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WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!

Dave Davison, lead singer for Maps & Atlases, is casting musical spells with his solo album.

PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH

El Robo: robbing you of musical boredom since 2007 . . . and it’s our band of the week!

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A decent Vince Vaughn comedy and Disney flick? It’s about time.

Photo by Allan Borgen

Guess who’s comin’ to town? The outrageous and hilarious comedian—Daniel Tosh! . . . Ah, Pennywise. Remember them?

LIVIN’ ON THE EDGE

DOUBLE WHAMMY

film

Art is mysterious but Mount SAC’s “Sense & Sensibility II” offers plenty of insight.

CALENDAR

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The “face” of Obamacare’s website is complaining about being cyber-bullied. #FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS.

WHERE’S THE BEEF? Beef, chicken, lamb and vegetarian dishes from Highland’s new Mr. Kebab offers some amazing flavor.

Some chick, armed with a gun and a license to kill, shot a lion in South Africa. Not cool.

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Cover design by Vidal Diaz Cover photo by Sergei Bachlakov

THE RUNDOWN

FINAL WORD

It’s time we learned more about our local Native American tribes!

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Motorcyclist discovers four bodies, missing since 2010, near Victorville.

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GIVIN’ LOVE TO THE LOCALS

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Local News

Unsolved Murders in the Desert Fallbrook family found in Victorville after years of searching By Alex Distefano

Last week, a motorcyclist in San Bernardino County made a horrific discovery of a shallow grave containing human remains. The bodies were found in the Mojave Desert on a road just off Interstate 15, outside of Victorville. According to the San Bernardino Sheriff ’s Department, there were four people buried in two separate graves, each approximately two feet deep. The deaths are considered to be a homicide, San Bernardino County Sheriff John McMahon confirmed in a news conference last Friday. He also said that two of the victims were identified through dental records as Joseph and Summer McStay, from Fallbrook. The other two bodies are at this point believed to be their sons, Gianni and Joseph Jr., but the officials said this could not yet be confirmed. This awful news came to members of the McStay family, who recalled how in Feb., 2010, the McStays and their young sons vanished from their home under very suspicious circumstances. According to news reports, when the couple vanished the home was left with everything intact, food was on the table and the pets were unfed. The family’s car was also eventually found in the San Diego area, but nothing was missing. What makes this case more mysterious is that a blurry video shows four people matching the description of the McStay family walking through a border crossing station into Tijuana, Mexico; however at this point, San Bernardino Sheriffs say they cannot confirm this to be true. Since this missing persons case was big news at the time, now the tragic homicide is also making headlines, ranging from The Huffington Post, USA today, ABC, CBS and even The New York Post. Multiple news agencies have confirmed and reported that Mr. McStay owned a decorative fountain company. The San Bernardino Sheriff ’s Department is working as the lead agency on this case, along with officials from the FBI and San Diego area authorities. Sheriff McMahon told reporters at Publisher Jeremy Zachary Editor-In-Chief Evan Senn Entertainment Editor Ashley Bennett calendar editor Jamie Solis WEB editor Zachariah Weaver Art Director Steven Myrdahl Editorial Design DirectoR Tommy LaFleur Graphic Designer Vidal Diaz

news a conference Friday that it is too early in this stage, to conclude how, when or where the victims were killed. When asked about the possible ties to Mexico, and drug cartels, he was quoted in a local CBS news report as saying, “It’s too early to tell whether it’s cartel-related or any other suspects. We’ll continue to work with San Diego law enforcement. They provided us a couple of investigators we’ve been working with. But again, the investigation is early, and we have not had an opportunity to read all of their reports.” Jodi Miller, spokesperson from the San Bernardino Sheriff ’s Department told the Weekly that this is going to Editorial Contributors Gustavo Arellano, Alex Bradley Stacy Davies, Jasen Davis, Alex Distefano, Eric Francis, Bill Gerdes, Jeff Girod, S.A. Hawkins, Kimberly Johnson Robin Johnson, Carl Kozlowski, Robert Kreutzer, Michelle Lepori, Kevin Longrie, Dan MacIntosh, Molly McFly Will Morrison, Arrissia Owen, Kathryn Poindexter, Nancy Powell, Paul Rogers, James Saunders, Joy Shannon, Andrea Steedman, Terri Schlichenmeyer, Liquid Todd, Tamara Vallejos, Suzanne Walsh, Simon Weedn

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be an extensive, long term homicide investigation. She said that the children have not yet been indentified, since they were too young to have dental records. “To identify them, it will require a DNA testing but it takes longer for children than for adults,” she said. “So because of this it’s going to take a while and it’s extremely difficult to put a date at this time.”

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She said that there are no suspects or persons of interest at this time, and no leads since Friday’s press conference. “There is nothing new yet, the investigators were at work over the weekend and will remain very active with this,” she said. “There is no doubt about it, this is going to be time consuming investigation.” IE

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By molly mcfly

definition of a desert is depicting shrubbery as plant wildlife, growing on the side of a freeway exit. In Joshua Tree, the temperature dramatically drops at night and the skyline is clear enough to see both the sunrise and sunset without manmade obstructions or light pollution. It’s gorgeous—just unfortunately out in the middle of NOWHERE.

Wednesday, November 13

The Affordable Care Act’s official website didn’t quite make the impression it had intended; but that’s old news now. What’s new is that the “face” of Obamacare, Adriana, is complaining that she’s being attacked by cyber bullies. While, I’ll admit, cyber bullying is a real issue in some cases, I’m pretty sure she was well aware that her face would represent the health initiative and be plastered on the front page of the website. According to ABC News, she was “mocked, Photoshopped, altered. She became the subject of late-night jokes, partisan hatred and intense speculation.” Honey, it’s the internet. Like it or not, you’ve become a celebrity of sorts. Just like Grumpy Cat who will forever be seen as grumpy (despite a normal, cute disposition as a young cat); she’ll never escape that face. Think how Mickey Rourke will never be able to erase the terrifying images of himself from the world’s view. And those images are pretty scary. Yikes.

Thursday, November 14

You know what today is? It marks two-weeks-before-ThanksgivingDay. You’ve only got a little time to get ready for the feasts of feasts. Make sure you’ve got that turkey (or tofurky) ready. Prepare the cranberries! Make bread! Start putting up Christmas lights now!— Wait, what? Yes! Most importantly though, now’s the time to begin eating light so you can stuff your face later. This is America; we mainly celebrate with our stomachs.

Friday, November 15

Have you ever been to Joshua Tree? No, it’s nothing like Palm Springs . . . It’s more reminiscent of a miner’s town stuck in a time rift to the early 19th century. Population: 7, 414 (according to the 2010 census). I drove to the “city” on a mission to see this work of art called “Lucid Stead.” Out there, you get a real feel for the desert. The central IE’s

Saturday, November 16

This is the day all nerds were looking forward to; the birth of a new gaming console. A single day after the official release of Sony’s newest console, the PlayStation 4 (PS4), and everything is already sold out. It’s not surprising, seeing that it’s been seven years since the PlayStation 3 released. It was a huge deal then and it’s a huge deal now. Now, the PS4 has improved graphics, a fancy new controller, new games to play and stories to experience; well, if it weren’t for a small percent of consoles having issues. Remember the Xbox 360’s “Red Ring of Death”? Well the PS4 has got a death light too: the “blue light of death.” Sounds menacing, right? It’s scary if you paid $399 (or more) to buy a console that stops working after a week. Forget these new fangled-consoles, I still have a Nintendo Entertainment System that works, and it released in 1985. However, if you’re one of the smaller percentages of PC gamers, aka the “Master Race,” this does not concern you. Go home and enjoy your fully customizable PC with better graphics, more speed and an unlimited amount of potential.

Sunday, November 17

I was going to save this day to talk about some b*tch who’s cool with killing a massive male lion in South Africa and posting a picture on Facebook next to it—but that dang Jeff Girod beat me to

it. It’s pretty terrible though, she pissed off a ton of people whose universally favorite movie must be The Lion King. Those who signed the petition imaged that this was the confused and lost Simba who, in his stage of self-discovery, is still hanging with Timon and Pumbaa. For the 377,000 people that have signed the petition so far, Simba never met Nala, returned to Pride Rock and never took the throne from Uncle Scar. That chick took away some people’s childhood, let alone the life of a magnificent, fully-grown lion. Who cares if she had a license to kill it? At this rate she’ll never be allowed back into the country again anyway. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go die a second time while watching the live Broadway performance of The Lion King in LA, followed by aggressively cuddling my cats and crying myself to sleep.

Monday, November 18

So . . . a 13-foot long Navy drone flew into the side of a missile cruiser. San Diego, you’re the main hub for naval activity on this side of the nation, what the heck happened? Oh right, “training” happened, followed by the apparently common theme of malfunctions into state-of-the-art machines. According to President of the San Diego Drone User Group, Chance Roth, in an article from NBC San Diego, he “uses the technology for fun but is also testing them for more real-world applications.” For fun? I bet flying all of my tax dollars around is serious fun, until one goofy trick lands the country’s drone in a freaking ship.

Tuesday, November 19

Quite possibly, Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. Seriously, we’re not even half-way through the work week yet. IE

BULLETIN UCR WINS THE LINNAEAN GAMES The University of California, Riverside (UCR), the IE’s favorite four-year, has been earning plenty of headlines lately. Sure it’s not a sports or party college with wide renown, but it succeeds where it counts. For the fourth time, the college’s Department of Entomology (the scientific study of insects) won the Linnaean Games—a “lively question-and-answer, college bowl-style competition” revolving around national insect trivia and facts. There’s an enormous area to be covered in the realm of entomology, with questions ranging from medical, veterinary, physiology, morphology, toxicology, taxonomy, systematics, ecology and agricultural. There was even a category featuring cultural entomology, which focused on poetry, literature and music. This year marks the 30th anniversary of the annual meetings organized by the Entomological Society of America. Running head-to-head with Mississippi State University last week, UCR came out on top. In the past, UCR was also victorious in 1998, 2000 and 2008 (and runner-up in 1996 and 2009). It took months for the winning students to prepare for this event, and they deserve a pat on the back for packing all of that knowledge of bugs into their brains. IE

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BY Gustavo Arellano

BY Chuck Shepherd

News of the

¡ASK A

MEXICAN! Dear Mexican: Long time reader, first-time writer about this noble Aztlán. I watched the brown pride marches of the early 1970s and heard the shouts of La Raza and how it was going to be different now that the “Chicano” had arrived. The Mexicans were going to change things for the greater good. I remember when President Ronald Wilson Reagan gave amnesty to some 5 million illegal Mexican immigrants and how this was going to change things once and for all, bringing the Mexicans into American society with welcome arms and citizenship. Nothing was going to hold the Mexicans down now. And here we are: Mexico might not be falling, as you say, but the police, the Army or the citizens seem unable to stop the killing. Predominantly Latino school districts in Santa Ana and Los Angeles are failing, the Latinas are having babies out of wedlock at the rate of Guatemalans and the young Latinos are still tagging and banging. I believe Mexicans re-colonizing not only the Southwest but of most of America is only a matter of time, with brown pride and illegitimate children filling this great country. So what are you going to do with it, Mexican? History does not paint a very bright future for a Latino-controlled America. Reading The Turner Diaries to Prepare Dear Gabacho: Sure it does! Rather than me offering you my usual pendejadas, I’ll direct you to the research of ¡Ask a Mexican! pal, University of Southern California professor Jody Agius Vallejo, whose book Barrios to Burbs: The Making of the Mexican-American Middle Class was just released in paperback (with a rambling intro by your favorite Mexican). Her pioneering research shows how, contrary to Know Nothing assertions, Mexicans are following the same assimilation and financial achievement patterns as previous immigrant groups. Can’t argue with facts, yet I’m sure you will, which only shows why your kind deserves your halfbrown grandkid destiny.

I have always wondered why highachieving Mexican-American men tend to date/marry white women. I have noticed that since I was an undergraduate; now working in academia, most of the Chicano professors are married to white women (WHAT AN OXYMORON). Also, it seems that the more power a MexicanAmerican man has (whether it’s in academia or politics), the more likely he is to marry a white woman. What is this phenomenon about? Are educated Latinas threatening to high-achieving Chicanos? Are we too complex? What gives? I know this is a rather-sensitive matter and no one seems to want to talk. What is your take on the issue? A Xicana Scholar in San Antonio Dear Wabette: Your assumption is correct. A 2012 Pew Research Center study on intermarriage in los Estados Unidos put it thusly: “For newly married Hispanic men and women, marrying a white person is associated with a college education.” If anything, you smarty-art Chicanas marry gabachos at a HIGHER rate that smarty-art Mexicans: nearly 33 percent of mexicanas who marry a gabacho are college-educated, compared with about 23 percent of scholarly Mex-men who marry white. The Pew people didn’t get into the why of the matter, but I’d argue it’s because of the scandalously low amount of Latinos in college—coeds tend to get with what’s around, you know? All this said, chula, ALL Mexican men want a gabachita at some point in their lives, regardless of class—witness the shout-outs given to the wetbacks who nailed American women in Los Alegres de Teran’s “El Corrido de los Mojados” and “El Mojado Acaudalado” by Los Tigres del Norte (your humble Mexican can boast of a mick and a Yid in his past). Nothing against you fine-ass Xicanas, but dating a white woman is the ultimate status symbol for hombres, not so much for the prestige but so we can get our share of the romance Reconquista. Ask the Mexican at themexican@ askamexican.net, be his fan on Facebook, follow him on Twitter @gustavoarellano or ask him a video question at youtube. com/askamexicano!

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Weird

LEAD STORY

After its launch was delayed for a month by the Madison, Wis., city attorney, the Snuggle House was cleared and scheduled to open on Nov. 15 to provide in-bed, pajama-clad “intimate, non-sexual touch(ing)” for $60 an hour. “So many people,” said assistant manager Emily Noon, “don’t have a significant other in their lives” and “just need to be held” (including, she said, the elderly and hospice patients, who are part of the target clientele). The city’s delay was, a spokesman said, to assure that Snuggle House had protocols for dealing with “risky” situations in which a customer refuses to take “no sex” for an answer. (Snuggle House has prominent surveillance cameras and panic buttons for the staff.)

OH, DEAR!

Among the underreported catastrophes caused by Hurricane Sandy in the New York-New Jersey area in October 2012 was the tragedy that befell the 27,000-case WineCare storage cellar in Manhattan. Though it claimed to have lost only about 5 percent of its inventory when waters from the Hudson River flooded its supposedly secure warehouse, that number apparently did not count the many preserved bottles whose labels washed off, dramatically reducing the value of customers’ toweringly priced grape and forcing WineCare into bankruptcy court, according to a New York Times report in July. The California genetic testing company 23andMe was recently awarded a patent for a computer program that lets parents, by running probabilities through the known relevant cell and DNA variables (of over 240 conditions and traits), predict their “perfect” baby. Of course, the program can provide only the percentage likelihoods, and a company spokeswoman, anticipating a backlash against the concept of “designer babies,” rejected the idea that 23andMe would work with fertility clinics. In July, just days after the one-year anniversary of the spree killing of 12 people at the Century 16 Theaters in Aurora, Colo., Cassidy Delavergne was arrested after he entered the NCG Trillium theaters in Grand Blanc Township, Mich., wearing full body armor and carrying a loaded gun and a fake CIA badge (and alarming some but not all bystanders). Delavergne explained that he wore the equipment only because he did not want to leave it in his car while he watched the movie—and thought the badge might alleviate other patrons’ fears. Update: Person-to-person fecal transplants have been mentioned

here several times for the bizarre but therapeutic idea that gastrointestinal illness results from an imbalance between healthy and unhealthy gut bacteria—and that a transplant of healthier antigens may relieve the sickness. But what happens if no “compatible” donor is available? Emma Allen-Vercoe and her team at Canada’s University of Guelph are thus creating artificial gut bacteria (“robogut”) under demanding control conditions, for implantation. (Allen-Vercoe grumbled to Popular Science in August that the most disagreeable part of the job is disposing of excess sludge—the process for which causes “the whole building” to “smell like poop.”) Weird SportsCenter: (1) A Brazilian minor-league soccer match in September ended in a 2-2 tie only because, with minutes left, the trainer for one team stepped to the goal and cleared two quick tie-breaking shots that his players could not have reached in time. “It was our only chance,” he said later. (The referee allowed play to continue.) (2) She Got Game: Bringing her basketball skills to an October five-on-five contest in Thimphu, the queen of Bhutan, 23, scored 34 points with 3 rebounds and 4 assists, and talked up basketball’s imminent rise in the Asian kingdom to a New York Times reporter. The queen said she, and the king, play almost every day.

SUPER PROTESTS

Artist David Cerny, fed up with the collapse of the governing parties in the Czech Republic, launched a barge on the River Vitava in Prague in October, holding a gigantic purple hand with middle finger extended, aimed at Prague Castle (the office of President Milos Zeman). (2) In a November protest against Russia’s “police state,” artist Pyotr Pavlensky, in front of horrified tourists at Moscow’s Red Square, nailed the skin of his scrotum into cobblestones near Lenin’s Mausoleum. Pavlensky, who was arrested, earlier called his stunt “a metaphor for the apathy, political indifference and fatalism of contemporary Russian society.”

CLICHES COME TO LIFE

The Azerbaijani government’s official vote totals for the Oct. 8 elections (showing President Aliyev winning, as expected, with 72.76 percent of the votes), was mistakenly released to the public on Oct. 7. (Officials blamed a computer app “bug.”) (2) Terry Jenkins, 25, was arrested for domestic battery in Myrtle Beach, S.C., in September after, according to the police report, he had asked his girlfriend and her female cousin for a bedroom menage a trois. He then allegedly became enraged when the women paid more attention to each other than to him.

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By Jamie Solis

Before the arrival of Europeans to North America, Native Americans lived in harmony with nature, graciously taking only what they needed from the land in order to sustain their lives. Bound into slavery and onto reservations, many customs and traditions were forcibly stripped away from Native Americans, including their ability to access indigenous and healthy foods. In the spirit of Native American Heritage Month, we’re highlighting the native tribes that currently live in the Inland Empire, with a focus on honoring their customs surrounding indigenous foods. Native Americans continue to have a strong connection with food and the environment, which is a lifestyle modern Americans can learn from—we tend to be disconnected from our Earth and under the illusion that we in fact own it. November is Native American Heritage month, so there’s no better time to honor those native to this beautiful land. As you sit down to feast with your family for Thanksgiving and participate in traditions like sharing what you’re thankful for, you may be reminded of the first Thanksgiving. Your history book was filled with pictures of pilgrims and Native Americans smiling from ear to ear in front of a plethora of the same food you’re currently enjoying. If you choose to take a more analytic look at the origins and tales that surround the stories of America’s rediscovery, then you can break out from the fantastical myth of this holiday. Only then, you’ll be able to face the harsh reality that the relationship between Native Americans and Puritans was often non-peaceful and brutal.

Your History Lesson

Long before Europeans settled into what is now called the United States, Native Americans lived a simple life, where they hunted and gathered meals as-needed and used simple methods of preparation. Main dishes consisted of a local protein, whether it was fowl, fish or a variety of wild game. When hunting provided an overwhelming supply of food, they would preserve the meat by the means of dehydration or smoking—sure to never waste what they had taken. Often vegetables and meats were mixed together to make stews, and they prepared special dishes for cultural celebrations. The Inland Empire is home to many groups of Native Americans, including Cahuilla, Serrano and Cherokee tribes—all of whom have roots deeper in this soil than the century-old trees. Their food customs are unique, as the regions of each tribe dictate which ingredients are accessible. While corn is the most typical representation of the Native American cuisine, there are many other integral items that make up traditional dishes. Many modern-day Cahuilla Indians have lived in Cathedral City, Rancho Mirage, Riverside County and the mountains of Palm Springs for thousands of years. With more than 31,500 acres of ancestral lands, the Cahuilla preserve a habitat for Bighorn sheep. According to Michael Hammond, the director of the Agua Caliente Cultural Museum, time-honored foods of the Cahuilla Tribe aren’t typically consumed today. Their indigenous cuisine includes, “Mesquite beans, acorns, chuckwalla, rabbits, quail, sphinx moth larva, chia [and] cactus blossoms to name a few.” Their environment provided a plethora of fresh resources. A food that is customarily used in cultural celebrations is called weewish. This is ground up acorn leached with water. Its resulting texture resembles the mashed potatoes you’d find on your Thanksgiving table, but its unique flavor does not taste anything like potatoes. The Serrano Tribe also resides within the IE. The valleys, passes, mountains and highlands of San Bernardino, as well as west into the San Gabriel Mountains, North Baldy and Big Bear Lake were all within the territory of the Serrano. A traditional

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“Food isn’t just for nourishing one’s body-it is also an important element for spiritual celebration, social fabric and maintaining a connection with nature.”

animals with the upmost respect, because they believe that animals and plants were once people who have transformed into other forms. According to a Serrano legend, the origin of deer (a staple in Serrano’s diet) came from people who had transformed into deer by their Lord’s request. The appreciation of the sacrificing of each animal’s life was not taken lightly. Large game was only killed after special ceremonial rituals were performed. Often the rituals included prayers, singing and dancing that lasted throughout the night and into dawn. Plants were given this same type of respect because of ancient stories and traditions. According the Cahuilla people, medicinal plants also came to be through a transformation of people at the request of their Lord. You’ll see that in Native American culture, nothing is taken from the land without a sense of gratefulness.

Celebrating Tradition Serrano food called wiic, which is made from the acorns of the black oak tree is still prepared today, especially in celebrations surrounding renewal. The blooms and stocks of the yucca plant are harvested annually. Deer, rabbit, pine nuts and Manzanita berries are also foods native to this tribe and region. While those of Cherokee heritage living in the Inland Empire are residing outside of the traditional Cherokee boundaries, a non-profit community that is dedicated to preserving the cultural heritage of the Cherokee Nation can be found within the Inland Empire, with a presence most heavily centered in San Bernardino and Riverside. The Cherokee Nation publishes an online cook book that highlights cooking traditions, indigenous dishes and current renditions of time-honored Native cuisine. Simple foods that are commonly found on the Cherokee table are hominy, dried corn, dried fruits, bean bread and wild meats.

Feeding Your Soul

Food isn’t just for nourishing one’s body—it is also an important element for spiritual celebration, social fabric and maintaining a connection with nature. Men are typically responsible for bringing in rabbits and other game animals, while cooking food for the family is largely a duty held by women in Native American families. These largely matrilineal societies are set up where it’s the mother’s role to provide nourishment for her family. She provides the infant’s first meal through nursing, and she continues to lovingly nourish anyone who comes into her home. Therefore, many ancient tribal stories relate food with their familial and spiritual ties. One tale from the Serrano tribe,

specifically the Yuhaviat clan, maintains a connection of Big Bear Lake to their people. This is because the water, plants and trees that supply food in the area are all part of their creation story. They believe their creator, Kruktat, was ill and dying high in the mountains of Big Bear Lake. When he died, the first people mourned his death, and their grief turned into pine trees. These trees began to provide nuts and acorns that fed the families of the Yuhaviat clan. This area still provides the pinon nuts and other foods from the plants that were traditionally harvested by the Serrano people. Another traditional story that represents the intrinsic connection between nature, family and food comes from the Cherokee Nation. The first woman of the Cherokee people was named Selu, also known as the “Corn Woman.” She lived with her husband and two sons. In the story, her boys discovered the unbelievable origin of the abundance of corn their mother returned home with. They witnessed her placing a basket on the ground, shaking herself, and the corn falling into the basket from her body. They thought she had to be a witch, and they decided to put her to death. Selu read her son’s thoughts and told them precise instructions they must follow after killing her to ensure they still received corn. However, the boys executed Selu’s instructions incorrectly and because of that, corn now needs to be planted and tended to in order to grow. These stories demonstrate how deeply food is integrated into the belief systems and social fabric of Native American communities. They are sure to practice respecting nature, and they always leave enough resources behind to ensure next year’s harvest. Although the Serrano people use animals for food, they treat nature and

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There are many events where you can celebrate ancient and modern traditions of Native American culture in the IE. Next week, the Cabazon XXXII Indian Powwow is happening at Fantasy Springs Resort Casino. Rain or shine, this powwow is being held inside their event center, starting on National Native American Heritage Day, Friday, Nov. 29th and going throughout the weekend. Contrary to popular belief, Powwows are not just for Natives, non-Natives are more than welcome to come and join in on the celebration as well. There will be arts and crafts, food, shopping and traditional singing and dancing, as well as inner-tribal, which is an opportunity for non-Natives to join the circle and dance alongside Native Americans to the drum beats. Celebrating with singing and dancing has always been a way for Native Americans to show

their thanks for the harvest—it’s a colorful way to show gratefulness for a successful hunt and abundance of crops. The Director of Cultural Affairs for the Cabazon Band of Mission Indians, Judy Stapp, shared with the Weekly, “Native Americans have always have taken care of Mother Earth. They would never over-harvest. They knew they had to take care of Mother Earth, because Mother Earth took care of them.” If you’re interested in giving thanks for a lifetime of great food, and maybe even trying out some new Native dishes, Stapp informed us that this celebration would not be complete without some favorites. Food booths will be selling many Native foods, including fried bread. This Native American tradition in California and throughout the United States somewhat resembles a puffy tortilla that is then filled with meat, honey or modern fillings like strawberry shortcake. There are plenty of meats prepared over an open fire, as well as a vendor selling buffalo burgers, buffalo being a very traditional Native meat. Another booth specializes in Navajo food, which usually consists of lamb with green and red chili. Bring the family to experience the food and dance, and leave with an understanding of Native cultural values.

Grateful Heart

American culture is vastly different from the traditional ways of the Native Americans. While they had a strong appreciation for nature and its many gifts that sustain life, modern day Americans tend to take Mother Earth for granted, with an abundance of travesties to our environment—including industrialized “necessities” that pollute the air and water and factory farms that exploit billions of animals that are treated as commodities instead of living beings. Part of the Native American culture that still exists today is utilizing natural resources, without taking more than what’s needed to sustain life. It is important to appreciate and emulate these fading cultural values in our modern society. With Thanksgiving just around the corner, take the time to give thanks for Mother Earth’s life-sustaining gifts. IE

Band of the week EL ROBO

MUSIC

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Maps & Atlases’ Dave Davison, under the name Casts Spells, has created a enchanting solo album By Simon Weedn

MEMBERS: Ryan Moore (guitar/vocals), Phil Small (drums/percussion), Demetri Wyman (bass) and Mando Davis (turntables). CITY OF ORIGIN: Riverside. KINDRED SPIRITS: Cru Jones, The Rad Team, Sublime, Slightly Stoopid, Atmosphere, Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, The Growlers, Bad Brains, 2Pac and Too Short. WEBSITES: www.elrobomusic.com and facebook.com/elrobomusic. FREQUENTS: M15 Concert Bar (Corona), Wicks Brewing Company (Riverside) and Mission Tobacco Lounge (Riverside). While the name this week’s Band of the Week translates to “The Robbery” in Spanish, the only thing you will be robbed of with these guys is your musical boredom. El Robo’s one-of-a-kind music was enough to catch our attention—after hearing its sound we begged for these guys to be featured as our Band of the Week. (Okay, maybe we didn’t have to beg, but we certainly took the initiative to reach out to these guys after being drawn into their live performance.) Each member of El Robo grew up in a completely different scene from the other, which gives light to the origins of their vast influences of punk, ska and rap. Listing life as one of the greatest inspirations to the band, check out some of its music and you’ll be sure to hear the liveliness emulating from the instruments and vocals.

time we write new music it’s like a total switch up from what we did before. Not on purpose, but because we just want to have fun and make good music that we like; instead of being like ‘we are an alternative band, or dub, or rock, or surf rock, or hiphop, or punk, we are all of that and more. Just whatever we feel like that day—it makes it more exciting to not know what is going to come out of a rehearsal.

