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“PHANTASMAGORIA” REVEALS THE DARKNESS WITHIN | MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK AND GOOD OL’ ROCK | NOTHING BEATS THE ORIGINAL PANDA

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Motion City Soundtrack—awesome rock with a crazy hair-do.

Photo By Lizeeth Covarrubias

THE DARKNESS WITHIN

Am I The Man Who Suddenly Explodes by Lee Balan

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The Best Man Holiday is here—finally a seasonal movie worth seeing!

Photo Courtesy of Panda Inn

Ne-Yo has still got it goin’ on . . .

Honor the memory and filmography of Stanley Kramer at the Stanley Kramer Film Festival.

Whatever “Crill” means, €RiLL¥ FAM is full of punkedout energy—and its our band of the week!

HOLIDAY MIRACLE

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Marks Art Center’s “Phantasmagoria” appeals to each viewer’s internally twisted thoughts.

CALENDAR

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KEEP IT €RiLL

DITCH THE EXPRESS

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Fast-food Chinese has no place at Ontario’s Panda Inn.

We haven’t found a cure for cancer and we don’t have flying cars . . . but you know what this century has given us?

Urine powered robots.

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Cover design by Tommy LaFleur and Steven Myrdahl Cover photo by Kimberly Johnson

A lot of pretty monumental events happened over the years on November 6 . . . Face it, horoscopes are pure truths, just like the internet.

IT’S TIME FOR GO

FINAL WORD

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It’s not everyday that the IE gets its own soccer team!

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Residents in Wildomar make their voices heard regarding contaminated land and homes.

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06 | !Ask a Mexican!

12 | Dining Guide 26 | Planet Waves

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Local News

Fighting for Their Lives Chemical poisoning in Wildomar homes

By Alex Distefano

It has been over a year, since a group of residents in the Riverside County town of Wildomar have voiced their frustration, fear and concern over contaminants in their homes they claim is affecting their health.

But, last week, several state agencies finally conducted further tests at the 61-home Autumnwood housing tract, in an area just off the 15 freeway, on Palomar Street. The homes in the neighborhood are also near several churches and Wildomar Elementary School.

The Weekly spoke to a former resident of this area of Wildomar, Xonia Villanueva, who said that because of unknown contaminants coming from their home, the family had to leave, out of health and safety concerns; they fear that an unknown contaminant either in the air, soil or even ground water are making people severely sick to this day.

“During that time, we all got sicker and sicker,” she said. “My daughters, husband and I, all began to get bad colds and flu we could not fight off. We had lung lining infections and long lasting bouts of a nasty strain of pneumonia where your lungs are full of inflammation. She said that the symptoms escalated and would not go away. “My young daughter had trouble breathing at one point; we all got rashes, chronic nose bleeds, swollen lymph nodes, bronchitis, and I got sleep apnea, headache, and my daughters also suffered gastrointestinal problems. The list goes on and on.”

Villanueva said that it all began just after her family moved to Wildomar’s Autumnwood, in 2006. She said back then, no connection was made to the sickness at first. But then something happened. “We discovered a problem in our home after cleaning out our kitchen island, I thought maybe it was mold, because after this I noticed I started to get lung problems,” she said. “We finally got the developer to come out and investigate, and they told us they would have to fix everyone else’s home—I think they saw the bigger problem.”

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Villanueva said that she realized that her neighbors were at the time also dealing with similar health problems, and two women in their 30s both died of pneumonia, which was reported by the Press Enterprise and local news website Patch.

Villanueva said that the group of neighbors had to eventually file a group lawsuit against the developer, when nothing was being done, and it has been a tremendously painful, uphill battle that has gone on for several years. The health problems were so intense, according to Villanueva, that in June 2012, the family had to move out. “My family could not take it, we weren’t able to eat or sleep. We couldn’t take it anymore; we left because we detected an unknown chemical odor throughout the house.” She said that since then, she, along with other neighbors in the area, began making calls, and reporting their complaints and concerns to the city and various agencies.

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Control, which is run by The California Environmental Protection Agency, had workers collect samples of groundwater, soil and underground gas from various locations in the Autumnwood neighborhood. Earlier this year, the South Coast Air Quality Management District (SCAQMD) took test samples in the area, and said the results showed an insignificant level of contaminants, that would not affect the health of residents.

But Villanueva said that most residents don’t trust these results. She said that the group of neighbors hired independent contractors to also test for various contaminants. “We hired someone to test for mold in January, 2010,” she said.

“There was this one test by the developer

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that was inconclusive it showed a small number of mold spores, but they told us it wasn’t enough to make us sick.”

She said that they brought an Industrial Hygienist to test, and in terms of mold, the results were inconclusive. But, another contaminant was discovered. “They told us we could go back but we refused, and after more tests they found Volatile Organic Compounds, (VOCs) were present in our home, outside and indoors. It could be the soil or ground water, which was not tested. These chemicals do not belong in someone’s home.”

Villanueva said shortly after this discovery, more families reported similar symptoms, and some members of the community went to the city. “They told us eventually they couldn’t do anything because of legal reasons,” she said. “We had to get the help of Penny Newman, from a non-profit organization called the Center for Community Action and Environmental Justice. She has helped us immensely guiding us through this all, and making sure our voices have been and will continue to be heard. The agencies we’ve all sought to help us have been evasive.”

She mentioned that families are still sick and new families are moving into the area, and they also fall to the symptoms that plague residents and former residents.

Despite it all, she said that throughout this entire frustrating ordeal she just wants the truth to be known, and getting these tests to be conducted is a step in the right direction.

“It’s been very frustrating dealing with these agencies for all this time, they have done nothing but try to cover this up,” she said. “The last count we had over 30 homes that reported illnesses over a dozen homes that have been independently tested and each one of them had contaminants.”

The fight is not over, and Villanueva said that the group of residents will not go away and will be eagerly awaiting results from the current tests, which will be available in Dec. “Something is there we know it for a fact we just have to wait for the test results to get back,” Villanueva told the Weekly. “This is such an injustice for our community. We cannot go on doing nothing about it anymore. This isn’t a case where moving out makes you better, many of us who moved are still very sick, and this is not right. Depending on the tests results, we will take this higher—to the EPA if we have to.” IE

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By Alex Bradley

2012 - Vladimir Putin fires his defense minister over a corruption scandal but questions remain about what really was behind the downfall over a man who has overseen the most radial defense reform in Russia in decades.

2013 - Country Music Awards. Equally as important as the rest. BOOM. You just got schooled.

Wednesday, November 6

Today is the 310th day of 2013. There are 55 days left in the year. What’s that? You want to know why today is such a rad day? Alrighty then.

1860 - Abraham Lincoln is elected president of the United States.

1869 - The first intercollegiate American football game in the United States takes place between Rutgers and Princeton University in New Brunswick, New Jersey.

1913 - Mohandas K. Gandhi is arrested as he leads a protest march of Indian miners in South Africa.

1937 - Italy joins German-Japanese anti-Communist pact.

1942 - Tidal wave kills 10,000 people in Bengal, India.

1970 - Italy formally recognizes China.

1996 - About 1,000 people are killed when a cyclone hits Andhra Pradesh state in southern India. It is the deadliest cyclone in India since 1977, when more than 10,000 people were killed, also in Andhra Pradesh.

1997 - Severe flooding kills 31 people in western Spain and eastern Portugal.

1999 - Australians, refusing to shake their colonial past, reject a referendum to make their nation the world’s 147th republic and drop Britain’s queen as their head of state.

2004 - An armed group fires on a police station in Haiti’s third largest city of Gonaives, prompting officers to flee while an unknown number of prisoners escape and more than 100 people start a flurry of looting.

2006 - A German utility confirms it caused a weekend outage that left millions of people in several countries without power, but denies that the blackout revealed a lack of investment in Europe’s power grids.

2007 - Astronomers say a new planet has been discovered orbiting a sun-like star 41 light years away, making it the first known planetary quintet outside our solar system.

2008 - Jigme Khesar Namgyal Wangchuck becomes Bhutan’s first king since its transformation to democracy.

Thursday, November 7

Curious about the CMAs? Well you missed one heck of a show.

Country stars Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley mocked Obamacare (in song, of course) during their opening act at the Country Music Awards on Wednesday night, to thunderous laughter from the audience.

After “twerking” his back, Paisley is led through the user-friendly sign up process that registered a whole six people on its first day.

“Oh it’s great,” Underwood gushes. “I started signing up last Thursday, and I’m almost done!”

Friday, November 8

Saturday, November 9

My horoscope today told me, “One way to show your love for a person is to give that person a nickname.

With the cosmic forces inspiring your imagination in quirky ways, you’ll think of the best contenders.”

And horoscope gurus were right. I sent an email to every single one of my co-workers giving them amazing and inspiring nicknames . . .

Smelly, Grumpy, Loud Guy, Preggo, Shy Girl, Nerdy McNerdsalot and Mr. Creepy . . .

Don’t be jealous of my inherent wordsmith talent and cosmic force inspired quirk.

Sunday, November 10

Speaking of cosmic force inspired quirk, have you been to omgcatsinspace.tumblr.com? Because it is by far the best website on the face of the planet.

Monday, November 11

President Obama toured the Port of New Orleans today, and believe it or not, he’s apologetic.

The President told Chuck Todd of NBC News, “I’m sorry they are finding themselves in this situation based on assurances they got from me. We’ve got to work hard to make sure that they know we hear them and we are going to do everything we can to deal with folks who find themselves in a tough position as a consequence of this.”

The President also says he got burned by the Obamacare website not working. Surprise, surprise, he said he is deeply frustrated by the website issues.

If the President of America can’t get a friggin’ website to work, what kind of faith are we supposed to have in the internet gods for the future?

Irony is fun.

Veterans Day is a nice day to honor our family members and friends that have served our country in battle. It’s a very weird and difficult life choice to be in the armed forces. They deserve something more than just a day of appreciation, but that’s what we’ve got for now. Take just one or two minutes to say thank you to someone you know who has served.

It’s one of the hardest things people can go and do, and not everyone can. (slow clap . . . build to full blow applause . . . slight tear in the eye . . . salute.)

Tuesday, November 12

Take a break. Google something fun and click “I’m Feeling Lucky.”

Live life on the wild side. IE

BULLETIN KEEPING AN EYE ON THE COAST About 600 million years ago, oxygen began rising in the atmosphere and Earth’s oceans dramatically rose, allowing marine life to flourish. However, around 93.9 million years ago, much of the marine life became extinct due to a shift in the oxygen levels of the ocean. A new find by biogeochemists from University of California, Riverside led researchers to facts that at the time, the oceans of Earth were oxygen-free and hydrogen sulfide-rich—which coincidentally led to a lack of metals and nutrients in seawater. This discovery was made through the analyzation of a collection of seafloor mud samples from England and Italy. According to Timothy W. Lyons, a biogeochemistry professor at UCR, even today the rising temperature of seawater notes a slowly dropping percentage of oxygen.

“In the face of these concerns, our findings from the warm, oxygen-poor ancient ocean may be a warning shot about yet another possible perturbation to marine ecology in the future.” Only time will tell if Earth’s oceans will undergo a similar toxic extinction due to lack of oxygen, but knowing is certainly half the battle. IE

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BY Gustavo Arellano

BY Chuck Shepherd

News of the

¡ASK A

MEXICAN! Dear Mexican: Could it really be possible for a terrorist to sneak into the U.S. through the southern border, or is that just more fearmongoring from the conservatives?

Not Crazy about Quds Dear Gabacho: Of course it’s possible, but we’re really not going to know until we find out, right? American officials have gone on the record as stating drug cartels have established ties with groups like Hamas and Hezbollah yet haven’t offered conclusive proof (and that rumor you heard about Al Qaeda establishing camps in Mexico to train terrorists to look like my Tío Lencho? Pinche false).

But I don’t think the cartels are so pendejo to assist terrorists hell-bent on destroying America from within— after all, they already have that market to themselves.

Some years ago we attended a family reunion in Cuba, New Mexico where the Mexican branch of the family put on a skit and they used a recording of a song but it has gone missing and we all would love to find a source to purchase this song. The family says it was an old 45 rpm record but they can’t find it now and don’t know who the artist was. It’s a gas of a song and if you’ve never heard it before, I would bet you would have a good laugh over it. The song is about a young Mexican boy who falls in love with a girl [can’t remember her name.] His Daddy tells the boy he can’t marry the girl so the boy asks the Daddy why. The Daddy replies something like “Maria is your sister but your Mama don’t know.” In frustration the boy goes over and cries to his Mama about the situation and the song ends with the Mama smirking and telling the son not to worry because “Your Daddy’s not your Daddy but your Daddy don’t know.”

A friend suggested the song might be titled “Hey, Pepito” but we’re just not sure. Perhaps in your

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travels, or over the radio audience you might be able to help me find the correct title and maybe even a source to obtain the track.

A Mexican New Mexican Dear Wabette: The name of the canción your family played is called “Ay Pepito!” because that’s the memorable chorus of the song (and the girl you mentioned was Marie). The performer was Baby Gaby, part of the Sanchez dynasty of New Mexican music headed by the legendary Al Hurricane (who once played at one of your humble Mexican’s book signings in ABQ). But the song’s real name is “Shame and Scandal in the Family,” and Gaby most likely covered the version sung by Mexican-American artist Trini Lopez.

Lopez, in turned, joined legendary American recording artists like the Stylistics and Johnny Cash in covering a song called “Shame and Scandal” recorded by ska and reggae titans ranging from the Skatalites to the Wailers (with Peter Tosh in the lead).

They, in turn, were giving their spin to a calypso classic originally grabada by Sir Lancelot in the 1940s. And if you think Mexicans taking inspiration from calypso is strange, you obviously don’t know the similarly tangled history of “Esa Chica Me Vacila” (“That Chick Teases Me”), the techno-banda favorite

by Banda Vallarta Show, a remake of the punta ditty “Ella Me Vacila” (“She Teases Me”) by Grupo Kazzabe, itself taken from “Lady Teaser” by Byron Lee and the Dragonaires, who got his inspiration for the track from the soca standard “Teaser” by Becket.

Back to Baby Gaby: Give him credit for Mexicanizing the song by crooning the lyrics in a Jose Jimenez accent and giving the previously nameless character of the tale the nombre Pepito, proving that there are some New Mexicans not afraid of their Mexican roots.

Ask the Mexican at themexican@ askamexican.net, be his fan on Facebook, follow him on Twitter @ gustavoarellano or ask him a video question at youtube.com/askamexicano!

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Weird

LEAD STORY

Downtown London residences are known to be staggeringly expensive, but media blogger Sam Cookney calculated in October just how much.

Cookney said he can live in an upscale apartment in Barcelona, Spain, and commute almost every workday to London (700 miles away) for less money than a modest central London rental.

(Sixteen commuter days over four weeks a month would run, in pounddollar equivalents: $2,420 for a West Hampstead rental, $121 council tax, and $188 transit travel card, totaling $2,730.

Barcelona, in euro-dollar equivalents: $938 for a three-bedroom flat with three balconies near transit, no tax, $47 daily round-trip on Ryanair, $32 a day in airport transportation, totaling $2,202—a savings of $528 a month.)

Plus, he said, sunny Barcelona is on the Mediterranean. (On the other hand, Cookney luckily can work on the plane, for each flight is two hours long.)

CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE

Lawyers for Radu Dogaru, who is on trial in Romania for stealing masterpieces last year from the Kunsthal museum in Rotterdam, Netherlands, said the heist was also the museum’s fault—for having such unimaginably lax security—and that if the museum did not admit that, Dogaru would sue. Museum officials said they had tracked some of the works to Dogaru’s mother, who is claiming ignorance, and the son’s lawyers hope to discount any insurance-company judgments against her by spreading the blame.

The online retailer Amazon.com maintains a side business of operating massive Internet-capacity “cloud” farms and contracts out space to some of the world’s largest entities, including U.S. government agencies. In a case brought to light in October by a U.S. Court of Claims ruling, Amazon had won its bid against IBM for a cloud contract with the CIA, but had gone a step further by actually improving the CIA’s system and implementing a better plan. In the bizarre world of government contracts, that created a “fairness” problem, as IBM argued that its rights were violated because the specified contract work was no longer exactly what was being done (i.e., the client’s work was being done better).

IBM lodged a time-consuming protest, but later dropped the suit.

Update: Perhaps thousands of Baghdad residents have been killed by bomb couriers who had passed through supposedly secure checkpoints that were “equipped” with useless ADE-

651 bomb “detectors,” but the devices were surely to be history following the April fraud conviction of the British scam artist who made $75 million selling them. (American officials had warned Iraqis for years that the ADE651 was basically a novelty golf-ball finder.) However, despite the debunking evidence brought out at trial, Iraqi police continue to use them, according to an October dispatch in London’s The Independent, with the September death toll at nearly 1,000 from bombers who passed through checkpoints, past silent ADE-651s. Even Prime Minister alMaliki vouches that the ADE works “up to 60 percent” of the time.

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

In September, San Diego Superior Court Judge Patricia Cookson, perhaps sensing an autumnal whiff of romance in the courthouse, agreed to perform the wedding ceremony, in her courtroom, of Mr. Danne Desbrow and his fiancee, Destiny—and even to serve the lucky couple homemade cake afterward. However, Judge Cookson did all of this immediately after sentencing Desbrow to a 53-year-to-life term for first-degree murder and for threatening a witness.

Many parents long for armed protection for their kids at school, but a few parents at Entz Elementary in Mesa, Ariz., have the opposite concern—and demanded that local cop (and parent) Scott Urkov not wear his service weapon, or uniform, when he drops his child off in the morning.

The principal sided with the complaining parents (although at least one mother defended Urkov, albeit defining the issue primarily as “his right” to be in uniform as he heads off to work).

The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development has been delaying a decision for months about whether to punish the Apache ASL Trails housing complex in Tempe, Ariz., for the sin of renting 85 percent of its units to the hearing-impaired—for whom the facility was actually designed (equipped with comfort and safety features to serve the deaf). However, HUD has threatened to withhold federal funding because Apache is suspected of illegally discriminating against the nonhearing-impaired (who under guidelines should, HUD believes, occupy threefourths of Apache’s units). State officials and Arizona’s congressional delegation have voiced pride in Apache’s mission, but the HUD secretary’s indecisiveness has left Apache tenants in limbo, according to a September Arizona Republic report.

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By Nancy Powell

Move over Quakes and 66ers! Another lean and mean minor league wrecking machine has come to town, and they’re playing weekly games at Ontario’s Citizens Business Bank Arena. Meet the Ontario Fury, Bernie Lilavois’ latest entry into the Professional Arena Soccer League (PASL). Their logo (created by native IErs Matt Clark and Frank Bustos) consists of fiercely angry eyes whose stare blazes holes into the beholder, a firm representation of the area, the team and the passion.

Emblazoned on its black and white pentagonal ridges of a soccer ball, it recalls the fury of an angry kung fu panda.

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A Sound Track for the Taking: Remember the Name, “20% Skill, 80% Fear”

“There are powerful elements that the area is known for—the heat, the wind,” says Lilavois, co-owner, team president and head coach of the Fury. “It also speaks to the energy that is growing as the Inland Empire expands into the best small sports market in the nation. Fury fit in with what we’re trying to build our team’s core principles around. We want to bring passion, power and a sense of fury to everything our organization does.”

Lilavois had been eyeing the Inland Empire for a while. His former team, the Anaheim Bolt, had just suspended operations indefinitely after two seasons due to rising costs and low attendance.

Developing a second pro-soccer team in an area where soccer was popular and which demonstrated enthusiastic support for sports franchises over the past four to five years, according to Lilavois, was a no-brainer. With the closing of the Bolts and the hunger of Ontario for professional soccer, the stars aligned once more and the Fury was born.

A More Fast-Paced Game The game of soccer, whether played indoors or out, is basically the same. Players take the field, devise strategies to pass and receive the ball with the objective of scoring points with a goal. Players can also commit fouls and be penalized to the timeout box, putting the defensive team at a disadvantage with one less player for two minutes. This sets up the “power play” situation. Indoor soccer has the timeouts as well as the strategies and techniques teams use to construct points. The difference between the two occurs with the rules and the venue.

Arena soccer takes advantage of a hockey-sized rink with five to six players versus traditional soccer’s 11 that occupy the field at any one time. Another key difference is the boundaries. The ball must stay inside the lines to be considered “inplay” with traditional soccer. Arena soccer makes no such distinction; there are no lines, only a retaining wall, so there are no out-of-bounds calls. Balls that do sail over the walls are kicked-in versus thrownin. Finally, savvy players can and do take advantage of the retaining walls’ unique properties, using it to fashion complicated plays and steal past defenders.

With fewer boundaries, fewer defenders, fewer referees as a result of the diminished field size and fewer minutes per half, the off-sides rules are virtually eliminated. This leaves players free to wait and construct scoring opportunities through long passes or to sneak forward offensively and thus leave a fellow teammate free to make a goal.

“It’s a high-scoring, physical, fast-action

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game that doesn’t end in ties,” explains Lilavois. “You keep playing until you get a winner.”

As a consequence, indoor soccer lends itself to more action and creativity than one would normally see from a traditional outdoor game. It would not be unusual to see an average score in the teens with arena soccer.

“If You Build It, They Will Come” Lilavois’ main mission from the get-go had been to identify and recruit local players, free agents from the pool of talent circulating around the national indoor soccer circuit as well as major league soccer. Lilavois himself is a native Southern Californian, reared in the San Gabriel Valley and having gone to school and played pro soccer leagues across the Golden State his entire career. Lilavois realized the sell to play in the IE would be easy—the sunny weather and a community supportive of local sports teams would make an attractive target. Factor in the state-of-the-art arena and fans hungry for professional-level soccer, and the buzz was out.

Lilavois held open tryouts throughout the summer and settled on 45 players that he invited to his training camp, all of whom played high school or college-level soccer in the Inland Empire. He also managed to wrangle away a few former Galaxy players, collecting some free agent indoor players along the way. The roster he has assembled is a mix of talent—blue collar athletes who live and work in the IE and are passionate about the game, younger untried talent using the PASL as a stepping stone, as well as major league talent eager to hop aboard on something new and exciting.

According to Lilavois, one of the names to watch is veteran goalkeeper Sanaldo Carvalho, a Brazilian Major Indoor Soccer League player who has been ranked as one of the top two goalkeepers in the last 10 years who played for the California Cougars in 2007 with Lilavois as playercoach. Besides making incredible saves, Sanaldo is an offensive marvel, an allaround athlete with a great arm who Lilavois has no problem putting on the field.

Another player Lilavois cites as one to watch for is Luis Dias “Tiguinho,” another Brazilian whom Lilavois likens to the basketball equivalent of a point guard a la Magic Johnson, a set-up guy who dishes the

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ball to other teammates. “Very skillful and very creative on the ball, and definitely a guy who likes to play,” says Lilavois.

Lilavois also picked up 32-year old midfielder Majell Aterado. Lilavois first signed Aterado to the Cougars in 2009.

Aterado has played a significant role in four PASL championship teams, scoring 49 goals in 56 games and notching 41 assists.

Aterado spent the last three seasons as a member of the San Diego Sockers.

“He’s developed into a tremendous player. He’s got a lot of speed and has one of the hardest shots in the league,” says Lilavois.

Rounding out the roster is forward Tino Nunez, a Long Beach native and former MLS player with Real Salt Lake in the team’s 2009 MLS cup-winning campaign. He was released by the RSL in 2010, and since then, Nunez floated from the Pro League Rochester Rhinos to the NSC Minnesota Stars of the North American Soccer League and then the Baltimore Blast until his arrival back to Southern California as head coach of girl’s soccer team at Milliken High School.

The chance to play closer to home was one opportunity that Nunez would never pass up, much to Lilavois’ pleasure. “[He’s] very skillful, very physical and scores a lot of goals. That’s the object of the team, to score more goals than the other team,” says Lilavois. “He’s a guy that will score a lot of goals and have fans cheering.”

In the same way that the mascot came to represent the nature of the team, so too does Fort Minor’s “Remember the Name,” a bombastic rap melody that speaks to the energy and focused passion of Lilavois’ new team. It’s his hope that the Fury will make a notable impact in a very competitive Pacific Division that includes the San Diego Sockers, a team with the longest winning streak in the United States and who have won both the PASL-Pro Championship and US Open Cup of Arena Soccer in their first three seasons as a member of the PASL. Lilavois coached and played with many of their players, and he sees the Sockers as the powerhouse of the league.

“They’re the team to beat in our league,” says Lilavois. “They set the bar really high. They’ve won the championship the last four years in a row and they’re coming off an undefeated season. . . they’re the Yankees of our sport. They are the ones we really have to try to compete with.”

Also on Lilavois’ must-conquer list is the Las Vegas Legends, a talented team that narrowly lost to the Sockers in the semifinals last year and whom the coach views as close rivals. The Legends battle the Fury on home turf November 24 at the arena and in Las Vegas twice more in February. The Sockers roll into Citizens’ arena December 12 and again on January 19 before the rivalry ends for the season in San Diego on February 9.

It would be wishful thinking to see an expansion team march to the championships, much less get to the playoffs in its inaugural season. Lilavois doesn’t see this as impossibility, as long as his team competes and brings their game to the field every week.

“Like any other team, whether it’s an expansion team of a team like the Sockers, you want to win a championship.

On the field, I want to win every game and win the championship and do that for many years to come in Ontario. More importantly, off the field we want to be number one in every other category: number one in the sponsorships, in community effort, raising as much money for the non-profit groups we’re affiliated with and outreach with as many schools as we can. Really, just being number one across the board. A lot of pro teams are all about winning championships, and that’s what I want to too. But overall, we want to be the number one team in our community and our sport.”

Coach Lilavois’ hard work has so far been positively received. While the seats have yet to fill and the rumble rise to an ear-deafening roar, one this is certain.

This is not a team to be reckoned with; the Fury have passed their initial tests, prevailing in their pre-season matchup against the Tijuana Toros and narrowly inching past the rival Sidekicks 6 to 5 in the season opener. A championship may not be such an unrealistic goal if the team continues with its current momentum. Fury unleashed in the pursuit of excellence. The Inland Empire couldn’t ask for more. IE The Ontario Fury play at the Citizens Business Bank Area, 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario, (909) 244-5000; www.ontariofury.com. Tickets and schedule are available on the website.

Single game tickets start at $10.

Band of the week

MUSIC

€RiLL¥ FAM

THE MEANING OF ROCK Motion City Soundtrack imitating its favorite artists “badly” is definitely a good thing

By Dan MacIntosh Photo By Khalfani Amour

MEMBERS: Cam Gnarly (aka €RiLL¥ Cam Gnar), DCxDCxDC (aka €RiLL¥ Threezy), JaimetheJedi (aka €RiLL¥ NΔ€Ø), Aaron Maes (aka €RiLL¥ Maes), LA Mckay (aka Darth €RiLL¥) and Preme Beats (producer).

CITIES OF ORIGIN: San Bernardino, Fontana, Bloomington and Ventura.

KINDRED SPIRITS: Kanye West, Gucci Mane, Kid Cudi, The Cool Kids, Cam’ron, Nirvana, Erykah Badu, Wu-Tang, Waka Flocka, Rick Ross, Lil’ Wayne, Gucci Mane, Future, Lil B, Curren$y, Led Zeppelin, Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix.

RECENT RELEASES: €RiLL¥, (2013).

WEBSITES: www.crillyfam.bandcamp.com, www.soundcloud.com/CrillyFam, www. facebook.com/CrillyFam and www.twitter.com/CrillyFam. FREQUENTS: The Glass House (Pomona).

Somewhere along this journey of becoming familiar with €RiLLY FAM, it became obvious that this group of artists is best enjoyed at high volumes and in cramped spaces.

