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Screw name-brand clothes. I want a shirt that pronounces female sexuality while surfing the crimson wave.

Pomona gets an artistic facelift at the Packing Plant.

POSITIVELY 909

Community Champion film still

Contagion by S.A. Hawkins

Cult classics live for Halloween—don’t miss the screening of Army of Darkness and Shaun of the Dead . . . You know it’s time to put on fake blood and ripped clothes when the Zombie Crawl comes to town!

West of Mainstream is the future of collaborative, inspired music, and it’s our band of the week!

The Naked and Famous bares it all!

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DECONSTRUCTING FORM AND SPACE

CALENDAR

MASH UP MAGNITUDE

Passion for our little ol’ IE brings filmmaking to Pomona.

LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE

Photo courtesy of Pieology

Mix the quickness of a Chipotle order with dough-y pizza goodness and you get Pieology.

No more nuts in elementary schools because of a few allergic kids? That’s nutrageous!

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Cover design by Vidal Diaz Cover photo by Anthony Coppa

THE RUNDOWN

FINAL WORD

Lisa Lampanelli is one tough cookie. Take a bite!

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A favorite IE newspaper gets bought out by LA and OC.

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LEAN MEAN LAMPANELLI

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SHIFTING SUPPORT

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The PE goes OC? By Alex Distefano

As the demand for print news has seen a drastic decline over the past few decades, due to the rise of content on the internet, newspapers are facing very difficult times indeed. Print newsrooms across the nation seem to be switching to online formats and/or downsizing to smaller staffs, cutting their circulation and readership. Add the high levels of unemployment, and the looming dilemmas of the debt ceiling and Federal Government shutdown, and it just makes the economic downturn hit the print journalism industry even harder. Many have even argued that newspapers are slowly dying, and will be replaced by social media platforms, blogs and video reports. But, the Southern California region seems to be home to a positive trend in journalism and business: regional, yet community based newspapers that actually succeed. Now, a major move among local publications has occurred. The Inland Empire’s own The PressEnterprise has been bought for just over $27 million dollars, with the deal scheduled to finalize in mid Oct. The

deal is also to include the newspaper’s production facility where the paper is pressed, and the company’s website, www. pe.com. The Press-Enterprise was recently purchased by Freedom Communications, which also owns the Orange County Register and several other Southern California regional newspapers. Owner of Freedom Communications Inc., Aaron Kushner, bought the newspaper that serves Riverside and San Bernardino Counties, from A.H. Bello Corporation, a company based out of Dallas, Texas, which had owned The PressEnterprise for the past 16 years. The recent decline in readership over the past few years, and decreased advertising revenue at the Press Telegram led to a series of layoffs and other cutbacks the paper was forced to make. In 2006, the newspaper employed 1,165 full and parttime positions, now it has shrunk to 375. The Press-Enterprise has a current weekly circulation of 137,600, with a Sunday circulation of 161,000, according to the Alliance for Audited Media. Former owner A.H. Bello’s records show that during the first six months of this year, the paper’s

Bulletin

AUTO CLUB SPEEDWAY PROGRAM GETS KIDS TO READ Reading is making a comeback for the next generation of kids. I mean, why wouldn’t you want your kids, to develop decent reading skills so they can prepare for the rumored “second coming” of J.K. Rowling books? As a part of “Lefty’s Reading Challenge” through the Auto Club Speedway, 100,000 students from 175 elementary schools in Riverside, San Bernardino and Los Angeles Counties have read over 700,000 books. Even if that’s in elementary school standards (i.e. very few pages and words per book), that’s still quite a feat. Best of all, the program’s goal actually worked. Two kids who hadn’t picked up a book since the beginning of the year managed to meet their personal reading challenges as a part of the contest. Another kid, upped his state and scholastic test scores by a phenomenal 46 and 65 points. Kameron Blanks’ vast improvement has earned him a ride to school in an INDYCAR with AAA Speedway President Gillian Zucker. Kids these days have way better incentives. Does anyone remember earning points to trade for decorative pencils and erasers? IE

Publisher Jeremy Zachary Editor-In-Chief Evan Senn Entertainment Editor Ashley Bennett calendar editor Jamie Solis Art Director Steven Myrdahl Editorial Design DirectoR Tommy LaFleur Graphic Designer Vidal Diaz

Editorial Contributors Gustavo Arellano, Sarah Bennett, John Bergano, Allen David, Stacy Davies, Jasen Davis, Alex Distefano, George Donovan, Eric Francis, Bill Gerdes, Jesse B. Gill, Jeff Girod, S.A. Hawkins, Robin Johnson, Carl Kozlowski, Robert Kreutzer, Michelle Lepori, Liquid Todd, Kevin Longrie, Dan MacIntosh, Will Morrison, Adam O’Neal, Arrissia Owen, Kathryn Poindexter, Nancy Powell, Tommy A. Purvis, Paul Rogers, James Saunders, Joy Shannon, Andrea Steedman Matt Tapia, Terri Schlichenmeyer, Tamara Vallejos, Suzanne Walsh Simon Weedn

revenue fell 17 percent. But, if you thought this was a deterrent for Kushner, you thought wrong. Kushner has become a sort of local newspaper mogul, and is credited with keeping local community newspapers alive and vital in portions of Southern California. Last year he hired more reporters and editors for the Orange County Register, and added regional editions of the paper, including the new five-day daily, the Long Beach Register. With The Press-Enterprise, he hops this upward trend for local based print publications will continue. “The Press-Enterprise is a Pulitzer Prize-winning institution with a rich history in serving and connecting the

InternS Dulce Balandran, Kim Johnson, Victoria Banegas, Derek Obregon Contributing Artists and Photographers Barry Bruner, Bettina Chavez, Kristopher Christensen, John Gilhooley, Nicholas Ivins, Khai Le, Scott Lost, Seth Wheel Director of Sales & Marketing Jim Saunders

community,” said Aaron Kushner in a recent statement from Oct.10, regarding the purchase of the newspaper. “We are most appreciative of the stewardship provided to this important institution by A. H. Belo and we look forward to continuing to build upon that foundation and expand the ways The Press-Enterprise helps its subscribers, advertisers and community grow and thrive.” Kushner, has met with the staff of The Press-Enterprise, and according to reports in the Orange County Register, he has plans to use a similar business model for the IE based newspaper: lots of local coverage, with a subscriber base and emphasis on local photos and news stories. IE

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BY ALEX BRADELY

Wednesday, October 9

We’re all well aware of American Apparel’s ridiculous obsession with androgynous girls and boys modeling clothing items, aka next to nothing, sending Abercrombie & Fitch’s sexy catalog to the G-rated section. But, today, they may have gone too far. It’s called the “period power t-shirt,” and on it is a colored line drawing illustrating a woman’s labial area during menstruation and masturbation. Yes, that’s right. I said a woman’s labial area during menstruation AND masturbation. On a t-shirt. The shirt became a pop culture trope after American Apparel put it up for sale on its website, where it can’t be found now—“sold out” is the likelier answer than “taken down.” However, for once, the clothing company may actually be using controversy for good. Half of the profits from the Period Power shirt go to The Arduous, a female art collective led by the shirt’s designer, 20-yearold Petra Collins. The Period Power shirt has a positive aspect, though. The shirt forces people to confront their discomfort with female sexuality, albeit in a rather abrasive way. Menstruation is not often associated with, in fashion. As Tracie Egan Morrisey at Jezebel wrote, “It seems like a cool project. But the question remains: Where the hell would one wear a masturbating vagina shirt?” Such a progressive depiction of the female body and sexuality almost makes up for the company’s routine objectification of women. ALMOST.

Thursday, October 10

So, the mega cult-loving television show Glee finally had their Cory Monteith Tribute episode. If you’re unfamiliar with the show, you should go jump off a bridge—How dare you. Or start catching up immediately . . . Seriously. Glee’s tribute to Cory Monteith—who died in July at the age of 31 from a drug overdose—told a story that marked the passing of the character he played, the good-hearted, comically dim high-school jock

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Finn Hudson. It was an exploration of grief that was, not surprisingly, messy, awkward and painful. As catharsis for fans of Glee and Monteith, “The Quarterback” was much like Finn himself: Earnest, flawed, a little irritating and awesome. What the strangest part about performing a tribute on a fictitious show about a real and fictitious person was to deny the audience an explanation for what caused Finn’s death. Speaking through some opening narration by Finn’s glee-club cohort and stepbrother Kurt (Chris Colfer), we were told this information didn’t matter, with a tone that made it sound like it was inappropriate for us to even want to know . . . Harrumph. They did not divulge any kind of reasoning for his death on the show. You’re not wrong to want to know his fate. You had a right to that answer. You have become invested in these strange young people who can’t stop singing and dancing! It made for a fairly standoffish start that caused me to doubt just how inviting, vulnerable and authentic the producers were going to allow this experience to be. Though the only performance of the episode that rang true was Monteith’s real-life girlfriend, Lea Michele (character Rachel), the episode left viewers sad and confused for the most part. And Monteith was 31?!?! . . . Wow. I need to go to the gym.

Friday, October 11

Strangely enough, I had to help throw a bachelorette party tonight, for a group of nerdy vegans, and I must say, with a plate full of Red-Headed Sluts and some tofu, these girls got trashed in the best possible way. Epic night.

Saturday, October 12

Remember how I told you about the bachelorette party? Well there was also a bridal shower. Tiny tea

cakes and vegan treats for these nerds, and some fun bridal bingo to round out the day—weird but enjoyable . . . What is with that whole bridal shower tradition anyway? Wikipedia says that “the custom of the bridal shower is said to have grown out of earlier dowry practices, when a poor woman’s family might not have the money to provide a dowry for her, or when a father refused to give his daughter her dowry because he did not approve of the marriage. In such situations, friends of the woman would gather together and bring gifts that would compensate for the dowry and allow her to marry the man of her choice.” Fun, right? Weird is more like it. Weeeeeeiiirddd.

Sunday, October 13

UM . . . Weekends are now all about sports for most normies. Saturday was the first day in MLB postseason history with 2 1-0 games. Good news? Michigan State had a nice win vs. Indiana 42-28. The offense took a big step forward, which is now gaining momentum heading towards the Big Ten grind. The Lions pulled off a huge road win in Cleveland. The first half wasn’t very pretty however the offense clicked in the 2nd half. Bad news? Michigan fell on the road to Penn State 43-40. Gardner did not play well (again) and Michigan failed on all aspects in overtime. Surprise, surprise. . . . Tailgating is really the only reason I’m into this stuff.

Monday, October 14

In ‘N’ Out and Diet Coke please—the only cure for this case of The Mondays. Guh.

Tuesday, October 15

I can’t get over the Period Power Tee. I think I’m going to get one and wear it when I go shopping at Trader Joe’s, and see what happens. IE

BY Chuck Shepherd

News of the

BY Gustavo Arellano

Weird

LEAD STORY

A 61-year-old Texas man admitted to a hospital not long ago appearing to be falling-down-drunk, even though denying having had even a single drink, was discovered to be unintentionally manufacturing beer in his stomach. With “auto-brewery syndrome,” stomach-based yeast automatically ferments all starches (even vegetables or grains) passing through, converting them into ethanol. Normally, natural stomach bacteria control the yeast, but if, for example, antibiotics had inadvertently eliminated the bacteria, the yeast would prevail. The case was reported in a recent International Journal of Clinical Medicine.

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION

Update: As several additional states debate permitting marijuana use by a doctor’s prescription, Irvin Rosenfeld presented his own experience in August to a packed house at Kentucky’s state capitol. Rosenfeld suffers from painful bone tumors (diagnosed, with a poor prognosis, in 1963) and began smoking dope in the federal government’s Compassionate Investigational Drug program in 1982—since then consuming 130,000 government-supplied joints (12 per day, carefully measured), which he said absolutely had prolonged his life. “I didn’t ask for my bone disease,” he said. “All I asked for is the best medicine possible.” While Congress struggled recently to pass a budget or an increase to the national debt limit, one program made it through rather easily, according to a September New York Times report: farm subsidies for inactive “farmers.” The subsidies were renewed, based on a 2008 law, virtually assuring that more than 18,000 in-name-only farmers (who received $24 million last year) will not be cut off. Included, according to a 2012 Government Accountability Office report, were recipients at 2,300 “farms” that had not grown a single crop in five years (including 622 without a crop in 10 years). “Close Enough for Government Work”: The security contractor USIS, which does $2.45 billion worth of background checks for the National Security Agency and other departments (and had cleared fileleaker Edward Snowden and the Washington Navy Yard shooter Aaron Alexis), gets paid only for completed files. However, full background

checks often require months of work, and at some point, reported The New York Times in September, when USIS needed cash, it would “flush” stillopen files, treating them as completed, and submit them for payment—as happened with the files of Snowden and Alexis. In both cases, reported the Times, subsequent, crucial information failed to make it into the flushed files.

NAMES IN THE NEWS

In separate incidents of suspected thefts in Belo Horizonte, Brazil, in January (all within about a month), police arrested John Lennon Ribeiro Siqueira, John Lennon Fonseca Ferreira and John Lennon Camargos Gomes. (2) Convicted for drug possession in May in Rockland County, N.Y.: Mr. Genghis Khan, 23. (3) Charged with carjacking in July in Hilo, Hawaii: Mr. Alkapone Cruz-Bailes, 19. (4) Mr. Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop, featured in News of the Weird after his December 2011 drug arrest in Madison, Wis., was arrested in August on drug charges in Washington County, Iowa.

GREAT ART!

The missing element in obtuse doctoral dissertations in science is that they cannot be danced to, according to writer John Bohannon and the American Association for the Advancement of Science, which has established an annual “Dance Your Ph.D” video competition, and this year’s finalists were being selected at press time. Sarah Wilk was an entrant, featured in a Wall Street Journal report using glowing green balls and a flaming Hula-Hoop to help illustrate her “Odd-Z Transactinide Compound Nucleus Reactions Including Discovery of 260Bh.” So was Peter Liddicoat, using a chorus line of a juggler and a ballerina and others for “Evolution of Nanostructural Architecture in 7000 Series Aluminum Alloys During Strengthening by Age-Hardening and Severe Plastic Deformation.” Steven Cohen, eager to make a point that his country of residence, France, is more oppressive to artists than his native South Africa, staged a one-man demonstration at the Eiffel Tower in September. Wearing a bird outfit, tights and a garter, he had for some reason tethered a live chicken to his exposed penis with a long ribbon. After Cohen was arrested for indecent exposure, his lawyer complained that her client had been kept in custody too long for such a minor charge. “France,” she exclaimed, “is throwing artists in prison.”

¡ASK A

MEXICAN! Dear Mexican: My wife and I are looking to buy our first house. Being young (ish) and hip (ish) we’re looking into buying in Santa Ana. It’s amazing how much house and land you can get for $350K compared to the two-bedroom stacked cracker boxes in South OC. My question is two-fold: Has Santa Ana always been predominately Latino, and if not, when did this demographic shift occur? Growing up in south OC in the 1980s, Santa Ana was just a place where white kids DID NOT GO (at least not until we were older, and wanted to buy beer without getting carded). Second, the neighborhoods: why are some so pristine and some sort of terrifying? Wilshire Square and Washington Square are gorgeous, but you go a couple of streets over, and it looks like a São Paulo favela. What gives? Why were some neighborhoods so amazingly preserved?? Mr. X Dear Gabacho: Before I answer your question, déjame put it in a national context for non-Orange County readers so they don’t skip ahead to the next question. Gentle cabrones: the gabacho refers to OC’s county seat, the largest city in the United States with an allLatino city council and one that’s about 90 percent Latino. All major cities or metropolitan areas have a neighborhood or ciudad like this, a place the Reconquista gobbled up, that got demonized for decades by scaredy-cat gabachos and that Brave New Urbanists are planning to gentrify. The hipsters that are already there, meanwhile, adore their new barrio because of the low rents, older housing stock and quaint neighbors, neighbors they’ll call code enforcement on the minute the music is

too loud on a Sunday morning or the front yard corn grows too high. Back to the gabacho: SanTana (and, yes: spell it like this, as that’s how the natives pronounce it) always had Mexican neighborhoods due to housing covenants that restricted where they could buy homes. Once the Supreme Court ruled such regulations unconstitutional, Mexicans (and African-Americans, as well) tried to move on up in the city, only to have gabachos of your parents’ generation move to soulless suburbs, where they bred privileged pendejos like yourself who exaggerate about EVERYTHING. You’ve even been to a favela? Of course not, because your hipster ass would either be turned into a drug mule or a puddle of quivering piss. So to compare barrios to favelas is insulting to your new neighbors, and typical of hipster douchebaggery. Can’t wait to see the fit you’ll throw when the guy across the street parks his truck on his lawn for the first time… Why do Mexicans love Van Damme? El Karatekero Loco Dear Wab: An immigrant who speaks bad English, who kicks everyone’s ass for getting in his way, who beds multiple women yet has a heart of gold, who seems to fight for vengeance or honor (and usually both) and always wins— what isn’t there to love? Jean—Claude Van Damme is our Belgian food soldier for the Reconquista—minus the atrocity that was Double Team with Dennis Rodman, of course… Ask the Mexican at themexican@ askamexican.net, be his fan on Facebook, follow him on Twitter @gustavoarellano or ask him a video question at youtube. com/askamexicano!

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After toiling in obscurity on the stand-up circuit for a while, Lisa Lampanelli got her big break as a complete unknown (and the only female on the stage) at a Comedy Central roast of Chevy Chase and went on to make a name for herself as an insult comic at many a roast since. But now—after weathering a bumpy ride on the Celebrity Apprentice—the self-described “Queen of Mean” is ready to leave her comfort zone and is developing a one-woman show for Broadway. On her way to NYC she’ll be bringing her act all across the country but this time she promises a whole new experience. “I’m doing standup but it’s a 100 percent new show from the last time I was there,” Lampanelli says. “Since then I did Celebrity Apprentice. I also did weight loss surgery and I lost 107 pounds. I got married. So, a lot’s happened since the last time I was there, so it’s a brand new hour and change of material.

Skinny Bitch

The first time I really saw you, was on Celebrity Apprentice where—I have to say—you did not appear to be having a good time. It’s harder than you’d ever think. I mean you work 20 hours a day, six days a week. You pretty much have to contend with people who are just f#cking stupid and I have no patience for anything like that. It’s a really tough show. It’s really hard. I mean if you take it seriously and want to win actual money for your charity—which I did. And after putting up with all that crap, how much did you end up winning for your charity? $120,000. After I took my 15 percent cut those fags got cured of AIDS!

Would you do it over again? Oh God, no. It’s too hard. I’d rather just cut a check for the $130 grand myself. Do you think it was a positive thing for your career at least, if not your sanity? Oh no, it was positive, because I just got more well-known and the whole thing in this business is to reach more and more people. So that when you do something like this Broadway show that I’m going to do next year that people go “Oh I’ve heard of her and I want to go see her!” So yeah, overall it was definitely worth it. Your upcoming Broadway show is called Skinny Bitch? That’s the working title.

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When does it start? We’re work-shopping it around the country now and it’s tentatively scheduled for October 2014. What are you trying to achieve with the show and where are you at right now with it? Well, about three years ago, I got really bored with stand-up and I was like, wow, I can either do something new or I could just retire. So I got this idea that I wanted to do a show about my work with myself on codependency and food and weight trouble and decided to develop this show with Alan Zweibel, who wrote Billy Crystal’s oneperson show for Broadway, so that

kind of took off and producers liked the idea. And it’s great. It’s hilarious but it’s also about very real points so it’s really worth doing. And you are working with director John Rando who has done a lot of stuff both off and on Broadway. Yeah he’s ridiculous. It’s hard for me to believe that I’m working with him. He gets it. All it requires is for somebody to get you. So how long is this show exactly? And it’s all you, right? 90 minutes. Nobody wants to see somebody standing up and just talking for more than 90 minutes. I’m sorry. I don’t care how famous you are, nobody cares. 90 minutes is the limit for anybody. How close are you to being finished? Well it’s never really finished until it hits Broadway and you do previews but it’s pretty much in the order its gonna be in. Let’s put it that way. It’s almost a ticket-ready show. And you are doing your first scripted show—for the very first time—on Broadway. You’re not starting small here. It’s going to start on Broadway first and then I’m going to tour it around the country after that. That’s pretty huge. I assume this is your first time performing on the Great White Way? Oh yeah. Definitely. I mean after that I would love to do other stuff. Like I want to do every corny old-lady part that exists. [She laughs.] But I’ll wait for that. This first. I gotta give you credit here for thinking big because this seems to me like a huge project to take on. You know what . . . [The new tour will be] exciting and different. It’s really bad to do something for twenty-something years and then be bored and say “I don’t know what to do,” so I’m really grateful that I even thought of it. Most creative people get bored, and that isn’t such a bad thing. It forces you to get off your ass and try something you probably wouldn’t have had the guts to try when you were humming along. Yeah. Enough is enough! You need a challenge. How did you prepare for this show? I did a summer conservatory at Yale, for drama. It was great. Seriously I didn’t know it was going to be as much work as it was because it was about 14 hours of classes a day, five days a week. It was as much work as Celebrity Apprentice was but there was a bigger payoff because I actually learned something and didn’t have to work with anybody stupid.

Get Roasted

Did you see the James Franco Roast? I loved it! As someone who got famous for doing roasts you’re the perfect judge I think. What did you think was so good about it? I don’t know. Me and Jimmy [Cannizzaro, her husband] watched it and we were like “why do we like this so much better?” It all harkened back to the Dean Martin roast where everybody was friends. That was how a roast should feel. So I thought it was ridiculously fun to watch.

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You know what . . . [The new tour will be] exciting and different. It’s really bad to do something for twenty-something years and then be bored and say ‘I don’t know what to do,’ so I’m really grateful . . .

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You kind of had a breakout moment at a roast. Oh yeah, the roasts were definitely the thing that put me on the map. And those are great but I don’t know if I really want to do them anymore but it doesn’t really matter. You did the Trump roast and you really let the bastard have it. Yeah I did Trump before Celebrity Apprentice so whether you like him or you don’t like him I think he showed a lot of balls by putting me on the show after I made fun of him. What was the first roast you did when you were the totally unknown person on the lineup? Chevy Chase was the first one. And that’s the best part of it. When nobody knows who you are nobody makes fun of you. I wasn’t even on the internet. That was my one free pass. As an unknown talent how did you even get on the bill at the Chevy Chase roast? I was a member of the Friar’s Club and they really pushed it. The Friar’s Club was the producer of the roasts back then. And they pushed Comedy Central to have me do it. And if it wasn’t for the Friar’s Club, trust me, I wouldn’t have been on that roast because Comedy Central was like “who is this?” and the Friar’s Club said “you have to do us one favor.” So luckily it went really well and I’ve been on most of them since then. So the Friar’s Club believed in you. Yes, and they still do because they ask me to do enough free shit for them now. I’m paying for it for the rest of my life.

Like A Boss

When you do your stand-up, how much of your show is scripted in advance and how much of it is just made up stuff up on the spot? Well most of it starts onstage. I’ll record the show and listen to it after and punch it up if I hear a bit I like—but I would say about 90 percent of it starts on stage. 90 percent? That’s a lot! Yup. I know, but it’s more fun for me. That sounds a little scary to a guy like me who has never tried stand-up comedy before. I guess, but I think if you’re confident and funny and they’re your fans they let you kind of develop stuff. It’s always going to end up funny. I mean, funny people hardly ever say anything and don’t know how to close it so I don’t really feel like it’s that much of a risk because those people are there to see you. So after all you’ve accomplished in the last few years, what does Lisa Lampanelli still want to do? Well this whole thing at Yale this summer inspired me to do some real acting so I talked to my director and after Broadway and the tour I’m doing to do some plays—some straight up drama—some Tennessee Williams or Arthur Miller—something like that. Do you ever see yourself directing something? You never know! I love bossing people around! Lisa Lampanelli at the Pechanga Resort and Casino, 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, (877) 711-2946; www.pechanga.com. Fri, Oct. 18. 8pm. Tickets $35-$60.