How did your band get together? Phil Small: It’s a long story! We’re saving that story for the E! channel. Just kidding—we were all in Decibel Project together except Demetri. Then Phil, Ryan, Mando and our buddy James started a dub band called Barstow in 2007. Barstow played shows for about a year and dropped a four song demo. Then we split up cuz we all had issues! We kind of just reformed as El Robo after a Decibel Project reunion show with Demetri on bass guitar, but with a much different musical approach and higher skill levels, and now [we’re] grownups this time around. Luckily we all have families that keep us grounded, focused and out of the bars.

Is there anything else you’d like us to know? Small: Keep an eye out for some new singles coming out soon (hopefully in early December) on iTunes and available to stream on our website and YouTube. We will be playing shows all around southern Cali this winter, and we are going to make some noise in spring with a full length album. We’re not holding back, we’re putting in a lot of time and effort into capturing the best of what we have to offer and just want it to translate to listeners. Thanks to everyone that has been a part of anything we have done so far. IE

How do you describe your music? Small: We don’t really fit into any square, so this is a trick question for us. Every

What can fans expect from a live El Robo performance? Small: They can expect an eclectic mix of styles and influence blended together without clashing to create our own type of music. To me you can’t really explain music with words. We make sure all of our songs are fun and nothing is forced. We play what we like and hope that energy translates to the audience.

El Robo at Pixels Bar, 3535 University Ave., (951) 683-7957. Wed, Nov. 27. 9pm. Free.

Over the last several years, Dave Davison has been a busy man. In between recording two EPs and two LPs, all to much critical acclaim, and touring relentlessly with his folk meets indie/math rock band, Maps & Atlases, Davison has also found time to record a solo EP and full length record under the name, Casts Spells. In addition, he lends his musical talents to recordings, by acts like Good Old War and Anthony Green. Through it all, Davison continues to be an interesting, ever-evolving artist, never content with staying static and always trying to push his limits. To round off the year, Davison will be embarking on a solo tour supporting current Circa Survive front man, and former member of Saosin and The Sounds Of Animals Fighting, Anthony Green. “When this tour came up I was really excited because Anthony is a great guy and I’ve had lots of fun touring with Circa Survive. It just seems like a really fun way to end the year and hang out with a bunch of people you like,” says Davison. While many artists who find their initial success in the company of others onstage in bands are intimidated by the idea of taking the stage by themselves, Davison sees the bright side of the experience. “It’s a fun challenge in general,” Davison explains. “It’s kind of scary because there’s so much less sound and everything you do is at the forefront the whole time. So it’s a little bit scarier [than playing with a band], but in a fun way.” Where others might be a bit daunted with the type of experience playing by yourself can bring, Davison seems to thrive in the intimacy of the solo setting. “The lack of a full band, I think, creates an environment where people feel more interactive; people sort of try to talk to me and have a conversation between songs in a way that’s fun, cool and interesting.” Additionally, Davison seems to really enjoy the freedom of being able to go in whichever direction he chooses while onstage by himself. “Every time I’ve played a solo show, I’ve ended up playing a song I didn’t expect to play.” One thing’s for certain, fans of Davison and his band will have a lot to look forward to with this upcoming set of shows. In addition to being able to watch Davison in a bit more of a subdued context, attendees will get a chance to hear a diverse set list which will cover a great deal of his work. “I really want to mix it up and take advantage of the fact that I can play

whatever I want,” Davison explains. “There are a lot of Maps & Atlases songs that we really like, but, for whatever reason, haven’t played for a while, so a lot of times I’ll play those songs, try out a new song that I just wrote, or do covers and stuff.” Davison also hopes that as tour goes on, the artists will feel inclined to collaborate with each other live, which will lead to truly one of a kind performances. “Hopefully, the tour will evolve to where we’re all jamming together, so that will create opportunities for fun different stuff that I’m not even thinking about right now.” Most of all the tour will give Davison the opportunity to continue growing himself and his sound. “I’m looking forward to it,” Davison explains. “You know, anytime you go into a tour, in general, it changes your perspective on playing and other things. It’s such an interesting experience, you always kind of walk away from it with something different.” Though there’s no firm date yet for the release of Davison’s next solo record, as he is still in the process of writing it, there’s little doubt that this tour will give him ample opportunity to bring out some new songs alongside old favorites for all to enjoy. IE Dave Davison at The Glass House, 200 W. 2nd St., Pomona, (909) 865-3802; www.theglasshouse.us. Thurs, Nov. 21. 7pm. $20-$26.

NOVEMBER 21 - NOVEMBER 27, 2013 | IEWEEKLY.com

Telepathy General and The Philosopher by Suzanne Walsh.

ARTs & Culture

Bones and Beauty Art world industry professionals impress and enthrall in new exhibit at Mt. SAC By S.A. Hawkins

When thinking of artists, sensibility is not necessarily at the forefront of our minds. For those of us in the general populous, outside of the art world, the mention of a career in the arts may bring a very specific picture to mind— possibly an eccentric recluse throwing paint at a canvas, locked away in some crazy live/work studio in an urban and filthy environment. Artists are a special breed, often allowed to carve out a nook adjacent to society—living within the same world that the rest of us exist in, but making their own rules. While this may be the case for some, the entirety of the art community can’t be defined with a broad-stroke classification like that. Careers in the arts range widely from teaching, creating, writing, curating, selling, and in many cases even working with art in a largely bureaucratic environment. The art world is a big business and the diversity of careers available is both extensive and somewhat mysterious to many on the outside. If one were to wonder where those with varying careers in the art community got their start, walking into the Mt. San Antonio College Art Gallery “Sense & Sensibility II” exhibition would begin to give insight. Many careers in the arts actually start with a studio practice, and in many cases an MFA degree. The premise of this series of exhibitions, curated by Fatemeh Burnes, is to highlight artworks made by people with careers in the Arts, those that are not usually in the spotlight,

but are the backbone and Design Chair of of the industry. Drawing and Painting When thinking MFA program, Perin of this premise for Mahler. an exhibit, one may While some of wonder exactly what these artists use the quality of the portraiture in their work will be . . . Will works in radically the art critic, or the different ways, the museum director, or magic is undeniable. the curator actually Jared Linge steals the be a good artist in show with his high their own right? finish large-scale Does their aesthetic portraits. eye carry from the Jared’s portraits boardroom to the have an historic feel, studio? Going by both in technique— what is on view in high renaissance “Sense & Sensibility finish—but also in II,” the answer is subject matter. One unequivocally yes. of Linge’s three The level of work paintings depicts an in this exhibition aristocratic woman is truly staggering dressed from an era and nothing but top long since passed, notch. staring directly out While the themes at the viewer. She is Portrait of Scott after Van Dyck by Jared Linge and materials used shown in a dramatic were diverse, with heavy contemporary gown, covered in bows and draped with influences, some of the standouts were done pearls, massive feathers in her hair and in a timeless manner. Portraiture seems on Edwardian lace collar around her neck. to be a common theme amongst many of The feel of antiquity is beautifully offset by the most notable pieces, including works contemporary color choices—a bold under by George Gallery Director Jared Linge, lighting of bright red adds to an eerie Tim Salt Fine Art Gallery Director Suzanne Burton-esque feel to the character that both Walsh, Artillery Magazine Editor-In-Chief draws the viewer in and makes the viewer Tulsa Kinney and Laguna College of Art feel utterly uneasy at the same time.

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Suzanne Walsh approaches the classical subject matter of portraiture, both animal and human, in an amazingly illustrative and somewhat non-traditional high art practice of pyrography. Pyrography is the method of mark making on wood using a burning tool. With the constant in Walsh’s works being the exposed wood panel, the imagery expands from there. Walsh has four pieces in “Sense and Sensibility II,” two of which depict portraits of men in historic military garb. In Telepathy General, Walsh has depicts a young man staring out passed the viewer, in full dress uniform with medals pinned to his chest. To oppose this classic imagery the artists has wild geometric/ natural growth depicted almost as white branches extended from a red glow behind the general’s head. An absolute feeling of calm and of knowing radiates from the General. Expanding on the artists mentioned above, there is a abundance of great works in Sense & Sensibility II. This exhibition exemplifies the wealth of talent that exists within the fabric that makes up the Los Angeles art world. It also lends to a comparison with many of the comic book super heroes, mild mannered curator by day, super painter by night. IE Mt. San Antonio College Art Gallery, 1100 N. Grand Ave., Walnut, artgallery. mtsac.edu. On view thru Dec. 12. Admission is free.

FILM

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By Carl Kozlowski

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Delivery Man supplies a solid mix of laughs and tears while Frozen is warmed-over Disney fare

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Even under the best of circumstances, learning you’re about to have a child is a surprise. Imagine if you were told that you had fathered more than 500 children, all now adults and suing for the right to track you down. That’s the dilemma an irresponsible yet charming slacker named David Wozniak faces in the excellent new dramedy Delivery Man. Played to fasttalking Everyman perfection by Vince Vaughn in his best role since 2005’s smash hit Wedding Crashers, Wozniak is a delivery man for his family’s butcher shop in Brooklyn. As the film’s well-paced opening moments illustrate, Wozniak is constantly racking up parking tickets, making late deliveries and preparing to get rich quick by growing plenty of pot in his cluttered apartment. As if his life isn’t chaotic enough, Wozniak finds himself served with court papers that alert him to a classaction lawsuit by more than 140 people seeking the right to meet him because they claim to be his biological children. They are part of a larger group of more than 500 children that his sperm helped produce after he made a good number of “donations” to raise money two decades before. He had never given a second thought to the results of those sperm donations, simply pocketing the money and moving along his merry way. But despite the warnings of his best friend (Chris Pratt), a harried and married father who’s also his attorney, Wozniak starts to track down some of his kids out of curiosity prior to the courtroom proceedings. Of course, he doesn’t tell them he’s their father, instead pretending to be just

a new friend who’s stumbled upon each of them. But as he finds he can serve as a guardian angel and make their lives better, Wozniak learns that he actually wants to be a good father and starts to upend his life. Based on a hit, critically-acclaimed French Canadian film called Starbuck, Delivery Man maintains a strong blend of laughs and emotion as well as a strong sense of character from its three leads all the way down through Wozniak’s father and siblings and about a dozen of his offspring. While Delivery Man is great fun for teens and adults, Disney corners the kiddie market again this weekend with Frozen, a 3D animated musical adaptation of Hans Christian Andersen’s classic tale The Snow Queen. It follows the story of two daughters of royalty, Elsa and Anna, who are orphaned as young girls when their parents’ ship is capsized during a rough ocean voyage. Older sister Elsa has the uncontrollable and dangerous power to turn anything she touches into ice. After endangering Anna’s life accidentally with her powers when they are both young, her parents locked Elsa away from Anna and the outside world. But at age 18, she is now set free after many years for her coronation day as the new ruler of her kingdom. The problem is, no matter how hard she tries, her powers go wildly awry again, forcing her to flee her life of luxury. Anna—joined by a sweet hunk she met at Elsa’s coronation ceremony—must pursue her and convince her to return, leading to a series of adventures and romance. While Frozen has impressive animation and a story that’s entertaining enough to keep kids occupied, it feels like a warmedover reject from the abandoned projects pile of Disney’s more ambitious sister company, Pixar. The songs are serviceable but uninspired, with no instant classics like “Be our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast or “Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid, and its action is second-tier compared to the similarly-toned 2010 Disney cartoon hit Tangled. The far more pleasant surprise is a Mickey Mouse cartoon short that runs prior to Frozen, in which Mickey breaks out of his famous 1920s black and white cartoon mold into a modernized, full-color 3D adventure and back again as he tries to rescue Minnie from a kidnapping. Highly inventive and very funny to boot, here’s hoping that Disney will be inspired to bring Mickey back to life for a full-length feature film in the near-future. IE

NOVEMBER 21 - NOVEMBER 27, 2013 | IEWEEKLY.com

EATING WITH ALLAN

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CLAREMONT

The Meat of the Matter When it comes to protein, Mr. Kebab’s menu is spectacular By Allan Borgen

When it comes to healthy and delicious food, the cuisines from the Mediterranean region of the world absolutely must be considered. Fortunately for us, one of the best in the IE is Highland’s own Mr. Kebab. Sure it’s a small restaurant but it features a nice array of beef, chicken, lamb and vegetarian dishes that are all made fresh daily. Under the direction of Owner George Daoud, the food is fresh—and oh-so-delicious. For starters I ordered the colorful and health-conscious Vegetarian Plate. This masterful collection features such delights as mutabbal (which consists of grilled eggplant slightly pureed with fresh garlic) and tahini (a popular hummus). The main portion of this plate is made up of the Tabbouli Salad, which offers fresh parsley, onions, tomatoes, bulgur wheat, lemon juice and olive oil, stuffed grape leaves and slices of fried eggplant. Few plates in the vegetarian category have such a complex mix of ingredients and even fewer Mediterranean restaurants can match the healthy, flavor-filled quality that Mr. Kebab offers. The Vegetarian Plate was already plenty of food, however my first entree, the popular Beef Shawerma Plate, was even “beefier.” The meat of the matter is obviously, the marinated beef. The succulent meat is marinated for 24 hours in olive oil, garlic, vinegar and a variety of spices. The beef is then placed on a spit and slowly cooked on a vertical rotisserie. Upon each order, the meats are sliced and the results are magnificent. The exterior has a nice charbroiled taste and texture while the interior of the meat is moist and juicy. Of course,

you also get a small salad, rice, hummus and pita bread served with this delicious entree. If you enjoy meat, I suggest ordering the Mixed Plate. This delicious dish features your choice of three different meats: chicken, beef kebabs as well as a kafta kebab (which is ground beef with special Middle Eastern seasonings). Each of the differing kebabs were excellent and like the Beef Shawerma Plate, also came with usual salad, hummus, rice and pita bread. Interestingly enough, the most unique item that Mr. Kebab has to offer is something usually only found at Mexican restaurants: Fried Tilapia. Now, having the eyes on the head of a fish staring at you from a dinner plate may frighten some diners off, but once you have torn into the flesh of the crisp exterior and devoured the moist, flavorful meat of the tilapia, this dish may be your favorite the next time you see it on a menu. The tilapia was served on a large bed of rice, a small salad and some fried pita bread wedges. For those who dare not brave the staring fish, other dishes that I recommend include the Whole Rotisserie Chicken with pita bread and a robust garlic sauce and the Chicken Shawerma Sandwich. I have eaten here many times before and have never been disappointed. The portions of fresh and flavorful foods are more than enough, and the prices are very reasonable considering the quality of food. IE Mr. Kebab Mediterranean Restaurant, 27355 5th St., Highland, (909) 425-9911; www.mrkebabrestaurant.com.

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Aruffo’s ITALIAN CUISINE. Great Italian fare—what more can we say? 126 Yale Ave., 909.624.9624; www.aruffoisitaliancuisine.com. $$ THE BACK ABBEY. Check out this vast assortment of delicious burgers, bass, schnitzel and a massive selection of ale. 128 N. Oberlin Ave., 909.625.2642; www.thebackabbey.com. EUREKA! BURGER. Try a few layered burgers or salads with a massive selection of beer on tap. Dig in! 580 W. First St., 909.445.8875; www.eurekaburger.com. $$ EURO café. Portuguese cuisine (with daily specials) is this café’s specialty, plus superb sandwiches and salads. 546 E. Baseline Rd., 909.621.4666; www.eurocafeclaremont.com. Hip Kitty Jazz And Fondue. Come and enjoy an assortment of cheese, meat and vegetable fondues. 502 W. 1st St., 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com. $$ INKA TRAILS. Small, intimate, with excellent food. Try out the Lima-styled fare and check out the Peruvian artwork. 1077 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.626.4426. www.inkatrailsrestaurant.com. $$ KiCKBACK JACK’S. This café scores big points on fantastic food and friendly staff. 701 S. Indian Hill Blvd., 909.482.1414; www.kickbackjacks.com. $ LA PAROLACCIA OSTERIA ITALIANA. Italian tastes from all angles, including seafood, pasta, desserts and more. 201 N. Indian Hill Blvd., 909.624.1516; www.laparolacciausa.com. $$ LE PAIN QUOTIDIEN. If the fancy, exotic name doesn’t tell you that you’ll be chowing down on some French fare, we’re not sure what will. 175 N. Indian Hill Blvd., 909.625.1609; www.lepainquotidien.com. LOVING HUT CLAREMONT. Heaven for both vegans and healthy food seekers alike. 175 N. Indian Hill Blvd., Bldg. A-102, 909.621.1688; www. lovinghut.us/claremont_01. MONGOLIAN BARBEQUE. Grab a bowl, stuff it with vegetables and watch that greatness sizzle to perfection. Impressive eats. 970 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.624.4334. $ The Press RESTAURANT. Vegetarians and carnivores in the I.E. can finally get along. 129 Harvard Ave., 909.625.4808; www.thepressrestaurant.com. $ Tutti Mangia ITALIAN GRILL. Pasta, fish, specialties and a host of Italian treats to tickle the taste buds. 102 Harvard Ave., 909.625.4669; www. tuttimangia.com. $$ UNION ON YALE. Innovative dishes that will both delight your taste buds and satisfy your appetite. 232 Yale Ave., 909.833.5104; www.uniononyale. com. $$ Viva Madrid. Artistic and eclectic décor and the occasional flamenco band complement an extensive Spanish menu. 225 Yale Ave. #B, 909.624.5500. www.vivamadrid.com. $$. WALTER’S RESTAURANT. You won’t be able to predict the unique dishes in store for you here, especially when it comes to the variety of awesome brunch dishes. 310 N. Yale Ave., 909.624.2779; waltersrestaurant.biz.

CORONA ANTHONY’S PIZZA & PASTA. World’s greatest bread sticks, plus killer calzones and of course, the pizza’s always a pie perfecto! 13100 Magnolia Ave., 951.279.6960. $ ASAHI SUSHI. Here they’ve got plenty of tasty rolls and a pretty mean all-you-can-eat menu to boot. 420 N. McKinley St., Corona, 951.738.3000. CAFE SOLE. Pamper your body and your appetite with some healthy Mediterranean cuisine. Glen Ivy Hot Springs Spa, 25000 Glen Ivy Rd., Corona, 951.453.6489; www.glenivy.com/springs/ cuisine/cafe-sole. CHRONIC TACOS. Terrific Tacos, taquitos and some serious guac with a new attitude. 160 E. Ontario Ave., 951.278.2643; www.eatchronictacos.com. $. CHUCK WAGON CAFÉ. A vintage stop where large portions of crave-worthy comfort foods

reign supreme. 1070 E 6th St., 951.737.7162; $ CORKY’S KITCHEN AND BAKERY. Great prices and oh-so much better food than Denny’s with that fresh, homemade taste. 3811 Bedford Canyon Rd., Ste. 108, 951.735.3100; www.corkyskitchenandbakery.com. $ COUNTRY B.B.Q. This do-it-yourself BBQ is actually of Korean country origins. (And it’s just as great our Yankee finest.) 2276 Griffin Way #108, 951.734.8022. EDUARDO’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT. It’s some good, old-fashioned, homespun Mexican food with heart and soul. 513 W. 6th St., 951.340.3722; www.eduardosmexicanrestaurant.com. EL CANGREJO NICE. Gourmet Mexican seafood isn’t as expensive as it sounds-and it’s delicious! 510 Hidden Valley Pkwy., Corona, 951.340.2280; www.elcangrejonice.com.GOODFELLAS CAFÉ. A Greek diner featuring some good American food in an Italian theme. 1090 Pomona Rd., 951.340.1130; www.myspace.com/ goodfellascafe. HACIENDA GUADALAJARA. This Mexican restaurant is one of the best we’ve ever had. It’s more on the subtle end, but far from boring. 1353 W. 6th St., 951.735.5946. HOT DOG SHOPPE. Tired of the same ol’? Have that time-tested frankfurter dished up in a number of new ways, including the Wonder Tiger, The Justin, Blue German, Angry Dave and Garden of Eden. 510 Hidden Valley Pkwy., 951.898-8702; www.thehotdogshoppe-corona.com. JIMMY’S DINER. It’s tried-true American at this place; classic hamburgers and fries with a big dose of the ’50s for retro ambience. Check out the Elvis mural. 160 E. Ontario Ave., 951.734.0800; www.jimmysdinercorona.com. LUNA MODERN MEXICAN KITCHEN. Mexican cuisine with twists beyond the standard of ordinary salsa and ceviche. 980 Montecito Dr., 951.735.8888; www.lunammk.com . KING’S FISH HOUSE. It’s definitely a cut above the standard fare corporate crustacean cuisine. Even the bisque rocks (lobster). 2530 Tuscany Rd., 951.284.7900; www.kingsfishhouse.com. MANTRA INDIAN CUISINE AND BANQUET. This Indian spot is perfect if your taste buds are looking for an adventure of spice and flavor. 480 N. Main St., Corona, 951.739.9401; www.mantraresturants.com. MI HABANA CUBAN RESTAURANT. It’s the place for quality Cuban eats with a minimum of flair. 712 N. Main St., 951.582.9005; www.mihabanacafe.com. MILL CREEK. You’ve got prime rib, you’ve got wraps, you’ve got grilled steak of all sorts… what more could you want? 103 n. Lincoln Ave., 951.808.0344; www.millcreekcorona.com. OGGI’S PIZZA & BREWING CO. Cleverly named pizzas, authentic Italian pastas and gut-busting appetizers satisfy all! 2363 California Ave. #105, 951.817.0748; www.oggis.com. $$ THE ORIGINAL TACO STOP. For extremely savory street tacos and lip-smacking horchata, The Original Taco Stop is an ideal destination for excellent meat-and-tortilla combinations. (Taco truck not required.) 161 N. McKinley St., 951.340.9088. THE PERUVIAN ROOM. Mouth-watering flavors of ceviche and saltados that you can thank the Incan gods for. 591 N. McKinley St., Suite 100B, 951.220.9006; www.peruvianroom.com. PHO ANAM. There’s no need to go to Little Saigon to get a good, hearty bowl of Pho now. 440 N. McKinley Ave., Ste 102, 951.735.2629. PHO LONG. Even when it’s not soup weather, the hot, steaming bowls of Vietnamese rice noodle goodness served up here are simply lick-yourbowl clean delicious. 127 N. McKinley St. #103, 951.340.0342. RA SUSHI. Japanese food for the younger, hipper set of folks in a stylish setting and signature rolls. 2785 Cabot Dr. #101, 951.277.7491; www.rasushi. com. RUMI’S RESTAURANT. A new Mediterranean joint has emerged in Corona and it’s ready to please with healthy kabobs and stews galore. 718 N. Main St., Suite 102, 951.898.5400; www.facebook. com/Rumis-Restaurant/193973620616857. SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKE HOUSE. Flapjacks of all kinds—plus a ton of other breakfast treats. 710 E. 6th St., 951.737.5977; www.silverdollarpancakehouse.com. THE STEAM HAUS GASTRO PUB. It’s got a handful of unique dishes and one well stocked bar; now all you need is a top hat and monocle to match the atmosphere. 2785 Cabot Dr., Ste 110, 951.277.7500; www.

DINING GUIDE steamhausgastropub.com. SUSHI KAWA SPORTS BAR & GRILL. Other sushi spots might be “meh” but this Japanese restaurant has a huge menu filled with unique and tasty treats. 469 Magnolia Ave., Ste. 101, 951.280.0398; www.sushikawasportsbar.webs. com. THAI STAR B.B.Q. Despite its strip mall location, this place’s yellow curry rocks taste buds like a more fancy-pants Thai dining establishment. 3848 McKinley St., 951.737.1638; www.thaistarcorona.com. TOM’S FARMS OLD FASHIONED HAMBURGERS. Bored of the daily burger grind? Try a Latin Burger, Tom’s Original 1/3 Pounder or the Jumbo Irish Nachos for new tastes. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., 951.277.4103; www.tomsfarms.com. $

INDIO THE BISTRO. Check out this simple but amazing food with fresh ingredients. 84-245 Indo Springs Pkwy., 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort. com.

LOMA LINDA A-Dong Restaurant II. Open Tuesday through Sunday at 11am for lunch and dinner. Wine menu is available. 25685 Redlands Blvd. #D, 909.796.8840. Angelo’s. Where to go when you want food quickly, without that fast food taste. 11275 Mountain View Ave. #D., 909.796.0080. $ Cha Cha’s Tacos. The prices are low and the tastiness is high. 26393 Redlands Blvd., 909.799.0011. $ Napoli Italian Restaurant. Huge portions are the rule in this classy, well-kept secret. 24960 Redlands Blvd., 909.796.3770; www.napoliitalian.com. $$ Ranu THAI. This is a small Thai restaurant with lunch specials under $6, making it a very busy place during lunchtime. 25655 Redlands Blvd. #I, 909.796.7650. $$

MONTCLAIR Bombay Bistro RESTAURANT & BAR. We wonder if the Bombay Bistro knows that Bombay is once again Mumbai? 8851 Central Ave. #E, 909.445.1455; www.bombaybistrobar.com. Tokyo Kitchen. This teppan grill Japanese steak house serves up killer steaks, and the veggie and tofu dish is pretty bangin’. 8851 Central Ave., 909.625.5588; www.tokyokitchenrestaurant.com.