Throw a few dozen of your most treasured and reckless friends into that scenario, and you have the type of party everyone needs to experience at least once in their lives. €RiLLY FAM’s live shows reek of rowdy behavior, and its latest musical release backs up every bit of rowdiness down to blunt lyrics and cutthroat dynamics. The music video this group just dropped for “Gotta Eat” off of their latest endeavor, €RiLL¥, is just another illustration of what we’ve been trying to tell you—these dudes are pure mayhem.

But in all actuality, no one really describes the €RiLLY camp quite like the €RiLLY camp, so without further ado, our hand-picked band of the week—€RiLLY FAM. So, what has €RiLL¥ FAM been up to the last couple of months?

Cam Gnarly: We just finished an album as a collective; €RiLL¥. As of [lately], we’ve been doing multiple shows around SoCal, performing songs from the album and also filming visuals in order to further push our latest work.

How would you describe your live shows?

DCxDCxDC: I definitely feel we have one of the best live shows in the area—I would describe it as energetic and aggressive.

Aaron Maes: Wild, fun and a lot of energy!

Almost considered a punk show compared to normal hip-hop standards.

Cam Gnarly: We have a very organic chemistry that reflects on and off stage; our set is usually the most [energetic] on any given night.

What do you think gives you guys a leg up on local competition?

DCxDCxDC: I think our energy and our power in numbers [definitely] gives us a leg up.

Aaron Maes: Our ability to stand out.

We don’t look or sound like anything our competition is trying to do, plus the quality and content of our music also gives us a leg up.

Cam Gnarly: We’re not just some guys who rap together; we’re a family, a team.

We grind together on a daily basis. We all have very different styles and points of influence, but we still manage to feed off each other’s energy. Lowkey, it’s an ongoing friendly competition between us all. We’re all majorly confident in our abilities as artists.

Any shows/releases/exciting things coming up you’d like to share?

Cam Gnarly: We recently released the visuals to our [first] single off €RiLL¥, “Gotta Eat,” directed by Paranoid Films.

We’ll also be throwing our own shows soon in Pomona and Riverside. Currently a few of us are working on upcoming solo projects, as well as a follow up €RiLL¥ FAM Collective Album. We also have our €rilly Clothing brand; €rilly Hoodies are already available for purchase, with more merch to come.

Any last words for the people?

Keep it €RILL! (Kim Johnson) IE

Motion City Soundtrack, which is slated to appear at the Fox Theater Pomona on November 16, may have picked the absolute best album title to tour behind: The pop-rock group’s latest full-length is simply called Go. “There were a lot of things that went into calling it that,” lead singer Justin Pierre explains. “We like the simplicity of it. It’s also the number five in Japanese, and we’re all big fans of Japan. I’ve been studying Japanese for a while.”

Although Pierre is enamored with all things Japanese, he hasn’t yet gotten to the point of attempting a Japanese Motion City Soundtrack song. “I can barely write in English,” he jokes Even with its forward motion title, Go was admittedly not a particularly well-planned effort. “We went into the studio recording without having a real idea of what we were going to record,” Pierre explains. “So for me, I was constantly writing lyrics. But recording it with our friend Ed Ackerson was a lot of fun. He’s always fun to record with.

The music part and the recording of it was great. Just writing the lyrics and being crammed for time . . . there’s one song called ‘Timelines’ that I wrote, like, eight different versions of the song before we actually got it right. So, it was exhausting.”

Motion City Soundtrack is now touring with Relient K, a band which shares a similar smart lyrical approach.

It’s surprising these two bands are just now getting around to joining together on tour. “We sort of swim in the same family, the same area, but we’d never toured together,” says Pierre. “I think the coolest thing is that we’re doing this huge fall tour—two bands that make a lot of sense to tour together—and we’ve always wanted to, but it’s never happened before.”

Explaining just exactly what Motion City Soundtrack sounds like is difficult to do—even for its fearless leader.

“My favorite thing to say,” Pierre attempts, doing his best, “is a quote by Tom Waits. And that is, ‘All anyone ever does is imitate their favorite artists badly.’

We in the band are all relatively the same age. And we grew up listening to a lot of the alternative rock music in the ’90s— early to mid ’90s—so I guess that’s where we draw our inspiration from. I think we just think of ourselves as a rock band, although people have put us in various categories. I think it’s a good thing that we can fit into a lot of different categories, depending on the song or the album. I don’t know how to answer that. I just say rock band.”

When it comes to influences, Pierre has both expected and unexpected ones.

“I’d say lyrically, I love Tom Waits. I’d say The Weakerthans, Ben Folds Five. I’d say musically I love Superchunk, Jawbox, Fugazi, Flaming Lips, Archers Of Loaf and Guided By Voices. And I’m trying to think of new bands I’m into. I like Joy Formidable.” Pierre also digs music that came way before his time, however. “I like The Carpenters. I also enjoy Louie Prima and big band stuff. It’s kind of all over the place, really.”

Pierre is happy to be on the road when that’s the main thing in his life. However, he’s starting to feel torn between his road life and his home life. “It’s weird because I think for a while I enjoyed being on tour, rather than being at home because I didn’t have anything to do,” he admits. “But now I’ve got a lot of things to do at home. Over the last few years, I’ve taken on a lot of different projects so I’m constantly busy. I feel like I’ve learned how to enjoy myself on tour, even though it’s work. It’s like an enjoyable work. It’s preferable to sitting at a desk all day. I like the movement of tours and the constant of being busy. But now that I have that work at home, it’s just a different kind of busy.”

In concert, even if Motion City Soundtrack holds to the Tom Waits axiom, that of imitating its favorite artists badly (which is hardly close to the truth with this talented group), you’re in for a fun, and possibly surprising time. IE Fox Pomona, 301 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, (877) 283-6976; www.foxpomona.com.

Sat, Nov. 16. 7pm. $23-$26.

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ARTs & Culture

Santa Rosa 5PM by Brian Wilson

Blurring Reality Art exhibit in the desert plays on the dark imagination in all of us

By Dan MacIntosh

Drawing inspiration from a lateeighteenth century theater tradition, College of the Desert is presenting a new exhibition called “Phantasmagoria.” If you think this event sounds like a Halloween hangover, you’re on the right track because this spooky practice originally began back when creepy folks would use a modified lantern to create scary figures, shadows and reflections on a surface, such as a wall, to shock and awe.

Now, this modern day updating of that tradition points its disfigured spotlight at five talented artists: Lee Balan, Shaktima Brien, Sharam Farshadfar, Peggy Vermeer and Brian Wilson. What they’ve done with their art is to essentially blur the lines between what is real and what you may actually be conjuring up from your own imagination.

Brian Wilson’s contribution mixes greens, blues and pinks into a swirl of colors that could be seen as a landscape one minute, but might be a polluted river the next. Titled Santa Rosa, these images aren’t so much frightening as they are just a little bit confusing. Wilson loved drawing landscapes and maps as a child, and it shows in this work. He draws much inspiration from the Southwest United States, and when you keep this geographic factor in mind, it starts to make a little

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more sense.

If you want disturbing, though, Lee Balen gives us something truly disturbing with Am I The Man Who Suddenly Explodes. Using a palate that mixes high tech gadgetry with troubling images, Balen connects together various male images on a wall-sized frame. On the floor in front of the ‘canvas,’ is a white manikin torso doing a half-handstand from the midsection up—just half, since the guy’s top half is, well, missing. Balan is no rookie when it comes to exhibiting his art.

He’s been doing this for thirty years, and it shows. In addition to his knowledge of art, Balan was the director for a mental health program that emphasized benefits of art and writing to help clients control psychological illness symptoms. However, something tells me this piece wasn’t used therapeutically to calm any of his patients’ nerves.

One of Vermeer’s two contributions is titled Fugitive. This first piece was created on two planks that look like they’ve been separated from the fence in somebody’s backyard. On the outside of the top, right and bottom sides of this work there are a series of crookedly nailed nails. Inside the frame is a mishmash of an electric motherboard—perhaps from a personal computer—with the mask of a face on top of it. What Vermeer’s trying to say with

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Fugitive by Peggy Vermeer

the combination of these elements isn’t entirely clear, but the overall effect is quite unsettling.

Saving the best for last, Vermeer’s other entry is labeled Tron. Tron is like the kitchen clock in either The Addams Family or The Munsters TV show, as it features a white facial mask with clock hands on it. Over this man’s head sits a weathervane. In place of eyeballs, though,

Vermeer has situated two wristwatch faces. (With the advent of cell phones, one supposes wristwatches must now be used for something). The whole ensemble is mounted on a jet black canvas, which looks as though black paint had been splattered all over it.

There are those that believe the only aim of art is to present beauty in all its various forms and configurations.

However, if art indeed reflects life, one doesn’t need to live too long to realize there is plenty of ugliness in life. “Phantasmagoria” is a delightfully sick little exhibit that will appeal to the twisted nature in all of us.

Just as Salvador Dali was able to turn the world upside down and inside out, these unique “Phantasmagoria” artists are boldly and proudly carrying on that diabolical tradition.

You’ll have a chance—if you dare—to view this exhibit through December 12. However, you may want to set your sights on November 20 because from 5:00 to 7:00 p.m., there will be an artists’ reception, which is free and open to the public. There will also be musical entertainment and light refreshments on that night. IE The Marks Art Center at College of the Desert, 43-500 Monterey Ave., Palm Desert, (760) 776-7278; www. collegeofthedesert.edu/community/gallery. Thru Dec. 12. Artists’ Reception Nov. 20, 5pm. Admission is free.

FILM

Best of its kind The Best Man Holiday transcends race to raise the bar on romantic comedies CHINO

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In 1999, a “dramedy” called The Best Man hit theaters starring some of the hottest young African-American actors in Hollywood while marking the writing-directing debut of Spike Lee’s cousin, Malcolm D. Lee. It went on to make a tidy profit of $34 million against a $9 million budget and launched the careers of Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, Terrence Howard, Harold Perrineau, Nia Long, Sanaa Lathan and Regina Hall to greater heights.

With its highly positive portrayal of African-American twenty-somethings who are successful in the white-collar world, as opposed to gangsters or jive-talking clowns in the vein of Chris Tucker in the Rush Hour movies, The Best Man became a trendsetter and perennial favorite on DVD and cable TV. This weekend, the stars and Lee have teamed up for a long-overdue reunion film that is a vast improvement on the original in every way.

The first film followed its characters as they came together for the wild wedding weekend of Lance (Chestnut), a pro football running back who was getting married to Mia (Hall). Conflicts began when Harper (Diggs), a writer, was busted by his friends for writing a juicy novel that was a thinly veiled tell-all about his friends’ darkest secrets and romantic entanglements, with a mix of funny and serious consequences ensuing over the course of the weekend.

In the new film, the gang is getting back together for Christmas weekend at the sprawling mansion of Lance and Mia, as Lance is approaching his final NFL game—and the chance to set the all-time rushing record—on Christmas Day. But all is not well, as Mia is secretly very ill and Harper, who just lost his New York University professor gig, has his latest novel rejected by his own agent.

Desperate to make money while his wife Robyn (Lathan) is about to give birth after multiple miscarriages, Harper decides to sneak his way through the weekend, taking notes and trying to convince Lance to let him write his biography. The problem is Lance is still angry at Harper for having had a one-night stand with Mia prior to their marriage, and for the betrayal of sneaking their lives into his first book.

The other characters have well-drawn conflicts as well, but don’t make the mistake of thinking The Best Man Holiday is overly serious or morose. Rather, Lee and his ace cast find an impeccable balance of laughter and tears throughout the film, which has an impressive energy from the start, while its predecessor dragged through its overlong first hour before catching fire in its second. Additionally,

the movie’s zippy opening scenes set new audiences up perfectly to understand the new film even if they haven’t seen the original.

As the comic foils of the cast, Howard, Perrineau and Melissa De Sousa (as Shelby, a gold-digging wild woman who had past flings with both of those men before becoming a “Real Housewife of Atlanta”) steal the show. Howard has gone the furthest among the cast, with an Oscar nomination for 2005’s Hustle and Flow and a coveted role as the main sidekick to Robert Downey Jr. in the first Iron Man, but this turn should establish him as a leading man in more comedies if there is any justice in Tinseltown.

Lee manages to use the Christmastime setting to genuine effect, rather than feeling like a clichéd backdrop, because the struggle Lance and Mia’s bedrock Christian faith and Harper’s agnosticism forms an important subplot in the film. But while the movie is unabashedly in favor of faith, it is more than balanced by plenty of racy jokes and implied sexual shenanigans, creating a mix of the sacred and the profane that I have rarely seen pulled off to such perfect effect.

I went to see The Best Man Holiday with my friend Clive, an African-American man whom I also saw Fruitvale Station with this summer for a cover story on that racially charged film. He asked me before the Best screening why I had chosen this movie to review, expressing surprise that a Caucasian reviewer would care about a film so obviously targeting the black community.

The answer to that is twofold. On the one hand, yes, The Best Man Holiday has this weekend to itself at the box office as the only major-studio release of the week. But far more importantly, it is so well done and even standard-setting for the romantic-comedy genre that it completely transcends race and becomes a thoroughly universal movie that anyone could and should enjoy. IE

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DINING GUIDE

EATS Photo Courtesy of Panda Inn

If you have information that needs to be changed, please e-mail calendar@ieweekly. com or call (951) 284-0120 x585.

Average price per entrée: Under $10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ $10-$20 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $$ Over $20 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $$$

CLAREMONT

Got Chinese?

Panda Inn celebrates 40 years as a SoCal icon

By Nancy Powell

Long before Panda Express popularized Chinese fast food and the Chinese took the San Gabriel Valley by storm, there was Panda Inn, an American Chinese restaurant started by the very same people who would make Panda Express the Asian equivalent of a McDonald’s. 40 years later, Panda Inn is still around, having expanded to seven locations in the Golden State and with a fresh coat of paint, snazzy new decor and updated menu to boot. And what they do offer might surprise even the most discerning Chinese food gastronome.

I visited the Ontario location of the restaurant on a breezy fall afternoon, waiting to pick it apart for its proximity from the San Gabriel Valley as much as for its relationship to Panda Express. What I find is that the Panda Inn has developed a unique 40th anniversary tasting menu which isn’t necessarily authentic Chinese as much as it is Asian fusion. Let’s face it; California is a huge melting pot of international cuisines. Fusion cuisine should be no big deal, except that it tends to be hit or miss.

Upon entering Panda Inn, I’m led through an arched walkway guarded by bronzed Chinese statues about the height of the average Asian chick. Pathways curl off into separate, adjoining dining rooms adorned in dark woods, burgundy and honey gold decor. There is a big occasion feel to each area, modern touches coupled with a classic Chinese rusticity that charms and beguiles. Flower greets me and sets me on an eight-course odyssey.

The first course out the Blue Crab Salad, an Asian-inspired crab “cake” served atop crispy strips of wonton skins and topped by bright romaine lettuce and microgreens. The dish is refreshingly light and delicate, with the kumquat drizzle adding a hint of acid and bitterness to counteract the sweetness of the crab. Fresh water chestnuts add a layer of texture and crunch. It’s a palate-pleasing combination and a dazzling opener that I couldn’t get enough of.

Next up is the Soybean Vegetable Soup, a milky broth with a pleasing aroma that I appreciate well before it hits the table. Chock full of vegetables—spinach, tomatoes, shiitake mushrooms and sliced corn on the cob—the soup is surprisingly

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light, but the flavors of the vegetables don’t quite seep into the broth as a complete whole. It’s one of those hit or miss items that might have limited appeal to a vegan or vegetarian crowd, but not so much the casual eater.

The sautéed market Fresh Vegetables drizzled in truffle oil and the Prickly Peppercorn Tofu are the more familiar Chinese-looking dishes from the special menu. The vegetable medley includes starchy lily bulbs, lotus nuts, a variety of mushrooms and crispy snap peas, the goji berries adding mild sweetness.

It’s a well-balanced, artfully-presented and thoughtfully conceived dish, full of interesting textures. Prickly peppercorn tofu resembles a traditional mabo tofu in execution; the difference is in the lack of meat, which often adds flavor to this otherwise bland dish, but thankfully, the peppercorns give it some much needed heat.

The best dishes of the evening, however, are one of the last to arrive.

According to Flower, the 20 Vegetables Fried Rice never tastes the same at any bite, each spoonful a revolving roulette of textural veggie heaven. The vegetables lend the brown rice a taming moistness and there is a satisfying herbaceousness to the entire dish. Despite its lack of meat, this is one dish that even the most Asian of Asians would appreciate.

Miso-glazed Sea Bass is its own story.

This sweet, delicate filet of caramelized flesh is velvety smooth, succulent, a big ticket item worthy of the any fine dining establishment. It is served atop a creamy, mushroom sauce that is good on its own, but feels mismatched under the weight of the fish. Garlic Noodles and the Classic Panda Inn Special (an $18.95 chop suey) feel like a bit of a letdown after the divinelyexecuted sea bass.

Panda Inn delivers mostly on its fusion promise. If you come expecting real deal Chinese, you’ll leave somewhat disappointed. If you come with an open mind and no expectations, however, you’ll find yourself pleasantly surprised by this “gateway” to the Asian experience. IE Panda Inn, 3223 E. Centrelake Dr., Ontario, (909) 390-2888; www.pandainn.com. AE, D, MC, V.

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Aruffo’s ITALIAN CUISINE. Great Italian fare—what more can we say? 126 Yale Ave., 909.624.9624; www.aruffoisitaliancuisine.com. $$ THE BACK ABBEY. Check out this vast assortment of delicious burgers, bass, schnitzel and a massive selection of ale. 128 N. Oberlin Ave., 909.625.2642; www.thebackabbey.com.

EUREKA! BURGER. Try a few layered burgers or salads with a massive selection of beer on tap.

Dig in! 580 W. First St., 909.445.8875; www.eurekaburger.com. $$ EURO café. Portuguese cuisine (with daily specials) is this café’s specialty, plus superb sandwiches and salads. 546 E. Baseline Rd., 909.621.4666; www.eurocafeclaremont.com.

Hip Kitty Jazz And Fondue. Come and enjoy an assortment of cheese, meat and vegetable fondues. 502 W. 1st St., 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com. $$ INKA TRAILS. Small, intimate, with excellent food. Try out the Lima-styled fare and check out the Peruvian artwork. 1077 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.626.4426. www.inkatrailsrestaurant.com. $$ KiCKBACK JACK’S. This café scores big points on fantastic food and friendly staff. 701 S. Indian Hill Blvd., 909.482.1414; www.kickbackjacks.com. $ LA PAROLACCIA OSTERIA ITALIANA. Italian tastes from all angles, including seafood, pasta, desserts and more. 201 N. Indian Hill Blvd., 909.624.1516; www.laparolacciausa.com. $$ LE PAIN QUOTIDIEN. If the fancy, exotic name doesn’t tell you that you’ll be chowing down on some French fare, we’re not sure what will. 175 N. Indian Hill Blvd., 909.625.1609; www.lepainquotidien.com.

LOVING HUT CLAREMONT. Heaven for both vegans and healthy food seekers alike. 175 N. Indian Hill Blvd., Bldg. A-102, 909.621.1688; www. lovinghut.us/claremont_01.

MONGOLIAN BARBEQUE. Grab a bowl, stuff it with vegetables and watch that greatness sizzle to perfection. Impressive eats. 970 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.624.4334. $ The Press RESTAURANT. Vegetarians and carnivores in the I.E. can finally get along. 129 Harvard Ave., 909.625.4808; www.thepressrestaurant.com. $ Tutti Mangia ITALIAN GRILL. Pasta, fish, specialties and a host of Italian treats to tickle the taste buds. 102 Harvard Ave., 909.625.4669; www. tuttimangia.com. $$ UNION ON YALE. Innovative dishes that will both delight your taste buds and satisfy your appetite.

232 Yale Ave., 909.833.5104; www.uniononyale. com. $$ Viva Madrid. Artistic and eclectic décor and the occasional flamenco band complement an extensive Spanish menu. 225 Yale Ave. #B, 909.624.5500. www.vivamadrid.com. $$.

WALTER’S RESTAURANT. You won’t be able to predict the unique dishes in store for you here, especially when it comes to the variety of awesome brunch dishes. 310 N. Yale Ave., 909.624.2779; waltersrestaurant.biz.

CORONA ANTHONY’S PIZZA & PASTA. World’s greatest bread sticks, plus killer calzones and of course, the pizza’s always a pie perfecto! 13100 Magnolia Ave., 951.279.6960. $ ASAHI SUSHI. Here they’ve got plenty of tasty rolls and a pretty mean all-you-can-eat menu to boot. 420 N. McKinley St., Corona, 951.738.3000.

CAFE SOLE. Pamper your body and your appetite with some healthy Mediterranean cuisine.

Glen Ivy Hot Springs Spa, 25000 Glen Ivy Rd., Corona, 951.453.6489; www.glenivy.com/springs/ cuisine/cafe-sole.

CHRONIC TACOS. Terrific Tacos, taquitos and some serious guac with a new attitude. 160 E. Ontario Ave., 951.278.2643; www.eatchronictacos.com. $.

CHUCK WAGON CAFÉ. A vintage stop where large portions of crave-worthy comfort foods

reign supreme. 1070 E 6th St., 951.737.7162; $ CORKY’S KITCHEN AND BAKERY. Great prices and oh-so much better food than Denny’s with that fresh, homemade taste. 3811 Bedford Canyon Rd., Ste. 108, 951.735.3100; www.corkyskitchenandbakery.com. $ COUNTRY B.B.Q. This do-it-yourself BBQ is actually of Korean country origins. (And it’s just as great our Yankee finest.) 2276 Griffin Way #108, 951.734.8022.

EDUARDO’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT. It’s some good, old-fashioned, homespun Mexican food with heart and soul. 513 W. 6th St., 951.340.3722; www.eduardosmexicanrestaurant.com.

EL CANGREJO NICE. Gourmet Mexican seafood isn’t as expensive as it sounds-and it’s delicious! 510 Hidden Valley Pkwy., Corona, 951.340.2280; www.elcangrejonice.com.GOODFELLAS CAFÉ. A Greek diner featuring some good American food in an Italian theme. 1090 Pomona Rd., 951.340.1130; www.myspace.com/ goodfellascafe.

HACIENDA GUADALAJARA. This Mexican restaurant is one of the best we’ve ever had. It’s more on the subtle end, but far from boring. 1353 W. 6th St., 951.735.5946.

HOT DOG SHOPPE. Tired of the same ol’? Have that time-tested frankfurter dished up in a number of new ways, including the Wonder Tiger, The Justin, Blue German, Angry Dave and Garden of Eden. 510 Hidden Valley Pkwy., 951.898-8702; www.thehotdogshoppe-corona.com.

JIMMY’S DINER. It’s tried-true American at this place; classic hamburgers and fries with a big dose of the ’50s for retro ambience. Check out the Elvis mural. 160 E. Ontario Ave., 951.734.0800; www.jimmysdinercorona.com.

LUNA MODERN MEXICAN KITCHEN. Mexican cuisine with twists beyond the standard of ordinary salsa and ceviche. 980 Montecito Dr., 951.735.8888; www.lunammk.com .

KING’S FISH HOUSE. It’s definitely a cut above the standard fare corporate crustacean cuisine.

Even the bisque rocks (lobster). 2530 Tuscany Rd., 951.284.7900; www.kingsfishhouse.com.

MANTRA INDIAN CUISINE AND BANQUET. This Indian spot is perfect if your taste buds are looking for an adventure of spice and flavor. 480 N. Main St., Corona, 951.739.9401; www.mantraresturants.com.

MI HABANA CUBAN RESTAURANT. It’s the place for quality Cuban eats with a minimum of flair.

712 N. Main St., 951.582.9005; www.mihabanacafe.com.

MILL CREEK. You’ve got prime rib, you’ve got wraps, you’ve got grilled steak of all sorts… what more could you want? 103 n. Lincoln Ave., 951.808.0344; www.millcreekcorona.com.

OGGI’S PIZZA & BREWING CO. Cleverly named pizzas, authentic Italian pastas and gut-busting appetizers satisfy all! 2363 California Ave. #105, 951.817.0748; www.oggis.com. $$ THE ORIGINAL TACO STOP. For extremely savory street tacos and lip-smacking horchata, The Original Taco Stop is an ideal destination for excellent meat-and-tortilla combinations.

(Taco truck not required.) 161 N. McKinley St., 951.340.9088.

THE PERUVIAN ROOM. Mouth-watering flavors of ceviche and saltados that you can thank the Incan gods for. 591 N. McKinley St., Suite 100B, 951.220.9006; www.peruvianroom.com.

PHO ANAM. There’s no need to go to Little Saigon to get a good, hearty bowl of Pho now. 440 N. McKinley Ave., Ste 102, 951.735.2629.

PHO LONG. Even when it’s not soup weather, the hot, steaming bowls of Vietnamese rice noodle goodness served up here are simply lick-yourbowl clean delicious. 127 N. McKinley St. #103, 951.340.0342.

RA SUSHI. Japanese food for the younger, hipper set of folks in a stylish setting and signature rolls.

2785 Cabot Dr. #101, 951.277.7491; www.rasushi. com.

RUMI’S RESTAURANT. A new Mediterranean joint has emerged in Corona and it’s ready to please with healthy kabobs and stews galore. 718 N. Main St., Suite 102, 951.898.5400; www.facebook. com/Rumis-Restaurant/193973620616857.

SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKE HOUSE. Flapjacks of all kinds—plus a ton of other breakfast treats. 710 E. 6th St., 951.737.5977; www.silverdollarpancakehouse.com.

THE STEAM HAUS GASTRO PUB. It’s got a handful of unique dishes and one well stocked bar; now all you need is a top hat and monocle to match the atmosphere.

2785 Cabot Dr., Ste 110, 951.277.7500; www.

DINING GUIDE steamhausgastropub.com.

SUSHI KAWA SPORTS BAR & GRILL. Other sushi spots might be “meh” but this Japanese restaurant has a huge menu filled with unique and tasty treats. 469 Magnolia Ave., Ste. 101, 951.280.0398; www.sushikawasportsbar.webs. com.

THAI STAR B.B.Q. Despite its strip mall location, this place’s yellow curry rocks taste buds like a more fancy-pants Thai dining establishment.

3848 McKinley St., 951.737.1638; www.thaistarcorona.com.

TOM’S FARMS OLD FASHIONED HAMBURGERS. Bored of the daily burger grind? Try a Latin Burger, Tom’s Original 1/3 Pounder or the Jumbo Irish Nachos for new tastes. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., 951.277.4103; www.tomsfarms.com. $

INDIO THE BISTRO. Check out this simple but amazing food with fresh ingredients. 84-245 Indo Springs Pkwy., 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort. com.

LOMA LINDA A-Dong Restaurant II. Open Tuesday through Sunday at 11am for lunch and dinner. Wine menu is available. 25685 Redlands Blvd. #D, 909.796.8840.

Angelo’s. Where to go when you want food quickly, without that fast food taste. 11275 Mountain View Ave. #D., 909.796.0080. $ Cha Cha’s Tacos. The prices are low and the tastiness is high. 26393 Redlands Blvd., 909.799.0011. $ Napoli Italian Restaurant. Huge portions are the rule in this classy, well-kept secret. 24960 Redlands Blvd., 909.796.3770; www.napoliitalian.com. $$ Ranu THAI. This is a small Thai restaurant with lunch specials under $6, making it a very busy place during lunchtime. 25655 Redlands Blvd. #I, 909.796.7650. $$

MONTCLAIR Bombay Bistro RESTAURANT & BAR. We wonder if the Bombay Bistro knows that Bombay is once again Mumbai? 8851 Central Ave. #E, 909.445.1455; www.bombaybistrobar.com.

