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DENGUE FEVER AND ITS DANG GOOD TUNES | BLACK FRIDAY PLAGUES THE IE | BURGERS, PASTRAMI, BURRITOS OH MY!

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FEELING HOT HOT HOT

David Michalek turns a mere five seconds of movement into a beautiful and intimate portrait of human nature.

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NOT QUITE HOLIDAY CHEER

film

Discover inner peace with Inner Prisms . . . and it’s our band of the week!

In the face of proverbial rock, Dengue Fever brings some much needed heat.

CALENDAR

Man, we haven’t been this sad since Mr. Miyagi died. Farewell, Paul Walker.

CHARLIE MURPHY! Need we say more? . . . Get yourself some culture and see a traditional ballet rendition of The Nutcracker.

Out of the Furnace is a “holiday” film for the scrooge in us all.

GET YOUR KICKS

Jim’s Charbroiled Burgers should be your first stop on Route 66.

Black Friday: Where the sales suck and the well being of others doesn’t matter.

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Cover design by Steven Myrdahl

Only in America will people hurt others for the sake of a sale, one day after they give thanks for what they already have.

THE RUNDOWN

FINAL WORD

Stumped on what to give your loved one for the holidays? Check out our Holiday Gift Guide!

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DANGEROUS DEALS

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Black Friday Madness in the IE Sales, shootings and stabbings—what the holidays are all about By Alex Distefano

As thousands of eager, rabid shoppers gathered at retail stores across the country for the annual Black Friday discount deals, hundreds of others also congregated for another purpose—to protest against low wages and unjust working conditions, against the second largest corporation and retail outlet in the world, Wal-Mart. The IE saw its share of these protests amid the shopping obsessed holiday chaos, and according to local TV news station, ABC 7, there were almost 100 protestors at the Wal-Mart location in Ontario on Black Friday, 10 of which were arrested for refusing police orders to leave after the protest, and blocking traffic on Mountain Avenue. Warehouse Workers United put the nationwide protests together; an Ontario based non-profit organization seeking to improve working conditions and wages for Southern California’s low wageworkers. Elizabeth Brennan, from Warehouse Workers United told ABC 7 that while Wal-Mart rakes in an annual estimated profit $17 billion, most of its workers have families and are struggling to get by with less than $17,000 dollars a year. She said that the protestors demanded better pay, benefits and better treatment for all WalMart employees. The Press Enterprise reported that a man dressed as Santa Claus was among the 10 people arrested at the protest. The protest in Ontario was held in conjunction with 1,500 simultaneous protests across the country, in cities such as Washington D.C., Miami, Sacramento and Chicago. Another protest was also held in front of a WalMart on Crenshaw in Los Angeles, where 250 picketed in front of the store, with no major incidents to report. Ontario Police department spokesman Detective William Russell told Press Enterprise that none of the 100 protestors ever entered the store, and around 50 police officers were sent to keep order on the streets near the store. He said that the people arrested would most likely be cited for a violation, a misdemeanor charge of Publisher Jeremy Zachary Editor-In-Chief Evan Senn Entertainment Editor Ashley Bennett calendar editor Jamie Solis WEB editor Zachariah Weaver Art Director Steven Myrdahl Editorial Design DirectoR Tommy LaFleur Graphic Designer Vidal Diaz

“Failure to Disperse,” but would ultimately be let out of jail. The protest at the Wal-Mart in Ontario even made national headlines putting the spotlight on the IE, and was featured online and in news outlets around the country—even The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, which capitalized on the symbolic image of Santa Claus being led away from the Wal-Mart in handcuffs. But, aside from the protests against Wal-Mart, Black Friday also proved to be outright dangerous for some shoppers, as there were dozens of violent incidents from coast to coast. Locally, the Press Enterprise also reported that a Rialto police officer was hurt outside of a WalMart, when he intervened in a fight between two men. The altercation between the two men occurred just after the doors of the store opened, as more than 3,000 people flocked towards the entrance. The policeman broke his wrist in the scuffle, according to the Press Enterprise, and is expected to make a full recovery. Editorial Contributors Gustavo Arellano, Alex Bradley Stacy Davies, Jasen Davis, Alex Distefano, Eric Francis, Bill Gerdes, Jeff Girod, S.A. Hawkins, Kimberly Johnson Robin Johnson, Carl Kozlowski, Robert Kreutzer, Michelle Lepori, Kevin Longrie, Dan MacIntosh, Molly McFly Will Morrison, Arrissia Owen, Kathryn Poindexter, Nancy Powell, Paul Rogers, James Saunders, Joy Shannon, Andrea Steedman, Terri Schlichenmeyer, Liquid Todd, Tamara Vallejos, Suzanne Walsh, Simon Weedn

In Carlsbad, local news stations from San Diego reported that a person was stabbed in the stomach, outside of a mall; while in Las Vegas, two men allegedly shot a man in the leg, while attempting to rob his newly purchased big screen television set in a Target parking lot. A shockingly violent attack happened in Virginia, according to the Huffington Post, where a violent fight turned into a stabbing outside of a Wal-Mart parking lot. According to police, the fight broke out over a parking space, and one of the men even pulled out a gun. Just outside of Illinois, a police officer was dragged from a moving car by a suspected shoplifter. The incident happened at Kohl’s in the town of

Law & Disorder

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Business Manager Linda Lam

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Romeoville, according to local news reports, and the driver was shot in the arm by police and taken into custody. The officer suffered minor injuries and was treated and released from an area hospital. Yet, the retail giant Wal-Mart tried to downplay the violence this year as insignificant, and even told the Huffington Post that this year was safer than last. “From coast to coast, we had the safest start to Black Friday ever,” A Wal-Mart spokesperson told the news source. “With millions of customers shopping our stores, we expect some incidents, but thankfully they were isolated and resolved quickly. Overall the number of incidents is significantly down from last year.” IE

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By molly mcfly retailers to make a universal agreement to open no later than say, midnight. At the very least. There’s a huge difference between greed and sacrifice when it comes to necessity. D-bags.

Wednesday, November 27

It’s Friday!!! Well, for those who get Thanksgiving off of work anyway.

Thursday, November 28

See how your belt doesn’t fit anymore? That’s the sign that Thanksgiving plumped you up. That’s also a sign that it wouldn’t hurt to lose a few pounds so you can gain it back on Christmas.

Friday, November 29

I did my time working retail. In the process, I learned some valuable life lessons about how inconsiderate customers really are. On this day, deemed Black Friday universally by all retail employees of the nation, the customers are ruthless. One year, a woman got up in my face screaming at the top of her lungs because we didn’t have any Nintendo DS portable consoles in stock. Yeesh. Now, each year stores open earlier and earlier. While you many might think “Oh 8 p.m. isn’t that bad, those employees will still get to have dinner and head to work,” shame on you. Those employees have to start prepping as early as 3 p.m. for the massive amount of Americans who trash stores, hold no regard for the well-being of other shoppers and proceed to run over the heels of anyone in their way with a cart that can barely support the P.O.S. television they think they’re getting a deal on. Some say that if the employees don’t like it they can quit—those who say that are jerks who don’t recognize that jobs are still hard to find. Others might even tell employees to stop complaining, since no one in the military gets the holiday off for Thanksgiving either. I whole-heartedly appreciate the dedication of those individuals who work to protect the well-being of our nation. However it would not kill the businessesmen of Best Buy, Target, Walmart and all other major

Saturday, November 30

I’ve never shed a tear for anyone except 1.) The moment when I thought Gandalf the Grey died (spoiler) and 2.) When I heard that Pat Morita, better known in his part as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid, passed away. But the sexy, glistening blue-eyed celebrity, Paul Walker, died on this day. He wasn’t like the rest of his fellow celebs, dying from drug overdoses and other self-inflicted harm, Walker was simply attending a charity event. He took a quick break, hopped into a red 2005 Porsche with his friend and business partner Roger Rodas, and they somehow crashed into a tree, causing the car to catch fire. As a tribute, fans have been driving past the scene performing burn-outs, donuts and other car-related skid marks. Smart, guys. Although sad, Walker’s death is pretty ironic. His public image is through his part as a racing daredevil in The Fast and the Furious films. I like to think that tragically young celebrities want to retire early and willingly choose to fake their own death. Afterwards, they move to a secluded location where all other celebrities live out their lives, surviving well past the current age limit by harvesting cloned organs. What? They have money, it could happen. I can see it now. Instead of dying as we all believe, celebs just throw up their hands and exclaim “F*ck it, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!” and then move to a space station. Anyway, Paul Walker, whether you’re really gone forever or just speeding the windy roads of some uncharted island, we’ll miss you.

Sunday, December 1

Now that the smoke has cleared, let’s take a look at the damage. People trampling each other in a stampede to snag a PlayStation 4? Check. A fight in a Wal-Mart parking lot that ended in a stabbing? Check. People freaking out when an alleged “doorbuster” has sold out—triple check. If these annual occurrences don’t say enough about the holiday, here’s a new one—a police officer who attempted to apprehend two shoplifters on the day of darkness had his arm closed in a car door and dragged several yards across a parking lot.

Monday, December 2

Cyber Monday? Ohhhh yeah. I’ll take shopping online over getting dressed and going out ever time. No idiot drivers to avoid or lines to stand in, just hanging out in my PJs with my trusty mouse and keyboard.

Tuesday, December 3

On this day in history, a number of cool events occurred. Andrew Jackson was elected in 1828, the first co-ed school opened in Ohio in 1833; but of all of these events, none were more important to the man who gave the millennial generation something to do at the dinner table: text. In 1992 British engineer Neil Papworth, sent the world’s very first “telephone text message,” a simple “Merry Christmas” greeting, from his work computer to his co-worker’s mobile phone (which at the time was obviously a huge brick). It’s hard to believe that 20 years later, not only are we wishing Happy Thanksgiving to the world via texts and social media, we’re connecting in ways that nobody thought possible. Some kids born before the age of the cell phone don’t even know what life is like beyond the limitless capabilities of a cell phone. IE

BULLETIN NOT-SO-LITTLE WILD PIGGIES INVADE EASTVALE PARK It’s no secret that the Santa Ana River is home to a variety of wildlife, including a population of wild pigs. Recently, swine that live in the river bottom have traversed into Eastvale’s Riverwalk Park, causing thousands of dollars in damage to the well-kept lawn. After dusk and throughout the night, the pigs make their way onto the lawn scavenging for grubs and worms in the soil, sometimes in groups of 30 or 40. According to the Press Enterprise, the lawn affected by the pig’s feeding was left “looking as though someone had run wild with a rototiller.” When the “damages” were first discovered, repairs were made immediately. However now that the visits from the pigs have become more frequent, repairs have been temporarily halted until further decisions regarding the pigs have been made. The pause is in hopes that the pigs just move on and “[begin] bothering somebody else,” as stated by the Jurupa District’s Park and Community Affairs Director. IE

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BY Chuck Shepherd

News of the

BY Gustavo Arellano

Weird

LEAD STORY

Is the signature smell of Texas A&M University more “Italian lemon, bergamot and iced pineapple” (that open into “a body of vivid florals, raw nutmeg and cinnamon”) or more “bat feces” and “chilifest stink”? The two commentaries were contrasted in a November Wall Street Journal report on the introduction of Masik Collegiate Fragrances’ Texas A&M cologne (one of 17 Masik college clients) at around $40 for a 1.7-ounce bottle. Louisiana State University’s scent conjures up, insisted one grad, the campus’s oak trees, but so far has pulled in only $5,500 for the school. (To a football rival of LSU, the school’s classic smell is less oak tree than “corn dog.”) The apparent gold standard of fan fragrance is New York Yankees cologne, which earned the team nearly $10 million in 2012.

RECURRING THEMES

Among America’s most prolific “fathers” (in this case, perhaps better considered “egg-fertilizers”) are Nathaniel Smith, age 39, who claimed on TV’s “Divorce Court” in September that he is the father of 27, and the late Samuel Whitney, whose grown stepdaughter Lexie Woods learned that he claimed 54 before he died in July at age 87. Smith (known in Dayton, Ohio, as “Hustle Simmons”) insisted that he is a fine father (doesn’t smoke or drink, keeps contact with most of the kids, has “only” 21 child-support orders out), and besides, he told WHIO-TV, “I know of people who have even more than me.” (Among Whitney’s belongings, said Woods, were a “pile” of birth certificates and a stash of maximumstrength Viagra. “He was a likable man, a ladies’ man.”) Latest Collateral Damage: (1) In October, a 28-year-old man, reeling from a domestic argument in Port Richey, Fla., put a gun to his head and, against his girlfriend’s pleas, fired. As a neighbor across the street stood on her porch, the suicide bullet left the victim’s head and made three wounds on the neighbor’s leg, sending her to the hospital. (2) About a week later, on the Norwegian island of Vesteroy, a moose hunter missed his target but hit an obscured cottage in the distance, wounding a man in his 70s as he answered nature’s call. He was airlifted to Ullevaal University Hospital in Oslo. In November, barely two weeks after a small plane carrying 10 skydivers left no survivors when it crashed on the way to an exhibition near Brussels, Belgium, nine skydivers were able to dive for safety when two planes headed

for a tandem jump collided near Superior, Wis. News stories did not address how experienced skydivers escaped one plane but not the other. Animal Sacrifice—in America: In September, Orthodox Jewish communities once again staged traditional kaparot, in which chickens are killed in a prescribed way for the purpose of “transferring” a believer’s latest sins over to the chicken (whose death banishes the sins). (In many such ceremonies, the chickens are donated for food, but protesters in Los Angeles criticized rogue practitioners who simply tossed carcasses into the trash.) In November, Miami-Dade County animal services found a severely injured chicken with a family’s 4-by-6 photograph protruding from its chest, having been haphazardly “implanted,” along with a note containing several hand-written names, apparently a casualty of local Santeria services. Some Americans still believe that stock market sales are typically made human-to-human, but the vast majority of buys and sells now are made automatically by computers, running pattern-detecting programs designed to execute millions of trades, in some cases, less than one second before rival computer programs attempt the same trades. In September, a Federal Reserve Board crisis involved, at most, seven milliseconds’ time. The Fed releases market-crucial news typically at exactly 2 p.m. Washington, D.C., time, tightly controlled, transmitted by designated news agents via fiber optic cable. On Sept. 18, somehow, traders in Chicago reportedly beat traders elsewhere to deal an estimated $600 million worth of assets—when theoretically, access to the Fed’s news should have been random. (In other words, the drive to shave milliseconds off the “speed of light” has become quite profitable.) Toilets are always a favorite protest symbol, most recently employed by David Labbe, disputing a zoning decision by officials in Augusta, Maine, preventing the sale of his house to Dunkin’ Donuts (for, he said, three times what he paid), and he has begun lining his property with discarded toilets. Augusta-native Labbe says he has given up on his city and his neighbors (who fear traffic problems if a Dunkin Donuts opens). (On the same day, coincidentally, toilets made news in Los Angeles, where YoYo Li was about to open the city’s first toilet-themed restaurant, patterned after several in Taiwan in which diners squat at tables and eat off commode-shaped serving vessels.)

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¡ASK A

MEXICAN! Dear Mexican: I find myself at odds with my peers because I don’t like coffee or coffee drinks. I need to find a substitute beverage that will be tasty yet somehow hip. I’ve heard that Mexicans have magical chocolate drinks called atole, champurrado, and chocolate, but I don’t know what is in them or what they taste like. Do you have any advice? Thirsty in OC Dear Gabacho: You’re a smart gabacho, you know that? Coffee is among mankind’s most overrated drinks, and has created a nation of babosos who think it’s perfectly fine to hacer cola at Starbucks every morning to buy some overpriced chingadera. Mexicans, on the other hand, line up for far-more-flavorful-and-healthy hot drinks every morning. Atole is a gruel made of masa and usually piloncillo (unrefined brown sugar) and cinnamon; Mexis have imbibed it since the Aztecs were stuck in caves in Aztlán. Champurrado is atole mixed with chocolate; chocolate (or, in gaba speak, “Mexican hot chocolate) is—you got it!—hot chocolate, except the sweet stuff is of the bitter, better variety instead of some Nestlé heresy. These drinks are sold year-round at panaderias, but most Mexican restaurants in American barrios start whipping up batches come December, when the cold comes in and a steaming cup of any of the three will take you through the day. Christmastime also brings a seasonal specialty: ponche. Every family has their own ponche recipe; ours includes guayabas, orange, pineapple, apples, cherries, cinnamon, grapes, cloves, piloncillo, tejocotes, and whatever else my tías throw in. And, after the

kiddies have their fill, un piquito de tequila, of course! It’s literally just hot fruit punch, but you know us Mexicans: we take the menial and turn it into the celestial. I was shopping at a swap meet one time, and I saw that a little 12-year-old girl was trying to dress her fresh-from-the-border uncle into some black shades, big ol’ baggy pants, and a Fubu jersey. My actual question is: Why do border brothers who cannot speak any English at all like to shave their heads and dress like a cholo? Because, as luck would have it, that uncle was standing in front of me in line and his gross, pimply newly shaved head with fat rolls in back of his head was staring at me. More of an Affliction Guy

Dear Gabacho: I tengo que take issue with your generalization of our border brothers—if they all dressed like cholos, then Stetson would’ve been out of business long ago. But if they do dress like cholos, it’s just the usual tale of immigrants shedding the traditions of their mother country and dressing to mimic what’s around them. Put them in fancy neighborhoods, they’ll dress in Brooks Brothers; put them out in the fields, it’s all about jeans and long-sleeved shirts to guard against the sun and pesticides. And put them in gang-infested neighborhoods, and it’s no surprise they’ll dress like cholos. Fashion no es rocket science, cabrón. Ask the Mexican at themexican@ askamexican.net, be his fan on Facebook, follow him on Twitter @ gustavoarellano or ask him a video question at youtube.com/askamexicano!

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Holiday Gift Guide Give your family and friends a reason to love you even more! The world is divided into two types of people: There are those that love to shop, and those that truly believe the mall will be their demise. Whether you get an adrenaline rush from the smell of Cinnabon in the morning, or feel like a character from The Walking Dead every time you step into a department store, you can always use a little advice when it comes to picking out that perfect gift, right? Therefore, let’s all come together, shop-aholics and holiday dread-ers alike, and consider some of the very best gift options for the holidays.

Earth’s Flame

Crooks newcastlelable skateboard or t-shirt

Don’t you miss the “locals only” attitude, and the old fashioned thrasher-skate shops? Well good news IE, Crooks Skateboard Shop is back! This is the little board shop that won’t go down. After opening a few various Riverside locations that were mysteriously misplaced for a while, Crooks is back—for good. Crooks is famous for their Crooks “Beer Label” boards and t-shirts. What better way to please your skateboarding-obsessed loved one than with that IE classic: A Crooks Coors YellowLabel Skateboard? Support your local skaters and hooligans, and buy at Crooks! Crooks Skateboard Shop, 3764 9th St., Riverside, (951) 201-0508, facebook.com/CrooksSkateboardShop.