ONTARIO BENTO BOX JAPANESE GRILL. A nostalgic lunch tray for adults? This menu will make you wish your high school had made food like this. 2910 S. Archibald Ave., Ste C, 909.923.2323; www. sushibentobox.com. $$ FUSIONS BAR & GRILL. Great grub options exist here, include the tasty fries, soups and, hey, 101 martinis, too! 3550 Porsche Way; www. facebook.com/pages/Fusions-Martini-Loungeand-Grill/173232196044371. New York Grill. Fancy pants people like to go here—NY steaks, Australian lobster tail, lamb and awesome desserts. 950 Ontario Mills Dr., 909.987.1928; www.newyorkgrill.com. $$$ Philly’s Best. Classic hoagies and big Philly cheese steaks, straight from “The City of Brotherly Love.” 4320 E. Mills Cir., 909.484.7433. $ Porter’s Prime Steakhouse. Open weekdays for lunch from 10am to 2pm and daily for dinner starting at 5:30pm. 222 N. Vineyard Ave., 909.418.4808. Rosa’s ITALIAN RESTAURANT. This restaurant serves food of all Italian regions and claims to be best in all their dishes. 425 N. Vineyard, 909.937.1220; www.rosasitalian.com. $$$ Royal Cut Restaurant. It’s ‘bout the beef, baby! Lunch and dinners are served here. 2345 S. Grove, 909.947.3322; www.royalcutrestaurant. com. Tokyo Tokyo. Features traditional tatami rooms. 990 Ontario Mills Dr., 909.987.7999; www. tokyotokyosushi.com. $$ TORO SUSHI. Delicious, affordable sushi in a modern atmosphere. 1520 N. Mountain Ave. #D, 909.983.8676; www.torosushi.com. Vince’s Spaghetti. Nearly anyone who grew up in Ontario has had family dinners at this inexpen-

sive, authentic Italian eatery. 1206 W. Holt Blvd., 909.986.7074; www.vincesspaghettirestaurant. com.

POMONA BABYLON RESTAURANT & HOOKAH LOUNGE. If your world of food includes great stuff like labneh, tabouleh, fatayer and mhamara, this is the place for you. Oh, and the dinners are terrific here, too. 205 E. 2nd St., 909.622.4444; www. babylon-restaurant.com. THE BURGER HOUSE. Previously known as 2nd on Second Street, this bistro-turned burger joint makes some pretty mean patties. 171 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.623.7620; www.theburgerhouse. net.CARNITAS DON JUAN. A seemingly ordinary Mexican meal with extraordinary tastes. 1382 W. Holt Ave.,909.620.7480. Coco Palm RESTAURANT. This Cuban-Spanish spot offers Cuban tamales, empanadas, tapas, paella, and an incredible array of meats and fish. 1600 Fairplex Dr., 909.469.1965; www.cocopalmrestaurant.com. $$ DAY-DAY & DUKE’S WAFFLEHOUSE. Partake in Day-Day’s great soul food cooking and have a glass of Kool-Aid to wash it down. 994 E. Holt Blvd., 909.622.3217; www.facebook.com/Dayday-N-Dukes-Wafflehouse. LOS JARRITOS. It might be Spartan on the inside, but it’s crammed full of flavor on the plates of this Mexican diner. 246 S. Towne Ave., 909.623.3888. MIX BOWL CAFÉ. It’s a mix of Asian goodies here, including Thai BBQ and other tastes. 1520 Indian Hill Blvd., 909.447.4401; www.mixbowlcafe.com. $ NEW YORK DELIGHT. What a delight it is to chomp down on a variety of deli sandwiches featuring fresh-cut meats, some of which actually hail from the Big Apple! 310 S. Thomas St., 909.868.6518; www.nydelight.com. Pho Ha Vietnamese Restaurant. This restaurant can seat 100, and their meals are often geared for two. 695 Indian Hill Blvd., 909.622.7578. $$ RAWKEN SUSHI. Get your fix of “Bro-sushi;” a few powerful rolls with spice that makes even tough men sweat. 135 E. 2nd St., 909.629.6800; www. rawkensushi.com. THE ROOKERY. Formerly known as Joey’s BBQ, this burger n’ beer joint is taking patty dining to a whole new level. 117 W. 2nd St., 909.815.5215; www.facebook.com/TheRookeryPomona.

RANCHO CUCAMONGA BRIGHT STAR THAI VEGAN CUISINE. Featuring some of the best non-chicken chicken you will ever eat. Full of veg-friendly delights. 9819 Foothill Blvd., 909.980.9797; www.brightstarvegan.com. CHINA POINT. Some say it’s the best Chinese food in the IE—and worth the wait. 9028 Archibald Ave., 909.466.8766. CLASSY café. It’s American food and like its namesake, should have a touch of class to the dishes, cooked up daily by a pair of caterers with some two decades in the biz. 9135 Archibald Ave. #F, 909.989.7733; www.classylassiescatering. com. THE DELI. Top-notch sandwiches and burgers make this simply-named food stop “deli-ghtful.” 9671 Foothill Blvd., 909.989.8122. FARRELL’S ICE CREAM PARLOR. This place brings back all of your childhood memories of loud birthday celebration songs, tasty meals and the best dang selection of ice cream around. 10742 Foothill Blvd., 909.989.8777; www.farrelsusa.com. Felipe’s. Premium tequilas, tortillas made from scratch, and dishes like Chorizo con Papas and Chile Verde. 8017 Archibald Ave. #E, 909.484.2810; www.felipesonline.com. $ FLAMINGO PALMS. All the Cuban food your heart desires, including chicken, beef and pork plates. 9223 Archibald Ave. #H, 909.484.1177. GREEN MANGO THAI BISTRO. Attention picky eaters: There are well over a hundred dishes being served here, from the Panang Seafood to the Angry Chicken and the Grilled Beef salad. 11226 4th St., 909.987.8885; www.greenmangothaibistro. com. HAANDI INDIAN CUISINE. Samosas, vindaloo, aloo tikki, pappadam—get ‘em all here! 7890 Haven Ave. #15-16, 909.581.1951; www.haandii.net. KABUKI. Don’t let the Victoria Gardens mall give you the “skeevs.” Here you’ll find great selection of sushi that is better than any food court dish. 12595 N. Mainstreet, 909.646.8555; www. kabukirestaurants.com. THE LAZY DOG RESTAURANT AND BAR. This is the place if you want good food for yourself or your

canine companion. 11560 4th St., 909.987.4131; www.lazydogcafe.com. $$ LOCO CANTINA & GRILL. Traditional Mexican menu served up to 2am nightly. 11815 Foothill Blvd. #E, 909.980.5800; www.myspace.com/ lococantina&grill. Magic Lamp Inn. Offers American cuisine and is open Tuesday thru Friday for lunch, and Tuesday thru Sunday for dinner. 8189 Foothill Blvd., 909.981.8659; www.themagiclampinn.com. $$$ PAISANO RISTORANTE ITALIANO & BAR. Your goto place for deliciously cooked Italian cuisine. 12574 N. Main St. #3930, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.803.8777; www.paisanoristorante.com. TROPICA RESTAURANT AND BAR. Gourmet pizzas and pasta for cheap: the recipe for greatness. 11849 Foothill Blvd., 909.481.9500. Vince’s Spaghetti. Nearly anyone who grew up in Rancho Cucamonga has had family dinners at this inexpensive, authentic Italian eatery. 8241 Foothill Blvd., 909.981.1003; www.vincesspaghettiroute66.com.

REDLANDS CAPRICE café. Cal-Med cooking with a twist of Asian and Middle Eastern tastes thrown into the mix, and a great room to have a fantastic meal in. 104 E. State St., 909.793.8787, www.capricecafe.com. Citrone. An upscale establishment where you’ll find a pricier Italian menu and nice wine list. 328 Orange St., 909.793.6635; www.citroneresturant. com. $$ Cuca’s. Featuring daily specials, tacos, burritos, tamales, hamburgers and more. 527 E. State St., 909.335.9557. Location #2: 1752 Lugonia Ave., 909.389.1235; www.cucasmex.com. DHAT ISLAND. a caribbean dining delight that’s better than tasty (only open for take-out and catering on weekdays). 509 N. Eureka St., 909.792.1717; www.dhatisland.com. The Eating Room. Located in an old JC Penney’s warehouse filled with fake orange trees and a large collection of rooster statues. 107 E. Citrus, 909.792.5400; www.allmarthagreen. com. $ EUREKA! BURGER. Don’t let the exclamation point fool you, this place is anything but generic. 345 W. Pearl Ave. #130, 909.335.5700; www.eurekaburger.com. Farm Artisan Foods. The Farm presents only the finest artisan foods available, favoring items grown or produced locally. 22 E. State St., 909.792.1162; www.farmartisanfoods.com. $$$ JERSEY’S PIZZA. The beer selection kicks ass, as it features only the best stuff around. (Oh yeah, there’s pizza somewhere here, too!) 214 Orange St., 909.335.7076; www.jerseyspizza.com. Joe Greensleeves American Grill. Try the gnocchi, pork tenderloin or the signature appetizer, “the Greensleeve.” 220 N. Orange St., 909.792.6969; www.joegreensleevesrestaurant. com. $$$ Las Brasas. Las Brasas offers traditional Mexican dishes for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 15 E. State St., 909.335.9866. $ Little Fisherman Seafoods. If you want fresher fish, you’ll have to pull it out of the water yourself. 1179 W. Redlands Blvd., 909.798.5998; www. littlefisherman.com. $$ MILL CREEK CATTLE COMPANY. Eat here for breakfast, lunch or dinner—everything has BBQ on it! 2087 Orange tree Ln., 909.798.5757; www. millcreekcattlecompany.com. NAAN CAFÉ. Spicy Indian cuisine (or non-spicy for wimps) made to order. 700 E. Redlands Blvd., R3, 909.307.3900; www.naancafe.com. OSCAR’S MEXICAN RESTAURANT. Home-styled Mexican belly fillers in a cozy, friendly atmosphere. (Plus, they don’t need toothpicks for their rellenos!) 19 N. 5th St., 909.792.8211. REDLANDS UNDERGROUND. This place has got all the great food and fantastic entertainment you could ever ask for. Just make sure you check operating hours before your night out! 19 E. Citrus Ave., Ste. 103, 909.798.1500; www.redlandsunderground.com. Royal Falconer British Pub. As close as you can get to a British pub without traveling to England. 106 Orange St., 909.307.8913; www. royalfalconer.com. $$ TACO VILLAGE. The tacos are good, but this place has one of the best chicken burritos we’ve ever had. 1711 W. Lugonia Ave., 909.307.1916. Tartan of Redlands. Tartan of Redlands has been a local landmark for decades and is popu-

lar with locals and visitors. 24 E. Redlands Blvd., 909.792.9919; www.tartanofredlands.com. $$

RIALTO Brothers Pizza. Serving many Italian dishes and pizza in a casual setting, this is the perfect place to take the family. 142 E. Foothill Blvd., 909.874.1987. $$ EL KIOSCO MEXICAN RESTAURANT. A family-run restaurant featuring fresh specialties, including camarones mojo de ajo and steak ranchero, amidst an assortment of classics. 916 S. Riverside Ave., 909.820.0198. $ SAL & LIMON GOURMET MEXICANO CANTINA. Hook yourself up with a delicious Sal & Limon Bowl, or step it up to the beefy Filete Cantinflas. A great Mexican food one-stop spot. 2019 N. Riverside Ave. #1, 909.877.2455. SUN SUN KITCHEN. Terrific Chinese take out that’s worth taking a look into. 2834 Rialto Ave., 909.875.2410. Taco Joe’s. Mixing traditional Mexican dishes with unique creations makes this a popular spot in Rialto. 1749 S. Riverside Ave., 909.877.1851. $ Western Maki. Casual dining/take-out Japanese restaurant that offers yummy sushi and teriyaki at reasonable prices. 535 S. Riverside Ave., 909.873.0613. $

RIVERSIDE 54 DEGREE’S AT DUANE’S. This wine bar’s servin’ up an assortment of tapas, too. 3649 Mission Inn Ave., 951.341.6767; www.missioninn.com. ANCHOS SOUTHWEST BAR & GRILL. Seriously Southwestern, as the bull horns will promise. 10773 Hole Ave., 951.352.0240; www.anchos. net. $$ ANTONE’S FOOD. Italian food featuring fresh baked bread, delicious grinders, pizzas and garlic bread, plus spaghetti and salads, too! 4125 Sunnyside Dr., 951.682.5900. $ ART’S BAR & GRILL. Daily breakfast, lunch and dinner specials including lobster, steak and halibut on Friday, and prime rib on Saturday. Delicious food, great atmosphere, and right off the 91 at University. 3357 University Ave., 951.683.9520. BACK STREET RESTAURANT. Tucked away in a pretty little building, this place nails the lunch fare, especially the sandwiches. (And note, it’s only open on weekdays and only during lunch.) 3735 Nelson St., 951.683.6650; www.backstreetriverside.com. BANN THAI. A brand new Thai treat that tastes as nice in the mouth as the place looks with the eyes. 6461 Brockton Ave., 951.684.3381; www. bannthairiverside.com. BELLA TRATTORIA ITALIAN BISTRO. Fine Italian cuisine in a posh atmosphere. Open for lunch and dinner. 3649 Mission Inn Ave., 951.784.0300; www. missioninn.com. $$ BEST THAI. In a hurry for some curry? Try this quick, quality, authentic stop. 1735 Spruce St. #F, 951.682.4256; www.bestthai-cuisine.com. $ BUSY CAFÉ. End your search for the best Chinese grub here! This family restaurant has some flavorpacked beef, chicken and pork dishes mixed with the best spicy sauces make it “to die for.” And don’t forget to calm down your flaring taste buds with some Boba Milk Tea. 1201 University Ave., #110A, 951.683.2228. Café Sevilla. Spanish fare, Tapas bar, the works. Also has dinner shows on weekends. In The Marketplace. 3252 Mission Inn Ave., 951.778.0611; www.cafesevilla.com. $$$ CHARLEY ROKK’S AUTHENTIC TEXAS BBQ. Your favorite home-style treats can be found here from macaroni and cheese to Cajun rice and all meaty treats in between; all in the name of deliciously homemade BBQ. 5145 Jurupa Ave., Ste. G-4, Riverside, 951.774.0039; www.CharleyRokksBBQ.com. COBBLESTONE BAKERY & DELI. Need a sandwich with an extra kick—or one that’s just extra thick? This place has the tastes and sizes to surprise. 8304 Limonite Ave., 951.685.6161; www.cobblestonebakery.com. CRESCENT JEWELL RESTAURANT & LOUNGE. The Southern-based specialties of salmon, gumbo and eggplant are mighty fine here—or so we’ve heard. 3597 Main St, 951.684.1000; www.crescentjewell.info. D’elia’s grinders. Remember when the grinder was a serious sandwich? If so, we’ve got a great trip back into memory lane. 2093 University Ave., 951.683.7380; www.deliasgrinders.com. $ DONA TIMOS la cascada MEXICAN GRILL.

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DINING GUIDE They’re doing God’s work when it comes to their tacos, enchiladas and burritos. 3635 University Ave., 951.684.8614. EL FOGON. A handful of Mexican dishes and little cow tongue to go with it. 765 Blaine St., 951.782.8959. ELEPHANT THAI CUISINE. A great outdoor patio, sweet service and a few mentionable Thai dishes. Larb Salad, anyone? 3720 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.682.9300. FLABOB AIRPORT café. Some great grits and a bountiful breakfast surrounded by a timeless diner experience and some takeoffs and landings just outside. 4130 Mennes Ave. #207, 951.686.6660. THE GOLDEN OX. If you look carefully enough, you might find Flo from Mel’s Diner behind the counter. 6490 Magnolia Ave., 951.782.8922. GRAM’S MISSION B-B-Q PALACE. One of the top contenders for sheer smoked-for-hours deliciousness. 3527 Main St., 951.782.8219. $$ THE HIDEAWAY. Discover this dive bar and try a classic French Dip sandwich with subtly sweet au jus that will make your mouth water. 3700 Main St., Lower Level, Riverside, 951.686.0950; wwwmissiongalleriacafe.com. JAFANG’S PIZZA. For amazing pizza you won’t be able to turn down decorated dough-cooked creations like the “Whoa, Mama!” pizza; a supreme among supremes. Oh, and this joint also makes a mean turkey sandwich too. 1400 University Ave., 951.788.8880; www.jafangspizza.com. JERSEY BURGERS. As our reviewer notes, this place is the new spot for comfortable, clean fast food in the downtown area. Mmmm, burgers. 3940 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.7660. Joe’s Bar and Grill. Fun and festive dining with live entertainment and American eats like burgers, dogs, steak, and chili. 10909 Magnolia Ave., 951.637.3931. $$ KILLARNEY’S PUB & GRILL. The eats here range from the Irish inspired to the pub-tastic! 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. #532, 951.682.2933; www. killarneys.com/riverside. $$ KIM’S SPORTS BAR & GRILL. Make sure you sample Kim’s expertly prepared tacos—and some brews to go with them! 2994 Rubidoux Blvd., 951.686.2200. $$ LAKE ALICE TRADING CO. Here’s the high end of the bar food spectrum, featuring its famous Taco Tuesdays, plus sliders, burgers, salads, pizzas and plenty of appetizers, of course. 3616 University Ave., 951.686.7343; www.lakealicetradingco. com. LAS CAMPANAS. It’s the best star-gazing dining experience there is with the added bonus of a new chef and good eats. 3694 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0300; www.missioninn.com. $$$ LITTLE GREEN ONIONS. A breakfast place that’s at its best when you stick with the basics. 6723 Brockton Ave., 951.328.1273. MAGNONE TRATTORIA. You won’t be able to deny this Italian joint the respect it deserves, especially after trying the Calamari Fritta. 1630 Spruce St., Riverside, 951.781.8840; www.magnonetrattoria.com. Mario’s Place. Business casual atmosphere, wine and ale varieties, and exquisite cuisine. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com. $$$ Market Broiler. Open daily at 11am for lunch and dinner. Lunch is served until 3pm. The Market Broiler offers a children’s menu, senior’s discount and full bar. 3525 Merrill St., 951.276.9007; www. marketbroiler.com. MEDITERRANEAN PALACE. If kabobs, shawerma, falafels and baklava are near ‘n’ dear to your grumblin’ tummy, this menu’s worth your money (especially the afternoon buffet). 1223 University Ave. #130, 951.781.8900; www.mpgrillandcafe. com. MIJOS TACOS. Cheap eats are in abundance, as none of the Tex-Mex tastes here clock in at over ten bucks. 10203 Hole Ave., 951.358.0402. MISSION BURGERS. The thoroughly juicy burgers here are a mouthful (seriously, you will be warned by your server!) and our personal fave is the green pepper and onion-packed Canada Burger. 4606 Pine St., Riverside, 951.682.7272. $$ MONARK ASIAN BISTRO. Asian fusion cuisine that’s full of new (and familiar) flavors. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr. #64, 951.683.1073; www.monarkasianbistro.com. NANAY GLORIA’S FILIPINO FAST FOOD. This place serves a familial and comforting “Mother’s” meal right down the street from UCR

which makes it the perfect stop for starving students and anyone looking for a tasty meal for a cheap price. Fiesta Food Market, 1160 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.977.8373; www.thefiestafoodmarket. com. $ NEW INDIA SWEETS & SPICES. It’s officially a grocery store specializing in Indian-based goods, but there’s plenty of curry-ready plates to be offered here, too. 1320 Blaine St. #ABC, 951.781.0560. $ NEW YORK PIZZA CO. If you’re missing that East Coast flavor, this place has that thin-crust appeal on lock. And try the pastrami sandwich, too. You’re welcome. 3570 Van Buren Blvd., 951.688.4000; www.newyorkpizzariverside.com. OASIS VEGETARIAN CAFÉ & BAKERY. This place is a veggie/vegan’s delight, featuring both American and Hispanic cuisine. Seeking meatless steak burgers or tacos? Look no further. 11550 Pierce St., 951.688.5423; www.oasisvegetarian. com. OISHII SUSHI & TERIYAKI. Get your mouth “sea deep in roll heaven,” as we like to say ‘round here. 6133 Magnolia Ave., 951.784.2550; www. myspace.com/oishiisushi. $$ Olivia’s Mexican Restaurant. Everything is made fresh daily and if you haven’t been here before, well, you’re missing out. 9447 Magnolia Ave., 951.689.2131; www.oliviasmexicanrestaurant.com. $ PHO Saigon. Pho is a clear broth soup served with thin noodles that can be vegetarian or filled with chicken, shrimp or beef—get your perfect setup right here. 1450 N. University Ave. #N, 951.369.0306. $ PHOOD ON MAIN. The odd spelling matches the acceptably weird vibe, but the delicious sandwiches are anything but odd. 3737 Main St. #100, 951.276.7111; www.phoodonmain.net. PROABITION. Experience the lavish living of the roaring ’20s in a bar with some damn good food and even better cocktails. 3597 Main St., Riverside, 951.222.2110; www.proabition.com. PUNJAB PALACE. Satisfy your hungering itch for spice with a few dishes that might empty your wallet but certainly fill your stomach. 1766 University Ave., Ste 102, Riverside, 951.686.9968; www. punjabpalacecuisineofindia.com. $$ PUPUSERIA MIGUELENAS. You may giggle at the name but a pupusa is a simple El Salvadorian dish of corn tortillas filled with your indulgence of both sweet and spicy toppings. 5310 Mission Blvd., 951.682.4054. $ RED HOT KITCHEN. Hey foodies, this new place has tastes to crave, including the pickled kimchi taco, an avocado and mango salad, and totally bomb jalapeno bombs. 1995 University Ave., 951.684.9800; www.rhkriverside.com. ROMANO’S CHICAGO PIZZARIA. Deep-dish Chicago style pizza that’s worth every bite. The Italian fare is terrific, too. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., 951.781.0773; www.romanosrestaurants.com. ROYAL ORCHID THAI. Fast food Thai that thankfully doesn’t taste like fast food. 9791 Magnolia Ave., 951.354.6100. THE SALTED PIG. It’s name is the tip off that there’s plenty of pork to be had here. Don’t miss out on such items as the pork belly sandwich, the Really Good Burger (that’s the name!) or the bacon ice cream sandwich. 3700 12th St., 951.848.4020; www.saltedpigriverside.com. SIMPLE SIMON’S BAKERY & BISTRO. When it comes to the specialty sandwiches, this place serves terrific tastes between two pieces of bread. (We love the Italian Grinder and Croissant Club.) 3639 Main St., 951.369.6030. SMOKEY CANYON BBQ. Grab a whiff of hickory with these tasty, meaty dishes. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr. #9, 951.782.8808; www.smokeycanyon. com. $$ Templo Del Sol. What could be better than a bunch of meat, cheese, beans and veggies wrapped in a large flour tortilla? 1365 University Ave., 951.682.7047. YELLOW CHILI TAPAS KITCHEN AND BAR. This joint has opened a restaurant strictly to praise the art of the appetizer. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Ste. # 42, 951.686.9400. ZACATECAS CAFÉ. This place dates back to 1963. That should tell you something about its great Mexican grub right there. 2472 University Ave., 951.683.3939. ZORBA’S RESTAURANT. Deliciously traditional American burgers that you can wash down with a unique assortment of over fifty soda flavors. 450 Iowa Ave., 951.686.5830.