Tokyo Kitchen. This teppan grill Japanese steak house serves up killer steaks, and the veggie and tofu dish is pretty bangin’. 8851 Central Ave., 909.625.5588; www.tokyokitchenrestaurant.com.

ONTARIO BENTO BOX JAPANESE GRILL. A nostalgic lunch tray for adults? This menu will make you wish your high school had made food like this. 2910 S. Archibald Ave., Ste C, 909.923.2323; www. sushibentobox.com. $$ FUSIONS BAR & GRILL. Great grub options exist here, include the tasty fries, soups and, hey, 101 martinis, too! 3550 Porsche Way; www. facebook.com/pages/Fusions-Martini-Loungeand-Grill/173232196044371.

New York Grill. Fancy pants people like to go here—NY steaks, Australian lobster tail, lamb and awesome desserts. 950 Ontario Mills Dr., 909.987.1928; www.newyorkgrill.com. $$$ Philly’s Best. Classic hoagies and big Philly cheese steaks, straight from “The City of Brotherly Love.” 4320 E. Mills Cir., 909.484.7433. $ Porter’s Prime Steakhouse. Open weekdays for lunch from 10am to 2pm and daily for dinner starting at 5:30pm. 222 N. Vineyard Ave., 909.418.4808.

Rosa’s ITALIAN RESTAURANT. This restaurant serves food of all Italian regions and claims to be best in all their dishes. 425 N. Vineyard, 909.937.1220; www.rosasitalian.com. $$$ Royal Cut Restaurant. It’s ‘bout the beef, baby! Lunch and dinners are served here. 2345 S. Grove, 909.947.3322; www.royalcutrestaurant. com.

Tokyo Tokyo. Features traditional tatami rooms. 990 Ontario Mills Dr., 909.987.7999; www. tokyotokyosushi.com. $$ TORO SUSHI. Delicious, affordable sushi in a modern atmosphere. 1520 N. Mountain Ave. #D, 909.983.8676; www.torosushi.com.

Vince’s Spaghetti. Nearly anyone who grew up in Ontario has had family dinners at this inexpen-

sive, authentic Italian eatery. 1206 W. Holt Blvd., 909.986.7074; www.vincesspaghettirestaurant. com.

POMONA BABYLON RESTAURANT & HOOKAH LOUNGE. If your world of food includes great stuff like labneh, tabouleh, fatayer and mhamara, this is the place for you. Oh, and the dinners are terrific here, too. 205 E. 2nd St., 909.622.4444; www. babylon-restaurant.com.

THE BURGER HOUSE. Previously known as 2nd on Second Street, this bistro-turned burger joint makes some pretty mean patties. 171 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.623.7620; www.theburgerhouse. net.CARNITAS DON JUAN. A seemingly ordinary Mexican meal with extraordinary tastes. 1382 W. Holt Ave.,909.620.7480.

Coco Palm RESTAURANT. This Cuban-Spanish spot offers Cuban tamales, empanadas, tapas, paella, and an incredible array of meats and fish.

1600 Fairplex Dr., 909.469.1965; www.cocopalmrestaurant.com. $$ DAY-DAY & DUKE’S WAFFLEHOUSE. Partake in Day-Day’s great soul food cooking and have a glass of Kool-Aid to wash it down. 994 E. Holt Blvd., 909.622.3217; www.facebook.com/Dayday-N-Dukes-Wafflehouse.

LOS JARRITOS. It might be Spartan on the inside, but it’s crammed full of flavor on the plates of this Mexican diner. 246 S. Towne Ave., 909.623.3888.

MIX BOWL CAFÉ. It’s a mix of Asian goodies here, including Thai BBQ and other tastes. 1520 Indian Hill Blvd., 909.447.4401; www.mixbowlcafe.com. $ NEW YORK DELIGHT. What a delight it is to chomp down on a variety of deli sandwiches featuring fresh-cut meats, some of which actually hail from the Big Apple! 310 S. Thomas St., 909.868.6518; www.nydelight.com.

Pho Ha Vietnamese Restaurant. This restaurant can seat 100, and their meals are often geared for two. 695 Indian Hill Blvd., 909.622.7578. $$ RAWKEN SUSHI. Get your fix of “Bro-sushi;” a few powerful rolls with spice that makes even tough men sweat. 135 E. 2nd St., 909.629.6800; www. rawkensushi.com.

THE ROOKERY. Formerly known as Joey’s BBQ, this burger n’ beer joint is taking patty dining to a whole new level. 117 W. 2nd St., 909.815.5215; www.facebook.com/TheRookeryPomona.

RANCHO CUCAMONGA BRIGHT STAR THAI VEGAN CUISINE. Featuring some of the best non-chicken chicken you will ever eat. Full of veg-friendly delights. 9819 Foothill Blvd., 909.980.9797; www.brightstarvegan.com.

CHINA POINT. Some say it’s the best Chinese food in the IE—and worth the wait. 9028 Archibald Ave., 909.466.8766.

CLASSY café. It’s American food and like its namesake, should have a touch of class to the dishes, cooked up daily by a pair of caterers with some two decades in the biz. 9135 Archibald Ave. #F, 909.989.7733; www.classylassiescatering. com.

THE DELI. Top-notch sandwiches and burgers make this simply-named food stop “deli-ghtful.”

9671 Foothill Blvd., 909.989.8122.

FARRELL’S ICE CREAM PARLOR. This place brings back all of your childhood memories of loud birthday celebration songs, tasty meals and the best dang selection of ice cream around. 10742 Foothill Blvd., 909.989.8777; www.farrelsusa.com.

Felipe’s. Premium tequilas, tortillas made from scratch, and dishes like Chorizo con Papas and Chile Verde. 8017 Archibald Ave. #E, 909.484.2810; www.felipesonline.com. $ FLAMINGO PALMS. All the Cuban food your heart desires, including chicken, beef and pork plates.

9223 Archibald Ave. #H, 909.484.1177.

GREEN MANGO THAI BISTRO. Attention picky eaters: There are well over a hundred dishes being served here, from the Panang Seafood to the Angry Chicken and the Grilled Beef salad. 11226 4th St., 909.987.8885; www.greenmangothaibistro. com.

HAANDI INDIAN CUISINE. Samosas, vindaloo, aloo tikki, pappadam—get ‘em all here! 7890 Haven Ave. #15-16, 909.581.1951; www.haandii.net.

KABUKI. Don’t let the Victoria Gardens mall give you the “skeevs.” Here you’ll find great selection of sushi that is better than any food court dish. 12595 N. Mainstreet, 909.646.8555; www. kabukirestaurants.com.

THE LAZY DOG RESTAURANT AND BAR. This is the place if you want good food for yourself or your

canine companion. 11560 4th St., 909.987.4131; www.lazydogcafe.com. $$ LOCO CANTINA & GRILL. Traditional Mexican menu served up to 2am nightly. 11815 Foothill Blvd. #E, 909.980.5800; www.myspace.com/ lococantina&grill.

Magic Lamp Inn. Offers American cuisine and is open Tuesday thru Friday for lunch, and Tuesday thru Sunday for dinner. 8189 Foothill Blvd., 909.981.8659; www.themagiclampinn.com. $$$ PAISANO RISTORANTE ITALIANO & BAR. Your goto place for deliciously cooked Italian cuisine.

12574 N. Main St. #3930, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.803.8777; www.paisanoristorante.com.

TROPICA RESTAURANT AND BAR. Gourmet pizzas and pasta for cheap: the recipe for greatness.

11849 Foothill Blvd., 909.481.9500.

Vince’s Spaghetti. Nearly anyone who grew up in Rancho Cucamonga has had family dinners at this inexpensive, authentic Italian eatery. 8241 Foothill Blvd., 909.981.1003; www.vincesspaghettiroute66.com.

REDLANDS CAPRICE café. Cal-Med cooking with a twist of Asian and Middle Eastern tastes thrown into the mix, and a great room to have a fantastic meal in. 104 E. State St., 909.793.8787, www.capricecafe.com.

Citrone. An upscale establishment where you’ll find a pricier Italian menu and nice wine list. 328 Orange St., 909.793.6635; www.citroneresturant. com. $$ Cuca’s. Featuring daily specials, tacos, burritos, tamales, hamburgers and more. 527 E. State St., 909.335.9557. Location #2: 1752 Lugonia Ave., 909.389.1235; www.cucasmex.com.

DHAT ISLAND. a caribbean dining delight that’s better than tasty (only open for take-out and catering on weekdays). 509 N. Eureka St., 909.792.1717; www.dhatisland.com.

The Eating Room. Located in an old JC Penney’s warehouse filled with fake orange trees and a large collection of rooster statues. 107 E. Citrus, 909.792.5400; www.allmarthagreen. com. $ EUREKA! BURGER. Don’t let the exclamation point fool you, this place is anything but generic. 345 W. Pearl Ave. #130, 909.335.5700; www.eurekaburger.com.

Farm Artisan Foods. The Farm presents only the finest artisan foods available, favoring items grown or produced locally. 22 E. State St., 909.792.1162; www.farmartisanfoods.com. $$$ JERSEY’S PIZZA. The beer selection kicks ass, as it features only the best stuff around. (Oh yeah, there’s pizza somewhere here, too!) 214 Orange St., 909.335.7076; www.jerseyspizza.com.

Joe Greensleeves American Grill. Try the gnocchi, pork tenderloin or the signature appetizer, “the Greensleeve.” 220 N. Orange St., 909.792.6969; www.joegreensleevesrestaurant. com. $$$ Las Brasas. Las Brasas offers traditional Mexican dishes for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 15 E. State St., 909.335.9866. $ Little Fisherman Seafoods. If you want fresher fish, you’ll have to pull it out of the water yourself. 1179 W. Redlands Blvd., 909.798.5998; www. littlefisherman.com. $$ MILL CREEK CATTLE COMPANY. Eat here for breakfast, lunch or dinner—everything has BBQ on it! 2087 Orange tree Ln., 909.798.5757; www. millcreekcattlecompany.com.

NAAN CAFÉ. Spicy Indian cuisine (or non-spicy for wimps) made to order. 700 E. Redlands Blvd., R3, 909.307.3900; www.naancafe.com.

OSCAR’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT. Home-styled Mexican belly fillers in a cozy, friendly atmosphere. (Plus, they don’t need toothpicks for their rellenos!) 19 N. 5th St., 909.792.8211.

REDLANDS UNDERGROUND. This place has got all the great food and fantastic entertainment you could ever ask for. Just make sure you check operating hours before your night out! 19 E. Citrus Ave., Ste. 103, 909.798.1500; www.redlandsunderground.com.

Royal Falconer British Pub. As close as you can get to a British pub without traveling to England. 106 Orange St., 909.307.8913; www. royalfalconer.com. $$ TACO VILLAGE. The tacos are good, but this place has one of the best chicken burritos we’ve ever had. 1711 W. Lugonia Ave., 909.307.1916.

Tartan of Redlands. Tartan of Redlands has been a local landmark for decades and is popu-

lar with locals and visitors. 24 E. Redlands Blvd., 909.792.9919; www.tartanofredlands.com. $$

RIALTO Brothers Pizza. Serving many Italian dishes and pizza in a casual setting, this is the perfect place to take the family. 142 E. Foothill Blvd., 909.874.1987. $$ EL KIOSCO MEXICAN RESTAURANT. A family-run restaurant featuring fresh specialties, including camarones mojo de ajo and steak ranchero, amidst an assortment of classics. 916 S. Riverside Ave., 909.820.0198. $ SAL & LIMON GOURMET MEXICANO CANTINA. Hook yourself up with a delicious Sal & Limon Bowl, or step it up to the beefy Filete Cantinflas.

A great Mexican food one-stop spot. 2019 N. Riverside Ave. #1, 909.877.2455.

SUN SUN KITCHEN. Terrific Chinese take out that’s worth taking a look into. 2834 Rialto Ave., 909.875.2410.

Taco Joe’s. Mixing traditional Mexican dishes with unique creations makes this a popular spot in Rialto. 1749 S. Riverside Ave., 909.877.1851. $ Western Maki. Casual dining/take-out Japanese restaurant that offers yummy sushi and teriyaki at reasonable prices. 535 S. Riverside Ave., 909.873.0613. $

RIVERSIDE 54 DEGREE’S AT DUANE’S. This wine bar’s servin’ up an assortment of tapas, too. 3649 Mission Inn Ave., 951.341.6767; www.missioninn.com.

ANCHOS SOUTHWEST BAR & GRILL. Seriously Southwestern, as the bull horns will promise.

10773 Hole Ave., 951.352.0240; www.anchos. net. $$ ANTONE’S FOOD. Italian food featuring fresh baked bread, delicious grinders, pizzas and garlic bread, plus spaghetti and salads, too! 4125 Sunnyside Dr., 951.682.5900. $ ART’S BAR & GRILL. Daily breakfast, lunch and dinner specials including lobster, steak and halibut on Friday, and prime rib on Saturday. Delicious food, great atmosphere, and right off the 91 at University. 3357 University Ave., 951.683.9520.

BACK STREET RESTAURANT. Tucked away in a pretty little building, this place nails the lunch fare, especially the sandwiches. (And note, it’s only open on weekdays and only during lunch.)

3735 Nelson St., 951.683.6650; www.backstreetriverside.com.

BANN THAI. A brand new Thai treat that tastes as nice in the mouth as the place looks with the eyes. 6461 Brockton Ave., 951.684.3381; www. bannthairiverside.com.

BELLA TRATTORIA ITALIAN BISTRO. Fine Italian cuisine in a posh atmosphere. Open for lunch and dinner. 3649 Mission Inn Ave., 951.784.0300; www. missioninn.com. $$ BEST THAI. In a hurry for some curry? Try this quick, quality, authentic stop. 1735 Spruce St. #F, 951.682.4256; www.bestthai-cuisine.com. $ BUSY CAFÉ. End your search for the best Chinese grub here! This family restaurant has some flavorpacked beef, chicken and pork dishes mixed with the best spicy sauces make it “to die for.”

And don’t forget to calm down your flaring taste buds with some Boba Milk Tea. 1201 University Ave., #110A, 951.683.2228.

Café Sevilla. Spanish fare, Tapas bar, the works.

Also has dinner shows on weekends. In The Marketplace. 3252 Mission Inn Ave., 951.778.0611; www.cafesevilla.com. $$$ CHARLEY ROKK’S AUTHENTIC TEXAS BBQ. Your favorite home-style treats can be found here from macaroni and cheese to Cajun rice and all meaty treats in between; all in the name of deliciously homemade BBQ. 5145 Jurupa Ave., Ste. G-4, Riverside, 951.774.0039; www.CharleyRokksBBQ.com.

COBBLESTONE BAKERY & DELI. Need a sandwich with an extra kick—or one that’s just extra thick?

This place has the tastes and sizes to surprise.

8304 Limonite Ave., 951.685.6161; www.cobblestonebakery.com.

CRESCENT JEWELL RESTAURANT & LOUNGE. The Southern-based specialties of salmon, gumbo and eggplant are mighty fine here—or so we’ve heard. 3597 Main St, 951.684.1000; www.crescentjewell.info.

D’elia’s grinders. Remember when the grinder was a serious sandwich? If so, we’ve got a great trip back into memory lane. 2093 University Ave., 951.683.7380; www.deliasgrinders.com. $ DONA TIMOS la cascada MEXICAN GRILL.

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DINING GUIDE They’re doing God’s work when it comes to their tacos, enchiladas and burritos. 3635 University Ave., 951.684.8614.

EL FOGON. A handful of Mexican dishes and little cow tongue to go with it. 765 Blaine St., 951.782.8959.

ELEPHANT THAI CUISINE. A great outdoor patio, sweet service and a few mentionable Thai dishes. Larb Salad, anyone? 3720 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.682.9300.

FLABOB AIRPORT café. Some great grits and a bountiful breakfast surrounded by a timeless diner experience and some takeoffs and landings just outside. 4130 Mennes Ave. #207, 951.686.6660.

THE GOLDEN OX. If you look carefully enough, you might find Flo from Mel’s Diner behind the counter. 6490 Magnolia Ave., 951.782.8922.

GRAM’S MISSION B-B-Q PALACE. One of the top contenders for sheer smoked-for-hours deliciousness. 3527 Main St., 951.782.8219. $$ THE HIDEAWAY. Discover this dive bar and try a classic French Dip sandwich with subtly sweet au jus that will make your mouth water. 3700 Main St., Lower Level, Riverside, 951.686.0950; wwwmissiongalleriacafe.com.

JAFANG’S PIZZA. For amazing pizza you won’t be able to turn down decorated dough-cooked creations like the “Whoa, Mama!” pizza; a supreme among supremes. Oh, and this joint also makes a mean turkey sandwich too. 1400 University Ave., 951.788.8880; www.jafangspizza.com.

JERSEY BURGERS. As our reviewer notes, this place is the new spot for comfortable, clean fast food in the downtown area. Mmmm, burgers.

3940 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.7660.

Joe’s Bar and Grill. Fun and festive dining with live entertainment and American eats like burgers, dogs, steak, and chili. 10909 Magnolia Ave., 951.637.3931. $$ KILLARNEY’S PUB & GRILL. The eats here range from the Irish inspired to the pub-tastic! 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. #532, 951.682.2933; www. killarneys.com/riverside. $$ KIM’S SPORTS BAR & GRILL. Make sure you sample Kim’s expertly prepared tacos—and some brews to go with them! 2994 Rubidoux Blvd., 951.686.2200. $$ LAKE ALICE TRADING CO. Here’s the high end of the bar food spectrum, featuring its famous Taco Tuesdays, plus sliders, burgers, salads, pizzas and plenty of appetizers, of course. 3616 University Ave., 951.686.7343; www.lakealicetradingco. com.

LAS CAMPANAS. It’s the best star-gazing dining experience there is with the added bonus of a new chef and good eats. 3694 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0300; www.missioninn.com. $$$ LITTLE GREEN ONIONS. A breakfast place that’s at its best when you stick with the basics. 6723 Brockton Ave., 951.328.1273.

MAGNONE TRATTORIA. You won’t be able to deny this Italian joint the respect it deserves, especially after trying the Calamari Fritta. 1630 Spruce St., Riverside, 951.781.8840; www.magnonetrattoria.com.

Mario’s Place. Business casual atmosphere, wine and ale varieties, and exquisite cuisine.

3646 Mission Inn Ave., 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com. $$$ Market Broiler. Open daily at 11am for lunch and dinner. Lunch is served until 3pm. The Market Broiler offers a children’s menu, senior’s discount and full bar. 3525 Merrill St., 951.276.9007; www. marketbroiler.com.

MEDITERRANEAN PALACE. If kabobs, shawerma, falafels and baklava are near ‘n’ dear to your grumblin’ tummy, this menu’s worth your money (especially the afternoon buffet). 1223 University Ave. #130, 951.781.8900; www.mpgrillandcafe. com.

MIJOS TACOS. Cheap eats are in abundance, as none of the Tex-Mex tastes here clock in at over ten bucks. 10203 Hole Ave., 951.358.0402.

MISSION BURGERS. The thoroughly juicy burgers here are a mouthful (seriously, you will be warned by your server!) and our personal fave is the green pepper and onion-packed Canada Burger. 4606 Pine St., Riverside, 951.682.7272. $$ MONARK ASIAN BISTRO. Asian fusion cuisine that’s full of new (and familiar) flavors. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr. #64, 951.683.1073; www.monarkasianbistro.com.

NANAY GLORIA’S FILIPINO FAST FOOD. This place serves a familial and comforting “Mother’s” meal right down the street from UCR

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which makes it the perfect stop for starving students and anyone looking for a tasty meal for a cheap price.

Fiesta Food Market, 1160 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.977.8373; www.thefiestafoodmarket. com. $ NEW INDIA SWEETS & SPICES. It’s officially a grocery store specializing in Indian-based goods, but there’s plenty of curry-ready plates to be offered here, too. 1320 Blaine St. #ABC, 951.781.0560. $ NEW YORK PIZZA CO. If you’re missing that East Coast flavor, this place has that thin-crust appeal on lock. And try the pastrami sandwich, too. You’re welcome. 3570 Van Buren Blvd., 951.688.4000; www.newyorkpizzariverside.com.

OASIS VEGETARIAN CAFÉ & BAKERY. This place is a veggie/vegan’s delight, featuring both American and Hispanic cuisine. Seeking meatless steak burgers or tacos? Look no further. 11550 Pierce St., 951.688.5423; www.oasisvegetarian. com.

OISHII SUSHI & TERIYAKI. Get your mouth “sea deep in roll heaven,” as we like to say ‘round here. 6133 Magnolia Ave., 951.784.2550; www. myspace.com/oishiisushi. $$ Olivia’s Mexican Restaurant. Everything is made fresh daily and if you haven’t been here before, well, you’re missing out. 9447 Magnolia Ave., 951.689.2131; www.oliviasmexicanrestaurant.com. $ PHO Saigon. Pho is a clear broth soup served with thin noodles that can be vegetarian or filled with chicken, shrimp or beef—get your perfect setup right here. 1450 N. University Ave. #N, 951.369.0306. $ PHOOD ON MAIN. The odd spelling matches the acceptably weird vibe, but the delicious sandwiches are anything but odd. 3737 Main St. #100, 951.276.7111; www.phoodonmain.net.

PROABITION. Experience the lavish living of the roaring ’20s in a bar with some damn good food and even better cocktails. 3597 Main St., Riverside, 951.222.2110; www.proabition.com.

PUNJAB PALACE. Satisfy your hungering itch for spice with a few dishes that might empty your wallet but certainly fill your stomach. 1766 University Ave., Ste 102, Riverside, 951.686.9968; www. punjabpalacecuisineofindia.com. $$ PUPUSERIA MIGUELENAS. You may giggle at the name but a pupusa is a simple El Salvadorian dish of corn tortillas filled with your indulgence of both sweet and spicy toppings. 5310 Mission Blvd., 951.682.4054. $ RED HOT KITCHEN. Hey foodies, this new place has tastes to crave, including the pickled kimchi taco, an avocado and mango salad, and totally bomb jalapeno bombs. 1995 University Ave., 951.684.9800; www.rhkriverside.com.

ROMANO’S CHICAGO PIZZARIA. Deep-dish Chicago style pizza that’s worth every bite. The Italian fare is terrific, too. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., 951.781.0773; www.romanosrestaurants.com.

ROYAL ORCHID THAI. Fast food Thai that thankfully doesn’t taste like fast food. 9791 Magnolia Ave., 951.354.6100.

THE SALTED PIG. It’s name is the tip off that there’s plenty of pork to be had here. Don’t miss out on such items as the pork belly sandwich, the Really Good Burger (that’s the name!) or the bacon ice cream sandwich. 3700 12th St., 951.848.4020; www.saltedpigriverside.com.

SIMPLE SIMON’S BAKERY & BISTRO. When it comes to the specialty sandwiches, this place serves terrific tastes between two pieces of bread. (We love the Italian Grinder and Croissant Club.) 3639 Main St., 951.369.6030.

SMOKEY CANYON BBQ. Grab a whiff of hickory with these tasty, meaty dishes. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr. #9, 951.782.8808; www.smokeycanyon. com. $$ Templo Del Sol. What could be better than a bunch of meat, cheese, beans and veggies wrapped in a large flour tortilla? 1365 University Ave., 951.682.7047.

YELLOW CHILI TAPAS KITCHEN AND BAR. This joint has opened a restaurant strictly to praise the art of the appetizer. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Ste. # 42, 951.686.9400.

ZACATECAS CAFÉ. This place dates back to 1963.

That should tell you something about its great Mexican grub right there. 2472 University Ave., 951.683.3939.

ZORBA’S RESTAURANT. Deliciously traditional American burgers that you can wash down with a unique assortment of over fifty soda flavors.

450 Iowa Ave., 951.686.5830.

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san bernardino Alfredo’s Pizza and Pasta. A classic Italian joint, right down to the red and white checkered tablecloths. 251 W. Base Line St., 909.885.0218; www.alfredospizzandpasta.com.

The Castaway. Experience award winning cuisine and service, while taking in the fabulous mountain and valley views. 670 Kendall Dr., 909.881.1502; www.castawayrestaurant.com. $$$ Delhi Palace. All the greatest hits: tandoori chicken, lamb and naan. Check out the buffet, too! 2001 Diners Ct., 909.884.9966. $$ JACKPOT TASTY THAI-CHINESE FOOD. Tasty Thai cuisine that rolls the dice and pays out in delectable, authentic dividends. 2160 S. Waterman Ave. #C, 909. 824.1324.

LE RENDE-VOUS GOURMET CUISINE. One of the last true French restaurants in the IE and yes, they’ve got escargot. 4775 N. Sierra Wy., San Bernardino, (909) 883-1231; www.LeRendezVousRestaurant.com.

Los Portales. Mexican fare like mamacita used to make—over 100 dishes of it. 1313 N. Waterman Ave., 909.888.2544; www.losportales3.com.

Lotus Garden. Styled like an authentic pagoda, this Chinese hotspot offers kung pao chicken, Singapore noodles and clay pot entrees. 111 E. Hospitality Ln., 909.381.6171. $ MARDI GRAS RESTAURANT. Yes, it’s the best Cajun and creole cuisine in the Inland Empire. Great breakfast, lunch and dinner served all day, seven days a week, with live jazz twice weekly. 201 N. E St., 909.884.5000.

MITLA café. a long-standing institution in the city, with a menu of vintage Mexican restaurant selections in a family-owned location. 602 N. Mt. Vernon Ave., 909.888.0460; www.mitlacafe. com. $ THE MUG. Not a whole lot’s changed in the 60 years this eatery offering up pizza and more. 1588 W. Highland Ave., 909.887.1550.

SEASONS. This restaurant’s actually operated by the students of the Art Institutes’ Culinary Academy, featuring fine dining with great plates at great prices. 674 E. Brier Dr., 909.915.2170; www. artinstitutes.edu/inlandempire.

SUNDOWNERS FAMILY RESTAURANT. Yes, it’s a family restaurant…discover the rest for yourself.

1131 S. E St., 909.884.3510.

Surfer Joe’s. This laid-back eatery enjoys a loyal following who come in for the homemade pizzas, pastas and sandwiches. 251 E. Redlands Blvd., 909.824.5523. $

upland BLACK WATCH PUB. This place where “everybody knows your name” offers some bomb British dishes.

497 N. Central Ave., #B, Upland, 909.981.6069; www.theblackwatchpub.com.

Bulldog Pub & Restaurant. British cuisine, you ask? Yes, it exists! The fish ‘n’ chips is always a terrific stomach pleaser. 1667 N. Mountain Ave. #117, 909.946.6614. $ Buffalo Inn. Totally quaint and rustic roadhousetype joint with great burgers, outdoor seating and sometimes live music. 1814 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.981.5515. $ CONNAL’S BURGERS, SALADS AND SUBS. Deliciously retro flavors to matchy an equally old-school decor. 1227 W. 7th St., 909.982.2531; www.connals. com.

GRAZIES ITALIAN RESTAURANT & SPORTS BAR. Mix classic Italian food with a sports bar atmosphere and you get a great time. 1615 N. Mountain Ave., 909.981.2924. $ Joey’s Western Steak-N-BAR-B-Q. Four words: fire pits and brewskies. Oh, and meat. That’s five.

1964 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.982.2128; www.joeysbbq. com. $$$ LIMERICKS TAVERN. Catch your favorite game on one of the many TVs at this tavern and enjoy some neat dishes like the Irish Nachos and Beer-battered Fish Sandwich. 1234 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.920.5630; www.facebook.com/limerickstavern. $$ THE LOCAL BAKERY AND CAFÉ. This homey treat spot reminds us more of the places outside our neck of the woods. 120 E. 9th St., 909.920.3458; www.thelocalbakerandcafe.com.