Timex Modern Originals

Green Technology is revolutionizing everything from powering our homes to our cars, so it’s no wonder that our fireplaces are now going green as well—and that’s a good thing because our wood-burning fireplaces have been releasing tons of harmful pollutants into the environment. Award-winning Earth’s Flame in Corona has your green solution for under $500! Simply replace your iron grates with an Earth’s Flame Clean Burn System and reduce pollutants by 78 percent! Show Mother Nature some love this holiday season and go green! Earths Flame, (888) 201-8805; www.earthsflame.com.

Now that everybody uses their phone to tell time, a nice watch really stands out in a crowd. And maybe your sweetie wants something he/she can wear for Christmas. So why not get him/her a Timex Modern Original? You know it’s quality because it’s Timex. It’s also going to look great because Timex simply knows how to make visually captivating watches. This is no guarantee your boo won’t still be fashionably late all the time, though. www.timex.com

iPad Air

When it comes to high tech gadgetry and supermodels, thin is always in. Such is certainly the case with the latest iteration of Apple’s iPad, the iPad Air. If you were a boxer, saying you weighed in at just one pound would be an embarrassment. However, although this skinny tablet may be slight, it’s also made with a refined aluminum unibody enclosure. Furthermore, its 9.7-inch retina display makes pictures look even better than HDTV. apple.com

All Ways Hydro

Do you know somebody with a love for plants? Well Hydroponic and Organic Gardening Supply Shop has taken all the guesswork out of starting a personal indoor gardening system with their “Allin-One Beginners Kit!” This kit includes high quality components and easy to use products for the beginner grower to hone their skills into a full blown passion, and it is just $550. Jingle all the way to All Ways Hydro for that perfect holiday gift that keeps on giving! All Ways Hydro, 2220 Eastridge Ave. Ste. C., Riverside, (951) 653-7272, allwayshydro.com.

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Google Chromecast

Yes, Google is going to rule the world—if it isn’t already doing so. Nevertheless, Google Chromecast is a cool visual entertainment accessory. This online system takes all the stuff, both online and not, such as Netflix, YouTube, Hulu Plus, and updates these all to synchronize with an ever increasing number of apps. You can watch all the stuff you used to only look at on your computer screen; only this time it’s now on your HDTV, instead. www.google.com/chromecast

Nike+ FuelBand SE

Sure, there are countless sports watches out there. However, those spotted wearing the Nike+FuelBand SE activity tracker will be immediately marked as serious athletes. All it takes is that simple familiar swoosh symbol. Everybody recognizes it. Everyone respects it. This baby tracks the intensity of your workouts and gives you a rundown on all kinds of physical activities. Heck, it even counts steps and tells time. (It doesn’t, however, do the actual workout for you). www.nike.com/FuelBand

Jawbone Up Bracelet

When you combine the Jawbone Up bracelet with the UP app, it becomes one powerful fitness tool. This wristband may know you better than you know yourself, as it tracks both your movement and sleep. Then the app shows you your data, allows you to factor in such things as meals and mood, and basically helps you live healthier. Whether you’re looking to track your weight or plot out your bike rides, it’s a great little tool. www.jawbone.com/UpBracelet

3rd Dimension Smoke Shop

Colton’s 3rd Dimension has been providing the IE with the best selection of water pipes, smoking accessories, body jewelry, hip t-shirts, stickers, posters, incense and now, vape kits for over 15 years! What’s great about a shop that’s been open for over a decade is the knowledgable staff that comes with it. This shop doesn’t disappoint and neither will you if you shop for your hip loved one here. Did someone say stocking stuffers? 3rd Dimension Smoking Accessories, 825 W. Valley Blvd., Colton, (909) 370-3738; www.facebook.com/ pages/3RD-Dimension-SmokingAccessories/107244389329477.

Bad Religion’s Christmas Songs album

It’s tough not to be extremely skeptical about Bad Religion’s Christmas Songs. If the group’s very name wasn’t reason enough for skepticism, the band’s vocalist Greg Graffin is an outspoken atheist that has even debated with Christians about their belief in God. What results here, however, is a pleasant pop-punk Christmas album, sung and played just as sincerely as Christians might do it. If you can’t take one more Andy Williams version of “White Christmas,” this disc is for you. www.walmart.com

Guitars from Music Mikes

Get your holiday music spirit on with rocking guitars from FENDER and YAMAHA! Santa can stuff those stockings with tuners, straps and much more. Music Mikes makes holiday music shopping a one stop experience. This holiday you can spread the cheer with music and Fender electric guitars as low as $149.95 all through the holidays. Stop in and ask about their guitar package deals and their price match guarantee. They service all major brands. Music Mikes, 6511 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, (951) 683-7777; www.musicmikes.com.

Nirvana’s 20th anniversary release of In Utero

Most everybody thinks of the album Nevermind when considering Nirvana’s big grunge breakthrough in the 90s. However, In Utero may be a better album. With great songs like “Heart-Shaped Box” and “All Apologies,” it makes quite a good case for itself. This 20th anniversary edition includes bonus tracks, such as demos and a 1993 concert, as well as b-sides. Buy it and wrap it in a heart-shaped box for your loved one. www.walmart.com

Sony Playstation 4

For gamers there is Sony PlayStation 4. This system is highly recommended for its graphics. It also runs with a simplified interface. If you’re trying to decide between it and the Xbox One— its primary competition—keep in mind that this one’s about $100 cheaper. An item like this may be difficult to find, as everybody and their brother will be shopping for one. But if you can get one, it’s a fantastic find. www.bestbuy.com

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MUSIC

BRING THE HEAT Cambodian rock steps up its game with Dengue Fever By Simon Weedn

The term “melting pot” gets thrown around a lot these days, especially as more contemporary acts embrace a variety of influence and styles. However, none may exemplify or define the term, musically, more perfectly than Los Angeles’ own, Dengue Fever. Drawing inspiration from indie, surf and psychedelic rock, and blending it with the distinct, foreign flavors of Cambodian regional and pop music, Dengue Fever may have one of the most unique and diverse sounds in not just the United States, but the entire world. With over a decade worth of experience as a band, and five records to its name, Dengue Fever continues to demonstrate a combination of talented and skillful songwriting and re-interpretation, as well as incredible, brilliant live shows. In addition to its records, the band was also the focal point of a documentary, Sleepwalking Through The Mekong, which captured the band’s experience touring through some of the major and rural areas of Cambodia in 2005. Though the band has stayed fairly active since its 2001 inception, 2013 has managed to be one of the band’s busiest years yet. First, the band released its fifth studio LP, In The Ley Lines, which it had the awesome privilege to record at Peter Gabriel’s Real World Studios out in the countyside of England. “When we did that recording, they invited us to stay and record during the middle of our tour in England,” explains founding member and the band’s organist, Ethan Holtzman. “When we were driving out there, we drove past Stonehenge and I know there’s these ‘Ley Lines’ that are pathways for unexplained energy . . . and then we were talking about it with the people over at Real World, and they were saying the lines ran right through Real World Recording Studio. So that’s why we put that name out and it stuck.” The record features a variety of material for fans including new recordings and arrangements of previously released material, two of

the band’s newer tunes recorded for the first time and an awesome five song live set that was tracked in front of an audience. Though the record only contains a modicum of new songs, long time fans will be enthralled by the re-imagining of older material, while newcomers will get a taste of one of the things the band is most known for, stunning live performances. Second, the band has just released a three song EP entitled, Girl From The North, which provides fans with a first glimpse of some of the completely new material that the band has been working on in the later part of this year. About the title track, Holtzman comments, “It has sort of a Cambodian/Thai/hill tribe/ traditional vibe to it. The guitar lines stem from that, and Nimol, our singer, grew up in Cambodia, and she also lived in a Thai refugee camp. There’s a style of music out of there called Thai Mor Lam music, and that one song is influenced by it.” Lastly, and probably the biggest news for Dengue Fever this year, was the band announcing the start of its very own independent record label, Tuk Tuk Records. In The Ley Lines and Girl From The North marked the label’s first releases ,and the band hopes the label can be an exceptional vehicle for their own music. “It’s nice to do whatever we want and have our own deadlines and we’re excited to see where we can go with it,” says Holtzman. However, when asked about it, Ethan doesn’t rule out the possibility of Tuk Tuk Records growing to take on releasing work by other artists as well. “For now we’re going to try to just do our own music, but we’re totally open to the idea of signing other bands and putting stuff out. But right now it’s just a matter of getting the ball rolling, getting some songs out, and seeing how we do.” With so much to look back and reflect on in 2013, as the band plays a final set of West Coast shows to round out the year, there’s a lot for Dengue Fever to be proud of. While most bands might be overwhelmed by the amount of work that just an LP, an EP or an independent record label might present, Dengue Fever seems to look forward to and thrive on the challenge of it all. One thing that seems most present, especially in Ethan Holtzman’s voice, as he talks about all of these various projects, is that the band is genuinely enjoying all of this work. Dengue Fever is looking forward to taking on new challenges and making more new art for its fans all over the world in the coming year. IE Dengue Fever at Pappy and Harriet’s Pioneertown Palace, 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, (760) 365-5956; www.pappyandharriets.com. Sat, Dec. 7. 9pm. $10.

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Band of the week Inner Prisms

MEMBERS: Gerald Penilla (lead vocals/guitar), Ruben Ruvalcaba (lead bass/vocals/saxophone), Sam Marsey (lead guitar/vocals/harmonica), Nico Miles (lead percussion/fresh kicks), Kurtis Jones (lead keys) and Makaila Elson (lead vocals/backup vocals). KINDRED SPIRITS: Devendra Banhart. RECENT RELEASES: Singularity (May 2010) and Synchronicity (July 2011). CITIES OF ORIGIN: Redlands, Riverside, Rialto and San Bernardino. WEBSITES: innerprisms.com. FREQUENTS: Back to the Grind (Riverside) and Mission Tobacco Lounge (Riverside). Life’s troubles are just as transitory (if not more-so) than life itself. With songs like “Learn How to Love” and “Everything is One,” Inner Prisms eloquently delivers this message through its rhythmic melodies. Discovering his hidden talents in the desert of Jacumba, Mexico, lead singer Gerald Penilla knew that making music was his calling. Unlike most, Penilla sought music as a way to enlighten his audience and create a sense of togetherness. With the help of band mate, Ruben Ruvalcaba, Penilla was abled to bring this idea into full affect by learning more formal aspects of music, which played a vital role in the evolution of the band’s sound. Since starting off as a small project between Penilla and Ruvalcaba in 2010, the band has expanded and now consists of six members creating a stellar ensemble. Now on their third album, Inner Prisms continues to promote positivity and well being, with soul warming sounds and profound lyrics.

solely of the three members. In the summer of 2012 the group picked up a drummer from Redlands named Ryan Sarmiento (The Calicos/Moro Amour) and Kurtis Jones on keyboards. Together the quintet began work on Inner Prisms’ third studio album and continued to write and gig as a five piece. In early 2013, Ryan withdrew from the group to focus on other projects, and Nico Miles immediately filled the position. Recently, through the same musical community, vocalist Mikaela Elson has joined the group, and the band has grown to six members.

How did your band get together? Gerald Penilla: Inner Prisms formed in 2010 when Ruben and I began to write songs together while living in a house near UCR. Sam was one of the many musicians featured on the first album that was representative of the musical community that had developed in and around UCR. After a year of writing and playing as a duo, Sam became a full-time member, and the trio became the second incarnation of Inner Prisms. Together we recorded a second album consisting

Is there anything else you’d like us to know? Penilla: The key inspiration behind our project is to share an experience with people. Our music is about reminding people the importance of love and how happiness comes from within, not from the material world, which is how so many of us have been conditioned to believe. Our hope is that people leave our show with a new perception of both themselves and our world. (Victoria Banegas) IE

What inspires you to do what you do? Penilla: There’s two [aspects] of it, one is the aspect of sharing a positive message with people—love, compassion, more spiritual states of mind; and two, is to create musical experiences that people can relate to . . . that are part of the human experience. We have songs about love and loss, because I think it’s important to capture the essence of the human experience, all the ups and downs.

arts & culture

Humanity in Slow Motion David Michalek’s intimate “Figure Studies” will astound and amaze By Suzanne Walsh

David Michalek is a California born artist based in New York that is focused on telling the story of the contemporary human through elegant and thoroughly provocative examinations of the human body in motion. For his exhibition “Figure Studies,” showing through December at the Pomona College Museum of Art, Michalek presents video artworks that borrow from the solemn majesty of still photography although his subject matter is anything but still. Part intimate portrait, part scientific exploration, his HD video pieces utilize the latest technology to capture five second choreographed performances recorded at an incredibly high frame rate. When played in real time, the five seconds captured stretch to a length of 10 minutes or more—in essence defying the laws of physics within the realm of photography—the capture of a single experiential moment. In this case that “single moment” has been bundled together with other moments, sequentially, and pulled across time. The result is a highly detailed look at the how the body performs for every instant it is moving, working, being. Even the most mundane action under Michalek’s rapid and meticulous gaze becomes strikingly beautiful.

As a body of work, his “Figure Studies” series is a continuation of the much-acclaimed “Slow Dancing,” which consisted of a series of video portraits of dancers, shot in the same manner. Gorgeous movement experts with perfect form and passion pouring out of their pores with every turn or flex—“Slow Dancing” hones in to the human spirit in split-instants with incredible accuracy and intimacy. With “Figure Studies,” Michalek continues to build strong narratives through the celebration of movement, including these intimate and often overlooked moments, along with straight forward (but no less emotionally stirring) configurations that speak to the haunting and astounding work of Eadweard Muybridge. In all the videos, the figures are captured nude against a deep, dark background so that all attention can be given to the play of bone, muscle and skin. It is clear that Michalek as an artist possesses the same genius as Muybridge, exploring the outer reaches of what technology can provide to achieve his artistic vision. If you are aware of the work of Eadweard Muybridge, the 17th century pioneer in motion photography, than you can also remember the first time you experienced his work. Intriguing contact sheets of a figure,

each frame representing a single moment of movement. When played together they represented the first ever moving picture. Even today, in an age when the motion picture is an inescapable part of our everyday lives, Muybridge’s work continues to intrigue. He was truly the first to capture the countless mannerisms hidden within how a creature moves. His work revealed aspects of human and animal movement never before realized. Taking in the work of David Michalek, the viewer is struck with the same sense of discovery. As a whole, the exhibit is a stunning meditation on the nature of life. If we are alive than we are in movement, from the blood running through our veins to the rotation of weight from heel to toes, which facilitate the momentum that propels us forward. These are not small details. In this exhibition a mere five seconds have been successfully rendered a sacred and profound occurrence and should not be missed. IE

Kevon, exhibition film still, “Figure Studies”

Francesca and Child, exhibition film still, “Figure Studies”

“Figure Studies” at Pomona College Museum of Art, 330 N. College Ave., Claremont, (909) 621-8283, www.pomona.edu/museum. On view thru December 22. Museum open Tues-Sun, 12pm-5pm.

Installation view at Pomona College Museum of Art

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Blast of evil Out of the Furnace provides a dark noir antidote to the cheery holiday season

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post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). When he racks up a gambling debt that’s too big to handle for local crime boss John Petty (Willem Dafoe), Rodney begs Petty to let him knock out his debt by taking some knocks in the ring, which DeGroat—the string-puller behind Petty’s criminal activities—runs. Petty worries that the DeGroat ring is too intensely violent for Rodney, but the troubled soldier insists, leading to tragic consequences, which draw Russell into a quest to put away DeGroat for good. Furnace works as a gritty modern noir set in the rarely seen world of the small-town Northeast, but its well-written and acted characters make it deeply affecting. Bale makes Russell particularly three-dimensional, as he struggles to keep his dignity and faith alive as he recovers from a prison stint for killing a child in a DUI-related car accident. He also must get over the fact that he lost his longtime girlfriend (Zoe Saldana) to the town police chief (Forest Whitaker) during his time behind bars. Meanwhile, Affleck is a boiling caldron of emotions and frustration with the limited options afforded him after he risked his life in numerous tours of duty. And Harrelson has said that DeGroat was such a horrendous person that he was the one character in his lengthy career that he was most eager to shake off. You might have guessed by now that Out of the Furnace is something of a downer, and as such it might seem a strange release for the holiday season. But amid the many ways to express holiday cheer these days, perhaps there needs to be a movie for the Scrooge or Grinch in us all. IE

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By Carl Kozlowski

Woody Harrelson has made a career of playing both lovable nut jobs and diabolical psychopaths, taking the portrayal of evil to controversial new heights in Natural Born Killers in 1994. Now, nearly 20 years later, he’s outdone himself once again, this time in Out of the Furnace, in which Harrelson plays redneck Harlan DeGroat, a meth-dealing operator of a fight club that makes Brad Pitt’s underground endeavors in the 1999 cult classic look like schoolyard mischief. But Out of the Furnace, which hits theaters nationwide Friday, is not just another simpleminded exercise in gutbucket brutality. Rather, it’s the story of two brothers— played by Christian Bale and Casey Affleck—whose lives are forever transformed when they cross paths with DeGroat. The second film by writer-director Scott Cooper, who directed Jeff Bridges to an Oscar in his filmmaking debut Crazy Heart in 2009, Furnace is a tale of forgotten lives stuck in neutral in far too many American small towns. Here, the city is the real-life burg of Braddock, Pa., which had taken it on the chin after its steel mills shut down. Bale plays Russell Baze, a goodhearted Everyman who works hard in the same mill in which his father toiled. He now cares for his dad, waiting for the old man to die while lying on a couch at home with an IV drip in his arm. Russell has another brother named Rodney, a war vet traumatized by four tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. Rodney can’t stop drinking, fighting and gambling due to his

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EATING WITH ALLAN

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A JUICY VARIETY Hanging out at Jim’s World Famous Charbroiled Hamburgers is bound to make your mouth water By Allan Borgen Finding a good, independently owned fast food burger joint can be a difficult task, however, there is one restaurant that I often visit when I yearn for a really good burger: Jim’s Charbroiled Hamburgers in Upland. It’s a family restaurant offering a variety of burgers, sandwiches, salads, Mexican dishes as well as some terrific and filling breakfast items. This free standing fast food restaurant is decked out with Route 66 memorabilia and it’s notably one of the cleanest fast food restaurants that I have ever stepped foot in. They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so I decided to feast upon the Chicken Fried Steak & Eggs, a Western Omelet and the popular Breakfast Burrito. The Chicken Fried Steak features a crispy and very tasty chicken-fried steak (which is really made of beef) smothered with rich, thick white sausage gravy and three eggs. The Western Omelet on the other hand was filled with a variety of goodies: made with three-eggs, diced onions, green peppers and ham. Like other breakfast entrees, this omelet comes with your choice of delicious crisp hash brown potatoes, toast and jelly or biscuits and gravy. The last of the breakfast items I “sampled” was the popular Breakfast Burrito, which was expertly made up of flour tortilla with three scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, hash browns and your choice of bacon, sausage or chorizo. I love their link-sausage, so I always highly recommend it. Now comes some of their outstanding lunch and dinner items like Jim’s Famous Pastrami, The pastrami sandwich features a large toasted roll stuffed (that’s no

exaggeration) with delicious peppery meat that has just the right amount of fat to give it that distinct pastrami flavor. The Avocado, Bacon and Cheese Burger on the other hand is on a whole new level of delicious. When checking out Jim’s, you absolutely must try one of their burgers. On this trip, my burger of choice started out with a nicely toasted sesame seed hamburger bun, homemade thousand island dressing, a quarter-pound charbroiled beef patty, two strips of crispy bacon, American cheese and slices of fresh avocado finished off with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and onions. I love this burger and can’t wait to have in again on my next trip here (which is bound to be soon). The last of my entrees was the Fried Fish Plate. It consists of three large pieces of battered and deep fried cod, the exterior of which is nice and crunchy, while the fish itself was mild tasting and very moist. The meal comes with a salad, a dinner roll, a ton of fries, two onion rings and two fresh fried zucchini sticks. I’ve been here multiple times before and would recommend a ton of Jim’s menu items, like the Chili and Cheese Burrito, the Polish Sausage Sandwich, the Club Sandwich and the Breakfast Special. Jim’s also offers some terrific daily combination specials as well as a drive-thru service. My closing message is clear! Why go to the large national fast food chain restaurants when you have Jim’s World Famous Charbroiled Hamburgers so close to home? IE

EUREKA! BURGER. Try a few layered burgers or salads with a massive selection of beer on tap. Dig in! 580 W. First St., 909.445.8875; www. eurekaburger.com. $$ Hip Kitty Jazz And Fondue. Come and enjoy an assortment of cheese, meat and vegetable fondues. 502 W. 1st St., 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com. $$ LOVING HUT CLAREMONT. Heaven for both vegans and healthy food seekers alike. 175 N. Indian Hill Blvd., Bldg. A-102, 909.621.1688; www. lovinghut.us/claremont_01.