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Band of the week West of Mainstream

MUSIC

EXCELLENTLY EXPOSED Members of The Naked and Famous bring a seamless performance to the IE By Dan MacIntosh

MEMBERS: Leo Hernandez (vocals), Jose Villalvoza (bass), Luis Lopez (guitar), Nick Sandoval (drums) and Dominick Sanchez (DJ). CITIES OF ORIGIN: Mira Loma. KINDERED SPIRITS: Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Atmosphere, CCR, Richie Valenz, Bill Withers, The Eagles, Stone Sour, Avenged Sevenfold and Sublime. WEBSITES: reverbnation.com/westofmainstream and facebook.com/westofmainstream. FREQUENTS: Downtown Riverside’s bar scene. Take one look at these guys and you might expect straight-up hip-hop music by their serious demeanor. However, you’ll surpass your preconceived judgments after enjoying some of their original sound— reppin’ a hip-hop style with some heavy ska influence. Their bassist’s “fat funky slapping style” may be to blame, or maybe their laundry list of musical influences has taken a toll on this one-of-a-kind group. In the end, each band member brings a unique style and influence to their overall sound, resulting in something entirely different from straight hip-hop. Just check out their songs “One in a Million” and “Smoke a Swish,” and you’ll hear it for yourself, but be careful—they warn us that just because we’ve heard one or two songs of their songs, doesn’t mean we’ve heard them all.

Jo or Luis . . . Jo also plays guitar and has written a majority of the guitar parts mainly because Luis has only been in the band since late August, but once there’s an idea everybody plays a part. We collaborate and play with it, changing up the structure until we have something we all like, we’re all equals, every band member has [their] own piece of soul in our music.

How do you describe your music? Our music is all over the place—we never know what to tell people, they might listen to a couple songs we have recorded and think they have us figured out, but we constantly change it up. Our live shows are going to take people on a melodic, chaotic, funky, over-the-top in your face journey, they will never knows what’s coming from one song to the next. Don’t judge a band on the two songs they have recorded.

Is there anything else you’d like us to know? You can download our music FREE at reverbnation.com/westofmainstream. We give away free stickers at every show, if you want to have a drink on us with us, feel free to say hello . . . if you like our music . . . then we truly love you and thank you for your time . . . “One Love.” IE

Tell us about your song writing process. Starts with an idea, usually a riff from

What can fans expect from a live West of Mainstream performance? Balls to the wall, no holds barred, we don’t give a flying f*#! type of performance—we’re not kids, we’re all veterans of the IE music scene. When we play live you will be entertained. We will give it everything we have . . . because for those 30-60 minutes, we all feel free to be who we were meant to be. It’s the greatest feeling in the world.

West of Mainstream at Mission Tobacco Lounge, 3630 University Ave., Riverside, (951) 682-4427; www.missiontobaccolounge.com. Fri, Oct. 18. 8pm.

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Although The Naked and Famous is a band from faraway Auckland, New Zealand, the group’s upcoming show at Pomona’s Fox Theater just might feel like a hometown gig. That’s because the act wrote its latest album, In Rolling Waves, locally. “We all lived in Laurel Canyon for a year,” says drummer Jesse Wood. “We got there last April and we just moved out recently into some temporary accommodations before we started touring.” Laurel Canyon gained quite a reputation back in the ’60s and ’70s, when musicians—particularly folk-oriented singer and songwriters—gravitated there. The new In Rolling Waves, however, is much more moody synth-pop than anything Joni Mitchell might have penned. Quite a few are also a mite-aged. “Some of the songs were written even before we stopped touring,” Wood continues. “There’s a bunch of songs from the previous record that hadn’t been finished yet. There are quite a bit of different songs put into it, but the majority of the work was done while we lived in the Laurel Canyon house.” The album’s title is drawn from one of its songs. “It’s a lyric from the song ‘Grow Old,’” Wood explains. “We were all just drawn to it as a title. We threw a few names around, and we really like a lyric as a title. We just felt it encompassed the record pretty well, in a short and sweet way.” In Rolling Waves follows the very successful Passive Me, Aggressive You, which featured the highly successful single, “Young Blood.” However, the band didn’t feel overly pressured to repeat that prior album’s commercial success. “I guess it’s always in the back of your mind,” Wood admits, “but we never really let that affect our creative process. The first record was also written and self-produced, and we did that again on this record. Two songs we co-produced with Justin MeldalJohnson, who’s been a long time bass player, produced many artists and done some great records recently. So, the only

pressure we had was on ourselves.” Every band is different when it comes to playing music from recent albums live. Some acts like to change things up completely, just to keep it interesting. Other groups, however, prefer to try and replicate the recorded versions as closely as possible. You can probably safely slot The Naked and Famous into that latter category. “Generally, we’re very by-the-book,” Wood explains. “This album, we spent a lot of time rehearsing these songs before we recorded them, so they would translate pretty much seamlessly live. There are a couple of moments where we might embellish on a slight idea. But nothing drastic.” The Naked And Famous will be arriving in Pomona just before Halloween. Yet one of the creatures that scares people the most during this spooky season, is also one Wood keeps as a pet. “I own six tarantulas,” he says. “I’ve got a small collection of exotic pets.” Of course, it’s not unusual for Wood to scare people with his “pets.” “Spiders shed their skin like a snake, and it pretty much looks exactly like a spider,” Wood explains. “I have the skins of a few of them that have shed and I can put those skins places and scare people. I’d never scare someone who’s genuinely terrified with a live spider because that could injure or kill the spider, and I would feel like a bad parent.” (Notice how he puts the welfare of the spiders first?) And no, Wood didn’t get into tarantula ownership with the help of Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper or any other scary rock and roller. “I went to a Petco one day out of curiosity,” he recalls, “and I saw you could buy them. So I thought about it for a moment and I thought because I can do it, that means I should do it. I bought one and started reading and learning about them and got more fascinated. I bought a second one and then third, fourth, fifth and sixth. Having big ugly spiders as pets sure seems like a rock and roll thing to do. Wood also enjoys having them as pets for another distinctly masculine reason too. “They’re pretty low maintenance,” he admits. “They’re good if you travel. If I’m away for a few weeks, someone has to go look after them once or twice a week, max, to feed them and make sure they have water. Maybe Wood is the “Famous” part of The Naked And Famous; he is, after all, a spider-man. IE The Naked and Famous w/ The Colourist and NO at the Fox Pomona Theater, 301 S. Garey Ave., Pomona; www.foxpomona.com. Sat, Oct. 26. 8pm. $25-$35.

ARTs & Culture What Truth Holds by Patrick Faulk

Sculptural Splendor Pomona gets a “ReMODEL” By Evan Senn

If you’ve ever been to Pomona’s Art Colony, then you probably already know they love art in downtown Pomona. Well now there is even more cause to visit the Pomona Art Colony area—the Packing Plant. The same energy that helped Pomona Valley grow into its own over the years, thanks to the Packing Plant, must have stayed around the building. This energy is now imbued into the busy and creative live/work art spaces here at this repurposed plant. For its grand opening, the Pomona Packing Plant teamed up with local artists and curators to exhibit artworks in conjunction with a local art

symposium. “ReMODEL 2” sculpture symposium as part of its Bradshaw Conference Series on Sat., Oct.19 at the Garrison Theatre at Claremont Graduate University. What’s a sculpture symposium, you ask? “ReMODEL 2” is an event where art professionals and enthusiasts alike can gather and revel in the majesty of sculpture, both historically and contemporarily. “YOU ARE HERE: Installations & Space Expanse” is an exhibition that is in conjunction with the “ReMODEL 2” symposium and is an evocative, speechless conversation on the relationship Bent Papare by Patrick Quan

between installation and sculpture. The exhibition was curated by one of UCR ARTSblock’s curators Jennifer Frias, and Jacqueline Bell Johnson. Artists involved include Jacqueline Bell Johnson, Jeremiah Thomas Catling, Patrick Faulk, S.A. Hawkins, Matthew Hillseth, Patrick Quan, Chelsea Rector and Conchi Sanford. Patrick Faulk redefines our understanding of sculpture in relation to sound and weight with his gigantic sculpture/installation What Truth Holds. As you walk through the space, and around this giant sculptural installation, the structure looks like something similar to a soundwave from the side. Faulk is known for his deconstructivemanipulative artworks, all of which are mindblowingly fun and inventive. But, this piece touches on more than sound. Dozens of tiny plaster bridges stack on top of one another in a very peculiar shape. He uses a mixture of plaster, salt and dictionary pages to reference his “truth.” A dehumidifier is placed above the precariously stacked objects; it extracts moisture from the air in the space and drips water on to the structure. The repetition of the drip seems as a metaphor for time—specifically the test of time, to which each bridge will supposedly fall, at differing rates. The expected fall of each of the bridges will inevitably be musical, and the anticipation seems almost as palpable as the heavy bridges themselves. Looking up in the expansive “YOU ARE HERE” exhibition space, bright pink creatures slowly crawl all around the rafters of this old packing plant. They are creepy and curious, probing the ceiling as they climb across the wooden beams. Pouring in from any open air duct or vent, many different sizes of these shiny and soft-looking pink worm-shaped monsters invade the space. The installation by artist S.A. Hawkins entitled Contagion is subtle yet anxiety-ridden. The worms evoke a feeling of panic in viewers, as they are everywhere. The power of installation

is the true culprit in this work. A strange and unavoidable power struggle, installation work is monumental in nature, and can change energy in a space, or feeling in a person or group of people. This artist is known for his sculptural power and play with unusual materials, but this installation is a unique and new series for him. Hawkins was also involved in another exhibition at the Packing Plant, in unit #1, “Purposeful Perplexities,” with interesting work made of glass, steel, gold leaf and bronze. Another artist in the “YOU ARE HERE” exhibition that stopped me dead in my tracks was a work by Patrick Quan called Bent Paper. Quan’s work was recently on view at UCR ARTSblock, in “Accidents and Failures” that just closed a couple weeks ago. His work is delicate and curious, often made from found objects. His work in this exhibition is a brand new work that resembles a boulder that has started to crumble under pressure. Made from one single sheet of paper, this giant paper rock sits solemnly, as if about to blow away without a care in the world, but as it has been fixed with some kind of fixative, it won’t. The conceptual power of this rock seems infinite, but resonates so clearly within me. Steady and stern as a boulder, this object seems immovable; though beautiful and elegant, it is slightly crumpled, a little worn and torn, and yet, it can be so easily destroyed—made of nothing more than paper. IE “YOU ARE HERE: Installations & Space Expanse” at the Pomona Packing Plant-Live/Work Industrial Lofts, 560 E. Commercial St. Unit 8, Pomona, closing reception: Sat., Oct. 19, 4pm-10pm. Free.

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The 4th annual 909 Film Festival is back, and better than ever

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do a compilation movie like New York, I Love You, but make it about the Inland Empire. I’d love to see a compilation movie with one continuous story, but told by different directors, or just a compilation of different stories, but told throughout the Inland Empire through different filmmakers’ eyes.” “I grew up in Pomona,” Gonzalez explains. “I still live in Pomona. I’m definitely a lifelong resident here. I went to Claremont College and out of that experience I started to meet people that were of the same kind of mindset. Like, ‘Hey, something needs to be brought out of this area in terms of filmmaking.’ So when I see stuff that’s set in these areas, or used as a backdrop, I’m reminded how there are a lot of interesting historical places in the Inland Empire and I’m really about that. How do we sort of spotlight that, but without focusing on the negative?’” It’s oh so easy to be negative. People in the Los Angeles and Orange counties are so quick to look down on the IE. Nevertheless,

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The area code 909 has become synonymous with the Inland Empire. With the relatively recent explosion of cell phones, the amount of differing area codes has also significantly increased. Yet, when you hear the 909 mentioned, you always immediately think of the IE. Now, Eddie Gonzalez, Assistant Director of Media Studies at Pitzer College, is attempting to create an indelible association between 909 and filmmaking with the fourth annual 909 Film Festival, scheduled for Oct. 19 at Pitzer College’s Benson Auditorium. Filmmakers submitting entries to this unique festival will never forget its name, simply because submission rule number one is that films/videos must be 9 minutes and 9 seconds or less, with no exceptions. Categories available are narrative, animation, music video, documentary and experimental, with prizes awarded to winners in each category. Furthermore, every entry must be shot or created in the Inland Empire. Lastly— as if the point has not already been suitably driven home—the entry fee is, you guessed it, $9.09. All payees also receive a 909 Film Festival t-shirt. “It’s an event to bring filmmakers that want to showcase their work and get their ideas and make it sort of 909-specific,” explains Eddie Gonzalez,” but it is also an audience that is a part of this community that is excited about someone representing their area.” In many ways, the 909 Film Festival is quite different from other more famous film events. “It’s not an entity to sort of launch people into stardom,” Gonzalez explains, “like Sundance or some of the bigger festivals that are out there now, but it’s a way to put an audience and the filmmakers together. Some attendees might even come and say, ‘Hey, I have an interesting idea. Can someone shoot it?’” Gonzalez has big dreams for Inland Empire filmmaking, and some of these dreams might just come true via the networking opportunities made available through the 909 Film Festival. “I think that, ultimately, my goal—once I meet and build the community of filmmakers—is to handpick the people that can tell stories and

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Gonzalez has a positive attitude, and he truly believes his 909 Film Festival can help in change perceptions of his home region—for the better. “I think my goal is to promote the area through filmmaking,” he explains. “The more I meet up-and-coming filmmakers, the more I see the community coming together. I’m all about spotlighting the 909 and making a positive statement about it. Through the art of filmmaking something can be brought out in a positive way. My goal is to make that happen.” IE 909 Film Festival at Pitzer College, Benson Auditorium, 1050 N. Mills Ave., Claremont, (909) 621-8000; www.909.junkie.com. Fri. Oct 18. 6pm.

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PIZZA PIE

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Fast and delicious pizza? Now that’s amore! By Bill Gerdes

I like—but don’t love—several of the pizza joints where I live in Riverside. Romano’s makes tasty thin and thick-crust pizza, and I’m at least calzone-curious when it comes to the wonderfully dive-esque N&W Antonious Pizza & Cafe down off Arlington . . . Sometimes though I’ll cook my own pie at home, and I’m often pleasantly surprised by the results. I use less cheese, more olive oil, more vegetables and a tomato base that I throw together with a couple of Roma numbers I have lying around. It’s tasty and almost healthy. And I get to choose exactly what I want on my pizza. Pieology, across the street from the Victoria Gardens shopping mall, cooks pizzas that resemble the sweet little numbers I’ll cook at home. They feature thin crust and topping which the customer gets to pick out just what they want on the pie. With a slew of fresh ingredients, the customer gets to pile on as many as they want—as long as there’s not a pound of meatballs on the thing, said customer can walk away feeling satisfied but not megastuffed. When I went to Pieology it worked something like this: I walked in and was greeted by that sort of half-hearted Starbucks-style greeting where all employees are expected to half-crook their necks and extend a greeting. I then entered a quickly moving line where I went past various stations and chose what I wanted on my pie. First up was sauce. I chose the “red sauce,” which is their tomato base, along with olive oil. Next choice is cheesemozzarella please. Their meat options, of which I went pepperoni and ham, are swine-centric but varied enough. Next up veggies, of which I’ll say all are fresh but they could use a few more options. Then there’s what they call “After Bakes.” Now these are not something one buys off a guy with dreads outside the Sahara tent at Coachella but a variety of more sauces to ladle on the pizza. Boringly I went with

more red sauce, although options like BBQ sauce, roasted red-peppers, black pepper extra virgin olive oil and pesto are available. While I’m not a fan of the “build your own” fad in casual dining in general, the process at Pieology works, especially if viewed as fast food. It is fast. My pizza from order to table took six minutes. It’s relatively cheap, as a “Create Your Own” pizza runs around seven bucks. And if it’s a family meal, it’s relatively healthy as well (Pieology also offers gluten-free crust). Plus, and this is big; my pizza was pretty damn nice. The veggies retained enough of a crunch to be yummy, and the sauces combined nicely to form a lovely lake of mozzarella, olive oil and tomato, on top of the wafer-thin crust. It’s a tasty-quick pizza. They also have a couple of salads on the menu, as well as strips, either herb butter or the ones I sampled, the cinnamon sugar. They are very sweet, diabetic-comainducing, but I ate two and craved a few more. They don’t serve beer or wine here, and have no plans to. That makes me sad. Pizza is after all an Italian creation, and then later in America an Italian American one. No beer or wine feels anti-Italian somehow. Somewhere Dean Martin is crying. IE Pieology Pizzeria, 8158 Day Creek Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, (909) 803-8999; www.pieology.com. AE, D, MC, V.

menu to boot. 420 N. McKinley St., Corona, 951.738.3000. THE STEAM HAUS GASTRO PUB. It’s got a handful of unique dishes and one well stocked bar; now all you need is a top hat and monocle to match the atmosphere. 2785 Cabot Dr., Ste 110, 951.277.7500; www. steamhausgastropub.com.

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EUREKA! BURGER. Try a few layered burgers or salads with a massive selection of beer on tap. Dig in! 580 W. First St., 909.445.8875; www.eurekaburger.com. $$ Hip Kitty Jazz And Fondue. Come and enjoy an assortment of cheese, meat and vegetable fondues. 502 W. 1st St., 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com. $$ ROUNDS PREMIUM BURGERS. You might be sick of the “build your own burger” theme but this joint’s got some quality ingredients to make your dream burger a reality. 885 S. Indian Hill Blvd., 909.626.2626; www.roundsburgers.com. THE BACK ABBEY. Check out this vast assortment of delicious burgers, bass, schnitzel and a massive selection of ale. 128 N. Oberlin Ave., 909.625.2642; www.thebackabbey.com. The Press RESTAURANT. Vegetarians and carnivores in the I.E. can finally get along. 129 Harvard Ave., 909.625.4808; www.thepressrestaurant.com. $ Viva Madrid. Artistic and eclectic décor and the occasional flamenco band complement an extensive Spanish menu. 225 Yale Ave. #B, 909.624.5500. www.vivamadrid.com. $$.

NEW YORK DELIGHT. What a delight it is to chomp down on a variety of deli sandwiches featuring fresh-cut meats, some of which actually hail from the Big Apple! 310 S. Thomas St., 909.868.6518; www.nydelight. com. RAWKEN SUSHI. Get your fix of “Bro-sushi” with a few powerful rolls with spice that makes even tough men sweat. 135 E. 2nd St., 909.629.6800; www.rawkensushi.com. THE BURGER HOUSE. Previously known as 2nd on Second Street, this bistro-turned burger joint makes some pretty mean patties. 171 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.623.7620; www. theburgerhouse.net. THE ROOKERY. Formerly known as Joey’s BBQ, this burger n’ beer joint is taking patty dining to a whole new level. 117 W. 2nd St., 909.815.5215; www.facebook.com/TheRookeryPomona.

corona COUNTRY B.B.Q. This do-it-yourself BBQ is actually of Korean country origins. (And it’s just as great our Yankee finest.) 2276 Griffin Way #108, 951.734.8022. EDUARDO’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT. It’s some good, old-fashioned, homespun Mexican food with heart and soul. 513 W. 6th St., 951.340.3722; www.eduardosmexicanrestaurant.com. EL CANGREJO NICE. Gourmet Mexican seafood isn’t as expensive as it sounds— and it’s delicious! 510 Hidden Valley Pkwy., Corona, 951.340.2280; www.elcangrejonice.com. GOODFELLAS CAFÉ. A Greek diner featuring some good American food in an Italian theme. 1090 Pomona Rd., 951.340.1130; www.myspace.com/goodfellascafe. HOT DOG SHOPPE. Tired of the same ol’? Have that time-tested frankfurter dished up in a number of new ways, including the Wonder Tiger, The Justin, Blue German, Angry Dave and Garden of Eden. 510 Hidden Valley Pkwy., 951.898-8702; www. thehotdogshoppe-corona.com. OGGI’S PIZZA & BREWING CO. Cleverly named pizzas, authentic Italian pastas and gut-busting appetizers satisfy all! 2363 California Ave. #105, 951.817.0748; www. oggis.com. $$ RA SUSHI. Japanese food for the younger, hipper set of folks in a stylish setting and signature rolls. 2785 Cabot Dr. #101, 951.277.7491; www.rasushi.com. SUSHI ASAHI. This place has plenty of tasty rolls and a pretty mean all-you-can-eat

redlands Cuca’s. Featuring daily specials, tacos, burritos, tamales, hamburgers and more. 527 E. State St., 909.335.9557. Location #2: 1752 Lugonia Ave., 909.389.1235; www.cucasmex. com. EUREKA! BURGER. Don’t let the exclamation point fool you, this place is anything but generic. 345 W. Pearl Ave. #130, 909.335.5700; www.eurekaburger.com. JERSEY’S PIZZA. The beer selection kicks ass, as it features only the best stuff around. (Oh yeah, there’s pizza somewhere here, too!) 214 Orange St., 909.335.7076; www. jerseyspizza.com. OSCAR’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT. Homestyled Mexican belly fillers in a cozy, friendly atmosphere. (Plus, they don’t need toothpicks for their rellenos!) 19 N. 5th St., 909.792.8211. MILL CREEK CATTLE COMPANY. Eat here for breakfast, lunch or dinner—everything has BBQ on it! 2087 Orange tree Ln., 909.798.5757; www. millcreekcattlecompany.com. TACO VILLAGE. The tacos are good, but this place has one of the best chicken burritos we’ve ever had. 1711 W. Lugonia Ave., 909.307.1916.

riverside ANTONE’S FOOD. Italian food featuring fresh baked bread, delicious grinders, pizzas and garlic bread, plus spaghetti and salads, too! 4125 Sunnyside Dr., 951.682.5900. $ BACK STREET RESTAURANT. Tucked away in a pretty little building, this place nails the lunch fare, especially the sandwiches. (And note, it’s only open on weekdays and only during lunch.) 3735 Nelson St., 951.683.6650; www.backstreetriverside.com. BANN THAI. A brand new Thai treat that tastes as nice in the mouth as the place looks with the eyes. 6461 Brockton Ave., 951.684.3381; www.bannthairiverside.com. BELLA TRATTORIA ITALIAN BISTRO. Fine Italian

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DINING GUIDE cuisine in a posh atmosphere. Open for lunch and dinner. 3649 Mission Inn Ave., 951.784.0300; www.missioninn.com. $$ CHARLEY ROKK’S AUTHENTIC TEXAS BBQ. Your favorite home-style treats can be found here from macaroni and cheese to Cajun rice and all meaty treats in between; all in the name of deliciously homemade BBQ. 5145 Jurupa Ave., Ste. G-4, Riverside, 951.774.0039; www.CharleyRokksBBQ.com. D’elia’s grinders. Remember when the grinder was a serious sandwich? If so, we’ve got a great trip back into memory lane. 2093 University Ave., 951.683.7380; www. deliasgrinders.com. $ GRAM’S MISSION B-B-Q PALACE. One of the top contenders for sheer smoked-for-hours deliciousness. 3527 Main St., 951.782.8219. $$ Joe’s Bar and Grill. Fun and festive dining with live entertainment and American eats like burgers, dogs, steak, and chili. 10909 Magnolia Ave., 951.637.3931. $$ MAGNONE TRATTORIA & MARKET. You won’t be able to deny this Italian joint the respect it deserves. 1630 Spruce St., Riverside, 951.781.8840; www.magnonetrattoria.com. MONARK ASIAN BISTRO. Asian fusion cuisine that’s full of new (and familiar) flavors. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr. #64, 951.683.1073; www. monarkasianbistro.com. OASIS VEGETARIAN CAFÉ & BAKERY. This place is a veggie/vegan’s delight, featuring both American and Hispanic cuisine. Seeking meatless steak burgers or tacos? Look no further. 11550 Pierce St., 951.688.5423; www.oasisvegetarian.com. Olivia’s Mexican Restaurant. Everything is made fresh daily and if you haven’t been here before, well, you’re missing out. 9447 Magnolia Ave., 951.689.2131; www.oliviasmexicanrestaurant.com. $ PHO Saigon. Pho is a clear broth soup served with thin noodles that can be vegetarian or filled with chicken, shrimp or beef—get your perfect setup right here. 1450 N. University Ave. #N, 951.369.0306. $ PUNJAB PALACE. Satisfy your hungering itch for spice with a few dishes that might empty your wallet but certainly fill your stomach. 1766 University Ave., Ste 102, Riverside, 951.686.9968; www.punjabpalacecuisineofindia.com. $$ RED HOT KITCHEN. Hey foodies, this new place has tastes to crave, including the pickled kimchi taco, an avocado and mango salad, and totally bomb jalapeno bombs. 1995 University Ave., 951.684.9800; www.rhkriverside.com. ROYAL ORCHID THAI. Fast food Thai that thankfully doesn’t taste like fast food. 9791 Magnolia Ave., 951.354.6100. SMOKEY CANYON BBQ. Grab a whiff of hickory with these tasty, meaty dishes. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr. #9, 951.782.8808; www. smokeycanyon.com. $$ Templo Del Sol. What could be better than a bunch of meat, cheese, beans and veggies wrapped in a large flour tortilla? 1365 University Ave., 951.682.7047. YELLOW CHILI TAPAS KITCHEN AND BAR. This joint has opened a restaurant strictly to praise the art of the appetizer. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Ste. # 42, 951.686.9400.

san bernardino Alfredo’s Pizza and Pasta. A classic Italian joint, right down to the red and white checkered tablecloths. 251 W. Base Line St., 909.885.0218; www.alfredospizzandpasta. com. The Castaway. Experience award winning cuisine and service, while taking in the fabulous mountain and valley views.