LOVING HUT. Well-executed vegetarian grub that even surprises the meat-eaters! And don’t forget the desserts. 903-B W. Foothill Blvd., 909.982.3882; www.lovinghut.us/upland.

PETRILLI’S PIZZA. Pizza and sandwiches that are very easy to love hail from this hot take-out spot. 110 S. Mountain Ave., 909.981.8114; www.petrillispizza.

com. $ PINE HAVEN CAFE. Let this breakfast and lunch menu blow your mind and fill your stomach with unimaginable delights. 1191 E. Foothill Blvd., 909.946.4674; www.pinehavencatering.com. $ san biagio’s pizza. After taking a bite of these NY-style slices, it’ll be hard to believe you’re still in Upland. 1263 W. 7th St., 909.946.9277; www.sanbiagios.com. $ san biagio’s pizza. Same as the above San Biagio, just in another spot in the city. 1118 E. 19th St. #F, 909.949.6900; www.sanbiagios.com. $ TANGO BAIRES CAFÉ. Authentically delicious Argentine cuisine. 870 E. Foothill Blvd. #2, 909.985.6800; www.tangobairescafe.com. $$ TEQUILA HOPPERS. Burgers and appetizers that are better than the standard bar fare. 60 N. Mountain Ave., 909.985.9114; www.tequilahoppers.com. $$ VINCE’S SPAGHETTI. All sorts of well made Italian cuisine and sandwiches. Meatballs, French Dip sandwiches, classic lasagna; this place does it right.

Route 66, 8241 Foothill Blvd., 909.981.1003; www. vincesspaghettiroute66.com. $ WINDY C’S CHICAGO HOT DOGS. Fly straight to this shop for iconic flavors of Chicago—but bring some cash. 140 S. Mountain Ave., 909.982.8273; www.windycs.com.

great cuisine getaways Explore the outer-IE’s great culinary treasures.

THE ADOBE GRILL. 49499 Eisenhower Dr., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com.

ALICANTE. 140 S. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9464; www.alicanteps.com.

AZTLAN TACOS. 29280 Central Ave., Ste G, Lake Elsinore, 951.471.0440.

BAMBOO ASIAN RESTAURANT. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 888.732.4264; www.pechanga. com.

THE BISTRO. 84245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort.com.

CAFÉ AROMA. 54750 N. Circle Dr., Idyllwild-Pine Cove, 951.659.5212; www.cafearoma.org CHICAGO PASTA HOUSE. 24667 Sunnymead Blvd., Moreno Valley, 951.924.5777; www.chicagopastahouse.com.

CURRY AND KABOB. 12125 Day St., Ste H-301, Moreno Valley, 951.682.7500.

ERNIE’S BAR AND GRILL. 56150 PGA Blvd., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com.

FILIPPI’S PIZZA GROTTO. 27309 Jefferson Ave., Temecula, 951.699.8900; www.realcheesepizza.com.

GREAT OAK STEAKHOUSE. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.770.8507; www.pechanga.com.

THE HOOD BAR AND PIZZA, 74360 Hwy 111, Palm Desert, 760.636.5220; www.thehoodbar.com.

JIAO. 515 N. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.321.1424; www.jiaops.com.

JOY. 84245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, 800.827.2946; www.fantasyspringsresort.com.

KING’S HIGHWAY. 701 E. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9900; www.acehotel.com/palmsprings/dining.

LIAM’S IRISH PUB. 1087 S. Mt. Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900.

MADLON’S RESTAURANT, 829 W. Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear, 909.585.3762; www.madlonsrestaurant.com.

MD BURGER. 494999 Eisenhower Dr., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com.

NATURAL NINE NOODLE CO. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 951.755.5620; www.natural9noodle. com.

PAPPY & HARRIETS. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, 760.365.5956; www.pappyandharriets.com.

PINNOCCHIO IN THE DESERT. 134 E. Tahquitz Canyon Wy., Palm Springs, 760.322.3776; www. pinnocchiops.com.

POM FANTASY SPRINGS. 84245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, 800.827.2946; www.fantasy springsresort.com.

RESTAURANT AT PONTE. 35053 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.252.1770; www.pontewinery.com.

SPORTSWATCH BAR AND GRILL. 27961 Highland Ave., Highland, 909.280.3250; www.sportswatchbarandgrill.com.

SUN DOWNERS FAMILY RESTAURANT. 1131 S. “E” St., San Bernardino, 909.884.3510; www.sundownersfamilyrestaurant.com TACOS AND TEQUILA. 49750 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www.morongocasinoresort. com.

TROPICAL BBQ. 26684 Margarita Rd., Murrieta, 951.698.4124; www.tropicalbbqtemecula.com.

TWENTY6. 494999 Eisenhower Dr., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com.

sun 11/17

FANTASY CUPCAKE CHALLENGE

Cupcakes have come a long way from mom’s kitchen. With shows like Cupcake Wars and DC Cupcakes, what’s a girl, (or guy) to do to make it in the baking world?

You might as well find inspiration to make confections as dazzling as those seen on T.V. Fantasy Cupcake Challenge encourages professional and non-professional cupcakemakers to present their best recipes and designs for a chance to win cash and other sweet prizes! $30. 1pm-4pm. Fantasy Springs Resort & Casino, 84245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, (760) 342-5000; www.fantasyspringsresort.com.

mon 11/18

sat 11/16 BILL COSBY

Do you remember growing up watching The Cosby Show? It’s hard to forget those opening credits and funky dance moves. Most of us were lucky enough to catch the re-runs of this classic show, even if we weren’t young enough to watch the debuts. Either way, it was just as funny and endearing as it was when it first aired. Bill Cosby played Heathcliff Huxtable, the loving husband and adoring dad to five kids. We’ll never forget the crazy and colorful sweaters that became Bill Cosby’s trademark. Its been 21 years since The Cosby Show ended, and after producing various other shows, movies and projects (Little Bill, Fat Albert, Kids Say the Darndest Things), Bill Cosby is back to his roots of stand-up comedy. Cosby’s act consists of topics like fatherhood, married life, stories from his childhood, race, the work life, drugs, economics and more. He’s a story teller who puts his comedic spin on subjects, transforming his stories into something relatable to audiences regardless of their race, age or gender. Cosby has won numerous awards and recognitions for this work including a Grammy for this comedy album, Started out as a Child. He’s also written his own book Fatherhood, which was a bestseller in 1986. With Cosby coming to the Coussoulis Arena at CSUSB performing two shows in one night, we can’t help but wonder if he’ll wear a crazy sweater. (Dulce Balandran) 6pm. & 8:30pm. $40-$75. Cal State San Bernardino, 5500 University Pkwy., San Bernadrino, (909) 537-7360; arena.csusb.edu.

fri 11/15

J’ENTENDS PLUS LA GUITAREI

Life is one big passing moment—what we hold so dear slowly releases itself from our grasp moving forward just as slowly and inadvertently as we do. Director Phillippe Garrel’s, J’Entends Plus la Guitarei, is somewhat a memoir revealing times’ gracious passing and its ability to blind you from what you are slowing being deprived of. Poetically and visually charged this film is a must see.

7pm. Culver Center, UCR ARTSBlock, 3824 Main St., Riverside, (951) 827-4787; artsblock.ucr.edu.

thu 11/14

“RET, SCUTCH, HECKLE”

Creating works in different dimensions, Los Angeles based artist, Krysten Cunningham, explores the ideas of consciousness through the construction of sculptures made from a multitude of materials using various techniques. Celebrating this exhibition as the 47th installment of Pomona College Museum of Art’s, Project Series, a special night well be held with curatorial intern Hannah Pivo giving an insightful expert talk on Krysten Cunningham and her work.

12pm-11pm. Pomona College Museum of Art, 333 N. College Way, Claremont, (909) 621-8283.

AN EVENING WITH GRAHAM NASH

As a state-of-the-art venue, the McCallum Theatre & Performing Arts has helped enrich the lives of desert residents by bringing quality entertainment to their community. Founder of icon bands like Crosby, Stills and Nash and The Dollies, musician Graham Nash will be rockin’ it live at this one night event—living up to the McCallum standards of excellence. $35-$75. 8pm. McCallum Theatre & Performing Arts, 73000 Fred Waring Dr., Palm Desert, (760) 340-2787; www.mccallumtheatre.com.

wed 11/20

tue 11/19

With its great food and drink options, along with the longest happy hour in the Inland Empire, Mission Tobacco Lounge is the IE’s go-to spot for quality entertainment and a great atmosphere. As a beacon for national and international acts, MTL’s comedy nights features sets by Grade A comedians followed by a live musical act to end the night right. Don’t miss this night featuring comedian Lotte B. $20. 8pm. Mission Tobacco Lounge, 3630 University Ave., Riverside, (951) 682-4427; www.missiontobaccolounge.com.

After winning Kenney Chesney’s Next Big Super Star in 2008, Frankie Ballard has been rising to super-stardom. Known for showcasing up-and-coming hit-makers, San Bernardino’s Brandin’ Iron will have the honor of hosting Ballard as a performer.

With hits like “Tell Me You Get Lonely” and “A Buncha Girls,” Ballard will no doubt have residents of the Inland Empire two steppin’ through the night. $10. 6pm. The Brandin’ Iron, 320 S E St. San Bernardino, (909) 888-7388; www.brandinironsaloon.com.

COMEDY NIGHT

FRANKIE BALLARD

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MUSIC 135 EAST. Every Sun Sunday Slaughterhouse. Every Tues Rock Tuesdays feat. Live bands. 10 pm. Every Wed Live hip-hop. 6 pm. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east. com.

ALOFT HOTEL. Every Wed Acoustic Wednesdays. 8 pm. 10480 4th St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.484.2018; www.aloftontario-rc.com.

BENJARONG. Every Fri-Sat Live Music. 1001 Park Ave., Redlands, 909.792.3235; www.thebenjarong.com.

BRANDIN IRON. Fri-Sat Chris Lozano and the Dixie Playboys. Tues Frankie Ballard. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www.brandinironsaloon. com.

THE BULLDOG PUB. Every Thurs Bob Summers and His Quartet. Every Sun Bob Summers’ Open Mic Night. 4 pm8 pm. Shows: 21+. 1667 N. Mountain Ave., Upland, 909.946.6614.

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CADILLAC RANCH. Fri-Sat River Road.

9 pm. Sun Jaye Shooter. 5 pm. Mon Monday Nite Football Party. 5 pm.

22581 Outer Hwy. 18, Apple Valley, 760.247.7060; www.cadillacranchav. com.

CHINO SPECTRUM. Sat Bring Your Own Blues. 6 pm. 4036 Grand Ave., Chino, 909.946.6226; www. shopchinospectrum.com.

CLUB TRINIDAD. Every Mon and Tues Tomcats. 7 pm-11 pm. The Purple Room, 1900 E. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.969.1800.

DAILY BREW. Sat Micah Justice; Shawn McBride; Sal & Isela Con Salsaritos.

2995 Van Buren Blvd., Riverside, 951.352.7477.

DAILY GRIND. Every 1 st Fri Open Mic. 6 pm-10 pm. Every Sat Live Showcase.

2955 Van Buren Blvd., Riverside, 951.352.7477; wwwdailybrewcrew. com.

EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every 1st Sat Live bands feat. Nuke Mutant Promotions Rockabilly, Rock en Espanol and more. 9 pm-2am.

Every 2nd Fri La Nueva Cueva. 9 pm2 am. Every 2nd Sat Live Rockabilly & Phsycobillthescrubdaily.com y bands feat. Empire Ent. & Blue Jean Betty.

9 pm-2am. Every 3rd Fri Noche De Bandas Y Conjuntos. 9 pm-2am. Every 3rd Sat Live heavy metal bands feat.

Wolf Attack. 9 pm-2am. Every 4th Fri la Nueva Cueva. Every 4th Sat Live

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ska and reggae bands. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+.

FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO. Sat Ne-Yo. 84245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 760.342.5000; www. fantasyspringsresort.com.

FIRST SOUTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH. Sat Hemet Community Concert Association Concert. 2 pm. 433 S. San Jacinto St., Hemet, 951.927.1775.

FLOUR FUSION. Every Fri Live Music.

7 pm. 133 N. Main St., Lake Elsinore, 951.245.1166; www.flourfusion.com.

FOX THEATER. Sat Relient K; Motion City Soundtrack. 6pm. 301 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 877.283.6976; www. foxpomona.com.

THE GLASS HOUSE. Fri Melt Banana; Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin; Retox; Army Navy. 7 pm. Sat The Black Dahlia Murder; Skeletonwitch; Fallujah, Noisem. 7pm. Sun Turnt x Burnt Fall 2013 TOur. 7 pm. 200 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.865.3802; www.theglasshouse.us.

HANGAR 24 BREWERY. Every Wed Live Music. 6:30pm-9:30pm.1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, 909.398.1400; www. hangar24brewery.com.

HIP KITTY JAZZ AND FONDUE. Thurs, Nov. 14 The Lounge Trio. 7pm. Fri The Tim Gill All-Stars. 8pm. Sat Mark Tortorici & The Hollywood Combo. 8pm. Sun The Atomic Sherpas. 7pm. Tues Beat Cinema Presents Beat Battle Vol. 6.

Wed Open Jam with Sean Amato & Friends. 8pm. 502 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com.

KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. Every Wed Live Music. 9 pm. Every Thurs Live Entertainment/Hawaiian Reggae. 9 pm.

Every Fri Hawaiian Music. 5 pm. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas.com.

LA CREPERIE. Every Fri-Sat Jazz Night.

7 pm-10 pm. 3968 Grand Ave., Chino, 909.342.6016; www.lacreperiecafe.net.

MARDI GRAS RESTAURANT. Every Sat Jeff Chaz Blues Band. 7 pm. 201 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.884.5000; www. mardigras-restaurant.com.

MARGARITAS RESTAURANT. Every Sun Live Music. 10:30am. 1000 E Tahquitz Canyon Rd., Palm Springs, 760.778.3500; www. margaritasrestaurant.net.

MARIO’S PLACE. Every Fri & Sat Live Music. 10 pm-1am. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www. mariosplace.com.

MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Fri Gamblers Mark; The Sugar Daddys; Viva La Vox; Reverend Red. Sat Prima Donna; Vicky and the Vengents; Crystal & The Cutthroats; Undercover Monsters. Sun The Lunar Strays. Mon Battle of the Bands. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www. missiontobaccolounge.com THE PALACE. Sun, Nov. 17 Marques Houston. Every 1st and 3rd Sun West Coast Sundays 9 pm. 1276 W. 7th St., Upland, www.openmicbattle. eventbrite.com.

PERFORMING ARTS RECITAL HALL. Tues Ceora Winds. 7:30pm. 5000 University Pkwy., San Bernardino, 909.537.7516.

PLUM HOUSE COFFEE CLUB. Every Fri, Sat & Tues Open Mic. Night. 6 pm. 3882 12th St., Riverside, 951.784.1369; www. myspace.com/theplumhouse.

REDLANDS UNDERGROUND. Every Mon Open mic night hosted by Shaina Turian. 9:30pm. 19 E. Citrus,

Redlands, 909.798.1500; www. redlandsunderground.com.

ROMANO’S CONCERT LOUNGE. Every Wed Open Mic Night. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Riverside, 951.781.7662; www. theconcertlounge.com.

SORREL BISTRO. Every First Fri Therapy feat. Live music and art. 41377 Margarita Rd., Suite F-108, Temecula, 951.296-3372; www.sorrelbistro.com.

SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Every Fri Live music. 9 pm. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com.

STEELWORKERS AUDITORIUM. Tues Acoustic Flamenco Guitar. 6:30pm.

Lewis Library and Technology Center, 8437 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.428.8816; www.fontanarecreation. org.

THE UPSIDEDOWN BAR. Every Thurs Live reggae. Every Fri Live rock music. Every Sat 80s Night. 10555 Mills Ave., Montclair, 909.626.9091; www. upsidedownbar.com. 21+.

TOBY KEITH’S I LOVE THIS BAR & GRILL. Wed Gold Rush Country. 12635 N. Main St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.922.8032; www.facebook.com/ tobykeithsbarandchoca.

upcoming ANTHONY GREEN, The Glass House, Nov. 21.

NOCHES CON RITMO, Steelworkers’ Auditorium, Nov. 21.

SLEEPING WITH SIRENS, Fox Theater Pomona, Nov. 21.

THE TERYN RE TRIO, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Nov. 21.

AGAINST THE GRAIN, The Brandin’ Iron, Nov. 22.

THE FULLTONES, Cadillac Ranch Saloon, Nov. 22.

NUTTY, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Nov. 22 PENNYWISE, The Glass House, Nov. 22.

SOUND PRESERVATION SOCIETY, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Nov. 22.

100% SILK TOUR, The Glass House, Nov. 23.

AGAINST THE GRAIN, The Brandin’ Iron, Nov. 23.

THE FULLTONES, Cadillac Ranch Saloon, Nov. 23.

THE GET DOWN BOYS, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Nov. 23.

RIO, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Nov. 23.

DIAMOND DAVE’S, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Nov. 24.

JAYE SHOOTER, Cadillac Ranch Saloon, Nov. 24.

THE OVEREASY, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Nov. 24.

ADSR, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Nov. 26.

BLACK BEAR & THE CHEYENNE AUTUMN BAND, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Nov. 26.

THE DEBONAIRES, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Nov. 26.

OPEN JAM WITH CARL BUNCH & FRIENDS, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Nov. 27.

bars & lounges 2ND AVENUE SALOON & SPORTS BAR. Come on, rack ‘em up, right over here!

There’s pizza, too. Sun-Thurs Free pool all day. Fri-Sat Free pool until 7 pm. 271 N. 2nd Ave., Upland, 909.946.1750.

12TH FLOOR WINE BAR & COCKTAIL LOUNGE. We’ve been told that

this Fantasy Springs location is picturesque. Just imagine what you can see from the 12th floor!

Fri Weekly Wine Down tastings.

7 pm-9pm. $30. 84-245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 800.827.2946; www. fantasyspringsresort.com.

26 DEGREES. Cold beer, hot girls, great food, good times! Tues Ladies night.

Wed & Thurs Karaoke. Happy hour, daily 3 pm-7pm. 1535 E. Ontario Ave. #101, Corona, 951.734.1900.

135 EAST. This is the newest lounge

bar on the block that not only has an extensive dining menu and plenty of musical events to choose from but you’re also confronted with one of the most difficult decisions: choosing from one of their 135 different martinis. Happy Hour: Mon-Fri, 3 pm7 pm. 2 for 1 beers and well drinks. 1/2 off appetizers. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com.

340 RESTAURANT & NIGHTCLUB. Every Fri-Sat 2-4-1 drinks 7 pm-9pm. Every

Sun All drinks 2-4-1, 7 pm-9pm. Open drag contest hosted by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Star Raven, 9:30pm.

TIGERHEAT presents LOUD! 340 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.865.9340; www.340nightclub.com.

ALIBI EAST. The bar’s website states that it’s all new and even “industrial strength.” Sun Beer Bust. $1.50 domestic drafts, $1 tacos. 3 pm-9pm.

Mon “M” Madness Mondays. Any “m” drink for $5. Tues Karaoke. 9 pm-1am.

Wed Happy hour all day. Thurs $3-$4-

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Ne-Yo Sat, Nov. 16

Radio friendly love songs would be nowhere without the musings of Ne-Yo; while these may be big words, we have the facts to back it up. We’re convinced you have heard of Rihanna—it’s impossible to avoid hearing one of her many hit songs like “Take a Bow” or “Unfaithful” blaring on the radio. If not, maybe the mega-hit “You Should Let Me Love You,” performed by R&B singer Mario may ring a bell. These and countless other chart topping singles were the lyrical brainchild of one man. His unique image and even more unique name calls for little to no introduction.

He’s a pop star of impressive proportions; he is the man behind the brimmed cap, he is Ne-Yo. With a successful producing career, expansive clientele that he’s written hits for and amazing vocal chops, Ne-Yo landed on the superstar list with countless #1 chart toppers. This Grammy Award winner and a triple threat has a show lined up at Indio’s Fantasy Springs Resort Casino, bringing his many musical talents to the Inland Empire stomping ground. Check out his archive to brush up on the need to knows, and lounge while he serenades the crowd with songs from his fifth studio album and latest release, R.E.D. Just as an FYI, we hear he has a reputation of having undergarments thrown on stage while performing—you’ve been warned! (Kim Johnson) IE Fantasy Springs Resort Casino, 84-245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, (800) 827-294; www.fantasyspringsresort.com. 8pm. $49-$109.

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calendar $5 drafts and wells. Fri $2 domestic bottles. 9 pm. 225 S. San Antonio Ave., Pomona, 909.623.9422; www.alibieast. com.

ART’S BAR & GRILL. Over 50 varieties of cold beer, right here! Tues Taco Tuesdays, 75 cent tacos. 3357 University Ave., Riverside, 951.683.9520.

BACK DOOR. Just a regular little ol’ bar with a juke, pool table, darts and Monday Night Football, if it’s on (and in season). 1250 E. Mission Blvd., Pomona, 909.622.6282.

BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Tues Open mic music night. 7pm. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www. back2thegrind.com.

BARNACLES SPORTS BAR. They’ve got plenty of specialty drinks that will turn your calm evening of enjoying live music and good food into the night of your life! Happy Hour: 3 pm-7pm. Every Tues and Thurs Karaoke. Every Wed Free jukebox. 6 pm-9pm. 1936 Mentone Blvd., Mentone, 909.794.5851; www. barnaclessportsbar.com.

BIG CHEESE PIZZA CO. Sun Swerve Sundays, $5 with student ID, $10 cover, $20 Vip patio. Ladies free before 10 pm. 3397 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 888.784.0555; www.thebigcheesepiza. com.

BLACK HORSE TAVERN. This recently remodeled Norco hangout has ten beers on tap and daily lunch specials.

Happy Hour food and drink specials Mon-Fri, 3 pm-7pm; all day Sun. 1825 Hamner Ave. #A, Norco, 951.278.2771.

BLACK WATCH PUB. An Upland staple featuring plenty of regulars and plenty of folks just there for the live music, which happens every weekend. Thurs Darts. Fri-Sat Live bands. 497-B N. Central Ave., Upland, 909.981.6069; www.myspace.com/blackwatchpub.

BLU BAR & GRILL. Located inside the Hilton Ontario Airport, this stop features a ton of drink specials, from drafts and wells to wines and much more. (There are food specials, too.) Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 4pm-6pm. 700 N. Haven Ave., Ontario, 909.980.0400.

THE BOILER ROOM. Happy Hour, TuesSat, 7 pm-10 pm. 345 5th St., Redlands, 909.792.8855; www.theboilerroom.com.

BOONDOCKS. It was the new bar in town. (That is, until the next one opened.) Thurs Karaoke. Fri Live bands. Sat Karaoke. Sun Open mic night. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed Industry night. 100 E. Harrison, Corona, 951.739.0646; www.myspace.com/ boondockscorona.

BRANDIN’ IRON. California’s longest running honky-tonk, since 1969. Brassy, classy authentic saloon and restaurant, with a huge maple dance floor to scoot your boots. 18+ unless otherwise noted. Thurs World Famous $1.50 U-Call-Its, $2.50 domestics. 5 pm-2am. Fri Ladies Night. $1 drafts, $2.50 wells. 7pm9pm.18+. Sat Dollar Saturday, $1 drafts, 2.50 wells. 6 pm-2 am. Tues $1 Taco Night.

6 pm-1 am. Wed College Night. No cover with college/military ID. 7 pm-11 pm. $1 Drafts, $2 Well Drinks, $2 longnecks.

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THE BULLDOG PUB. Mon Comedy Night.

Tues Pub Quiz. Wed Open Mic Night.

Fri Karaoke. 9 pm. 1667 Mountain Ave. #117, Upland, 909.946.6614. c ACTUS CANTINA. Plenty of frozen specialty drinks to keep you coming back to their drink menu (there’s some good grub, too). Mon-Fri Food specials & happy hour. 3 pm-6pm.

151 E. Alessandro Blvd., Riverside, 951.789.0211; www.cactuscantina.org.

CADILLAC RANCH. Everything you could possibly want in a bar: karaoke, featured days; heck if you pay them they’ll even call a limo to come pick you up. Sat Karaoke Party. 9 pm. Every Mon Football party 5pm. 22581 Outer Hwy. 18, Apple Valley, 760.247.7060; www.cadillacranchav.com.

CANCUN BAR & GRILL. It’s a Dance club, fine dining and sports bar: Cancun Bar & Grill has it all! Daily food and drink specials. Not to mention the massive beer and liquor selection available. Thirty flat screens cover the walls with awesome surround sound. Plus free pool from 4pm -11 pm.

801 Tri City Center Dr., Redlands.

909.798.5400.

CAPRI LOUNGE. Just a nice local bar.

Really. Ask them. We did. 1355 E. 4th St., Ontario, 909.984.5405.

CARNAVAL NIGHTCLUB. You’re ideal club, completing your night of dancing and rockin music that tricks you into thinking you’re somewhere in Rio. 342 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.623.6600; www.carnavalclub.com.

CASA 425. A gorgeous and rather hip hotel in the western half of Claremont’s Village, with a lovely lounge to boot. Sun-Thurs Happy hour with drink specials. 4pm-7pm. 425 W. 1st St., Claremont, 866.450.0425; www. casa425.com.

CHAPARRAL LIVE ROOM. It’s no longer just another bar in a bowling alley, as the Live Room’s now a full-scale nightclub with a dance floor, pool tables, hi-def TVs, darts, nightly drink specials and food! Thurs, Sat & Sun Live music. Fri Karaoke. Wed Strike Lounge.

8 pm. 400 W. Bonita Ave., San Dimas, 909.592.2772; www.chaparralliveroom. com.

CHAPPIE’S. Its St. Patrick’s Day all year long at this lounge pub that doesn’t have pool tables but does have two golfing machines and dart boards. Live bands, occasionally. Thurs, Sat & Sun Live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 7 am10 am & 4pm-6pm. Mon & Tues Karaoke.

Wed DJ. 229 E. Florida Ave., Hemet, 951.658.3410.

CHARACTERS. Located in downtown Pomona’s Antique Row/Arts & Music Colony, this bar features pool tables, darts and live sports. There’s also live music and DJs in the outdoor patio.

Thurs Ladies Night. Drink specials. FriSat Live bands. Sun Karaoke. 9 pm. 276 E. 1st St., Pomona, 909.622.9070; www. characterspomona.com.

CHERP’S COCKTAILS. Go here, if only to find out who or what Cherp is. Mon-Fri Happy Hour. 3 pm-6pm. 8627 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.823.1234.

CHULAS RESTAURANT & SPORTS BAR. Fri Karaoke. 9pm. Every 1st, 3rd & 5th Fri Funky Fridays. DJ/dancing. Top 40 hits. 401 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.391.1000; www.mtnchulas.com.

CITIZENS BUSINESS BANK ARENA, Sun Cantares Corp Presenta Joan Sebastian; Ezequiel Pena. 7 pm. 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario.

909.244.5500; www.cbbankarena.com CLOVER CLUB. Pool tables and all that usual bar stuff. Fri & Sat Karaoke. 8pm.

25570 Baseline St., San Bernardino, 909.884.8363.

CORRAL BAR & GRILL. Dining, sports and all the UFC events your eyes can handle! Mon-Fri Happy Hour. 3 pm-7pm.

12345 S. Mountain Ave. #2, Chino, 909.613.5995.

COYOTE BEACH. Featuring some of the best BBQ around, plus don’t miss the pool tables and air hockey. Open Tues-Sat, 4 pm. Fri-Sat DJ Dance night.

Tues Taco Tuesdays, $1 tacos. Tues & Wed Free pool. Wed Karaoke. 8 pm. 835 N. Main St., Corona, 951.371.2225.