CORONA ANTHONY’S PIZZA & PASTA. World’s greatest bread sticks, plus killer calzones and of course, the pizza’s always a pie perfecto! 13100 Magnolia Ave., 951.279.6960. $ ASAHI SUSHI. Here they’ve got plenty of tasty rolls and a pretty mean all-you-can-eat menu to boot. 420 N. McKinley St., Corona, 951.738.3000. CAFE SOLE. Pamper your body and your appetite with some healthy Mediterranean cuisine. Glen Ivy Hot Springs Spa, 25000 Glen Ivy Rd., Corona, 951.453.6489; www.glenivy.com/springs/ cuisine/cafe-sole. CHUCK WAGON CAFÉ. A vintage stop where large portions of crave-worthy comfort foods reign supreme. 1070 E 6th St., 951.737.7162; $ CORKY’S KITCHEN AND BAKERY. Great prices and oh-so much better food than Denny’s with that fresh, homemade taste. 3811 Bedford Canyon Rd., Ste. 108, 951.735.3100; www.cork-

yskitchenandbakery.com. $ COUNTRY B.B.Q. This do-it-yourself BBQ is actually of Korean country origins. (And it’s just as great our Yankee finest.) 2276 Griffin Way #108, 951.734.8022. GOODFELLAS CAFÉ. A Greek diner featuring some good American food in an Italian theme. 1090 Pomona Rd., 951.340.1130; www.myspace.com/ goodfellascafe. HACIENDA GUADALAJARA. This Mexican restaurant is one of the best we’ve ever had. It’s more on the subtle end, but far from boring. 1353 W. 6th St., 951.735.5946. HOT DOG SHOPPE. Tired of the same ol’? Have that time-tested frankfurter dished up in a number of new ways, including the Wonder Tiger, The Justin, Blue German, Angry Dave and Garden of Eden. 510 Hidden Valley Pkwy., 951.898-8702; www.thehotdogshoppe-corona.com. JIMMY’S DINER. It’s tried-true American at this place; classic hamburgers and fries with a big dose of the ’50s for retro ambience. Check out the Elvis mural. 160 E. Ontario Ave., 951.734.0800; www.jimmysdinercorona.com. LUNA MODERN MEXICAN KITCHEN. Mexican cuisine with twists beyond the standard of ordinary salsa and ceviche. 980 Montecito Dr., 951.735.8888; www.lunammk.com . KING’S FISH HOUSE. It’s definitely a cut above the standard fare corporate crustacean cuisine. Even the bisque rocks (lobster). 2530 Tuscany Rd., 951.284.7900; www.kingsfishhouse.com. MANTRA INDIAN CUISINE AND BANQUET. This Indian spot is perfect if your taste buds are looking for an adventure of spice and flavor. 480 N. Main St., Corona, 951.739.9401; www.mantraresturants. com. OGGI’S PIZZA & BREWING CO. Cleverly named pizzas, authentic Italian pastas and gut-busting appetizers satisfy all! 2363 California Ave. #105, 951.817.0748; www.oggis.com. $$ THE ORIGINAL TACO STOP. For extremely savory street tacos and lip-smacking horchata, The Original Taco Stop is an ideal destination for excellent meat-and-tortilla combinations. (Taco truck not required.) 161 N. McKinley St., 951.340.9088.

Jim’s World Famous Charbroiled Hamburgers, 969 W. Foothill Blvd., Upland, (909) 931-4824.

Allan is the host of the Let’s Dine Out television show which airs Friday nights at 6:30pm on Channel 24, KVCR-P.B.S. and on the Let’s Dine Out radio show that airs on News Talk AM 590, KTIE every Saturday afternoon from 3pm-5pm. You can contact Allan at allan@ktie590.com or by phone (909) 910-3463. Visit his web sites www.feedme411.com and www.letsdineoutshow.com

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DINING GUIDE RA SUSHI. Japanese food for the younger, hipper set of folks in a stylish setting and signature rolls. 2785 Cabot Dr. #101, 951.277.7491; www.rasushi.com. SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKE HOUSE. Flapjacks of all kinds—plus a ton of other breakfast treats. 710 E. 6th St., 951.737.5977; www.silverdollarpancakehouse.com. THE STEAM HAUS GASTRO PUB. It’s got a handful of unique dishes and one well stocked bar; now all you need is a top hat and monocle to match the atmosphere. 2785 Cabot Dr., Ste 110, 951.277.7500; www. steamhausgastropub.com. SUSHI KAWA SPORTS BAR & GRILL. Other sushi spots might be “meh” but this Japanese restaurant has a huge menu filled with unique and tasty treats. 469 Magnolia Ave., Ste. 101, 951.280.0398; www.sushikawasportsbar.webs.com. TOM’S FARMS OLD FASHIONED HAMBURGERS. Bored of the daily burger grind? Try a Latin Burger, Tom’s Original 1/3 Pounder or the Jumbo Irish Nachos for new tastes. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., 951.277.4103; www. tomsfarms.com. $

ONTARIO FUSIONS BAR & GRILL. Great grub options exist here, include the tasty fries, soups and, hey, 101 martinis, too! 3550 Porsche Way; www.facebook. com/pages/Fusions-Martini-Lounge-andGrill/173232196044371. New York Grill. Fancy pants people like to go here—NY steaks, Australian lobster tail, lamb and awesome desserts. 950 Ontario Mills Dr., 909.987.1928; www.newyorkgrill.com. $$$ Philly’s Best. Classic hoagies and big Philly cheese steaks, straight from “The City of Brotherly Love.” 4320 E. Mills Cir., 909.484.7433. $ Vince’s Spaghetti. Nearly anyone who grew up in Ontario has had family dinners at this inexpensive, authentic Italian eatery. 1206 W. Holt Blvd., 909.986.7074; www.vincesspaghettirestaurant.com.

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ART’S BAR & GRILL. Daily breakfast, lunch and dinner specials including lobster, steak and halibut on Friday, and prime rib on Saturday. Delicious food, great atmosphere, and right off the 91 at University. 3357 University Ave., 951.683.9520. BELLA TRATTORIA ITALIAN BISTRO. Fine Italian cuisine in a posh atmosphere. Open for lunch and dinner. 3649 Mission Inn Ave., 951.784.0300; www. missioninn.com. $$ BUSY CAFÉ. End your search for the best Chinese grub here! This family restaurant has some flavorpacked beef, chicken and pork dishes mixed with the best spicy sauces make it “to die for.” And don’t forget to calm down your flaring taste buds with some Boba Milk Tea. 1201 University Ave., #110A, 951.683.2228. Café Sevilla. Spanish fare, Tapas bar, the works. Also has dinner shows on weekends. In The Marketplace. 3252 Mission Inn Ave., 951.778.0611; www.cafesevilla.com. $$$ LAS CAMPANAS. It’s the best star-gazing dining experience there is with the added bonus of a new chef and good eats. 3694 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0300; www.missioninn.com. $$$ Market Broiler. Open daily at 11am for lunch and dinner. Lunch is served until 3pm. The Market Broiler offers a children’s menu, senior’s discount and full bar. 3525 Merrill St., 951.276.9007; www. marketbroiler.com. NEW YORK PIZZA CO. If you’re missing that East Coast flavor, this place has that thin-crust appeal on lock. And try the pastrami sandwich, too. You’re welcome. 3570 Van Buren Blvd., 951.688.4000; www.newyorkpizzariverside.com. ZACATECAS CAFÉ. This place dates back to 1963. That should tell you something about its great Mexican grub right there. 2472 University Ave., 951.683.3939. ZORBA’S RESTAURANT. Deliciously traditional American burgers that you can wash down with a unique assortment of over fifty soda flavors. 450 Iowa Ave., 951.686.5830.

great cuisine getaways Explore the outer-IE’s great culinary treasures. AZTLAN TACOS. 29280 Central Ave., Ste G, Lake Elsinore, 951.471.0440. THE BISTRO. 84245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort.com. CAFÉ AROMA. 54750 N. Circle Dr., Idyllwild-Pine Cove, 951.659.5212; www.cafearoma.org ERNIE’S BAR AND GRILL. 56150 PGA Blvd., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com. GREAT OAK STEAKHOUSE. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.770.8507; www.pechanga.com. THE HOOD BAR AND PIZZA, 74360 Hwy 111, Palm Desert, 760.636.5220; www.thehoodbar.com. KING’S HIGHWAY. 701 E. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9900; www.acehotel.com/palmsprings/dining. LIAM’S IRISH PUB. 1087 S. Mt. Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900. MD BURGER. 494999 Eisenhower Dr., La Quinta, 760.564.4111; www.laquintaresort.com. POM FANTASY SPRINGS. 84245 Indio Springs Dr., Indio, 800.827.2946; www.fantasyspringsresort.com.

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sat 12/07

PUGACHEV’S BARREL-AGED BEER FESTIVAL NO. 2

This year’s release of everyone’s favorite barrel-aged beer, Pugachev Cobra, is going to be day you won’t want to miss. Not only will you get to choose eight tasty brews to sample from the vast line-up of Hangar 24 favorites, there will also be live music from Claremont Voodoo Society, Hobo Jazz and My Own Holiday, as well as food vendors. You’ll even get to take home a commemorative tasting glass. 11am-4pm. Hangar 24 Craft Brewery, 1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, (909) 389-1400; www.hangar24brwery.com.

fri 12/06 HARVEST FESTIVAL

Why not give the gift of art this holiday season? This art fest is featuring over 24,000 handcrafted original pieces, stage entertainment and strolling performers, specialty food, contests and more—providing plenty of variety and ideas for holiday shopping. The Harvest Festival is a holiday tradition, going on for its 41st year with nine shows across the country! Patrons have the chance to enter a raffle drawing for a shot at an original Randy Polk ring and bracelet set with pearls, diamonds, and orange sapphires—fancy right? Local artists as well as artists from all over the country will gather at this fest to show off their skills in jewelry, ceramics, blown glass, clothing, photography, candle-making, sculpting and lots more. Attendees can indulge in all the arts and crafts as well as purchase one-of-a-kind artworks for their homes or as gifts for this holiday season. If a Christmas inspired license plate, a gnarly fish-swimming through seaweed or funkycolored pumpkins made entirely of blown glass don’t blow you away, how about some period inspired jewelry—there is going to be a myriad of unique pieces to choose from. Get your arts and crafts on this holiday season! (Dulce Balandran) 9am-5pm. $4-$9. LA Fairplex, Pomona Building #4, 1101 W. McKinley Ave. (800) 346-1212; www.harvestfestival.com.

sun 12/08

THE NUTCRACKER

Considered by many to be the best showing of The Nutcracker in all of California, the Inland Pacific Ballet will be pairing up with Pomona College’s Orchestra live to perform this fantastic holiday tale. Everything about the talented cast will surely impress you, from their elegant dancing to their elaborate costumes. Come see as pirouettes light up the stage, and life-sized toys come to life. 1pm. Bridges Auditorium, Pomona College, 450 N. College Way, Claremont, (909) 607-1139; www.thebestnutcracker.com.

mon 12/09 “MUSIC TO MY EYES”

This new exhibit will feature the posters and music-related designs of the unique artist David Edward Byrd. With works that date back to 1968, as well as modern works by Byrd, you’ll be taken down a road of rock-n-roll history. His style touches on the times when Jefferson Airplane and Jimi Hendrix were all the rage—mastering a psychedelic design using a multitude of media. 10am. RAFFMA, Cal State San Bernardino, 5500 University Pkwy., San Bernardino, (909) 537-7373; raffma.csusb.edu.

thu 12/05

ART AFTER HOURS

Why limit yourself to enjoying the Pomona College Museum of Art during the daytime when you can get a more intimate and exciting experience after hours? Current exhibitions on view will be extended for you to gaze at, while you can attend a zine workshop with Bridgetown DIY at 8p.m. There will be live music co-sponsored by SPC, featuring Little Dipper and Igaf Sequoia, adding some background music to the night. 5pm. Pomona College Museum of Art, 333 N. College Way, Claremont, (909) 621-8283; www.pomona.edu/museum.

wed 12/11 COMEDY VAPORFEST

Jersey native Vince Royale will be headlining this comedy show, bringing you some of the crazy life experiences he has had as a comedian, actor and recording artist. Also featuring more comedians from HBO, Showtime and Comedy Central, you’re sure to have a ton of laughs, while this Comedy, Vapor & Ink Festival simultaneously promotes the top leaders of the Vaping & Tattoo Industry. 8pm. $10. Ontario Improv, 4555 Mills Circ., Ontario, (909) 484-5411; www.ontario.improv.com.

tue 12/10

TOMMY & THE HIGH PILOTS

Alternative pop-rock band Tommy & The High Pilots is making its way from Santa Barbara to the IE on its national tour. Come enjoy one of its most popular songs in Southern California—“Outta My Head.” Playing a diverse set of songs at this show, you will feel every emotion from the excitement of a first kiss to the sadness that comes with the end of a break-up. All in all, you’re in for a real treat. 7pm . $10. The Wire, 247 N. 2nd Ave., Upland, (909) 985-9466; thewire247.com. NOVEMBER 28 - december 4, 2013 | IEWEEKLY.com

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MUSIC 135 EAST. Every Sun Sunday Slaughterhouse. Every Tues Rock Tuesdays feat. Live bands. 10pm. Every Wed Live hip-hop. 6pm. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com.

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ALOFT HOTEL. Every Wed Acoustic Wednesdays. 8pm. 10480 4th St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.484.2018; www. aloftontario-rc.com. BARNACLES SPORTS BAR. Fri-Sat Draganfly. 1936 Mentone Blvd., Mentone, 909.794.5851; www.barnaclessportsbar. com. BENJARONG. Every Fri-Sat Live Music. 1001 Park Ave., Redlands, 909.792.3235; www. thebenjarong.com. BRANDIN IRON. Fri-Sat Country Nation. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www. brandinironsaloon.com. BRIDGES HALL OF MUSIC. Fri & Sun Pomona College Choir. Sat-Sun Pomona College Orchestra Joins Inland Pacific ballet. Mon Giri Kusuma. 150 E. 4th St., Claremont, 909.607.2671; music.pomona.edu. THE BULLDOG PUB. Every Thurs Bob Summers and His Quartet. Every Sun Bob Summersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Open Mic Night. 4pm-8pm. Shows: 21+. 1667 N. Mountain Ave., Upland, 909.946.6614. CADILLAC RANCH. Every Thurs Karaoke. 9pm Fri-Sat Southern Spirit. 9pm. Sun Merletallica. 5pm. 22581 Outer Hwy. 18, Apple Valley, 760.247.7060; www.cadillacranchav.com. CLUB TRINIDAD. Every Mon and Tues Tomcats. 7pm-11pm. The Purple Room, 1900 E. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.969.1800. DAILY GRIND. Every 1st Fri Open Mic. 6pm-10pm. Every Sat Live Showcase. 2955 Van Buren Blvd., Riverside, 951.352.7477; wwwdailybrewcrew.com. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every 1st Sat Live bands feat. Nuke Mutant Promotions Rockabilly, Rock en Espanol and more. 9pm-2am. Every 2nd Fri La

Nueva Cueva. 9pm-2am. Every 2nd Sat Live Rockabilly & Phsycobillthescrubdaily.com y bands feat. Empire Ent. & Blue Jean Betty. 9pm-2am. Every 3rd Fri Noche De Bandas Y Conjuntos. 9pm-2am. Every 3rd Sat Live heavy metal bands feat. Wolf Attack. 9pm2am. Every 4th Fri la Nueva Cueva. Every 4th Sat Live ska and reggae bands. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+. FLOUR FUSION. Every Fri Live Music. 7pm. 133 N. Main St., Lake Elsinore, 951.245.1166; www.flourfusion.com. FOX PERFORMING ARTS CENTER. Sat ABBA

MANIA. 8pm. Sun Masters of Harmony. 3pm. 3801 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.779.9800; www.foxriversidelive.com. THE GLASS HOUSE. Fri Problem. 7pm. 200 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.865.3802; www. theglasshouse.us. HANGAR 24 BREWERY. Every Wed Live Music. 6:30pm-9:30pm.1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, 909.398.1400; www. hangar24brewery.com. HIP KITTY JAZZ AND FONDUE. Thurs, Dec. 5 The Teryn Re Trio. 7pm. Fri Rumble King. 8pm. Sat The Jazz & Blues Christmas Review Show with Gina Saputo, Courtney Lemon,

Crystal Star and George Kahn. 8pm. Sun Dub Thief. 7pm. Tues Jetpacks & Laser Guns. 9pm. Wed Open Jam with Genoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Standard Band. 8pm. 502 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com. LA CREPERIE. Every Fri-Sat Jazz Night. 7pm-10pm. 3968 Grand Ave., Chino, 909.342.6016; www.lacreperiecafe.net. THE LIVING DESERT, Sun Ellington Brass Encounters, featuring Art Baron. 3pm & 5pm. 47900 Portola Ave., Palm Desert, 760.346.5694; www.livingdesert.org. MARDI GRAS RESTAURANT. Every Sat Jeff Chaz Blues Band. 7pm. 201 N. E St., San