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670 Kendall Dr., 909.881.1502; www.castawayrestaurant.com. $$$ Delhi Palace. All the greatest hits: tandoori chicken, lamb and naan. Check out the buffet, too! 2001 Diners Ct., 909.884.9966. $$ JACKPOT TASTY THAI-CHINESE FOOD. Tasty Thai cuisine that rolls the dice and pays out in delectable, authentic dividends. 2160 S. Waterman Ave. #C, 909. 824.1324. LE RENDE-VOUS GOURMET CUISINE. One of the last true French restaurants in the IE and yes, they’ve got escargot. 4775 N. Sierra Wy., San Bernardino, (909) 883-1231; www. LeRendezVousRestaurant.com. Los Portales. Mexican fare like mamacita used to make—over 100 dishes of it. 1313 N. Waterman Ave., 909.888.2544; www. losportales3.com. Lotus Garden. Styled like an authentic pagoda, this Chinese hotspot offers kung pao chicken, Singapore noodles and clay pot entrees. 111 E. Hospitality Ln., 909.381.6171. $ MARDI GRAS RESTAURANT. Yes, it’s the best Cajun and creole cuisine in the Inland Empire. Great breakfast, lunch and dinner served all day, seven days a week, with live jazz twice weekly. 201 N. E St., 909.884.5000. THE MUG. Not a whole lot’s changed in the 60 years this eatery offering up pizza and more. 1588 W. Highland Ave., 909.887.1550. SUNDOWNERS FAMILY RESTAURANT. Yes, it’s a family restaurant…discover the rest for yourself. 1131 S. E St., 909.884.3510. Surfer Joe’s. This laid-back eatery enjoys a loyal following who come in for the homemade pizzas, pastas and sandwiches. 251 E. Redlands Blvd., 909.824.5523. $

upland BLACK WATCH PUB. This place where “everybody knows your name” offers some bomb British dishes. 497 N. Central Ave., #B, Upland, 909.981.6069; www.theblackwatchpub.com. Bulldog Pub & Restaurant. British cuisine, you ask? Yes, it exists! The fish ‘n’ chips is always a terrific stomach pleaser. 1667 N. Mountain Ave. #117, 909.946.6614. $ Joey’s Western Steak-N-BAR-B-Q. Four words: fire pits and brewskies. Oh, and meat. That’s five. 1964 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.982.2128; www.joeysbbq.com. $$$ LIMERICKS TAVERN. Catch your favorite game on one of the many TVs at this tavern and enjoy some neat dishes like the Irish Nachos and Beer-battered Fish Sandwich. 1234 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.920.5630; www. facebook.com/limerickstavern. $$ PETRILLI’S PIZZA. Pizza and sandwiches that are very easy to love hail from this hot take-out spot. 110 S. Mountain Ave., 909.981.8114; www.petrillispizza.com. $ PINE HAVEN CAFE. Let this breakfast and lunch menu blow your mind and fill your stomach with unimaginable delights. 1191 E. Foothill Blvd., 909.946.4674; www.pinehavencatering.com san biagio’s pizza. After taking a bite of these NY-style slices, it’ll be hard to believe you’re still in Upland. 1263 W. 7th St., 909.946.9277; www.sanbiagios.com. $ san biagio’s pizza. Same as the above San Biagio, just in another spot in the city. 1118 E. 19th St. #F, 909.949.6900; www.sanbiagios.com. $ TANGO BAIRES CAFÉ. Authentically delicious Argentine cuisine. 870 E. Foothill Blvd. #2, 909.985.6800; www.tangobairescafe.com. $$ TEQUILA HOPPERS. Burgers and appetizers that are better than the standard bar fare. 60 N. Mountain Ave., 909.985.9114; www. tequilahoppers.com. $$

sun 10/20

ANIMAL FEEDING TOUR

If you’re an animal lover, don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to work closely all types of species of animals. Pretend you’re a zookeeper for a day, and join in with the professionals as they tour the zoo grounds feeding all types of animals. Learn about animal behaviors and special circumstances while you get a chance to see what it is that each furry and scaly friend eats. 3pm. $9. Big Bear Alpine Zoo, 43285 Goldmine Dr., Big Bear Lake, (909) 584-1299; www.bigbearalpinezoo.org.

mon 10/21

LAMBORGHINI SUPER TROFEO SERIES SEASON FINALE

If you have a thing for luxury cars and pedal to the metal speed, then the Lamborghini Super Trofeo Series Season Finale should be at the top of your list of things to do this week. This event features Lamborghini’s permanent four-wheel drive, making it the fastest one-make series in the entire world. Don’t miss these tricked out cars break records on the pavement. $10. Auto Club Speedway, 9300 Cherry Ave., Fontana, (909) 429-5000; www.autoclubspeedway.com.

tue 10/22

sat 10/19 ZOMBIE CRAWL

“DIFFERENT PARTICLES & INDETERMINATE STATES”

Zombie culture has become a full blown phenomenon. Making appearances in television, movies and books, zombies have served as a major motivator for us to playfully conjure up tactics for surviving a post apocalyptic world. With the creation of 5k zombie runs and zombie conventions, we continue to add more to the list of fun and creative ways to celebrate our post mortem pals. Going in to its third year of blood, guts and good times, the Riverside Zombie Walk is a way for locals to experience this fantasy while learning some survival tips along the way. Wearing their best zombie attire, all are encouraged to participate in the costume contest and zombie parade—making downtown a post apocalyptic epicenter. Prizes will be rewarded to those with the best costumes, so get creative and go all out! For those new to the undead culture, activities will teach guests how to walk and act like a zombie, as well as how to run from one. Children’s activities will be provided in the spirit of Halloween as well as a movie screening to end the night. Other event features include a blood drive and live DJ. In correlation to other events happening in Riverside during October, the Zombie Crawl is a unique family event perfect for those wanting to get a jumpstart on Halloween. (Victoria Banegas) Main Street Civic Plaza, Between University Ave. and Mission Inn Ave., www.facebook.com/RiversideZombieCrawl.

fri 10/18

THE QUEEN EXPERIENCE

Presented by California Theatre of the Performing Arts, The Queen Experience is a killer live performance featuring the godfather of all tribute bands— Queen Nation. Emulating what it takes to be the most iconic group in rock ‘n’ roll history, this international sensation does not disappoint, known to sell out venues internationally. Don’t miss your chance to hear “Bohemian Rhapsody,” “We are the Champions” and more—LIVE! 8pm. $47.50-$89.50. California Theatre of the Performing Arts, 562 W. Fourth St., San Bernardino, (909) 885-5152; www.californiatheatre.net.

thu 10/17 CIRCUS UGLY

This exhibit marks her first solo museum exhibition for the artist since she’s made her way back to So Cal from New York. Incorporating quantum physics and mathematical equations with her open-ended capability for creativity and innovation, Amy Myers drawings are phenomenal. Using charcoal, graphite and ink on paper, she allows you to embark on complex scientific journeys that were once exclusive to her mind. 12pm-5pm Thru Nov 23. Sweeney Art Gallery, 3834 Main St., Riverside, (951) 827-3755; sweeney.ucr.edu.

wed 10/23

This play and post-performance tells the story about a young girl named Razi who comes to town in search for her mother that abandoned her. With skin made out of paper, Razi meets many characters just as obscure as she is along the way, and because of this she learns to embrace her inner and outer “freak,” and that fitting in with what is considered normal is completely overrated. 7pm. Barbara & Art Culver Center for the Arts, 3834 Main St., Riverside, www.culvercenter.ucr.edu.

MAD CADDIES FEAT. SUEDEHEADS

Working for over a year on its newest album, the Mad Caddies have almost 20 new songs for you to enjoy. If you’re still in love with the hits off its first full-length album Keep It Going, don’t worry—these guys are sure to play some original delights too. Never heard of them? They’re definitely worth your time—you can’t help but dance and groove to the music. $12. 7:30pm. UCR’s The Barn, 900 University Ave., Riverside, (951) 827-1012; www.rside.ucr.edu/barnseries.

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MUSIC 135 EAST. Every Sun Sunday Slaughterhouse. Every Tues Rock Tuesdays feat. Live bands. 10pm. Every Wed Live hip-hop. 6pm. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com. ALOFT HOTEL. Every Wed Acoustic Wednesdays. 8pm. 10480 4th St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.484.2018; www.aloftontario-rc.com. THE BARN. Wed Mad Caddied; Suedehead. 7:30pm. University Of California Riverside, 900 University Ave., Riverside, 951.827.2776; www. kucr.org. BENJARONG. Every Fri-Sat Live Music. 1001 Park Ave., Redlands, 909.792.3235; www. thebenjarong.com. BIG BEAR LAKE CONVENTION CENTER, Fri. Oktoberfest Unplugged. 8pm. 42900 Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear Lake, 909.585.3000; www. bigbearevents.com. BRIDGES HALL OF MUSIC. Fri Baroque Masters with JungHae Kim and Josh Lee. 8pm. Sun Pomona Songs of Celebration. 3pm. 150 E. 4th St., Claremont, 909.607.2671; music.pomona. edu. THE BULLDOG PUB. Every Thurs Bob Summers and His Quartet. Every Sun Bob Summers’ Open Mic Night. 4pm-8pm. Shows: 21+. 1667 N. Mountain Ave., Upland, 909.946.6614. CALIFORNIA THEATRE OF THE PERFORMING ARTS. Fri-Sun The Queen Experience. 562 W. 4th St., San Bernardino, 909.885.5152; www.

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californiatheatre.net. THE CAVE. Fri Cheapest Trick; The Dangerous Types. 8pm. Sat Motley 2; Hurrikane. 8pm. 40789 Village Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.878.0500. www. thecavebigbear.com. CLUB TRINIDAD. Every Mon and Tues Tomcats. 7pm-11pm. The Purple Room, 1900 E. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.969.1800. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every 1st Sat Live bands feat. Nuke Mutant Promotions Rockabilly, Rock en Espanol and more. 9pm-2am. Every 2nd Fri La Nueva Cueva. 9pm-2am. Every 2nd Sat Live Rockabilly & Phsycobillthescrubdaily. com y bands feat. Empire Ent. & Blue Jean Betty. 9pm-2am. Every 3rd Fri Noche De Bandas Y Conjuntos. 9pm-2am. Every 3rd Sat Live heavy metal bands feat. Wolf Attack. 9pm-2am. Every 4th Fri la Nueva Cueva. Every 4th Sat Live ska and reggae bands. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www.empireloungeandnightclub. com. 21+. FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO. Sat Hollywood Roses. Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort.com. FEARPLEX (L.A. FAIRPLEX). Thurs, Oct. 17, 24, 31Sun. Rob Zombie’s Great American Nightmare. 1101 W. McKinley Ave., Pomona, 909.623.3111; www.fairplex.com. FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF POMONA. Sat Albert Herring. 2pm. 1751 N. Park Ave., Pomona. FIRST SOUTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH. Sun Hemet Community Concert Association. 2pm. 433 S. San Jacinto St., Hemet, 951.927.1775; www. hemetconcerts.og. FLOUR FUSION. Every Fri Live Music. 7pm. 133 N. Main St., Lake Elsinore, 951.245.1166; www. flourfusion.com. FOX PERFORMING ARTS CENTER. Thurs, Oct. 17-Sat. Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlan. 3801 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.779.9800; www. foxriversidelive.com.

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calendar THE GLASS HOUSE. Thurs, Oct. 17 Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. 8pm. Fri HAIM; Echo. 8pm. Sat Squire; Suedehead; The Question; The Inciters. 8pm. Sun zZz; Chicano Batman; Batwings Catwings; Cogito. 7pm. Tues Timeflies; Chiddy Bang; T Mills. 7pm. Wed Strfkr; Chrome Sparks. 8pm. 200 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.865.3802; www.theglasshouse.us. HANGAR 24 BREWERY. Every Wed Live Music. 6:30pm-9:30pm.1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, 909.398.1400; www.hangar24brewery.com. HIP KITTY JAZZ AND FONDUE. Thurs, Oct. 17 The Jonathan Rowden Group. 7pm. Fri The Lindy Sisters. 8pm. Sat Nutty. 8pm. Sun The Atomic Sherpas. 7pm. Tues Jay Stubbs; Technopagan. 8pm. Wed Open jam with Carl Bunch & Friends. 8pm. 502 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com. KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. Every Wed Live Music. 9pm. Every Thurs Live Entertainment/Hawaiian Reggae. 9pm. Every Fri Hawaiian Music. 5pm. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas.com.

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KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL. Fri Blue Fish. Sat Road Work. 32475 State Hwy. 79, Temecula, 951.302.8338; www.killarneys.com/temecula. LA CREPERIE. Every Fri-Sat Jazz Night. 7pm-10pm. 3968 Grand Ave., Chino, 909.342.6016; www. lacreperiecafe.net. M15. Fri Freaky Friday feat. 80z Allstarz. 7pm. Sat Diamond Head; Raven. 7pm. 9022 Pulsar Ct. #H, Corona, 951.200.4465; www.m15concerts.com. MACHINE POMONA. Every 1st and 3rd Wed Open Mic Night. 273 S. Park Ave., Pomona, 909.766.0357; www.machinepomona.com. MARDI GRAS RESTAURANT. Every Sat Jeff Chaz Blues Band. 7pm. 201 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.884.5000; www.mardigras-restaurant.com. MARGARITAS RESTAURANT. Every Sun Live Music. 10:30am. 1000 E Tahquitz Canyon Rd., Palm Springs, 760.778.3500; www. margaritasrestaurant.net. MARIO’S PLACE. Every Fri & Sat Live Music. 10pm-1am. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Fri Skunkdub.

Sat The Fingers; The Lillies; Neon Fades; Voyage of the Beagle. Wed Gallium; Infusoria; Invisible Crossover; From Ellis to Moon. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www. missiontobaccolounge.com THE PALACE. Every 1st and 3rd Sun West Coast Sundays 6pm. 1276 W. 7th St., Upland, www. openmicbattle.eventbrite.com. PLUM HOUSE COFFEE CLUB. Every Fri, Sat & Tues Open Mic. Night. 6pm. 3882 12th St., Riverside, 951.784.1369; www.myspace.com/ theplumhouse. REDLANDS UNDERGROUND. Every Mon Open mic night hosted by Shaina Turian. 9:30pm. 19 E. Citrus, Redlands, 909.798.1500; www. redlandsunderground.com. ROMANO’S CONCERT LOUNGE. Every Wed Open Mic Night. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Riverside, 951.781.7662; www.theconcertlounge. com. SORREL BISTRO. Every First Fri Therapy feat. Live music and art. 41377 Margarita Rd., Suite F-108, Temecula, 951.296-3372; www.sorrelbistro.com. SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Every Fri Live music. 9pm. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www.sportswatchbarandgrill.com. STEELWORKERS AUDITORIUM. Thurs, Oct. 17 Noches Con Ritmo. 7pm. Tues Pop Sax. 5:30pm. Lewis Library and Technology Center, 8437

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calendar Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.428.8816; www. fontanarecreation.org STINGER’S BAR AND NIGHTCLUB. Fri Supersuckers; The Generators. 8pm. 194 W. Club Center Dr., San Bernardino, 909.872.0308; www. stingersbarandnightclub.com. THE UPSIDEDOWN BAR. Every Thurs Live reggae. Every Fri Live rock music. Every Sat 80s Night. 10555 Mills Ave., Montclair, 909.626.9091; www. upsidedownbar.com. 21+.

upcoming THE ANGELA PARRISH TRIO, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Oct. 24. HANNI EL KHATIB, The Glass House, Oct. 24. AFI, Fox Theater Pomona, Oct. 25.

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THE BOOM BAP DOJO, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Oct. 25. DEAD MANS PARTY, M15, Oct. 25. IRON MAIDENS, Fantasy Springs, Oct. 25. JONNY CRAIG, The Glass House, Oct. 25. LUV BUKITB, Killarneys Temecula, Oct. 25. SWITCHBLADE, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Oct. 25. 100 PROOF, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Oct. 26. ALBERT HERRING, First Christian Church of Pomona, Oct. 26. BONFIRE, Fantasy Springs, Oct. 26. FLATTOP TOM & HIS JUMP CATS, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Oct. 26. HUNX AND HIS PUNX. The Glass House, Oct. 26. THE NAKED AND FAMOUS, Fox Theater Pomona, Oct. 26. ROAD WORK, Killarneys Temecula, Oct. 26.

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THE ICARUS LINE, The Glass House, Oct. 27. LONESOME SHACK, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Oct. 27. SMITHFIELD BARGAIN, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Oct. 27. ADSR, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Oct. 29. THE COSMOPOLITES, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Oct. 29. THE BLIND PETS, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Oct. 30. BUSDRIVER, The Glass House, Oct. 30. ELEPHANT REVIVAL, The Barn, Oct. 30. JW JONES, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Oct. 30. POMONA COLLEGE STUDENT RECITAL, Bridges Auditorium, Oct. 30.

bars & lounges 2ND AVENUE SALOON & SPORTS BAR. Come on, rack ‘em up, right over here! There’s pizza, too. Sun-Thurs Free pool all day. Fri-Sat Free pool until 7pm. 271 N. 2nd Ave., Upland, 909.946.1750. 12TH FLOOR WINE BAR & COCKTAIL LOUNGE. We’ve been told that this Fantasy Springs location is picturesque. Just imagine what you can see from the 12th floor! Fri Weekly Wine Down tastings. 7pm-9pm. $30. 84-245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 800.827.2946; www. fantasyspringsresort.com. 26 DEGREES. Cold beer, hot girls, great food, good times! Tues Ladies night. Wed & Thurs Karaoke. Happy hour, daily 3pm-7pm. 1535 E. Ontario Ave. #101, Corona, 951.734.1900. 135 EAST. This is the newest lounge bar on the block that not only has an extensive dining menu and plenty of musical events to choose from but you’re also confronted with one of the most difficult decisions: choosing from one of their 135 different martinis. Happy Hour: MonFri, 3pm-7pm. 2 for 1 beers and well drinks. 1/2 off appetizers. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com. 340 RESTAURANT & NIGHTCLUB. Every Fri-Sat 2-4-1 drinks 7pm-9pm. Every Sun All drinks 2-4-1, 7pm-9pm. Open drag contest hosted by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Star Raven, 9:30pm. TIGERHEAT presents LOUD! 340 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.865.9340; www.340nightclub.com. ALIBI EAST. The bar’s website states that it’s all new and even “industrial strength.” Sun Beer Bust. $1.50 domestic drafts, $1 tacos. 3pm-9pm. Mon “M” Madness Mondays. Any “m” drink for $5. Tues Karaoke. 9pm-1am. Wed Happy hour all day. Thurs $3-$4-$5 drafts and wells. Fri $2 domestic bottles. 9pm. 225 S. San Antonio Ave., Pomona, 909.623.9422; www.alibieast.com. ART’S BAR & GRILL. Over 50 varieties of cold beer, right here! Tues Taco Tuesdays, 75 cent tacos. 3357 University Ave., Riverside, 951.683.9520. BACK DOOR. Just a regular little ol’ bar with a juke, pool table, darts and Monday Night Football, if it’s on (and in season). 1250 E. Mission Blvd., Pomona, 909.622.6282. BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Tues Open mic music night. 7pm. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www.back2thegrind.com. BARNACLES SPORTS BAR. They’ve got plenty of specialty drinks that will turn your calm evening of enjoying live music and good food into the night of your life! Happy Hour: 3pm-7pm. Every Tues and Thurs Karaoke. Every Wed Free jukebox. 6pm-9pm. 1936 Mentone Blvd., Mentone, 909.794.5851; www.barnaclessportsbar.com. BIG CHEESE PIZZA CO. Sun Swerve Sundays, $5 with student ID, $10 cover, $20 Vip patio. Ladies free before 10pm. 3397 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 888.784.0555; www.thebigcheesepiza. com. BLACK HORSE TAVERN. This recently remodeled Norco hangout has ten beers on tap and daily lunch specials. Happy Hour food and drink specials Mon-Fri, 3pm-7pm; all day Sun. 1825 Hamner Ave. #A, Norco, 951.278.2771. BLACK WATCH PUB. An Upland staple featuring plenty of regulars and plenty of folks just there for the live music, which happens every weekend. Thurs Darts. Fri-Sat Live bands. 497-B N. Central Ave., Upland, 909.981.6069; www. myspace.com/blackwatchpub. BLU BAR & GRILL. Located inside the Hilton Ontario Airport, this stop features a ton of drink specials, from drafts and wells to wines and much more. (There are food specials, too.) Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 4pm-6pm. 700 N. Haven Ave., Ontario, 909.980.0400.