DBA256 GALLERY.WINE BAR. Ritzy and sophisticated, this comfy wine bar doubles as an art gallery with rotating monthly exhibits. Mon, Wed, Thurs & Fri Happy Hour. 3 pm-6 pm. Wine tasting daily. 6 pm-9 pm. 256 S. Main St., Pomona, 909.623.7600; www.dba256.com.

DEMPSEY’S SPORTS BAR & GRILL. As the flier says, it’s a whole new ball game in Corona. Big screen TVs are showing all your favorite teams. (We love the Clippers!) Thurs Ladies Night. Live DJs. Tues Comedy Night. Wed-Fri Live bands. Happy hour, 4pm-7pm. 511 N. Main St. #105, Corona, 951.270.0152; www.dempseyssportsbar.com.

DUKE’S BAR & GRILL. Great food, flat screens, sports, music, dancing and more. Not to mention the intense Karaoke contests. Happy hour every day, 4 pm-6pm. Every Wed Karaoke.

9 pm. 3221 Iowa Ave., Riverside, 951.248.1143.

ELGIN & FAGAN. Sun-Wed Free pool.

3 pm-2am. Mon Guys Night. $2.50 domestic bottles for guys. 6 pm-2am.

Wed Ladies Night. $2.50 wells for ladies.

6 pm-2am. Happy hour: daily, 3 pm-6pm.

336 W. Highland Ave., San Bernardino, 909.883.8171.

EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. The Empire knows what’s up! Cheap drinks, tasty finger foods, five TVs, free pool and free parking. Not to mention a pretty sweet sound system, dance floor and plenty of live music and DJs to go around! Happy hour: Mon-Sat 4 pm-8pm. Half-off all beers & mix drinks.

Every Mon Swag Promotions. 8 pm-10 pm.

Open Mic 10 pm-2am. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+.

EVENTS BAR & GRILL. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed, Sat & Sun Drink specials. Happy hour, 11 am-7pm. 16560 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.352.2693.

FINISH LINE BAR & GRILL. Let’s put the emphasis on sports with this sports bar and grill, featuring racing-themed memorabilia, fitting for its positioning somewhere between a horse racing track and a drag strip. Wagering, lotsa TVs and, of course, plenty of food and drink, too. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 5 pm-7:30pm. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed Karaoke. 2201 N. White Ave., Gate 12, Pomona, 909.865.4154; www.fairplex. com/flsg.

THE FLAMINGO. A staple of the

Redlands bar scene—which, in the I.E., means that there are a few bars within walking distance of each other. The often-mistakenly-called Pink Flamingo is your classic neighborhood bar that’s been open for years. Tues Karaoke.

10 pm. 338 Orange St., Redlands, 909.792.9917.

FOX BAR & GRILL. A hotspot in downtown Pomona right next to the historic Fox Theater, featuring 36 flat screen TVs, live entertainment and all sorts of good grub and daily specials.

Happy Hour, Mon-Fri, 5 pm-8pm; Sat-Sun, 11 am-8pm. 333 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3671.

GALLI’S RESTAURANT & BAR. This nice little place keeps it lively every day of the week. Sun & Tues Karaoke.

7 pm. 6620 Carnelian St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.941.1100; www.gallis. net.

FRIAR TUCKS. Open for well over a decade, Tucks is all about supporting live music. From punk rock and reggae to drum & bass, the tunes are always bumpin’ in this Pomona landmark castle. Happy hour, 4 pm-7pm. 540 E. Foothill Blvd., Pomona, 909.625.7265; www.myspace.com/friarsus.

GRAZIANO’S SPORTS BAR. Sat Karaoke.

8 pm. Mon-Fri Happy hour, 3 pm-7pm. Wed Karaoke. 1615 Mountain Ave., Upland, 909.981.2924.

THE GREEN FROG. Guess what? That’s right! Pool tables and a juke. Fri Live bands. Wed Comedy night. 27212 Baseline St., Highland, 909.864.6169.

HANGAR 24 CRAFT BREWERY. Sick of not getting fresh beer? Well, folks, this is fresh beer, as in made right before your very own eyes. Pale Ale or an Orange Wheat, anyone? Tasting hours Mon-Fri, 11 am-9pm. 1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, 909.389.1400; www.hangar24brewery. com HARD HATS. They have your favorite game or race on the large screen satellite TVs, NFL Sunday Ticket, pool, games and an exclusive smoking room. Last Wed of every month Lingerie Party. You can get your beer from a chick in a bikini or lacy underthings. (Not sure if you have to wear the lingerie yourself.) 1950 S. Four Wheel Dr., Norco, 951.734.0276; www. clubzone.com.

HAROLD’S SALOON. Hey, they got some of them pool tables here—and some chilly-willy beer! What more do you need? Just a life-sized pig in the corner. 3834 Megginson Ln., Riverside; 951.359.5261.

HI-BROW. Probably one of the coolest “dive” bars anywhere because it actually hasn’t been overrun with poser Joe Cools, instead catering to the up-and-coming generation of hapless barflies. Open 365 days a year—which means you really don’t have to sit through an entire Christmas dinner with your relatives. 547 E. Foothill Blvd., Pomona, 909.626.9340.

H ideaway. Oh, yeah. Pool, juke and some sweet, sweet sounds of Ernie the Mailman singin’ the Everly Brothers.

Thurs Karaoke. 9 pm. Sun Free pool.

32392 Mission Trail, Lake Elsinore, 951.245.4919.

HIP KITTY JAZZ & FONDUE. A swanky little joint with great bar and a beautiful stage featuring live jazz most nights. Open Tues-Sun, 6:30pm-2 am. 502 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com.

THE HOOKUP. Neighborhoody gay bar with a juke, pool table and a restaurant in back. Thurs Pool tournament. 8 pm. Sat-Sun Specials.

10 am-2pm. Sun Beer Bust. 3 pm-8pm. Wed Karaoke! 8 pm. 1047 E. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.620.2844; www.hook-up.net.

JOE’S BAR & GRILL. “The fun flows from your head to your toes when you party at Joe’s.” I’m mad that I didn’t write that catchphrase myself. Thurs Family Karaoke Night. 7:30pm-11:30 pm.

Fri Rockin’ Karaoke Night. 10 pm-2 am.

Sat Live bands. 10 pm. Sun Champagne Brunch. 10 am-2 pm. Tues Taco Night.

Wed Spaghetti Night. 10909 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.637.3931.

KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. This authentic Hawaiian restaurant is unlike any L&L Hawaiian Barbeque you’ve ever had. Not to mention their very own Mai Tai Lounge this features some neat drink specials. Mon Game Night.

Tues Karaoke. 9 pm. Wed Ladies Night feat. food and drink specials for the ladies. Mon-Sat Happy hour. 2 pm-7pm.

Late Night Happy hour. 9 pm-close. Sun Happy hour. 2 pm-6pm. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www. kealohas.com.

KELLY’S SPORTS BAR & BILLIARDS. Yep, they’ve got the sports, the pool table and some live music to rock the house, too. Have fun. Mon-Thurs Happy hour. 10pm-1am. Fri-Sat Karaoke. 5402 Philadelphia Ave., Chino, 909.591.8770.

KICKS SPORTS PUB. All the sports and all the pub you’ve ever wanted, in the heart of downtown Fontana. Thurs Kamikazes. $1.50 all night. Fri-Sat Karaoke & drink specials. 9 pm-1:45am.

Sun Pool Tournament. 4 pm. Tues Ladies Night. Shots $1 off. $6 pitchers. Wed Tequila Wednesdays. Happy hour, 10 am-12 pm, 5pm-7pm. 16788 Arrow Blvd., Fontana, 909.350.1160.

KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, RIVERSIDE. Every Wed Geeks Who Drink Live Trivia.

3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. #532, Riverside, 951.682.2933; www.killarneys.com.

KIM’S SPORTS BAR. Nearly a dozen beers on tap and over a hundred varieties of liquor for your drinkin’ pleasure. Plus, enough TVs to ensure no game goes missed. Happy hour daily, 3 pm-7pm. Tues Karaoke. 9 pm. Thurs Bike Night. 6 pm. 2994 Rubidoux Blvd., Riverside, 951.686.2200.

KNOCKERS SPORTS BAR. Don’tcha just love the name? Gotta have a little excitement with your drinks. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4 pm-7pm. 5363 Arrow Hwy., Montclair, 909.445.0301.

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calendar LAKE ALICE TRADING CO. “The Lake” has been around forever, and offers a sports bar scene with something for everyone: pinball, plasma screen TVs and live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4 pm-7pm. Thurs Karaoke. 9 pm. Fri-Sat Live bands. Mon Monday Night Football.

Tues Taco Tuesday, beer pong, free pool. Wed Live bands. 3616 University Ave., Riverside, 951.686.7343; www. lakealicetradingco.com.

LIAM’S IRISH PUB The local Cheers of Colton! Come down for live music, karaoke, comedy and their 38 beers on tap - and you have to at least try the Leprechaun Nuts! Sun, Mon & Thurs.

Karaoke. Tues Comedy Night with $1 tacos and $3 Corona. Wed. Free pool.

Everyday. Happy hour. 11 am-6:30pm.

Fri & Sat Live Entertainment. 1087 S. Mt. Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900; www.liamsirishpub.com.

LIMERICKS TAVERN. This neat place sports cool wooden décor and about 15 TVs! Try out some Irish Nachos and watch your favorite sport or well, watch multiple sports at the same time because you totally can. Happy Hour Mon-Fri, 3 pm-6 pm. 99 cent Draft when you buy one at regular price.

1234 West Foothill Blvd., Upland, 909.920.5630.

LIT. It’s Fantasy Springs newest bar and lounge (formerly known as the “Fantasy Lounge”). Fri-Sat Live bands. 9 pm. 84245 Indio Springs

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THE LOUNGE. The drink specials here start at 6 a.m. Yeah, what are you doing at that time of the morning anyways? Downing a glass of milk with your toast or something? Happy hour daily, 4 pm-7pm. Sunday $2.50 Yager Shot. $4 Yager Bomb. Tues $1.75 Budlights. Every Thurs Karaoke. 9 pm.

1125 W. 6th St., Corona, 951.808.9122; www.theloungebarcorona.com.

LOUNGE 33. Legendary martinis, right here! (The Brooklyn Filthy Martini is sort of like the Amy Winehouse of cocktails—it might be a mess, but definitely worth a try.) Sun Karaoke.

Mon-Thurs Happy hour. 4 pm-7pm.

3639 Riverside Plaza Dr., Riverside, 951.784.4433; www.loungethirtythree. com.

LULU’S HIDEOUT. Well, Little Lulu certainly has her ears full with karaoke seven nights a week! Yep, karaoke every day! Mon-Sat Happy hour.

4 pm-7pm. 1958 W. Rialto Ave., San Bernardino, 909.884.3244.

M15. Your one stop spot for one awesome mix of both cover and up and coming bands. Every Fri ’80s Night. $5 cover. $3 domestic drafts, $5 skinny girl margaritas, $3 gummy bear shots. Every Sun Sunday Night ComedI.E. $15. 1/2 off appetizers, $3 domestic drafts. 9022 Pulsar Ct. #H, Corona, 951.200.4465; www.

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MARIO’S PLACE. Northern Italian Cuisine, weekend music and specialty drinks? I’m in. Fri $4 Selected Craft Beers. 9pm. Sat Specialty Cocktail.

Classic Rock and Funk music. $3 off each drink on list. 9pm. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www. mariosplace.com.

MARQUIS COCKTAIL LOUNGE. The other happiest place on Earth, it’s the perfect hangout for a couple drinks and a fine dine. Booze ‘n’ meat… it’s what’s for dinner! Fri-Sat DJs & live music. 9 pm. 1036 W. Highland Ave., San Bernardino, 909.882.9342.

THE MAVERICK. If you’re at a saloon, and it’s in Norco, chances are you’re in the right spot for some country and western music action. Sun-Thurs Karaoke 8 pm-2am. Fri-Sat Live music 9 pm-2am. Tues-Thurs $1 tacos. Happy hour Sun-Sat, 2 pm-7pm. 3841 Old Hamner, Norco. 951.734.6640. www. mavericksaloonnorco.com.

MCALAN’S PUB & GRILL. Great food with bands and Top 40 playing weekends. Thurs Live music. 9 pm. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed $5 Steak Night.

5 pm. 6321 Haven Ave., Alta Loma, 909.484.7847.

MENACE MOTORCYCLE BAR & GRILL. We’re wondering what the dudes who ride their 1200cc Harleys to this place think of our sputtering 49cc mopeds.

(They’re probably cool with ‘em.)

Well-known for their BBQ along the Ortega Highway. Thurs Karaoke 7 pm.

Fri-Sun Live music. 8 pm. 15573 Grand Ave., Lake Elsinore, 951.609.0555; www. menacesportsbarandgrill.com.

THE MENAGERIE. We heard this petite, gay dance club isn’t for old geezers anymore, as it was back in the ‘80s.

Drag nights and ‘80s nights are part of the weekly fare. Mon Karaoke. 8 pm.

Drink specials Mon-Fri. 3581 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.8000; www. clubmenagerie.com.

MIGUEL’S CALIFORNIA MEXICAN COCINA & CANTINA. This family-owned joint actually has three locations and their margaritas are stuff of straight legend. 1920 Frontage Rd., Corona, 951.520.8911; www.miguelsrestaurant. com.

MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Offering live music seven nights a week, plus a world-class selection of cigars in a climate-controlled walk-in humidor, and a secluded smoking lounge. Of course, there’s a full bar with lunch and dinner menus, too. Thurs I Luv Dubstep, 1/2 price drinks from 10 pm1 am. Tues $2 Tuesdays. $2 Well drinks. $2.50 Domestic drafts. Wed $7 PBR tall can and whiskey shot. Summertime happy hour every day, 11 am-7 pm, $3 domestics and wells, $4 imports, $5 top shelf liquor. “The Pre-Game,” every day, 8 pm-10 pm. $2 domestic bottles, $3 wells. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www. missiontobaccolounge.com.

Morgan’s Tavern. Tues Free pool.

Sun Drink specials. 4850 Tyler Ave., Riverside, 951.785.6775.

MORONGO CASINO RESORT & SPA. You’ve already got a perfect gamblin’ spot in Cabazon, what more could you possibly want? Oh that’s right, the recent arrival of an amazing Mexican food restaurant called Tacos & Tequila. Drink up, pig out. $5 food and drink happy hour, 2 pm-6 pm & 9pm-

close. every day. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www. morongocasinoresort.com.

MU RESTAURANT. Every Sat Electro Nights. 309 W. State St., Redlands, 909.798.7747; www.mumartini.com.

THE MUSIC ROOM. Thurs & Sun Free pool. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3 pm-10 pm.

4360 N. Sierra Way, San Bernardino, 909.883.6513.

THE OFFICE SALOON. Originally known as Flashbacks, this place has taken a complete 360 with more flat screens added to the mix, including one 150 inch big screen and the added DIRECTV content. Not to mention the newly added stage, dance floor and weekend live music. Happy hour MonFri, 4 pm-7pm. Drink specials. 123 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.884.3088.

OASIS NIGHT CLUB. Every Fri-Sat $3 drink specials. Entrance free until 9 pm.

Every Sun Drag Idol, 18+. Every Wed $3 U-Call-Its all night, $4 premiums. 50% off food menu 10 pm-1am.

1386 E. Foothill Blvd., Upland, 909.920.9590; www. oasisnightclubupland.com.

O’HARA’S COCKTAIL LOUNGE. So, we know this totally sounds like an Irish pub, but guess what? It’s just a regular ol’ bar! What the hell’s the world coming to? Thurs Karaoke. Mon Free pool. Wed Free darts. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-7pm. 15788 Grand Ave., Lake Elsinore, 951.678.3512.

O’LEARY’S IRISH PUB. The luck of the Irish is here, with pool tables, darts, shuffleboard and sports viewing. 142 S. Riverside Dr., Rialto, 909.875.3717.

OMOKASE. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3 pm-6 pm; Sat, 8 pm-close. 8220 Haven Ave. #102, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.941.4111; www.omokase.com.

PAPPY & HARRIET’S. Mon Ted Quinn’s Open Mic Night. 7pm. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, 760.365.5956; www.pappyandharriets. com.

PEPE’S MEXICAN & AMERICAN RESTAURANT. Pepe’s has got all the right ingredients for a good time: sizzling hot Mexican dishes, live music and plenty of food and drink specials.

You can’t deny the place its dues; the restaurant has been “having fun since 1971!” Every Fri Karaoke. Every Tues Taco Tuesdays. Every Wed MargaRITa Wednesdays. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; pepescanyonlake.com.

PEPITO’S. Nothing says authentic Mexican food like a big screen TV and a pool table. But you can actually learn something here—each booth has two pictures that tell a story of Mexican life and history. Happy hour, Mon-Fri, 4 pm-7pm. 6539 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.788.2652.

PLAYERS BAR & GRILL. Players plays host to some of the best pool players in the nation before they head off to Vegas for the Nationals. If you think you’ve got game, show up for one of the tournaments. Free pool every day until 7 pm. Fri-Sun Karaoke. 9 pm. Mon-Fri Drink specials. 5 pm-7pm. 11001 Central Ave., Ontario, 909.628.8495.

RA SUSHI. Check out this great sushi stop, full with unique rolls to satisfying any sushi fan. Happy hour Mon-Sat, 3 pm-7pm; Sun, 8 pm-12 pm. 2785 Cabot Dr., Corona, 951.277.7491; www.rasushi. com. 13925 City Center Dr., Chino Hills, 909.902.0044; www.rasushi.com.

RACKS BILLIARDS AND BOURBON. Plenty of bands have been known to play at Racks. Additionally they have live DJs, beer pong, keno, six pool tables, dart boards, a dance floor, smoking room and all new food menu! Pluas, they show every NFL game of five big screens and 20 TVs. 1650 E. Sixth St., Corona, 951.371.9738; facebook.com/ racksbilliardsandbourbon.

RED FOX BAR. If you’re looking for a place to have a few drinks and hang out then this joint is perfect. With Thurs College Night, Drink Specials. Sun Free Pool. 10 am-6pm. $3 Wells. $2.50 domestic beer. Tues Ladies Night, drink specials. Wed Free Pool. 10 pa-6pm.

Mon-Fri Drink Specials. 3142 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.882.9337; www. facebook.com/redfoxsb.

REVOLUTION RESTAURANT & NIGHT LIFE. Restaurant’s open weekdays, 11 am-7pm. Thurs $2 drafts, $5 teas, $4 Captains. Fri Buy two drinks and a meal, get second meal free. Mon $2 Dos Equis, $2 Bud Light, $4 Micheladas.

Tues 50 cent tacos, $3 Mexican beers, $4 margaritas. Wed 25 cent wings, $3 bottled beers. Happy Hour: 11am7 pm. 1327 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, 909.335.9700.

THE RIVER LOUNGE. Sat Live music.

Drink specials all night. $2 shots, $4 wells. 9608 Mission Blvd., Riverside, 951.685.5383.

ROB KELLY’S AFTER FIVE COCKTAIL LOUNGE. Kelly’s got the pool, darts and juke to keep you satisfied. Thurs & Tues Karaoke. Wed Ladies night. 133 N. Harvard St., Hemet, 951.652.5300.

ROSCOE’S FAMOUS DELI. Every Tues Team Trivia. 8 pm. Every Thurs Jukebox Thursday. 9pm. 14700 Pipeline Ave., Chino Hills, 909.597.3304; www. roscoesfamousdeli.com.

ROYAL FALCONER BRITISH PUB. There’s the atmosphere: dark décor, long and stately bar and British memorabilia.

There’s the food: Scottish eggs, bangers and mash, steak and kidney pie. And then there’s the beer: 20 different beers on tap and another 30 varieties in bottles. Bloody marvelous! Thurs Karaoke. 8 pm. Tues LGBT Community & Supporters Night.

9 pm. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-6pm. 106 Orange St., Redlands, 909.307.8913; www.royalfalconer.com.

RUMORS. A beer and wine bar that proves you can still butcher Elvis songs without shooting tequila first. Fri-Sat Karaoke. 8:30pm. 1125 Calimesa Blvd., Calimesa, 909.795.4808.

SADDLE SORE SALOON. Hey cowboy, this place’s one of Norco’s finest drink and dance spots. Happy hour daily, 3 pm-6pm. 343 6th St., Norco, 951.272.8283; www.myspace.com/ saddlesoresaloon.

SCREAMING CHICKEN SALOON. You better be a biker, or at least like them, when you check out this joint. We already give it our “coolest name ever” award. 18169 Cajon Blvd., San Bernardino, 909.880.0056.

SHAMROCKS GRILLE & PUB. Feelin’ lucky? Try your Irish on for size over here. Tues, Fri & Sat Live entertainment.

Mon Karaoke. Tues Taco Tuesday.

Wed Luck of the Irish Drink Specials.

4020-B Chino Hills Pkwy., Chino Hills, 909.597.8333; www.myspace.com/ shamrocksbar.

SIMPLICITEA. Your quaint little tea shop with every bit of relaxing herb

drinks you can imagine. Every Sat 2-4-1 Student Night. 6 pm-8pm. Excludes Merchandise. 7890 Haven Ave., Suite 11, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.917.8600; www.facebook.com/simplicitea.

SKYFOX LOUNGE. You don’t have to drive to Hollywood to get that modern day club vibe, which is exactly the atmosphere that Sky Fox boasts. A short drive to Pomona and you’re living it up with professional DJs and an awesome club experience. Every Thurs Rock it! Awesome 80s, Indie, and Electro music. Every Fri Access Fridays with Hip-hop, Mash-ups, Electro. Every Sat Skyfox Saturdays feat. Top 40, Hip-hop, House. Dress Code strictly enforced. 345 Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3674; www.skyfoxpomona. com.

THE SPORTSMAN BAR. It’s one of our favorite stops when we’re rollin’ down Temescal Canyon. Knock back a cold one in style! Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm6pm. Smoking patio available. 21779 Temescal Cyn., Corona, 951.277.9786; www.facebook.com/pages/TheSportsman-Bar/115557245137996.

SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Any bar with the words “sports” and “watch” in its name is bound to be the goto place for the communal viewing of American athletics. Paired with weekly deals of pizza and delicious chicken wings, you’ve got everything you need to make each day feel like Super Bowl Sunday. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 3PM-6PM. Mon-Thurs, 10PMclose. Thurs $3.75 Pint Night, 3PM8PM. Three for $5 street tacos. Fri Live music. 9PM. Sat .65 cent wings, 11AM-5PM. Sun Recovery Sundays $4 Bloody Marys, champagne cocktails and michiladas. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com.

SUSHI KAWA. Innovative and refreshing rolls are something you tastebuds can’t help but crave. Add a few flat screens to the mix for entertainment value and you’ve got the best sushi bar ever.

“Lady Bartenders” are certainly a plus, too. Happy hour: Everyday, 3 pm-7pm.

Sat Drink specials. $4 Well Drinks, $3 House Wine, $9.95 60oz Beer Pitcher.

469 Magnolia Ave., Ste. 101, Corona, 951.280.0398.

TORO SUSHI BAR. Every 2nd Wed Way Back Wednesdays. Hosted by Money B. No cover. 9pm. 1520 N. Mountain Ave., Ontario, 909.983.8676; www. waybackwednesdays.net.

VIP CLUB. This gay hot spot is not your grandma’s bar/nightclub. Open 3 pm2 am. Call for cover. 18+. Thurs, Sun & Tues Karaoke. 9 pm-1 am. 3673 Merrill Ave., Riverside, 951.784.2370; www.vipnightclub.com.

VIVE TEQUILA LOUNGE AND NIGHTCLUB. If you seek a lounge for Mature guests then this might be what you’ve been searchin’ for. The ultimate meet spot for ladies 21 and older (and men 25 and older according to their site) is the perfect place to grab a uniquely mixed drink and meet someone new.

There’s plenty of room for dancing and high ceilings that will make you feel like you’re partying it up somewhere in New York. Thurs-Sun Night Club Dancing. 184 W. Third St. Pomona, 909.622.2020; www.vivelounge.com.

WATER WHEEL SALOON. Sun Happy hour all day. Mon Spin the Wheel, $1 Pizza Night and free pool. Tues

The Stanley Kramer Film Festival Fri, Nov. 15- Sun, Nov. 17

Although we have come a long way from slavery and segregation in America, social injustice and prejudice still linger in today’s society, restricting humanity from moving forward and changing the world for the better. One of America’s earliest pioneers of human equality was Stanley Kramer. He addressed issues of segregation and racism in his films, inspiring movie-goers with intelligent and strong willed characters. Unlike many filmmakers at the time, Kramer was unafraid to address social issues, and use them as a means for individuals to question their moral fiber. As an added feature to the The Palm Springs Cultural Center’s repertoire of events, The Stanley Kramer Film Festival will feature screenings of a number of his films such as The Defiant Ones and Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner. Both films include a lead African American male who is rejected and later accepted by his caucasian counterparts, who after building a firm relationship with these characters realize that they are the same. These two films are prime examples of how Kramer addresses the issue of racism and how the power of compromise can show us that we are all equal. The film festival will showcase a total of six of Kramer’s films and will feature appearances from his daughter, Katharine Kramer and widow, Karen Sharpe Kramer. This inaugural festival will begin with an exclusive tea party with the Kramers, which will be offered for “all access pass” holders. This special event will enlighten and inform, creating a sense of unity and reminding us of the journey we must take to become better people for a better world.

(Victoria Banegas) IE Camelot Theaters, 2300 E. Baristo Rd., Palm Springs, (760) 325-6565; www.camelottheatres.com. $13-$120.

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calendar $1 Taco Tuesday. Karaoke, 6:30pm.

Wed $3 domestic beer and wells.

Karaoke, 6:30pm. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 2 pm-6pm. 980 6th St., Norco, (951) 8984630; www.waterwheelnorco.com.

THE WOODEN NICKEL. Great jukebox here. Mon Free pool all night. Tues $2.75 tall cans and 75 cent tacos. SunMon $2 Wieners. 842 Kendall Dr., San Bernardino, 909.883.4317.

WOODY’S BAR & GRILL. Happy Hour Sun-Sat, 5 pm-7pm. Fri & Sat Karaoke.

8pm-1am. 1528 W. Holt, Ontario.

909.984.2127.

WORTHINGTON’S TAVERN. DJs spin here every night, there’s a full bar with lots of drink specials and a kitchen that stays open late servin’ up some specialty pizzas. Check out some of the live bands and burlesque shows, too. 3587 University Ave., Riverside, 951.779.9169; www.facebook.com/ worthingtonstavern.

ZIGGI’S BAR. We used to love that Ziggy guy. No, not David Bowie, nor that baldheaded cartoon guy.

This place loves to tout its “great neighborhood bar” experience.

See it for yourself. Thurs & Sat Pool tournaments. 8471 Cherry Ave., Fontana, 909.829.9904.

dance & djs 135 EAST. Every Fri Vertigo Fridays.

Ladies get in free before 11 pm. Every Sat DJ LSDanni; DJ Slim. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east. com.

340 RESTAURANT & NIGHTCLUB. Every Fri-Sat Go-Go Dancers. Every Sun Open drag contest hosted by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Star Raven, 9:30pm. TIGERHEAT presents LOUD! 340 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.865.9340; www.340nightclub.com.

ACE HOTEL. Every Fri DJ Sodality; Wildcat. 10 pm. Every Sat DJ Odysey.

10 pm. 701 E Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9900; www.acehotel. com/palmsprings.

ALIBI EAST. Every Thurs Club 3-4-5. $6 cover, free before 9 pm. Every Fri Slammed and Sexy Fridays. 9 pm. Every Sat Sinful Saturdays. 9 pm. 225 S. San Antonio Ave., Pomona, 909.623.9422; www.alibieast.com.