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calendar Bernardino, 909.884.5000; www.mardigrasrestaurant.com. MARGARITAS RESTAURANT. Every Sun Live Music. 10:30am. 1000 E Tahquitz Canyon Rd., Palm Springs, 760.778.3500; www. margaritasrestaurant.net. MARIO’S PLACE. Every Fri & Sat Live Music. 10pm-1am. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside,

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951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com. MCCALLUM THEATRE, Fri-Sun Classics, Hits and Holiday Favorites. Fri, 8pm. Sat, 2pm & 8pm. Sun, 2pm & 7pm. 73000 Fred Waring Dr., Palm Desert, 760.340.2787. www. mccallumtheatre.com. OAK TREE LANES SPORTSBAR. Fri J.Grizz Band. 9pm. 990 N. Diamond Bar Blvd., Diamond Bar, 909.860.3558; www.

oaktreelanes.net. THE PALACE. Every 1st and 3rd Sun West Coast Sundays 9pm. 1276 W. 7th St., Upland, www.openmicbattle.eventbrite.com. PECHANGA RESORT AND CASINO. Fri Mannheim Steamroller Christmas by Chip Davis. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.693.1819; www.pechanga.com. PAPPY & HARRIET’S. Mon Ted Quinn’s Open Mic Night. 7pm. Sat Dengue Fever. 7pm. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, 760.365.5956; www.pappyandharriets.com. PEPE’S RESTAURANTAND ENTERTAINMENT. Fri-Sat Alien Bees. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; www. pepescanyonlake.com. PLUM HOUSE COFFEE CLUB. Every Fri, Sat & Tues Open Mic. Night. 6pm. 3882 12th St., Riverside, 951.784.1369; www.myspace. com/theplumhouse. THE PURPLE ROOM, Sun Judy’s Old Fashioned Christmas. 5:30pm. Judy: After Dark. 9pm. Wed Michael Holmes Trio. 6:30pm. 572 N Indian Canyon, Palm Springs, 760.969.1800. REDLANDS UNDERGROUND. Every Mon Open mic night hosted by Shaina Turian. 9:30pm. 19 E. Citrus, Redlands, 909.798.1500; www.redlandsunderground.com. RIVERSIDE TEMPLE BETH EL. Sat Traveling Klezmer Band. 7pm. 2675 Central Ave., Riverside, 951.684.4511; www.tberiv.org. ROMANO’S CONCERT LOUNGE. Every Wed Open Mic Night. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Riverside, 951.781.7662; www. theconcertlounge.com. SORREL BISTRO. Every First Fri Therapy feat. Live music and art. 41377 Margarita Rd., Suite F-108, Temecula, 951.296-3372; www. sorrelbistro.com. SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Every Fri Live music. 9pm. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com. TOBY KEITH’S I LOVE THIS BAR & GRILL. Thurs, Dec. 5 Gold Rush Country. 9pm. 12635 N. Main St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.922.8032; www.facebook.com/ tobykeithsbarranchoca. THE UPSIDEDOWN BAR. Every Thurs Live reggae. Every Fri Live rock music. Every Sat 80s Night. 10555 Mills Ave., Montclair, 909.626.9091; www.upsidedownbar.com. 21+. THE WIRE. Tues Tommy and the High Pilots. 7pm. 247 N. 2nd Ave., Upland, 909.985.9466; www.thewire247.com.

upcoming THE MARIA SCHAFER COMBO, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Dec. 12. DAWSON’S GANG, Cadillac Ranch, Dec. 13. ECLIPSE, Pepe’s Restaurant, Dec. 13. MARIACHI LOS COMPANEROS DE NATI CANO, McCallum Theatre, Dec. 13. LIFETIME ROCKER, Pepe’s Restaurant, Dec. 13. LOUNGE O’RAMA, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue,

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Dec 13. BLEACHED, The Glass House, Dec. 14. DAWSON’S GANG, Cadillac Ranch, Dec. 14. THE KID AND NIC SHOW, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Dec. 14. SOMEDAY CHRISTMAS, McCallum Theatre, Dec. 14. SOLID RAY WOODS, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Dec. 15. SOMEDAY CHRISTMAS, McCallum Theatre, Dec. 15. MINKS, The Glass House, Dec. 16. SOMEDAY CHRISTMAS, McCallum Theatre, Dec. 16. TECHNOPAGAN , Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Dec. 17. WILLIE NELSON & fAMILY, McCallum Theatre, Dec. 17. JAXX SESSION PRESENTS THE JAM WITH HOST SEAN AMATO, Hip Kitty Jazz & Fondue, Dec. 18. MOSCOW CLASSICAL BALLET, McCallum Theatre, Dec. 18.

bars & lounges 2ND AVENUE SALOON & SPORTS BAR. Come on, rack ‘em up, right over here! There’s pizza, too. Sun-Thurs Free pool all day. Fri-Sat Free pool until 7pm. 271 N. 2nd Ave., Upland, 909.946.1750. 12TH FLOOR WINE BAR & COCKTAIL LOUNGE. We’ve been told that this Fantasy Springs location is picturesque. Just imagine what you can see from the 12th floor! Fri Weekly Wine Down tastings. 7pm9pm. $30. 84-245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 800.827.2946; www.fantasyspringsresort. com. 26 DEGREES. Cold beer, hot girls, great food, good times! Tues Ladies night. Wed & Thurs Karaoke. Happy hour, daily 3pm7pm. 1535 E. Ontario Ave. #101, Corona, 951.734.1900. 135 EAST. This is the newest lounge bar on the block that not only has an extensive dining menu and plenty of musical events to choose from but you’re also confronted with one of the most difficult decisions: choosing from one of their 135 different martinis. Happy Hour: Mon-Fri, 3pm-7pm. 2 for 1 beers and well drinks. 1/2 off appetizers. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com. 340 RESTAURANT & NIGHTCLUB. Every Fri-Sat 2-4-1 drinks 7pm-9pm. Every Sun All drinks 2-4-1, 7pm-9pm. Open drag contest hosted by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Star Raven, 9:30pm. TIGERHEAT presents LOUD! 340 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.865.9340; www.340nightclub.com. ALIBI EAST. The bar’s website states that it’s all new and even “industrial strength.” Sun Beer Bust. $1.50 domestic drafts, $1 tacos. 3pm-9pm. Mon “M” Madness Mondays. Any “m” drink for $5. Tues Karaoke. 9pm-1am. Wed Happy hour all day. Thurs $3-$4-$5 drafts and wells. Fri $2 domestic bottles. 9pm. 225 S. San Antonio Ave., Pomona, 909.623.9422; www.alibieast.com. ART’S BAR & GRILL. Over 50 varieties of cold beer, right here! Tues Taco Tuesdays, 75 cent tacos. 3357 University Ave., Riverside, 951.683.9520. BACK DOOR. Just a regular little ol’ bar with a juke, pool table, darts and Monday Night Football, if it’s on (and in season). 1250 E. Mission Blvd., Pomona, 909.622.6282. BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Tues Open mic music night. 7pm. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www. back2thegrind.com. BAHAMA MAMAS SPORTS BAR. This place has it all with six pool tables, 14 flat screen TVs, a dance floor and an outdoor patio with entertainment every night. Every Mon Karaoke. Every Wed Live Open Mic Jam with The Tomcats. 7:30pm. Every Thurs Hip-hop. Every Fri-Sat Great Dance Music. Every Sun NFL Sunday Ticket. Every Day Happy Hour 3pm-7pm. 24801 Sunnymead Blvd., Moreno Valley, 951.485.0203. BARNACLES SPORTS BAR. They’ve got

plenty of specialty drinks that will turn your calm evening of enjoying live music and good food into the night of your life! Happy Hour: 3pm-7pm. Every Tues and Thurs Karaoke. Every Wed Free jukebox. 6pm-9pm. 1936 Mentone Blvd., Mentone, 909.794.5851; www.barnaclessportsbar. com. BIG CHEESE PIZZA CO. Sun Swerve Sundays, $5 with student ID, $10 cover, $20 Vip patio. Ladies free before 10pm. 3397 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 888.784.0555; www. thebigcheesepiza.com. BLACK HORSE TAVERN. This recently remodeled Norco hangout has ten beers on tap and daily lunch specials. Happy Hour food and drink specials Mon-Fri, 3pm7pm; all day Sun. 1825 Hamner Ave. #A, Norco, 951.278.2771. BLACK WATCH PUB. An Upland staple featuring plenty of regulars and plenty of folks just there for the live music, which happens every weekend. Thurs Darts. Fri-Sat Live bands. 497-B N. Central Ave., Upland, 909.981.6069; www.myspace.com/ blackwatchpub. BLU BAR & GRILL. Located inside the Hilton Ontario Airport, this stop features a ton of drink specials, from drafts and wells to wines and much more. (There are food specials, too.) Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 4pm-6pm. 700 N. Haven Ave., Ontario, 909.980.0400. THE BOILER ROOM. Happy Hour, TuesSat, 7pm-10pm. 345 5th St., Redlands, 909.792.8855; www.theboilerroom.com. BOONDOCKS. It was the new bar in town. (That is, until the next one opened.) Thurs Karaoke. Fri Live bands. Sat Karaoke. Sun Open mic night. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed Industry night. 100 E. Harrison, Corona, 951.739.0646; www.myspace.com/ boondockscorona. BRANDIN’ IRON. California’s longest running honky-tonk, since 1969. Brassy, classy authentic saloon and restaurant,

with a huge maple dance floor to scoot your boots. 18+ unless otherwise noted. Thurs World Famous $1.50 U-Call-Its, $2.50 domestics. 5pm-2am. Fri Ladies Night. $1 drafts, $2.50 wells. 7pm-9pm.18+. Sat Dollar Saturday, $1 drafts, 2.50 wells. 6pm-2am. Tues $1 Taco Night. 6pm-1am. Wed College Night. No cover with college/military ID. 7pm-11pm. $1 Drafts, $2 Well Drinks, $2 longnecks. Happy Hour: Tues, 6pm-1am, Wed, 7pm-3am, Thurs, 5pm-2am, Fri, 7pm-9pm, Sat, 6pm-9pm. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www. brandinironsaloon.com. THE BULLDOG PUB. Mon Comedy Night. Tues Pub Quiz. Wed Open Mic Night. Fri Karaoke. 9pm. 1667 Mountain Ave. #117, Upland, 909.946.6614. cACTUS CANTINA. Plenty of frozen specialty drinks to keep you coming back to their drink menu (there’s some good grub, too). Mon-Fri Food specials & happy hour. 3pm-6pm. 151 E. Alessandro Blvd., Riverside,

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calendar 951.789.0211; www.cactuscantina.org. CADILLAC RANCH. Everything you could possibly want in a bar: karaoke, featured days; heck if you pay them they’ll even call a limo to come pick you up. Sat Karaoke Party. 9pm. Every Mon Football party 5pm. 22581 Outer Hwy. 18, Apple Valley, 760.247.7060; www. cadillacranchav.com. CANCUN BAR & GRILL. It’s a Dance club, fine dining and sports bar: Cancun Bar & Grill has it all! Daily food and drink specials. Not to mention the massive beer and liquor selection available. Thirty flat screens cover the walls with awesome surround sound. Plus free pool from 4pm -11pm. 801 Tri City Center Dr., Redlands. 909.798.5400. CAPRI LOUNGE. Just a nice local bar. Really. Ask them. We did. 1355 E. 4th St., Ontario, 909.984.5405. CARNAVAL NIGHTCLUB. You’re ideal club, completing your night of dancing and rockin music that tricks you into thinking you’re somewhere in Rio. 342 S. Thomas St.,

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Pomona, 909.623.6600; www.carnavalclub. com. CASA 425. A gorgeous and rather hip hotel in the western half of Claremont’s Village, with a lovely lounge to boot. Sun-Thurs Happy hour with drink specials. 4pm-7pm. 425 W. 1st St., Claremont, 866.450.0425; www.casa425.com. CHAPARRAL LIVE ROOM. It’s no longer just another bar in a bowling alley, as the Live Room’s now a full-scale nightclub with a dance floor, pool tables, hi-def TVs, darts, nightly drink specials and food! Thurs, Sat & Sun Live music. Fri Karaoke. Wed Strike Lounge. 8pm. 400 W. Bonita Ave., San Dimas, 909.592.2772; www. chaparralliveroom.com. CHAPPIE’S. Its St. Patrick’s Day all year long at this lounge pub that doesn’t have pool tables but does have two golfing machines and dart boards. Live bands, occasionally. Thurs, Sat & Sun Live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 7am-10am & 4pm-6pm. Mon & Tues Karaoke. Wed DJ. 229 E. Florida Ave.,

Hemet, 951.658.3410. CHARACTERS. Located in downtown Pomona’s Antique Row/Arts & Music Colony, this bar features pool tables, darts and live sports. There’s also live music and DJs in the outdoor patio. Thurs Ladies Night. Drink specials. Fri-Sat Live bands. Sun Karaoke. 9pm. 276 E. 1st St., Pomona, 909.622.9070; www.characterspomona. com. CHERP’S COCKTAILS. Go here, if only to find out who or what Cherp is. Mon-Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-6pm. 8627 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.823.1234. CHULAS RESTAURANT & SPORTS BAR. Fri Karaoke. 9pm. Every 1st, 3rd & 5th Fri Funky Fridays. DJ/dancing. Top 40 hits. 401 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.391.1000; www. mtnchulas.com. CITIZENS BUSINESS BANK ARENA, Sun Cantares Corp Presenta Joan Sebastian; Ezequiel Pena. 7pm. 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario. 909.244.5500; www. cbbankarena.com CLOVER CLUB. Pool tables and all that usual bar stuff. Fri & Sat Karaoke. 8pm. 25570 Baseline St., San Bernardino, 909.884.8363. CORRAL BAR & GRILL. Dining, sports and all the UFC events your eyes can handle! Mon-Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-7pm. 12345 S. Mountain Ave. #2, Chino, 909.613.5995. COYOTE BEACH. Featuring some of the best BBQ around, plus don’t miss the pool tables and air hockey. Open Tues-Sat, 4pm. Fri-Sat DJ Dance night. Tues Taco Tuesdays, $1 tacos. Tues & Wed Free pool. Wed Karaoke. 8pm. 835 N. Main St., Corona, 951.371.2225. DBA256 GALLERY.WINE BAR. Ritzy and sophisticated, this comfy wine bar doubles as an art gallery with rotating monthly exhibits. Mon, Wed, Thurs & Fri Happy Hour. 3pm-6pm. Wine tasting daily. 6pm-9pm. 256 S. Main St., Pomona, 909.623.7600; www. dba256.com. DEMPSEY’S SPORTS BAR & GRILL. As the flier says, it’s a whole new ball game in Corona. Big screen TVs are showing all your favorite teams. (We love the Clippers!) Thurs Ladies Night. Live DJs. Tues Comedy Night. WedFri Live bands. Happy hour, 4pm-7pm. 511 N. Main St. #105, Corona, 951.270.0152; www. dempseyssportsbar.com. DUKE’S BAR & GRILL. Great food, flat screens, sports, music, dancing and more. Not to mention the intense Karaoke contests. Happy hour every day, 4pm-6pm. Every Wed Karaoke. 9pm. 3221 Iowa Ave., Riverside, 951.248.1143. ELGIN & FAGAN. Sun-Wed Free pool. 3pm-2am. Mon Guys Night. $2.50 domestic bottles for guys. 6pm-2am. Wed Ladies Night. $2.50 wells for ladies. 6pm-2am. Happy hour: daily, 3pm-6pm. 336 W. Highland Ave., San Bernardino, 909.883.8171. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. The Empire knows what’s up! Cheap drinks, tasty finger foods, five TVs, free pool and free parking. Not to mention a pretty sweet sound system, dance floor and plenty of live music and DJs to go around! Happy hour: Mon-Sat 4pm-8pm. Half-off all beers & mix drinks. Every Mon Swag Promotions. 8pm-10pm. Open Mic 10pm-2am. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+. EVENTS BAR & GRILL. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed, Sat & Sun Drink specials. Happy hour, 11am-7pm. 16560 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.352.2693. FINISH LINE BAR & GRILL. Let’s put the emphasis on sports with this sports bar and grill, featuring racing-themed memorabilia, fitting for its positioning somewhere between a horse racing track and a drag strip. Wagering, lotsa TVs and, of course, plenty of food and drink, too. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 5pm-7:30pm. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed Karaoke. 2201 N. White Ave., Gate 12, Pomona, 909.865.4154; www.fairplex.com/ flsg. THE FLAMINGO. A staple of the Redlands bar scene—which, in the I.E., means that there are a few bars within walking

distance of each other. The oftenmistakenly-called Pink Flamingo is your classic neighborhood bar that’s been open for years. Tues Karaoke. 10pm. 338 Orange St., Redlands, 909.792.9917. FOX BAR & GRILL. A hotspot in downtown Pomona right next to the historic Fox Theater, featuring 36 flat screen TVs, live entertainment and all sorts of good grub and daily specials. Happy Hour, Mon-Fri, 5pm-8pm; Sat-Sun, 11am-8pm. 333 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3671. GALLI’S RESTAURANT & BAR. This nice little place keeps it lively every day of the week. Sun & Tues Karaoke. 7pm. 6620 Carnelian St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.941.1100; www.gallis.net. FRIAR TUCKS. Open for well over a decade, Tucks is all about supporting live music. From punk rock and reggae to drum & bass, the tunes are always bumpin’ in this Pomona landmark castle. Happy hour, 4pm-7pm. 540 E. Foothill Blvd., Pomona, 909.625.7265; www.myspace.com/friarsus. GRAZIANO’S SPORTS BAR. Sat Karaoke. 8pm. Mon-Fri Happy hour, 3pm-7pm. Wed Karaoke. 1615 Mountain Ave., Upland, 909.981.2924. THE GREEN FROG. Guess what? That’s right! Pool tables and a juke. Fri Live bands. Wed Comedy night. 27212 Baseline St., Highland, 909.864.6169. HANGAR 24 CRAFT BREWERY. Sick of not getting fresh beer? Well, folks, this is fresh beer, as in made right before your very own eyes. Pale Ale or an Orange Wheat, anyone? Tasting hours Mon-Fri, 11am-9pm. 1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, 909.389.1400; www.hangar24brewery.com HARD HATS. They have your favorite game or race on the large screen satellite TVs, NFL Sunday Ticket, pool, games and an exclusive smoking room. Last Wed of every month Lingerie Party. You can get your beer from a chick in a bikini or lacy underthings. (Not sure if you have to wear the lingerie yourself.) 1950 S. Four Wheel Dr., Norco, 951.734.0276; www.clubzone.com. HAROLD’S SALOON. Hey, they got some of them pool tables here—and some chillywilly beer! What more do you need? Just a life-sized pig in the corner. 3834 Megginson Ln., Riverside; 951.359.5261. HI-BROW. Probably one of the coolest “dive” bars anywhere because it actually hasn’t been overrun with poser Joe Cools, instead catering to the up-and-coming generation of hapless barflies. Open 365 days a year—which means you really don’t have to sit through an entire Christmas dinner with your relatives. 547 E. Foothill Blvd., Pomona, 909.626.9340. Hideaway. Oh, yeah. Pool, juke and some sweet, sweet sounds of Ernie the Mailman singin’ the Everly Brothers. Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. Sun Free pool. 32392 Mission Trail, Lake Elsinore, 951.245.4919. HIP KITTY JAZZ & FONDUE. A swanky little joint with great bar and a beautiful stage featuring live jazz most nights. Open TuesSun, 6:30pm-2am. 502 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.447.6700; www.hipkittyjazz.com. THE HOOKUP. Neighborhoody gay bar with a juke, pool table and a restaurant in back. Thurs Pool tournament. 8pm. SatSun Specials. 10am-2pm. Sun Beer Bust. 3pm-8pm. Wed Karaoke! 8pm. 1047 E. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.620.2844; www.hook-up.net. JOE’S BAR & GRILL. “The fun flows from your head to your toes when you party at Joe’s.” I’m mad that I didn’t write that catchphrase myself. Thurs Family Karaoke Night. 7:30pm-11:30pm. Fri Rockin’ Karaoke Night. 10pm-2am. Sat Live bands. 10pm. Sun Champagne Brunch. 10am-2pm. Tues Taco Night. Wed Spaghetti Night. 10909 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.637.3931. KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. This authentic Hawaiian restaurant is unlike any L&L Hawaiian Barbeque you’ve ever had. Not to mention their very own Mai Tai Lounge this features some neat drink specials. Mon Game Night. Tues Karaoke. 9pm. Wed Ladies Night feat. food and drink