THE BOILER ROOM. Happy Hour, Tues-Sat, 7pm10pm. 345 5th St., Redlands, 909.792.8855; www. theboilerroom.com. BOONDOCKS. It was the new bar in town. (That is, until the next one opened.) Thurs Karaoke. Fri Live bands. Sat Karaoke. Sun Open mic night. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed Industry night. 100 E. Harrison, Corona, 951.739.0646; www.myspace. com/boondockscorona. BRANDIN’ IRON. California’s longest running honky-tonk, since 1969. Brassy, classy authentic saloon and restaurant, with a huge maple dance floor to scoot your boots. 18+ unless otherwise noted. Thurs World Famous $1.50 U-Call-Its, $2.50 domestics. 5pm-2am. Fri Ladies Night. $1 drafts, $2.50 wells. 7pm-9pm.18+. Sat Dollar Saturday, $1 drafts, 2.50 wells. 6pm-2am. Tues $1 Taco Night. 6pm-1am. Wed College Night. No cover with college/military ID. 7pm11pm. $1 Drafts, $2 Well Drinks, $2 longnecks. Happy Hour: Tues, 6pm-1am, Wed, 7pm-3am, Thurs, 5pm-2am, Fri, 7pm-9pm, Sat, 6pm-9pm. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www. brandinironsaloon.com. THE BULLDOG PUB. Mon Comedy Night. Tues Pub Quiz. Wed Open Mic Night. Fri Karaoke. 9pm. 1667 Mountain Ave. #117, Upland, 909.946.6614. cACTUS CANTINA. Plenty of frozen specialty drinks to keep you coming back to their drink menu (there’s some good grub, too). Mon-Fri Food specials & happy hour. 3pm-6pm. 151 E. Alessandro Blvd., Riverside, 951.789.0211; www. cactuscantina.org. CADILLAC RANCH. Everything you could possibly want in a bar: karaoke, featured days; heck if you pay them they’ll even call a limo to come pick you up. Sat Karaoke Party. 9pm. Every Mon Football party 5pm. 22581 Outer Hwy. 18, Apple Valley, 760.247.7060; www. cadillacranchav.com. CANCUN BAR & GRILL. It’s a Dance club, fine dining and sports bar: Cancun Bar & Grill has it all! Daily food and drink specials. Not to mention the massive beer and liquor selection available. Thirty flat screens cover the walls with awesome surround sound. Plus free pool from 4pm -11pm. 801 Tri City Center Dr., Redlands. 909.798.5400. CAPRI LOUNGE. Just a nice local bar. Really. Ask them. We did. 1355 E. 4th St., Ontario, 909.984.5405. CARNAVAL NIGHTCLUB. You’re ideal club, completing your night of dancing and rockin music that tricks you into thinking you’re somewhere in Rio. 342 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.623.6600; www.carnavalclub.com. CASA 425. A gorgeous and rather hip hotel in the western half of Claremont’s Village, with a lovely lounge to boot. Sun-Thurs Happy hour with drink specials. 4pm-7pm. 425 W. 1st St., Claremont, 866.450.0425; www.casa425.com. CHAPARRAL LIVE ROOM. It’s no longer just another bar in a bowling alley, as the Live Room’s now a full-scale nightclub with a dance floor, pool tables, hi-def TVs, darts, nightly drink specials and food! Thurs, Sat & Sun Live music. Fri Karaoke. Wed Strike Lounge. 8pm. 400 W. Bonita Ave., San Dimas, 909.592.2772; www. chaparralliveroom.com. CHAPPIE’S. Its St. Patrick’s Day all year long at this lounge pub that doesn’t have pool tables but does have two golfing machines and dart boards. Live bands, occasionally. Thurs, Sat & Sun Live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 7am-10am & 4pm-6pm. Mon & Tues Karaoke. Wed DJ. 229 E. Florida Ave., Hemet, 951.658.3410. CHARACTERS. Located in downtown Pomona’s Antique Row/Arts & Music Colony, this bar features pool tables, darts and live sports. There’s also live music and DJs in the outdoor patio. Thurs Ladies Night. Drink specials. Fri-Sat Live bands. Sun Karaoke. 9pm. 276 E. 1st St., Pomona, 909.622.9070; www. characterspomona.com. CHERP’S COCKTAILS. Go here, if only to find out who or what Cherp is. Mon-Fri Happy Hour. 3pm6pm. 8627 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.823.1234. CHULAS RESTAURANT & SPORTS BAR. Fri Karaoke. 9pm. Every 1st, 3rd & 5th Fri Funky Fridays. DJ/ dancing. Top 40 hits. 401 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.391.1000; www.mtnchulas.com. CITIZENS BUSINESS BANK ARENA, Sun Cantares Corp Presenta Joan Sebastian; Ezequiel Pena. 7pm. 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario. 909.244.5500; www.cbbankarena.com

CLOVER CLUB. Pool tables and all that usual bar stuff. Fri & Sat Karaoke. 8pm. 25570 Baseline St., San Bernardino, 909.884.8363. CORRAL BAR & GRILL. Dining, sports and all the UFC events your eyes can handle! Mon-Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-7pm. 12345 S. Mountain Ave. #2, Chino, 909.613.5995. COYOTE BEACH. Featuring some of the best BBQ around, plus don’t miss the pool tables and air hockey. Open Tues-Sat, 4pm. Fri-Sat DJ Dance night. Tues Taco Tuesdays, $1 tacos. Tues & Wed Free pool. Wed Karaoke. 8pm. 835 N. Main St., Corona, 951.371.2225. DBA256 GALLERY.WINE BAR. Ritzy and sophisticated, this comfy wine bar doubles as an art gallery with rotating monthly exhibits. Mon, Wed, Thurs & Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-6pm. Wine tasting daily. 6pm-9pm. 256 S. Main St., Pomona, 909.623.7600; www.dba256.com. DEMPSEY’S SPORTS BAR & GRILL. As the flier says, it’s a whole new ball game in Corona. Big screen TVs are showing all your favorite teams. (We love the Clippers!) Thurs Ladies Night. Live DJs. Tues Comedy Night. Wed-Fri Live bands. Happy hour, 4pm-7pm. 511 N. Main St. #105, Corona, 951.270.0152; www.dempseyssportsbar. com. DUKE’S BAR & GRILL. Great food, flat screens, sports, music, dancing and more. Not to mention the intense Karaoke contests. Happy hour every day, 4pm-6pm. Every Wed Karaoke. 9pm. 3221 Iowa Ave., Riverside, 951.248.1143. ELGIN & FAGAN. Sun-Wed Free pool. 3pm-2am. Mon Guys Night. $2.50 domestic bottles for guys. 6pm-2am. Wed Ladies Night. $2.50 wells for ladies. 6pm-2am. Happy hour: daily, 3pm-6pm. 336 W. Highland Ave., San Bernardino, 909.883.8171. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. The Empire knows what’s up! Cheap drinks, tasty finger foods, five TVs, free pool and free parking. Not to mention a pretty sweet sound system, dance floor and plenty of live music and DJs to go around! Happy hour: Mon-Sat 4pm-8pm. Half-off all beers & mix drinks. Every Mon Swag Promotions. 8pm-10pm. Open Mic 10pm-2am. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+. EVENTS BAR & GRILL. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed, Sat & Sun Drink specials. Happy hour, 11am-7pm. 16560 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.352.2693. FINISH LINE BAR & GRILL. Let’s put the emphasis on sports with this sports bar and grill, featuring racing-themed memorabilia, fitting for its positioning somewhere between a horse racing track and a drag strip. Wagering, lotsa TVs and, of course, plenty of food and drink, too. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 5pm-7:30pm. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed Karaoke. 2201 N. White Ave., Gate 12, Pomona, 909.865.4154; www.fairplex.com/flsg. THE FLAMINGO. A staple of the Redlands bar scene—which, in the I.E., means that there are a few bars within walking distance of each other. The often-mistakenly-called Pink Flamingo is your classic neighborhood bar that’s been open for years. Tues Karaoke. 10pm. 338 Orange St., Redlands, 909.792.9917. FOX BAR & GRILL. A hotspot in downtown Pomona right next to the historic Fox Theater, featuring 36 flat screen TVs, live entertainment and all sorts of good grub and daily specials. Happy Hour, Mon-Fri, 5pm-8pm; Sat-Sun, 11am-8pm. 333 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3671. GALLI’S RESTAURANT & BAR. This nice little place keeps it lively every day of the week. Sun & Tues Karaoke. 7pm. 6620 Carnelian St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.941.1100; www.gallis.net. FRIAR TUCKS. Open for well over a decade, Tucks is all about supporting live music. From punk rock and reggae to drum & bass, the tunes are always bumpin’ in this Pomona landmark castle. Happy hour, 4pm-7pm. 540 E. Foothill Blvd., Pomona, 909.625.7265; www. myspace.com/friarsus. GRAZIANO’S SPORTS BAR. Sat Karaoke. 8pm. Mon-Fri Happy hour, 3pm-7pm. Wed Karaoke. 1615 Mountain Ave., Upland, 909.981.2924. THE GREEN FROG. Guess what? That’s right! Pool tables and a juke. Fri Live bands. Wed Comedy night. 27212 Baseline St., Highland, 909.864.6169. HANGAR 24 CRAFT BREWERY. Sick of not getting fresh beer? Well, folks, this is fresh beer, as in made right before your very own eyes. Pale Ale or an Orange Wheat, anyone? Tasting hours Mon-Fri, 11am-9pm. 1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, 909.389.1400; www.hangar24brewery.com HARD HATS. They have your favorite game

or race on the large screen satellite TVs, NFL Sunday Ticket, pool, games and an exclusive smoking room. Last Wed of every month Lingerie Party. You can get your beer from a chick in a bikini or lacy under-things. (Not sure if you have to wear the lingerie yourself.) 1950 S. Four Wheel Dr., Norco, 951.734.0276; www.clubzone.com. HAROLD’S SALOON. Hey, they got some of them pool tables here—and some chilly-willy beer! What more do you need? Just a life-sized pig in the corner. 3834 Megginson Ln., Riverside; 951.359.5261. HI-BROW. Probably one of the coolest “dive” bars anywhere because it actually hasn’t been overrun with poser Joe Cools, instead catering to the up-and-coming generation of hapless barflies. Open 365 days a year—which means you really don’t have to sit through an entire Christmas dinner with your relatives. 547 E. Foothill Blvd., Pomona, 909.626.9340. Hideaway. Oh, yeah. Pool, juke and some sweet, sweet sounds of Ernie the Mailman singin’ the Everly Brothers. Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. Sun Free pool. 32392 Mission Trail, Lake Elsinore, 951.245.4919. HIP KITTY JAZZ & FONDUE. A swanky little joint with great bar and a beautiful stage featuring live jazz most nights. Open Tues-Sun, 6:30pm-2am. 502 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.447.6700; www. hipkittyjazz.com. THE HOOKUP. Neighborhoody gay bar with a juke, pool table and a restaurant in back. Thurs Pool tournament. 8pm. Sat-Sun Specials. 10am2pm. Sun Beer Bust. 3pm-8pm. Wed Karaoke! 8pm. 1047 E. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.620.2844; www. hook-up.net. JOE’S BAR & GRILL. “The fun flows from your head to your toes when you party at Joe’s.” I’m mad that I didn’t write that catchphrase myself. Thurs Family Karaoke Night. 7:30pm-11:30pm. Fri Rockin’ Karaoke Night. 10pm-2am. Sat Live bands. 10pm. Sun Champagne Brunch. 10am-2pm. Tues Taco Night. Wed Spaghetti Night. 10909 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.637.3931. KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. This authentic Hawaiian restaurant is unlike any L&L Hawaiian Barbeque you’ve ever had. Not to mention their very own Mai Tai Lounge this features some neat drink specials. Mon Game Night. Tues Karaoke. 9pm. Wed Ladies Night feat. food and drink specials for the ladies. Mon-Sat Happy hour. 2pm-7pm. Late Night Happy hour. 9pm-close. Sun Happy hour. 2pm-6pm. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas.com. KELLY’S SPORTS BAR & BILLIARDS. Yep, they’ve got the sports, the pool table and some live music to rock the house, too. Have fun. MonThurs Happy hour. 10pm-1am. Fri-Sat Karaoke. 5402 Philadelphia Ave., Chino, 909.591.8770. KICKS SPORTS PUB. All the sports and all the pub you’ve ever wanted, in the heart of downtown Fontana. Thurs Kamikazes. $1.50 all night. Fri-Sat Karaoke & drink specials. 9pm-1:45am. Sun Pool Tournament. 4pm. Tues Ladies Night. Shots $1 off. $6 pitchers. Wed Tequila Wednesdays. Happy hour, 10am-12pm, 5pm-7pm. 16788 Arrow Blvd., Fontana, 909.350.1160. KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, RIVERSIDE. Every Wed Geeks Who Drink Live Trivia. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. #532, Riverside, 951.682.2933; www. killarneys.com. KIM’S SPORTS BAR. Nearly a dozen beers on tap

Army of Darkness Fri, Oct. 18-Sat, Oct. 19

With that frightfully fun time of the year right around the corner, there’s a number of ways to get into the spirit of things. Some people like to get dressed up in fancy costumes while others simply carve a pumpkin. Most will dust off the cobwebs from the old Halloween decorations, but a few freaks will already be three weeks deep in preparing a haunted house. One thing that all of us can do is get together for a scary movie night. You can celebrate this year by bringing more friends than you can fit into your house because UCR is showing the classic film, Army of Darkness (which is part of The Evil Dead franchise for all you movie buffs). This cult classic transports one badass back into the Middle Ages where he has to find his way home with nothing but a chainsaw, a gun and 21st century knowledge. That should’ve been a relatively easy task, all Ash Williams had to do was retrieve the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, a book with mythical powers. He unfortunately forgot the right words to say when he found the book and instead of getting transported back home, he managed to give life to an army of darkness. He has to fight the army and restore order before he can return back to his time. In addition to this classic film, a more recent film, Shaun of the Dead, will also be shown. That one is a parody of Dawn of the Dead, and it will have you dying of laughter more than fear. (Derek Obregon). IE UCR ARTSblock, 3824 Main St., Riverside, (909) 827-4787; www.artsblock.ucr. edu. Fri, 7pm & Sat, 9pm. $5-$9.99.

“Measure of Duration” Thru Nov. 30

“Measure of Duration,” an exhibit showcasing the accomplished works of William Catling, promises to be an evocative look into the interconnections of symbolism and spirituality. Catling diverges the title of a “jack of all trades” by being a master of each medium, hence his very handsome Masters of Fine Arts degree. The pieces showcased at “Meausure of Duration” are an in depth analysis of cognitive mythological thinking focusing on memories and personal perspective. Utilizing mediums ranging from bronze sculpting to charcoal drawings, he also finds time to dissect the metaphor of travel as a spiritual discipline. Now, being the recent recipient of the prestigious title, Catling can rest assured of his contributions to the local art community as one of “50 California Artists You Should Know,” according to the California Contemporary Art Journal. The figures and drawings on display, made from ceramic mixed media and pastel to supplement the aforementioned, each consist of roughly textured surfaces to emulate that of natural earth formations. Adding to the theme of spiritual connectivity, Catling uses the uneven surfaces to symbolically represent the earth, further connecting himself to the very spiritual residency he has spent years to achieve. What better time to showcase an explicit journey with the intention of impacting the viewer, especially when an extension of that intention affects the dead space surrounding the pieces? Visit this exhibit and see if you’re able to get a brush of good vibrations as you look into William Catling’s journey through spiritual exploration. (Kim Johnson) IE Main St. Gallery, 252- C S. Main St., Pomona, (951) 684-7111; www.pomonaframehouse.com. Various Times.

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and over a hundred varieties of liquor for your drinkin’ pleasure. Plus, enough TVs to ensure no game goes missed. Happy hour daily, 3pm-7pm. Tues Karaoke. 9pm. Thurs Bike Night. 6pm. 2994 Rubidoux Blvd., Riverside, 951.686.2200. KNOCKERS SPORTS BAR. Don’tcha just love the name? Gotta have a little excitement with your drinks. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. 5363 Arrow Hwy., Montclair, 909.445.0301. LAKE ALICE TRADING CO. “The Lake” has been around forever, and offers a sports bar scene with something for everyone: pinball, plasma screen TVs and live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. Fri-Sat Live bands. Mon Monday Night Football. Tues Taco Tuesday, beer pong, free pool. Wed Live bands. 3616 University Ave., Riverside, 951.686.7343; www. lakealicetradingco.com. LIAM’S IRISH PUB The local Cheers of Colton! Come down for live music, karaoke, comedy and their 38 beers on tap - and you have to at least try the Leprechaun Nuts! Sun, Mon & Thurs. Karaoke. Tues Comedy Night with $1 tacos and $3 Corona. Wed. Free pool. Everyday. Happy hour. 11am-6:30pm. Fri & Sat Live Entertainment. 1087 S. Mt. Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900; www.liamsirishpub.com. LIMERICKS TAVERN. This neat place sports cool wooden décor and about 15 TVs! Try out some Irish Nachos and watch your favorite sport or well, watch multiple sports at the same time because you totally can. Happy Hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm. 99 cent Draft when you buy one at regular price. 1234 West Foothill Blvd., Upland, 909.920.5630. LIT. It’s Fantasy Springs newest bar and lounge (formerly known as the “Fantasy Lounge”). FriSat Live bands. 9pm. 84245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort. com. THE LOUNGE. The drink specials here start at 6 a.m. Yeah, what are you doing at that time of the morning anyways? Downing a glass of milk with your toast or something? Happy hour daily, 4pm-7pm. Sunday $2.50 Yager Shot. $4 Yager Bomb. Tues $1.75 Budlights. Every Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. 1125 W. 6th St., Corona, 951.808.9122; www. theloungebarcorona.com. LOUNGE 33. Legendary martinis, right here! (The Brooklyn Filthy Martini is sort of like the Amy Winehouse of cocktails—it might be a mess, but definitely worth a try.) Sun Karaoke. Mon-Thurs Happy hour. 4pm-7pm. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr., Riverside, 951.784.4433; www.loungethirtythree. com. LULU’S HIDEOUT. Well, Little Lulu certainly has her ears full with karaoke seven nights a week! Yep, karaoke every day! Mon-Sat Happy hour. 4pm-7pm. 1958 W. Rialto Ave., San Bernardino, 909.884.3244. M15. Your one stop spot for one awesome mix of both cover and up and coming bands. Every Fri ’80s Night. $5 cover. $3 domestic drafts, $5 skinny girl margaritas, $3 gummy bear shots. Every Sun Sunday Night ComedI.E. $15. 1/2 off appetizers, $3 domestic drafts. 9022 Pulsar Ct. #H, Corona, 951.200.4465; www.m15concerts. com. MARIO’S PLACE. Northern Italian Cuisine, weekend music and specialty drinks? I’m in. Fri $4 Selected Craft Beers. 9pm. Sat Specialty Cocktail. Classic Rock and Funk music. $3 off each drink on list. 9pm. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com. MARQUIS COCKTAIL LOUNGE. The other happiest place on Earth, it’s the perfect hangout for a couple drinks and a fine dine. Booze ‘n’ meat…it’s what’s for dinner! Fri-Sat DJs & live music. 9pm. 1036 W. Highland Ave., San Bernardino, 909.882.9342. THE MAVERICK. If you’re at a saloon, and it’s in Norco, chances are you’re in the right spot for some country and western music action. SunThurs Karaoke 8pm-2am. Fri-Sat Live music 9pm2am. Tues-Thurs $1 tacos. Happy hour Sun-Sat, 2pm-7pm. 3841 Old Hamner, Norco. 951.734.6640. www.mavericksaloonnorco.com. MCALAN’S PUB & GRILL. Great food with bands and Top 40 playing weekends. Thurs Live music. 9pm. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed $5 Steak Night.

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5pm. 6321 Haven Ave., Alta Loma, 909.484.7847. MENACE MOTORCYCLE BAR & GRILL. We’re wondering what the dudes who ride their 1200cc Harleys to this place think of our sputtering 49cc mopeds. (They’re probably cool with ‘em.) Well-known for their BBQ along the Ortega Highway. Thurs Karaoke 7pm. Fri-Sun Live music. 8pm. 15573 Grand Ave., Lake Elsinore, 951.609.0555; www.menacesportsbarandgrill. com. THE MENAGERIE. We heard this petite, gay dance club isn’t for old geezers anymore, as it was back in the ‘80s. Drag nights and ‘80s nights are part of the weekly fare. Mon Karaoke. 8pm. Drink specials Mon-Fri. 3581 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.8000; www.clubmenagerie. com. MIGUEL’S CALIFORNIA MEXICAN COCINA & CANTINA. This family-owned joint actually has three locations and their margaritas are stuff of straight legend. 1920 Frontage Rd., Corona, 951.520.8911; www.miguelsrestaurant.com. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Offering live music seven nights a week, plus a world-class selection of cigars in a climate-controlled walkin humidor, and a secluded smoking lounge. Of course, there’s a full bar with lunch and dinner menus, too. Thurs I Luv Dubstep, 1/2 price drinks from 10pm-1am. Tues $2 Tuesdays. $2 Well drinks. $2.50 Domestic drafts. Wed $7 PBR tall can and whiskey shot. Summertime happy hour every day, 11am-7pm, $3 domestics and wells, $4 imports, $5 top shelf liquor. “The Pre-Game,” every day, 8pm-10pm. $2 domestic bottles, $3 wells. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www.missiontobaccolounge.com. Morgan’s Tavern. Tues Free pool. Sun Drink specials. 4850 Tyler Ave., Riverside, 951.785.6775. MORONGO CASINO RESORT & SPA. You’ve already got a perfect gamblin’ spot in Cabazon, what more could you possibly want? Oh that’s right, the recent arrival of an amazing Mexican food restaurant called Tacos & Tequila. Drink up, pig out. $5 food and drink happy hour, 2pm-6pm & 9pm-close. every day. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www. morongocasinoresort.com. MU RESTAURANT. Every Sat Electro Nights. 309 W. State St., Redlands, 909.798.7747; www. mumartini.com. THE MUSIC ROOM. Thurs & Sun Free pool. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-10pm. 4360 N. Sierra Way, San Bernardino, 909.883.6513. THE OFFICE SALOON. Originally known as Flashbacks, this place has taken a complete 360 with more flat screens added to the mix, including one 150 inch big screen and the added DIRECTV content. Not to mention the newly added stage, dance floor and weekend live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. Drink specials. 123 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.884.3088. OASIS NIGHT CLUB. Every Fri-Sat $3 drink specials. Entrance free until 9pm. Every Sun Drag Idol, 18+. Every Wed $3 U-Call-Its all night, $4 premiums. 50% off food menu 10pm-1am. 1386 E. Foothill Blvd., Upland, 909.920.9590; www.oasisnightclubupland.com. O’HARA’S COCKTAIL LOUNGE. So, we know this totally sounds like an Irish pub, but guess what? It’s just a regular ol’ bar! What the hell’s the world coming to? Thurs Karaoke. Mon Free pool. Wed Free darts. Happy hour MonFri, 3pm-7pm. 15788 Grand Ave., Lake Elsinore, 951.678.3512. O’LEARY’S IRISH PUB. The luck of the Irish is here, with pool tables, darts, shuffleboard and sports viewing. 142 S. Riverside Dr., Rialto, 909.875.3717. OMOKASE. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm; Sat, 8pm-close. 8220 Haven Ave. #102, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.941.4111; www.omokase. com. PAPPY & HARRIET’S. Mon Ted Quinn’s Open Mic Night. 7pm. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, 760.365.5956; www.pappyandharriets.com. PEPE’S MEXICAN & AMERICAN RESTAURANT. Pepe’s has got all the right ingredients for a good time: sizzling hot Mexican dishes, live music and plenty of food and drink specials. You can’t deny the place its dues;