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san bernardino Alfredo’s Pizza and Pasta. A classic Italian joint, right down to the red and white checkered tablecloths. 251 W. Base Line St., 909.885.0218; www.alfredospizzandpasta.com. The Castaway. Experience award winning cuisine and service, while taking in the fabulous mountain and valley views. 670 Kendall Dr., 909.881.1502; www.castawayrestaurant.com. $$$ Delhi Palace. All the greatest hits: tandoori chicken, lamb and naan. Check out the buffet, too! 2001 Diners Ct., 909.884.9966. $$ JACKPOT TASTY THAI-CHINESE FOOD. Tasty Thai cuisine that rolls the dice and pays out in delectable, authentic dividends. 2160 S. Waterman Ave. #C, 909. 824.1324. LE RENDE-VOUS GOURMET CUISINE. One of the last true French restaurants in the IE and yes, they’ve got escargot. 4775 N. Sierra Wy., San Bernardino, (909) 883-1231; www.LeRendezVousRestaurant.com. Los Portales. Mexican fare like mamacita used to make—over 100 dishes of it. 1313 N. Waterman Ave., 909.888.2544; www.losportales3.com. Lotus Garden. Styled like an authentic pagoda, this Chinese hotspot offers kung pao chicken, Singapore noodles and clay pot entrees. 111 E. Hospitality Ln., 909.381.6171. $ MARDI GRAS RESTAURANT. Yes, it’s the best Cajun and creole cuisine in the Inland Empire. Great breakfast, lunch and dinner served all day, seven days a week, with live jazz twice weekly. 201 N. E St., 909.884.5000. MITLA café. a long-standing institution in the city, with a menu of vintage Mexican restaurant selections in a family-owned location. 602 N. Mt. Vernon Ave., 909.888.0460; www.mitlacafe. com. $ THE MUG. Not a whole lot’s changed in the 60 years this eatery offering up pizza and more. 1588 W. Highland Ave., 909.887.1550. SEASONS. This restaurant’s actually operated by the students of the Art Institutes’ Culinary Academy, featuring fine dining with great plates at great prices. 674 E. Brier Dr., 909.915.2170; www. artinstitutes.edu/inlandempire. SUNDOWNERS FAMILY RESTAURANT. Yes, it’s a family restaurant…discover the rest for yourself. 1131 S. E St., 909.884.3510. Surfer Joe’s. This laid-back eatery enjoys a loyal following who come in for the homemade pizzas, pastas and sandwiches. 251 E. Redlands Blvd., 909.824.5523. $

upland BLACK WATCH PUB. This place where “everybody knows your name” offers some bomb British dishes. 497 N. Central Ave., #B, Upland, 909.981.6069; www.theblackwatchpub.com. Bulldog Pub & Restaurant. British cuisine, you ask? Yes, it exists! The fish ‘n’ chips is always a terrific stomach pleaser. 1667 N. Mountain Ave. #117, 909.946.6614. $ Buffalo Inn. Totally quaint and rustic roadhousetype joint with great burgers, outdoor seating and sometimes live music. 1814 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.981.5515. $ CONNAL’S BURGERS, SALADS AND SUBS. Deliciously retro flavors to matchy an equally old-school decor. 1227 W. 7th St., 909.982.2531; www.connals. com. GRAZIES ITALIAN RESTAURANT & SPORTS BAR. Mix classic Italian food with a sports bar atmosphere and you get a great time. 1615 N. Mountain Ave., 909.981.2924. $ Joey’s Western Steak-N-BAR-B-Q. Four words: fire pits and brewskies. Oh, and meat. That’s five. 1964 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.982.2128; www.joeysbbq. com. $$$ LIMERICKS TAVERN. Catch your favorite game on one of the many TVs at this tavern and enjoy some neat dishes like the Irish Nachos and Beer-battered Fish Sandwich. 1234 W. Foothill Blvd., 909.920.5630; www.facebook.com/limerickstavern. $$ THE LOCAL BAKERY AND CAFÉ. This homey treat spot reminds us more of the places outside our neck of the woods. 120 E. 9th St., 909.920.3458; www.thelocalbakerandcafe.com. LOVING HUT. Well-executed vegetarian grub that even surprises the meat-eaters! And don’t forget the desserts. 903-B W. Foothill Blvd., 909.982.3882; www.lovinghut.us/upland. PETRILLI’S PIZZA. Pizza and sandwiches that are very easy to love hail from this hot take-out spot. 110 S. Mountain Ave., 909.981.8114; www.petrillispizza.

com. $ PINE HAVEN CAFE. Let this breakfast and lunch menu blow your mind and fill your stomach with unimaginable delights. 1191 E. Foothill Blvd., 909.946.4674; www.pinehavencatering.com. $ san biagio’s pizza. After taking a bite of these NY-style slices, it’ll be hard to believe you’re still in Upland. 1263 W. 7th St., 909.946.9277; www.sanbiagios.com. $ san biagio’s pizza. Same as the above San Biagio, just in another spot in the city. 1118 E. 19th St. #F, 909.949.6900; www.sanbiagios.com. $ TANGO BAIRES CAFÉ. Authentically delicious Argentine cuisine. 870 E. Foothill Blvd. #2, 909.985.6800; www.tangobairescafe.com. $$ TEQUILA HOPPERS. Burgers and appetizers that are better than the standard bar fare. 60 N. Mountain Ave., 909.985.9114; www.tequilahoppers.com. $$ VINCE’S SPAGHETTI. All sorts of well made Italian cuisine and sandwiches. Meatballs, French Dip sandwiches, classic lasagna; this place does it right. Route 66, 8241 Foothill Blvd., 909.981.1003; www. vincesspaghettiroute66.com. $ WINDY C’S CHICAGO HOT DOGS. Fly straight to this shop for iconic flavors of Chicago—but bring some cash. 140 S. Mountain Ave., 909.982.8273; www.windycs.com.

great cuisine getaways Explore the outer-IE’s great culinary treasures. THE ADOBE GRILL. 49499 Eisenhower Dr., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com. ALICANTE. 140 S. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9464; www.alicanteps.com. AZTLAN TACOS. 29280 Central Ave., Ste G, Lake Elsinore, 951.471.0440. BAMBOO ASIAN RESTAURANT. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 888.732.4264; www.pechanga. com. THE BISTRO. 84245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort.com. CAFÉ AROMA. 54750 N. Circle Dr., Idyllwild-Pine Cove, 951.659.5212; www.cafearoma.org CHICAGO PASTA HOUSE. 24667 Sunnymead Blvd., Moreno Valley, 951.924.5777; www.chicagopastahouse.com. CURRY AND KABOB. 12125 Day St., Ste H-301, Moreno Valley, 951.682.7500. ERNIE’S BAR AND GRILL. 56150 PGA Blvd., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com. FILIPPI’S PIZZA GROTTO. 27309 Jefferson Ave., Temecula, 951.699.8900; www.realcheesepizza.com. GREAT OAK STEAKHOUSE. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.770.8507; www.pechanga.com. THE HOOD BAR AND PIZZA, 74360 Hwy 111, Palm Desert, 760.636.5220; www.thehoodbar.com. JIAO. 515 N. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.321.1424; www.jiaops.com. JOY. 84245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, 800.827.2946; www.fantasyspringsresort.com. KING’S HIGHWAY. 701 E. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9900; www.acehotel.com/palmsprings/dining. LIAM’S IRISH PUB. 1087 S. Mt. Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900. MADLON’S RESTAURANT, 829 W. Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear, 909.585.3762; www.madlonsrestaurant.com. MD BURGER. 494999 Eisenhower Dr., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com. NATURAL NINE NOODLE CO. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 951.755.5620; www.natural9noodle. com. PAPPY & HARRIETS. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, 760.365.5956; www.pappyandharriets.com. PINNOCCHIO IN THE DESERT. 134 E. Tahquitz Canyon Wy., Palm Springs, 760.322.3776; www. pinnocchiops.com. POM FANTASY SPRINGS. 84245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, 800.827.2946; www.fantasy springsresort.com. RESTAURANT AT PONTE. 35053 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.252.1770; www.pontewinery.com. SPORTSWATCH BAR AND GRILL. 27961 Highland Ave., Highland, 909.280.3250; www.sportswatchbarandgrill.com. SUN DOWNERS FAMILY RESTAURANT. 1131 S. “E” St., San Bernardino, 909.884.3510; www.sundownersfamilyrestaurant.com TACOS AND TEQUILA. 49750 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www.morongocasinoresort. com. TROPICAL BBQ. 26684 Margarita Rd., Murrieta, 951.698.4124; www.tropicalbbqtemecula.com. TWENTY6. 494999 Eisenhower Dr., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com.

mon 11/25

WONDER OF DINOSAURS

If you’re into the science and history of the largest creatures to ever walk planet Earth, then this traveling dinosaur exhibit is certainly for you. The largest of its kind, Wonder of Dinosaurs features over 100 robotic and static dinosaurs. There are also activities for the whole family, so bring the kids along to enjoy the dino-mini golf, dino rides, fossil plating, paleo dig and much more. 10am. $12.95-$19.95. LA Fairplex, 1101 W. McKinley Ave., Pomona, (909) 623-3711; www.fairplex.com.

tue 11/26

“ULTRAVIOLET: LIGHT INSTALLATION”

Don’t miss opening night of this great exhibit that is being presented in conjunction with the Festival of Lights in the City of Riverside. The light installation by Hiromi Takizawa observes the role of light in architectural and environmental spaces. Her presentation is focused around her fascination with duality between light and subject. Operating as part sculpture, part installation; the viewer will view the piece differently depending on the many external factors. 12pm . $3. Culver Center, UCR ARTSBlock, 3824 Main St., Riverside, (951) 827-4787; artsblock.ucr.edu.

sun 11/24 “Ladies of the Museum” For centuries the female figure has been the subject and inspiration for countless artworks. For example, Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa, Jan Vermeer’s Girl with a Pearl Earring and Madame X by John S. Sargent are all works that highlight the beauty of the feminine form. In the spirit of femininity, the Chaffey Community Museum of Art is exhibiting “Ladies of the Museum.” This is a collection of artworks portraying women in a variety of styles and media that transcend age and ethnicity. This exhibition is hosting 30 different paintings created by various artists from present day, as well as those dating back to the 1950s. All works come from CCMA’s permanent collection, which is one that originally started with only nine paintings. It has since then grown tremendously to include over 100 works from some of the most prominent artists in the western United States. Its initial focus was to collect the distinctive style found in works that depict geographical scenes of California’s mountains, deserts and gold coast line. The collection has grown beyond this focus to feature excellent regional artists like Anders Aldrin, Leon Amyx, Loren Barton, Conrad Buff, Thomas Craig, Emil Kosa, Jr., Phil Paradise, John Svenson, Anna Wilson and Robert E. Wood. Come see for yourself the beauty of the feminine form that is highlighted within this museum’s collection. (Dulce Balandran) 12pm-4pm. Chaffey Community Museum of Art. 217 S. Lemon Ave, Ontario, (909) 463-3733; www.chaffeymuseum.org.

sat 11/23

Two one- act plays honoring JFK

Don’t miss the two one act plays by Deanne Stillman that explore the legacy of late President John F. Kennedy. In honor of 50 years since his assassination, each play delves into the inner workings behind this tragedy. Inside the White House is a play about JFK and Marilyn Monroe together in the afterlife, while the second play is about two American killers who help each other through the night. Culver Center, UCR ARTSBlock, 3824 Main St., Riverside, (951) 827-4787; artsblock.ucr.edu.

fri 11/22

ANNIE LEDERMAN

This comedian may be a familiar face from her spot on Chelsea Lately or because she may have been your waitress at one point—her words, not ours. As a recovering alcoholic, her sharp comedy and relentless wit is sure to keep you laughing into the night. You may even giggle the next day as you’re reminded of her quick-witted jokes from the night before. 8pm & 10pm. Flapper’s Comedy Club, 532 W 1st St., Unit 218, Claremont, (818) 845-9721; www.flapperscomedy.com.

wed 11/27

ONTARIO REIGN VS. STOCKTON

Grown men permitted to beat the crap out of each other, vendors selling unhealthy snacks, a field of ice and a near guarantee that the home team will surely outperform the competitor—there are countless reasons to love Ontario Reign hockey. With star players including Derek Couture, Adrian Van de Mosselaer and Michael Hutchinson tearing up the ice, don’t miss watching the Ontario Reign take down Stockton with no remorse. 8pm. $20. Citizens Business Bank Arena, 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario, (909) 244-5500; www.cbbankarena.com.

thu 11/21

SLEEPING WITH SIRENS

Facebook isn’t everything, but it’s definitely a good gauge of a band’s popularity, and if this is true, then Sleeping with Sirens is doing something right. Only in existence for three years, this post-hardcore quintet has almost two million likes on Facebook. Performing its newest five-song EP, If You Were A Movie, This Would Be Your Soundtrack, Sleeping with Sirens will rock the socks of anyone who comes by the Fox Theater Pomona. 6pm. $25. Fox Theater Pomona, 301 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, (877) 283-6976; www.foxpomona.com

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MUSIC 135 EAST. Every Sun Sunday Slaughterhouse. Every Tues Rock Tuesdays feat. Live bands. 10pm. Every Wed Live hip-hop. 6pm. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com. ALOFT HOTEL. Every Wed Acoustic Wednesdays. 8pm. 10480 4th St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.484.2018; www.aloftontario-rc.com. BENJARONG. Every Fri-Sat Live Music. 1001 Park Ave., Redlands, 909.792.3235; www.thebenjarong. com. BRANDIN IRON. Fri-Sat Against the Grain. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www. brandinironsaloon.com. BRIDGES HALL OF MUSIC. Fri & Sun Pomona College Band. Sat Pomona College Jazz Band. 150 E. 4th St., Claremont, 909.607.2671; music. pomona.edu. THE BULLDOG PUB. Every Thurs Bob Summers and His Quartet. Every Sun Bob Summers’ Open Mic Night. 4pm8pm. Shows: 21+. 1667 N. Mountain Ave., Upland, 909.946.6614. CADILLAC RANCH. Fri-Sat The Fulltones. 9pm. Sun Jaye Shooter. 5pm. Mon Monday Nite Football Party. 5pm. 22581 Outer Hwy. 18, Apple Valley, 760.247.7060; www.cadillacranchav. com. CLUB TRINIDAD. Every Mon and Tues Tomcats. 7pm-11pm. The Purple Room, 1900 E. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.969.1800. DAILY GRIND. Every 1st Fri Open Mic. 6pm-10pm. Every Sat Live Showcase. 2955 Van Buren Blvd., Riverside, 951.352.7477; wwwdailybrewcrew. com. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every 1st Sat Live bands feat. Nuke

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Mutant Promotions Rockabilly, Rock en Espanol and more. 9pm-2am. Every 2nd Fri La Nueva Cueva. 9pm2am. Every 2nd Sat Live Rockabilly & Phsycobillthescrubdaily.com y bands feat. Empire Ent. & Blue Jean Betty. 9pm-2am. Every 3rd Fri Noche De Bandas Y Conjuntos. 9pm-2am. Every 3rd Sat Live heavy metal bands feat. Wolf Attack. 9pm-2am. Every 4th Fri la Nueva Cueva. Every 4th Sat Live ska and reggae bands. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+. FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO. Sat Burt Bacharach. 84245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort.com. FLOUR FUSION. Every Fri Live Music. 7pm. 133 N. Main St., Lake Elsinore, 951.245.1166; www.flourfusion.com. FOX PERFORMING ARTS CENTER. Fri Million Dollar Quartet. 3801 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.779.9800; www.foxriversidelive.com. FOX THEATER. Thurs, Nov. 21 Sleeping with Sirens; Breath Carolina; Issues & Our Last Night. 6pm. 301 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 877.283.6976; www. foxpomona.com. THE GLASS HOUSE. Thurs, Nov. 21 Anthony Green; Dave Davison; Brick + Mortar. 7pm. Fri Pennywise. 7pm. Sat Octo Octa; Coyote Cleanup; MAGIC TOUCH. 7pm. Wed We are Massiv w/ 12th Planet; AC Slater; CLICKS&WHISTLES. 7pm. 200 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.865.3802; www. theglasshouse.us. HANGAR 24 BREWERY. Every Wed Live Music. 6:30pm-9:30pm.1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, 909.398.1400; www.hangar24brewery.com. HIP KITTY JAZZ AND FONDUE. Thurs, Nov. 21 The Teryn Re Trio. 7pm. Fri Nutty. 8pm. Sat The Gey Down Boys. 8pm. Sun The Overeasy. 7pm. Tues Black Beare & The Cheyenne Autumn Band. 9pm. Wed Open Jam with Carl Bunch & Friends. 8pm. 502 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com. IMMANUEL LUTHERAN CHURCH. Sun The Concert Band. 7pm. 5545 Alessandro Blvd, Riverside, 951.827.3245. KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. Every Wed Live Music. 9pm. Every Thurs Live Entertainment/Hawaiian Reggae. 9pm. Every Fri Hawaiian Music. 5pm. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas.com. LA CREPERIE. Every Fri-Sat Jazz Night. 7pm-10pm. 3968 Grand Ave., Chino, 909.342.6016; www.lacreperiecafe. net. LEWIS FAMILY PLAYHOUSE, Sat Chris Mann. 8pm 12505 Cultural Center Dr., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.477.2752; www.lewisfamilyplayhouse.com. MARDI GRAS RESTAURANT. Every Sat Jeff Chaz Blues Band. 7pm. 201 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.884.5000; www.mardigras-restaurant.com. MARGARITAS RESTAURANT. Every Sun Live Music. 10:30am. 1000 E Tahquitz Canyon Rd., Palm

Springs, 760.778.3500; www. margaritasrestaurant.net. MARIO’S PLACE. Every Fri & Sat Live Music. 10pm-1am. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www. mariosplace.com. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Fri Sound Preservation Society. Sat Sio; Happy Haus. Sun Diamond Dave’s Open Mic. Wed The Debonaires; Quita Penas; Summer Twins. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www. missiontobaccolounge.com THE MOTLEY COFFEE HOUSE, Thurs, Nov. 21 Laura Meyer. 8pm. 1030 Columbia Ave., Claremont, 909.607.3967; motley.scrippscollege. edu. THE PALACE. Every 1st and 3rd Sun West Coast Sundays 9pm. 1276 W. 7th St., Upland, www.openmicbattle. eventbrite.com. PLUM HOUSE COFFEE CLUB. Every Fri, Sat & Tues Open Mic. Night. 6pm. 3882 12th St., Riverside, 951.784.1369; www.myspace.com/theplumhouse. REDLANDS UNDERGROUND. Every Mon Open mic night hosted by Shaina Turian. 9:30pm. 19 E. Citrus, Redlands, 909.798.1500; www. redlandsunderground.com. ROMANO’S CONCERT LOUNGE. Every Wed Open Mic Night. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Riverside, 951.781.7662; www.theconcertlounge.com. SORREL BISTRO. Every First Fri Therapy feat. Live music and art. 41377 Margarita Rd., Suite F-108, Temecula, 951.296-3372; www.sorrelbistro.com. SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Every Fri Live music. 9pm. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com. STEELWORKERS AUDITORIUM. Thurs, Nov. 21 Yari More y Su Orchestra. 7pm. Lewis Library and Technology Center, 8437 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.428.8816; www. fontanarecreation.org. THE UPSIDEDOWN BAR. Every Thurs Live reggae. Every Fri Live rock music. Every Sat 80s Night. 10555 Mills Ave., Montclair, 909.626.9091; www. upsidedownbar.com. 21+. VICTORIA GARDENS CULTURAL CENTER. Sat Chris Mann. 8pm. 12505 Cultural Center Dr., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.477.2752; www. vgculturalcenter.com

upcoming ABSTRACT RIDE, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Nov. 29. ADVENTURE CLUB, Fox Theater Pomona, Nov. 29. GRIFF HAMLIN & THE CIRCLE CITY HORNS, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Nov. 29. JUSTIN FOUTZ, The Brandin Iron, Nov. 29. MERLETALLICA, Cadillac Ranch Saloon, Nov. 29. TRANS-SIBERIAN OCHESTRA, Citizen’s Business Bank Arena, Nov. 29. BIG JOE & THE NIGHT TRAIN, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Nov. 30. THE BUTCHERY BOYS, Mission Tobacco Lounge, Nov. 30. JUSTIN FOUTZ, The Brandin Iron, Nov. 30. RIVERSIDE COUNTY PHILHARMONIC, Fox Performing Arts Center, Nov. 30. SOUTHERN SPIRIT, Cadillac Ranch

Saloon, Nov. 30. POMONA COLLEGE AFRO-CUBAN ENSEMBLE, Bridge’s Auditorium, Dec. 2. POMONA COLLEGE SEA CHANTY AND MARITIME MUSIC ENSEMBLE, Bridge’s Auditorium, Dec. 4.

bars & lounges 2ND AVENUE SALOON & SPORTS BAR. Come on, rack ‘em up, right over here! There’s pizza, too. Sun-Thurs Free pool all day. Fri-Sat Free pool until 7pm. 271 N. 2nd Ave., Upland, 909.946.1750. 12TH FLOOR WINE BAR & COCKTAIL LOUNGE. We’ve been told that this Fantasy Springs location is picturesque. Just imagine what you can see from the 12th floor! Fri Weekly Wine Down tastings. 7pm-9pm. $30. 84-245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 800.827.2946; www. fantasyspringsresort.com. 26 DEGREES. Cold beer, hot girls, great food, good times! Tues Ladies night. Wed & Thurs Karaoke. Happy hour, daily 3pm-7pm. 1535 E. Ontario Ave. #101, Corona, 951.734.1900. 135 EAST. This is the newest lounge bar on the block that not only has an extensive dining menu and plenty of musical events to choose from but you’re also confronted with one of the most difficult decisions: choosing from one of their 135 different martinis. Happy Hour: Mon-Fri, 3pm7pm. 2 for 1 beers and well drinks. 1/2 off appetizers. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com. 340 RESTAURANT & NIGHTCLUB. Every Fri-Sat 2-4-1 drinks 7pm-9pm. Every Sun All drinks 2-4-1, 7pm-9pm. Open drag contest hosted by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Star Raven, 9:30pm. TIGERHEAT presents LOUD! 340 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.865.9340; www.340nightclub.com. ALIBI EAST. The bar’s website states that it’s all new and even “industrial strength.” Sun Beer Bust. $1.50 domestic drafts, $1 tacos. 3pm-9pm. Mon “M” Madness Mondays. Any “m” drink for $5. Tues Karaoke. 9pm-1am. Wed Happy hour all day. Thurs $3-$4-$5 drafts and wells. Fri $2 domestic bottles. 9pm. 225 S. San Antonio Ave., Pomona, 909.623.9422; www.alibieast.com. ART’S BAR & GRILL. Over 50 varieties of cold beer, right here! Tues Taco Tuesdays, 75 cent tacos. 3357 University Ave., Riverside, 951.683.9520. BACK DOOR. Just a regular little ol’ bar with a juke, pool table, darts and Monday Night Football, if it’s on (and in season). 1250 E. Mission Blvd., Pomona, 909.622.6282. BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Tues Open mic music night. 7pm. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www.back2thegrind. com. BARNACLES SPORTS BAR. They’ve got plenty of specialty drinks that will turn your calm evening of enjoying live music and good food into the night of your life! Happy Hour: 3pm-7pm. Every Tues and Thurs Karaoke. Every Wed Free jukebox. 6pm-9pm. 1936 Mentone Blvd., Mentone, 909.794.5851; www. barnaclessportsbar.com.

BIG CHEESE PIZZA CO. Sun Swerve Sundays, $5 with student ID, $10 cover, $20 Vip patio. Ladies free before 10pm. 3397 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 888.784.0555; www. thebigcheesepiza.com. BLACK HORSE TAVERN. This recently remodeled Norco hangout has ten beers on tap and daily lunch specials. Happy Hour food and drink specials Mon-Fri, 3pm-7pm; all day Sun. 1825 Hamner Ave. #A, Norco, 951.278.2771. BLACK WATCH PUB. An Upland staple featuring plenty of regulars and plenty of folks just there for the live music, which happens every weekend. Thurs Darts. FriSat Live bands. 497-B N. Central Ave., Upland, 909.981.6069; www. myspace.com/blackwatchpub. BLU BAR & GRILL. Located inside the Hilton Ontario Airport, this stop features a ton of drink specials, from drafts and wells to wines and much more. (There are food specials, too.) Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 4pm-6pm. 700 N. Haven Ave., Ontario, 909.980.0400. THE BOILER ROOM. Happy Hour, TuesSat, 7pm-10pm. 345 5th St., Redlands, 909.792.8855; www.theboilerroom. com. BOONDOCKS. It was the new bar in town. (That is, until the next one opened.) Thurs Karaoke. Fri Live bands. Sat Karaoke. Sun Open mic night. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed Industry night. 100 E. Harrison, Corona, 951.739.0646; www. myspace.com/boondockscorona. BRANDIN’ IRON. California’s longest running honky-tonk, since 1969. Brassy, classy authentic saloon and restaurant, with a huge maple dance floor to scoot your boots. 18+ unless otherwise noted. Thurs World Famous $1.50 U-Call-Its, $2.50 domestics. 5pm-2am. Fri Ladies Night. $1 drafts, $2.50 wells. 7pm-9pm.18+. Sat Dollar Saturday, $1 drafts, 2.50 wells. 6pm-2am. Tues $1 Taco Night. 6pm-1am. Wed College Night. No cover with college/military ID. 7pm11pm. $1 Drafts, $2 Well Drinks, $2 longnecks. Happy Hour: Tues, 6pm1am, Wed, 7pm-3am, Thurs, 5pm-2am, Fri, 7pm-9pm, Sat, 6pm-9pm. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www. brandinironsaloon.com. THE BULLDOG PUB. Mon Comedy Night. Tues Pub Quiz. Wed Open Mic Night. Fri Karaoke. 9pm. 1667 Mountain Ave. #117, Upland, 909.946.6614. cACTUS CANTINA. Plenty of frozen specialty drinks to keep you coming back to their drink menu (there’s some good grub, too). Mon-Fri Food specials & happy hour. 3pm-6pm. 151 E. Alessandro Blvd., Riverside, 951.789.0211; www.cactuscantina. org. CADILLAC RANCH. Everything you could possibly want in a bar: karaoke, featured days; heck if you pay them they’ll even call a limo to come pick you up. Sat Karaoke Party. 9pm. Every Mon Football party 5pm. 22581 Outer Hwy. 18, Apple Valley, 760.247.7060; www. cadillacranchav.com. CANCUN BAR & GRILL. It’s a Dance club, fine dining and sports bar: Cancun Bar & Grill has it all! Daily NOVEMBER 21 - NOVEMBER 27, 2013 | IEWEEKLY.com

calendar food and drink specials. Not to mention the massive beer and liquor selection available. Thirty flat screens cover the walls with awesome surround sound. Plus free pool from 4pm -11pm. 801 Tri City Center Dr., Redlands. 909.798.5400. CAPRI LOUNGE. Just a nice local bar. Really. Ask them. We did. 1355 E. 4th St., Ontario, 909.984.5405. CARNAVAL NIGHTCLUB. You’re ideal club, completing your night of dancing and rockin music that tricks you into thinking you’re somewhere in Rio. 342 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.623.6600; www.carnavalclub. com. CASA 425. A gorgeous and rather hip hotel in the western half of Claremont’s Village, with a lovely lounge to boot. Sun-Thurs Happy hour with drink specials. 4pm-7pm. 425 W. 1st St., Claremont, 866.450.0425; www.casa425.com. CHAPARRAL LIVE ROOM. It’s no longer just another bar in a bowling alley, as the Live Room’s now a fullscale nightclub with a dance floor, pool tables, hi-def TVs, darts, nightly drink specials and food! Thurs, Sat & Sun Live music. Fri Karaoke. Wed Strike Lounge. 8pm. 400 W. Bonita Ave., San Dimas, 909.592.2772; www. chaparralliveroom.com. CHAPPIE’S. Its St. Patrick’s Day all year long at this lounge pub that doesn’t have pool tables but does have two golfing machines and dart boards. Live bands, occasionally. Thurs, Sat & Sun Live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 7am-10am & 4pm-6pm. Mon & Tues Karaoke. Wed DJ. 229 E. Florida Ave., Hemet, 951.658.3410. CHARACTERS. Located in downtown Pomona’s Antique Row/Arts & Music Colony, this bar features pool tables, darts and live sports. There’s also live music and DJs in the outdoor patio. Thurs Ladies Night. Drink specials. Fri-Sat Live bands. Sun Karaoke. 9pm. 276 E. 1st St., Pomona, 909.622.9070;

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www.characterspomona.com. CHERP’S COCKTAILS. Go here, if only to find out who or what Cherp is. Mon-Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-6pm. 8627 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.823.1234. CHULAS RESTAURANT & SPORTS BAR. Fri Karaoke. 9pm. Every 1st, 3rd & 5th Fri Funky Fridays. DJ/dancing. Top 40 hits. 401 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.391.1000; www.mtnchulas.com. CITIZENS BUSINESS BANK ARENA, Sun Cantares Corp Presenta Joan Sebastian; Ezequiel Pena. 7pm. 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario. 909.244.5500; www.cbbankarena. com CLOVER CLUB. Pool tables and all that usual bar stuff. Fri & Sat Karaoke. 8pm. 25570 Baseline St., San Bernardino, 909.884.8363. CORRAL BAR & GRILL. Dining, sports and all the UFC events your eyes can handle! Mon-Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-7pm. 12345 S. Mountain Ave. #2, Chino, 909.613.5995. COYOTE BEACH. Featuring some of the best BBQ around, plus don’t miss the pool tables and air hockey. Open Tues-Sat, 4pm. Fri-Sat DJ Dance night. Tues Taco Tuesdays, $1 tacos. Tues & Wed Free pool. Wed Karaoke. 8pm. 835 N. Main St., Corona, 951.371.2225. DBA256 GALLERY.WINE BAR. Ritzy and sophisticated, this comfy wine bar doubles as an art gallery with rotating monthly exhibits. Mon, Wed, Thurs & Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-6pm. Wine tasting daily. 6pm-9pm. 256 S. Main St., Pomona, 909.623.7600; www. dba256.com. DEMPSEY’S SPORTS BAR & GRILL. As the flier says, it’s a whole new ball game in Corona. Big screen TVs are showing all your favorite teams. (We love the Clippers!) Thurs Ladies Night. Live DJs. Tues Comedy Night. Wed-Fri Live bands. Happy hour, 4pm-7pm. 511 N. Main St. #105, Corona, 951.270.0152; www. dempseyssportsbar.com.