specials for the ladies. Mon-Sat Happy hour. 2pm-7pm. Late Night Happy hour. 9pm-close. Sun Happy hour. 2pm-6pm. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www. kealohas.com. KELLY’S SPORTS BAR & BILLIARDS. Yep, they’ve got the sports, the pool table and some live music to rock the house, too. Have fun. Mon-Thurs Happy hour. 10pm-1am. Fri-Sat Karaoke. 5402 Philadelphia Ave., Chino, 909.591.8770. KICKS SPORTS PUB. All the sports and all the pub you’ve ever wanted, in the heart of downtown Fontana. Thurs Kamikazes. $1.50 all night. Fri-Sat Karaoke & drink specials. 9pm-1:45am. Sun Pool Tournament. 4pm. Tues Ladies Night. Shots $1 off. $6 pitchers. Wed Tequila Wednesdays. Happy hour, 10am12pm, 5pm-7pm. 16788 Arrow Blvd., Fontana, 909.350.1160. KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, RIVERSIDE. Every Wed Geeks Who Drink Live Trivia. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. #532, Riverside, 951.682.2933; www.killarneys.com. KIM’S SPORTS BAR. Nearly a dozen beers on tap and over a hundred varieties of liquor for your drinkin’ pleasure. Plus, enough TVs to ensure no game goes missed. Happy hour daily, 3pm-7pm. Tues Karaoke. 9pm. Thurs Bike Night. 6pm. 2994 Rubidoux Blvd., Riverside, 951.686.2200. KNOCKERS SPORTS BAR. Don’tcha just love the name? Gotta have a little excitement with your drinks. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. 5363 Arrow Hwy., Montclair, 909.445.0301. LAKE ALICE TRADING CO. “The Lake” has been around forever, and offers a sports bar scene with something for everyone: pinball, plasma screen TVs and live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. Fri-Sat Live bands. Mon Monday Night Football. Tues Taco Tuesday, beer pong, free pool. Wed Live bands. 3616 University Ave., Riverside, 951.686.7343; www.lakealicetradingco. com. LIAM’S IRISH PUB The local Cheers of Colton! Come down for live music, karaoke, comedy and their 38 beers on tap - and you have to at least try the Leprechaun Nuts! Sun, Mon & Thurs. Karaoke. Tues Comedy Night with $1 tacos and $3 Corona. Wed. Free pool. Everyday. Happy hour. 11am6:30pm. Fri & Sat Live Entertainment. 1087 S. Mt. Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900; www.liamsirishpub.com. LIMERICKS TAVERN. This neat place sports cool wooden décor and about 15 TVs! Try out some Irish Nachos and watch your favorite sport or well, watch multiple sports at the same time because you totally can. Happy Hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm. 99 cent Draft when you buy one at regular price. 1234 West Foothill Blvd., Upland, 909.920.5630. LIT. It’s Fantasy Springs newest bar and lounge (formerly known as the “Fantasy Lounge”). Fri-Sat Live bands. 9pm. 84245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 760.342.5000; www.fantasyspringsresort.com. THE LOUNGE. The drink specials here start at 6 a.m. Yeah, what are you doing at that time of the morning anyways? Downing a glass of milk with your toast or something? Happy hour daily, 4pm-7pm. Sunday $2.50 Yager Shot. $4 Yager Bomb. Tues $1.75 Budlights. Every Thurs Karaoke. 9pm. 1125 W. 6th St., Corona, 951.808.9122; www. theloungebarcorona.com. LOUNGE 33. Legendary martinis, right here! (The Brooklyn Filthy Martini is sort of like the Amy Winehouse of cocktails—it might be a mess, but definitely worth a try.) Sun Karaoke. Mon-Thurs Happy hour. 4pm-7pm. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr., Riverside, 951.784.4433; www.loungethirtythree.com. LULU’S HIDEOUT. Well, Little Lulu certainly has her ears full with karaoke seven nights a week! Yep, karaoke every day! Mon-Sat Happy hour. 4pm-7pm. 1958 W. Rialto Ave., San Bernardino, 909.884.3244. M15. Your one stop spot for one awesome mix of both cover and up and coming bands. Every Fri ’80s Night. $5 cover. $3

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As to not disturb the viewing public, the faces of those who consistently go without are often stripped from view. It seems as though the stigma of the hungry finds itself among the most controversial of prejudices in today’s culture. This demographic has often times been dehumanized, only allowing the exposure of the stories of those affected resurface by unconventional avenues such as the arts. In collaboration with Second Harvest Food Bank, the Riverside Art Museum brings to you, “About Hunger & Resilience | Photography by Michael Nye.” The series is a captivating examination of the homeless and hungry, told through the use of audio stories and documentary style photography. As quoted from the artist’s statement, Nye writes, “This exhibition is about the experience of hunger. The stories are not intended to summarize or explain anyone’s life. There are too many ways a voice can turn. Many of the people I have met have struggled to find the right words to describe the weight of responsibility, loss, kindness and dignity.” As Nye notes, this series does not embark on the mission of showcasing a depiction of one’s entire life, just the either chronic, occasional or one time instance of homelessness and hunger in its rawest form. With numerous accounts of awe, it is fair to assume Nye has captured something quite incomparably intimate. (Kim Johnson) Riverside Art Museum, 3425 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, (951) 684-7111; www.riversideartmuseum.org. IE

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calendar domestic drafts, $5 skinny girl margaritas, $3 gummy bear shots. Every Sun Sunday Night ComedI.E. $15. 1/2 off appetizers, $3 domestic drafts. 9022 Pulsar Ct. #H, Corona, 951.200.4465; www.m15concerts. com. MARIO’S PLACE. Northern Italian Cuisine, weekend music and specialty drinks? I’m in. Fri $4 Selected Craft Beers. 9pm. Sat Specialty Cocktail. Classic Rock and Funk music. $3 off each drink on list. 9pm. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com. MARQUIS COCKTAIL LOUNGE. The other happiest place on Earth, it’s the perfect hangout for a couple drinks and a fine dine. Booze ‘n’ meat…it’s what’s for dinner! Fri-Sat DJs & live music. 9pm. 1036 W. Highland Ave., San Bernardino, 909.882.9342. THE MAVERICK. If you’re at a saloon, and it’s in Norco, chances are you’re in the right spot for some country and western music action. Sun-Thurs Karaoke 8pm-2am. Fri-Sat Live music 9pm-2am. Tues-Thurs $1 tacos. Happy hour Sun-Sat, 2pm-7pm. 3841 Old Hamner, Norco. 951.734.6640. www. mavericksaloonnorco.com. MCALAN’S PUB & GRILL. Great food with bands and Top 40 playing weekends. Thurs Live music. 9pm. Tues Taco Tuesdays. Wed $5 Steak Night. 5pm. 6321 Haven Ave., Alta Loma, 909.484.7847. MENACE MOTORCYCLE BAR & GRILL. We’re wondering what the dudes who ride their 1200cc Harleys to this place think of our sputtering 49cc mopeds. (They’re probably cool with ‘em.) Well-known for their BBQ along the Ortega Highway. Thurs Karaoke 7pm. Fri-Sun Live music. 8pm. 15573 Grand Ave., Lake Elsinore, 951.609.0555; www.menacesportsbarandgrill.com. THE MENAGERIE. We heard this petite, gay dance club isn’t for old geezers anymore, as it was back in the ‘80s. Drag nights and ‘80s nights are part of the weekly fare. Mon Karaoke. 8pm. Drink specials Mon-Fri. 3581 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.8000; www.clubmenagerie.com. MIGUEL’S CALIFORNIA MEXICAN COCINA & CANTINA. This family-owned joint actually has three locations and their margaritas are stuff of straight legend. 1920 Frontage Rd., Corona, 951.520.8911; www.miguelsrestaurant.com. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Offering live music seven nights a week, plus a world-class selection of cigars in a climate-controlled walk-in humidor, and a secluded smoking lounge. Of course, there’s a full bar with lunch and dinner menus, too. Thurs I Luv Dubstep, 1/2 price drinks from 10pm-1am. Tues $2 Tuesdays. $2 Well drinks. $2.50 Domestic drafts.

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Wed $7 PBR tall can and whiskey shot. Summertime happy hour every day, 11am7pm, $3 domestics and wells, $4 imports, $5 top shelf liquor. “The Pre-Game,” every day, 8pm-10pm. $2 domestic bottles, $3 wells. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www.missiontobaccolounge. com. Morgan’s Tavern. Tues Free pool. Sun Drink specials. 4850 Tyler Ave., Riverside, 951.785.6775. MORONGO CASINO RESORT & SPA. You’ve already got a perfect gamblin’ spot in Cabazon, what more could you possibly want? Oh that’s right, the recent arrival of an amazing Mexican food restaurant called Tacos & Tequila. Drink up, pig out. $5 food and drink happy hour, 2pm-6pm & 9pm-close. every day. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www. morongocasinoresort.com. MU RESTAURANT. Every Sat Electro Nights. 309 W. State St., Redlands, 909.798.7747; www.mumartini.com. THE MUSIC ROOM. Thurs & Sun Free pool. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-10pm. 4360 N. Sierra Way, San Bernardino, 909.883.6513. THE OFFICE SALOON. Originally known as Flashbacks, this place has taken a complete 360 with more flat screens added to the mix, including one 150 inch big screen and the added DIRECTV content. Not to mention the newly added stage, dance floor and weekend live music. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. Drink specials. 123 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.884.3088. OASIS NIGHT CLUB. Every Fri-Sat $3 drink specials. Entrance free until 9pm. Every Sun Drag Idol, 18+. Every Wed $3 U-Call-Its all night, $4 premiums. 50% off food menu 10pm-1am. 1386 E. Foothill Blvd., Upland, 909.920.9590; www.oasisnightclubupland.com. O’HARA’S COCKTAIL LOUNGE. So, we know this totally sounds like an Irish pub, but guess what? It’s just a regular ol’ bar! What the hell’s the world coming to? Thurs Karaoke. Mon Free pool. Wed Free darts. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-7pm. 15788 Grand Ave., Lake Elsinore, 951.678.3512. O’LEARY’S IRISH PUB. The luck of the Irish is here, with pool tables, darts, shuffleboard and sports viewing. 142 S. Riverside Dr., Rialto, 909.875.3717. OMOKASE. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm; Sat, 8pm-close. 8220 Haven Ave. #102, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.941.4111; www. omokase.com. PAPPY & HARRIET’S. Mon Ted Quinn’s Open Mic Night. 7pm. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown, 760.365.5956; www. pappyandharriets.com. PEPE’S MEXICAN & AMERICAN RESTAURANT.

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Pepe’s has got all the right ingredients for a good time: sizzling hot Mexican dishes, live music and plenty of food and drink specials. You can’t deny the place its dues; the restaurant has been “having fun since 1971!” Every Fri Karaoke. Every Tues Taco Tuesdays. Every Wed MargaRITa Wednesdays. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; pepescanyonlake.com. PEPITO’S. Nothing says authentic Mexican food like a big screen TV and a pool table. But you can actually learn something here—each booth has two pictures that tell a story of Mexican life and history. Happy hour, Mon-Fri, 4pm-7pm. 6539 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.788.2652. PLAYERS BAR & GRILL. Players plays host to some of the best pool players in the nation before they head off to Vegas for the Nationals. If you think you’ve got game, show up for one of the tournaments. Free pool every day until 7pm. Fri-Sun Karaoke. 9pm. Mon-Fri Drink specials. 5pm-7pm. 11001 Central Ave., Ontario, 909.628.8495. RA SUSHI. Check out this great sushi stop, full with unique rolls to satisfying any sushi fan. Happy hour Mon-Sat, 3pm-7pm; Sun, 8pm-12pm. 2785 Cabot Dr., Corona, 951.277.7491; www.rasushi.com. 13925 City Center Dr., Chino Hills, 909.902.0044; www. rasushi.com. RACKS BILLIARDS AND BOURBON. Plenty of bands have been known to play at Racks. Additionally they have live DJs, beer pong, keno, six pool tables, dart boards, a dance floor, smoking room and all new food menu! Pluas, they show every NFL game of five big screens and 20 TVs. 1650 E. Sixth St., Corona, 951.371.9738; facebook.com/ racksbilliardsandbourbon. RED FOX BAR. If you’re looking for a place to have a few drinks and hang out then this joint is perfect. With Thurs College Night, Drink Specials. Sun Free Pool. 10am6pm. $3 Wells. $2.50 domestic beer. Tues Ladies Night, drink specials. Wed Free Pool. 10pa-6pm. Mon-Fri Drink Specials. 3142 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.882.9337; www. facebook.com/redfoxsb. REVOLUTION RESTAURANT & NIGHT LIFE. Restaurant’s open weekdays, 11am-7pm. Thurs $2 drafts, $5 teas, $4 Captains. Fri Buy two drinks and a meal, get second meal free. Mon $2 Dos Equis, $2 Bud Light, $4 Micheladas. Tues 50 cent tacos, $3 Mexican beers, $4 margaritas. Wed 25 cent wings, $3 bottled beers. Happy Hour: 11am-7pm. 1327 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, 909.335.9700. THE RIVER LOUNGE. Sat Live music. Drink specials all night. $2 shots, $4 wells. 9608 Mission Blvd., Riverside, 951.685.5383. ROB KELLY’S AFTER FIVE COCKTAIL LOUNGE. Kelly’s got the pool, darts and juke to keep you satisfied. Thurs & Tues Karaoke. Wed Ladies night. 133 N. Harvard St., Hemet, 951.652.5300. ROSCOE’S FAMOUS DELI. Every Tues Team Trivia. 8pm. Every Thurs Jukebox Thursday. 9pm. 14700 Pipeline Ave., Chino Hills, 909.597.3304; www.roscoesfamousdeli. com. ROYAL FALCONER BRITISH PUB. There’s the atmosphere: dark décor, long and stately bar and British memorabilia. There’s the food: Scottish eggs, bangers and mash, steak and kidney pie. And then there’s the beer: 20 different beers on tap and another 30 varieties in bottles. Bloody marvelous! Thurs Karaoke. 8pm. Tues LGBT Community & Supporters Night. 9pm. Happy hour Mon-Fri, 4pm-6pm. 106 Orange St., Redlands, 909.307.8913; www. royalfalconer.com. RUMORS. A beer and wine bar that proves you can still butcher Elvis songs without shooting tequila first. Fri-Sat Karaoke. 8:30pm. 1125 Calimesa Blvd., Calimesa, 909.795.4808. SADDLE SORE SALOON. Hey cowboy, this place’s one of Norco’s finest drink and dance spots. Happy hour daily, 3pm-6pm. 343 6th St., Norco, 951.272.8283; www.