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the restaurant has been “having fun since 1971!” Every Fri Karaoke. Every Tues Taco Tuesdays. Every Wed MargaRITa Wednesdays. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; pepescanyonlake.com. PEPITO’S. Nothing says authentic Mexican food like a big screen TV and a pool table. But you can actually learn something here—each booth has two pictures that tell a story of Mexican life and history. Happy hour, MonFri, 4pm-7pm. 6539 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.788.2652. PLAYERS BAR & GRILL. Players plays host to some of the best pool players in the nation before they head off to Vegas for the Nationals. If you think you’ve got game, show up for one of the tournaments. Free pool every day until 7pm. FriSun Karaoke. 9pm. Mon-Fri Drink specials. 5pm7pm. 11001 Central Ave., Ontario, 909.628.8495. RA SUSHI. Check out this great sushi stop, full with unique rolls to satisfying any sushi fan. Happy hour Mon-Sat, 3pm-7pm; Sun, 8pm-12pm. 2785 Cabot Dr., Corona, 951.277.7491; www. rasushi.com. 13925 City Center Dr., Chino Hills, 909.902.0044; www.rasushi.com. RACKS BILLIARDS AND BOURBON. Plenty of bands have been known to play at Racks. Additionally they have live DJs, beer pong, keno, six pool tables, dart boards, a dance floor, smoking room and all new food menu! Pluas, they show every NFL game of five big screens and 20 TVs. 1650 E. Sixth St., Corona, 951.371.9738; facebook.com/ racksbilliardsandbourbon. RED FOX BAR. If you’re looking for a place to have a few drinks and hang out then this joint is perfect. With Thurs College Night, Drink Specials. Sun Free Pool. 10am-6pm. $3 Wells. $2.50 domestic beer. Tues Ladies Night, drink specials. Wed Free Pool. 10pa-6pm. Mon-Fri Drink Specials. 3142 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.882.9337; www.facebook.com/redfoxsb. REVOLUTION RESTAURANT & NIGHT LIFE. Restaurant’s open weekdays, 11am-7pm. Thurs $2 drafts, $5 teas, $4 Captains. Fri Buy two drinks and a meal, get second meal free. Mon $2 Dos Equis, $2 Bud Light, $4 Micheladas. Tues 50 cent tacos, $3 Mexican beers, $4 margaritas. Wed 25 cent wings, $3 bottled beers. Happy Hour: 11am-7pm. 1327 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, 909.335.9700. THE RIVER LOUNGE. Sat Live music. Drink specials all night. $2 shots, $4 wells. 9608 Mission Blvd., Riverside, 951.685.5383. Rob Kelly’s After Five Cocktail Lounge. Kelly’s got the pool, darts and juke to keep you satisfied. Thurs & Tues Karaoke. Wed Ladies night. 133 N. Harvard St., Hemet, 951.652.5300. ROSCOE’S FAMOUS DELI. Every Tues Team Trivia. 8pm. Every Thurs Jukebox Thursday. 9pm. 14700 Pipeline Ave., Chino Hills, 909.597.3304; www. roscoesfamousdeli.com. ROYAL FALCONER BRITISH PUB. There’s the atmosphere: dark décor, long and stately bar and British memorabilia. There’s the food: Scottish eggs, bangers and mash, steak and kidney pie. And then there’s the beer: 20 different beers on tap and another 30 varieties in bottles. Bloody marvelous! Thurs Karaoke. 8pm. Tues LGBT Community & Supporters Night. 9pm. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-6pm. 106 Orange St., Redlands, 909.307.8913; www.royalfalconer. com. RUMORS. A beer and wine bar that proves you can still butcher Elvis songs without shooting tequila first. Fri-Sat Karaoke. 8:30pm. 1125 Calimesa Blvd., Calimesa, 909.795.4808. SADDLE SORE SALOON. Hey cowboy, this place’s one of Norco’s finest drink and dance spots. Happy hour daily, 3pm-6pm. 343 6th St., Norco, 951.272.8283; www.myspace.com/ saddlesoresaloon. SCREAMING CHICKEN SALOON. You better be a biker, or at least like them, when you check out this joint. We already give it our “coolest name ever” award. 18169 Cajon Blvd., San Bernardino, 909.880.0056. SHAMROCKS GRILLE & PUB. Feelin’ lucky? Try your Irish on for size over here. Tues, Fri & Sat Live entertainment. Mon Karaoke. Tues Taco Tuesday. Wed Luck of the Irish Drink Specials. 4020-B Chino Hills Pkwy., Chino Hills, 909.597.8333; www.myspace.com/ shamrocksbar. SIMPLICITEA. Your quaint little tea shop with every bit of relaxing herb drinks you can

imagine. Every Sat 2-4-1 Student Night. 6pm-8pm. Excludes Merchandise. 7890 Haven Ave., Suite 11, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.917.8600; www. facebook.com/simplicitea. SKYFOX LOUNGE. You don’t have to drive to Hollywood to get that modern day club vibe, which is exactly the atmosphere that Sky Fox boasts. A short drive to Pomona and you’re living it up with professional DJs and an awesome club experience. Every Thurs Rock it! Awesome 80s, Indie, and Electro music. Every Fri Access Fridays with Hip-hop, Mash-ups, Electro. Every Sat Skyfox Saturdays feat. Top 40, Hip-hop, House. Dress Code strictly enforced. 345 Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3674; www. skyfoxpomona.com. THE SPORTSMAN BAR. It’s one of our favorite stops when we’re rollin’ down Temescal Canyon. Knock back a cold one in style! Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm. Smoking patio available. 21779 Temescal Cyn., Corona, 951.277.9786; www.facebook.com/pages/The-SportsmanBar/115557245137996. SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Any bar with the words “sports” and “watch” in its name is bound to be the go-to place for the communal viewing of American athletics. Paired with weekly deals of pizza and delicious chicken wings, you’ve got everything you need to make each day feel like Super Bowl Sunday. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 3PM-6PM. Mon-Thurs, 10PMclose. Thurs $3.75 Pint Night, 3PM-8PM. Three for $5 street tacos. Fri Live music. 9PM. Sat .65 cent wings, 11AM-5PM. Sun Recovery Sundays $4 Bloody Marys, champagne cocktails and michiladas. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www.sportswatchbarandgrill.com. SUSHI KAWA. Innovative and refreshing rolls are something you tastebuds can’t help but crave. Add a few flat screens to the mix for entertainment value and you’ve got the best sushi bar ever. “Lady Bartenders” are certainly a plus, too. Happy hour: Everyday, 3pm-7pm. Sat Drink specials. $4 Well Drinks, $3 House Wine, $9.95 60oz Beer Pitcher. 469 Magnolia Ave., Ste. 101, Corona, 951.280.0398. TORO SUSHI BAR. Every 2nd Wed Way Back Wednesdays. Hosted by Money B. No cover. 9pm. 1520 N. Mountain Ave., Ontario, 909.983.8676; www.waybackwednesdays.net. VIP CLUB. This gay hot spot is not your grandma’s bar/nightclub. Open 3pm-2am. Call for cover. 18+. Thurs, Sun & Tues Karaoke. 9pm1am. 3673 Merrill Ave., Riverside, 951.784.2370; www.vip-nightclub.com. VIVE TEQUILA LOUNGE AND NIGHTCLUB. If you seek a lounge for Mature guests then this might be what you’ve been searchin’ for. The ultimate meet spot for ladies 21 and older (and men 25 and older according to their site) is the perfect place to grab a uniquely mixed drink and meet someone new. There’s plenty of room for dancing and high ceilings that will make you feel like you’re partying it up somewhere in New York. Thurs-Sun Night Club Dancing. 184 W. Third St. Pomona, 909.622.2020; www.vivelounge. com. WATER WHEEL SALOON. Sun Happy hour all day. Mon Spin the Wheel, $1 Pizza Night and free pool. Tues $1 Taco Tuesday. Karaoke, 6:30pm. Wed $3 domestic beer and wells. Karaoke, 6:30pm. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 2pm-6pm. 980 6th St., Norco, (951) 898-4630; www.waterwheelnorco. com. THE WOODEN NICKEL. Great jukebox here. Mon Free pool all night. Tues $2.75 tall cans and 75 cent tacos. Sun-Mon $2 Wieners. 842 Kendall Dr., San Bernardino, 909.883.4317. WOODY’S BAR & GRILL. Happy Hour Sun-Sat, 5pm-7pm. Fri & Sat Karaoke. 8pm-1am. 1528 W. Holt, Ontario. 909.984.2127. WORTHINGTON’S TAVERN. DJs spin here every night, there’s a full bar with lots of drink specials and a kitchen that stays open late servin’ up some specialty pizzas. Check out some of the live bands and burlesque shows, too. 3587 University Ave., Riverside, 951.779.9169; www. facebook.com/worthingtonstavern. ZIGGI’S BAR. We used to love that Ziggy guy. No, not David Bowie, nor that baldheaded cartoon guy. This place loves to tout its “great neighborhood bar” experience. See it for yourself. Thurs & Sat Pool tournaments. 8471 Cherry Ave., Fontana, 909.829.9904.

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135 EAST. Every Fri Vertigo Fridays. Ladies get in free before 11pm. Every Sat DJ LSDanni; DJ Slim. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com. 340 RESTAURANT & NIGHTCLUB. Every Fri-Sat Go-Go Dancers. Every Sun Open drag contest hosted by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Star Raven, 9:30pm. TIGERHEAT presents LOUD! 340 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.865.9340; www.340nightclub. com. ACE HOTEL. Every Fri DJ Sodality; Wildcat. 10pm. Every Sat DJ Odysey. 10pm. 701 E Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9900; www.acehotel. com/palmsprings. ALIBI EAST. Every Thurs Club 3-4-5. $6 cover, free before 9pm. Every Fri Slammed and Sexy Fridays. 9pm. Every Sat Sinful Saturdays. 9pm. 225 S. San Antonio Ave., Pomona, 909.623.9422; www. alibieast.com. AGUA CALIENTE CASINO. Every Fri-Sat DJ Dynamic Dave. 9pm. 32-250 Bob Hope Dr., Rancho Mirage, 888.999.1995; www. hotwatercasino.com. ALOFT ONTARIO-RANCHO CUCAMONGA. Every Fri DJ Severe. 8pm. Every Mon-Wed Twilight. 5pm7pm. Every Wed Uncorked and Unplugged.7pm. 10480 4th St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.484.2018; www.aloftontario-rc.com. CANTON BISTRO. Every Fri Friday Night Heat. Top 40/remixes. Sat Social Saturdays. 21+. Electro/’80s/club mix. 10pm-2am. 9980 Alabama St., Redlands, 909.335.6688; www.myspace. com/cantonbistro; www.cantonbistro.com. CHAPARRAL LIVE ROOM. Every Wed Strike Lounge DJ Mic Pro; guest DJs. 10pm. 400 W. Bonita Ave., San Dimas, 909.592.2772; www. chaparralliveroom.com. CHARACTERS. Every Thurs Vinyl Thursdays feat. AWOL-One; Roach; Gonzo. 9pm. 276 E. 1st St., Pomona, 909.622.9070; www. characterspomona.com. CITRUS CITY GRILLE. Every Sat Pulse Lounge feat. DJ ER. Top 40. Drink specials. 10pm. 2765 Lakeshore Dr., Corona, 951.277.2888; www. citruscitygrille.com. CORNER POCKET. Every Thurs Kaos Thursdays. Electronic. House. Top 40. 9pm. 40575 California Oaks Rd. #D1, Murrieta, 951.677.7155; www. myspace.com/cornerpocketmurrieta. COYOTE LOUNGE. Every Thurs Hip Hop Live. $10 before 10pm. $15 afterwards. 21+. Pomona Valley Mining Co., 1777 Gillette Rd., Pomona, 909.623.3515; www.facebook.com/Lounge. Coyote. DBA256 GALLERY WINE BAR. Every Sat DJ’s JB, Mike Styles, Gabe Real, Stryk One. 9pm. Every Mon, Tues, Wed and Fri Happy hour. 4pm-6pm. Every Tues Open Mic Night. 256 S. Main St., Pomona, 909.623.7600; www.dba256.com. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every 1st Fri ’80s Discoteque feat. DJ Eser; Rock en Espanol, New Wave & KROQ FlashBacks feat. DJ Eser & DJ Lonz. Every Mon DJ Lonz mixing hip hop, house, techno and top ’40s. Every Wed Wet Wednesday feat. DJ Lonz. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+. FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO. Every Fri and Sat Live Dance Bands. 9pm. 84-245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 900.827.2946; www. fantasyspringsresort.com. FOX BAR & GRILL. Thurs-Sat Live DJs. 333 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3671. GOODFELLAS. Happy hour: 4pm-7pm. Every WedSat Club Image with DJ CrazyGabe, DJ Jon Jon and DJ Effects. Every Sun Club Decades SIN Sundays. Drink specials. Music videos.DJ Johnny Holmez. 8034 Haven Ave., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.987.3005; www.myspace. com/goodfellasclub. IMAGINE THAT. Every Sat Celebrity Saturdays. Live R&B and jazz bands and DJs with oldschool R&B. 8pm. $10 before 10pm. 965 Foothill Blvd., Upland, 951.833.6606, 909.264.1752. J. DEE’S LANDING. Every Thurs DJs. 340 N. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.320.1758. KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. Every Fri -Sat Classic Rock and R&B from the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s. 9pm-close. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas.com. KICKS SPORTS PUB. Every Fri-Sat DJ. 9pm-1:45am. 16788 Arrow Blvd., Fontana, 909.350.1160. KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, TEMECULA. Every Tues DJ Twy; DJ Krim. 10pm. Every Fri DJ Krim.

10pm. Sat DJ Omry. 10pm. 32475 Highway 79 South G101, Temecula, 951.302.8338; www. killarneys.com. KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, RIVERSIDE. Every Tues College Night. DJ Twy and DJ Krim. Every Fri DJ Krim. 10pm. Every Sat Guest DJ. 10pm. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. Ste 532, Riverside, 951.682.2933; www.killarneys.com. MARGARITA BEACH. Every Tues Tilt Tuesdays. Every Thurs College Night. 50 cent drafts 8pm10pm. $2 U-Call-It shots all night. Every Fri $1 Drink Fridays. Every Sat 99.1 Saturdays. 1987 S. Diners Ct., San Bernardino, 909.890.9993; www. facebook.com/MargaritaBeach. MARIO’S PLACE. Every Thurs-Sat V26. DJs spin ‘80s and ‘90s alternative and classic rock. 9pm. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com. MEDITERRANEAN PALACE. Every Fri-Sat The Palace feat. DJ Assault. 9pm-2am. 1223 University Ave. #130, 951.781.8900, 951.525.2561; www. mpgrillandcafe.com. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Every Mon Liquid Lounge with DJ Salazam, trip hop/downtempo. 9pm. Every Tues Tall Can Tuesdays with Wido & Bane.and ADSR events. $5 tall cans, $3 well drinks. 9pm. Every Thurs F.A.T. Thursdays with DJ Nasty Nativ TOP 40/hip-hop. $3 well drinks and domestics, $4 calls and imports, $5 long islands and AMFs. 9pm. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www.missiontobaccolounge.com. OKAWA SUSHI LOUNGE. Every Fri DJs spin hiphop, R&B, old school. Drink specials & sushi served all night. 9:30pm. 8158 Day Creek Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.646.7658. PECHANGA RESORT & CASINO. Every Fri DJ Rico. 9pm. $20. 21+. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.770.7455; www.silkatpechanga. com. PEPE’S MEXICAN & AMERICAN RESTAURANT. Every Fri Live DJs. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; pepescanyonlake. com. PEPITO’S. Every Fri Club Jam Generator. Mod/ soul/Brit-pop. Free before 10:30pm, $5 after. Every Sat Club Skandal. 18+. 6539 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.788.2652; www.myspace. com/pepitoscantina. RED FOX BAR. Every Thurs College Night with DJ Frog. 9pm. Every Fri-Sat DJ Vasco. 9pm. Every Tues Ladies Night. 3142 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.882. 9337; www.facebook.com/redfoxsb. REVOLUTION RESTAURANT & NIGHT LIFE. Every Fri Club EVO. Hip-hop, R&B, techno, mash-ups, Top 40. Every Sat Team Fresh. Hip-hop/R&B. 1327 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, 909.335.9700; www. revolutionnight.com. RIVERSIDE PLAZA. Every Fri DJ Jon Smooth; Guest DJs. 7pm. 3545 Central Ave., Riverside, 951.683.1066; www.shopriversideplaza.com. ROSCOE’S FAMOUS DELI. Every Thurs DJ K. Ush. 10pm. 14700 Pipeline Ave., Chino Hills, 909.597.3304; www.roscoesfamousdeli.com. ROYAL FALCONER BRITISH PUB. Every Thurs Rollicking Good Fun. DJs. $2 drafts, $2 shots, $3 wells. 9pm. Every Sat Back to the ‘80s Night. ‘80s music. 106 Orange St., Redlands, 909.307.8913; www.royalfalconer.com. SAN MANUEL INDIAN BINGO AND CASINO. Every Thurs DJ Orbitz at the Pines. 10pm. Every Fri DJ Victor at the Pines. 10pm. Every Sat DJ Hi-tone at the Pines, Top 40. 10pm. 777 San Manuel Blvd., Highland, 800.359.2464; www.sanmanuel.com. Shows: 21+. SKYFOX LOUNGE. Every Thurs Rock it! Awesome 80s, Indie, and Electro music. Every Fri Access Fridays with Hip-hop, Mash-ups, Electro. Every Sat Skyfox Saturdays feat. Top 40, Hip-hop, House. Dress Code strictly enforced. 21+. 345 Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3674; www. skyfoxpomona.com. SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Every Sat Videopolis DJ’s Music and Videos. 9PM. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com. SPOTLIGHT 29 CASINO. Every Thurs Throwback Thursday Dance Party where DJ Pee Wee spins favorites of all genres. 26-200 Harrison Pl., Coachella, 760.775.5566; www.spotlight29.com. TAP DADDY’S. Every Fri-Sat DJs. 2505 S. San Jacinto Ave., San Jacinto, 951.652.5686; www. myspace.com/tapdaddysbar. TORO SUSHI. Every Sat DJ Primal. 9pm. 1520 N. Mountain Ave., Ontario, 909.983.8676; www. waybackwednesdays.net. TREVI ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. Every Thurs Club

Illusion & The Playground. Hip-hop/funk/house/ old school. Every Fri College Night Fridays. DJs. 32250 Mission Trl., Lake Elsinore, 951.674.6080; www.myspace.com/trevinightlife. THE VAULT MARTINI BAR. Every Thurs DJ Darcie. Every Fri DJ Jose V. 20 E. Vine St., Redlands, 909.798.2399. THE VIBE. Every Thurs Club Skittles. Hip-hop. Every Sat Club 7. Every Sun Sin Sunday. Every Tues $2 Totally ‘80s Tuesdays. $2 drink specials. 8pm. Every Wed Logikal Wednesdays. 1805 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.0310; www. myspace.com/thevibebarandgrill. VIP CLUB. Every Wed Dancing with DJ Darcie. 8pm. Thurs-Fri DJ Julie. 9pm. Sat DJ Darcie. 7:45pm. 21+. (Ages 18-20) $5 with free non-alcoholic drink ticket.) 9pm. 3673 Merrill Ave., Riverside, 951.784.2370; www.vip-nightclub.com.

theatre DA’ HIP-HOP WIZARD OF OZ. This original and modernized version of the story “The Wizard of Oz” is full of dance, song, acting and movement. With entertaining songs, high energy dances and a powerful messages, audiences of all ages will enjoy this piece. Sat, Oct. 19-20. Corona Civic Theater, 815 W. 6th St., Corona, 951.279.2298; www.catcorona.org DARLING YOU SLAY ME. The Gourmet Detective is a comical, musical, murder mystery dinner show theater. Come laugh, witness a crime and help solve the mystery. Your waiters, cocktail servers, and even the piano player will be suspect. Every Fri & Sat. The Avila Terrace Theatre, 3663 Main St., Riverside, www. avilaterrace.com. THE DINNER DETECTIVE. If you’ve always felt like you’d make a great Sherlock Homes, then head over to The Dinner Detective. You can help solve a funny murder case while enjoying a four-course plated dinner. Eat with caution, because anyone at your table could be the killer! Every Sat. The Doubletree by Hilton, 222 N. Vineyard Ave., Ontario, 909.937.0900. www. thedinnerdetective.com/sites/ontario. JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT. This biblical tale of Joseph comes to life, while his colorful coat brings with it a ton of different musical styles, from rock ‘n’ roll to country and pop. This saga of his many adventures of being sold into slavery, demonstrates how important it is to hold onto your dreams. Shows: Oct. 18. Tibbie’s Center Stage Fontana, 8463 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.429.7469; www.centerstagefontana.com. MAN OF LA MANCHA. Coming up on its 20th anniversary, this Broadway classic will love this tale of passion and madness. A noble knight is unaware that chivalry is dead in this mad and modern world. Shows: Oct. 18, 19, 24, 25, 31, Nov. 1, 8, 9. Lifehouse Theater, 1135 N. Church St., Redlands, 909.335.3037; www. lifehousetheater.com. NIGHTMARES. No matter which corner you turn around, there will be something spooky in this haunted manor! Check out this blast from the past bringing classic Halloween horror. Shows: Oct. 18, 19, 25, 26, 31. Theatre 29, 73637 Sullivan Rd., Twentynine Palms, 760.361.4151; www. theatre29.org. SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS. This once

popular MGM movie has been brought to life as a play, as a bride’s attempt to marry off her six brother-in-laws goes completely wrong. This funny and wild romance story is filled with enough twist and turns to keep you wildly engaged. Opens Sat, Oct 18. Shows: Oct. 19, 20, 25, 26, 27. Nov 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9, 10, 14, 15, 16, 17, 21, 22, 23, 24. Candlelight Pavilion, 455 W. Foothill Blvd., Claremont, 909.626.1254; www. candlelightpavilion.com.

performing arts THE AUREAU VISTA GRAND BALLROOM. Sat Groove Night. 6pm-7pm. 3840 Lemon St., Riverside, 800.870.6069. BRANDIN’ IRON. Every Thurs-Sun Dance Lessons. 7:30pm. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www.brandinironsaloon.com. CENTRAL PLAZA. Sat Trolley Dance Riverside. 11am. 12pm. 1pm. 2pm. 3pm. 3610 Central Ave., Riverside, www.trolleydancesriverside.com. CAFÉ SEVILLA. Every Fri The Art of Flamenco Dinner Show. 6:30pm. Every Sat Gypsy Fusion Dinner Show. 7:30pm. 3252 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.778.0611; www.cafesevilla.com. THE COLONY AT LOFT 204. Every Tues Beginning Belly Dance. 7pm-8pm. $10. Every Wed Intermediate Belly Dance. 7pm-8pm. $10. 532 W. First St., #204, Claremont Packing House, www. loft204.com. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every Thurs Salsa and Cumbia Night. 9pm-2am. Every Sun Soul Line Dancing. 5pm-7pm. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www.empireloungeandnightclub. com. 21+. MAVERICK SALOON. Every Fri Western Dance Lessons with LeeAnne. 6:45pm. 3841 Old Hamner, Norco, 951.734.6640; www. mavericksaloonnorco.com. MORONGO CASINO RESORT & SPA. Every Thurs-Sat CopyKatz Celebrity Revue. 8pm. Every Sun CopyKatz Celebrity Revue. 2pm. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www. morongocasinoresort.com. TEQUIHUA FOUNDATION. Every Thurs The Telling by Koyote the Blind. 7:30pm. 3485 University Ave., Riverside, 951.686.3471; www. tequihuafoundation.org. TOM’S FARMS. Every Sat-Sun Anthony the Magic. 12pm & 2pm. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., Corona, 951.277.4422; www.tomsfarms.com. WATER WHEEL SALOON. Every Thurs Line Dancing Lessons. 7pm. 980 6th St., Norco, (951) 898-4630; www.waterwheelnorco.com.