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DUKE’S BAR & GRILL. Great food, flat screens, sports, music, dancing and more. Not to mention the intense Karaoke contests. Happy hour every day, 4pm-6pm. Every Wed Karaoke. 9pm. 3221 Iowa Ave., Riverside, 951.248.1143. ELGIN & FAGAN. Sun-Wed Free pool. 3pm-2am. Mon Guys Night. $2.50 domestic bottles for guys. 6pm-2am. Wed Ladies Night. $2.50 wells for ladies. 6pm-2am. Happy hour: daily, 3pm-6pm. 336 W. Highland Ave., San Bernardino, 909.883.8171. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. The Empire knows what’s up! Cheap drinks, tasty finger foods, five TVs, free pool and free parking. Not to mention a pretty sweet sound system, dance floor and plenty of live music and DJs to go around! Happy hour: Mon-Sat 4pm-8pm. Halfoff all beers & mix drinks. Every Mon Swag Promotions. 8pm-10pm. Open Mic 10pm-2am. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+. EVENTS BAR & GRILL. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed, Sat & Sun Drink specials. Happy hour, 11am-7pm. 16560 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.352.2693. FINISH LINE BAR & GRILL. Let’s put the emphasis on sports with this sports bar and grill, featuring racingthemed memorabilia, fitting for its positioning somewhere between a horse racing track and a drag strip. Wagering, lotsa TVs and, of course, plenty of food and drink, too. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 5pm-7:30pm. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed Karaoke. 2201 N. White Ave., Gate 12, Pomona, 909.865.4154; www.fairplex.com/flsg. THE FLAMINGO. A staple of the Redlands bar scene—which, in the I.E., means that there are a few bars within walking distance of each other. The often-mistakenlycalled Pink Flamingo is your classic neighborhood bar that’s been open for years. Tues Karaoke. 10pm. 338 Orange St., Redlands, 909.792.9917. FOX BAR & GRILL. A hotspot in downtown Pomona right next to the historic Fox Theater, featuring 36 flat screen TVs, live entertainment and all sorts of good grub and daily specials. Happy Hour, Mon-Fri, 5pm-8pm; SatSun, 11am-8pm. 333 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3671. GALLI’S RESTAURANT & BAR. This nice little place keeps it lively every day of the week. Sun & Tues Karaoke. 7pm. 6620 Carnelian St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.941.1100; www. gallis.net. FRIAR TUCKS. Open for well over a decade, Tucks is all about supporting live music. From punk rock and reggae to drum & bass, the tunes are always bumpin’ in this Pomona landmark castle. Happy hour, 4pm7pm. 540 E. Foothill Blvd., Pomona, 909.625.7265; www.myspace.com/ friarsus. GRAZIANO’S SPORTS BAR. Sat Karaoke. 8pm. Mon-Fri Happy hour, 3pm-7pm. Wed Karaoke. 1615 Mountain Ave., Upland, 909.981.2924. THE GREEN FROG. Guess what? That’s right! Pool tables and a juke. Fri Live bands. Wed Comedy night. 27212

Baseline St., Highland, 909.864.6169. HANGAR 24 CRAFT BREWERY. Sick of not getting fresh beer? Well, folks, this is fresh beer, as in made right before your very own eyes. Pale Ale or an Orange Wheat, anyone? Tasting hours Mon-Fri, 11am-9pm. 1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, 909.389.1400; www.hangar24brewery.com HARD HATS. They have your favorite game or race on the large screen satellite TVs, NFL Sunday Ticket, pool, games and an exclusive smoking room. Last Wed of every month Lingerie Party. You can get your beer from a chick in a bikini or lacy under-things. (Not sure if you have to wear the lingerie yourself.) 1950 S. Four Wheel Dr., Norco, 951.734.0276; www.clubzone.com. HAROLD’S SALOON. Hey, they got some of them pool tables here—and some chilly-willy beer! What more do you need? Just a life-sized pig in the corner. 3834 Megginson Ln., Riverside; 951.359.5261. HI-BROW. Probably one of the coolest “dive” bars anywhere because it actually hasn’t been overrun with poser Joe Cools, instead catering to the up-and-coming generation of hapless barflies. Open 365 days a year—which means you really don’t have to sit through an entire Christmas dinner with your relatives. 547 E. Foothill Blvd., Pomona, 909.626.9340. Hideaway. Oh, yeah. Pool, juke and some sweet, sweet sounds of Ernie the Mailman singin’ the Everly Brothers. Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. Sun Free pool. 32392 Mission Trail, Lake Elsinore, 951.245.4919. HIP KITTY JAZZ & FONDUE. A swanky little joint with great bar and a beautiful stage featuring live jazz most nights. Open Tues-Sun, 6:30pm2am. 502 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com. THE HOOKUP. Neighborhoody gay bar with a juke, pool table and a restaurant in back. Thurs Pool tournament. 8pm. Sat-Sun Specials. 10am-2pm. Sun Beer Bust. 3pm-8pm. Wed Karaoke! 8pm. 1047 E. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.620.2844; www.hookup.net. JOE’S BAR & GRILL. “The fun flows from your head to your toes when you party at Joe’s.” I’m mad that I didn’t write that catchphrase myself. Thurs Family Karaoke Night. 7:30pm11:30pm. Fri Rockin’ Karaoke Night. 10pm-2am. Sat Live bands. 10pm. Sun Champagne Brunch. 10am-2pm. Tues Taco Night. Wed Spaghetti Night. 10909 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.637.3931. KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. This authentic Hawaiian restaurant is unlike any L&L Hawaiian Barbeque you’ve ever had. Not to mention their very own Mai Tai Lounge this features some neat drink specials. Mon Game Night. Tues Karaoke. 9pm. Wed Ladies Night feat. food and drink specials for the ladies. MonSat Happy hour. 2pm-7pm. Late Night Happy hour. 9pm-close. Sun Happy hour. 2pm-6pm. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas. com. KELLY’S SPORTS BAR & BILLIARDS. Yep, they’ve got the sports, the

pool table and some live music to rock the house, too. Have fun. MonThurs Happy hour. 10pm-1am. Fri-Sat Karaoke. 5402 Philadelphia Ave., Chino, 909.591.8770. KICKS SPORTS PUB. All the sports and all the pub you’ve ever wanted, in the heart of downtown Fontana. Thurs Kamikazes. $1.50 all night. FriSat Karaoke & drink specials. 9pm1:45am. Sun Pool Tournament. 4pm. Tues Ladies Night. Shots $1 off. $6 pitchers. Wed Tequila Wednesdays. Happy hour, 10am-12pm, 5pm7pm. 16788 Arrow Blvd., Fontana, 909.350.1160. KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, RIVERSIDE. Every Wed Geeks Who Drink Live Trivia. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. #532, Riverside, 951.682.2933; www.killarneys.com. KIM’S SPORTS BAR. Nearly a dozen beers on tap and over a hundred varieties of liquor for your drinkin’ pleasure. Plus, enough TVs to ensure no game goes missed. Happy hour daily, 3pm-7pm. Tues Karaoke. 9pm. Thurs Bike Night. 6pm. 2994 Rubidoux Blvd., Riverside, 951.686.2200. KNOCKERS SPORTS BAR. Don’tcha just love the name? Gotta have a little excitement with your drinks. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. 5363 Arrow Hwy., Montclair, 909.445.0301. LAKE ALICE TRADING CO. “The Lake” has been around forever, and offers a sports bar scene with something for everyone: pinball, plasma screen TVs and live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. Fri-Sat Live bands. Mon Monday Night Football. Tues Taco Tuesday, beer pong, free pool. Wed Live bands. 3616 University Ave., Riverside, 951.686.7343; www. lakealicetradingco.com. LIAM’S IRISH PUB The local Cheers of Colton! Come down for live music, karaoke, comedy and their 38 beers on tap - and you have to at least try the Leprechaun Nuts! Sun, Mon & Thurs. Karaoke. Tues Comedy Night with $1 tacos and $3 Corona. Wed. Free pool. Everyday. Happy hour. 11am-6:30pm. Fri & Sat Live Entertainment. 1087 S. Mt. Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900; www. liamsirishpub.com. LIMERICKS TAVERN. This neat place sports cool wooden décor and about 15 TVs! Try out some Irish Nachos and watch your favorite sport or well, watch multiple sports at the same time because you totally can. Happy Hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm. 99 cent Draft when you buy one at regular price. 1234 West Foothill Blvd., Upland, 909.920.5630. LIT. It’s Fantasy Springs newest bar and lounge (formerly known as the “Fantasy Lounge”). Fri-Sat Live bands. 9pm. 84245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 760.342.5000; www. fantasyspringsresort.com. THE LOUNGE. The drink specials here start at 6 a.m. Yeah, what are you doing at that time of the morning anyways? Downing a glass of milk with your toast or something? Happy hour daily, 4pm7pm. Sunday $2.50 Yager Shot. $4 Yager Bomb. Tues $1.75 Budlights. Every Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. 1125 W. 6th St., Corona, 951.808.9122; www.

theloungebarcorona.com. LOUNGE 33. Legendary martinis, right here! (The Brooklyn Filthy Martini is sort of like the Amy Winehouse of cocktails—it might be a mess, but definitely worth a try.) Sun Karaoke. Mon-Thurs Happy hour. 4pm-7pm. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr., Riverside, 951.784.4433; www.loungethirtythree. com. LULU’S HIDEOUT. Well, Little Lulu certainly has her ears full with karaoke seven nights a week! Yep, karaoke every day! Mon-Sat Happy hour. 4pm-7pm. 1958 W. Rialto Ave., San Bernardino, 909.884.3244. M15. Your one stop spot for one awesome mix of both cover and up and coming bands. Every Fri ’80s Night. $5 cover. $3 domestic drafts, $5 skinny girl margaritas, $3 gummy bear shots. Every Sun Sunday Night ComedI.E. $15. 1/2 off appetizers, $3 domestic drafts. 9022 Pulsar Ct. #H, Corona, 951.200.4465; www. m15concerts.com. MARIO’S PLACE. Northern Italian Cuisine, weekend music and specialty drinks? I’m in. Fri $4 Selected Craft Beers. 9pm. Sat Specialty Cocktail. Classic Rock and Funk music. $3 off each drink on list. 9pm. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace. com. MARQUIS COCKTAIL LOUNGE. The other happiest place on Earth, it’s the perfect hangout for a couple drinks and a fine dine. Booze ‘n’ meat…it’s what’s for dinner! FriSat DJs & live music. 9pm. 1036 W. Highland Ave., San Bernardino, 909.882.9342. THE MAVERICK. If you’re at a saloon, and it’s in Norco, chances are you’re in the right spot for some country and western music action. Sun-Thurs Karaoke 8pm-2am. Fri-Sat Live music 9pm-2am. Tues-Thurs $1 tacos. Happy hour Sun-Sat, 2pm-7pm. 3841 Old Hamner, Norco. 951.734.6640. www. mavericksaloonnorco.com. MCALAN’S PUB & GRILL. Great food with bands and Top 40 playing weekends. Thurs Live music. 9pm. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed $5 Steak Night. 5pm. 6321 Haven Ave., Alta Loma, 909.484.7847. MENACE MOTORCYCLE BAR & GRILL. We’re wondering what the dudes who ride their 1200cc Harleys to this place think of our sputtering 49cc mopeds. (They’re probably cool with ‘em.) Well-known for their BBQ along the Ortega Highway. Thurs Karaoke 7pm. Fri-Sun Live music. 8pm. 15573 Grand Ave., Lake Elsinore, 951.609.0555; www. menacesportsbarandgrill.com. THE MENAGERIE. We heard this petite, gay dance club isn’t for old geezers anymore, as it was back in the ‘80s. Drag nights and ‘80s nights are part of the weekly fare. Mon Karaoke. 8pm. Drink specials MonFri. 3581 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.8000; www.clubmenagerie. com. MIGUEL’S CALIFORNIA MEXICAN COCINA & CANTINA. This familyowned joint actually has three locations and their margaritas are stuff of straight legend. 1920 Frontage Rd., Corona, 951.520.8911;

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Oh, Daniel Tosh . . . you tickle me in ways that no other man would be able to. I only allow it because you’re smart, funny and classy—with a bit of sassy. Well, all of that may be a slight over exaggeration of your character, but you are damn funny! You’ve made millions of us laugh at countless online videos with your surprisingly successful show, Tosh.0. How did you manage to capture the most sought after demographic by advertisers (males 18-24 years old) and become the second most watched cable TV show in just 10 short episodes? I’m sure it’s your witty, slightly nerdy and unapologetic charm that won America over. The bits on the show are both hilarious and informative with a huge rubdown of humor. Some highlights that should be checked out (in case dear reader, you’ve, been living under a rock since 2009) are the “Video Breakdown,” “Is It Racist” and the “Viewer Video of the Week.” Those are all pretty self-explanatory, but the “Web Redemption” is where you, Mr. Tosh, truly shine. A random clip of some average person failing miserably is given the opportunity to get what many online videos don’t get; a second chance. There, they succeed in a re-created scenario set up by Tosh himself. Now it’s your turn to see this funny-man perform without a camera in his face where there’s no retakes; just hilarious stand-up. (Derek Obregon) IE Pechanga Resort and Casino, 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, (951) 639-1819; www. pechanga.com. 8pm. $70-$75.

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calendar www.miguelsrestaurant.com. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Offering live music seven nights a week, plus a world-class selection of cigars in a climate-controlled walk-in humidor, and a secluded smoking lounge. Of course, there’s a full bar with lunch and dinner menus, too. Thurs I Luv Dubstep, 1/2 price drinks from 10pm-1am. Tues $2 Tuesdays. $2 Well drinks. $2.50 Domestic drafts. Wed $7 PBR tall can and whiskey shot. Summertime happy hour every day, 11am-7pm, $3 domestics and wells, $4 imports, $5 top shelf liquor. “The Pre-Game,” every day, 8pm-10pm. $2 domestic bottles, $3 wells. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www. missiontobaccolounge.com. Morgan’s Tavern. Tues Free pool. Sun Drink specials. 4850 Tyler Ave., Riverside, 951.785.6775. MORONGO CASINO RESORT & SPA. You’ve already got a perfect gamblin’ spot in Cabazon, what more could you possibly want? Oh that’s right, the recent arrival of an amazing Mexican food restaurant called Tacos & Tequila. Drink up, pig out. $5 food and drink happy hour, 2pm-6pm & 9pmclose. every day. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www. morongocasinoresort.com. MU RESTAURANT. Every Sat Electro Nights. 309 W. State St., Redlands, 909.798.7747; www.mumartini.com. THE MUSIC ROOM. Thurs & Sun Free pool. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-10pm. 4360 N. Sierra Way, San Bernardino, 909.883.6513. THE OFFICE SALOON. Originally known as Flashbacks, this place has taken a complete 360 with more flat screens added to the mix, including one 150 inch big screen and the added DIRECTV content. Not to mention the newly added stage, dance floor and weekend live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm7pm. Drink specials. 123 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.884.3088. OASIS NIGHT CLUB. Every Fri-Sat $3 drink specials. Entrance free until 9pm. Every Sun Drag Idol, 18+. Every Wed $3 U-Call-Its all night, $4 premiums. 50% off food menu 10pm-

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1am. 1386 E. Foothill Blvd., Upland, 909.920.9590; www. oasisnightclubupland.com. O’HARA’S COCKTAIL LOUNGE. So, we know this totally sounds like an Irish pub, but guess what? It’s just a regular ol’ bar! What the hell’s the world coming to? Thurs Karaoke. Mon Free pool. Wed Free darts. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-7pm. 15788 Grand Ave., Lake Elsinore, 951.678.3512. O’LEARY’S IRISH PUB. The luck of the Irish is here, with pool tables, darts, shuffleboard and sports viewing. 142 S. Riverside Dr., Rialto, 909.875.3717. OMOKASE. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm; Sat, 8pm-close. 8220 Haven Ave. #102, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.941.4111; www.omokase.com. PAPPY & HARRIET’S. Mon Ted Quinn’s Open Mic Night. 7pm. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, 760.365.5956; www. pappyandharriets.com. PEPE’S MEXICAN & AMERICAN RESTAURANT. Pepe’s has got all the right ingredients for a good time: sizzling hot Mexican dishes, live music and plenty of food and drink specials. You can’t deny the place its dues; the restaurant has been “having fun since 1971!” Every Fri Karaoke. Every Tues Taco Tuesdays. Every Wed MargaRITa Wednesdays. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; pepescanyonlake.com. PEPITO’S. Nothing says authentic Mexican food like a big screen TV and a pool table. But you can actually learn something here— each booth has two pictures that tell a story of Mexican life and history. Happy hour, Mon-Fri, 4pm7pm. 6539 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.788.2652. PLAYERS BAR & GRILL. Players plays host to some of the best pool players in the nation before they head off to Vegas for the Nationals. If you think you’ve got game, show up for one of the tournaments. Free pool every day until 7pm. Fri-Sun Karaoke. 9pm. Mon-Fri Drink specials. 5pm-7pm. 11001 Central Ave., Ontario, 909.628.8495. RA SUSHI. Check out this great sushi stop, full with unique rolls to satisfying any sushi fan. Happy hour Mon-Sat, 3pm-7pm; Sun, 8pm-12pm. 2785 Cabot Dr., Corona, 951.277.7491; www. rasushi.com. 13925 City Center Dr., Chino Hills, 909.902.0044; www. rasushi.com. RACKS BILLIARDS AND BOURBON. Plenty of bands have been known to play at Racks. Additionally they have live DJs, beer pong, keno, six pool tables, dart boards, a dance floor, smoking room and all new food menu! Pluas, they show every NFL game of five big screens and 20 TVs. 1650 E. Sixth St., Corona, 951.371.9738; facebook.com/ racksbilliardsandbourbon. RED FOX BAR. If you’re looking for a place to have a few drinks and hang out then this joint is perfect. With

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Thurs College Night, Drink Specials. Sun Free Pool. 10am-6pm. $3 Wells. $2.50 domestic beer. Tues Ladies Night, drink specials. Wed Free Pool. 10pa-6pm. Mon-Fri Drink Specials. 3142 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.882.9337; www.facebook.com/redfoxsb. REVOLUTION RESTAURANT & NIGHT LIFE. Restaurant’s open weekdays, 11am-7pm. Thurs $2 drafts, $5 teas, $4 Captains. Fri Buy two drinks and a meal, get second meal free. Mon $2 Dos Equis, $2 Bud Light, $4 Micheladas. Tues 50 cent tacos, $3 Mexican beers, $4 margaritas. Wed 25 cent wings, $3 bottled beers. Happy Hour: 11am-7pm. 1327 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, 909.335.9700. THE RIVER LOUNGE. Sat Live music. Drink specials all night. $2 shots, $4 wells. 9608 Mission Blvd., Riverside, 951.685.5383. ROB KELLY’S AFTER FIVE COCKTAIL LOUNGE. Kelly’s got the pool, darts and juke to keep you satisfied. Thurs & Tues Karaoke. Wed Ladies night. 133 N. Harvard St., Hemet, 951.652.5300. ROSCOE’S FAMOUS DELI. Every Tues Team Trivia. 8pm. Every Thurs Jukebox Thursday. 9pm. 14700 Pipeline Ave., Chino Hills, 909.597.3304; www. roscoesfamousdeli.com. ROYAL FALCONER BRITISH PUB. There’s the atmosphere: dark décor, long and stately bar and British memorabilia. There’s the food: Scottish eggs, bangers and mash, steak and kidney pie. And then there’s the beer: 20 different beers on tap and another 30 varieties in bottles. Bloody marvelous! Thurs Karaoke. 8pm. Tues LGBT Community & Supporters Night. 9pm. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-6pm. 106 Orange St., Redlands, 909.307.8913; www. royalfalconer.com. RUMORS. A beer and wine bar that proves you can still butcher Elvis songs without shooting tequila first. Fri-Sat Karaoke. 8:30pm. 1125 Calimesa Blvd., Calimesa, 909.795.4808. SADDLE SORE SALOON. Hey cowboy, this place’s one of Norco’s finest drink and dance spots. Happy hour daily, 3pm-6pm. 343 6th St., Norco, 951.272.8283; www.myspace.com/ saddlesoresaloon. SCREAMING CHICKEN SALOON. You better be a biker, or at least like them, when you check out this joint. We already give it our “coolest name ever” award. 18169 Cajon Blvd., San Bernardino, 909.880.0056. SHAMROCKS GRILLE & PUB. Feelin’ lucky? Try your Irish on for size over here. Tues, Fri & Sat Live entertainment. Mon Karaoke. Tues Taco Tuesday. Wed Luck of the Irish Drink Specials. 4020-B Chino Hills Pkwy., Chino Hills, 909.597.8333; www.myspace.com/shamrocksbar. SIMPLICITEA. Your quaint little tea shop with every bit of relaxing herb drinks you can imagine. Every Sat 2-4-1 Student Night. 6pm-8pm. Excludes Merchandise. 7890 Haven Ave., Suite 11, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.917.8600; www.facebook.com/ simplicitea. SKYFOX LOUNGE. You don’t have to drive to Hollywood to get that modern day club vibe, which

is exactly the atmosphere that Sky Fox boasts. A short drive to Pomona and you’re living it up with professional DJs and an awesome club experience. Every Thurs Rock it! Awesome 80s, Indie, and Electro music. Every Fri Access Fridays with Hip-hop, Mash-ups, Electro. Every Sat Skyfox Saturdays feat. Top 40, Hip-hop, House. Dress Code strictly enforced. 345 Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3674; www.skyfoxpomona. com. THE SPORTSMAN BAR. It’s one of our favorite stops when we’re rollin’ down Temescal Canyon. Knock back a cold one in style! Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm. Smoking patio available. 21779 Temescal Cyn., Corona, 951.277.9786; www. facebook.com/pages/TheSportsman-Bar/115557245137996. SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Any bar with the words “sports” and “watch” in its name is bound to be the go-to place for the communal viewing of American athletics. Paired with weekly deals of pizza and delicious chicken wings, you’ve got everything you need to make each day feel like Super Bowl Sunday. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 3PM-6PM. Mon-Thurs, 10PMclose. Thurs $3.75 Pint Night, 3PM8PM. Three for $5 street tacos. Fri Live music. 9PM. Sat .65 cent wings, 11AM-5PM. Sun Recovery Sundays $4 Bloody Marys, champagne cocktails and michiladas. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com. SUSHI KAWA. Innovative and refreshing rolls are something you tastebuds can’t help but crave. Add a few flat screens to the mix for entertainment value and you’ve got the best sushi bar ever. “Lady Bartenders” are certainly a plus, too. Happy hour: Everyday, 3pm-7pm. Sat Drink specials. $4 Well Drinks, $3 House Wine, $9.95 60oz Beer Pitcher. 469 Magnolia Ave., Ste. 101, Corona, 951.280.0398. TORO SUSHI BAR. Every 2nd Wed Way Back Wednesdays. Hosted by Money B. No cover. 9pm. 1520 N. Mountain Ave., Ontario, 909.983.8676; www. waybackwednesdays.net. VIP CLUB. This gay hot spot is not your grandma’s bar/nightclub. Open 3pm2am. Call for cover. 18+. Thurs, Sun & Tues Karaoke. 9pm-1am. 3673 Merrill Ave., Riverside, 951.784.2370; www. vip-nightclub.com. VIVE TEQUILA LOUNGE AND NIGHTCLUB. If you seek a lounge for Mature guests then this might be what you’ve been searchin’ for. The ultimate meet spot for ladies 21 and older (and men 25 and older according to their site) is the perfect place to grab a uniquely mixed drink and meet someone new. There’s plenty of room for dancing and high ceilings that will make you feel like you’re partying it up somewhere in New York. Thurs-Sun Night Club Dancing. 184 W. Third St. Pomona, 909.622.2020; www.vivelounge.com. WATER WHEEL SALOON. Sun Happy hour all day. Mon Spin the Wheel, $1 Pizza Night and free pool. Tues $1 Taco Tuesday. Karaoke, 6:30pm. Wed $3 domestic beer and wells. Karaoke, 6:30pm. Happy hour: Mon-

Fri, 2pm-6pm. 980 6th St., Norco, (951) 898-4630; www.waterwheelnorco. com. THE WOODEN NICKEL. Great jukebox here. Mon Free pool all night. Tues $2.75 tall cans and 75 cent tacos. Sun-Mon $2 Wieners. 842 Kendall Dr., San Bernardino, 909.883.4317. WOODY’S BAR & GRILL. Happy Hour Sun-Sat, 5pm-7pm. Fri & Sat Karaoke. 8pm-1am. 1528 W. Holt, Ontario. 909.984.2127. WORTHINGTON’S TAVERN. DJs spin here every night, there’s a full bar with lots of drink specials and a kitchen that stays open late servin’ up some specialty pizzas. Check out some of the live bands and burlesque shows, too. 3587 University Ave., Riverside, 951.779.9169; www. facebook.com/worthingtonstavern. ZIGGI’S BAR. We used to love that Ziggy guy. No, not David Bowie, nor that baldheaded cartoon guy. This place loves to tout its “great neighborhood bar” experience. See it for yourself. Thurs & Sat Pool tournaments. 8471 Cherry Ave., Fontana, 909.829.9904.

dance & djs 135 EAST. Every Fri Vertigo Fridays. Ladies get in free before 11pm. Every Sat DJ LSDanni; DJ Slim. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com. 340 RESTAURANT & NIGHTCLUB. Every Fri-Sat Go-Go Dancers. Every Sun Open drag contest hosted by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Star Raven, 9:30pm. TIGERHEAT presents LOUD! 340 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.865.9340; www.340nightclub.com. ACE HOTEL. Every Fri DJ Sodality; Wildcat. 10pm. Every Sat DJ Odysey. 10pm. 701 E Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9900; www.acehotel. com/palmsprings. ALIBI EAST. Every Thurs Club 3-4-5. $6 cover, free before 9pm. Every Fri Slammed and Sexy Fridays. 9pm. Every Sat Sinful Saturdays. 9pm. 225 S. San Antonio Ave., Pomona, 909.623.9422; www.alibieast.com. AGUA CALIENTE CASINO. Every Fri-Sat DJ Dynamic Dave. 9pm. 32250 Bob Hope Dr., Rancho Mirage, 888.999.1995; www.hotwatercasino. com. ALOFT ONTARIO-RANCHO CUCAMONGA. Every Fri DJ Severe. 8pm. Every Mon-Wed Twilight. 5pm7pm. Every Wed Uncorked and Unplugged.7pm. 10480 4th St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.484.2018; www.aloftontario-rc.com. CANTON BISTRO. Every Fri Friday Night Heat. Top 40/remixes. Sat Social Saturdays. 21+. Electro/’80s/ club mix. 10pm-2am. 9980 Alabama St., Redlands, 909.335.6688; www. myspace.com/cantonbistro; www. cantonbistro.com. CHAPARRAL LIVE ROOM. Every Wed Strike Lounge DJ Mic Pro; guest DJs. 10pm. 400 W. Bonita Ave., San Dimas, 909.592.2772; www. chaparralliveroom.com. CHARACTERS. Every Thurs Vinyl Thursdays feat. AWOL-One; Roach; Gonzo. 9pm. 276 E. 1st St., Pomona, 909.622.9070; www. characterspomona.com. CITRUS CITY GRILLE. Every Sat Pulse