myspace.com/saddlesoresaloon. SCREAMING CHICKEN SALOON. You better be a biker, or at least like them, when you check out this joint. We already give it our “coolest name ever” award. 18169 Cajon Blvd., San Bernardino, 909.880.0056. SHAMROCKS GRILLE & PUB. Feelin’ lucky? Try your Irish on for size over here. Tues, Fri & Sat Live entertainment. Mon Karaoke. Tues Taco Tuesday. Wed Luck of the Irish Drink Specials. 4020-B Chino Hills Pkwy., Chino Hills, 909.597.8333; www.myspace.com/ shamrocksbar. SIMPLICITEA. Your quaint little tea shop with every bit of relaxing herb drinks you can imagine. Every Sat 2-4-1 Student Night. 6pm8pm. Excludes Merchandise. 7890 Haven Ave., Suite 11, Rancho Cucamonga, 909.917.8600; www.facebook.com/ simplicitea. SKYFOX LOUNGE. You don’t have to drive to Hollywood to get that modern day club vibe, which is exactly the atmosphere that Sky Fox boasts. A short drive to Pomona and you’re living it up with professional DJs and an awesome club experience. Every Thurs Rock it! Awesome 80s, Indie, and Electro music. Every Fri Access Fridays with Hip-hop, Mash-ups, Electro. Every Sat Skyfox Saturdays feat. Top 40, Hip-hop, House. Dress Code strictly enforced. 345 Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3674; www. skyfoxpomona.com. THE SPORTSMAN BAR. It’s one of our favorite stops when we’re rollin’ down Temescal Canyon. Knock back a cold one in style! Happy hour Mon-Fri, 3pm-6pm. Smoking patio available. 21779 Temescal Cyn., Corona, 951.277.9786; www. facebook.com/pages/The-SportsmanBar/115557245137996. SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Any bar with the words “sports” and “watch” in its name is bound to be the go-to place for the communal viewing of American athletics. Paired with weekly deals of pizza and delicious chicken wings, you’ve got everything you need to make each day feel like Super Bowl Sunday. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 3PM-6PM. Mon-Thurs, 10PM-close. Thurs $3.75 Pint Night, 3PM-8PM. Three for $5 street tacos. Fri Live music. 9PM. Sat .65 cent wings, 11AM-5PM. Sun Recovery Sundays $4 Bloody Marys, champagne cocktails and michiladas. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www. sportswatchbarandgrill.com. SUSHI KAWA. Innovative and refreshing rolls are something your tastebuds can’t help but crave. Add a few flat screens to the mix for entertainment value and you’ve got the best sushi bar ever. “Lady Bartenders” are certainly a plus, too. Happy hour: Everyday, 3pm-7pm. Sat Drink specials. $4 Well Drinks, $3 House Wine, $9.95 60oz Beer Pitcher. 469 Magnolia Ave., Ste. 101, Corona, 951.280.0398. TIKI ISLAND. With great events and lots of specials, this new place is top notch. Mon. Monday Night Football, Happy Hour all night, $100 Cash Giveaways after the game. Tues Taco Tuesdays: $1 Tacos, $2 Tiki Shots, $3 Margaritas & Coronas, $ Vodka Monsters. Wed Flip Wednesdays: Heads or Tails for half off . 8pm - 10pm. Thurs Sing karaoke and get a free shot. 100 N. Lincoln Ave., Corona, 951.737.0227. TORO SUSHI BAR. Every 2nd Wed Way Back Wednesdays. Hosted by Money B. No cover. 9pm. 1520 N. Mountain Ave., Ontario, 909.983.8676; www.waybackwednesdays. net. VIP CLUB. This gay hot spot is not your grandma’s bar/nightclub. Open 3pm2am. Call for cover. 18+. Thurs, Sun & Tues Karaoke. 9pm-1am. 3673 Merrill Ave., Riverside, 951.784.2370; www.vip-nightclub. com. VIVE TEQUILA LOUNGE AND NIGHTCLUB. If you seek a lounge for Mature guests then this might be what you’ve been searchin’ for. The ultimate meet spot for ladies 21 and older (and men 25 and older according to their site) is the perfect

place to grab a uniquely mixed drink and meet someone new. There’s plenty of room for dancing and high ceilings that will make you feel like you’re partying it up somewhere in New York. Thurs-Sun Night Club Dancing. 184 W. Third St. Pomona, 909.622.2020; www.vivelounge.com. WATER WHEEL SALOON. Sun Happy hour all day. Mon Spin the Wheel, $1 Pizza Night and free pool. Tues $1 Taco Tuesday. Karaoke, 6:30pm. Wed $3 domestic beer and wells. Karaoke, 6:30pm. Happy hour: Mon-Fri, 2pm-6pm. 980 6th St., Norco, (951) 898-4630; www.waterwheelnorco.com. THE WOODEN NICKEL. Great jukebox here. Mon Free pool all night. Tues $2.75 tall cans and 75 cent tacos. Sun-Mon $2 Wieners. 842 Kendall Dr., San Bernardino, 909.883.4317. WOODY’S BAR & GRILL. Happy Hour SunSat, 5pm-7pm. Fri & Sat Karaoke. 8pm-1am. 1528 W. Holt, Ontario. 909.984.2127. WORTHINGTON’S TAVERN. DJs spin here every night, there’s a full bar with lots of drink specials and a kitchen that stays open late servin’ up some specialty pizzas. Check out some of the live bands and burlesque shows, too. 3587 University Ave., Riverside, 951.779.9169; www.facebook. com/worthingtonstavern. ZIGGI’S BAR. We used to love that Ziggy guy. No, not David Bowie, nor that baldheaded cartoon guy. This place loves to tout its “great neighborhood bar” experience. See it for yourself. Thurs & Sat Pool tournaments. 8471 Cherry Ave., Fontana, 909.829.9904.

dance & djs 135 EAST. Every Fri Vertigo Fridays. Ladies get in free before 11pm. Every Sat DJ LSDanni; DJ Slim. 135 2nd St., Pomona, 909.629.8100; www.135east.com. 340 RESTAURANT & NIGHTCLUB. Every Fri-Sat Go-Go Dancers. Every Sun Open drag contest hosted by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Star Raven, 9:30pm. TIGERHEAT presents LOUD! 340 S. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.865.9340; www.340nightclub.com. ACE HOTEL. Every Fri DJ Sodality; Wildcat. 10pm. Every Sat DJ Odysey. 10pm. 701 E Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.325.9900; www.acehotel.com/palmsprings. ALIBI EAST. Every Thurs Club 3-4-5. $6 cover, free before 9pm. Every Fri Slammed and Sexy Fridays. 9pm. Every Sat Sinful Saturdays. 9pm. 225 S. San Antonio Ave., Pomona, 909.623.9422; www.alibieast.com. AGUA CALIENTE CASINO. Every Fri-Sat DJ Dynamic Dave. 9pm. 32-250 Bob Hope Dr., Rancho Mirage, 888.999.1995; www. hotwatercasino.com. ALOFT ONTARIO-RANCHO CUCAMONGA. Every Fri DJ Severe. 8pm. Every Mon-Wed Twilight. 5pm-7pm. Every Wed Uncorked and Unplugged.7pm. 10480 4th St., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.484.2018; www. aloftontario-rc.com. CANTON BISTRO. Every Fri Friday Night Heat. Top 40/remixes. Sat Social Saturdays. 21+. Electro/’80s/club mix. 10pm-2am. 9980 Alabama St., Redlands, 909.335.6688; www.myspace.com/cantonbistro; www. cantonbistro.com. CHAPARRAL LIVE ROOM. Every Wed Strike Lounge DJ Mic Pro; guest DJs. 10pm. 400 W. Bonita Ave., San Dimas, 909.592.2772; www.chaparralliveroom.com. CHARACTERS. Every Thurs Vinyl Thursdays feat. AWOL-One; Roach; Gonzo. 9pm. 276 E. 1st St., Pomona, 909.622.9070; www. characterspomona.com. CITRUS CITY GRILLE. Every Sat Pulse Lounge feat. DJ ER. Top 40. Drink specials. 10pm. 2765 Lakeshore Dr., Corona, 951.277.2888; www.citruscitygrille.com. CORNER POCKET. Every Thurs Kaos Thursdays. Electronic. House. Top 40. 9pm. 40575 California Oaks Rd. #D1, Murrieta, 951.677.7155; www.myspace.com/ cornerpocketmurrieta. COYOTE LOUNGE. Every Thurs Hip Hop Live. $10 before 10pm. $15 afterwards.

21+. Pomona Valley Mining Co., 1777 Gillette Rd., Pomona, 909.623.3515; www. facebook.com/Lounge.Coyote. DBA256 GALLERY WINE BAR. Every Sat DJ’s JB, Mike Styles, Gabe Real, Stryk One. 9pm. Every Mon, Tues, Wed and Fri Happy hour. 4pm-6pm. Every Tues Open Mic Night. 256 S. Main St., Pomona, 909.623.7600; www. dba256.com. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every 1st Fri ’80s Discoteque feat. DJ Eser; Rock en Espanol, New Wave & KROQ FlashBacks feat. DJ Eser & DJ Lonz. Every Mon DJ Lonz mixing hip hop, house, techno and top ’40s. Every Wed Wet Wednesday feat. DJ Lonz. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+. FANTASY SPRINGS RESORT CASINO. Every Fri and Sat Live Dance Bands. 9pm. 84-245 Indio Springs Pkwy., Indio, 900.827.2946; www.fantasyspringsresort.com. FOX BAR & GRILL. Thurs-Sat Live DJs. 333 S. Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3671. GOODFELLAS. Happy hour: 4pm-7pm. Every Wed-Sat Club Image with DJ CrazyGabe, DJ Jon Jon and DJ Effects. Every Sun Club Decades SIN Sundays. Drink specials. Music videos.DJ Johnny Holmez. 8034 Haven Ave., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.987.3005; www.myspace.com/goodfellasclub. IMAGINE THAT. Every Sat Celebrity Saturdays. Live R&B and jazz bands and DJs with old-school R&B. 8pm. $10 before 10pm. 965 Foothill Blvd., Upland, 951.833.6606, 909.264.1752. J. DEE’S LANDING. Every Thurs DJs. 340 N. Palm Canyon Dr., Palm Springs, 760.320.1758. KEALOHA’S TASTE OF THE ISLANDS. Every Fri -Sat Classic Rock and R&B from the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s. 9pm-close. 12206 Central Ave., Chino, 909.590.0604; www.kealohas. com. KICKS SPORTS PUB. Every Fri-Sat DJ. 9pm1:45am. 16788 Arrow Blvd., Fontana, 909.350.1160. KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, TEMECULA. Every Tues DJ Twy; DJ Krim. 10pm. Every Fri DJ Krim. 10pm. Sat DJ Omry. 10pm. 32475 Highway 79 South G101, Temecula, 951.302.8338; www.killarneys.com. KILLARNEY’S PUB AND GRILL, RIVERSIDE. Every Tues College Night. DJ Twy and DJ Krim. Every Fri DJ Krim. 10pm. Every Sat Guest DJ. 10pm. 3639 Riverside Plaza Dr. Ste 532, Riverside, 951.682.2933; www. killarneys.com. MARGARITA BEACH. Every Tues Tilt Tuesdays. Every Thurs College Night. 50 cent drafts 8pm-10pm. $2 U-Call-It shots all night. Every Fri $1 Drink Fridays. Every Sat 99.1 Saturdays. 1987 S. Diners Ct., San Bernardino, 909.890.9993; www.facebook. com/MargaritaBeach. MARIO’S PLACE. Every Thurs-Sat V26. DJs spin ‘80s and ‘90s alternative and classic rock. 9pm. 3646 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7755; www.mariosplace.com. MEDITERRANEAN PALACE. Every Fri-Sat The Palace feat. DJ Assault. 9pm-2am. 1223 University Ave. #130, 951.781.8900, 951.525.2561; www.mpgrillandcafe.com. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Every Mon Liquid Lounge with DJ Salazam, trip hop/ downtempo. 9pm. Every Tues Tall Can Tuesdays with Wido & Bane.and ADSR events. $5 tall cans, $3 well drinks. 9pm. Every Thurs F.A.T. Thursdays with DJ Nasty Nativ TOP 40/hip-hop. $3 well drinks and domestics, $4 calls and imports, $5 long islands and AMFs. 9pm. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www. missiontobaccolounge.com. OKAWA SUSHI LOUNGE. Every Fri DJs spin hip-hop, R&B, old school. Drink specials & sushi served all night. 9:30pm. 8158 Day Creek Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.646.7658. PECHANGA RESORT & CASINO. Every Fri DJ Rico. 9pm. $20. 21+. 45000 Pechanga Pkwy., Temecula, 951.770.7455; www. silkatpechanga.com. PEPE’S MEXICAN & AMERICAN RESTAURANT.

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The Murphy family is one talented bunch, and although Eddie may get most of the recognition, his younger brother Charlie is quite the crack-up. Not as familiar with him? Then let’s take a look at his credentials as a successful comedian, actor and writer. For most of us, our first memorable encounter with Charlie comes from the Chappelle’s Show where he had a recurring role in Charlie Murphey’s True Hollywood Stories sketches. There, Murphy recounted his misadventures with 1980s celebrities like Prince and Rick James. Yes, we owe him a big thank you for being the man responsible for giving us the most quoted line from the show; “I’m Rick James, bitch!” He’s also been in many films, but didn’t get his first big break until the movie CB4, which hilariously parodies gangsta rap and features Chris Rock, Easy-E, Ice-T, Ice Cube and others. Maybe you still haven’t seen him, but you’ve probably heard his voice on The Boondocks TV show, the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas video game and even in a Budweiser radio commercial. He also worked behind the scenes and has the screenwriting credits for Norbit, which starred his older brother. There’s so much more we could say about this funny guy, and if you go see him now . . . you won’t have to buy his newest DVD that’s in the works for his Acid Trip tour. Seeing this tour live will be even better! (Derek Obregon) IE Ontario Improv, 4555 Mills Cir., Ontario, (909) 484-5411; ontario.improv.com. Various times. $27.

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calendar Every Fri Live DJs. 31780 Railroad Canyon Rd., Canyon Lake, 951.244.7373; pepescanyonlake.com. PEPITO’S. Every Fri Club Jam Generator. Mod/soul/Brit-pop. Free before 10:30pm, $5 after. Every Sat Club Skandal. 18+. 6539 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.788.2652; www.myspace.com/pepitoscantina. RED FOX BAR. Every Thurs College Night with DJ Frog. 9pm. Every Fri-Sat DJ Vasco. 9pm. Every Tues Ladies Night. 3142 N. E St., San Bernardino, 909.882. 9337; www. facebook.com/redfoxsb. REVOLUTION RESTAURANT & NIGHT LIFE. Every Fri Club EVO. Hip-hop, R&B, techno, mash-ups, Top 40. Every Sat Team Fresh. Hip-hop/R&B. 1327 W. Colton Ave., Redlands, 909.335.9700; www. revolutionnight.com. RIVERSIDE PLAZA. Every Fri DJ Jon Smooth; Guest DJs. 7pm. 3545 Central Ave., Riverside, 951.683.1066; www. shopriversideplaza.com. ROSCOE’S FAMOUS DELI. Every Thurs DJ K. Ush. 10pm. 14700 Pipeline Ave., Chino Hills, 909.597.3304; www.roscoesfamousdeli. com. ROYAL FALCONER BRITISH PUB. Every Thurs Rollicking Good Fun. DJs. $2 drafts, $2 shots, $3 wells. 9pm. Every Sat Back to the ‘80s Night. ‘80s music. 106 Orange St., Redlands, 909.307.8913; www. royalfalconer.com. SAN MANUEL INDIAN BINGO AND CASINO. Every Thurs DJ Orbitz at the Pines. 10pm. Every Fri DJ Victor at the Pines. 10pm. Every Sat DJ Hi-tone at the Pines, Top 40. 10pm. 777 San Manuel Blvd., Highland, 800.359.2464; www.sanmanuel.com. Shows: 21+. SKYFOX LOUNGE. Every Thurs Rock it! Awesome 80s, Indie, and Electro music. Every Fri Access Fridays with Hip-hop, Mash-ups, Electro. Every Sat Skyfox Saturdays feat. Top 40, Hip-hop, House. Dress Code strictly enforced. 21+. 345 Garey Ave., Pomona, 909.784.3674; www. skyfoxpomona.com. STINGERS NIGHTCLUB. Every Friday Xotik Fridays brings you the Top 40, Hip-Hop and Mash ups. $2 Domestic Beer, $3 Import Beer and U-Call-Its Unitl 11pm. $5 Jagerbombs & LA Waters All Night. 194 W. Club Center Dr., San Bernardino, 909.475.7979. SPORTSWATCH BAR & GRILL. Every Sat Videopolis DJ’s Music and Videos. 9PM. 27961 Highland Ave. #B, Highland, 909.280.3250; www.sportswatchbarandgrill. com. SPOTLIGHT 29 CASINO. Every Thurs Throwback Thursday Dance Party where DJ Pee Wee spins favorites of all genres. 26200 Harrison Pl., Coachella, 760.775.5566; www.spotlight29.com. TAP DADDY’S. Every Fri-Sat DJs. 2505 S. San Jacinto Ave., San Jacinto, 951.652.5686; www.myspace.com/tapdaddysbar. TORO SUSHI. Every Sat DJ Primal. 9pm. 1520 N. Mountain Ave., Ontario, 909.983.8676; www.waybackwednesdays.net. TREVI ENTERTAINMENT CENTER. Every Thurs Club Illusion & The Playground. Hip-hop/ funk/house/old school. Every Fri College Night Fridays. DJs. 32250 Mission Trl., Lake Elsinore, 951.674.6080; www.myspace. com/trevinightlife. THE VAULT MARTINI BAR. Every Thurs DJ Darcie. Every Fri DJ Jose V. 20 E. Vine St., Redlands, 909.798.2399. THE VIBE. Every Thurs Club Skittles. Hip-hop. Every Sat Club 7. Every Sun Sin Sunday. Every Tues $2 Totally ‘80s Tuesdays. $2 drink specials. 8pm. Every Wed Logikal Wednesdays. 1805 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.0310; www.myspace. com/thevibebarandgrill. VIP CLUB. Every Wed Dancing with DJ Darcie. 8pm. Thurs-Fri DJ Julie. 9pm. Sat DJ

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theatre A CHRISTMAS CAROL. This classic tale will surely get you in the Holiday spirit—with Christmas cheer and presents for all. Shows: Dec. 6, 7, 8, 13, 14. Theatre 29, 73637 Sullivan Rd., Twentynine Palms, 760.361.4151; www.theatre29.org. A CHRISTMAS CAROL. Will the apparitions that come to Scrooge convince him to be a fan of Christmas? After all, Tiny Tim may give him turn his spirits around. Opens Sat, Dec. 7. Shows: Dec. 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. Lewis Family Playhouse, Victoria Gardens Cultural Center, 12505 Cultural Center Dr., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.477.2752; www..thebestnutcracker. com. A CHRISTMAS CAROL. Will Ebenezer Scrooge get in the Christmas spirit? Come see this play and find out. Shows: Dec. 6, 7, 8, 13, 14, 15, 20, 21, 22, 27, 28, 29. Lifehouse Theater, 1135 N. Church St., Redlands, 909.335.3037; www.lifehousetheater.com. BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS. Get ready to fill the magic in the air that is Christmas Spirit. For 28 years The Candlelight Pavilion has been bringing you the best and most heartwarming Christmas stories, where even Santa joins in on stage. Shows: Dec. 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 26, 27, 28. Candlelight Pavilion, 455 W. Foothill Blvd., Claremont, 909.626.1254; www.candlelightpavilion.com. DA HIP-HOP WIZARD OF OZ. We all know the tale of The Wizard of Oz, but this performance takes on a whole new spin, as it is infused with hip-hop. Sat, Dec. 7. Cal Poly Pomona Theatre, 3801 W. Temple Ave., Pomona, 951.235.9091; www.lgspac. org. DARLING YOU SLAY ME. The Gourmet Detective is a comical, musical, murder mystery dinner show theater. Come laugh, witness a crime and help solve the mystery. Your waiters, cocktail servers, and even the piano player will be suspect. Every Fri & Sat. The Avila Terrace Theatre, 3663 Main St., Riverside, www.avilaterrace.com. THE DINNER DETECTIVE. If you’ve always felt like you’d make a great Sherlock Homes, then head over to The Dinner Detective. You can help solve a funny murder case while enjoying a four-course plated dinner. Eat with caution, because anyone at your table could be the killer! Every Sat. The Doubletree by Hilton, 222 N. Vineyard Ave., Ontario, 909.937.0900. www. thedinnerdetective.com/sites/ontario. HOLIDAY FOLLIES. If you like holiday songs and great food, then this is definitely the show for you. Shows: Dec. 8, 12, 15, 19, 21, 22, 29. Center Stage Theatre, 8463 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.429.7469; www. centerstagefontana.com. THE NUTCRACKER. Nothing reminds of us Christmas quite like toy soldiers coming to life, while the Sugar Plum Fairy delights the imagination. Come see this classic ballet that will remind you of your childhood Christmas nights. Opens Sat, Dec. 7. Shows: Dec. 8, 14, 15. Bridges Auditorium, Pomona College, 450 N. College Way, Claremont, 909.607.1139; www.thebestnutcracker. com. Shows: Dec. 21, 22. Lewis Family Playhouse, Victoria Gardens Cultural Center, 12505 Cultural Center Dr., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.477.2752; www.. thebestnutcracker.com.