AGUA CALIENTE CASINO. Every Fri-Sat DJ Dynamic Dave. 9 pm. 32250 Bob Hope Dr., Rancho Mirage, 888.999.1995; www.hotwatercasino. com.

ALOFT ONTARIO-RANCHO CUCAMONGA. Every Fri DJ Severe. 8 pm.

Every Mon-Wed Twilight. 5 pm-7pm. Every Wed Uncorked and Unplugged.7 pm.

10480 4th St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.484.2018; www.aloftontario-rc. com.

CANTON BISTRO. Every Fri Friday Night Heat. Top 40/remixes. Sat Social Saturdays. 21+. Electro/’80s/club mix.

10 pm-2am. 9980 Alabama St., Redlands, 909.335.6688; www.myspace.com/ cantonbistro; www.cantonbistro.com.

CHAPARRAL LIVE ROOM. Every Wed Strike Lounge DJ Mic Pro; guest DJs. 10 pm. 400 W. Bonita Ave., San Dimas, 909.592.2772; www.chaparralliveroom.

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CHARACTERS. Every Thurs Vinyl Thursdays feat. AWOL-One; Roach; Gonzo. 9 pm. 276 E. 1st St., Pomona, 909.622.9070; www.characterspomona. com.

CITRUS CITY GRILLE. Every Sat Pulse Lounge feat. DJ ER. Top 40. Drink specials. 10 pm. 2765 Lakeshore Dr., Corona, 951.277.2888; www. citruscitygrille.com.

CORNER POCKET. Every Thurs Kaos Thursdays. Electronic. House. Top 40.

9pm. 40575 California Oaks Rd. #D1, Murrieta, 951.677.7155; www.myspace. com/cornerpocketmurrieta.

COYOTE LOUNGE. Every Thurs Hip Hop Live. $10 before 10pm. $15 afterwards.

21+. Pomona Valley Mining Co., 1777 Gillette Rd., Pomona, 909.623.3515; www.facebook.com/Lounge.Coyote.

DBA256 GALLERY WINE BAR. Every Sat DJ’s JB, Mike Styles, Gabe Real, Stryk One. 9 pm. Every Mon, Tues, Wed and Fri Happy hour. 4pm-6pm. Every Tues Open Mic Night. 256 S. Main St., Pomona, 909.623.7600; www.dba256.com.

EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every 1st Fri ’80s Discoteque feat. DJ Eser; Rock en Espanol, New Wave & KROQ FlashBacks feat. DJ Eser & DJ Lonz.

Every Mon DJ Lonz mixing hip hop, house, techno and top ’40s. Every Wed Wet Wednesday feat. DJ Lonz. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www.empireloungeandnightclub.com.

21+.

FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO. Every Fri and Sat Live Dance Bands. 9 pm. 84-245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 900.827.2946; www. fantasyspringsresort.com.

FOX BAR & GRILL. Thurs-Sat Live DJs. 333 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3671.

GOODFELLAS. Happy hour: 4 pm-7 pm.

Every Wed-Sat Club Image with DJ CrazyGabe, DJ Jon Jon and DJ Effects.

Every Sun Club Decades SIN Sundays.

Drink specials. Music videos.DJ Johnny Holmez. 8034 Haven Ave., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.987.3005; www. myspace.com/goodfellasclub.

IMAGINE THAT. Every Sat Celebrity Saturdays. Live R&B and jazz bands and DJs with old-school R&B. 8 pm. $10 before 10 pm. 965 Foothill Blvd., Upland, 951.833.6606, 909.264.1752.

J. DEE’S LANDING. Every Thurs DJs. 340 N. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.320.1758.

KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. Every Fri -Sat Classic Rock and R&B from the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s. 9 pmclose. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas.com.

KICKS SPORTS PUB. Every Fri-Sat DJ. 9 pm-1:45am. 16788 Arrow Blvd., Fontana, 909.350.1160.

KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, TEMECULA. Every Tues DJ Twy; DJ Krim. 10 pm.

Every Fri DJ Krim. 10 pm. Sat DJ Omry.

10 pm. 32475 Highway 79 South G101, Temecula, 951.302.8338; www. killarneys.com.

KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, RIVERSIDE. Every Tues College Night. DJ Twy and DJ Krim. Every Fri DJ Krim. 10 pm. Every Sat Guest DJ. 10 pm. 3639 Riverside Plaza

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Dr. Ste 532, Riverside, 951.682.2933; www.killarneys.com.

MARGARITA BEACH. Every Tues Tilt Tuesdays. Every Thurs College Night.

50 cent drafts 8pm-10 pm. $2 U-Call-It shots all night. Every Fri $1 Drink Fridays.

Every Sat 99.1 Saturdays. 1987 S. Diners Ct., San Bernardino, 909.890.9993; www.facebook.com/MargaritaBeach.

MARIO’S PLACE. Every Thurs-Sat V26.

DJs spin ‘80s and ‘90s alternative and classic rock. 9 pm. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www. mariosplace.com.

MEDITERRANEAN PALACE. Every Fri-Sat The Palace feat. DJ Assault. 9 pm-2am.

1223 University Ave. #130, 951.781.8900, 951.525.2561; www.mpgrillandcafe. com.

MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Every Mon Liquid Lounge with DJ Salazam, trip hop/downtempo. 9 pm. Every Tues Tall Can Tuesdays with Wido & Bane.and ADSR events. $5 tall cans, $3 well drinks. 9 pm. Every Thurs F.A.T. Thursdays with DJ Nasty Nativ TOP 40/ hip-hop. $3 well drinks and domestics, $4 calls and imports, $5 long islands and AMFs. 9 pm. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www. missiontobaccolounge.com.

OKAWA SUSHI LOUNGE. Every Fri DJs spin hip-hop, R&B, old school. Drink specials & sushi served all night.

9:30pm. 8158 Day Creek Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.646.7658.

PECHANGA RESORT & CASINO. Every Fri DJ Rico. 9 pm. $20. 21+. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.770.7455; www. silkatpechanga.com.

PEPE’S MEXICAN & AMERICAN RESTAURANT. Every Fri Live DJs. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; pepescanyonlake.com.

PEPITO’S. Every Fri Club Jam Generator.

Mod/soul/Brit-pop. Free before 10:30 pm, $5 after. Every Sat Club Skandal.

18+. 6539 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.788.2652; www.myspace.com/ pepitoscantina.

RED FOX BAR. Every Thurs College Night with DJ Frog. 9 pm. Every Fri-Sat DJ Vasco. 9 pm. Every Tues Ladies Night.

3142 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.882.

9337; www.facebook.com/redfoxsb.

REVOLUTION RESTAURANT & NIGHT LIFE. Every Fri Club EVO. Hip-hop, R&B, techno, mash-ups, Top 40. Every Sat Team Fresh. Hip-hop/R&B. 1327 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, 909.335.9700; www.revolutionnight.com.

RIVERSIDE PLAZA. Every Fri DJ Jon Smooth; Guest DJs. 7pm. 3545 Central Ave., Riverside, 951.683.1066; www. shopriversideplaza.com.

ROSCOE’S FAMOUS DELI. Every Thurs DJ K. Ush. 10pm. 14700 Pipeline Ave., Chino Hills, 909.597.3304; www. roscoesfamousdeli.com.

ROYAL FALCONER BRITISH PUB. Every Thurs Rollicking Good Fun. DJs. $2 drafts, $2 shots, $3 wells. 9 pm. Every Sat Back to the ‘80s Night. ‘80s music. 106 Orange St., Redlands, 909.307.8913; www.royalfalconer.com.

SAN MANUEL INDIAN BINGO AND CASINO. Every Thurs DJ Orbitz at the Pines. 10pm. Every Fri DJ Victor at the Pines. 10pm. Every Sat DJ Hi-tone at the Pines, Top 40. 10pm. 777 San Manuel Blvd., Highland, 800.359.2464; www. sanmanuel.com. Shows: 21+.

SKYFOX LOUNGE. Every Thurs Rock it!

Awesome 80s, Indie, and Electro music.

Every Fri Access Fridays with Hip-hop,

Mash-ups, Electro. Every Sat Skyfox Saturdays feat. Top 40, Hip-hop, House.

Dress Code strictly enforced. 21+. 345 Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3674; www.skyfoxpomona.com.

STINGERS NIGHTCLUB. Every Friday Xotik Fridays brings you the Top 40, Hip-Hop and Mash ups. 8 pm. 194 W. Club Center Dr., San Bernardino, 909.475.7979.

SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Every Sat Videopolis DJ’s Music and Videos. 9PM. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com.

SPOTLIGHT 29 CASINO. Every Thurs Throwback Thursday Dance Party where DJ Pee Wee spins favorites of all genres. 26-200 Harrison Pl., Coachella, 760.775.5566; www.spotlight29.com.

TAP DADDY’S. Every Fri-Sat DJs. 2505 S. San Jacinto Ave., San Jacinto, 951.652.5686; www.myspace.com/ tapdaddysbar.

TORO SUSHI. Every Sat DJ Primal.

9pm. 1520 N. Mountain Ave., Ontario, 909.983.8676; www. waybackwednesdays.net.

TREVI ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. Every Thurs Club Illusion & The Playground.

Hip-hop/funk/house/old school. Every Fri College Night Fridays. DJs. 32250 Mission Trl., Lake Elsinore, 951.674.6080; www.myspace.com/trevinightlife.

THE VAULT MARTINI BAR. Every Thurs DJ Darcie. Every Fri DJ Jose V. 20 E. Vine St., Redlands, 909.798.2399.

THE VIBE. Every Thurs Club Skittles.

Hip-hop. Every Sat Club 7. Every Sun Sin Sunday. Every Tues $2 Totally ‘80s Tuesdays. $2 drink specials. 8 pm.

Every Wed Logikal Wednesdays.

1805 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.0310; www.myspace.com/ thevibebarandgrill.

VIP CLUB. Every Wed Dancing with DJ Darcie. 8pm. Thurs-Fri DJ Julie. 9pm.

Sat DJ Darcie. 7:45pm. 21+. (Ages 1820) $5 with free non-alcoholic drink ticket.) 9 pm. 3673 Merrill Ave., Riverside, 951.784.2370; www.vip-nightclub.com.

theatre A CHRISTMAS CAROL. This classic tale will surely get you in the Holiday spirit— with Christmas cheer and presents for all. Opens Nov. 15. Shows: Nov. 16, 22, 23, 24, 29, 30. Dec. 6, 7, 8, 13, 14. Theatre 29, 73637 Sullivan Rd., Twentynine Palms, 760.361.4151; www. theatre29.org.

ROCKAPELLA MOTOWN & MORE. This one night only show features our favorite a capella kings, Rockapella.

Opens Sat, Nov. 16. Lewis Family Playhouse, 12505 Cultural Center Dr., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.477.2752; www.lewisfamilyplayhouse.com.

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO THE KINISONS. The Kinison brothers that became Pentecostal preachers who are following in their parents’ footsteps, spreading their gospel to the people . Opens Fri, Nov. 15. Shows: Nov, 16, 17. The Grove Theatre, 276 E. 9th St., Upland, 909.920.4343; www. grovetheatre.com DARLING YOU SLAY ME. The Gourmet Detective is a comical, musical, murder mystery dinner show theater.

Come laugh, witness a crime and help solve the mystery. Your waiters, cocktail servers, and even the piano

player will be suspect. Every Fri & Sat. The Avila Terrace Theatre, 3663 Main St., Riverside, www.avilaterrace.com.

THE DINNER DETECTIVE. If you’ve always felt like you’d make a great Sherlock Homes, then head over to The Dinner Detective. You can help solve a funny murder case while enjoying a four-course plated dinner. Eat with caution, because anyone at your table could be the killer! Every Sat. The Doubletree by Hilton, 222 N. Vineyard Ave., Ontario, 909.937.0900. www. thedinnerdetective.com/sites/ontario.

INTIMATE APPAREL. An African American seamstress may soon find the love that she dreams of. Opens Nov. 15. Shows: Nov. 16, 17, 21, 22, 23, 24, 29, 30. Dec. 1. Riverside Community Players, 4026 14th St., Riverside, 951.686.4030 www. riversidecommunityplayers.com.

RECENT RUPTURE RADIO HOUR. This fake radio show is being performed for a real audience will have you laughing. Sat, Nov. 16. The dA Center for the Arts, 252-D S. Main St., Pomona, 909.397.9716; www.dacenter.org THE ROVER. Within the social-sexual boundaries of the libertine realm, this comedy explores the dangerous game of the chase. Opens Thurs, Nov. 14.

Shows: Nov. 15, 16, 21 ,22, 23. University of California Riverside, ARTS Building Studio Theatre, 900 University Ave., Riverside, 951.827.4331; www.theatre. ucr.edu.

SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS. This once popular MGM movie has been brought to life as a play, as a bride’s attempt to marry off her six brother-in-laws goes completely wrong. This funny and wild romance story is filled with enough twist and turns to keep you wildly engaged.

Shows: Nov. 14, 15, 16, 17, 21, 22, 23, 24. Candlelight Pavilion, 455 W. Foothill Blvd., Claremont, 909.626.1254; www. candlelightpavilion.com.

TICKET TO RIDE. This tribute to the Beatles will make you wonder if you’ve traveled back in time to Liverpool. Sat, Nov. 16. Center Stage Theatre, 8463 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.429.7469; www.centerstagefontana.com.

performing arts THE AUREAU VISTA GRAND BALLROOM. Sat Groove Night. 6 pm-7pm. 3840 Lemon St., Riverside, 800.870.6069.

BRANDIN’ IRON. Every Thurs-Sun Dance Lessons. 7:30pm. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www. brandinironsaloon.com.

CAFÉ SEVILLA. Every Fri The Art of Flamenco Dinner Show. 6:30pm. Every Sat Gypsy Fusion Dinner Show. 7:30pm.

3252 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.778.0611; www.cafesevilla.com.

THE COLONY AT LOFT 204. Every Tues Beginning Belly Dance. 7pm-8pm. $10.

Every Wed Intermediate Belly Dance.

7pm-8pm. $10. 532 W. First St., #204, Claremont Packing House, www.loft204. com.

EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every Thurs Salsa and Cumbia Night. 9pm-2am.

Every Sun Soul Line Dancing. 5pm-7pm.

117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www.empireloungeandnightclub.com.

21+.

MAVERICK SALOON. Every Fri Western Dance Lessons with LeeAnne. 6:45pm.

3841 Old Hamner, Norco, 951.734.6640; www.mavericksaloonnorco.com.

MCCALLUM THEATRE. Sat – Sat, Nov. 16.

International Dance Festival. 73000 Fred Waring Dr., Palm Desert, 760.340.2787; www.mccallumtheatre.com.

MORONGO CASINO RESORT & SPA. Every Thurs-Sat CopyKatz Celebrity Revue. 8pm. Every Sun CopyKatz Celebrity Revue. 2pm. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www. morongocasinoresort.com.

TEQUIHUA FOUNDATION. Every Thurs The Telling by Koyote the Blind. 7:30pm. 3485 University Ave., Riverside, 951.686.3471; www. tequihuafoundation.org.

TOM’S FARMS. Every Sat-Sun Anthony the Magic. 12 pm & 2pm. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., Corona, 951.277.4422; www.tomsfarms.com.

WATER WHEEL SALOON. Every Thurs Line Dancing Lessons. 7 pm. 980 6th St., Norco, (951) 898-4630; www. waterwheelnorco.com.

comedy COUSSOULIS ARENA. Sat An Evening with Bill Cosby. 6 pm & 8:30pm. Coyote Dr., San Bernardino, 909.537.7360; www.arena.csusb.edu.

UCR THE BARN. Wed Comedy Apocalypse IX. 7:30pm. 900 University Ave., Riverside, 951.827.1012; www.ucr. edu.

FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB. Thurs, Nov. 14 First Timer Funnies. 8 pm. Fri-Sat James P. Connolly Fri, 8pm &10 pm. Sat, 7 pm & 9:30pm. Every Sat Comedy Traffic School. 8:30am. Sun First Timer Funnies.

7 pm. Silly Sundays Open Mic. 9 pm.

Wed PJ Walsh. 8 pm. 532 W 1st St., Unit 218, Claremont, 818.845.9721; www. flapperscomedy.com.

LIAM’S IRISH PUB. Every Tues Comedy Show hosted by Rick Rome & Just Mikey. 9:30pm. 1087 S. Mount Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900; www. myspace.com/liamscomedynight.

THE MENAGERIE. Every 1st & 3rd Sun The New Legends of Comedy. 8 pm. 3581 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.8000; www.myspace.com/club_menagerie.

MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Every Sun Everybody Laffs Comedy Night. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www.missiontobaccolounge.com.

ONTARIO IMPROV. Thurs, Nov. 14 Adrian “Adee” McCovy. 8pm. Adrian “Adee” McCovy. 10pm. Sun Arnez J. Fri-Sun Rodney Perry Fri, 8pm & 10:15 pm. Sat, 7 pm & 9:15pm. Sun, 7 pm .

Tues Mike Kano. 8pm. Wed The Dirty Show with Chad & Cory. 8 pm. Eddie Jarvis & Friends. 10 pm. 4555 Mills Cir., Ontario, 909.484.5411; ontario.improv. com.

PECHANGA RESORT AND CASINO. Sat Vietamese Night. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.693.1819; www. pechanga.com/comedyclub.

ROMANO’S. Every Thurs Free comedy.

5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Riverside, 951.781.7662; www.theconcertlounge. com.

team. Citizen’s Business Bank Arena, 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario, 909.244.5500; www.cbbankarena.com.

poetry & Readings BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Fourth Thurs Floasis. 8 pm-11 pm. $3. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800.

BARNES & NOBLE. Every Wed Children’s story time. 11 am. 5183 Montclair Plaza Ln., Montclair, 909.399.1966.

BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Children’s preschool story time. 11 am. 11090 E. Foothill Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.980.5586.

BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Children’s story time. 7 pm. 2470 Tuscany St. #101, Corona, 951.735.0038.

BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Book Group. 7 pm. Every Mon Children’s preschool story time. 10 am. 3485 Tyler St., Riverside, 951.358.0899.

BARNES & NOBLE. Every Sat Saturday Storytime. 11 am. Every Tues Pre-school story time. 10 am. 27460 Lugonia Ave., Redlands, 909.793.4322.

BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Mon R.U.P.O. poetry in the basement.

9 pm. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www.back2thegrind. com.

CLAREMONT FORUM. Mon-Fri Package and prepare books for prisoners in the Prison Library Project. 10 am-5 pm. Every 2nd Tues Inland Valley Storytellers. Bring an 8-10 minute story to share or just listen. This gathering is for beginners and experienced storytellers alike.

7:30pm. Free (donations accepted).

Every Mon Writer’s Workshop.

Writing critiques. 6:30pm. 586 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.626.3066; www.claremontforum.org or www. inlandstorytellers.org.

CLAREMONT PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Fri & Sat Preschool storytime. 11:30am. Every Wed Toddler story time. 10 am. 208 N. Harvard Ave., Claremont, 909.621.4902; www.colapublib.org/libs/claremont.

HOWARD M. ROWE BRANCH LIBRARY. Every Thurs Storytime. 10:30 am. 108 E. Marshall Blvd., San Bernardino, 909.883.3411.

LIONLIKE MINDSTATE MOSAIC. Every 1st & 3rd Wed Open Mic. 9 pm. $4.

5540 Schaefer Ave., Chino; www. lionlikemindstate.com.

PLUM HOUSE COFFEE CLUB. Every Wed, Fri & Sat Art Walk & Open Mic. 7 pm-11 pm. 3882 12th St., Riverside, 951.784.1369; www.myspace.com/

theplumhouse.

RIVERSIDE PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Mon Story time. 10:30 am. Every Tues Toddler’s story time. 11:15 am. Preschool story time. 10:30 am. Every Wed Family story time. 10:30 am. Story times, tales and tunes. 3:30pm. 3581 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.826.5201; www. rivlib.net.

SAN BERNARDINO PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Tues & Thurs Pre-school story time. 10:30 am. Feldheym Central Library, 555 W. 6th St., San Bernardino, 909.381.8201; www.sbpl.org.

galleries & museums ARTISTS ON “A” STREET. No, it’s not artists on just a street, but a group of terrific visual talents displaying their wonderful creations for all to see in gorgeous downtown Upland.

Sponsored by Cooper Regional History Museum, Cigar Exchange/Pacific Wine Merchants. Every last Sat, 11am4 pm. 2nd Ave. & A St., Upland. Info: 909.946.6782, 909.985.8685.

ART WORKS GALLERY. This gallery is the go-to spot for expanding your artistic horizons. Every week classes are offered, varying from watercolor, wire sculptures, fused glass frames and many more outlets of artistry. Classes occur weekly. 3741 6th St., Riverside, 951.683.1279; www.jtpfriends.org/blog/ art-works-gallery.

BACK TO THE GRIND. T.A.P. Into the Artist. Once a month, Back to the Grind gives tattoo artists a place to show off all sorts of art, whether it’s art-on-skin, sculptures or paintings. Sure there are plenty of galleries but these artists banded together to create a space where they can present their personal artistic endeavors. Every First Thurs. 6 pm-1am. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www. back2thegrind.com.

BRIDGES HALL OF MUSIC. The Rembrandt Club’s Backdoor Event. This reception complete with a guided tour of Pomona College’s Native American Collection Study Center and vault will give you insight into the college’s exclusive collection. Sun, Nov. 17. 150 E. 4th St., Claremont, 909.607.2671; music.pomona.edu.

CABOT’S PUEBLO MUSEUM. Come and learn about the story of Cabot Yerxa and his massive hand-built pueblo (on which he spent nearly a quartercentury building) at this museum,

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calendar which is also home to a 43-foot tall Indian monument, carved out of a Sequoia Redwood that’s over 700 years old, better known as “Waokiye.”

(It’s just one of 60 such sculptures in a series.) Open Tues-Sun, 9 am-1 pm. 616 E. Desert View Ave., Desert Hot Springs, 760.329.7610; www.cabotsmuseum.org.

THE CENTER FOR WATER EDUCATION. A world-class museum and learning institution which depicts the past, present and future story of water, from its importance in SoCal, to its impact worldwide. 2325 Searl Pkwy., Hemet, 951.791.0990.

CHAFFEY COMMUNITY MUSEUM OF ART. Color-Go-Round. Featuring water media work of Jan Wright, that come from the idea that color makes the world go round. Thru Dec. 22. Mythmakers The unique visions of Tammy Greenwood and John Greco come together in an extraordinary way. Thru Dec. 29. Ladies of the Museum. The feminine touch holds an important role in art of all kind, and that’s why the museum is celebrating all things woman by displaying various works from the female perspective. Thru Jan. 14. 217 S. Lemon Ave., Ontario, 909.463.3733; www. ccaamuseum.org.

CORONA ART ASSOCIATION. Every two months you can check out this art scene. See what the locals are up to! Thru Aug. 522 Corona Mall, Corona, 951.735.3226; www. coronaartassociation.org.

THE DA CENTER FOR THE ARTS. Aztlan The Next Decade “Con Safos.” Over 40 artists have contributed to this exhibit, resulting in a mixed-media show that celebrates National Latino Heritage Month. Thru Nov. 16. 252-D S. Main St., Pomona, 909.397.9716; www.dacenter. org FERGUSON FINE ARTS AND DESIGN. A plethora of pictures, paintings and posters specializing in pin-up pieces. Be sure to check out the 2nd Sat Art Walk, 3pm-10 pm. 181 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.620.7488; www. ffadgallery.com.

FIRST STREET GALLERY. Tile Show 2013. Featuring works by Nathan Murri and so many more, some of these charming works will be for sale in the Silent Auction during the opening reception. Thru Nov. 15. 250 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.626.5455; www.1ststreetgallery.org GALLERY SOHO. Far Horizon. Local artists bring together multimedia of art that fits within the category of “Far Horizon.” Come see the different interpretations of this broad topic. Thru Dec. 6. 300 A So. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.469.1599; www.pvaa.net.

LATINO ART MUSEUM. Latinos Do It Better? Various works including some exquisite paintings by various artists will have you wondering if Latinos really do it better. Thru Nov. 27. 281 S. Thomas St. #105, Pomona, 909.620.6009; www. lamoa.net.

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Mountain Artist Colony Associate Artists Exhibition. Each artist in this series presents a series of works, as well as a statement a bout their connection with Dorland Mountain, the arts community and their work. Thru Dec. 13. 1499 N. State St., San Jacinto, 951.487.3585; www.msjc.edu.

MUSEUM OF HISTORY AND ART, ONTARIO. Guasti Mural Exhibition.

Four murals, originally taken from the Guasti mansion can now be found in the museum’s Carlson Gallery. Here you can learn all about the history of Guasti and Norman Kennedy.

Ongoing. Road Ways. Road signs haven’t really changed much; red signs mean stop and yellow means yield. But the open road holds many memories for all sorts of roadies. Here you can appreciate the signs that transport you to a different decade, and with it take a “trip” through local highway signs and beyond.

Ongoing. 225 S. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.3198; www.ci.ontario.ca.us/ index.cfm/1605.

PALM SPRINGS ART MUSEUM. George Catlin’s American Buffalo.

A collection of 40 paintings from the late 19th and early 20th century gives insight into the importance of buffalo in Native American life. Thru Dec. 29. Personalities and Identity in Photography and New Media.

This exhibit features the power photography has had for over 100 years, as well as the representational qualities of new media in our modern age. Thru Jan. 31. Richard Diebenkorn The Berkeley Years, 1953-1966.

Coined one of California’s finest 20th century artists, his work that explores the vivid and abstract landscapes of the Bay Area are guaranteed to be phenomenal. Thru Feb. 16. Ancient & Modern: Selections from the Permanent Collection. Turning to the past to get inspiration for the future of their artistic heritage—that’s what artists Gunther Gerzo, Rufino Tamayo and Carlos Merida have done, merging the concepts of their lineage with a decidedly modern bend. Ongoing.

101 Museum Dr., Palm Springs, 760.322.4800; www.psmuseum.org.

PITZER ART GALLERIES. Glyphs: Acts of Inspiration. Ten international artists from the U.S., Europe and Africa demonstrate themes of identity, representation and visibility. Thru Dec. 5. Danielle Adair: On the Rocks in the Land. This documentary-performancevideo installation gives you insight of how a tourist experiences significant historical sites, including places like the US-Mexican Border and the Berlin Wall. Thru Dec. 6. 1050 N. Mills Ave., Claremont, 909.621.8797; www.pitzer. edu/galleries.

POMONA COLLEGE MUSEUM OF ART. John Divola: As Far As I Could Get. As a professional photographer for over four decades, Divola has now incorporated painting and conceptual art with his photography, resulting in an exhibit that is one-ofa-kind. Thru Dec. 22. David Michalek: Figure Studies. Using high-speed HD

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video, David Michalek highlights the absolute beauty of the human form, by slowing five second clips of the human body in motion down to 10 minutes. Thru Dec. 22. Resonant Minds: Abstraction and Perception. Using a variety of works from the museum’s permanent collection, including lithography, paintings, woodcuts and more, this exhibit demonstrates how perception is key in art and abstraction. Thru Dec. 22. Krysten Cunningham: Ret, Scutch, Heckle.

Playing off her acute awareness of the connection our bodies have with space and architecture, Cunningham uses a variety of materials to resonate with artistic, social and psychological relationships. Thru Dec. 22. 330 N College Ave., Claremont, 909.621.8283; www.pomona.edu/museum.