comedy FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB. Thurs, Oct. 17 Peter Sers Presents… 8pm.Fri-Sat Lou Santini. Fri, 8pm &10pm. Sat, 7pm & 9:30pm. Every Sat Comedy Traffic School. 8:30am. Every Sun Al Miller Presents. 7pm. Silly Sundays Open Mic. 9pm. Wed Comedy Traffic School with Jeff Hodge. 8:30am. Sean Williams Presents. 8pm. 532 W 1st St., Unit 218, Claremont, 818.845.9721; www. flapperscomedy.com. LIAM’S IRISH PUB. Every Tues Comedy Show hosted by Rick Rome & Just Mikey. 9:30pm. 1087 S. Mount Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900; www.myspace.com/liamscomedynight. THE MENAGERIE. Every 1st & 3rd Sun The New

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calendar Legends of Comedy. 8pm. 3581 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.8000; www.myspace.com/ club_menagerie. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Every Sun Everybody Laffs Comedy Night. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www. missiontobaccolounge.com. ONTARIO IMPROV. Thurs, Oct. 17-Sat Joey Diaz. Thurs, 8pm & 10:15pm. Fri, 8pm & 10:15pm. Sat, 7pm & 9:15pm. Tues Sebastian Cetina. 8pm. Wed Whitney Cummings. 8pm. 4555 Mills Cir., Ontario, 909.484.5411; ontario.improv.com. PECHANGA RESORT AND CASINO. Fri Lisa Lampanelli 8pm. Fri-Sat Shang. 7:30pm & 9:30pm. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.693.1819; www.pechanga.com/ comedyclub. ROMANO’S. Every Thurs Free comedy. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Riverside, 951.781.7662; www.theconcertlounge.com.

sports MAVTV 500. Sat, Oct. 19. Don’t miss the second year that the IZOD IndyCar Series Championship earns their crown. Auto Club Speedway, 9300 Cherry Ave., Fontana, 909.429.5000; www.autoclubspeedway.com. NORTH AMERICAN LAMBORGHINI SUPER TROFEO. Sun, Oct. 20-21. Get ready for the series finale of some of the finest cars racing around the track. These two 50-minute races mean a lot to the guys behind the wheel. Auto Club Speedway, 9300 Cherry Ave., Fontana, 909.429.5000; www.autoclubspeedway.com. ONTARIO REIGN VS. BAKERSFIELD. Sat, Oct. 19. Hockey is fun for a number of reasons—the competitiveness, the aggression and the athleticism are all great reasons to catch local team Ontario Reign as they clobber Bakersfield. Citizen’s Business Bank Arena, 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario, 909.244.5500; www.cbbankarena.com.

poetry & Readings BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Fourth Thurs Floasis. 8pm-11pm. $3. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Wed Children’s story time. 11am. 5183 Montclair Plaza Ln., Montclair, 909.399.1966. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Children’s preschool story time. 11am. 11090 E. Foothill Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.980.5586. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Children’s story time. 7pm. 2470 Tuscany St. #101, Corona, 951.735.0038. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Book Group. 7pm. Every Mon Children’s preschool story time. 10am. 3485 Tyler St., Riverside, 951.358.0899. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Sat Saturday Storytime. 11am. Every Tues Pre-school story time. 10am. 27460 Lugonia Ave., Redlands, 909.793.4322. BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Mon R.U.P.O. poetry in the basement. 9pm. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www.back2thegrind. com. CLAREMONT FORUM. Mon-Fri Package and prepare books for prisoners in the Prison Library Project. 10am-5pm. Every 2nd Tues Inland Valley Storytellers. Bring an 8-10 minute story to share or just listen. This gathering is for beginners and experienced storytellers alike. 7:30pm. Free (donations accepted). Every Mon Writer’s Workshop. Writing critiques. 6:30pm. 586 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.626.3066; www. claremontforum.org or www.inlandstorytellers. org. CLAREMONT PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Fri & Sat Preschool storytime. 11:30am. Every Wed Toddler story time. 10am. 208 N. Harvard Ave., Claremont, 909.621.4902; www.colapublib.org/ libs/claremont. HOWARD M. ROWE BRANCH LIBRARY. Every Thurs Storytime. 10:30am. 108 E. Marshall Blvd., San Bernardino, 909.883.3411. LIONLIKE MINDSTATE MOSAIC. Every 1st & 3rd Wed Open Mic. 9pm. $4. 5540 Schaefer Ave., Chino; www.lionlikemindstate.com.

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PLUM HOUSE COFFEE CLUB. Every Wed, Fri & Sat Art Walk & Open Mic. 7pm-11pm. 3882 12th St., Riverside, 951.784.1369; www.myspace.com/ theplumhouse. RIVERSIDE PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Mon Story time. 10:30am. Every Tues Toddler’s story time. 11:15am. Preschool story time. 10:30am. Every Wed Family story time. 10:30am. Story times, tales and tunes. 3:30pm. 3581 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.826.5201; www.rivlib.net. SAN BERNARDINO PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Tues & Thurs Pre-school story time. 10:30am. Feldheym Central Library, 555 W. 6th St., San Bernardino, 909.381.8201; www.sbpl.org.

galleries & museums 57 UNDERGROUND. Spiritual Journeys. While everyone’s personal journey through life is based on different beliefs and ideologies, spirituality in general plays an important role through it all. Thru Oct. 26. 300-C S. Thomas St., 909.397.0218; www.57underground.com. AGUA CALIENTE CULTURAL MUSEUM. Where are the Tipis? The Changing Perceptions about Indians. We can blame misinformation on a lot of stereotypes and other assumptions about different cultures but here those will be debunked. Learn the truth about many things from people who know Native Americans best; themselves! Thru Oct. 20, 2013. 219 S. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.778.1079; www. accmuseum.org. ARTISTS ON “A” STREET. No, it’s not artists on just a street, but a group of terrific visual talents displaying their wonderful creations for all to see in gorgeous downtown Upland. Sponsored by Cooper Regional History Museum, Cigar Exchange/Pacific Wine Merchants. Every last Sat, 11am-4pm. 2nd Ave. & A St., Upland. Info: 909.946.6782, 909.985.8685. ART WORKS GALLERY. This gallery is the goto spot for expanding your artistic horizons. Every week classes are offered, varying from watercolor, wire sculptures, fused glass frames and many more outlets of artistry. Classes occur weekly. 3741 6th St., Riverside, 951.683.1279; www.jtpfriends.org/blog/art-works-gallery. BACK TO THE GRIND. T.A.P. Into the Artist. Once a month, Back to the Grind gives tattoo artists a place to show off all sorts of art, whether it’s art-on-skin, sculptures or paintings. Sure there are plenty of galleries but these artists banded together to create a space where they can present their personal artistic endeavors. Every First Thurs. 6pm-1am. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www.back2thegrind. com. BRANDSTATER GALLERY. Susan Mikula – George Lawson Gallery Collection. Thru Oct. 30. 4500 Riverwalk Pkwy., Riverside 800.874.5587; lasierra. edu. CABOT’S PUEBLO MUSEUM. Come and learn about the story of Cabot Yerxa and his massive hand-built pueblo (on which he spent nearly a quarter-century building) at this museum, which is also home to a 43-foot tall Indian monument, carved out of a Sequoia Redwood that’s over 700 years old, better known as “Waokiye.” (It’s just one of 60 such sculptures in a series.) Open Tues-Sun, 9am-1pm. 616 E. Desert View Ave., Desert Hot Springs, 760.329.7610; www. cabotsmuseum.org. THE CENTER FOR WATER EDUCATION. A worldclass museum and learning institution which depicts the past, present and future story of water, from its importance in SoCal, to its impact worldwide. 2325 Searl Pkwy., Hemet, 951.791.0990. CHAFFEY COMMUNITY MUSEUM OF ART. Sheer Remnants. Artist Ruben Acosta creates a thought provoking experience in each critic with items that were once viewed as good as trash. Thru Oct. 27. Rough Around the Edges. Artists deliver depth and texture with their collages, using layers and layers of images to create a final masterpiece. Thru Nov. 10. Ladies of the Museum. The feminine touch holds an important role in art of all kind, and that’s why the museum is celebrating all things woman

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by displaying various works from the female perspective. Thru Jan. 14. 217 S. Lemon Ave., Ontario, 909.463.3733; www.ccaamuseum.org. CORONA ART ASSOCIATION. Every two months you can check out this art scene. See what the locals are up to! Thru Aug. 522 Corona Mall, Corona, 951.735.3226; www. coronaartassociation.org. THE DA CENTER FOR THE ARTS. Aztlan The Next Decade “Con Safos.” Over 40 artists have contributed to this exhibit, resulting in a mixedmedia show that celebrates National Latino Heritage Month. Thru Nov. 16. 252-D S. Main St., Pomona, 909.397.9716; www.dacenter.org FERGUSON FINE ARTS AND DESIGN. A plethora of pictures, paintings and posters specializing in pin-up pieces. Be sure to check out the 2nd Sat Art Walk, 3pm-10pm. 181 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.620.7488; www.ffadgallery.com. FIRST STREET GALLERY. Tile Show 2013. Featuring works by Nathan Murri and so many more, some of these charming works will be for sale in the Silent Auction during the opening reception. Thru Nov. 15. 250 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.626.5455; www.1ststreetgallery.org GALLERY SOHO. Wild-thing. Local artists bring together multimedia of art that fits within the category of “Wild-thing.” Come see the different interpretations of this broad topic. Thru Nov. 1. 300 A So. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.469.1599; www.pvaa.net. MALOOF FOUNDATION. With Strings Attached: Art in the Craft of Sound. There will be over 40 handcrafted instruments from around the world, following a musical performance. Sun, Oct. 27. 5131 Carnelian St., Alta Loma, 909.980.0412. THE MISSION INN MUSEUM. A Community’s Love Affair with a Mountain. Riverside is full of history, don’t miss out on your chance to explore the little-known historical facts behind Mount Rubidoux with expert and guest curator Glenn Wenzel. Thru Oct. 20. 3696 Main St., Riverside, 951.788.9556; www.missioninnmuseum.com. MT. SAN JACINTO COLLEGE ART GALLERY. Moving Forward. Self portraits portray the three phases of life many at-risk students have faced and will face in the future. They use natural materials are present in all three phases of the pieces, the first being a present time portrait showing current issues, the second is a life size clay sculpture and the third is a projection of old age. Thru Oct. 17. 1499 N. State St., San Jacinto, 951.487.3585; www.msjc.edu. MUSEUM OF HISTORY AND ART, ONTARIO. Guasti Mural Exhibition. Four murals, originally taken from the Guasti mansion can now be found in the museum’s Carlson Gallery. Here you can learn all about the history of Guasti and Norman Kennedy. Ongoing. Road Ways. Road signs haven’t really changed much; red signs mean stop and yellow means yield. But the open road holds many memories for all sorts of roadies. Here you can appreciate the signs that transport you to a different decade, and with it take a “trip” through local highway signs and beyond. Ongoing. 225 S. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.3198; www.ci.ontario.ca.us/index. cfm/1605. NATIONAL ORANGE SHOW ART GALLERY, Transduction: Eight as One, A multitude of art including painting, sculpture, photography, glass, video, installation art and ceramics from eight artists come together to approach current ideas in contemporary art making. Thru. Oct. 26. 689 South E. St., San Bernardino, 909.537.5802; news.csusb.edu. PALM SPRINGS ART MUSEUM. Across Dimensions: Graphics and Sculpture from the Permanent Collection. Come see how these beautiful graphics and sculptures have made their way into the museum’s permanent collection. Thru Oct. 27. George Catlin’s American Buffalo. A collection of 40 paintings from the late 19th and early 20th century gives insight into the importance of buffalo in Native American life. Thru Dec. 29. Ancient & Modern: Selections from the Permanent Collection. Turning to the past to get inspiration for the future of their artistic heritage—that’s what artists Gunther Gerzo, Rufino Tamayo and Carlos Merida have done, merging the concepts of their lineage with a decidedly modern bend. Ongoing. 101 Museum Dr., Palm Springs, 760.322.4800; www. psmuseum.org. PEGGY PHELPS & EAST GALLERY. ReMODEL 2: Expanding the Dialog Exhibition. The Claremont

Graduate University Art Department will have the ReMODEL 2 exhibit on display, as well as a symposium at the Garrison Theater. Check out how higher education has positively impacted the creative minds of these contributors. Thru Oct. 25. 251 East Tenth St., Claremont, 909.607.9292; www.cgu.edu. PITZER ART GALLERIES. Glyphs: Acts of Inspiration. Ten international artists from the U.S., Europe and Africa demonstrate themes of identity, representation and visibility. Thru Dec. 5. Danielle Adair: On the Rocks in the Land. This documentary-performance-video installation gives you insight of how a tourist experiences significant historical sites, including places like the US-Mexican Border and the Berlin Wall. Thru Dec. 6. Jaider Esbell. 1050 N. Mills Ave., Claremont, 909.621.8797; www.pitzer.edu/ galleries. POMONA COLLEGE MUSEUM OF ART. Hirokazu Kosaka: On the Verandah Selected Works 1969-1974. The rare artwork and films by Hirokazu Kosaka demonstrate the innovative risks and experiments the artist was willing to take to create artistic brilliance that radiated his Buddhist background. Thru Oct. 20. John Divola: As Far As I Could Get. As a professional photographer for over four decades, Divola has now incorporated painting and conceptual art with his photography, resulting in an exhibit that is one-of-a-kind. Thru Dec. 22. David Michalek: Figure Studies. Using high-speed HD video, David Michalek highlights the absolute beauty of the human form, by slowing five second clips of the human body in motion down to 10 minutes. Thru Dec. 22. Resonant Minds: Abstraction and Perception. Using a variety of works from the museum’s permanent collection, including lithography, paintings, woodcuts and more, this exhibit demonstrates how perception is key in art and abstraction. Thru Dec. 22. 330 N College Ave., Claremont, 909.621.8283; www. pomona.edu/museum. RIVERSIDE COMMUNITY COLLEGE. Sense & Sensibility, Many often wonder what exactly it is that makes an artist a professional? While there are clearly professional careers within the art world, professional artists often create art outside of these jobs. Thru Oct. 17. Recent Devotional Paintings. New England Native Matthew Couper takes you on a journey into personal experiences of religion, politics and more. His paintings on metal and canvas are inspirational and eye-catching, bringing you another dimension of intrigue. Thru Nov. 22. Quad Gallery, 4800 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.222.8358; www.academic.rcc.edu/art/ exhibition. RIVERSIDE ART MUSEUM. Exit/Entry. Baby Tatooville. This pop surrealist exhibition is organized by the one and only Bob Self of Baby Tattoo Books. Generating world wide attention, the IE is lucky to have such thought-provoking and strange head-turning works on display. Thru Nov. 25. Transcending Traditions: Dia de Los Muertos, Creating altars to honor deceased loved ones has been a time-honored tradition in the Latino culture for hundreds of years. Diverse mediums will celebrate the Day of the Dead. Thru Nov. 25. The Face of Hunger. This photography by Michael Nye documents the hunger epidemic that’s happening in America and how resilience helps conquer all. Thru Dec. 15. What’s “52” Got to Do With It? This is a personal story about the growth and fulfillment of Sue Mitchell’s life journey. She was born in ’52, has 52 favorite trees and just finished a 52 week art sabbatical. Thru Dec. 31. 3425 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7111; www. riversideartmuseum.org. RIVERSIDE CITY HALL. Please contact Buna Dorr for appointment. Mayor’s Ceremonial Room Exhibit. A bimonthly rotating art exhibit featuring two-dimensional works by Riverside County artists. Call for schedule. 3900 Main St., Riverside, 951.680.1345; www.inlandarts.com. RIVERSIDE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM. John Muir and the Personal Experience of Nature. John Muir was a wilderness guy. Like a classic example of a frontiersman in America as expansionism had run its course, Muir grew to document and love the natural wildlife of various United States areas. The gallery focuses on special pieces from a traveling exhibit “Nature’s Beloved Son: Rediscovering John Muir’s Botanical Legacy” from various

renowned sources. Thru Jan. 19, 2014. Telling Riverside’s Story in 50 Objects. With Riverside’s extensive history there’s bound to be something unique to learn. For a single night, view 50 different objects that represent or document Riverside’s past, from mammoth molars to stage coach foot warmers. Thru January 4, 2015. Riverside Metropolitan Museum, 3580 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside. Arts Walk. Held the 1st Thurs of every month. Tour the museum’s current exhibitions and view the performers. Each month is different. Walking Tours of Historic Downtown Riverside. Join the RMM for a docent-lead tour of historic downtown. Every Sat, 2pm. $5; children 12 and under, free. Call for reservations. 3580 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.826.5273; www.riversideca.gov/museum. SAM AND ALFREDA MALOOF FOUNDATION FOR ARTS AND CRAFTS. In Words and Wood. Curator Jason T. Butsch, Carnegie Museum of Art. This exhibition features the works of Bob Stocksdale and Ed Moulthrop. It’s a collection of woodturnings inspired by the curator and including the renown of gallery owner Sam Maloof, this grouping of amazing wooden pieces tells a story of the woodturning field. Every Thurs and Sat. 1, 2 and 3pm. Plein Air Painting in the Garden. Take a relaxing day off and watch talented artists set up shop in the Maloof Foundation garden where they will paint the gorgeous subject matter in its natural area. Every Thurs and Sat. 12pm-4pm. Maloof Foundation for the Arts and Crafts, 5131 Carnelian St., Alta Loma, 909.980.0412; www. malooffoundation.org. SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY MUSEUM, Footsteps to You. This world-class art collection from all over East and West Africa shares the experiences of various African tribes, traditions and cultures. Artifacts on display include textiles, ceremonial masks, jewelry and sculptures. Thru Nov. 8. 2024 Orange Tree Ln., Redlands, 909.307.2669; www. sbcountymuseum.org. SWEENEY ART GALLERY AT UC RIVERSIDE. Different Particles & Indeterminate States: New Monumental Drawings by Amy Myers. Amy Myers does a phenomenal job of creating masterpieces that are visually stunning and complex by blending psychics, mathematical equations and more. Thru Nov. 23. 3834 Main St., Riverside, 951.827.3755; www.sweeney.ucr. edu UCR/CALIFORNIA MUSEUM OF PHOTOGRAPHY. Women Are Beautiful. Check out Garry Winogrand’s lovely exhibit. Thru Oct. 26. Zoe Crosher: The Further Disbanding of Michelle duBois. This collaboration of works from duBois’ previous series will display the various photographs Zoe Crosher took of herself throughout the 1970s and ‘80s. Her selfobsession is absolutely fascinating. Thru Nov. 9. More American Photographs. The Great Depression was a trying time for Americans during the early years of the 20th century, and gazing at photographs in this collection that focus on the recovery from this time is reminiscent of the current economic situation Americans still face. Thru Jan. 11, 2014. 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.784.3686; www.cmp.ucr. edu. WALLY PARKS NHRA MOTORSPORTS MUSEUM. Mooneyes. Car fans no doubt know about the history of classic cars and the people who engineered them. The NHRA is recognizing the great accomplishments and influence that Dean Moon has had on the automotive industry from his humble beginnings with dragsters to the use of his own shop to make the very first Shelby Cobra. A few of the famous Mooneye race cars will be available on display to showcase his ingenuity and unique insight to what a car should look like. Thru Jan. Presented by the Automobile Club of Southern California, the NHRA Museum celebrates the impact of motorsports on our culture. They collect, preserve, exhibit and interpret vehicles, auto-related stories and artifacts that represent our affection for, and the influence of, automotive speed and style in all its forms. Learn about hot rods, customs, racecars and speed records, as well as the West Coast’s role as the historic center for these cars’ past and present development. Prolong Twilight Cruise Night. Come and check out hundreds of classic hot rods, customs, and muscle cars as the

Cruise Night brings out some of the finest street machinery in the area. In addition to these hot wheels, there’s a raffle, food (for purchase), museum exhibits and best of all, admission is free. Every First Wed, 4pm-8pm. Fairplex, 1101 W. McKinley Ave., Fairplex Gate 1, Pomona, 909.622.2133; www.museum.nhra.com. WIGNALL MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART. Occupy the Museum. Encourages innovation and critical thinking, this small exhibit features one work of art per each occupying group, allowing you to thoroughly study and discover the power of observation. Thru Nov. 23. 5885 Haven Ave., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.652.6493; www.chaffey.edu/wignall. THE WIRE. Check out the local art exhibit every Thurs from 7pm-9pm. 247 N. 2nd Ave., Upland; www.thewire247.com. W. KEITH AND JANET KELLOGG UNIVERSITY ART GALLERY, Ink & Clay, This national exhibit is composed of two mediums: ink and clay. Stop by for a promising time enjoying art, wine and the fantastic people at this exhibit. Thru Oct. 26. California State Polytechnic University Pomona, 3801 W. Temple Ave., Pomona, 909.869.4302; www.csupomona.edu/~kellogg_gallery

community announcements ARMY OF DARKNESS & SHAUN OF THE DEAD. This double feature will prove to be a whole lot of zombie for your weekend. Fri, Oct. 18-19. Culver Center, UCR ARTSBlock, 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.827.4787; artsblock.ucr.edu. BIG BEAR OKTOBERFEST. Why wait to start the celebration? Oktoberfest is happening every weekend in Big Bear Lake. Check out the live entertainment each night at the Spaten Bier Garten. Oct. 18, 19, 20, 26. The Convention Center of Big Bear Lake,42900 Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear, 909.585.3000; www.bigbearevents.com. CENTENNIAL TRAIN FESTIVAL. In celebration of Banning’s centennial, the train festival will bring to light the many ways trains have positively impacted the history of Banning. Various locations throughout Banning, 951.321.9744; www.banning100birthday.com. FLASHLIGHT SAFARI. The fun always happens at night! Bring your flashlight and experience the nocturnal animals at Big Bear Alpine Zoo. Sat, Oct. 19, 26. Big Bear Alpine Zoo, 43285 Goldmine Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.584.1299; www.bigbearalpinezoo.org. THE LOST WORLD. The Desert Classic Film Society presents another great feature that has special effects that were considered ground-breaking back when it was made in 1925. Fri, Oct. 18. The Bijou Cinema, 57482 Onaga Trail, Yucca Valley, 760.365.0475; www.meetup.com/desert-classicfilm-society. NATURE WALKS, This quick 30 minute walk around the forest grounds led by a Discovery Center Naturalist will give you just enough time to really connect with nature. Every Sat & Sun Big Bear Discover Center, 40971 North Shore Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3437; www.sbnfa.org. OKTOBERFEST AT FAIRPLEX. Going all out every year, we know to expect more from this Oktoberfest than you would typically get. With rock concerts, games, music, bratwurst and beer, everything you need to have a good time is here. Oct. 17-20, 24-27. OKTOBER FIESTA. Not only is this an Oktoberfest, it’s a fiesta—a party inspired by Southwestern methods of brewing traditional German beers. With proceeds going to the local charity Shoes That Fit, there’s all the more reason to come and have a great time. Sat, Oct. 19. Dale Bros. Brewery, 2120 Porterfield Way., Upland, 661.917.4557; www.dalebrosbrewery.com. OKTOBERFEST PALM SPRINGS. With more than 50 Barvarian and German beers, food and wine tasting booths, live entertainment and contests, this may be one of the best Oktoberfests in the IE. Don’t miss your last chance to celebrate Oktober with polka and celtic bands. Sat, Oct. 19. Spa Resort Casino, 401 E. Amado Rd., Palm Springs, 760.883.1000; www.sparesortcasino. com. TALES OF THE VICTORIAN CRYPT WITH EDGAR ALLAN POE. Risen from the dead, Edgar Allan Poe tells many haunting horror stories, followed by a tour of the historic Evergreen Cemetary. Sat, Oct. 19. Evergreen Cemetary, 4414 14th St., Riverside, www.dickensfest.com.