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Groove Night. 6pm-7pm. 3840 Lemon St., Riverside, 800.870.6069. BRANDIN’ IRON. Every Thurs-Sun Dance Lessons. 7:30pm. 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www.brandinironsaloon.com. CAFÉ SEVILLA. Every Fri The Art of Flamenco Dinner Show. 6:30pm. Every Sat Gypsy Fusion Dinner Show. 7:30pm. 3252 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.778.0611; www.cafesevilla. com. THE COLONY AT LOFT 204. Every Tues Beginning Belly Dance. 7pm-8pm. $10. Every Wed Intermediate Belly Dance. 7pm-8pm. $10. 532 W. First St., #204, Claremont Packing House, www.loft204.com. EMPIRE NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE. Every Thurs Salsa and Cumbia Night. 9pm-2am. Every Sun Soul Line Dancing. 5pm-7pm. 117 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.2849; www. empireloungeandnightclub.com. 21+. MAVERICK SALOON. Every Fri Western Dance Lessons with LeeAnne. 6:45pm. 3841 Old Hamner, Norco, 951.734.6640; www. mavericksaloonnorco.com. MCCALLUM THEATRE. Sat – Sat, Nov. 16. International Dance Festival. 73000 Fred Waring Dr., Palm Desert, 760.340.2787; www.mccallumtheatre.com. MORONGO CASINO RESORT & SPA. Every Thurs-Sat CopyKatz Celebrity Revue. 8pm. Every Sun CopyKatz Celebrity Revue. 2pm. 49500 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.252.4499; www.morongocasinoresort.com. TEQUIHUA FOUNDATION. Every Thurs The Telling by Koyote the Blind. 7:30pm. 3485 University Ave., Riverside, 951.686.3471; www.tequihuafoundation.org. TOM’S FARMS. Every Sat-Sun Anthony the Magic. 12pm & 2pm. 23900 Temescal Canyon Rd., Corona, 951.277.4422; www. tomsfarms.com. WATER WHEEL SALOON. Every Thurs Line Dancing Lessons. 7pm. 980 6th St., Norco, (951) 898-4630; www.waterwheelnorco. com.

comedy FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB. Thurs, Dec. 5-Sun Paul Ogata. Thurs, 8pm. Fri, 8pm &10pm. Sat, 7pm & 9:30pm. Sun, 7pm. Sun Silly Sundays Open Mic. 9pm. Wed First Timer Funnies Pro/ Am w/ David Angelo. 8pm. 532 W 1st St., Unit 218, Claremont, 818.845.9721; www. flapperscomedy.com. LIAM’S IRISH PUB. Every Tues Comedy Show hosted by Rick Rome & Just Mikey. 9:30pm. 1087 S. Mount Vernon Ave., Colton, 909.422.9900; www.myspace.com/ liamscomedynight. THE MENAGERIE. Every 1st & 3rd Sun The New Legends of Comedy. 8pm. 3581 University Ave., Riverside, 951.788.8000; www.myspace.com/club_menagerie. MISSION TOBACCO LOUNGE. Every Sun Everybody Laffs Comedy Night. 3630 University Ave., Riverside, 951.682.4427; www.missiontobaccolounge.com. ONTARIO IMPROV. Thurs, Dec. 5-Sun Charlie Murphy. Thurs, 8pm. Fri, 8pm & 10:15pm. Sat, 7pm & 9:15pm. Sun, 7pm . Tues Nate Jackson’s Super Funny Comedy Show. 8pm. Wed Vince Royale Presents: “Comedy Vaporfest.” 8pm. 4555 Mills Cir., Ontario, 909.484.5411; ontario.improv.com. ROMANO’S. Every Thurs Free comedy. 5225 Canyon Crest Dr., Riverside, 951.781.7662; www.theconcertlounge.com.

sports ONTARIO REIGN VS. SAN FRANCISCO. Thurs, Dec. 7. Hockey is fun for a number of reasons—the competitiveness, the aggression and the athleticism are all great reasons to catch local team Ontario Reign as they clobber San Francisco. Citizen’s Business Bank Arena, 4000 E. Ontario Center Pkwy., Ontario, 909.244.5500; www. cbbankarena.com. AUTO ENTHUSIASTS DAY. Sat, Dec. 7. This is much more than a car show, there will be vendors, raffles, drifting demos, autographs and gift bags for the first 1,000

attendees. Auto Club Speedway, 9300 Cherry Ave., Fontana, 909.429.5000; www. autoclubspeedway.com.

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BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Fourth Thurs Floasis. 8pm-11pm. $3. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Wed Children’s story time. 11am. 5183 Montclair Plaza Ln., Montclair, 909.399.1966. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Children’s preschool story time. 11am. 11090 E. Foothill Blvd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.980.5586. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Children’s story time. 7pm. 2470 Tuscany St. #101, Corona, 951.735.0038. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Thurs Book Group. 7pm. Every Mon Children’s preschool story time. 10am. 3485 Tyler St., Riverside, 951.358.0899. BARNES & NOBLE. Every Sat Saturday Storytime. 11am. Every Tues Pre-school story time. 10am. 27460 Lugonia Ave., Redlands, 909.793.4322. BACK TO THE GRIND. Every Mon R.U.P.O. poetry in the basement. 9pm. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www. back2thegrind.com. CLAREMONT FORUM. Mon-Fri Package and prepare books for prisoners in the Prison Library Project. 10am-5pm. Every 2nd Tues Inland Valley Storytellers. Bring an 8-10 minute story to share or just listen. This gathering is for beginners and experienced storytellers alike. 7:30pm. Free (donations accepted). Every Mon Writer’s Workshop. Writing critiques. 6:30pm. 586 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.626.3066; www.claremontforum.org or www. inlandstorytellers.org. CLAREMONT PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Fri & Sat Preschool storytime. 11:30am. Every Wed Toddler story time. 10am. 208 N. Harvard Ave., Claremont, 909.621.4902; www. colapublib.org/libs/claremont. HOWARD M. ROWE BRANCH LIBRARY. Every Thurs Storytime. 10:30am. 108 E. Marshall Blvd., San Bernardino, 909.883.3411. LIONLIKE MINDSTATE MOSAIC. Every 1st & 3rd Wed Open Mic. 9pm. $4. 5540 Schaefer Ave., Chino; www.lionlikemindstate.com. PLUM HOUSE COFFEE CLUB. Every Wed, Fri & Sat Art Walk & Open Mic. 7pm-11pm. 3882 12th St., Riverside, 951.784.1369; www. myspace.com/theplumhouse. RIVERSIDE PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Mon Story time. 10:30am. Every Tues Toddler’s story time. 11:15am. Preschool story time. 10:30am. Every Wed Family story time. 10:30am. Story times, tales and tunes. 3:30pm. 3581 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.826.5201; www. rivlib.net. SAN BERNARDINO PUBLIC LIBRARY. Every Tues & Thurs Pre-school story time. 10:30am. Feldheym Central Library, 555 W. 6th St., San Bernardino, 909.381.8201; www.sbpl. org.

galleries & museums ARTISTS ON “A” STREET. No, it’s not artists on just a street, but a group of terrific visual talents displaying their wonderful creations for all to see in gorgeous downtown Upland. Sponsored by Cooper Regional History Museum, Cigar Exchange/ Pacific Wine Merchants. Every last Sat, 11am-4pm. 2nd Ave. & A St., Upland. Info: 909.946.6782, 909.985.8685. ART WORKS GALLERY. This gallery is the goto spot for expanding your artistic horizons. Every week classes are offered, varying from watercolor, wire sculptures, fused glass frames and many more outlets of artistry. Classes occur weekly. 3741 6th St., Riverside, 951.683.1279; www.jtpfriends.org/ blog/art-works-gallery. BACK TO THE GRIND. T.A.P. Into the Artist. Once a month, Back to the Grind gives tattoo artists a place to show off all sorts of art, whether it’s art-on-skin, sculptures or paintings. Sure there are plenty of galleries but these artists banded together

to create a space where they can present their personal artistic endeavors. Every First Thurs. 6pm-1am. 3575 University Ave., Riverside, 951.784.0800; www. back2thegrind.com. CABOT’S PUEBLO MUSEUM. Come and learn about the story of Cabot Yerxa and his massive hand-built pueblo (on which he spent nearly a quarter-century building) at this museum, which is also home to a 43foot tall Indian monument, carved out of a Sequoia Redwood that’s over 700 years old, better known as “Waokiye.” (It’s just one of 60 such sculptures in a series.) Open Tues-Sun, 9am-1pm. 616 E. Desert View Ave., Desert Hot Springs, 760.329.7610; www. cabotsmuseum.org. THE CENTER FOR WATER EDUCATION. A world-class museum and learning institution which depicts the past, present and future story of water, from its importance in SoCal, to its impact worldwide. 2325 Searl Pkwy., Hemet, 951.791.0990. CHAFFEY COMMUNITY MUSEUM OF ART. Color-Go-Round. Featuring water media work of Jan Wright, that come from the idea that color makes the world go round. Thru Dec. 22. Mythmakers The unique visions of Tammy Greenwood and John Greco come together in an extraordinary way. Thru Dec. 29. Ladies of the Museum. The feminine touch holds an important role in art of all kind, and that’s why the museum is celebrating all things woman by displaying various works from the female perspective. Thru Jan. 14. Salute! This annual reception features a variety of multimedia works submitted by members of the museum, all relevant to the theme Salute! Thru Jan. 26. 217 S. Lemon Ave., Ontario, 909.463.3733; www.ccaamuseum. org. CLAREMONT LINCOLN SCHOOL OF THEOLOGY. Sikh Art Exhibit. Featuring pieces from the Smithsonian, this Sikh art exhibit is full of musical instruments, clothing, swords, paintings and needlework. Thru May 2014. 1325 N. College Ave., Claremont, 714.423.9753; www.claremontlincoln.org. CULVER CENTER AT UCR ARTSBLOCK. Ultraviolet: Light Installation. Presented in conjunction with the Festival of Lights in City of Riverside, this exhibit by Hiromi Takizawa observes the role of light in architectural and environmental spaces. Thru Jan. 4, 2014. 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.827.4787; artsblock.ucr.edu. FERGUSON FINE ARTS AND DESIGN. A plethora of pictures, paintings and posters specializing in pin-up pieces. Be sure to check out the 2nd Sat Art Walk, 3pm-10pm. 181 W. 2nd St., Pomona, 909.620.7488; www.ffadgallery.com. FIRST STREET GALLERY. Glimpse of a Street View & The Holiday Show. Joe Zaldivar’s work will fill the front gallery. His paintings and drawings are his representations from of places he’s seen using Google Maps. Opens Fri, Dec. 6. Thru Feb. 14. 250 W. 1st St., Claremont, 909.626.5455; www.1ststreetgallery.org. GALLERY SOHO. Far Horizon. Local artists bring together multimedia of art that fits within the category of “Far Horizon.” Come see the different interpretations of this broad topic. Thru Dec. 6. 300 A So. Thomas St., Pomona, 909.469.1599; www.pvaa.net. MT. SAN JACINTO COLLEGE ART GALLERY. Sense and Sensibility II. Mixed media will be presented by various artists. Thru Dec. 12. Dorland Mountain Artist Colony Associate Artists Exhibition. Each artist in this series presents a series of works, as well as a statement a bout their connection with Dorland Mountain, the arts community and their work. Thru Dec. 13. 1499 N. State St., San Jacinto, 951.487.3585; www.msjc. edu. MUSEUM OF HISTORY AND ART, ONTARIO. Guasti Mural Exhibition. Four murals, originally taken from the Guasti mansion can now be found in the museum’s Carlson Gallery. Here you can learn all

about the history of Guasti and Norman Kennedy. Ongoing. Road Ways. Road signs haven’t really changed much; red signs mean stop and yellow means yield. But the open road holds many memories for all sorts of roadies. Here you can appreciate the signs that transport you to a different decade, and with it take a “trip” through local highway signs and beyond. Ongoing. 225 S. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.983.3198; www.ci.ontario.ca.us/index.cfm/1605. PALM SPRINGS ART MUSEUM. George Catlin’s American Buffalo. A collection of 40 paintings from the late 19th and early 20th century gives insight into the importance of buffalo in Native American life. Thru Dec. 29. Personalities and Identity in Photography and New Media. This exhibit features the power photography has had for over 100 years, as well as the representational qualities of new media in our modern age. Thru Jan. 31. Richard Diebenkorn The Berkeley Years, 19531966. Coined one of California’s finest 20th century artists, his work that explores the vivid and abstract landscapes of the Bay Area are guaranteed to be phenomenal. Thru Feb. 16. Ancient & Modern: Selections from the Permanent Collection. Turning to the past to get inspiration for the future of their artistic heritage—that’s what artists Gunther Gerzo, Rufino Tamayo and Carlos Merida have done, merging the concepts of their lineage with a decidedly modern bend. Ongoing. 101 Museum Dr., Palm Springs, 760.322.4800; www.psmuseum.org. PITZER ART GALLERIES. Glyphs: Acts of Inspiration. Ten international artists from the U.S., Europe and Africa demonstrate themes of identity, representation and visibility. Thru Dec. 5. Danielle Adair: On the Rocks in the Land. This documentaryperformance-video installation gives you insight of how a tourist experiences significant historical sites, including places like the US-Mexican Border and the Berlin Wall. Thru Dec. 6. 1050 N. Mills Ave., Claremont, 909.621.8797; www.pitzer.edu/ galleries. POMONA COLLEGE MUSEUM OF ART. John Divola: As Far As I Could Get. As a professional photographer for over four decades, Divola has now incorporated painting and conceptual art with his photography, resulting in an exhibit that is one-of-a-kind. Thru Dec. 22. David Michalek: Figure Studies. Using high-speed HD video, David Michalek highlights the absolute beauty of the human form, by slowing five second clips of the human body in motion down to 10 minutes. Thru Dec. 22. Resonant Minds: Abstraction and Perception. Using a variety of works from the museum’s permanent collection, including lithography, paintings, woodcuts and more, this exhibit demonstrates how perception is key in art and abstraction. Thru Dec. 22. Krysten Cunningham: Ret, Scutch, Heckle. Playing off her acute awareness of the connection our bodies have with space and architecture, Cunningham uses a variety of materials to resonate with artistic, social and psychological relationships. Thru Dec. 22. 330 N College Ave., Claremont, 909.621.8283; www.pomona.edu/museum. RIVERSIDE ART MUSEUM. The Face of Hunger. This photography by Michael Nye documents the hunger epidemic that’s happening in America and how resilience helps conquer all. Thru Dec. 15. What’s “52” Got to Do With It? This is a personal story about the growth and fulfillment of Sue Mitchell’s life journey. She was born in ’52, has 52 favorite trees and just finished a 52 week art sabbatical. Thru Dec. 31. 3425 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.684.7111; www.riversideartmuseum.org. RIVERSIDE CITY HALL. Please contact Buna Dorr for appointment. Mayor’s Ceremonial Room Exhibit. A bimonthly rotating art exhibit featuring two-dimensional works by Riverside County artists. Call for schedule. 3900 Main St., Riverside, 951.680.1345;

www.inlandarts.com. RIVERSIDE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM. John Muir and the Personal Experience of Nature. John Muir was a wilderness guy. Like a classic example of a frontiersman in America as expansionism had run its course, Muir grew to document and love the natural wildlife of various United States areas. The gallery focuses on special pieces from a traveling exhibit “Nature’s Beloved Son: Rediscovering John Muir’s Botanical Legacy” from various renowned sources. Thru Jan. 19, 2014. Telling Riverside’s Story in 50 Objects. With Riverside’s extensive history there’s bound to be something unique to learn. For a single night, view 50 different objects that represent or document Riverside’s past, from mammoth molars to stage coach foot warmers. Thru January 4, 2015. Riverside Metropolitan Museum, 3580 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside. Arts Walk. Held the 1st Thurs of every month. Tour the museum’s current exhibitions and view the performers. Each month is different. Walking Tours of Historic Downtown Riverside. Join the RMM for a docentlead tour of historic downtown. Every Sat, 2pm. $5; children 12 and under, free. Call for reservations. 3580 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 951.826.5273; www.riversideca. gov/museum. SAM AND ALFREDA MALOOF FOUNDATION FOR ARTS AND CRAFTS. In Words and Wood. Curator Jason T. Butsch, Carnegie Museum of Art. This exhibition features the works of Bob Stocksdale and Ed Moulthrop. It’s a collection of woodturnings inspired by the curator and including the renown of gallery owner Sam Maloof, this grouping of amazing wooden pieces tells a story of the woodturning field. Every Thurs and Sat. 1, 2 and 3pm. Plein Air Painting in the Garden. Take a relaxing day off and watch talented artists set up shop in the Maloof Foundation garden where they will paint the gorgeous subject matter in its natural area. Every Thurs and Sat. 12pm-4pm. Maloof Foundation for the Arts and Crafts, 5131 Carnelian St., Alta Loma, 909.980.0412; www.malooffoundation.org. SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY MUSEUM. Portraits and Views. This exhibit will take you back to before smart phones allowed you to document every moment of you life instantaneously—back to the portraiture between 1897 and 1924. Thru July 15. Crossroads Gallery, 2024 Orange Tree Ln., Redlands, 909.307.2669; www. sbcountymuseum.org. UCR/CALIFORNIA MUSEUM OF PHOTOGRAPHY. More American Photographs. The Great Depression was a trying time for Americans during the early years of the 20th century, and gazing at photographs in this collection that focus on the recovery from this time is reminiscent of the current economic situation Americans still face. Thru Jan. 11, 2014. 3824 Main St., Riverside, 951.784.3686; www.cmp.ucr.edu.