RIVERSIDE COMMUNITY COLLEGE. Recent Devotional Paintings. New England Native Matthew Couper takes you on a journey into personal experiences of religion, politics and more. His paintings on metal and canvas are inspirational and eyecatching, bringing you another dimension of intrigue. Thru Nov. 22. Quad Gallery, 4800 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.222.8358; www. academic.rcc.edu/art/exhibition.

RIVERSIDE ART MUSEUM. Exit/Entry. Baby Tatooville. This pop surrealist exhibition is organized by the one and only Bob Self of Baby Tattoo Books. Generating world wide attention, the IE is lucky to have such thought-provoking and strange head-turning works on display.

Thru Nov. 25. Transcending Traditions: Dia de Los Muertos, Creating altars to honor deceased loved ones has been a time-honored tradition in the Latino culture for hundreds of years. Diverse mediums will celebrate the Day of the Dead. Thru Nov. 25. The Face of Hunger. This photography by Michael Nye documents the hunger epidemic that’s happening in America and how resilience helps conquer all. Thru Dec. 15. What’s “52” Got to Do With It? This is a personal story about the growth and fulfillment of Sue Mitchell’s life journey.

She was born in ’52, has 52 favorite trees and just finished a 52 week art sabbatical. Thru Dec. 31. 3425 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7111; www. riversideartmuseum.org.

RIVERSIDE CITY HALL. Please contact Buna Dorr for appointment. Mayor’s Ceremonial Room Exhibit. A bimonthly rotating art exhibit featuring twodimensional works by Riverside County artists. Call for schedule. 3900 Main St., Riverside, 951.680.1345; www. inlandarts.com.

RIVERSIDE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM. John Muir and the Personal Experience of Nature. John Muir was a wilderness guy. Like a classic example of a frontiersman in America as expansionism had run its course, Muir grew to document and love the natural wildlife of various United States areas. The gallery focuses on special pieces from a traveling exhibit “Nature’s Beloved Son: Rediscovering John Muir’s Botanical Legacy” from various renowned sources. Thru Jan. 19, 2014. Telling Riverside’s Story in 50 Objects. With Riverside’s extensive history there’s bound to be something unique to learn. For a single night, view 50 different objects that represent

or document Riverside’s past, from mammoth molars to stage coach foot warmers. Thru January 4, 2015.

Riverside Metropolitan Museum, 3580 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside. Arts Walk. Held the 1st Thurs of every month. Tour the museum’s current exhibitions and view the performers.

Each month is different. Walking Tours of Historic Downtown Riverside. Join the RMM for a docent-lead tour of historic downtown. Every Sat, 2 pm. $5; children 12 and under, free. Call for reservations. 3580 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.826.5273; www. riversideca.gov/museum.

ROBERT & FRANCES FULLERTON MUSEUM OF ART. Ode to a Grecian Urn. A live performance accompanies the museum’s current exhibition, “Greeks in the Boot: Greek Influences in the Italian Peninsula as Reflected in Pottery of Various Regions.” Thurs, Nov. 14. California State University San Bernardino, 5500 University Pkwy., San Bernardino, 909.537.7373; http:// raffma.csusb.edu.

SAM AND ALFREDA MALOOF FOUNDATION FOR ARTS AND CRAFTS. In Words and Wood. Curator Jason T. Butsch, Carnegie Museum of Art. This exhibition features the works of Bob Stocksdale and Ed Moulthrop. It’s a collection of woodturnings inspired by the curator and including the renown of gallery owner Sam Maloof, this grouping of amazing wooden pieces tells a story of the woodturning field. Every Thurs and Sat. 1, 2 and 3 pm. Plein Air Painting in the Garden.

Take a relaxing day off and watch talented artists set up shop in the Maloof Foundation garden where they will paint the gorgeous subject matter in its natural area. Every Thurs and Sat. 12pm-4pm. Maloof Foundation for the Arts and Crafts, 5131 Carnelian St., Alta Loma, 909.980.0412; www. malooffoundation.org.

SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY MUSEUM, Portraits and Views. This exhibit will take you back to before smart phones allowed you to document every moment of you life instantaneously— back to the portraiture between 1897 and 1924. Crossroads Gallery, 2024 Orange Tree Ln., Redlands, 909.307.2669; www.sbcountymuseum. org.

SWEENEY ART GALLERY AT UC RIVERSIDE. Different Particles & Indeterminate States: New Monumental Drawings by Amy Myers. Amy Myers does a phenomenal job of creating masterpieces that are visually stunning and complex by blending psychics, mathematical equations and more.

Thru Nov. 23. 3834 Main St., Riverside, 951.827.3755; www.sweeney.ucr.edu UCR/CALIFORNIA MUSEUM OF PHOTOGRAPHY. More American Photographs. The Great Depression was a trying time for Americans during the early years of the 20th century, and gazing at photographs in this collection that focus on the recovery from this time is reminiscent of the current economic situation Americans still face. Thru Jan. 11, 2014. 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.784.3686; www.cmp. ucr.edu.

WALLY PARKS NHRA MOTORSPORTS MUSEUM. Mooneyes. Car fans no doubt know about the history of classic cars and the people who engineered

them. The NHRA is recognizing the great accomplishments and influence that Dean Moon has had on the automotive industry from his humble beginnings with dragsters to the use of his own shop to make the very first Shelby Cobra. A few of the famous Mooneye race cars will be available on display to showcase his ingenuity and unique insight to what a car should look like. Thru Jan. Presented by the Automobile Club of Southern California, the NHRA Museum celebrates the impact of motorsports on our culture. They collect, preserve, exhibit and interpret vehicles, autorelated stories and artifacts that represent our affection for, and the influence of, automotive speed and style in all its forms. Learn about hot rods, customs, racecars and speed records, as well as the West Coast’s role as the historic center for these cars’ past and present development.

Prolong Twilight Cruise Night. Come and check out hundreds of classic hot rods, customs, and muscle cars as the Cruise Night brings out some of the finest street machinery in the area. In addition to these hot wheels, there’s a raffle, food (for purchase), museum exhibits and best of all, admission is free. Every First Wed, 4pm-8pm. Fairplex, 1101 W. McKinley Ave., Fairplex Gate 1, Pomona, 909.622.2133; www.museum. nhra.com.

WIGNALL MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART. Occupy the Museum. Encourages innovation and critical thinking, this small exhibit features one work of art per each occupying group, allowing you to thoroughly study and discover the power of observation. Thru Nov. 23. 5885 Haven Ave., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.652.6493; www. chaffey.edu/wignall.

THE WIRE. Check out the local art exhibit every Thurs from 7pm-9 pm. 247 N. 2nd Ave., Upland; www.thewire247. com.

community announcements APOLLO 14 SPACE EVENT. You’ll get to see Dr. James Hansen, a reallive astronaut, as well as excerpts from “Apollo 14 – A Space Opera” performed. Sat, Nov. 16. Palm Springs Air Museum, 745 N. Gene Autry Trail, Palm Springs, 760.346.1611; www. desertarc.org.

FAMILY MOVIE NIGHTS. There’s nothing like cuddling up with the family for a free movie screening. Every Thurs.

Steelworker’s Auditorium, 8437 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.574.4500.

FANTASY CUPCAKE CHALLENGE. Bring your sweet tooth and ultimate baking skills, because this competition in its 2nd year is sure to draw on the most serious bakers in the IE. Sun, Nov. 17.

Fantasy Springs Resort & Casino, 84245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort.com.

J’ETENDS PLUS LA GUITARE. The romances of being young, in love and delusional because of drugs are highlighted in the independent film from the early ‘90s. Fri, Nov. 15. Culver Center, UCR ARTSBlock, 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.827.4787; artsblock.ucr. edu.

NATURE WALKS. This quick 30 minute

walk around the forest grounds led by a Discovery Center Naturalist will give you just enough time to really connect with nature. Every Sat & Sun Big Bear Discover Center, 40971 North Shore Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3437; www. sbnfa.org.

PALM SPRINGS OPEN AIR MARKET. The grand opening for this open air market will have vendors of all types for your shopping needs. Every Sat. thru April.

The Spa Resort Casino, Downtown Palm Springs, 760.534.7968; www. palmspringsopenmarket.com.

THE STANELY KRAMER FILM FESTIVAL. Creating groundbreaking movies that were ahead of their time, this event is a full-blown dedication to this man, who was a true visionary. Fri, Nov 1517. Camelot Theaters, 2300 E. Baristo Rd., Palm Springs, 760.325.6565; www. camelottheatres.com.

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE. Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends are coming to town, for family fun that includes storytelling, a petting zoo, Imagination Station, caboose ride and more. Sat, Nov. 16-17. Orange Empire Railway Museum, 2201 S. A St., Perris, 951.943.3020; www.ticketweb.com/ dowt.

lectures & politics CENTER FOR COMMUNITY ACTION AND ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE (CCAEJ).

There are people who want change, and then there are people who make change happen. Disgusted and frustrated that Riverside County officials continue to place warehouses, rail-yards and other diesel sources next to homes and schools, and allow new homes to be built next to the same type of facilities, CCAEJ took action by placing a billboard along Highway 60 at the entrance to Riverside County.

Check out the CCAEJ Website and educate yourself about the health conditions in your area. PO BOX 33124, Jurupa Valley, 951.360.8451 or admin@ ccaej.org; www.ccaej.org.

COMMISSION OF DISABILITIES. Every 2nd Mon Every group needs a committee; one that is dedicated to the well being of the group. In this case the Commission of Disabilities in Riverside is passionate in promoting awareness of both the group’s presence at Riverside City Hall as well as awareness of disabled people everywhere. The following quote, “The mission of the Commission of Disabilities is- to promote greater awareness of, respect for and total participation of individuals into all aspects of life” is the motto and goal of group’s support of disabled people in the Riverside community. It’s placement in the Riverside County City Council allows them to keep a close eye on programs and policies in process especially concerning housing, employment and transportation. 6pm. Riverside City Hall, 5th Floor, 3900 Main St., Riverside, 951.826.5427; www.riversideca.gov/ cod.

DEMOCRATIC LUNCHEON CLUB. Every Fri The Democratic Luncheon Club was formed in the ’30s and was reorganized as a chartered Democratic Club in 1993. Their popular, hour-long luncheons are a forum for progressive ideas and feature

distinguished speakers such as U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer. These members have fire in their bellies—in 2002 they got off their duffs and personally registered more than 240 Democrats.

Politics and food go together so well.

12 pm. Democratic Headquarters, 136 Carousel Mall (lower level, near the central glass elevator), San Bernardino, 909.882.5819 or mrkalvarez@aol.com; www.sbdems.com.

DEMOCRATS OF GREATER RIVERSIDE. We didn’t believe it either—Riverside and Democrats? They always have something going on. Every 3rd Thurs General meeting, 7pm. Mexicali Grill, 1690 Spruce St., Riverside, 951.781.6682 or info@riversidedemocrats.org; www. riversidedemocrats.org.

FOOD NOT BOMBS. Meets weekly at various locations. Protesting militarism and poverty by serving free vegetarian food to people in need, and in support of ongoing political organizing efforts.

FNB believes that by giving away free food to people in need in public spaces, they directly dramatize the level of hunger in this country and the surplus of food being wasted. They also call attention to the failure of society to support those within it—choosing instead to fund the forces of war and violence. They are committed to the use of nonviolent direct action to change society. Thousands of meals are served each week by FNB groups in North America and Europe. Info: foodnotbombs909@yahoo.com; www. foodnotbombs.net.

FRIDAY MORNING CLUB. Every Fri Come and listen to speakers, discuss Riverside Council Agenda items and other areas of concern to the city’s residents. Free and open to the public, with free parking, too. 10 am. Janet Goeske Senior/Disabled Center, 5257 Sierra St., Riverside, 951.351.8800; fridaymorningclub@yahoo.com; www. janetgoeskecenter.com.

INLAND COUNTIES STONEWALL DEMOCRATS. Chartered Democratic club working within the Democratic Party to represent the LGBT—Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender— members of the community and their friends and supporters. They are proud members of the National Stonewall Democrats, who have the motto, “Pride in Our County; Pride in Our Party; Pride in Our Families.” PO BOX 9642, Redlands, 909.556.6818.

INLAND EMPIRE DEBATING SOCIETY. “Debate is the heart of liberty.” So

reads the I.E. Debating Society’s website. This nonprofit, non-partisan organization was developed in order to provide the citizens of the IE with accurate, thoroughly researched debates on all issues of the day, in order to stimulate more voter participation and—imagine this!—a more enlightened electorate.

Members represent all sectors of life, including high school and college students, teachers, professors, lawyers, business folk, parents and retirees.

Info: 909.887.4894, 909.825.7800; www. inlanddebates.com.

INLAND EMPIRE FREETHINKERS. Every 1st Wed Come join Atheists United and the Center for Inquiry-West for some refreshing discussions. 7pm-9 pm.

Unitarian Church, 3657 Lemon St., Riverside; www.cfiwest.org/groups/ inland.htm.

INLAND EMPIRE LATINO LAWYERS ASSOCIATION. Legal clinic hours: Wed, 1 pm-3:30pm. Clients also seen at—Lawrence Hutton Center, 660 Colton Ave., Colton, Mon, 1 pm-3 pm; DeAnza Community Center, 1405 S. Fern Ave., Ontario. 2nd Thurs of every month Needy folks can get counsel/ advice on family law, landlord/ tenant disputes, civil disputes (such as car accidents) and collections.

These volunteer attorneys are like argument angels. For more than 20 years, IELLA’s mission, with the help of the United Way, has been to provide free legal services for the poor and underprivileged because too many people could not afford to hire an attorney, were not able to speak English, or could not read or write. Help them help you by calling or going to the website to schedule an appointment and to see what you need to bring with you for your meeting. 1 pm-3:30pm. Administrative Office, Cesar Chavez Community Center, 2060 University Ave. #113, Riverside, 951.369.3009 or iellaaid@aol. com; www.iellaaid.org.

INLAND EMPIRE MINORITY-LED RESOURCE DEVELOPMENT COALITION. Every 2nd Fri This coalition includes nonprofits, political and governmental agencies, business owners and individuals, who are all aiming to impart change in their communities.

The coalition hosts monthly meetings and is open to any entity seeking to join, without a membership fee. Bring your fliers and information to share.

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By Eric Francis

Aries (March 20-April 19) If you have something to say, then say it.

I understand you may be hesitating, but I suggest you not miss this opportunity, and that in support of that, you not give yourself excuses to chicken out. Yes, this is one of those situations where you don’t know the effect that revealing something intimate may have on a personal relationship. But you can surmise the effect of not doing so, which is to remain stuck or feeling like there’s no space for you to be yourself.

In fact there is space, and you can test that out by being clear, straightforward and explicit, and not holding back any aspect of what you think, what you feel, or what you want. You risk flipping the whole situation from something that feels stagnant to something that actually turns you on.

Taurus (April 19-May 20) The ongoing revelation known as your life is about to teach you something about yourself. This is likely to fall into the ‘what you’ve known all along’ category but somehow missed or failed to take conscious note of. You know that stability and commitment are your basic foundations. What the stars are now saying is that in any structured relationship, there must be room to change, grow and exchange ideas that can actually influence the situation. Now, the question is how far you will go to use it in a creative and evolutionary way. In other words: you have selected your relationship style for a purpose. Now is the time to put that purpose to use.

Gemini (May 20-June 21) Any health issues you’re facing are likely to be stress related. Those are the ones that don’t show up on X-rays, blood work, urine tests, CAT scans or dog scans. They’re the ones that most doctors miss or cannot quite identify. If you’ve recently sought medical advice, you might want to seek a second opinion from someone who specializes in the mindbody connection; but more to the point, I suggest you personally look at the connection between what you are feeling and what you’re experiencing physically. You may be over-exerting yourself in some way—that is, trying to impose your will on someone, or alternately, someone may be trying to exert their will on you. Time management could be a question; it’s become clear, if nothing else, that you must pace yourself, and that others must support you in that.

Cancer (June 21-July 22) Your life will not spin out of control if you give yourself a little room to experiment. It may seem like existence has been denying you some of the deeper pleasures you desire, though it’s also true that on some level you’ve been avoiding them. This may be because you’re not in the mood to take risks, or because you’ve been pursuing what you regard as more practical matters. In any event, the weather and the tides are shifting, and you’ve been seeing signs of this on your personal horizons for a week or so now, perhaps longer. This is a deeper re-evaluation than it may seem on the surface, involving harmonizing your personal needs and desires, your desire to play and express yourself, and a spiritual dimension.

Libra (Sep. 22-Oct. 23) I suggest you respond to a burning desire rather than denying it or trying to pretend it’s not affecting you. You may have tried to compartmentalize this one many times, and it hasn’t worked. Now you get to burst out of those compartments, and it’s probably going to feel awesome. It could be awesome in that orgasmic way, or like when a shard of glass that got embedded in your skin years ago finally makes its way to the surface, tearing the skin to get out but it feels awesome because it’s finally getting out.

It’s a beautiful thing to actually feel committed and passionate, and to put the two together. It’s awesome when you allow yourself to acknowledge the love that you feel.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22) Think of this moment as a focal point where numerous themes, issues and story lines both intersect and diverge.

Everything you’ve done has led you to this point, and you can take your life many different directions from here. You may know this on one level, yet you seem poised to discover it on another. There is an image in your chart about bringing these two levels of awareness together— and stepping fully into what you know, including what you know about where you’ve been. Most significantly, there are places you want to go, by which I mean with every cell of your DNA sending the same message, and I suggest you make plans to visit at least one of them within the next six months.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 22) At a certain point, you’re going to have to think of yourself as being something other than emotionally wounded. It’s true that you’ve suffered some injuries; everyone has, and you have a few that stand out in comparison to the people you know. It’s just that carrying around that idea makes something that happened in the past realer than it is, and realer than it needs to be. You may not be able to directly address the past situation; you may not be able to resolve it. But information is becoming available from another part of your consciousness which may show you two things: one is how you’ve put what happened in the past to good use. The other is that while you may have some memory or personality matrix organized around this past event, you have in fact moved beyond it, and no longer need to define your personality or the trajectory of your life around this thing.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) It’s not easy to take even a single step outside of the reasoning that love is good and lust is bad, which reasoning is based on the notion that there is some actual distinction to be made. Yet that fact alone does not make one bad and the other good; one fake and the other real. Both are natural, and for your purposes, what is natural is healthy and related to everything else that’s a fact of nature. At the moment your tendency is likely to be running in the direction of lusty passion, a sensation that’s going to grow stronger over the next few days. This is more likely to put you into the company of people you’re in harmony with.

Leo (July 22-Aug. 23) You seem to be doing a pretty good job at avoiding being emotionally overwhelmed, despite having a number of excuses to feel that way. You have the ability to withdraw part of yourself into a secret location. I suggest you avoid tendency, though, and move in the opposite direction—that is, stay close to the surface of your awareness. Maintain some equilibrium between your inner life and your immediate environment. Said simply, you’re better off if you reveal to others how you feel, which may not involve explaining it in detail but rather with a simple statement and allowing yourself the space to be exactly as you are.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) You can finally divorce your parents.

It’s about time. The thing about some divorces (if not all) is they make it easier to move on and be friends. The thing about divorcing your parents is that this makes it possible for the kid who is grafted to them, or to an idea of who they are (or were), to step up and be an adult. It’s not easy to see the influence that unhealthy bonding with mother and father has, especially if that influence is everywhere. You have reached the point in your life when you know it’s time to be your own authority. It’s not necessary to project authority onto others, then rebel against it. I would say that if you want to be happy, it’s necessary to claim the right to run your own life. It’s not easy but it is possible—now.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) There is little point trying to organize the mental details, an exact plan or trying to get control by collecting all of the information that’s out there. You’re probably feeling the inclination to exert your power that way, an impulse that can be better directed.

There’s a very good point to knowing where you stand with yourself at all times, even if you don’t have words for it. In other words, the most vital information you can have is your own opinion, and what your intuition is telling you. You don’t need to know what everyone else thinks or what is motivating them; you merely need to know what is motivating you, and put that information to work. While you’re sometimes reluctant to trust your intuition if you don’t have some other form of data, you’re now in territory where your hunches can trump what seem like hard and cold facts.

Notice that your intuition will keep you responsive to your feelings and your environment from moment to moment, updating you constantly.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) If you knew how protected you are, you would worry a lot less. Yet you still have a layer of learning, or programming, that says you have to be vigilant every minute, and to discern, in advance, the influence that something will have on you. You have mastered, or at least reached, an advanced level on certain skills, including problem-solving. While at one time you may have learned that it’s not a good idea to use your ability to get out of trouble as an excuse to be careless, you can now count on it a little more.

Yet something else is working for you, which is a guidance system that it’s taken you years to cultivate. This is a form of vigilance operating beyond normal awareness, working in the background, and with considerable support from what you might think of as spiritual agency. You can trust it; events in the coming days will show you that.

Read your daily horoscope at: www.PlanetWaves.net

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Family Life Center, 1505 West Highland Ave, San Bernardino 92411.

JEFFERY OWENS COMMUNITY CENTER. The mission of the JOCC is to “provide education, support and advocacy regarding sexual orientation and gender identity.” The center offers a safe environment for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender individuals in the Riverside and San Bernardino areas. 5198 Arlington Avenue #922, Riverside; www.jocc.org.

leisure ACTION ZIPLINE TOURS. Talk about building up your “wheeee!” factor: Touting themselves as the “first legal, permitted zipline tour company in Southern California,” Action sports nine ziplines, ranging from 120- to 820-feet long, a suspension bridge (with views of the Johnson Valley) and expertly guided tours. Whether you’re aiming for a nice, pleasant ride on a wire in the sky or the thrill-seeking, well, action that an open-air zipline can provide, Action’s likely got you covered—that is, if you’re at least 8 years of age and weigh at least 75 pounds. (And yes, they’ve got braking systems, just in case you need to hit pause for a moment.) Four tours daily.

Action Zipline Tours, 41647 Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear, 909.866.0390; www. actionziplinetours.com.

BEAUTY BUBBLE SALON & MUSEUM. Location is a private home so please call for an appointment and directions.

Jeff Hafler, an L.A. hairdresser who gave up on Hollyweird, owns the homestead house/salon and operates an awe-inspiring hair museum with treasures like a ‘70s mod Ken doll and an 1880s kerosene-heated curling iron.

Get yourself a celebrity-worthy haircut in the desert or pay your $5 and check out some funky old-school beauty equipment. 5444 Moon Way, Wonder Valley, 760.835.9369; www.facebook. com/BeautyBubbleSalonAndMuseum.

BELLA VISTA WINERY. This winery claims it was the first Temecula vineyard (around since 1968). Now for a little history lesson, courtesy of the Bella Vista Website: The Temecula wine region began developing in the mid-‘60s when the Kaiser Land Development Company purchased what was known as Vail Ranch in 1964, and began investing in and marketing the Temecula Valley.

Horticulturalists were brought in to evaluate the area, and, along with avocados, the experts determined that wine vineyards were well suited for the valley. The cool moist air from the coast would settle in the Temecula Appellation in the evening and would burn off the following morning, perfect for grape growing. First planted in 1968, five acres of the original Bella Vista acres are still producing adjacent to the winery, which was built in 1978. Unlike gym socks, when it comes to wine, older can be so much better. 41220 Calle Contento, Temecula, 951.676.5250; http:// bellavistawinery.com.

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BIG BEAR ALPINE ZOO. The Moonridge Animal Park arose from the ashes of forest fires in 1959 that devastated the natural ecosystem of the San Bernardino Mountains. Several injured animals were brought to safety for rehabilitation and a second chance at life in the wild. But for some, returning to the forest was not an option due to human imprinting or injuries that would compromise their survival. Enter the humane and dedicated folks at Moonridge, who created an Alpine zoo, where all the animals are native to our local mountains. Learn more about our furry, feathered and scaly friends through daily feeding tours, in the education center, or in the library.

Say hi to the Grizzly! 43285 Goldmine Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.878.4200; www. moonridgezoo.org.

BIG BEAR DISCOVERY CENTER. Here it is: Your gateway to education and adventure in the San Bernardino Mountains. The center is an educational and informational portal set on helping you become a more responsible friend to the forest. You can pick up an adventure pass that gives you access to the local hiking and off-road trails, hiking and biking maps, camping info, or take a naturalist-led interpretive program (wild flower tour, canoe tour, off-road tour, any sort of mountainous tour your heart desires!) or take in a concert under the stars. 40971 North Shore Dr., on Hwy. 38 one mile west of Stanfield Cutoff, Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3437; www.bigbeardiscoverycenter.com.

CALICO EARLY MAN ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE. Tours Thurs-Sun, 9:30am, 11:30 am, 1:30pm, 3:30pm; Wed, 1:30pm & 3:30pm.

Nearly 12,000 stone tools—used for scraping, cutting, and gouging— have been excavated here. The apparent age of some of these items (said to be as ancient as 200,000 years old) contradicts the dominant archaeological theory that humans populated North America only 13,000 years ago. Located 15 miles east of Barstow off I-15 in Yermo. From the Minneola Rd. exit, follow the signs north about two miles on graded dirt roads to the site.

CALICO GHOST TOWN. Established in 1881, this ghost town is now California State Historic Landmark 782. It’s an authentic silver mining town that lives on as one of the few original mining camps of the Old West. Gunfight stunt shows have become a part of Calico’s everyday life, but the less adventuresome can pan for real gold, watch water roll uphill in Calico’s Mystery Shack or take a trip down into an actual mine where the air is thin, ceilings are low and evidence of laborintensive rock chipping is everywhere.

Located 10 miles north of Barstow off I-15. Exit Ghost Town Rd., 760.254.2122.

CANYON CREST WINERY. This will be your new go-to place for a wide selection of wines and a few fun events to boot. Temecula may be the IE center of our “Wine Country” but heck, Riverside is much closer to home for many and you don’t sacrifice

quality by staying local. Canyon Crest Towne Centre, 5225 Canyon Crest Drive, #7A, Riverside, 951.369.9463; www.canyoncrestwinery.com.

CHERRY HILLS CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Year-round. Eat better and support your local farmers.

Fri, 8 am-1pm; Sun, 9 am-1 pm. 26834 Cherry Hills Blvd., Menifee; www. cafarmersmarkets.com.

CHURON WINERY. This French-style chateau also offers the Inn at Churon Winery, a bed and breakfast perched on a hillside overlooking the vineyards. It’s the perfect solution if you plan on swallowing more than spitting. 33233 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.694.9070; www. churonwinery.com.

CLAREMONT FARMERS & ARTISANS MARKET. Every Sun, 8am-1pm. Catch a lively walk through the Claremont Village each week surrounded by fresh vegetables, unique crafts and other greatness. Indian Hill and 2nd St., Claremont.

DANZA DEL SOL WINERY. Previously owned by Bill Filsinger’s who was the first Southern California winery to grow and produce Gewurztraminer, a fantastic wine on the sweet side, in 2010 it was taken over by Robert Olson. Now the Winery is focused on wines with Mediterranean influence. 39050 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.6363; www. danzadelsolwinery.com.

DESERT ART STUDIO. Open by appointment. Muralist and painter Chuck Caplinger’s “Oasis of Murals” is a studio and gallery exhibiting his semi-psychedelic portraits, paintings and murals of the Southwest, located in his giant dome home near the entrance to Joshua Tree National Park.

He has a cool past. He started off as an illustrator for NASA in Houston, then moved to LA where he worked with Lonestar Pictures and painted celebrity portraits. The award-winning Texas-born artist’s paintings hang in numerous galleries and museums, and his murals color much of California— see his site for desert art near you.

Twentynine Palms, 760.361.2305; www. desertartstudio.com.