Lounge feat. DJ ER. Top 40. Drink specials. 10pm. 2765 Lakeshore Dr., Corona, 951.277.2888; www. citruscitygrille.com. CORNER POCKET. Every Thurs Kaos Thursdays. Electronic. House. Top 40. 9pm. 40575 California Oaks Rd. #D1, Murrieta, 951.677.7155; www.myspace.com/ cornerpocketmurrieta. COYOTE LOUNGE. Every Thurs Hip Hop Live. $10 before 10pm. $15 afterwards. 21+. Pomona Valley Mining Co., 1777 Gillette Rd., Pomona, 909.623.3515; www. facebook.com/Lounge.Coyote. DBA256 GALLERY WINE BAR. Every Sat DJ’s JB, Mike Styles, Gabe Real, Stryk One. 9pm. Every Mon, Tues, Wed and Fri Happy hour. 4pm-6pm. Every Tues Open Mic Night. 256 S. Main St., Pomona, 909.623.7600; www. dba256.com. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every 1st Fri ’80s Discoteque feat. DJ Eser; Rock en Espanol, New Wave & KROQ FlashBacks feat. DJ Eser & DJ Lonz. Every Mon DJ Lonz mixing hip hop, house, techno and top ’40s. Every Wed Wet Wednesday feat. DJ Lonz. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+. FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO. Every Fri and Sat Live Dance Bands. 9pm. 84-245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 900.827.2946; www. fantasyspringsresort.com. FOX BAR & GRILL. Thurs-Sat Live DJs. 333 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3671. GOODFELLAS. Happy hour: 4pm-7pm. Every Wed-Sat Club Image with DJ CrazyGabe, DJ Jon Jon and DJ Effects. Every Sun Club Decades SIN Sundays. Drink specials. Music videos. DJ Johnny Holmez. 8034 Haven Ave., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.987.3005; www.myspace.com/goodfellasclub. IMAGINE THAT. Every Sat Celebrity Saturdays. Live R&B and jazz bands and DJs with old-school R&B. 8pm. $10 before 10pm. 965 Foothill Blvd., Upland, 951.833.6606, 909.264.1752. J. DEE’S LANDING. Every Thurs DJs. 340 N. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.320.1758. KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. Every Fri -Sat Classic Rock and R&B from the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s. 9pmclose. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas.com. KICKS SPORTS PUB. Every Fri-Sat DJ. 9pm-1:45am. 16788 Arrow Blvd., Fontana, 909.350.1160. KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, TEMECULA. Every Tues DJ Twy; DJ Krim. 10pm. Every Fri DJ Krim. 10pm. Sat DJ Omry. 10pm. 32475 Highway 79 South G101, Temecula, 951.302.8338; www.killarneys.com. KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, RIVERSIDE. Every Tues College Night. DJ Twy and DJ Krim. Every Fri DJ Krim. 10pm. Every Sat Guest DJ. 10pm. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. Ste 532, Riverside, 951.682.2933; www.killarneys.com. MARGARITA BEACH. Every Tues Tilt Tuesdays. Every Thurs College Night. 50 cent drafts 8pm-10pm. $2 U-CallIt shots all night. Every Fri $1 Drink Fridays. Every Sat 99.1 Saturdays. 1987 S. Diners Ct., San Bernardino,

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Of all the legendary punk bands to be seen in your lifetime, one that should top your list is Pennywise. With an impressive 25 years under its belt, the band knows a thing or two about keeping fans satisfied. It unleashes a fury of melodic, classic high-energy punk rock that brings people together. Coming together is exactly what the band had to do in 1997, when “Bro Hymn (Tribute)” was re-recorded and re-released on the Full Circle album (originally from the debut album, Pennywise). It was dedicated to bassist Jason Thirsk, who left the band to fight his alcoholism, but sadly committed suicide while trying to beat his addiction. Although that song wasn’t a hit on the charts, it has sure been a hit amongst fans. It’s the official song for numerous soccer teams in Europe, been through the NFL, Lacrosse, UFC and it’s played after each home goal of the NHL’s Anaheim Ducks. Other trouble came for the band after lead singer Jim Lindberg left in 2009 to record the documentary, The Other F Word (based on his book, Punk Rock Dad: No Rules, Just Real Life). He was replaced by Zoli Teglas of the band Ignite, but after a strange turn of events, Lindberg came back at the beginning of this year with a renewed sense of passion, because the band is working on a commemorative box set. All of the kick-ass energy from 25 years of music will be channeled to make this a show you won’t want to miss. (Derek Obregon) IE The Glass House, 200 W. Second St., Pomona, (909) 865-3802; www.theglasshouse.us. 7pm. $25.

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calendar 909.890.9993; www.facebook.com/ MargaritaBeach. MARIO’S PLACE. Every Thurs-Sat V26. DJs spin ‘80s and ‘90s alternative and classic rock. 9pm. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www. mariosplace.com. MEDITERRANEAN PALACE. Every Fri-Sat The Palace feat. DJ Assault. 9pm-2am. 1223 University Ave. #130, 951.781.8900, 951.525.2561; www. mpgrillandcafe.com. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Every Mon Liquid Lounge with DJ Salazam, trip hop/downtempo. 9pm. Every Tues Tall Can Tuesdays with Wido & Bane.and ADSR events. $5 tall cans, $3 well drinks. 9pm. Every Thurs F.A.T. Thursdays with DJ Nasty Nativ TOP 40/hip-hop. $3 well drinks and domestics, $4 calls and imports, $5 long islands and AMFs. 9pm. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www. missiontobaccolounge.com. OKAWA SUSHI LOUNGE. Every Fri DJs spin hip-hop, R&B, old school. Drink specials & sushi served all night. 9:30pm. 8158 Day Creek Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.646.7658. PECHANGA RESORT & CASINO. Every Fri DJ Rico. 9pm. $20. 21+. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.770.7455; www.silkatpechanga. com. PEPE’S MEXICAN & AMERICAN RESTAURANT. Every Fri Live DJs. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; pepescanyonlake. com. PEPITO’S. Every Fri Club Jam Generator. Mod/soul/Brit-pop. Free before 10:30pm, $5 after. Every Sat Club Skandal. 18+. 6539 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.788.2652; www. myspace.com/pepitoscantina. RED FOX BAR. Every Thurs College Night with DJ Frog. 9pm. Every FriSat DJ Vasco. 9pm. Every Tues Ladies Night. 3142 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.882. 9337; www.facebook.com/ redfoxsb. REVOLUTION RESTAURANT & NIGHT LIFE. Every Fri Club EVO. Hip-hop, R&B, techno, mash-ups, Top 40. Every Sat Team Fresh. Hip-hop/R&B. 1327 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, 909.335.9700; www.revolutionnight. com. RIVERSIDE PLAZA. Every Fri DJ Jon Smooth; Guest DJs. 7pm. 3545 Central Ave., Riverside, 951.683.1066; www. shopriversideplaza.com. ROSCOE’S FAMOUS DELI. Every Thurs DJ K. Ush. 10pm. 14700 Pipeline Ave., Chino Hills, 909.597.3304; www. roscoesfamousdeli.com. ROYAL FALCONER BRITISH PUB. Every Thurs Rollicking Good Fun. DJs. $2 drafts, $2 shots, $3 wells. 9pm. Every Sat Back to the ‘80s Night. ‘80s music. 106 Orange St., Redlands, 909.307.8913; www.royalfalconer. com. SAN MANUEL INDIAN BINGO AND CASINO. Every Thurs DJ Orbitz at the Pines. 10pm. Every Fri DJ Victor at the Pines. 10pm. Every Sat DJ Hi-tone at the Pines, Top 40. 10pm. 777 San

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Manuel Blvd., Highland, 800.359.2464; www.sanmanuel.com. Shows: 21+. SKYFOX LOUNGE. Every Thurs Rock it! Awesome 80s, Indie, and Electro music. Every Fri Access Fridays with Hip-hop, Mash-ups, Electro. Every Sat Skyfox Saturdays feat. Top 40, Hip-hop, House. Dress Code strictly enforced. 21+. 345 Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3674; www. skyfoxpomona.com. STINGERS NIGHTCLUB. Every Friday Xotik Fridays brings you the Top 40, Hip-Hop and Mash ups. 8pm. 194 W. Club Center Dr., San Bernardino, 909.475.7979. SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Every Sat Videopolis DJ’s Music and Videos. 9PM. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com. SPOTLIGHT 29 CASINO. Every Thurs Throwback Thursday Dance Party where DJ Pee Wee spins favorites of all genres. 26-200 Harrison Pl., Coachella, 760.775.5566; www. spotlight29.com. TAP DADDY’S. Every Fri-Sat DJs. 2505 S. San Jacinto Ave., San Jacinto, 951.652.5686; www.myspace.com/ tapdaddysbar. TORO SUSHI. Every Sat DJ Primal. 9pm. 1520 N. Mountain Ave., Ontario, 909.983.8676; www. waybackwednesdays.net. TREVI ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. Every Thurs Club Illusion & The Playground. Hip-hop/funk/house/old school. Every Fri College Night Fridays. DJs. 32250 Mission Trl., Lake Elsinore, 951.674.6080; www.myspace.com/ trevinightlife. THE VAULT MARTINI BAR. Every Thurs DJ Darcie. Every Fri DJ Jose V. 20 E. Vine St., Redlands, 909.798.2399. THE VIBE. Every Thurs Club Skittles. Hip-hop. Every Sat Club 7. Every Sun Sin Sunday. Every Tues $2 Totally ‘80s Tuesdays. $2 drink specials. 8pm. Every Wed Logikal Wednesdays. 1805 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.0310; www.myspace.com/ thevibebarandgrill. VIP CLUB. Every Wed Dancing with DJ Darcie. 8pm. Thurs-Fri DJ Julie. 9pm. Sat DJ Darcie. 7:45pm. 21+. (Ages 18-20) $5 with free non-alcoholic drink ticket.) 9pm. 3673 Merrill Ave., Riverside, 951.784.2370; www.vipnightclub.com.

theatre A CHRISTMAS CAROL. This classic tale will surely get you in the Holiday spirit—with Christmas cheer and presents for all. Shows: Nov. 22, 23, 24, 29, 30. Dec. 6, 7, 8, 13, 14. Theatre 29, 73637 Sullivan Rd., Twentynine Palms, 760.361.4151; www.theatre29. org. DARLING YOU SLAY ME. The Gourmet Detective is a comical, musical, murder mystery dinner show theater. Come laugh, witness a crime and help solve the mystery. Your waiters, cocktail servers, and even the piano player will be suspect. Every Fri & Sat. The Avila Terrace Theatre, 3663 Main

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St., Riverside, www.avilaterrace.com. THE DINNER DETECTIVE. If you’ve always felt like you’d make a great Sherlock Homes, then head over to The Dinner Detective. You can help solve a funny murder case while enjoying a four-course plated dinner. Eat with caution, because anyone at your table could be the killer! Every Sat. The Doubletree by Hilton, 222 N. Vineyard Ave., Ontario, 909.937.0900. www.thedinnerdetective.com/sites/ ontario. THE FOX. This novella features a man named D.H. Lawrence, who is The Fox, as he wrestles with the question of whether or not men and women can be equals as well as lovers. Opens Thurs, Nov. 21. Annenburg Theater, 101 Museum Dr., Palm Srpings, 760.325.4490. INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE AND BILLY THE KID AND LEE HARVEY OSWALD PRAISE CITIZENSHIP IN AMERICAN DREAMTIME. These two one act plays honor 50 years since JFK’s assassination, each play delves into the inner workings behind this tragedy. Sat, Nov. 23. Culver Center, UCR ARTSBlock, 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.827.4787; artsblock.ucr. edu. INTIMATE APPAREL. An African American seamstress may soon find the love that she dreams of. Shows: Nov. 21, 22, 23, 24, 29, 30. Dec. 1. Riverside Community Players, 4026 14th St., Riverside, 951.686.4030 www. riversidecommunityplayers.com. THE MARRIAGE OF BETTE AND BOO. This award winning satirical play is a dark family comedy that will surely have you laughing. Written by Christopher Durang, this play will give you a look into a dysfunctional family, complete with the alcoholic father, optimistic mother and tortured son. Shows: Nov. 23, 24. La Verne’s Dailey Theatre, 1950 3rd St., La Verne, 760.580.0696. THE ROVER. Within the social-sexual boundaries of the libertine realm, this comedy explores the dangerous game of the chase. Shows: Nov. 21 ,22, 23. University of California Riverside, ARTS Building Studio Theatre, 900 University Ave., Riverside, 951.827.4331; www.theatre.ucr.edu. SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS. This once popular MGM movie has been brought to life as a play, as a bride’s attempt to marry off her six brother-in-laws goes completely wrong. This funny and wild romance story is filled with enough twist and turns to keep you wildly engaged. Shows: Nov. 21, 22, 23, 24. Candlelight Pavilion, 455 W. Foothill Blvd., Claremont, 909.626.1254; www. candlelightpavilion.com.

performing arts THE AUREAU VISTA GRAND BALLROOM. Sat Groove Night. 6pm-7pm. 3840 Lemon St., Riverside, 800.870.6069. BRANDIN’ IRON. Every Thurs-Sun Dance Lessons. 7:30pm. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www. brandinironsaloon.com. CAFÉ SEVILLA. Every Fri The Art of Flamenco Dinner Show. 6:30pm. Every Sat Gypsy Fusion Dinner Show. 7:30pm.

3252 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.778.0611; www.cafesevilla.com. THE COLONY AT LOFT 204. Every Tues Beginning Belly Dance. 7pm-8pm. $10. Every Wed Intermediate Belly Dance. 7pm-8pm. $10. 532 W. First St., #204, Claremont Packing House, www. loft204.com. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every Thurs Salsa and Cumbia Night. 9pm-2am. Every Sun Soul Line Dancing. 5pm-7pm. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+. MAVERICK SALOON. Every Fri Western Dance Lessons with LeeAnne. 6:45pm. 3841 Old Hamner, Norco, 951.734.6640; www. mavericksaloonnorco.com. MCCALLUM THEATRE. Sat – Sat, Nov. 16. International Dance Festival. 73000 Fred Waring Dr., Palm Desert, 760.340.2787; www. mccallumtheatre.com. MORONGO CASINO RESORT & SPA. Every Thurs-Sat CopyKatz Celebrity Revue. 8pm. Every Sun CopyKatz Celebrity Revue. 2pm. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www. morongocasinoresort.com. TEQUIHUA FOUNDATION. Every Thurs The Telling by Koyote the Blind. 7:30pm. 3485 University Ave., Riverside, 951.686.3471; www. tequihuafoundation.org. TOM’S FARMS. Every Sat-Sun Anthony the Magic. 12pm & 2pm. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., Corona, 951.277.4422; www.tomsfarms.com. WATER WHEEL SALOON. Every Thurs Line Dancing Lessons. 7pm. 980 6th St., Norco, (951) 898-4630; www. waterwheelnorco.com.

comedy FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB. Thurs, Nov. 21-Sun Annie Lederman Thurs, 8pm. Fri, 8pm &10pm. Sat, 7pm & 9:30pm. Sun, 7pm. Every Sat Comedy Traffic School. 8:30am. Sun Silly Sundays Open Mic. 9pm. Wed First Timer Funnies Pro/Am w/Piper & Tupper. 8pm. Jen Murphy. 10pm. 532 W 1st St., Unit 218, Claremont, 818.845.9721; www.flapperscomedy.com. LIAM’S IRISH PUB. Every Tues Comedy Show hosted by Rick Rome & Just Mikey. 9:30pm. 1087 S. Mount Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900; www. myspace.com/liamscomedynight. THE MENAGERIE. Every 1st & 3rd Sun The New Legends of Comedy. 8pm. 3581 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.8000; www.myspace.com/ club_menagerie. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Every Sun Everybody Laffs Comedy Night. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www. missiontobaccolounge.com. ONTARIO IMPROV. Thurs, Nov. 14Sun Jeff Garcia. Thurs, 8pm. Fri, 8pm & 10:15pm. Sat, 7pm & 9:15pm. Sun, 7pm . Tues Jerry Garcia. 8pm. Wed DJ Cooch Presents “Birthday Bash.” 8pm & 10:15pm. 4555 Mills Cir., Ontario, 909.484.5411; ontario. improv.com. PECHANGA RESORT AND CASINO. Sat Filipino Night. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.693.1819; www. pechanga.com/comedyclub. ROMANO’S. Every Thurs Free

comedy. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Riverside, 951.781.7662; www. theconcertlounge.com.

sports ONTARIO FURY SOCCER GAME. Sun, Nov. 24 Get ready to kick off the season with this pre season exhibition as Ontario Fury takes on the losing team. Citizen’s Business Bank Arena, 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario, 909.244.5500; www. cbbankarena.com. ONTARIO REIGN. Fri, Nov. 22, Sat, Nov. 23 & Wed, Nov. 27. Hockey is fun for a number of reasons—the competitiveness, the aggression and the athleticism are all great reasons to catch local team Ontario Reign as they clobber Bakersfield and Stockton. Citizen’s Business Bank Arena, 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario, 909.244.5500; www. cbbankarena.com. SOLO II. Sat Nov. 23-24. These driving skill contests will not only emphasize the car’s handling characteristics, but those behind the driver as well. Auto Club Speedway, 9300 Cherry Ave., Fontana, 909.429.5000; www. autoclubspeedway.com.

poetry & Readings BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Fourth Thurs Floasis. 8pm-11pm. $3. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Wed Children’s story time. 11am. 5183 Montclair Plaza Ln., Montclair, 909.399.1966. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Children’s preschool story time. 11am. 11090 E. Foothill Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.980.5586. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Children’s story time. 7pm. 2470 Tuscany St. #101, Corona, 951.735.0038. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Book Group. 7pm. Every Mon Children’s preschool story time. 10am. 3485 Tyler St., Riverside, 951.358.0899. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Sat Saturday Storytime. 11am. Every Tues Pre-school story time. 10am. 27460 Lugonia Ave., Redlands, 909.793.4322. BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Mon R.U.P.O. poetry in the basement. 9pm. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www.back2thegrind. com. CLAREMONT FORUM. Mon-Fri Package and prepare books for prisoners in the Prison Library Project. 10am-5pm. Every 2nd Tues Inland Valley Storytellers. Bring an 8-10 minute story to share or just listen. This gathering is for beginners and experienced storytellers alike. 7:30pm. Free (donations accepted). Every Mon Writer’s Workshop. Writing critiques. 6:30pm. 586 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.626.3066; www.claremontforum.org or www. inlandstorytellers.org. CLAREMONT PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Fri & Sat Preschool storytime. 11:30am. Every Wed Toddler story time. 10am. 208 N. Harvard Ave., Claremont, 909.621.4902; www.colapublib.org/ libs/claremont. HOWARD M. ROWE BRANCH LIBRARY.

Every Thurs Storytime. 10:30am. 108 E. Marshall Blvd., San Bernardino, 909.883.3411. LIONLIKE MINDSTATE MOSAIC. Every 1st & 3rd Wed Open Mic. 9pm. $4. 5540 Schaefer Ave., Chino; www. lionlikemindstate.com. PLUM HOUSE COFFEE CLUB. Every Wed, Fri & Sat Art Walk & Open Mic. 7pm-11pm. 3882 12th St., Riverside, 951.784.1369; www.myspace.com/ theplumhouse. RIVERSIDE PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Mon Story time. 10:30am. Every Tues Toddler’s story time. 11:15am. Preschool story time. 10:30am. Every Wed Family story time. 10:30am. Story times, tales and tunes. 3:30pm. 3581 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.826.5201; www.rivlib.net. SAN BERNARDINO PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Tues & Thurs Pre-school story time. 10:30am. Feldheym Central Library, 555 W. 6th St., San Bernardino, 909.381.8201; www.sbpl. org.

galleries & museums ARTISTS ON “A” STREET. No, it’s not artists on just a street, but a group of terrific visual talents displaying their wonderful creations for all to see in gorgeous downtown Upland. Sponsored by Cooper Regional History Museum, Cigar Exchange/Pacific Wine Merchants. Every last Sat, 11am-4pm. 2nd Ave. & A St., Upland. Info: 909.946.6782, 909.985.8685. ART WORKS GALLERY. This gallery is the go-to spot for expanding your artistic horizons. Every week classes are offered, varying from watercolor, wire sculptures, fused glass frames and many more outlets of artistry. Classes occur weekly. 3741 6th St., Riverside, 951.683.1279; www. jtpfriends.org/blog/art-works-gallery. BACK TO THE GRIND. T.A.P. Into the Artist. Once a month, Back to the Grind gives tattoo artists a place to show off all sorts of art, whether it’s art-on-skin, sculptures or paintings. Sure there are plenty of galleries but these artists banded together to create a space where they can present their personal artistic endeavors. Every First Thurs. 6pm1am. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www.back2thegrind. com. CABOT’S PUEBLO MUSEUM. Come and learn about the story of Cabot Yerxa and his massive hand-built pueblo (on which he spent nearly a quarter-century building) at this museum, which is also home to a 43foot tall Indian monument, carved out of a Sequoia Redwood that’s over 700 years old, better known as “Waokiye.” (It’s just one of 60 such sculptures in a series.) Open TuesSun, 9am-1pm. 616 E. Desert View Ave., Desert Hot Springs, 760.329.7610; www.cabotsmuseum.org. THE CENTER FOR WATER EDUCATION. A world-class museum and learning institution which depicts the past, present and future story of water, from its importance in SoCal, to its impact worldwide. 2325 Searl Pkwy., Hemet, 951.791.0990. CHAFFEY COMMUNITY MUSEUM OF ART. Color-Go-Round. Featuring

water media work of Jan Wright, that come from the idea that color makes the world go round. Thru Dec. 22. Mythmakers The unique visions of Tammy Greenwood and John Greco come together in an extraordinary way. Thru Dec. 29. Ladies of the Museum. The feminine touch holds an important role in art of all kind, and that’s why the museum is celebrating all things woman by displaying various works from the female perspective. Thru Jan. 14. 217 S. Lemon Ave., Ontario, 909.463.3733; www.ccaamuseum.org. CORONA ART ASSOCIATION. Every two months you can check out this art scene. See what the locals are up to! Thru Aug. 522 Corona Mall, Corona, 951.735.3226; www. coronaartassociation.org. CULVER CENTER AT UCR ARTSBLOCK, Ultraviolet: Light Installation. Presented in conjunction with the Festival of Lights in City of Riverside, this exhibit by Hiromi Takizawa observes the role of light in architectural and environmental spaces. Opens Tues, Nov. 26. Thru Jan. 4, 2014. 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.827.4787; artsblock.ucr.edu. FERGUSON FINE ARTS AND DESIGN. A plethora of pictures, paintings and posters specializing in pin-up pieces. Be sure to check out the 2nd Sat Art Walk, 3pm-10pm. 181 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.620.7488; www. ffadgallery.com. GALLERY SOHO. Far Horizon. Local artists bring together multimedia of art that fits within the category of “Far Horizon.” Come see the different

interpretations of this broad topic. Thru Dec. 6. 300 A So. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.469.1599; www.pvaa. net. LATINO ART MUSEUM. Latinos Do It Better? Various works including some exquisite paintings by various artists will have you wondering if Latinos really do it better. Thru Nov. 27. 281 S. Thomas St. #105, Pomona, 909.620.6009; www.lamoa.net. MT. SAN JACINTO COLLEGE ART GALLERY. Sense and Sensibility II. Mixed media will be presented by various artists. Thru Dec. 12. Dorland Mountain Artist Colony Associate Artists Exhibition. Each artist in this series presents a series of works, as well as a statement a bout their connection with Dorland Mountain, the arts community and their work. Thru Dec. 13. 1499 N. State St., San Jacinto, 951.487.3585; www.msjc. edu. MUSEUM OF HISTORY AND ART, ONTARIO. Guasti Mural Exhibition. Four murals, originally taken from the Guasti mansion can now be found in the museum’s Carlson Gallery. Here you can learn all about the history of Guasti and Norman Kennedy. Ongoing. Road Ways. Road signs haven’t really changed much; red signs mean stop and yellow means yield. But the open road holds many memories for all sorts of roadies. Here you can appreciate the signs that transport you to a different decade, and with it take a “trip” through local highway signs and beyond. Ongoing. 225 S. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.3198; www.ci.ontario.ca.us/

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calendar index.cfm/1605. PALM SPRINGS ART MUSEUM. George Catlin’s American Buffalo. A collection of 40 paintings from the late 19th and early 20th century gives insight into the importance of buffalo in Native American life. Thru Dec. 29. Personalities and Identity in Photography and New Media. This exhibit features the power photography has had for over 100 years, as well as the representational qualities of new media in our modern age. Thru Jan. 31. Richard Diebenkorn The Berkeley Years, 1953-1966. Coined one of California’s finest 20th century artists, his work that explores the vivid and abstract landscapes of the Bay Area are guaranteed to be phenomenal. Thru Feb. 16. Ancient & Modern: Selections from the Permanent Collection. Turning to the past to get inspiration for the future of their artistic heritage—that’s what artists Gunther Gerzo, Rufino Tamayo and Carlos Merida have done, merging the concepts of their lineage with a decidedly modern bend. Ongoing. 101 Museum Dr., Palm Springs, 760.322.4800; www.psmuseum.org. PITZER ART GALLERIES. Glyphs: Acts of Inspiration. Ten international artists from the U.S., Europe and Africa demonstrate themes of identity, representation and visibility. Thru Dec. 5. Danielle Adair: On the Rocks in the Land. This documentaryperformance-video installation gives you insight of how a tourist experiences significant historical sites, including places like the US-Mexican Border and the Berlin Wall. Thru Dec. 6. 1050 N. Mills Ave., Claremont, 909.621.8797; www.pitzer.edu/ galleries. POMONA COLLEGE MUSEUM OF ART. John Divola: As Far As I Could Get. As a professional photographer for over four decades, Divola has now incorporated painting and conceptual art with his photography, resulting in an exhibit that is one-ofa-kind. Thru Dec. 22. David Michalek: Figure Studies. Using high-speed HD video, David Michalek highlights the absolute beauty of the human form, by slowing five second clips of the human body in motion down to 10 minutes. Thru Dec. 22. Resonant Minds: Abstraction and Perception. Using a variety of works from the museum’s permanent collection, including lithography, paintings, woodcuts and more, this exhibit demonstrates how perception is key in art and abstraction. Thru Dec. 22. Krysten Cunningham: Ret, Scutch, Heckle. Playing off her acute awareness of the connection our bodies have with space and architecture, Cunningham uses a variety of materials to resonate with artistic, social and psychological relationships. Thru Dec. 22. 330 N College Ave., Claremont, 909.621.8283; www.pomona.edu/ museum. RIVERSIDE COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