WOLF AWARENESS DAY. It’s important for kids to learn the truth about where wolves fit into the circle of life, and Big Bear Alpine Zoo is dedicating a day to exactly that. Dispelling myths about wolves, your kids will enjoy the fun activities they have to offer. Sat, Oct. 19. Big Bear Alpine Zoo, 43285 Goldmine Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.584.1299; www.bigbearalpinezoo.org. ZOMBIE CRAWL. The name of this event is deceiving, because face it—we’ve seen zombie movies and those suckers are fast . . . they definitely do not crawl. Dress up as a bloody zombie and hold onto your brains! Sat, Oct. 19. Main St. between University and Mission Inn Ave., 951.341.6550; www.riversidedowntown. org.

lectures & politics CENTER FOR COMMUNITY ACTION AND ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE (CCAEJ). There are people who want change, and then there are people who make change happen. Disgusted and frustrated that Riverside County officials continue to place warehouses, rail-yards and other diesel sources next to homes and schools, and allow new homes to be built next to the same type of facilities, CCAEJ took action by placing a billboard along Highway 60 at the entrance to Riverside County. Check out the CCAEJ Website and educate yourself about the health conditions in your area. PO BOX 33124, Jurupa Valley, 951.360.8451 or admin@ ccaej.org; www.ccaej.org. COMMISSION OF DISABILITIES. Every 2nd Mon Every group needs a committee; one that is dedicated to the well being of the group. In this case the Commission of Disabilities in Riverside is passionate in promoting awareness of both the group’s presence at Riverside City Hall as well as awareness of disabled people everywhere. The following quote, “The mission of the Commission of Disabilities is- to promote greater awareness of, respect for and total participation of individuals into all aspects of life” is the motto and goal of group’s support of disabled people in the Riverside community. It’s placement in the Riverside County City Council allows them to keep a close eye on programs and policies in process especially concerning housing, employment and transportation. 6pm. Riverside City Hall, 5th Floor, 3900 Main St., Riverside, 951.826.5427; www.riversideca.gov/ cod. DEMOCRATIC LUNCHEON CLUB. Every Fri The Democratic Luncheon Club was formed in the ’30s and was reorganized as a chartered Democratic Club in 1993. Their popular, hourlong luncheons are a forum for progressive ideas and feature distinguished speakers such as U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer. These members have fire in their bellies—in 2002 they got off their duffs and personally registered more than 240 Democrats. Politics and food go together so well. 12pm. Democratic Headquarters, 136 Carousel Mall (lower level, near the central glass elevator), San Bernardino, 909.882.5819 or mrkalvarez@aol.com; www.sbdems.com. DEMOCRATS OF GREATER RIVERSIDE. We didn’t believe it either—Riverside and Democrats? They always have something going on. Every 3rd Thurs General meeting, 7pm. Mexicali

Grill, 1690 Spruce St., Riverside, 951.781.6682 or info@riversidedemocrats.org; www. riversidedemocrats.org. FOOD NOT BOMBS. Meets weekly at various locations. Protesting militarism and poverty by serving free vegetarian food to people in need, and in support of ongoing political organizing efforts. FNB believes that by giving away free food to people in need in public spaces, they directly dramatize the level of hunger in this country and the surplus of food being wasted. They also call attention to the failure of society to support those within it—choosing instead to fund the forces of war and violence. They are committed to the use of nonviolent direct action to change society. Thousands of meals are served each week by FNB groups in North America and Europe. Info: foodnotbombs909@ yahoo.com; www.foodnotbombs.net. FRIDAY MORNING CLUB. Every Fri Come and listen to speakers, discuss Riverside Council Agenda items and other areas of concern to the city’s residents. Free and open to the public, with free parking, too. 10am. Janet Goeske Senior/Disabled Center, 5257 Sierra St., Riverside, 951.351.8800; fridaymorningclub@yahoo.com; www.janetgoeskecenter.com. INLAND COUNTIES STONEWALL DEMOCRATS. Chartered Democratic club working within the Democratic Party to represent the LGBT— Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender— members of the community and their friends and supporters. They are proud members of the National Stonewall Democrats, who have the motto, “Pride in Our County; Pride in Our Party; Pride in Our Families.” PO BOX 9642, Redlands, 909.556.6818. INLAND EMPIRE DEBATING SOCIETY. “Debate is the heart of liberty.” So reads the I.E. Debating Society’s website. This nonprofit, non-partisan organization was developed in order to provide the citizens of the IE with accurate, thoroughly researched debates on all issues of the day, in order to stimulate more voter participation and—imagine this!—a more enlightened electorate. Members represent all sectors of life, including high school and college students, teachers, professors, lawyers, business folk, parents and retirees. Info: 909.887.4894, 909.825.7800; www.inlanddebates.com. INLAND EMPIRE FREETHINKERS. Every 1st Wed Come join Atheists United and the Center for Inquiry-West for some refreshing discussions. 7pm9pm. Unitarian Church, 3657 Lemon St., Riverside; www.cfiwest.org/groups/inland.htm. INLAND EMPIRE LATINO LAWYERS ASSOCIATION. Legal clinic hours: Wed, 1pm-3:30pm. Clients also seen at—Lawrence Hutton Center, 660 Colton Ave., Colton, Mon, 1pm-3pm; DeAnza Community Center, 1405 S. Fern Ave., Ontario. 2nd Thurs of every month Needy folks can get counsel/advice on family law, landlord/ tenant disputes, civil disputes (such as car accidents) and collections. These volunteer attorneys are like argument angels. For more than 20 years, IELLA’s mission, with the help of the United Way, has been to provide free legal services for the poor and underprivileged because too many people could not afford to hire an attorney, were not able to speak English, or could not read or write. Help them help you by calling or going to the website to

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Aries (March 20-April 19) You may feel like you are living in a hall of mirrors, as though the people and relationships around you are reflecting back aspects of yourself. At times this may feel a bit disconcerting, or like you are living with too much ‘you’. I suggest not getting distracted by any feelings of being pulled in too many directions. Instead, focus on the new objectivity being provided through these reflections of who you are—you can also think of this as gaining enough distance to see how your attitudes, perceptions and actions created your current situations. I suggest finding grounding in acceptance and grace for your past actions. From a point of view of acceptance of responsibility, you have the personal power to choose the kind of life you live and craft your reality into what you envision.

Libra (Sep. 22-Oct. 23) This week’s New Moon takes place in your Moon sign, highlighting your relationship with yourself. How honest are you with yourself regarding the life you are living? Often we have mental and emotional scripts that we sell to ourselves as real, yet they are not actually markers of what is true. You can think of these scripts as themes that come up time and time again for healing. They are also the negative voices that play in our heads, filled with pain, guilt, shame or fear. When you hear one of these voices or scripts write it down and then objectively look to see where or whom it came from. As you trace these thoughts and feelings to past situations or relationships, you will also gain greater perspective on how far you have grown and healed.

Taurus (April 19-May 20) You are in the unique position to make quite a bit of headway regarding a certain aspect of your emotional health that you have been working on for a while. As you’ve worked and reworked the fine edge of how you feel physically, a solution may have seemed elusive or like you almost had it figured out and something unexpected shifted you in a different direction. The Libra New Moon this week is bringing you into contact with a new way to approach your health. An opportunity is opening for you to re-envision what a healthy life looks like for you. As you step out of the typical definitions and concepts surrounding health, I suggest you think in terms of what daily, weekly and monthly rhythms are best for you, and then restructure your life from there.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22) Your dreams are particularly potent, containing much in the way of useful information surrounding deep emotional material that you are working through. If the meaning of your dreams seems particularly elusive, I suggest using a mix of objectivity and your intuition to translate them. As your subconscious moves through the layers of your psychic body you will make contact with deep material that may include wounds of misplaced blame. What you access does not just apply to your current lifetime, but goes back generations. Take time to record the details of your dreams, and most importantly, how you feel about them. This will help you connect the dots and bring the larger message into focus. Once this picture starts to take shape, you will be able to apply your intuition to find the most effective method for healing.

Gemini (May 20-June 21) You are working with a lot of creativity at your disposal. You have a plethora of ideas and plenty of energy to put those ideas to work to move projects along. This may come with an internal push to devote all of yourself to your projects, yet a larger group may be trying to demand more of your energy than you want to give. I suggest you take a different approach and notice the point where their needs and your needs with a particular project meet. That is where a solution will present itself to advance your projects and continue to nurture and grow your relationship with this group. I suggest not being deterred if this feels like you are out in front, forging a new path—this is a sign that you are actually where you are supposed to be. Cancer (June 21-July 22) You are working with a new feeling regarding what home means for you. I suggest taking the larger view—seeing your neighborhood, place of work and common places you visit also as part of your home environment. As a Cancer Moon, you need an environment that is emotionally nourishing, a space that provides internal balance and grounding. Over the next week, I suggest you consider whether these spaces where you live, work and play are giving you what you need. Look for that inner sensation of being balanced. You can also think of this as an internal stillness and sense of quiet. When you notice that feeling take stock of the situation and how the environment is structured. You will be able to apply what you are learning to all the spaces in which you live and work. Leo (July 22-Aug. 23) You are connecting the dots between a few new ideas you’ve had around how you communicate your needs. What you are making contact with is the value of adopting all responsibility for how your ideas are communicated. You can’t control how other people respond, but you can stay in your personal power, owning the words you say and how your ideas are put forward. As you work from this position, I suggest tackling one complicated set of communications in particular that has been on your plate for quite some time. You are in a unique position both to see all points of view and to communicate to others how to find a solution that seems fair to all involved. As you move forward, trust your ability to translate the ideas you need to convey to the other individuals involved. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) At the moment, you are working through a process of re-thinking where you invest your emotional resources. Your deepest needs are calling you to acknowledge how you spend your emotional capital and energy. To feel good emotionally about who you are on a daily basis, you need to be investing your time and love into people and projects you care about. I suggest you consider work that benefits maternal figures in your life. These projects are bringing you into contact with some old material surrounding your relationship with your mother. Presenting itself is an opportunity for both healing and a deeper sense of connection to a meaningful life. I suggest taking note of what activities are selfrenewing and which just drain your energy, then structure your day-to-day life to incorporate more of the former.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 22) Make an effort to notice how the choices you make move you into ownership of your authority over your needs and emotions. Also, notice when you give that power away to others. Each time you have a choice in front of you, think of it as an opportunity to make a decision based on integrity—which can also be thought of as operating in line with your core values. This is about honoring who you are and your needs. Part of what it means to be your own authority is claiming your space to be you, not altering how you are to please others or protect a part of yourself (or them). If making decisions from this position of personal authority feels too bold or dangerous, it’s a sign that you are exactly where you’re supposed to be. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) You are gaining a new perspective on how your public self meets the world. Consider that there are two aspects of your public persona—who you are and who you show up as. How are you showing up? Are you bringing the best of you? I’m not referring to putting on a false face when you meet people, but rather showing up as your best authentic self, leaving out any fears or insecurities. As you interact with people, check with yourself and see which version of yourself you are sharing with them. Start from a place of stripping away any of your usual facades. If this feels vulnerable, that’s a clue you are on the right track. Take note of how people respond—you will be attracting more people who resonate with who you are at the deepest level. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) What do you value? I suggest taking a few moments to write down the top five things you value. By value, I mean what resonates within you on the deepest, most instinctual level. They are the things you feel happiest giving your time, energy and love to. You are entering a time when you will be called on to pick between multiple directions you can move in your life. I suggest using this list of values as a starting point for the choices you are making, a guide by which you check to see if a decision or path is taking you closer to or further from the things you value the most. Trust that by saying ‘no’ to things that matter less you will free up more time and energy for those values that are most important to you. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You are working through some issues around blame, particularly blame or criticism you direct at yourself. I suggest considering your actions and people’s reactions as two separate entities. I don’t mean that you disconnect from being kind and thoughtful; you do that instinctively. Rather, I’m talking about those moments when you get hard on yourself for being true to you in how you reach out to others. How others respond has more to do with them than you. Trust that operating from a place and position of love for all involved will be noticed and accepted, even if the other party does not respond as you would desire or expect. Keep the focus on communicating and acting in ways that are true to you—ultimately you don’t need a lot of people to respond; you just need enough.

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schedule an appointment and to see what you need to bring with you for your meeting. 1pm-3:30pm. Administrative Office, Cesar Chavez Community Center, 2060 University Ave. #113, Riverside, 951.369.3009 or iellaaid@aol.com; www.iellaaid.org. INLAND EMPIRE MINORITY-LED RESOURCE DEVELOPMENT COALITION. Every 2nd Fri This coalition includes nonprofits, political and governmental agencies, business owners and individuals, who are all aiming to impart change in their communities. The coalition hosts monthly meetings and is open to any entity seeking to join, without a membership fee. Bring your fliers and information to share. 10:30am. Meetings at the New Hope Family Life Center, 1505 West Highland Ave, San Bernardino 92411. JEFFERY OWENS COMMUNITY CENTER. The mission of the JOCC is to “provide education, support and advocacy regarding sexual orientation and gender identity.” The center offers a safe environment for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender individuals in the Riverside and San Bernardino areas. 5198 Arlington Avenue #922, Riverside; www.jocc. org.

leisure ACTION ZIPLINE TOURS. Talk about building up your “wheeee!” factor: Touting themselves as the “first legal, permitted zipline tour company in Southern California,” Action sports nine ziplines, ranging from 120- to 820-feet long, a suspension bridge (with views of the Johnson Valley) and expertly guided tours. Whether you’re aiming for a nice, pleasant ride on a wire in the sky or the thrill-seeking, well, action that an open-air zipline can provide, Action’s likely got you covered—that is, if you’re at least 8 years of age and weigh at least 75 pounds. (And yes, they’ve got braking systems, just in case you need to hit pause for a moment.) Four tours daily. Action Zipline Tours, 41647 Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear, 909.866.0390; www. actionziplinetours.com. BEAUTY BUBBLE SALON & MUSEUM. Location is a private home so please call for an appointment and directions. Jeff Hafler, an L.A. hairdresser who gave up on Hollyweird, owns the homestead house/salon and operates an awe-inspiring hair museum with treasures like a ‘70s mod Ken doll and an 1880s kerosene-heated curling iron. Get yourself a celebrity-worthy haircut in the desert or pay your $5 and check out some funky old-school beauty equipment. 5444 Moon Way, Wonder Valley, 760.835.9369; www.facebook.com/ BeautyBubbleSalonAndMuseum. BELLA VISTA WINERY. This winery claims it was the first Temecula vineyard (around since 1968). Now for a little history lesson, courtesy of the Bella Vista Website: The Temecula wine region began developing in the mid-‘60s when the Kaiser Land Development Company purchased what was known as Vail Ranch in 1964, and began investing in and marketing the Temecula Valley. Horticulturalists were brought in to evaluate the area, and, along with avocados, the experts determined that wine vineyards were well suited for the valley. The cool moist air from the coast would settle in the Temecula Appellation in the evening and would burn off the following morning, perfect for grape growing. First planted in 1968, five acres of the original Bella Vista acres are still producing adjacent to the winery, which was built in 1978. Unlike gym socks, when it comes to wine, older can be so much better. 41220 Calle Contento, Temecula, 951.676.5250; http://bellavistawinery. com. BIG BEAR ALPINE ZOO. The Moonridge Animal Park arose from the ashes of forest fires in 1959 that devastated the natural ecosystem of the San Bernardino Mountains. Several injured animals were brought to safety for rehabilitation and a second chance at life in the wild. But for some, returning to the forest was not an option due to human imprinting or injuries that would compromise their survival. Enter the

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humane and dedicated folks at Moonridge, who created an Alpine zoo, where all the animals are native to our local mountains. Learn more about our furry, feathered and scaly friends through daily feeding tours, in the education center, or in the library. Say hi to the Grizzly! 43285 Goldmine Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.878.4200; www.moonridgezoo.org. BIG BEAR DISCOVERY CENTER. Here it is: Your gateway to education and adventure in the San Bernardino Mountains. The center is an educational and informational portal set on helping you become a more responsible friend to the forest. You can pick up an adventure pass that gives you access to the local hiking and off-road trails, hiking and biking maps, camping info, or take a naturalist-led interpretive program (wild flower tour, canoe tour, off-road tour, any sort of mountainous tour your heart desires!) or take in a concert under the stars. 40971 North Shore Dr., on Hwy. 38 one mile west of Stanfield Cutoff, Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3437; www.bigbeardiscoverycenter. com. CALICO EARLY MAN ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE. Tours Thurs-Sun, 9:30am, 11:30am, 1:30pm, 3:30pm; Wed, 1:30pm & 3:30pm. Nearly 12,000 stone tools—used for scraping, cutting, and gouging—have been excavated here. The apparent age of some of these items (said to be as ancient as 200,000 years old) contradicts the dominant archaeological theory that humans populated North America only 13,000 years ago. Located 15 miles east of Barstow off I-15 in Yermo. From the Minneola Rd. exit, follow the signs north about two miles on graded dirt roads to the site. CALICO GHOST TOWN. Established in 1881, this ghost town is now California State Historic Landmark 782. It’s an authentic silver mining town that lives on as one of the few original mining camps of the Old West. Gunfight stunt shows have become a part of Calico’s everyday life, but the less adventuresome can pan for real gold, watch water roll uphill in Calico’s Mystery Shack or take a trip down into an actual mine where the air is thin, ceilings are low and evidence of labor-intensive rock chipping is everywhere. Located 10 miles north of Barstow off I-15. Exit Ghost Town Rd., 760.254.2122. CANYON CREST WINERY. This will be your new go-to place for a wide selection of wines and a few fun events to boot. Temecula may be the IE center of our “Wine Country” but heck, Riverside is much closer to home for many and you don’t sacrifice quality by staying local. Canyon Crest Towne Centre, 5225 Canyon Crest Drive, #7A, Riverside, 951.369.9463; www. canyoncrestwinery.com. CHERRY HILLS CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Year-round. Eat better and support your local farmers. Fri, 8am-1pm; Sun, 9am-1pm. 26834 Cherry Hills Blvd., Menifee; www.cafarmersmarkets. com. CHURON WINERY. This French-style chateau also offers the Inn at Churon Winery, a bed and breakfast perched on a hillside overlooking the vineyards. It’s the perfect solution if you plan on swallowing more than spitting. 33233 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.694.9070; www. churonwinery.com. CLAREMONT FARMERS & ARTISANS MARKET. Every Sun, 8am-1pm. Catch a lively walk through the Claremont Village each week surrounded by fresh vegetables, unique crafts and other greatness. Indian Hill and 2nd St., Claremont. DANZA DEL SOL WINERY. Previously owned by Bill Filsinger’s who was the first Southern California winery to grow and produce Gewurztraminer, a fantastic wine on the sweet side, in 2010 it was taken over by Robert Olson. Now the Winery is focused on wines with Mediterranean influence. 39050 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.6363; www.danzadelsolwinery.com. DESERT ART STUDIO. Open by appointment. Muralist and painter Chuck Caplinger’s “Oasis of Murals” is a studio and gallery exhibiting his semi-psychedelic portraits, paintings and murals of the Southwest, located in his giant

dome home near the entrance to Joshua Tree National Park. He has a cool past. He started off as an illustrator for NASA in Houston, then moved to LA where he worked with Lonestar Pictures and painted celebrity portraits. The award-winning Texas-born artist’s paintings hang in numerous galleries and museums, and his murals color much of California—see his site for desert art near you. Twentynine Palms, 760.361.2305; www.desertartstudio.com. DRIVETECH RACING SCHOOL. Call for schedule of classes and prices. Learn how to drive a high-powered NASCAR racecar in a controlled but demanding environment. The people of Drivetech want you to know this: More track time, more laps, more speed, more freedom on the track, passing encouraged, side-by-side driving, coaching by radio, warm up laps, and in-car video. But all you’ve gotta know from us is: “Days of Thunder.” California Speedway, 14611 Rancho Vista Dr., Fontana, 888.495.7223; www.drivetech.com. FALKNER WINERY. This award-winning winery believes “wine is truly the ‘spirit of the gods’ that embraces the essence of life itself and helps all of us not take things too seriously.” They also offer 10 different wines, group wine classes, a wine club, and wedding packages. Tasting room open 10am-5pm. Restaurant open 11:30am-3:30pm. 40620 Calle Contento, Temecula, 951.676.8231; www. falknerwinery.com. FENDER CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS. For those with kids who are about to rock, we salute you. And we present you with this incredibly awesome experience—professional caliber performing arts education and instruction to children, ages 7-17, through the Kids Rock Free Educational Program. This program provides free and low cost musical instruction education including piano, guitar, bass guitar, vocal performance, drums and combo band. Intrigued? Bring your school or group for a tour, including an inter-active demonstration, access to the exhibits and the visual arts gallery, and an optional scavenger hunt. 365 N. Main St., Corona, 951.735.2440; www.fendercenter.com. FLYING BEAR ZIP LINES. “I believe I can fly,” once sangeth R. Kelly, but never did he sing about zip linin’ his friendly face across gorgeous canyon scenery and through the tops of trees in Big Bear. And that’s where Flying Bear kicks in, offering five zip lines and an aerial platform that’s perched almost a hundred feet high. Two tours are offered, the “Black Bear” which takes about an hour-and-a-half and puts your ass flying down three different zip lines. And then there’s “The Grizzly” that’ll suspend your noggin’ across a canyon down five lines in around three hours’ time. The tours are guided by trained pros and offer some amazing views, but they’re not for everyone, as you must be at least 75 pounds, but no more than 250. Also, pregnant people and those with medical conditions are asked to consult with a medical provider before embarking on such an adventure. Open year round, everyday. Prices start around $65. At the top of Mill Creek Rd., Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3260; www.flyingbearziplines.com. GALLEANO WINERY. Galleano winemaking spans five generations, remaining family-owned, and claims to be California’s largest producer of Cucamonga Valley wines. Cantu-Galleano Ranch complex is listed on the California and National Register of Historic Places. 4231 Wineville Rd., Mira Loma, 951.685.5376; www. galleanowinery.com. GLEN EDEN SUN CLUB. See website for prices. Glen Eden is known as Southern California’s premier nudist resort and RV park. Interested clothes-free parties might be happy to know that first-time visitors get in free (see their website for the coupon). Entertainment, dining and sports are all part of the offerings, including tennis, volleyball and swimming. 25999 Glen Eden Rd., Corona, 951.277.4650; www. gleneden.com. THE GLEN IVY CENTER. Seeking some alone time away from the every day buzz of standard city living? Here’s a retreat that’s offering a relaxed and spacious experience on sacred land with creeks, walking paths and organic orchards. Get away from the distractions! 25005 Glen Ivy Rd., Corona, 951.277.8701; www.glenivy.org. GRABER OLIVES. Tours available throughout the year. In the fall, visitors may view the many