DRIVETECH RACING SCHOOL. Call for schedule of classes and prices. Learn how to drive a high-powered NASCAR racecar in a controlled but demanding environment. The people of Drivetech want you to know this: More track time, more laps, more speed, more freedom on the track, passing encouraged, side-by-side driving, coaching by radio, warm up laps, and in-car video. But all you’ve gotta know from us is: “Days of Thunder.” California Speedway, 14611 Rancho Vista Dr., Fontana, 888.495.7223; www.drivetech. com.

FALKNER WINERY. This award-winning winery believes “wine is truly the ‘spirit of the gods’ that embraces the essence of life itself and helps all of us not take things too seriously.”

They also offer 10 different wines, group wine classes, a wine club, and wedding packages. Tasting room open 10 am-5pm. Restaurant open 11:30 am-3:30pm. 40620 Calle Contento, Temecula, 951.676.8231; www.falknerwinery.com.

FENDER CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS. For those with kids who are

about to rock, we salute you. And we present you with this incredibly awesome experience—professional caliber performing arts education and instruction to children, ages 7-17, through the Kids Rock Free Educational Program. This program provides free and low cost musical instruction education including piano, guitar, bass guitar, vocal performance, drums and combo band. Intrigued? Bring your school or group for a tour, including an inter-active demonstration, access to the exhibits and the visual arts gallery, and an optional scavenger hunt. 365 N. Main St., Corona, 951.735.2440; www.fendercenter.com.

FLYING BEAR ZIP LINES. “I believe I can fly,” once sangeth R. Kelly, but never did he sing about zip linin’ his friendly face across gorgeous canyon scenery and through the tops of trees in Big Bear. And that’s where Flying Bear kicks in, offering five zip lines and an aerial platform that’s perched almost a hundred feet high. Two tours are offered, the “Black Bear” which takes about an hour-and-a-half and puts your ass flying down three different zip lines. And then there’s “The Grizzly” that’ll suspend your noggin’ across a canyon down five lines in around three hours’ time. The tours are guided by trained pros and offer some amazing views, but they’re not for everyone, as you must be at least 75 pounds, but no more than 250. Also, pregnant people and those with medical conditions are asked to consult with a medical provider before embarking on such an adventure. Open year round, everyday. Prices start around $65. At the top of Mill Creek Rd., Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3260; www.flyingbearziplines. com.

GALLEANO WINERY. Galleano winemaking spans five generations, remaining family-owned, and claims to be California’s largest producer of Cucamonga Valley wines. CantuGalleano Ranch complex is listed on the California and National Register of Historic Places. 4231 Wineville Rd., Mira Loma, 951.685.5376; www. galleanowinery.com.

GLEN EDEN SUN CLUB. See website for prices. Glen Eden is known as Southern California’s premier nudist resort and RV park. Interested clothes-free parties might be happy to know that first-time visitors get in free (see their website for the coupon). Entertainment, dining and sports are all part of the offerings, including tennis, volleyball and swimming. 25999 Glen Eden Rd., Corona, 951.277.4650; www.gleneden. com.

THE GLEN IVY CENTER. Seeking some alone time away from the every day buzz of standard city living? Here’s a retreat that’s offering a relaxed and spacious experience on sacred land with creeks, walking paths and organic orchards. Get away from the distractions! 25005 Glen Ivy Rd., Corona, 951.277.8701; www.glenivy. org.

GRABER OLIVES. Tours available throughout the year. In the fall, visitors may view the many activities that center around the long and careful tradition of grading, curing and canning Graber olives. Can you think of a more romantic date? 315 E. 4th St., Ontario, 800.996.5483; www.

graberolives.com.

HADLEY FRUIT ORCHARDS. Open since 1931, Hadley’s offers dried fruits, nuts, and dates—they are famous for their rich and delicious date shakes. What I find most intriguing, however, is that they claim to be the originators of trail mix. Whoudathunk?! 48980 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.854.5655; www. hadleyfruitorchards.com.

HANGAR 18. So, you’re all about hangin’ tuff. Well, then, maybe you’re ready to pit yourself against the 10,000+ square feet of climbing at SoCal’s tallest climbing gym.

Whether you’re a serious climber or just curious about trying it out for the first time, this gym is ideal for climbers of any age and ability level. Newly renovated with a massive party deck, additional bouldering space, gymnastic flooring, and two new killer crack climbs, Hangar 18 is the perfect location for birthday parties, school or church groups, scout troops, climbing camps, teambuilding events, or family outings. They also offer Kung Fu and Hatha Yoga classes for those whose life involves being a little more “grounded.” 256 E. Stowell St. #A, Upland, 909.931.5991; 6935 Arlington Ave., Riverside, 951.359.5040; www. climbhangar18.com.

HIGH ADVENTURE. Open daily, yearround, weather permitting. Call for prices and to schedule classes. The Website says, “Often the question comes up... What is the difference between ‘hang gliding’ and ‘paragliding’?” High Adventure—a business run by husband-and-wife team Rob and Dianne McKenzie— offers USHPA certified, personalized instruction and service in both sports, out of Andy Jackson Airport. Go for both the tandem and the solo lessons for the complete experience. Best of all, they’ve won lots of safety awards.

4231 Sepulveda Ave., San Bernardino, 909.379.9095; www.flytandem.com.

HIGH DESERT FARMERS MARKET. There’s not only a bounty of fresh vegetables, fruits, and flowers, but also fun items like doggie treats, raw honey, kettle corn, stuffed olives, and so much more. Parking is free. 18422 Bear Valley Rd., Victorville, 760.247.3769; www. highdesertfarmersmarket.com.

HIGH DESERT TEST SITES. See the website for more info and a timeline of exhibits.

The High Desert Test Sites are a series of experimental art sites located along a stretch of desert communities including Pioneertown, Yucca Valley, Joshua Tree, 29 Palms and Wonder Valley. These sites provide alternative space for experimental works by both emerging and established artists.

Most projects are meant to belong to no one and are intended to melt back into the landscape as new ones emerge, basically giving each piece its own chance to sink or swim.

The goal is also to create an artistic community on a zero budget. Go to the Website to learn more about the group’s mission. It’s like Burning Man without the fire or repressed Silicon Valley thirtysomethings. From L.A., take the 10 east; exit on Hwy 62 (29 Palms Hwy) and head east toward 29 Palms; the sites are located between Yucca Valley and Wonder Valley. Info: www. highdeserttestsites.com.

INLAND PARAFLITE INC. Call for packages and prices. California’s only year-round, full-time poweredparachute training center. There is so much to choose from—intro flights; the First Flight course where you go solo in the Powerchute Pegasus; and the full UFI course, which brings you to the level required to be endorsed to fly a PPC solo and puts you on a straight and level course to attain your own UFI rating. It sounds foreign to us, but it’s probably the coolest thing in the world to those who speak the language. Located in Apple Valley.

Info: 760.242.3359; www.paraplane. com.

INTEGRATRON. Curious? Well, the Integratron is “an acoustically perfect tabernacle and energy machine sited on a powerful geomagnetic vortex in the magical Mojave Desert.” Yeah.

Basically, in the ’50s, George Van Tessel got abducted by aliens and then returned in order to build this dome based on the design of Moses’ Tabernacle, the writings of Nikola Tesla and telepathic directions from extraterrestrials. Yeah. It was originally meant to be a rejuvenation and time machine, but today it is the only allwood, acoustically perfect sound chamber in the U.S. Check out the Website—tons of activities happen out there, such as concerts, sky watchers, spiritual meetings, school trips and so much more. But you definitely can’t miss the Sound Bath—a 30-minute sonic healing session. Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins gives it two thumbs up. Yeah. 2477 Belfield Blvd., Landers, 760.364.3126; www.

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JIM WALLACE SKYDIVING SCHOOL. Who in their right mind would want to jump from a perfectly good airplane at 13,000 feet? Chuck Norris, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, and a whole lotta other people with a lot less money, that’s who.

Gail Sims and Jim Wallace know what they’re doing—they do movie stunts, hold world records, and help pansies like us to fall through the air with confidence and ease. 2091 Goetz Rd., Perris, 800.795.3483; www. jimwallaceskydiving.com.

JOSEPH FILIPPI WINERY & VINEYARDS. You must go to the Website and read the history of this place—it’s worthy of a Brian Grazer film, starring Tom Hanks.

They also allow you to select custom labels when you purchase wine, and make a point of offering non-alcoholic beverages to your designated driver.

Oh, and their yummy wine wins heaps of awards. 12467 Baseline Rd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.899.5755; www. josephfilippiwinery.com.

JURUPA MOUNTAINS CULTURAL CENTER. A nonprofit Family-Oriented Learning Facility (or FOLF), featuring fun programs in archaeology, geology, paleontology and earth sciences. Their goal is to teach awareness and respect for the earth and its inhabitants through hands-on educational programs. They offer field trips, specialty classes, nature school classes and the Earth Science Museum, as well as the largest dinosaur egg collection in North America. 7621 Granite Hill Dr., Riverside, 951.685.5818; www.jmcc.us K1 SPEED ONTARIO. Who doesn’t love to drive their hearts out? Well, you can’t take tight turns and mash the throttle with glee when travelling on public roads (at least, we don’t advise you do that), but you can surely let ‘em rip once you’re behind the wheel at this top-notch indoor karting track.

These high-performance electric karts run on two race tracks (which can be combined for special functions), featuring a high-grip asphalt surface, plus there’s enough space for birthday parties and meetings. Hook up with the Arrive and Drive package that allows folks to compete in a 14-lap race against friends or competitors for the fastest lap time. There’s even an adult racing league, just in case you’re looking to get serious about karting your non-minor heart out. Best of all, you won’t be seeing any flashing lights in your rear view mirror after flooring it. 5350 E. Ontario Mills Pkwy., Ontario, 909.980.0286; www.k1speed.com.

THE KIMBERLY CREST HOUSE & GARDEN TOUR. Be sure to strap on your walking shoes if you opt for the daytime docent-led tour of the Kimberly Crest House, Carriage House exhibit and Gift Shop (surprise), along with a guided tour through the gardens and grounds.

There is a lot to be said for the rejuvenating nature of a little beauty.

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and the picturesque chateau with a French revival parlor complete with gilt furniture and silk damask wall coverings. The tour is approximately two hours. Visitors should expect to be on their feet for an extended period of time and have to navigate stairs as well as sloped lawns. Closed in Aug. Kimberly Crest House & Gardens, 1325 Prospect Dr., Redlands, 909.792.2111; www.kimberlycrest.org.

LEMON CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. This 10,000 square foot museum celebrates Corona’s past history as the “Lemon Capital of the World” during the 193040s. It sits at the center of the former Corona Lemon Company, which, at 2,000 acres, was believed to have been the largest single lemon ranch in California. The park now utilizes 11 historic buildings, houses and packing sheds as a sort of artist’s colony. Artistsin-residence include sculptors, painters, muralists, life-drawers, glass blowers, weavers and woodworkers. You can watch them work or take classes yourself. An operating beneficial bug farm is also on site as well as a quaint farmer’s market. Before you leave, make sure to stop by the small gift shop featuring “everything lemon.”

Corona Heritage Park & Museum, 510 W. Foothill Pkwy., Corona, 951.898.0687; www.coronaheritage.org.

LEONESSE CELLARS. The word Leonesse, meaning “village of dreams,” is the inspiration behind this winery’s quest to create world-class wines from the Temecula Valley (not to be confused with Field of Dreams, which is about world-class baseball players). They have won numerous awards, including one for “White Merlot,” which I have never heard of. Have yourself a taste when you pop in for a tour of the enchanting grounds or to take in one of their popular concerts. 38311 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.7601; www.leonessecellars.com.

MAURICE CAR’RIE WINERY. This winery, centered around a large Victorianstyle farmhouse nestled amidst rolling hills, was founded by Budd and Maurice C. Van Roekel in 1986. Today the winery is run by new owners Buddy and Cheri Linn. (Apparently you have to be named Bud to own this place.)

The winery offers a pineapple-flavored champagne and a popular pinot noir, amongst other award-winning wines products. They also have a famous baked brie served in sourdough bread. 34225 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.676.1711; www. mauricecarriewinery.com.

MOTOCROSS VACATION. SoCal is the Mecca of the motocross industry. If your bag is heart-pumping adrenaline rides organized on your choice of five of the world’s top tracks, then check out one of MXV’s full service vacations. All packages include everything you need to enjoy the thrill of motocross: bikes, fuel, entry fees, pit set-up with support from friendly and knowledgeable staff, food, drinks, transportation, tours, training and more. And best of all, at the end of the day, they load up, clean, and prep

the bikes for the next day of incredible riding. 31221 Saddleback Ln., Menifee, 909.772.8082; www.motocrossvacation. com.

ORANGE EMPIRE RAILWAY MUSEUM. Wanna see big machinery? How’s about checking out a museum with a massive collection of railcars and locomotives? If this doesn’t tickle your high torque transportation fancy, then how’s about the fact that you, yes you, can actually get behind the wheel (well, there ain’t a wheel when we’re talking rails here, I suppose) of a locomotive and rent one for an hour! Access to the museum grounds is free, riding the trains costs $12 for adults and $8 children 5-11. Free for children under 5. Actually being able to operate a locomotive: $190 an hour. All aboard! 2201 S. A St., Perris, 951.657.2605 or 951.943.3020; www. oerm.org.

PERRIS VALLEY SKYDIVING. Perris Valley Skydiving, the largest skydiving center in North America, offers so many ways for you to fall out of the sky, I can’t even begin to tell you. Spectators are welcome to recline on the grassy lawn and watch the parachutes play against the blue sky. But everyone can enjoy the 3,600 sq. ft. Bombshelter Bar and Grill, which contains a comprehensive collection of skydiving memorabilia, as well as num-nums.

2091 Goetz Rd., Perris, 800.832.8818; www.skydiveperris.com.

PIONEERTOWN. Pioneertown was built in 1946 as a movie set for western movies. Productions shot at the site included Range Rider, Annie Oakley, Buffalo Bill Jr., The Gene Autry Show and Cisco Kid. Check out Pappy & Harriet’s (for drinkin’ ‘n’ rockin’), Pioneer Bowl (bowlin’ ‘n’ eatin’), Pioneertown Motel (sleep where the stars slept), Historic Hayden Ranch (to really feel like a movie cowboy), and Rimrock Ranch Cabins (“The High Desert Getaway for Stressed-out City Dwellers”). If you’re there in the summer, weekends offer an Old West re-enactment. We have the feeling someone will be pushing up daisies.

And since you’re there, be sure to stop into Pappy & Harriet’s for beers and blues, rock, alt-country and more.

53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown; www.pioneertown.com. website doesn’t work PONTE WINERY. The Ponte family purchased this lush property over 20 years ago, but at first they sold their grapes to other wineries. They now proudly offer a full array of wines under their own label. Their new winemaker, Robert Cartwright, is a hands-on kind of guy available to answer your wine questions in the tasting room every Fri, 3 pm-4 pm. Cartwright’s education includes chemistry, environmental science and enology (the study of wine and the making of wine). Who knew there was so much science behind it? 35053 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.694.8855; www. pontewinery.com.

RANCHO SANTA ANA BOTANICAL GARDENS. California’s got an immensely diverse cross section of vegetation and plant life, and perhaps nowhere is that collection better represented than at the Rancho Santa Ana Botanical Garden. Situated near the heart of the Claremont Village

and the prestigious colleges, this garden sports over 80 acres, featuring an incredible array of flowers, trees and brush, all with the backdrop of a majestic mountain range. Take a brisk walk and get your cardiovascular workout going, or just make it a slow stroll through the pathways that wind their way through the grounds.

Admission is free, but there is a suggested donation to help keep the non-profit park in top form. 1500 N. College Ave., Claremont, 909.625.8767; www.rsabg.org.

REDLANDS MARKET NIGHT. Established in 1988, this certified farmers market is one of the most successful in Southern California. An atmosphere of lighted trees, brick sidewalks and historic buildings holds over 150 food and merchandise booths as well as downtown shopkeepers who stay open late. There are clowns, magicians, horse-drawn carriage rides, face painters and live music in every genre. Smoking and animals are not permitted, and children under the age of 18 must be accompanied by an adult after 8 pm. Thurs, 6-9 pm.

Downtown Redlands, 909.798.7548; www.redlandsmarketnight.com.

RILEY’S FARM. This farm has apples, raspberries, pears and sunflowers, amongst other crops. But that’s only the beginning. Why not check out the Colonial Farm Life Adventure, the Revolutionary War Adventure, or the Old Joe Homestead Tour. Or, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, the Revolutionary War Overnight Adventure, dinner programs, and youpick fruit. Go online to find out what it’s all about. 12261 S. Oak Glen Rd., Oak Glen, 909.797.7534; www.rileysfarm. com.

RIVERSIDE CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Bring lots of small bills and change.

Good people would also bring their own bags. Year-round. Fri, 8:30am-12 pm.

5261 Arlington Ave., Riverside; www. cafarmersmarkets.com.

ROBERT RENZONI VINEYARDS AND WINERY. Nestled in a dozen acres in the southern portion of the Temecula Wine Country, this winery is the newest entry in the local batch of great grapes. However the owners aren’t new to the winemaking tradition, which has been part of the family for over a century. This father and son operation features a 4,000 square foot tasting room and production facility, and though they’ve just barely got their winery started, they’re already a featured wine in several restaurants. 37350 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.8466; www. robertrenzonivineyards.com.

SAN BERNARDINO CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Tues, 5:30 pm-9:30pm. Yearround. Ferris Hill Park, E. Highland Ave. at Valencia Ave., San Bernardino; www.cafarmersmarkets.com.

SOUTH COAST WINERY RESORT AND SPA. Get away for a while and enjoy the holistic peace of this resort which features a winery, spa and restaurant. This relaxing location will bring down anyone’s stress level to a healthy low! 34843 Rancho California Rd., Temecula. 951.587.9463; www. wineresort.com.

STARDUST SKATING CENTER. Intro to Derby Skating with the Inland Empire Derby Divas happens every Sun,

10:30 am. $5 admission. $2 skate rental.

2167 N. Lugo Ave., San Bernardino, 909.883.1103; www.myspace.com/ stardustskatingcenter.

STATE STREET WINERY. This winery is one of the newest kids on the State Street block, but its offerings of Cran Chi Chi (fresh cranberry-infused Chainto) and Chilean Cabernet (dark and peppery notes) lend a refreshing departure to Downtown Redlands’ usual wine-anddine scene. Very “special” grape juice is the order of the day, and proprietor Janet Harter is there to make sure your tasting experience goes down smooth and refreshing. 404 E. State St., Redlands, 909.798.4300; www. statestreetwineryredlands.com.

SURFER DAVE’S HAUNTED THEATER. A walking tour through the historic Granada Theater in Ontario takes you back in time into the 1920s. Check out locations not generally open to the public and hear about all the famous folks that’ve made the place so special. Surfer Dave’s your host, telling you all about mystery and suspense that surrounds the location and there’s even talk of meeting “visitors from the other side.” Admission: $15. Call ahead for reservations. 303 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.292.8415; www. granadaghosttours.wordpress.com.

TEMECULA OLD TOWN CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Sat, 8 am-12 pm. Yearround. 6th St. at Old Town Front St., Temecula;www.cafarmersmarkets. com.

TEMECULA PROMENADE CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Wed, 9 am-1 pm. Yearround. Winchester Rd. at Ynez Rd., Temecula; www.cafamersmarkets. com.

THORNTON WINERY. Opened in 1988, Thornton winery combines old world style with new world taste. Check out their multiple-award-winning restaurant, Café Champagne, the Champagne Jazz Series on the Mediterranean fountain terrace and their winery tours. Oh, and try their specialty—the sparkling wine champagne made with the Methode Champenoise. 32575 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.699.0099; www.thorntonwine.com.

THRESH|HOLD. Are you adventurous and want physical stimulation but hate the staleness of standard gyms?

Head down to Riverside for a unique rock climbing experience that will get your heart pumpin’ and your muscles sore. Known as bouldering,

this workout focuses on the strength of your body through bursts of energetic movements. And the routes, known as problems, require ingenuity and curiousness to explore the limits of your own body. (Don’t worry, there’s a crash pad and trained spotters to help you, might you slip a little.) They also offer yoga classes as well as themed events. Check out the calendar on their website. 2111 Iowa Ave. Unit A, Riverside, 951.742.8479; www.climbth. com.

TOM’S FARMS. With several restaurants on site (including a burger stand, Señor Tom’s Mexican food, a cheese and wine deli and their own pizzeria), a Sweet Shoppe, home furnishings and gifts, rides on an 19th --century, steampropelled train and the carousel, plus live music every weekend, this farm is a lot more than just dried fruit and nuts. Speaking of nuts, check out Anthony the Magic every Sat, 12 pm & 2 pm, for a half-hour show of doves, straightjackets, audience participation and large illusions with a lovely assistant. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., Corona, 951.277.4422; www.tomsfarms. com and www.anthonythemagic.com.

UCR BOTANIC GARDENS. Gardens include Alder, Rose, Herb, Cactus, Iris, Lilac, Subtropical Fruit, South African, Boysie Day Baja, and many more.

Other highlights are the Geodesic Lath Dome, hiking trails, and a pond that is home to turtles and koi. It’s the perfect place to get away from it all and suck up a little more oxygen. $2 suggested donation. UC Riverside, 900 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.6962; www. botanicgardens.ucr.edu.

WIND FARM TOURS. Tour site located at I-10 & Indian Ave. on N. Frontage Rd. (20th Ave.) 1 1/4 miles west. Call for reservations. Travel through a forest of gigantic wind turbines. Seriously, you know you want to.Call for tour reservations at 760.320.1365.

THE WINE TAILOR. This newer winery resides in the oldest winery building in California (circa 1839). It’s the perfect place for a historical tour, a concert or a wedding. Newlyweds-to-be can go to the winery and actually make their own wine, complete with a personal label. Actually, anyone can do it because the Wine Tailor is a custom winery i.e. they buy their grapes rather than grow them, and can make small batches to order. Otherwise you can simply enjoy the winery’s award winning bottles. 8916 Foothill Blvd.,

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calendar Rancho Cucamonga, 909.481.5050; www.thewinetailor.com.

YOGAM CENTER. This yoga center is a recent addition to the area, featuring classes and workshops for folks of all ages, including yoga for kids, mommy & me yoga, stress relief yoga (hey, we need that!) and introduction to meditation. 9720 Central Ave., Montclair, 909.625.1400; www. yogamcenter.org.

off road BIG PINE FLAT TRAIL. A 25-mile trail course gives off-roaders a great, leisurely ride through the scenic San Bernardino National Forest. Off Green Valley Lake Rd. in the San Bernardino Forest, San Bernardino.

CACTUS FLATS. Perfect for camping and all-day riding. This self-contained area of the forest is a hot spot for offroad enthusiasts. A National Forest Adventure Pass is required before riding. Off Hwy. 18, east of Big Bear, 909.866.3437.

GLEN HELEN RACEWAY. Besides being the home of professional racing in Southern California, Glen Helen has a three-mile Baja style racecourse, three dirt bike tracks and on-site camping.

18585 Verdemont Ranch Rd., San Bernardino, 909.880.3090; www. glenhelen.com.

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lakebeds, flat desert and hilly terrain.

Whatever kind of off-road vehicle you have, this is a great place to put it to use. Take Hwy. 247 and exit Old Woman Springs Rd., Barstow.

LUCAS OIL MX PARK. Seemingly endless strips of dirt bike track that aims to be the leading motocross tracks in California. After all, they do put the rider first. 18700 Lake Perris Dr., Perris.

951.943.4535; www.lucasoil.mx.com.

PERRIS RACEWAY. This professional racetrack is perfect for any age. With courses for younger children, to the large, motocross style tracks, the entire family can take a part of a great day of riding. Check the Website for dates and information. 1205 Burton Rd., Perris.

951.657.3091; www.perrisraceway.com.

PINNACLES. This staging ground leads to many motorcycle and ATV trails. Camping is also available in designated areas. Off Hwy. 173 in the San Bernardino Forest, Lake Arrowhead.

RASOR RANCH OHV AREA. Rasor Ranch is miles of rolling hills and dunes, perfect for any sand junkie looking for that perfect spot. Exit Rasor Ranch Rd. from the 15 Fwy., San Bernardino.

STODDARD VALLEY OHV AREA. This area is home to frequent weekend competitions. Come to watch the big boys pull off the huge stunts. Take the Sidewinder Rd. exit from the 15 Fwy. near Barstow.

BY jeff girod

Final

Word Screw cancer research! At this very moment, the world’s top scientists are working on a urine-powered robot.

“We speculate that in the future, urine-powered EcoBots could perform environmental monitoring tasks such as measuring temperature, humidity and air quality,” said Peter Walters, numberone science “whiz” and the guy stealing all the bedpans at the University of the West of England’s Centre for Fine Print Research.

“In the city environment, [Ecobots] could re-charge using urine from urinals in public lavatories,” Walters added, because public restrooms aren’t awkward enough without a robot waiting next to you with a silly straw.

In an earlier demonstration, Walters showed how urine had enough energy to power a cell phone. Memo to self: NEVER borrow Walters’ cell phone.

I’m all for advancements in technology. Anything that makes life easier: Sign me up. Seriously, grab a pen and sign me up because I’m way too lazy to sign up myself.

Someday my head will just stick out of a giant plushy beanbag, then every desire I imagine will be handled by an automatic pellet dispenser. (Technology will also exist to Photoshop out the plushy beanbag and pellet dispenser from vacation and match.com photos.)

But pissing into a robot? That’s taking science too far.

Flying cars. Yes. Jet packs.

Absolutely. Time machines. Wonderful.

But never once have I considered, Hey you know what would be really great . . . if instead of this toilet, we could piss directly into a metal urinal with a torso and face.

Let’s call this what it really is: A bunch of sexually frustrated scientists trying to find an environmental justification for sticking their junk inside a robot. “It’s saving the planet!”

Sure, it is Mr. Wizard. But why is the robot wearing a blonde wig, lipstick and a cheerleader’s costume?

And when did urine become an energy wonder cure? Did the sun explode and we run out of solar power?

I get that we all do it. But one of the first successful inventions man ever made was designating a separate place to pee and poop. Because peeing and pooping are gross. And it didn’t take

a Nobel scientist to “discover” that groundbreaking data in my underwear.

I’m all for saving the environment.

But do we literally have to recycle everything? I’m OK with messing up a few raccoons or wombats if we can keep the urine arrangement exactly the way it is now.

As a civilized society, we’ll have three rules: We won’t bomb each other with nuclear arms, we won’t harm children and we won’t buy anything from Radio Shack with a sticker that says, “Now with Urine!”

I already feel guilty every time I throw a bottle in the trash. I don’t need someone from Greenpeace looking over my shoulder whenever I whip it out to pee: “Nuh uh uh, stick it in the robot.”

You want a better invention? Make it so we stop peeing all together. Or instead of urine, we piss out Diet Coke or new iPads. I know that sounds impossible.

But this is the future, baby. Anything’s possible.

And that’s kind of my point: Anything should be possible. Reach for the stars. I want to fly. I want to be invisible. I want Morgan Freeman and Vin Scully to live forever, and fly with me invisibly. Every one of those goals should be on a chalkboard somewhere in a lab at Harvard, Cambridge or MIT. So why are we wasting our time on piss-powered EcoBots? Good god. That sounds like a bad Saturday morning cartoon. It’s like giving your kid the world’s most disappointing Transformer toy that transforms into a toilet scrubber.

Aim higher. Or just aim anywhere but right here. Somebody who’s perfected an invention about urinating should know about aim.

You know what an EcoBot is? It’s something you accidentally come up with while trying to invent something 10 times more meaningful.

“Well, we didn’t crack the secret code to entering the fourth dimension. But on the plus side, here’s a wacky robot that will run all day on yellow stuff. Let’s wind it up right now. Who has to go?”

I’ll tell you who. This guy. IE

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