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Recent Devotional Paintings. New England Native Matthew Couper takes you on a journey into personal experiences of religion, politics and more. His paintings on metal and canvas are inspirational and eyecatching, bringing you another dimension of intrigue. Thru Nov. 22. Quad Gallery, 4800 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.222.8358; www. academic.rcc.edu/art/exhibition. RIVERSIDE ART MUSEUM. Exit/Entry. Baby Tatooville. This pop surrealist exhibition is organized by the one and only Bob Self of Baby Tattoo Books. Generating world wide attention, the IE is lucky to have such thought-provoking and strange head-turning works on display. Thru Nov. 25. Transcending Traditions: Dia de Los Muertos, Creating altars to honor deceased loved ones has been a time-honored tradition in the Latino culture for hundreds of years. Diverse mediums will celebrate the Day of the Dead. Thru Nov. 25. The Face of Hunger. This photography by Michael Nye documents the hunger epidemic that’s happening in America and how resilience helps conquer all. Thru Dec. 15. What’s “52” Got to Do With It? This is a personal story about the growth and fulfillment of Sue Mitchell’s life journey. She was born in ’52, has 52 favorite trees and just finished a 52 week art sabbatical. Thru Dec. 31. 3425 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7111; www. riversideartmuseum.org. RIVERSIDE CITY HALL. Please contact Buna Dorr for appointment. Mayor’s Ceremonial Room Exhibit. A bimonthly rotating art exhibit featuring two-dimensional works by Riverside County artists. Call for schedule. 3900 Main St., Riverside, 951.680.1345; www.inlandarts.com. RIVERSIDE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM. John Muir and the Personal Experience of Nature. John Muir was a wilderness guy. Like a classic example of a frontiersman in America as expansionism had run its course, Muir grew to document and love the natural wildlife of various United States areas. The gallery focuses on special pieces from a traveling exhibit “Nature’s Beloved Son: Rediscovering John Muir’s Botanical Legacy” from various renowned sources. Thru Jan. 19, 2014. Telling Riverside’s Story in 50 Objects. With Riverside’s extensive history there’s bound to be something unique to learn. For a single night, view 50 different objects that represent or document Riverside’s past, from mammoth molars to stage coach foot warmers. Thru January 4, 2015. Riverside Metropolitan Museum, 3580 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside. Arts Walk. Held the 1st Thurs of every month. Tour the museum’s current exhibitions and view the performers. Each month is different. Walking Tours of Historic Downtown Riverside. Join the RMM for a docent-lead tour of

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historic downtown. Every Sat, 2pm. $5; children 12 and under, free. Call for reservations. 3580 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.826.5273; www. riversideca.gov/museum. SAM AND ALFREDA MALOOF FOUNDATION FOR ARTS AND CRAFTS. In Words and Wood. Curator Jason T. Butsch, Carnegie Museum of Art. This exhibition features the works of Bob Stocksdale and Ed Moulthrop. It’s a collection of woodturnings inspired by the curator and including the renown of gallery owner Sam Maloof, this grouping of amazing wooden pieces tells a story of the woodturning field. Every Thurs and Sat. 1, 2 and 3pm. Plein Air Painting in the Garden. Take a relaxing day off and watch talented artists set up shop in the Maloof Foundation garden where they will paint the gorgeous subject matter in its natural area. Every Thurs and Sat. 12pm-4pm. Maloof Foundation for the Arts and Crafts, 5131 Carnelian St., Alta Loma, 909.980.0412; www. malooffoundation.org. SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY MUSEUM, Portraits and Views. This exhibit will take you back to before smart phones allowed you to document every moment of you life instantaneously—back to the portraiture between 1897 and 1924. Crossroads Gallery, 2024 Orange Tree Ln., Redlands, 909.307.2669; www.sbcountymuseum.org. SWEENEY ART GALLERY AT UC RIVERSIDE. Different Particles & Indeterminate States: New Monumental Drawings by Amy Myers. Amy Myers does a phenomenal job of creating masterpieces that are visually stunning and complex by blending psychics, mathematical equations and more. Thru Nov. 23. 3834 Main St., Riverside, 951.827.3755; www. sweeney.ucr.edu UCR/CALIFORNIA MUSEUM OF PHOTOGRAPHY. More American Photographs. The Great Depression was a trying time for Americans during the early years of the 20th century, and gazing at photographs in this collection that focus on the recovery from this time is reminiscent of the current economic situation Americans still face. Thru Jan. 11, 2014. 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.784.3686; www.cmp. ucr.edu. WALLY PARKS NHRA MOTORSPORTS MUSEUM. Mooneyes. Car fans no doubt know about the history of classic cars and the people who engineered them. The NHRA is recognizing the great accomplishments and influence that Dean Moon has had on the automotive industry from his humble beginnings with dragsters to the use of his own shop to make the very first Shelby Cobra. A few of the famous Mooneye race cars will be available on display to showcase his ingenuity and unique insight to what a car should look like. Thru Jan. Presented by the Automobile Club of Southern California, the NHRA Museum celebrates the impact of motorsports on our culture. They collect, preserve, exhibit and interpret vehicles, auto-related

stories and artifacts that represent our affection for, and the influence of, automotive speed and style in all its forms. Learn about hot rods, customs, racecars and speed records, as well as the West Coast’s role as the historic center for these cars’ past and present development. Prolong Twilight Cruise Night. Come and check out hundreds of classic hot rods, customs, and muscle cars as the Cruise Night brings out some of the finest street machinery in the area. In addition to these hot wheels, there’s a raffle, food (for purchase), museum exhibits and best of all, admission is free. Every First Wed, 4pm-8pm. Fairplex, 1101 W. McKinley Ave., Fairplex Gate 1, Pomona, 909.622.2133; www.museum.nhra. com. WIGNALL MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART. Occupy the Museum. Encourages innovation and critical thinking, this small exhibit features one work of art per each occupying group, allowing you to thoroughly study and discover the power of observation. Thru Nov. 23. 5885 Haven Ave., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.652.6493; www. chaffey.edu/wignall. THE WIRE. Check out the local art exhibit every Thurs from 7pm-9pm. 247 N. 2nd Ave., Upland; www. thewire247.com.

community announcements EAGLE 106.9 TEAMS UP WITH OPERATION GRATITUDE. Show your support this holiday season. By donating handwritten letters or cards, travel sized toiletries, non-white socks, beanie babies, DVDs, CDs, gift cards and/or blank stationary and blank cards to this organization, you’re really saying ‘thank you’ to a deployed U.S. Service member. Fri, Nov. 22. The Eagle, 1321 N. Gene Autry Trail, Palm Springs, 760.322.7890. FAMILY MOVIE NIGHTS. There’s nothing like cuddling up with the family for a free movie screening. Every Thurs. Steelworker’s Auditorium, 8437 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.574.4500. GREY GARDENS. There’s only one night to catch this documentary film that gives you an exclusive look into the lives of two reclusive socialites who are mother and daughter. Fri, Nov. 22. Culver Center, UCR ARTSBlock, 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.827.4787; artsblock.ucr.edu. NATURE WALKS. This quick 30 minute walk around the forest grounds led by a Discovery Center Naturalist will give you just enough time to really connect with nature. Every Sat & Sun Big Bear Discover Center, 40971 North Shore Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3437; www.sbnfa.org. PALM SPRINGS OPEN AIR MARKET. The grand opening for this open air market will have vendors of all types for your shopping needs. Every Sat. thru April. The Spa Resort Casino, Downtown Palm Springs, 760.534.7968; www. palmspringsopenmarket.com. THANKSGIVING DINNER GIVEAWAY. If you have a lot to be thankful

for, then it’s time to pay it forward. Donate a turkey, can goods or money to help feed families this Thanksgiving holiday. Thru Thurs, Nov. 21. Drop of Locations: Print Center, 1331 W. Kendall Dr. #2, San Bernardino and Visionary Home, 3171 Sierra Way, San Bernardino, 909.881.3382. TIS THE SEASON AT VICTORIA GARDENS. Santa has arrived, as well as Dickens Carolers to make your Christmas shopping all the more festive. Thru Tues, Dec. 24. Victoria Gardens, 12505 N. Mainstreet, Rancho Cucamonga, www. victoriagardensie.com.

lectures & politics CENTER FOR COMMUNITY ACTION AND ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE (CCAEJ). There are people who want change, and then there are people who make change happen. Disgusted and frustrated that Riverside County officials continue to place warehouses, rail-yards and other diesel sources next to homes and schools, and allow new homes to be built next to the same type of facilities, CCAEJ took action by placing a billboard along Highway 60 at the entrance to Riverside County. Check out the CCAEJ Website and educate yourself about the health conditions in your area. PO BOX 33124, Jurupa Valley, 951.360.8451 or admin@ccaej.org; www.ccaej.org. COMMISSION OF DISABILITIES. Every 2nd Mon Every group needs a committee; one that is dedicated to the well being of the group. In this case the Commission of Disabilities in Riverside is passionate in promoting awareness of both the group’s presence at Riverside City Hall as well as awareness of disabled people everywhere. The following quote, “The mission of the Commission of Disabilities is- to promote greater awareness of, respect for and total participation of individuals into all aspects of life” is the motto and goal of group’s support of disabled people in the Riverside community. It’s placement in the Riverside County City Council allows them to keep a close eye on programs and policies in process especially concerning housing, employment and transportation. 6pm. Riverside City Hall, 5th Floor, 3900 Main St., Riverside, 951.826.5427; www.riversideca.gov/cod. DEMOCRATIC LUNCHEON CLUB. Every Fri The Democratic Luncheon Club was formed in the ’30s and was reorganized as a chartered Democratic Club in 1993. Their popular, hour-long luncheons are a forum for progressive ideas and feature distinguished speakers such as U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer. These members have fire in their bellies—in 2002 they got off their duffs and personally registered more than 240 Democrats. Politics and food go together so well. 12pm. Democratic Headquarters, 136 Carousel Mall (lower level, near the central glass elevator), San Bernardino, 909.882.5819 or mrkalvarez@aol.com;

www.sbdems.com. DEMOCRATS OF GREATER RIVERSIDE. We didn’t believe it either— Riverside and Democrats? They always have something going on. Every 3rd Thurs General meeting, 7pm. Mexicali Grill, 1690 Spruce St., Riverside, 951.781.6682 or info@ riversidedemocrats.org; www. riversidedemocrats.org. FOOD NOT BOMBS. Meets weekly at various locations. Protesting militarism and poverty by serving free vegetarian food to people in need, and in support of ongoing political organizing efforts. FNB believes that by giving away free food to people in need in public spaces, they directly dramatize the level of hunger in this country and the surplus of food being wasted. They also call attention to the failure of society to support those within it—choosing instead to fund the forces of war and violence. They are committed to the use of nonviolent direct action to change society. Thousands of meals are served each week by FNB groups in North America and Europe. Info: foodnotbombs909@yahoo. com; www.foodnotbombs.net. FRIDAY MORNING CLUB. Every Fri Come and listen to speakers, discuss Riverside Council Agenda items and other areas of concern to the city’s residents. Free and open to the public, with free parking, too. 10am. Janet Goeske Senior/Disabled Center, 5257 Sierra St., Riverside, 951.351.8800; fridaymorningclub@yahoo.com; www.janetgoeskecenter.com. INLAND COUNTIES STONEWALL DEMOCRATS. Chartered Democratic club working within the Democratic Party to represent the LGBT—Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender— members of the community and their friends and supporters. They are proud members of the National Stonewall Democrats, who have the motto, “Pride in Our County; Pride in Our Party; Pride in Our Families.” PO BOX 9642, Redlands, 909.556.6818. INLAND EMPIRE DEBATING SOCIETY. “Debate is the heart of liberty.” So reads the I.E. Debating Society’s website. This nonprofit, non-partisan organization was developed in order to provide the citizens of the IE with accurate, thoroughly researched debates on all issues of the day, in order to stimulate more voter participation and—imagine this!—a more enlightened electorate. Members represent all sectors of life, including high school and college students, teachers, professors, lawyers, business folk, parents and retirees. Info: 909.887.4894, 909.825.7800; www.inlanddebates. com. INLAND EMPIRE FREETHINKERS. Every 1st Wed Come join Atheists United and the Center for Inquiry-West for some refreshing discussions. 7pm-9pm. Unitarian Church, 3657 Lemon St., Riverside; www.cfiwest.org/groups/ inland.htm. INLAND EMPIRE LATINO LAWYERS ASSOCIATION. Legal clinic hours: Wed, 1pm-3:30pm. Clients also seen at—Lawrence Hutton Center, 660 Colton Ave., Colton, Mon, 1pm-3pm;

DeAnza Community Center, 1405 S. Fern Ave., Ontario. 2nd Thurs of every month Needy folks can get counsel/ advice on family law, landlord/ tenant disputes, civil disputes (such as car accidents) and collections. These volunteer attorneys are like argument angels. For more than 20 years, IELLA’s mission, with the help of the United Way, has been to provide free legal services for the poor and underprivileged because too many people could not afford to hire an attorney, were not able to speak English, or could not read or write. Help them help you by calling or going to the website to schedule an appointment and to see what you need to bring with you for your meeting. 1pm-3:30pm. Administrative Office, Cesar Chavez Community Center, 2060 University Ave. #113, Riverside, 951.369.3009 or iellaaid@ aol.com; www.iellaaid.org. INLAND EMPIRE MINORITY-LED RESOURCE DEVELOPMENT COALITION. Every 2nd Fri This coalition includes nonprofits, political and governmental agencies, business owners and individuals, who are all aiming to impart change in their communities. The coalition hosts monthly meetings and is open to any entity seeking to join, without a membership fee. Bring your fliers and information to share. 10:30am. Meetings at the New Hope Family Life Center, 1505 West Highland Ave, San Bernardino 92411. JEFFERY OWENS COMMUNITY CENTER. The mission of the JOCC is to “provide education, support and advocacy regarding sexual orientation and gender identity.” The center offers a safe environment for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender individuals in the Riverside and San Bernardino areas. 5198 Arlington Avenue #922, Riverside; www.jocc.org.

leisure ACTION ZIPLINE TOURS. Talk about building up your “wheeee!” factor: Touting themselves as the “first legal, permitted zipline tour company in Southern California,” Action sports nine ziplines, ranging from 120- to 820-feet long, a suspension bridge (with views of the Johnson Valley) and expertly guided tours. Whether you’re aiming for a nice, pleasant ride on a wire in the sky or the thrill-

seeking, well, action that an openair zipline can provide, Action’s likely got you covered—that is, if you’re at least 8 years of age and weigh at least 75 pounds. (And yes, they’ve got braking systems, just in case you need to hit pause for a moment.) Four tours daily. Action Zipline Tours, 41647 Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear, 909.866.0390; www. actionziplinetours.com. BEAUTY BUBBLE SALON & MUSEUM. Location is a private home so please call for an appointment and directions. Jeff Hafler, an L.A. hairdresser who gave up on Hollyweird, owns the homestead house/salon and operates an awe-inspiring hair museum with treasures like a ‘70s mod Ken doll and an 1880s kerosene-heated curling iron. Get yourself a celebrityworthy haircut in the desert or pay your $5 and check out some funky old-school beauty equipment. 5444 Moon Way, Wonder Valley, 760.835.9369; www.facebook.com/ BeautyBubbleSalonAndMuseum. BELLA VISTA WINERY. This winery claims it was the first Temecula vineyard (around since 1968). Now for a little history lesson, courtesy of the Bella Vista Website: The Temecula wine region began developing in the mid-‘60s when the Kaiser Land Development Company purchased what was known as Vail Ranch in 1964, and began investing in and marketing the Temecula Valley. Horticulturalists were brought in to evaluate the area, and, along with avocados, the experts determined that wine vineyards were well suited for the valley. The cool moist air from the coast would settle in the Temecula Appellation in the evening and would burn off the following morning, perfect for grape growing. First planted in 1968, five acres of the original Bella Vista acres are still producing adjacent to the winery, which was built in 1978. Unlike gym socks, when it comes to wine, older can be so much better. 41220 Calle Contento, Temecula, 951.676.5250; http:// bellavistawinery.com. BIG BEAR ALPINE ZOO. The Moonridge Animal Park arose from the ashes of forest fires in 1959 that devastated the natural ecosystem of the San Bernardino Mountains. Several injured animals were brought

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Aries (March 20-April 19) You may have some hard and fast ideas about what is good for you and for everyone else, though I suggest you tap into the more flexible, sensitive side of your being. There’s plenty you don’t know, and you will have greater access to missing information if you take a few deep breaths and allow yourself to open up to your deeper sensitivity. Be aware that what you learn may inform you of the ways in which your needs are different from those of someone you care about. That doesn’t mean a relationship or some kind of emotional exchange is not possible; what it means, though, is that any exchange must take into account specific differences, especially in the realm of values. You share enough common ground to have some space to explore, though you won’t find your way there if you’re busy judging yourself or others. Slow down and listen; you will learn. Taurus (April 19-May 20) You might feel like you’re balanced on an emotional brink where a sensitive personal relationship is concerned. One thing for certain is that you’re being changed by your experiences. This is rare enough for most of humanity and can feel especially deep for one born under your sign. Yet the depth that certain emotional encounters are taking you to can raise your psyche to a hot enough temperature to shape your entire being. At the same time, you seem to be keenly aware of wanting your independence from what ‘other people’ say you should do or feel. You’ve never been one to go along with the crowd, even though you’ve been persuaded to at certain points. Now is the time to declare your independence from public opinion. Gemini (May 20-June 21) Mercury has finally let itself loose and is now moving in direct motion in Scorpio. This may come with the slow unraveling of certain problems, hangups and emotional stiffness. However even as these circumstances work themselves, out, you need to pay attention to what is bubbling up from the deeper levels of your being. Work with the idea that every effect has a cause—and you’ve just experienced some unusually powerful effects. That suggests that there are some equally powerful causes working themselves through you and out to the surface. Rather than being a passive player, go toward the source of the energy and discover what is there. You’re likely to be surprised—it’s not what you were thinking. Cancer (June 21-July 22) People around you may be having unusually powerful transformational experiences, and you may seem to be involved with them. That is possible, though I suggest you observe the ways in which they are being carried by their own momentum. The smaller of a role you assign yourself the happier you will be. Start with holding space for whatever comes up. (That space might actually be in your home.) I would say be a bit ‘impersonal’ but we don’t really have a word for leaving a kind of psychic buffer around you so as not to interfere with what someone is experiencing, while being available for them if they express a direct need, or want to exchange some ideas or feelings. The more effectively you can hold this space open, the more love and healing can enter the scenario—which is the whole idea. Leo (July 22-Aug. 23) You may find yourself in a leadership position requiring the utmost diplomacy, which in turn will prompt you to summon your gift for psychological insight. Once you understand where someone is coming from, their conduct will have a different meaning, and you will have a much better idea how to approach them. One thing described in your solar chart is allowing any potentially hot situation to cool off. Take responsibility for your part and show others that it is safe for them to take responsibility for what is theirs. You are definitely in a lead-by-example moment. And in this moment, you will learn a lot more listening to your intuition than you will from attempting to verify things in words. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) You may be finding it especially easy to think what you might not ordinarily think, which is a hint that you can say what you might not ordinarily say. There is a rare condition in the sky right now involving Mercury (your ruling planet) and Mars (which is occupying your sign) that is allowing you to take multiple viewpoints simultaneously. You might discover that you can speak from two or more distinct points of view, expressing yourself equally deeply, and coherently, from any of them. You may notice you have a similar listening skill, to hear anything related to you from a number of points of view. This will be helpful at getting you to transcend some of the intense criticism or self-criticism you may have been experiencing lately.

Libra (Sep. 22-Oct. 23) Events of the past few days seem to have cracked your shell and set you free from a binding you may not have known was there. You often live in what seems like a Chinese puzzle, consisting of many intricate, interconnecting chambers, and you always seem to be exploring or bursting out of one or another. Lately you’ve come through a big one, which may have been initiated by inner circumstances, outer ones, or some invisible force for transformation. I would remind you that you’re still vulnerable as a result of this. A lot of your emotional blood is rushing in the direction of a world of feelings that you’ve discovered, most likely pleasant, certainly a bit strange, potentially associated with a loss of some kind. What you experienced is real and it has taken you to a new space within yourself. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22) Be conscious of the presence of any ‘third parties’ in your intimate encounters, or even in the space of your most private fantasies. It could be some sensation of a group influence, including that of your family and what you think they want from or for you. It could be your closest friends and the rules that they’ve set for one another. This presence is likely to feel like it ‘wants you’ to put the brakes on any passionate experiences you may have, or want to have. It may be such a consistent inner presence that you have no idea what life would be like without it. This past weekend’s Full Moon in your opposite sign Taurus is giving you a rare opportunity to feel and see this conditioning for what it is, and to make a conscious choice whether it really serves you. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 22) Just because you’re questioning a commitment, or your idea of commitment, does not suggest you want out. What it does suggest is that you’re ready to make adjustments to your situation that are oriented on establishing some balance. I don’t suggest you get too carried away with that idea, however. A little goes a long way, and nature has a way of evening things out over time. Stick to the very basics of nourishment. Ask if you have any desires or needs that have been left out of the discussion entirely—and check in on the same topic with anyone who you might be involved with. In truth, a real exchange requires everyone to be open, so that they may give and receive. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) Recent aspects have brought out a side of your nature that you might have never considered ‘going public’ with—though you just might be having that idea now. One persistent question is, why are certain things we’re supposed to keep secret really in that category? What is the purpose of a general ban in admitting your deepest inner reality when it matters the most? There is a purpose—though it has nothing to do with YOUR purpose. It seems like you’ve arrived at the point where you’re ready to start openly asking questions you’ve been brewing for a long time. The place to have the discussion is among friends. One quality of your sign is that it’s essential for you to share actual values with the people you spend time with. Speaking your mind and your feelings will pull that issue into focus, so you can get a good look at it. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) Events over the next few days may raise your awareness of an internal influence associated with controlling others. Under certain circumstances it may spook you a little, because you recognize it’s a little creepy. However, you’re not the only one who has this experience—it’s something that influences all of society; you just happen to be picking it up on your inner tuner. Think of it as a distorted impulse to take responsibility for yourself, your choices and your actions. Once you see it that way, it’ll make a lot more sense, and your intuition will guide your focus away from others and onto yourself. You may then grapple with the issue of whether you should, or can, control you. I would note that control is a different thing than making conscious choices, or being accountable for your own feelings. Very, very different. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Whatever you do the next few days, reserve some of your creative energy for yourself. It’s true that you’re busy and that your life is moving fast right now; relationship or partnership experiences may be distracting you (though thankfully things are making a bit more sense than they did with Mercury retrograde, as it was recently). Devote some of your primetime and prime resources to doing what you want to do the very most: what you consider your real art, your personal, intimate or impassioned writing, and spending some time with the people you care about most dearly. Part of the challenge of having a successful life is making sure that you have some balance between what you must do (even if you like it) and what you want to do, even if you consider it optional. In truth, it’s anything but.