activities that center around the long and careful tradition of grading, curing and canning Graber olives. Can you think of a more romantic date? 315 E. 4th St., Ontario, 800.996.5483; www.graberolives.com. HADLEY FRUIT ORCHARDS. Open since 1931, Hadley’s offers dried fruits, nuts, and dates— they are famous for their rich and delicious date shakes. What I find most intriguing, however, is that they claim to be the originators of trail mix. Whoudathunk?! 48980 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.854.5655; www. hadleyfruitorchards.com. HANGAR 18. So, you’re all about hangin’ tuff. Well, then, maybe you’re ready to pit yourself against the 10,000+ square feet of climbing at SoCal’s tallest climbing gym. Whether you’re a serious climber or just curious about trying it out for the first time, this gym is ideal for climbers of any age and ability level. Newly renovated with a massive party deck, additional bouldering space, gymnastic flooring, and two new killer crack climbs, Hangar 18 is the perfect location for birthday parties, school or church groups, scout troops, climbing camps, teambuilding events, or family outings. They also offer Kung Fu and Hatha Yoga classes for those whose life involves being a little more “grounded.” 256 E. Stowell St. #A, Upland, 909.931.5991; 6935 Arlington Ave., Riverside, 951.359.5040; www. climbhangar18.com. HIGH ADVENTURE. Open daily, year-round, weather permitting. Call for prices and to schedule classes. The Website says, “Often the question comes up... What is the difference between ‘hang gliding’ and ‘paragliding’?” High Adventure—a business run by husbandand-wife team Rob and Dianne McKenzie— offers USHPA certified, personalized instruction and service in both sports, out of Andy Jackson Airport. Go for both the tandem and the solo lessons for the complete experience. Best of all, they’ve won lots of safety awards. 4231 Sepulveda Ave., San Bernardino, 909.379.9095; www.flytandem.com. HIGH DESERT FARMERS MARKET. There’s not only a bounty of fresh vegetables, fruits, and flowers, but also fun items like doggie treats, raw honey, kettle corn, stuffed olives, and so much more. Parking is free. 18422 Bear Valley Rd., Victorville, 760.247.3769; www.highdesertfarmersmarket. com. HIGH DESERT TEST SITES. See the website for more info and a timeline of exhibits. The High Desert Test Sites are a series of experimental art sites located along a stretch of desert communities including Pioneertown, Yucca Valley, Joshua Tree, 29 Palms and Wonder Valley. These sites provide alternative space for experimental works by both emerging and established artists. Most projects are meant to belong to no one and are intended to melt back into the landscape as new ones emerge, basically giving each piece its own chance to sink or swim. The goal is also to create an artistic community on a zero budget. Go to the Website to learn more about the group’s mission. It’s like Burning Man without the fire or repressed Silicon Valley thirtysomethings. From L.A., take the 10 east; exit on Hwy 62 (29 Palms Hwy) and head east toward 29 Palms; the sites are located between Yucca Valley and Wonder Valley. Info: www.highdeserttestsites. com. INLAND PARAFLITE INC. Call for packages and prices. California’s only year-round, full-time powered-parachute training center. There is so much to choose from—intro flights; the First Flight course where you go solo in the Powerchute Pegasus; and the full UFI course, which brings you to the level required to be endorsed to fly a PPC solo and puts you on a straight and level course to attain your own UFI rating. It sounds foreign to us, but it’s probably the coolest thing in the world to those who speak the language. Located in Apple Valley. Info: 760.242.3359; www.paraplane.com. INTEGRATRON. Curious? Well, the Integratron is “an acoustically perfect tabernacle and energy machine sited on a powerful geomagnetic vortex in the magical Mojave Desert.” Yeah. Basically, in the ’50s, George Van Tessel got abducted by aliens and then returned in order to build this dome based on the design of Moses’ Tabernacle, the writings of Nikola Tesla and telepathic directions from

extraterrestrials. Yeah. It was originally meant to be a rejuvenation and time machine, but today it is the only all-wood, acoustically perfect sound chamber in the U.S. Check out the Website—tons of activities happen out there, such as concerts, sky watchers, spiritual meetings, school trips and so much more. But you definitely can’t miss the Sound Bath—a 30-minute sonic healing session. Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins gives it two thumbs up. Yeah. 2477 Belfield Blvd., Landers, 760.364.3126; www.integratron.com. JIM WALLACE SKYDIVING SCHOOL. Who in their right mind would want to jump from a perfectly good airplane at 13,000 feet? Chuck Norris, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, and a whole lotta other people with a lot less money, that’s who. Gail Sims and Jim Wallace know what they’re doing— they do movie stunts, hold world records, and help pansies like us to fall through the air with confidence and ease. 2091 Goetz Rd., Perris, 800.795.3483; www.jimwallaceskydiving.com. JOSEPH FILIPPI WINERY & VINEYARDS. You must go to the Website and read the history of this place—it’s worthy of a Brian Grazer film, starring Tom Hanks. They also allow you to select custom labels when you purchase wine, and make a point of offering non-alcoholic beverages to your designated driver. Oh, and their yummy wine wins heaps of awards. 12467 Baseline Rd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.899.5755; www. josephfilippiwinery.com. JURUPA MOUNTAINS CULTURAL CENTER. A nonprofit Family-Oriented Learning Facility (or FOLF), featuring fun programs in archaeology, geology, paleontology and earth sciences. Their goal is to teach awareness and respect for the earth and its inhabitants through handson educational programs. They offer field trips, specialty classes, nature school classes and the Earth Science Museum, as well as the largest dinosaur egg collection in North America. 7621 Granite Hill Dr., Riverside, 951.685.5818; www. jmcc.us K1 SPEED ONTARIO. Who doesn’t love to drive their hearts out? Well, you can’t take tight turns and mash the throttle with glee when travelling on public roads (at least, we don’t advise you do that), but you can surely let ‘em rip once you’re behind the wheel at this top-notch indoor karting track. These high-performance electric karts run on two race tracks (which can be combined for special functions), featuring a high-grip asphalt surface, plus there’s enough space for birthday parties and meetings. Hook up with the Arrive and Drive package that allows folks to compete in a 14-lap race against friends or competitors for the fastest lap time. There’s even an adult racing league, just in case you’re looking to get serious about karting your non-minor heart out. Best of all, you won’t be seeing any flashing lights in your rear view mirror after flooring it. 5350 E. Ontario Mills Pkwy., Ontario, 909.980.0286; www.k1speed.com. THE KIMBERLY CREST HOUSE & GARDEN TOUR. Be sure to strap on your walking shoes if you opt for the daytime docent-led tour of the Kimberly Crest House, Carriage House exhibit and Gift Shop (surprise), along with a guided tour through the gardens and grounds. There is a lot to be said for the rejuvenating nature of a little beauty. And nature. Enjoy the terraced Italian gardens, orange groves, Koi ponds and the picturesque chateau with a French revival parlor complete with gilt furniture and silk damask wall coverings. The tour is approximately two hours. Visitors should expect to be on their feet for an extended period of time and have to navigate stairs as well as sloped lawns. Closed in Aug. Kimberly Crest House & Gardens, 1325 Prospect Dr., Redlands, 909.792.2111; www.kimberlycrest.org. LEMON CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. This 10,000 square foot museum celebrates Corona’s past history as the “Lemon Capital of the World” during the 1930-40s. It sits at the center of the former Corona Lemon Company, which, at 2,000 acres, was believed to have been the largest single lemon ranch in California. The park now utilizes 11 historic buildings, houses and packing sheds as a sort of artist’s colony. Artists-in-residence include sculptors, painters, muralists, life-drawers, glass blowers, weavers and woodworkers. You can watch them work or take classes yourself. An operating beneficial

bug farm is also on site as well as a quaint farmer’s market. Before you leave, make sure to stop by the small gift shop featuring “everything lemon.” Corona Heritage Park & Museum, 510 W. Foothill Pkwy., Corona, 951.898.0687; www.coronaheritage.org. LEONESSE CELLARS. The word Leonesse, meaning “village of dreams,” is the inspiration behind this winery’s quest to create world-class wines from the Temecula Valley (not to be confused with Field of Dreams, which is about world-class baseball players). They have won numerous awards, including one for “White Merlot,” which I have never heard of. Have yourself a taste when you pop in for a tour of the enchanting grounds or to take in one of their popular concerts. 38311 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.7601; www.leonessecellars. com. MAURICE CAR’RIE WINERY. This winery, centered around a large Victorian-style farmhouse nestled amidst rolling hills, was founded by Budd and Maurice C. Van Roekel in 1986. Today the winery is run by new owners Buddy and Cheri Linn. (Apparently you have to be named Bud to own this place.) The winery offers a pineappleflavored champagne and a popular pinot noir, amongst other award-winning wines products. They also have a famous baked brie served in sourdough bread. 34225 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.676.1711; www. mauricecarriewinery.com. MOTOCROSS VACATION. SoCal is the Mecca of the motocross industry. If your bag is heartpumping adrenaline rides organized on your choice of five of the world’s top tracks, then check out one of MXV’s full service vacations. All packages include everything you need to enjoy the thrill of motocross: bikes, fuel, entry fees, pit set-up with support from friendly and knowledgeable staff, food, drinks, transportation, tours, training and more. And best of all, at the end of the day, they load up, clean, and prep the bikes for the next day of incredible riding. 31221 Saddleback Ln., Menifee, 909.772.8082; www.

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calendar motocrossvacation.com. ORANGE EMPIRE RAILWAY MUSEUM. Wanna see big machinery? How’s about checking out a museum with a massive collection of railcars and locomotives? If this doesn’t tickle your high torque transportation fancy, then how’s about the fact that you, yes you, can actually get behind the wheel (well, there ain’t a wheel when we’re talking rails here, I suppose) of a locomotive and rent one for an hour! Access to the museum grounds is free, riding the trains costs $12 for adults and $8 children 5-11. Free for children under 5. Actually being able to operate a locomotive: $190 an hour. All aboard! 2201 S. A St., Perris, 951.657.2605 or 951.943.3020; www.oerm.org. PERRIS VALLEY SKYDIVING. Perris Valley Skydiving, the largest skydiving center in North America, offers so many ways for you to fall out of the sky, I can’t even begin to tell you. Spectators are welcome to recline on the grassy lawn and watch the parachutes play against the blue sky. But everyone can enjoy the 3,600 sq. ft. Bombshelter Bar and Grill, which contains a comprehensive collection of skydiving memorabilia, as well as num-nums. 2091 Goetz Rd., Perris, 800.832.8818; www. skydiveperris.com. PIONEERTOWN. Pioneertown was built in 1946 as a movie set for western movies. Productions shot at the site included Range Rider, Annie Oakley, Buffalo Bill Jr., The Gene Autry Show and Cisco Kid. Check out Pappy & Harriet’s (for drinkin’ ‘n’ rockin’), Pioneer Bowl (bowlin’ ‘n’ eatin’), Pioneertown Motel (sleep where the stars slept), Historic Hayden Ranch (to really feel like a movie cowboy), and Rimrock Ranch Cabins (“The High Desert Getaway for Stressed-out City Dwellers”). If you’re there in the summer, weekends offer an Old West reenactment. We have the feeling someone will be pushing up daisies. And since you’re there, be sure to stop into Pappy & Harriet’s for beers and blues, rock, alt-country and more. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown; www. pioneertown.com. website doesn’t work PONTE WINERY. The Ponte family purchased this lush property over 20 years ago, but at first they sold their grapes to other wineries. They now proudly offer a full array of wines under their own label. Their new winemaker, Robert Cartwright, is a hands-on kind of guy available to answer your wine questions in the tasting room every Fri, 3pm-4pm. Cartwright’s education includes chemistry, environmental science and enology (the study of wine and the making of wine). Who knew there was so much science behind it? 35053 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.694.8855; www.pontewinery. com. RANCHO SANTA ANA BOTANICAL GARDENS. California’s got an immensely diverse cross section of vegetation and plant life, and perhaps nowhere is that collection better represented than at the Rancho Santa Ana Botanical Garden. Situated near the heart of the Claremont Village and the prestigious colleges, this garden sports over 80 acres, featuring an incredible array of flowers, trees and brush, all with the backdrop of a majestic mountain range. Take a brisk walk and get your cardiovascular workout going, or just make it a slow stroll through the pathways that wind their way through the grounds. Admission is free, but there is a suggested donation to help keep the non-profit park in top form. 1500 N. College Ave., Claremont, 909.625.8767; www.rsabg.org. REDLANDS MARKET NIGHT. Established in 1988, this certified farmers market is one of the most successful in Southern California. An atmosphere of lighted trees, brick sidewalks and historic buildings holds over 150 food and merchandise booths as well as downtown shopkeepers who stay open late. There are clowns, magicians, horse-drawn carriage rides, face painters and live music in every genre. Smoking and animals are not permitted, and children under the age of 18 must be accompanied by an adult after 8pm. Thurs, 6-9pm. Downtown Redlands, 909.798.7548; www.

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redlandsmarketnight.com. RILEY’S FARM. This farm has apples, raspberries, pears and sunflowers, amongst other crops. But that’s only the beginning. Why not check out the Colonial Farm Life Adventure, the Revolutionary War Adventure, or the Old Joe Homestead Tour. Or, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, the Revolutionary War Overnight Adventure, dinner programs, and you-pick fruit. Go online to find out what it’s all about. 12261 S. Oak Glen Rd., Oak Glen, 909.797.7534; www. rileysfarm.com. RIVERSIDE CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Bring lots of small bills and change. Good people would also bring their own bags. Year-round. Fri, 8:30am-12pm. 5261 Arlington Ave., Riverside; www.cafarmersmarkets.com. ROBERT RENZONI VINEYARDS AND WINERY. Nestled in a dozen acres in the southern portion of the Temecula Wine Country, this winery is the newest entry in the local batch of great grapes. However the owners aren’t new to the winemaking tradition, which has been part of the family for over a century. This father and son operation features a 4,000 square foot tasting room and production facility, and though they’ve just barely got their winery started, they’re already a featured wine in several restaurants. 37350 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.8466; www.robertrenzonivineyards.com. SAN BERNARDINO CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Tues, 5:30pm-9:30pm. Year-round. Ferris Hill Park, E. Highland Ave. at Valencia Ave., San Bernardino; www.cafarmersmarkets.com. SOUTH COAST WINERY RESORT AND SPA. Get away for a while and enjoy the holistic peace of this resort which features a winery, spa and restaurant. This relaxing location will bring down anyone’s stress level to a healthy low! 34843 Rancho California Rd., Temecula. 951.587.9463; www.wineresort.com. STARDUST SKATING CENTER. Intro to Derby Skating with the Inland Empire Derby Divas happens every Sun, 10:30am. $5 admission. $2 skate rental. 2167 N. Lugo Ave., San Bernardino, 909.883.1103; www.myspace.com/ stardustskatingcenter. STATE STREET WINERY. This winery is one of the newest kids on the State Street block, but its offerings of Cran Chi Chi (fresh cranberryinfused Chainto) and Chilean Cabernet (dark and peppery notes) lend a refreshing departure to Downtown Redlands’ usual wine-and-dine scene. Very “special” grape juice is the order of the day, and proprietor Janet Harter is there to make sure your tasting experience goes down smooth and refreshing. 404 E. State St., Redlands, 909.798.4300; www. statestreetwineryredlands.com. SURFER DAVE’S HAUNTED THEATER. A walking tour through the historic Granada Theater in Ontario takes you back in time into the 1920s. Check out locations not generally open to the public and hear about all the famous folks that’ve made the place so special. Surfer Dave’s your host, telling you all about mystery and suspense that surrounds the location and there’s even talk of meeting “visitors from the other side.” Admission: $15. Call ahead for reservations. 303 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.292.8415; www.granadaghosttours. wordpress.com. TEMECULA OLD TOWN CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Sat, 8am-12pm. Year-round. 6th St. at Old Town Front St., Temecula;www. cafarmersmarkets.com. TEMECULA PROMENADE CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Wed, 9am-1pm. Year-round. Winchester Rd. at Ynez Rd., Temecula; www. cafamersmarkets.com. THORNTON WINERY. Opened in 1988, Thornton winery combines old world style with new world taste. Check out their multiple-award-winning restaurant, Café Champagne, the Champagne Jazz Series on the Mediterranean fountain terrace and their winery tours. Oh, and try their specialty—the sparkling wine champagne made with the Methode Champenoise. 32575 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.699.0099; www.thorntonwine.com.

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calendar THRESH|HOLD. Are you adventurous and want physical stimulation but hate the staleness of standard gyms? Head down to Riverside for a unique rock climbing experience that will get your heart pumpin’ and your muscles sore. Known as bouldering, this workout focuses on the strength of your body through bursts of energetic movements. And the routes, known as problems, require ingenuity and curiousness to explore the limits of your own body. (Don’t worry, there’s a crash pad and trained spotters to help you, might you slip a little.) They also offer yoga classes as well as themed events. Check out the calendar on their website. 2111 Iowa Ave. Unit A, Riverside, 951.742.8479; www.climbth.com. TOM’S FARMS. With several restaurants on site (including a burger stand, Señor Tom’s Mexican food, a cheese and wine deli and their own pizzeria), a Sweet Shoppe, home furnishings and gifts, rides on an 19th --century, steam-propelled train and the carousel, plus live music every weekend, this farm is a lot more than just dried fruit and nuts. Speaking of nuts, check out Anthony the Magic every Sat, 12pm & 2pm, for a half-hour show of doves, straightjackets, audience participation and large illusions with a lovely assistant. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., Corona, 951.277.4422; www. tomsfarms.com and www.anthonythemagic.com. UCR BOTANIC GARDENS. Gardens include Alder, Rose, Herb, Cactus, Iris, Lilac, Subtropical Fruit, South African, Boysie Day Baja, and many more. Other highlights are the Geodesic Lath Dome, hiking trails, and a pond that is home to turtles and koi. It’s the perfect place to get away from it all and suck up a little more oxygen. $2 suggested donation. UC Riverside, 900 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.6962; www.botanicgardens.ucr. edu. WIND FARM TOURS. Tour site located at I-10 & Indian Ave. on N. Frontage Rd. (20th Ave.) 1 1/4 miles west. Call for reservations. Travel through

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a forest of gigantic wind turbines. Seriously, you know you want to.Call for tour reservations at 760.320.1365. THE WINE TAILOR. This newer winery resides in the oldest winery building in California (circa 1839). It’s the perfect place for a historical tour, a concert or a wedding. Newlyweds-to-be can go to the winery and actually make their own wine, complete with a personal label. Actually, anyone can do it because the Wine Tailor is a custom winery i.e. they buy their grapes rather than grow them, and can make small batches to order. Otherwise you can simply enjoy the winery’s award winning bottles. 8916 Foothill Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.481.5050; www.thewinetailor.com. YOGAM CENTER. This yoga center is a recent addition to the area, featuring classes and workshops for folks of all ages, including yoga for kids, mommy & me yoga, stress relief yoga (hey, we need that!) and introduction to meditation. 9720 Central Ave., Montclair, 909.625.1400; www. yogamcenter.org.

off road BIG PINE FLAT TRAIL. A 25-mile trail course gives off-roaders a great, leisurely ride through the scenic San Bernardino National Forest. Off Green Valley Lake Rd. in the San Bernardino Forest, San Bernardino. CACTUS FLATS. Perfect for camping and all-day riding. This self-contained area of the forest is a hot spot for off-road enthusiasts. A National Forest Adventure Pass is required before riding. Off Hwy. 18, east of Big Bear, 909.866.3437. GLEN HELEN RACEWAY. Besides being the home of professional racing in Southern California, Glen Helen has a three-mile Baja style racecourse, three dirt bike tracks and onsite camping. 18585 Verdemont Ranch Rd., San Bernardino, 909.880.3090; www.glenhelen.com.

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Word Nuts. That’s what this is. I got an email, then a typed letter, reminding me that my son’s school is a “nut-free establishment.” Not only is he supposed to refrain from smuggling in any PB&J’s, they want us to scrub him down prior to entering school for “nut remnants.” The school even has taped signs on the doors with a cartoon peanut in a red circle with a line through it. Nut remnants: These nut allergies, they’re serious stuff. My son’s school isn’t the only place that’s gone nuts. All over America they’re nutrageous. Just this week, an entire school district in Massachusetts banned peanuts prompting one online reader of the Daily Hampshire Gazette to post, “When peanuts are outlawed, only outlaws will have peanuts.” The number of American children living with nut allergies appears to have tripled between 1997 and 2008, according to the Centers for Disease Control. It affects 1 in every 13 kids under 18. (That’s roughly two in every classroom.) If this threat was giant angry killer bees or eye-sucking weevils, maybe I could understand it. Or if somehow all of the pretentious bottled water we’ve been drinking for the last three decades had turned our kidneys into lemon frappes, then yes, that would also probably still make more sense. But c’mon. This is peanuts. This is Jif and Skippy’s. It’s the same brown gooey paste they’ve been digging out of the ground and smearing on sandwich bread since George Washington Carver. When I was a kid, I didn’t know a single child who was allergic to nuts. We used to think it was a big deal if one kid had an inhaler. Was everybody just tougher? Do kids just complain more? Is that even possible? I tend to believe it’s a combination of several factors. It’s probably pesticides, antibiotics, pollutants and global warming. And if you believe the Republicans, somehow Obama is involved. I also believe you can’t continually wash your hands with antibacterial soap that boasts, “kills 99 percent of all germs!” without the other 1 percent finally rising up and taking its revenge. You mark my words: That angry 1 percent of germs are nestled deep inside the crevasses of your dark, powdery nuts. (I’m not sure what that

sentence even means, but it sure was fun to write.) If you spend your kids’ lives hosing them down with Purell and handi-wipes, and rubbing their noses with aloe moisturized Kleenex, it’s no wonder they can be taken down by a withered piece of peanut brittle. Not all germs are bad. And if they are, so what? Sometimes you need a little crap in your life. Some researchers have suggested that our overly hygienic lifestyles have hamstrung our ability to build up the proper antibodies. Others believe what we have is not an epidemic of nut allergies, but an epidemic of doctors diagnosing nut allergies and overly protective helicopter parents. Somewhere along the way we started sanding over the rough edges and putting protective bumpers over every sharp corner. Everyone became special, every experience had to be unlimited and nobody got to be bored or disappointed anymore. Obviously there’s no direct correlation between that and nut allergies, but it’s the mentality that everyone and everything has to be perfect, purified and crystal clear like it’s been run through a Brita water filter. Maybe if things were a little less rounded and symmetrical, we could all enjoy the imperfect essence of a dirty, salty peanut. I’m not here to denigrate nut allergies. Of the roughly 3.3 million Americans who have nut allergies, about 150 die from allergy-related causes each year, according to the British Medical Journal. But another 100 people die every year from lightning. And 45,000 people die from car crashes. You can’t draw a cartoon picture and put a line through everything. We all can’t live in your “zone.” You shouldn’t. Life is dangerous, but it’s also interesting and beautiful and terrifying and wonderful. If my son’s school wants to be a nutfree zone, then sure. So be it. Whatever. Let him eat bologne. Last week he tried to eat my car keys. IE

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