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to safety for rehabilitation and a second chance at life in the wild. But for some, returning to the forest was not an option due to human imprinting or injuries that would compromise their survival. Enter the humane and dedicated folks at Moonridge, who created an Alpine zoo, where all the animals are native to our local mountains. Learn more about our furry, feathered and scaly friends through daily feeding tours, in the education center, or in the library. Say hi to the Grizzly! 43285 Goldmine Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.878.4200; www. moonridgezoo.org. BIG BEAR DISCOVERY CENTER. Here it is: Your gateway to education and adventure in the San Bernardino Mountains. The center is an educational and informational portal set on helping you become a more responsible friend to the forest. You can pick up an adventure pass that gives you access to the local hiking and off-road trails, hiking and biking maps, camping info, or take a naturalist-led interpretive program (wild flower tour, canoe tour, offroad tour, any sort of mountainous tour your heart desires!) or take in a concert under the stars. 40971 North Shore Dr., on Hwy. 38 one mile west of Stanfield Cutoff, Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3437; www. bigbeardiscoverycenter.com. CALICO EARLY MAN ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE. Tours ThursSun, 9:30am, 11:30am, 1:30pm, 3:30pm; Wed, 1:30pm & 3:30pm. Nearly 12,000 stone tools—used for scraping, cutting, and gouging—have been excavated here. The apparent age of some of these items (said to be as ancient as 200,000 years old) contradicts the dominant archaeological theory that humans populated North America only 13,000 years ago. Located 15 miles east of Barstow off I-15 in Yermo. From the Minneola Rd. exit, follow the signs north about two miles on graded dirt roads to the site. CALICO GHOST TOWN. Established in 1881, this ghost town is now California State Historic Landmark 782. It’s an authentic silver mining town that lives on as one of the few original mining camps of the Old West. Gunfight stunt shows have become a part of Calico’s everyday life, but the less adventuresome can pan for real gold, watch water roll uphill in Calico’s Mystery Shack or take a trip down into an actual mine where the air is thin, ceilings are low and evidence of labor-intensive rock chipping is everywhere. Located 10 miles north of Barstow off I-15. Exit Ghost Town Rd., 760.254.2122. CANYON CREST WINERY. This will be your new go-to place for a wide selection of wines and a few fun events to boot. Temecula may be the IE center of our “Wine Country” but heck, Riverside is much closer to home for many and you don’t sacrifice quality by

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staying local. Canyon Crest Towne Centre, 5225 Canyon Crest Drive, #7A, Riverside, 951.369.9463; www. canyoncrestwinery.com. CHERRY HILLS CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Year-round. Eat better and support your local farmers. Fri, 8am-1pm; Sun, 9am-1pm. 26834 Cherry Hills Blvd., Menifee; www. cafarmersmarkets.com. CHURON WINERY. This French-style chateau also offers the Inn at Churon Winery, a bed and breakfast perched on a hillside overlooking the vineyards. It’s the perfect solution if you plan on swallowing more than spitting. 33233 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.694.9070; www. churonwinery.com. CLAREMONT FARMERS & ARTISANS MARKET. Every Sun, 8am-1pm. Catch a lively walk through the Claremont Village each week surrounded by fresh vegetables, unique crafts and other greatness. Indian Hill and 2nd St., Claremont. DANZA DEL SOL WINERY. Previously owned by Bill Filsinger’s who was the first Southern California winery to grow and produce Gewurztraminer, a fantastic wine on the sweet side, in 2010 it was taken over by Robert Olson. Now the Winery is focused on wines with Mediterranean influence. 39050 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.6363; www. danzadelsolwinery.com. DESERT ART STUDIO. Open by appointment. Muralist and painter Chuck Caplinger’s “Oasis of Murals” is a studio and gallery exhibiting his semi-psychedelic portraits, paintings and murals of the Southwest, located in his giant dome home near the entrance to Joshua Tree National Park. He has a cool past. He started off as an illustrator for NASA in Houston, then moved to LA where he worked with Lonestar Pictures and painted celebrity portraits. The award-winning Texas-born artist’s paintings hang in numerous galleries and museums, and his murals color much of California—see his site for desert art near you. Twentynine Palms, 760.361.2305; www. desertartstudio.com. DRIVETECH RACING SCHOOL. Call for schedule of classes and prices. Learn how to drive a high-powered NASCAR racecar in a controlled but demanding environment. The people of Drivetech want you to know this: More track time, more laps, more speed, more freedom on the track, passing encouraged, sideby-side driving, coaching by radio, warm up laps, and in-car video. But all you’ve gotta know from us is: “Days of Thunder.” California Speedway, 14611 Rancho Vista Dr., Fontana, 888.495.7223; www. drivetech.com. FALKNER WINERY. This award-winning winery believes “wine is truly the ‘spirit of the gods’ that embraces the essence of life itself and helps all of us not take things too seriously.” They also offer 10 different wines,

group wine classes, a wine club, and wedding packages. Tasting room open 10am-5pm. Restaurant open 11:30am-3:30pm. 40620 Calle Contento, Temecula, 951.676.8231; www.falknerwinery.com. FENDER CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS. For those with kids who are about to rock, we salute you. And we present you with this incredibly awesome experience—professional caliber performing arts education and instruction to children, ages 7-17, through the Kids Rock Free Educational Program. This program provides free and low cost musical instruction education including piano, guitar, bass guitar, vocal performance, drums and combo band. Intrigued? Bring your school or group for a tour, including an interactive demonstration, access to the exhibits and the visual arts gallery, and an optional scavenger hunt. 365 N. Main St., Corona, 951.735.2440; www.fendercenter.com. FLYING BEAR ZIP LINES. “I believe I can fly,” once sangeth R. Kelly, but never did he sing about zip linin’ his friendly face across gorgeous canyon scenery and through the tops of trees in Big Bear. And that’s where Flying Bear kicks in, offering five zip lines and an aerial platform that’s perched almost a hundred feet high. Two tours are offered, the “Black Bear” which takes about an hour-and-a-half and puts your ass flying down three different zip lines. And then there’s “The Grizzly” that’ll suspend your noggin’ across a canyon down five lines in around three hours’ time. The tours are guided by trained pros and offer some amazing views, but they’re not for everyone, as you must be at least 75 pounds, but no more than 250. Also, pregnant people and those with medical conditions are asked to consult with a medical provider before embarking on such an adventure. Open year round, everyday. Prices start around $65. At the top of Mill Creek Rd., Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3260; www. flyingbearziplines.com. GALLEANO WINERY. Galleano winemaking spans five generations, remaining family-owned, and claims to be California’s largest producer of Cucamonga Valley wines. CantuGalleano Ranch complex is listed on the California and National Register of Historic Places. 4231 Wineville Rd., Mira Loma, 951.685.5376; www. galleanowinery.com. GLEN EDEN SUN CLUB. See website for prices. Glen Eden is known as Southern California’s premier nudist resort and RV park. Interested clothes-free parties might be happy to know that first-time visitors get in free (see their website for the coupon). Entertainment, dining and sports are all part of the offerings, including tennis, volleyball and swimming. 25999 Glen Eden Rd., Corona, 951.277.4650; www. gleneden.com. THE GLEN IVY CENTER. Seeking some alone time away from the every day buzz of standard city living? Here’s a retreat that’s offering a relaxed and spacious experience on sacred

land with creeks, walking paths and organic orchards. Get away from the distractions! 25005 Glen Ivy Rd., Corona, 951.277.8701; www.glenivy. org. GRABER OLIVES. Tours available throughout the year. In the fall, visitors may view the many activities that center around the long and careful tradition of grading, curing and canning Graber olives. Can you think of a more romantic date? 315 E. 4th St., Ontario, 800.996.5483; www.graberolives.com. HADLEY FRUIT ORCHARDS. Open since 1931, Hadley’s offers dried fruits, nuts, and dates—they are famous for their rich and delicious date shakes. What I find most intriguing, however, is that they claim to be the originators of trail mix. Whoudathunk?! 48980 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.854.5655; www. hadleyfruitorchards.com. HANGAR 18. So, you’re all about hangin’ tuff. Well, then, maybe you’re ready to pit yourself against the 10,000+ square feet of climbing at SoCal’s tallest climbing gym. Whether you’re a serious climber or just curious about trying it out for the first time, this gym is ideal for climbers of any age and ability level. Newly renovated with a massive party deck, additional bouldering space, gymnastic flooring, and two new killer crack climbs, Hangar 18 is the perfect location for birthday parties, school or church groups, scout troops, climbing camps, teambuilding events, or family outings. They also offer Kung Fu and Hatha Yoga classes for those whose life involves being a little more “grounded.” 256 E. Stowell St. #A, Upland, 909.931.5991; 6935 Arlington Ave., Riverside, 951.359.5040; www. climbhangar18.com. HIGH ADVENTURE. Open daily, yearround, weather permitting. Call for prices and to schedule classes. The Website says, “Often the question comes up... What is the difference between ‘hang gliding’ and ‘paragliding’?” High Adventure—a business run by husband-and-wife team Rob and Dianne McKenzie— offers USHPA certified, personalized instruction and service in both sports, out of Andy Jackson Airport. Go for both the tandem and the solo lessons for the complete experience. Best of all, they’ve won lots of safety awards. 4231 Sepulveda Ave., San Bernardino, 909.379.9095; www. flytandem.com. HIGH DESERT FARMERS MARKET. There’s not only a bounty of fresh vegetables, fruits, and flowers, but also fun items like doggie treats, raw honey, kettle corn, stuffed olives, and so much more. Parking is free. 18422 Bear Valley Rd., Victorville, 760.247.3769; www. highdesertfarmersmarket.com. HIGH DESERT TEST SITES. See the website for more info and a timeline of exhibits. The High Desert Test Sites are a series of experimental art sites located along a stretch of desert communities including Pioneertown, Yucca Valley, Joshua Tree, 29 Palms and Wonder Valley. These sites provide alternative space for experimental works by both

emerging and established artists. Most projects are meant to belong to no one and are intended to melt back into the landscape as new ones emerge, basically giving each piece its own chance to sink or swim. The goal is also to create an artistic community on a zero budget. Go to the Website to learn more about the group’s mission. It’s like Burning Man without the fire or repressed Silicon Valley thirtysomethings. From L.A., take the 10 east; exit on Hwy 62 (29 Palms Hwy) and head east toward 29 Palms; the sites are located between Yucca Valley and Wonder Valley. Info: www.highdeserttestsites. com. INLAND PARAFLITE INC. Call for packages and prices. California’s only year-round, full-time poweredparachute training center. There is so much to choose from—intro flights; the First Flight course where you go solo in the Powerchute Pegasus; and the full UFI course, which brings you to the level required to be endorsed to fly a PPC solo and puts you on a straight and level course to attain your own UFI rating. It sounds foreign to us, but it’s probably the coolest thing in the world to those who speak the language. Located in Apple Valley. Info: 760.242.3359; www.paraplane.com. INTEGRATRON. Curious? Well, the Integratron is “an acoustically perfect tabernacle and energy machine sited on a powerful geomagnetic vortex in the magical Mojave Desert.” Yeah. Basically, in the ’50s, George Van Tessel got abducted by aliens and then returned in order to build this dome based on the design of Moses’ Tabernacle, the writings of Nikola Tesla and telepathic directions from extraterrestrials. Yeah. It was originally meant to be a rejuvenation and time machine, but today it is the only all-wood, acoustically perfect sound chamber in the U.S. Check out the Website—tons of activities happen out there, such as concerts, sky watchers, spiritual meetings, school trips and so much more. But you definitely can’t miss the Sound Bath—a 30-minute sonic healing session. Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins gives it two thumbs up. Yeah. 2477 Belfield Blvd., Landers, 760.364.3126; www.integratron.com. JIM WALLACE SKYDIVING SCHOOL. Who in their right mind would want to jump from a perfectly good airplane at 13,000 feet? Chuck Norris, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, and a whole lotta other people with a lot less money, that’s who. Gail Sims and Jim Wallace know what they’re doing—they do movie stunts, hold world records, and help pansies like us to fall through the air with confidence and ease. 2091 Goetz Rd., Perris, 800.795.3483; www. jimwallaceskydiving.com. JOSEPH FILIPPI WINERY & VINEYARDS. You must go to the Website and read the history of this place—it’s worthy of a Brian Grazer film, starring Tom Hanks. They also allow you to select custom labels when you purchase wine, and make a point of offering non-alcoholic beverages

to your designated driver. Oh, and their yummy wine wins heaps of awards. 12467 Baseline Rd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.899.5755; www. josephfilippiwinery.com. JURUPA MOUNTAINS CULTURAL CENTER. A nonprofit Family-Oriented Learning Facility (or FOLF), featuring fun programs in archaeology, geology, paleontology and earth sciences. Their goal is to teach awareness and respect for the earth and its inhabitants through handson educational programs. They offer field trips, specialty classes, nature school classes and the Earth Science Museum, as well as the largest dinosaur egg collection in North America. 7621 Granite Hill Dr., Riverside, 951.685.5818; www.jmcc.us K1 SPEED ONTARIO. Who doesn’t love to drive their hearts out? Well, you can’t take tight turns and mash the throttle with glee when travelling on public roads (at least, we don’t advise you do that), but you can surely let ‘em rip once you’re behind the wheel at this top-notch indoor karting track. These high-performance electric karts run on two race tracks (which can be combined for special functions), featuring a high-grip asphalt surface, plus there’s enough space for birthday parties and meetings. Hook up with the Arrive and Drive package that allows folks to compete in a 14-lap race against friends or competitors for the fastest lap time. There’s even an adult racing league, just in case you’re looking to get serious about karting

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calendar your non-minor heart out. Best of all, you won’t be seeing any flashing lights in your rear view mirror after flooring it. 5350 E. Ontario Mills Pkwy., Ontario, 909.980.0286; www.k1speed. com. THE KIMBERLY CREST HOUSE & GARDEN TOUR. Be sure to strap on your walking shoes if you opt for the daytime docent-led tour of the Kimberly Crest House, Carriage House exhibit and Gift Shop (surprise), along with a guided tour through the gardens and grounds. There is a lot to be said for the rejuvenating nature of a little beauty. And nature. Enjoy the terraced Italian gardens, orange groves, Koi ponds and the picturesque chateau with a French revival parlor complete with gilt furniture and silk damask wall coverings. The tour is approximately two hours. Visitors should expect to be on their feet for an extended period of time and have to navigate stairs as well as sloped lawns. Closed in Aug. Kimberly Crest House & Gardens, 1325 Prospect Dr., Redlands, 909.792.2111; www. kimberlycrest.org. LEMON CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. This 10,000 square foot museum celebrates Corona’s past history as the “Lemon Capital of the World” during the 1930-40s. It sits at the center of the former Corona Lemon Company, which, at 2,000 acres, was believed to have been the largest single lemon ranch in California. The park now utilizes 11 historic buildings, houses and packing sheds as a sort of artist’s colony. Artists-in-residence include sculptors, painters, muralists, lifedrawers, glass blowers, weavers and woodworkers. You can watch them work or take classes yourself. An operating beneficial bug farm is also on site as well as a quaint farmer’s market. Before you leave, make sure to stop by the small gift shop featuring “everything lemon.” Corona Heritage Park & Museum, 510 W. Foothill Pkwy., Corona, 951.898.0687; www.coronaheritage. org. LEONESSE CELLARS. The word Leonesse, meaning “village of dreams,” is the inspiration behind this winery’s quest to create world-class wines from the Temecula Valley (not to be confused with Field of Dreams, which is about world-class baseball players). They have won numerous awards, including one for “White Merlot,” which I have never heard of. Have yourself a taste when you pop in for a tour of the enchanting grounds or to take in one of their popular concerts. 38311 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.7601; www. leonessecellars.com. MAURICE CAR’RIE WINERY. This winery, centered around a large Victorian-style farmhouse nestled amidst rolling hills, was founded by Budd and Maurice C. Van Roekel in 1986. Today the winery is run by new owners Buddy and Cheri

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Linn. (Apparently you have to be named Bud to own this place.) The winery offers a pineappleflavored champagne and a popular pinot noir, amongst other award-winning wines products. They also have a famous baked brie served in sourdough bread. 34225 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.676.1711; www. mauricecarriewinery.com. MOTOCROSS VACATION. SoCal is the Mecca of the motocross industry. If your bag is heart-pumping adrenaline rides organized on your choice of five of the world’s top tracks, then check out one of MXV’s full service vacations. All packages include everything you need to enjoy the thrill of motocross: bikes, fuel, entry fees, pit set-up with support from friendly and knowledgeable staff, food, drinks, transportation, tours, training and more. And best of all, at the end of the day, they load up, clean, and prep the bikes for the next day of incredible riding. 31221 Saddleback Ln., Menifee, 909.772.8082; www. motocrossvacation.com. ORANGE EMPIRE RAILWAY MUSEUM. Wanna see big machinery? How’s about checking out a museum with a massive collection of railcars and locomotives? If this doesn’t tickle your high torque transportation fancy, then how’s about the fact that you, yes you, can actually get behind the wheel (well, there ain’t a wheel when we’re talking rails here, I suppose) of a locomotive and rent one for an hour! Access to the museum grounds is free, riding the trains costs $12 for adults and $8 children 5-11. Free for children under 5. Actually being able to operate a locomotive: $190 an hour. All aboard! 2201 S. A St., Perris, 951.657.2605 or 951.943.3020; www. oerm.org. PERRIS VALLEY SKYDIVING. Perris Valley Skydiving, the largest skydiving center in North America, offers so many ways for you to fall out of the sky, I can’t even begin to tell you. Spectators are welcome to recline on the grassy lawn and watch the parachutes play against the blue sky. But everyone can enjoy the 3,600 sq. ft. Bombshelter Bar and Grill, which contains a comprehensive collection of skydiving memorabilia, as well as num-nums. 2091 Goetz Rd., Perris, 800.832.8818; www. skydiveperris.com. PIONEERTOWN. Pioneertown was built in 1946 as a movie set for western movies. Productions shot at the site included Range Rider, Annie Oakley, Buffalo Bill Jr., The Gene Autry Show and Cisco Kid. Check out Pappy & Harriet’s (for drinkin’ ‘n’ rockin’), Pioneer Bowl (bowlin’ ‘n’ eatin’), Pioneertown Motel (sleep where the stars slept), Historic Hayden Ranch (to really feel like a movie cowboy), and Rimrock Ranch Cabins (“The High Desert Getaway for Stressedout City Dwellers”). If you’re there in

the summer, weekends offer an Old West re-enactment. We have the feeling someone will be pushing up daisies. And since you’re there, be sure to stop into Pappy & Harriet’s for beers and blues, rock, alt-country and more. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown; www.pioneertown. com. website doesn’t work PONTE WINERY. The Ponte family purchased this lush property over 20 years ago, but at first they sold their grapes to other wineries. They now proudly offer a full array of wines under their own label. Their new winemaker, Robert Cartwright, is a hands-on kind of guy available to answer your wine questions in the tasting room every Fri, 3pm-4pm. Cartwright’s education includes chemistry, environmental science and enology (the study of wine and the making of wine). Who knew there was so much science behind it? 35053 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.694.8855; www. pontewinery.com. RANCHO SANTA ANA BOTANICAL GARDENS. California’s got an immensely diverse cross section of vegetation and plant life, and perhaps nowhere is that collection better represented than at the Rancho Santa Ana Botanical Garden. Situated near the heart of the Claremont Village and the prestigious colleges, this garden sports over 80 acres, featuring an incredible array of flowers, trees and brush, all with the backdrop of a majestic mountain range. Take a brisk walk and get your cardiovascular workout going, or just make it a slow stroll through the pathways that wind their way through the grounds. Admission is free, but there is a suggested donation to help keep the non-profit park in top form. 1500 N. College Ave., Claremont, 909.625.8767; www. rsabg.org. REDLANDS MARKET NIGHT. Established in 1988, this certified farmers market is one of the most successful in Southern California. An atmosphere of lighted trees, brick sidewalks and historic buildings holds over 150 food and merchandise booths as well as downtown shopkeepers who stay open late. There are clowns, magicians, horse-drawn carriage rides, face painters and live music in every genre. Smoking and animals are not permitted, and children under the age of 18 must be accompanied by an adult after 8pm. Thurs, 6-9pm. Downtown Redlands, 909.798.7548; www.redlandsmarketnight.com. RILEY’S FARM. This farm has apples, raspberries, pears and sunflowers, amongst other crops. But that’s only the beginning. Why not check out the Colonial Farm Life Adventure, the Revolutionary War Adventure, or the Old Joe Homestead Tour. Or, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, the Revolutionary War Overnight Adventure, dinner programs, and you-pick fruit. Go online to find out what it’s all about. 12261 S. Oak Glen Rd., Oak Glen, 909.797.7534; www. rileysfarm.com. RIVERSIDE CERTIFIED FARMERS

MARKET. Bring lots of small bills and change. Good people would also bring their own bags. Year-round. Fri, 8:30am-12pm. 5261 Arlington Ave., Riverside; www.cafarmersmarkets. com. ROBERT RENZONI VINEYARDS AND WINERY. Nestled in a dozen acres in the southern portion of the Temecula Wine Country, this winery is the newest entry in the local batch of great grapes. However the owners aren’t new to the winemaking tradition, which has been part of the family for over a century. This father and son operation features a 4,000 square foot tasting room and production facility, and though they’ve just barely got their winery started, they’re already a featured wine in several restaurants. 37350 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.8466; www.robertrenzonivineyards.com. SAN BERNARDINO CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Tues, 5:30pm-9:30pm. Yearround. Ferris Hill Park, E. Highland Ave. at Valencia Ave., San Bernardino; www.cafarmersmarkets.com. SOUTH COAST WINERY RESORT AND SPA. Get away for a while and enjoy the holistic peace of this resort which features a winery, spa and restaurant. This relaxing location will bring down anyone’s stress level to a healthy low! 34843 Rancho California Rd., Temecula. 951.587.9463; www. wineresort.com. STARDUST SKATING CENTER. Intro to Derby Skating with the Inland Empire Derby Divas happens every Sun, 10:30am. $5 admission. $2 skate rental. 2167 N. Lugo Ave., San Bernardino, 909.883.1103; www. myspace.com/stardustskatingcenter. STATE STREET WINERY. This winery is one of the newest kids on the State Street block, but its offerings of Cran Chi Chi (fresh cranberry-infused Chainto) and Chilean Cabernet (dark and peppery notes) lend a refreshing departure to Downtown Redlands’ usual wine-and-dine scene. Very “special” grape juice is the order of the day, and proprietor Janet Harter is there to make sure your tasting experience goes down smooth and refreshing. 404 E. State St., Redlands, 909.798.4300; www. statestreetwineryredlands.com. SURFER DAVE’S HAUNTED THEATER. A walking tour through the historic Granada Theater in Ontario takes you back in time into the 1920s. Check out locations not generally open to the public and hear about all the famous folks that’ve made the place so special. Surfer Dave’s your host, telling you all about mystery and suspense that surrounds the location and there’s even talk of meeting “visitors from the other side.” Admission: $15. Call ahead for reservations. 303 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.292.8415; www. granadaghosttours.wordpress.com. TEMECULA OLD TOWN CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Sat, 8am12pm. Year-round. 6th St. at Old Town Front St., Temecula;www. cafarmersmarkets.com. TEMECULA PROMENADE CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Wed, 9am1pm. Year-round. Winchester Rd. at Ynez Rd., Temecula; www. cafamersmarkets.com.

THORNTON WINERY. Opened in 1988, Thornton winery combines old world style with new world taste. Check out their multiple-award-winning restaurant, Café Champagne, the Champagne Jazz Series on the Mediterranean fountain terrace and their winery tours. Oh, and try their specialty—the sparkling wine champagne made with the Methode Champenoise. 32575 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.699.0099; www.thorntonwine. com. THRESH|HOLD. Are you adventurous and want physical stimulation but hate the staleness of standard gyms? Head down to Riverside for a unique rock climbing experience that will get your heart pumpin’

and your muscles sore. Known as bouldering, this workout focuses on the strength of your body through bursts of energetic movements. And the routes, known as problems, require ingenuity and curiousness to explore the limits of your own body. (Don’t worry, there’s a crash pad and trained spotters to help you, might you slip a little.) They also offer yoga classes as well as themed events. Check out the calendar on their website. 2111 Iowa Ave. Unit A, Riverside, 951.742.8479; www. climbth.com. TOM’S FARMS. With several restaurants on site (including a burger stand, Señor Tom’s Mexican food, a cheese and wine deli and their own pizzeria), a Sweet Shoppe,

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calendar home furnishings and gifts, rides on an 19th --century, steam-propelled train and the carousel, plus live music every weekend, this farm is a lot more than just dried fruit and nuts. Speaking of nuts, check out Anthony the Magic every Sat, 12pm & 2pm, for a half-hour show of doves, straightjackets, audience participation and large illusions with a lovely assistant. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., Corona, 951.277.4422; www.tomsfarms.com and www. anthonythemagic.com. UCR BOTANIC GARDENS. Gardens include Alder, Rose, Herb, Cactus, Iris, Lilac, Subtropical Fruit, South African, Boysie Day Baja, and many more. Other highlights are the Geodesic Lath Dome, hiking trails, and a pond that is home to turtles and koi. It’s the perfect place to get away from it all and suck up a little more oxygen. $2 suggested donation. UC Riverside, 900 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.6962; www. botanicgardens.ucr.edu. WIND FARM TOURS. Tour site located at I-10 & Indian A avel through a forest of gigantic wind turbines. Seriously, you know you want to.Call for tour reservations at 760.320.1365. THE WINE TAILOR. This newer winery resides in the oldest winery building in California (circa 1839). It’s the perfect place for a historical tour, a

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concert or a wedding. Newlyweds-tobe can go to the winery and actually make their own wine, complete with a personal label. Actually, anyone can do it because the Wine Tailor is a custom winery i.e. they buy their grapes rather than grow them, and can make small batches to order. Otherwise you can simply enjoy the winery’s award winning bottles. 8916 Foothill Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.481.5050; www.thewinetailor.com. YOGAM CENTER. This yoga center is a recent addition to the area, featuring classes and workshops for folks of all ages, including yoga for kids, mommy & me yoga, stress relief yoga (hey, we need that!) and introduction to meditation. 9720 Central Ave., Montclair, 909.625.1400; www. yogamcenter.org.

off road BIG PINE FLAT TRAIL. A 25-mile trail course gives off-roaders a great, leisurely ride through the scenic San Bernardino National Forest. Off Green Valley Lake Rd. in the San Bernardino Forest, San Bernardino. CACTUS FLATS. Perfect for camping and all-day riding. This self-contained area of the forest is a hot spot for offroad enthusiasts. A National Forest Adventure Pass is required before riding. Off Hwy. 18, east of Big Bear, 909.866.3437.

BY jeff girod

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Word Bull’s eye! Or bear’s eye or lion’s eye or zebra’s eye... In fact, a bull is probably the only thing TV host and selfdescribed “hardcore huntress” Melissa Bachman hasn’t tried to shoot, gut and wear as a decorative purse. Bachman hosts a weekly show called Winchester Deadly Passion, which follows her hunting exploits across America. But Bachman’s the one running and ducking for cover after public outrage over a recent Twitter post of her picture next to a dead lion she apparently shot and killed. Bachman tweeted the picture of herself, proudly kneeling and holding a rifle along with the comment, “An incredible day hunting in South Africa! Stalked inside 60 yards on this beautiful male lion . . . what a hunt!” Way to go, Melissa—except for the part where you killed a lion. Because it turns out, while lion hunting is legal in South Africa, there are only 20,000 lions on the entire continent of Africa. (Make that 19,999.) By comparison, there were more than 200,000 lions in Africa in the 1960s. Though to be fair, I don’t think Melissa killed all 180,001 African lions since 1960. Since Bachman’s tweet, a change. org petition has been created to have her permanently banned from South Africa. The petition has more than 377,000 signatures, including Richard Robinson who wrote, “You didn’t kill a lion, you stood behind a machine and pulled a little trigger, you pathetic, sad excuse of a human.” Since the tweet, Bachman has done a good job of playing dead herself. Bachman de-activated her Twitter and Facebook accounts, as well as her website which featured a “trophy room” section with photos of dead animals including a crocodile, zebra and bear. (Oh my!) I don’t know how anyone can hunt and kill anything without feeling like a complete jackass (which is probably another “trophy” on Bachman’s wall). I imagine a moose or deer surviving for years in the wilderness, braving unspeakable perils and predators. Why should any of us get to play God and decide when that life ends? I can’t even function correctly after an iPhone update. We are not worthy as a species to end the lives of even geese and

rabbit. And before anyone starts with the argument of “we have to do it, or there will be overpopulation.” One, that’s probably the most science you’ve uttered in your entire life. And two, c’mon, really? You’re hunting to save the rest of us from an overpopulation of elk? Gee, thanks but no thanks. I love guns. I have probably fired 30 different kinds, indoors and out. I think guns serve an important purpose when used responsibly and by the right people—preferably not by someone who looks like Larry the Cable Guy slathered in deer urine whose trying to “smoke out” a nest of ducklings from 100 yards and armed with a gun that looks like it should be featured in Halo. Hunting is not a sport, because sport involves an outcome that is yet to be decided. When the Dallas Cowboys play the New York Giants, sometimes the Cowboys win and sometimes the Giants win. What doesn’t happen is 100 percent of the time the Giants end up skinned and tied to the front of the Cowboy’s team bus. To paraphrase comedian Paul Rodriguez: In a sport, both sides should know they’re in the game. If you hunt or enjoy taking another anything’s life, so be it. That’s on you. You can carry that around like a stupid, floppy hunter’s cap. There’s enough pain and heartache in the world without intentionally causing something to suffer and bleed to death. Personally I don’t see how anyone could cause that and feel a source of accomplishment or pride like Melissa Bachman. If it’s about bonding, join a softball team. If it’s about adrenaline, take up extreme sports. Become a really shitty rock climber. Maybe if you fall off of the rock you’re climbing, you’ll land on a raccoon below. That’s kind of like hunting. Or better yet, take a long quiet walk by yourself—leave the gun at home—and ponder why you glean such satisfaction from hurting furry innocent things. There’s a target worth aiming at. IE

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