WALLY PARKS NHRA MOTORSPORTS MUSEUM. Mooneyes. Car fans no doubt know about the history of classic cars and the people who engineered them. The NHRA is recognizing the great accomplishments and influence that Dean Moon has had on the automotive industry from his humble beginnings with dragsters to the use of his own shop to make the very first Shelby Cobra. A few of the famous Mooneye race cars will be available on display to showcase his ingenuity and unique insight to what a car should look like. Thru Jan. Presented by the Automobile Club of Southern California, the NHRA Museum celebrates the impact of motorsports on our culture. They collect, preserve, exhibit and interpret vehicles, auto-related stories and artifacts that represent our affection for, and the influence of, automotive speed and style in all its forms. Learn about hot rods, customs, racecars and speed records, as well as the West Coast’s role as the historic center for these cars’ past and present development. Prolong Twilight Cruise Night. Come and check out hundreds of classic hot rods, customs, and muscle cars as the Cruise Night brings out some of the finest street machinery in the area. In addition to these hot wheels, there’s a raffle, food (for purchase), museum exhibits and best of all, admission is free. Every First Wed, 4pm-8pm. Fairplex, 1101 W. McKinley Ave., Fairplex Gate 1, Pomona, 909.622.2133; www.museum.nhra.com. THE WIRE. Check out the local art exhibit every Thurs from 7pm-9pm. 247 N. 2nd Ave., Upland; www.thewire247.com.

community announcements CHRISTMAS PARADE. Starting below Gibbs St., and 2nd St., this Christmas Parade will circle around the downtown with free live entertainment, Santa & Elves, food, games and even snow! Sat, Dec. 7. Downtown Pomona, 909.469.1121; www. downtownpomona.org. FAMILY MOVIE NIGHTS. There’s nothing like cuddling up with the family for a free movie screening. Every Thurs. Steelworker’s Auditorium, 8437 Sierra Ave., Fontana, 909.574.4500. GYPSY FESTIVAL. Arts and crafts will be on sale consisting of quilts, jewelry, paintings, prints, ceramics, fiber art, clothing, metal, sculpture and muchmore. Fri, Dec. 6-8. United Congregational Church, 233 W. Harrison Ave., Claremont. HARVEST FESTIVAL. This winter wonderland of fun will include amazing shopping opportunities of jewelry, photography, woven clothing, candles, blown glass, ceramics and so much more. There will also be crafting demonstrations, entertainment, a Kidzone, strolling performers, contests, specialty foods and more. Fri, Dec. 6-8. Fairplex in

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Aries (March 20-April 19) We live in a time when everything comes down to power. Every question, action taken or choice made becomes a question of power over others, or whether an individual has the strength to stand up to it. It’s now every major corporation and countless events that unfold on the individual and intimate levels of existence. Rule One is: you do it if you can. This comes at a price, which is self-mastery. As long as the name of society’s game is domination of others, we will overlook that the essential mission of arriving on Earth in a body is to be the master of your consciousness, your choices and to the greatest extent possible, your destiny. It is true that many forces in your personality are leading you to feel less than stable, though that is precisely what you must learn to harvest and focus with discipline and a true commitment.

Libra (Sep. 22-Oct. 23) Events of this month can serve either as a model for what you can do with yourself during the coming year or, alternately, as an example of what you do not want. There’s likely to be some mix of the two, though I am inclined to think that you are about to discover the benefits of actually asserting yourself. I suggest you do this in your own style but don’t let the concept of style include any form of passivity, compromise before the conversation. When you assert yourself, you’re likely to get a little echo back, in the form of some disapproval from someone. This verges on being a universal phenomenon, and it’s a potential stumbling point for those at a new phase of experimenting with their will and influence. The problem is that it’s enough to keep most people in their shell, silencing their opinions or otherwise refusing to ruffle feathers.

Taurus (April 19-May 20) You are right in that zone where selfrespect and respect for authority merge into the same thing. You have wanted and indeed needed to level the playing field of life for a long time; to experience some sense of your own presence with other talented people on a peer-topeer level. If you perceive authority as a leadership quality, as aptitude and as a hard-won achievement, you will be more inclined to be its student and to crave cultivating those same qualities in yourself. What you’re about to experience is an opportunity to dismantle and understand the familial experiences that led you in the other direction. As you identify and discard various internalized structures, especially the authority structures of your family, you will free up energy, time and space.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22) If you over-focus on the concept of sex in one relationship, you may miss the point of the whole human sexual experiment. That point (the little arrow on the Scorpio symbol) is how every aspect of life is fundamentally creative; how creativity always requires some transformation or movement of resources; and that any form of sex, or art, or expression will unquestionably offend someone, somewhere. Therefore, that someone may be offended by some aspect of your personal expression cannot be a valid criteria for determining the appropriateness of something. Once you catch that little riff, you will become a revolutionary, particularly where the stuffy, rigid thought forms of your parents or other caregivers are concerned. So I suggest you open your aperture, open your mind and allow experience to happen.

Gemini (May 20-June 21) It is time for you to think bigger, which means with a long-range vision and focusing your sense of mission. This is setting a high standard in a world where 140-character messages by rank idiots make world news, but so be it. Over the next few weeks, information is likely to come through that has nothing to do with your work-a-day world, your circle of friends or any of your usual patterns of conversation. You will be getting big-picture information at the same time you experience a kind of earthquake around the values that guide your life. When you recognize that something you feel or think is true, or when you have an experience that changes you, start making decisions—immediately—based on what you have learned or discovered.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 22) The more you retreat, the more you’re putting yourself into position for maximum contact and action. Whatever you are doing with your emotional energy, however you feel about putting yourself forward and embracing your feelings and those of others, I suggest you count yourself as moving in the direction of what you know you want the most, whether you think you’re doing it or not. You are in a rare, beautiful position to learn the nature of trust where intimate exchanges are concerned. This state of being often exists for you only in potential; only right now that potential is more like low-hanging fruit. You know that every relationship involves taking a chance. What is not said often enough is that not daring also involves a risk as well.

Cancer (June 21-July 22) You may notice that certain people you are intimate with are willing to go places you never imagined they would. That’s a cosmic signal that you are ready to go places that you never dreamed of, both in intimate situations and ordinary life. You are embarking on one of the most significant phases of your life, when it comes to your ability to deepen your intimacy, your capacity for empathy and most of all, for experiencing some emotional balance in your relationships with others. A perceptive ability is opening up that is allowing you to see how others see you and to sense who you are to them. This depth of understanding will help you adjust your emotional reality, and experience the feeling of actually belonging in the world. Leo (July 22-Aug. 23) You may feel like you’ve got an unusual amount of work piled on you, however the way to think of this is as approaching a truly significant achievement. It will help if you get busywork out of the way, avoid running around on errands or doing everyone else’s job. Keep yourself on a routine of constantly prioritizing and reassessing your priority scheme. The point of this, if it’s not obvious, is to eliminate as many unnecessary activities as possible and direct your energy to what you know matters. If you are uncertain, knock it down the priority list and focus on what you are confident you want to do or know you must accomplish. One thing I can tell you is that by thinking things through and letting your mind do most of the work, you can spare yourself a lot of pointless effort and wasted time. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Authentic creativity requires meltdowns, breakdowns, risks taken, the collapse of the known order and total submission to the creative process. By this I mean the process of birthing yourself into a new stage of your existence, which happens in tandem with what you create. As you go through this, you may have the sensation of betraying authority. That, in turn, could lead to the insidious feeling of guilt, intermingled with the pleasure of creation, liberation or sex, as if what you are doing is ‘so right but so wrong,’ but it cannot be both. The right and the wrong you perceive are servants of different masters. So you need to ask yourself, who is the inner voice expressing disapproval (in the form of guilt or fear) and what is the source of the feeling that you really are expressing or exploring something meaningful?

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20) You are rapidly moving toward a breakthrough. Since this is something you have initiated but cannot control, I suggest focusing on aligning your intentions with your actions, every single time you make a move. It is debatable whether control even exists. What you can be certain exists is the potential to guide your existence and your creative power one step at a time, one decision at a time, in a series of conscious steps. This is a little like rock climbing or rafting or any other noncompetitive sport. You know your goal, you have your basic approach, and then you deal with the questions and challenges of the moment in the moment you are living them. I am suggesting this as an alternate to control dramas, resistance, power struggles and other huge wastes of energy and focusing power. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) Rather than project your values onto a cause or going overboard to express your devotion to a relationship, I suggest you take an even bolder step: embody what matters to you the most. We all know the human tendency to have high ideals in some abstract dimension—and those born under your sign are especially susceptible. Try gathering your existence, your values, your desires into the present moment and noticing how you feel, and where you are. You are in a moment of dancing with some rich, fertile uncertainty, which will do more to nourish you than any goal-setting or devotion to anything outside yourself. Stay with the feeling and have faith what it will give birth to, in each moment as you live it. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Remind yourself at all times, whenever you need to, that you are the one who directs the shape and flow of your life. The more you honor this ideas, the more influence you will have over your life. Yet they will not be real to you until you put them into practice, and get some experience doing so. This will necessitate a change of orientation from focusing primarily on the activity and relationships in your life, to your actual existence. One of the biggest and best favors you can do for yourself this month and for the coming year is to focus your vision. Have some concept of what you want to be doing, and then refine it regularly as you process additional experiences and information. You can be a passive recipient of your experience, or you can vision yourself into existence.

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Pomona, Building #4, 1101 W. McKinley Ave., Pomona, 800.346.1212; www. harvestfestival.com. HOUSE OF RUTH’S ANNUAL HOLIDAY STORE. Providing new toys and gifts to women and children affected by domestic violence, House of Ruth needs your donations of new unwrapped non-violent toys, cash, gift cards, etc. Thru Mon, Dec. 23. Donations can be delivered between 9a.m. to 5p.m. at House of Ruth Outreach Center, 599 N. Main St., Pomona, 909.868.8021; www. houseofruthinc.org. MIDGET WRESTLING. The extreme midget wrestling foundation brings competitors that will impress you with their serious moves. They may be small, but they are strong—don’t miss this excitement coming to the IE. Sun, Dec. 8. The Brandin’ Iron, 320 S. E St., San Bernardino, 909.888.7388; www. brandinironsaloon.com. NATURE WALKS. This quick 30 minute walk around the forest grounds led by a Discovery Center Naturalist will give you just enough time to really connect with nature. Every Sat & Sun Big Bear Discover Center, 40971 North Shore Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3437; www.sbnfa.org. NEIGHBORHOOD CAROLERS. Moreno Valley Mall is ringing in the season’s spirit with the Neighborhood Carolers. Get your shopping done early and enjoy the start of the holiday season. Thru Dec. 20. Moreno Valley Mall, 22500 Town Cir., Moreno Valley, 310.899.290. TOTALLY CARRIED AWAY & OFF THE WALL. This art sale has hundreds of original art pieces on sale. There will be artists selling boutique items like jewelry, ceramics, mosaics, fiber artwork, paper and metal pieces. Thurs, Dec. 5-15. Riverside Art Museum, 3425 Mission Inn Ave., Riverside, 981.684.7111; www.riversideartmuseum.org. PALM SPRINGS OPEN AIR MARKET. The grand opening for this open air market will have vendors of all types for your shopping needs. Every Sat. thru April. The Spa Resort Casino, Downtown Palm Springs, 760.534.7968; www. palmspringsopenmarket.com. PET PICTURES WITH SANTA. Take your cat or dog to get their holiday wishes granted by jolly ol’ Saint Nick—they’ll get a photograph taken by professional photographers. There’s also a chance to get your dogs vaccinated and microchipped, as well as a chance to shop. Thurs, Dec. 7. Mary S. Roberts Adoption Center, 6165 Industrial Ave., Riverside, 951.688.4340; www.petsadoption.org. POWWOW. Get together to celebrate with Native Americans at this winter gathering powwow, with song, dance, crafts, arts, foods and beautiful handmade clothing. Fri, Dec. 6-8. Spotlight 29 Casino, 46200 Harrison Pl., Coachella, 760.775.5566; www. spotlight29.com. PUGACHEV’S BARREL-AGED BEER FESTIVAL. This event will celebrate the release of the most popular barrel-aged beer from Hangar 24—Pugachev’s Cobra. Sat, Dec. 7. Hangar 24 Craft Brewery, 1710 Sessums Dr., Redlands, www.h24pugafest.com. RARE XMAS FILMS + 3D XMAS PROGRAM. Rare and forgotten Christmas short films and cartoons from many years back will be featured, including Howdy Doodys Christmas, 1940s The Night Before Christmas and many more. Fri, Dec. 6. The Bijou Cinema, 57482 Onaga Trail, Yucca Valley, 760.365.0475; www.meetup.com/desertclassic-film-society. THE REMBRANDT CLUB HOLIDAY TEA AND BAKE SALE. This is the 33rd annual holiday tea and bake sale at the Seaver House. Santa will come by to take pictures with the kids, while there will be music and more fun for everyone. Sat, Dec. 7. Seaver

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House, Pomona College, 333 N. College Way, Claremont, 909.981.7245. SANTA’S PAJAMA PARTY. This pajama party is a great opportunity to play holiday games with your family, make winter crafts, enjoy refreshments, meet live animals and take a photo with Santa Claus. Fri, Dec. 6-7, 14. San Bernardino County Museum, 2024 Orange Tree Lane, Redlands, 909.307.2669; www.sbcountymuseum.org. SPAMALOT AUDITIONS. Performance Riverside is holding auditions for the upcoming performance of SPAMALOT—a ripped of comedy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Sun, Dec. 8-9, 7pm. Tech 107, RCC City Campus, 4800 Magnolia Ave., Riverside, 951.222.8000. TIS THE SEASON AT VICTORIA GARDENS. Santa has arrived, as well as Dickens Carolers to make your Christmas shopping all the more festive. Thru Tues, Dec. 24. Victoria Gardens, 12505 N. Mainstreet, Rancho Cucamonga, www. victoriagardensie.com. WILDLIGHTS AT THE LIVING DESERT. This 21st annual lights festival will be the biggest and the best yet—with holiday excitement for the entire family. Fri Dec. 6, 7, 13, 14, 1923, 26-31. The Living Desert, 47900 Portola Ave., Palm Desert, 760.346.5694; www. livingdesert.org.

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CENTER FOR COMMUNITY ACTION AND ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE (CCAEJ). There are people who want change, and then there are people who make change happen. Disgusted and frustrated that Riverside County officials continue to place warehouses, rail-yards and other diesel sources next to homes and schools, and allow new homes to be built next to the same type of facilities, CCAEJ took action by placing a billboard along Highway 60 at the entrance to Riverside County. Check out the CCAEJ Website and educate yourself about the health conditions in your area. PO BOX 33124, Jurupa Valley, 951.360.8451 or admin@ccaej.org; www. ccaej.org. COMMISSION OF DISABILITIES. Every 2nd Mon Every group needs a committee; one that is dedicated to the well being of the group. In this case the Commission of Disabilities in Riverside is passionate in promoting awareness of both the group’s presence at Riverside City Hall as well as awareness of disabled people everywhere. The following quote, “The mission of the Commission of Disabilities is- to promote greater awareness of, respect for and total participation of individuals into all aspects of life” is the motto and goal of group’s support of disabled people in the Riverside community. It’s placement in the Riverside County City Council allows them to keep a close eye on programs and policies in process especially concerning housing, employment and transportation. 6pm. Riverside City Hall, 5th Floor, 3900 Main St., Riverside, 951.826.5427; www.riversideca. gov/cod. DEMOCRATIC LUNCHEON CLUB. Every Fri The Democratic Luncheon Club was formed in the ’30s and was reorganized as a chartered Democratic Club in 1993. Their popular, hour-long luncheons are a forum for progressive ideas and feature distinguished speakers such as U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer. These members have fire in their bellies—in 2002 they got off their duffs and personally registered more than 240 Democrats. Politics and food go together so well. 12pm. Democratic Headquarters, 136 Carousel Mall (lower level, near the central glass elevator), San Bernardino,

909.882.5819 or mrkalvarez@aol.com; www.sbdems.com. DEMOCRATS OF GREATER RIVERSIDE. We didn’t believe it either—Riverside and Democrats? They always have something going on. Every 3rd Thurs General meeting, 7pm. Mexicali Grill, 1690 Spruce St., Riverside, 951.781.6682 or info@riversidedemocrats.org; www. riversidedemocrats.org. FOOD NOT BOMBS. Meets weekly at various locations. Protesting militarism and poverty by serving free vegetarian food to people in need, and in support of ongoing political organizing efforts. FNB believes that by giving away free food to people in need in public spaces, they directly dramatize the level of hunger in this country and the surplus of food being wasted. They also call attention to the failure of society to support those within it—choosing instead to fund the forces of war and violence. They are committed to the use of nonviolent direct action to change society. Thousands of meals are served each week by FNB groups in North America and Europe. Info: foodnotbombs909@yahoo.com; www. foodnotbombs.net. FRIDAY MORNING CLUB. Every Fri Come and listen to speakers, discuss Riverside Council Agenda items and other areas of concern to the city’s residents. Free and open to the public, with free parking, too. 10am. Janet Goeske Senior/ Disabled Center, 5257 Sierra St., Riverside, 951.351.8800; fridaymorningclub@yahoo. com; www.janetgoeskecenter.com. INLAND COUNTIES STONEWALL DEMOCRATS. Chartered Democratic club working within the Democratic Party to represent the LGBT—Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender—members of the community and their friends and supporters. They are proud members of the National Stonewall Democrats, who have the motto, “Pride in Our County; Pride in Our Party; Pride in Our Families.” PO BOX 9642, Redlands, 909.556.6818. INLAND EMPIRE DEBATING SOCIETY. “Debate is the heart of liberty.” So reads the I.E. Debating Society’s website. This nonprofit, non-partisan organization was developed in order to provide the citizens of the IE with accurate, thoroughly researched debates on all issues of the day, in order to stimulate more voter participation and—imagine this!—a more enlightened electorate. Members represent all sectors of life, including high school and college students, teachers, professors, lawyers, business folk, parents and retirees. Info: 909.887.4894, 909.825.7800; www.inlanddebates.com. INLAND EMPIRE FREETHINKERS. Every 1st Wed Come join Atheists United and the Center for Inquiry-West for some refreshing discussions. 7pm-9pm. Unitarian Church, 3657 Lemon St., Riverside; www.cfiwest.org/ groups/inland.htm. INLAND EMPIRE LATINO LAWYERS ASSOCIATION. Legal clinic hours: Wed, 1pm-3:30pm. Clients also seen at—Lawrence Hutton Center, 660 Colton Ave., Colton, Mon, 1pm-3pm; DeAnza Community Center, 1405 S. Fern Ave., Ontario. 2nd Thurs of every month Needy folks can get counsel/advice on family law, landlord/ tenant disputes, civil disputes (such as car accidents) and collections. These volunteer attorneys are like argument angels. For more than 20 years, IELLA’s mission, with the help of the United Way, has been to provide free legal services for the poor and underprivileged because too many people could not afford to hire an attorney, were not able to speak English, or could not read or write. Help them help you by calling or going to the website to schedule an appointment and to see what you need to bring with you for your meeting. 1pm-3:30pm. Administrative Office, Cesar Chavez Community Center, 2060 University Ave. #113, Riverside, 951.369.3009 or iellaaid@aol.com; www.iellaaid.org.

INLAND EMPIRE MINORITY-LED RESOURCE DEVELOPMENT COALITION. Every 2nd Fri This coalition includes nonprofits, political and governmental agencies, business owners and individuals, who are all aiming to impart change in their communities. The coalition hosts monthly meetings and is open to any entity seeking to join, without a membership fee. Bring your fliers and information to share. 10:30am. Meetings at the New Hope Family Life Center, 1505 West Highland Ave, San Bernardino 92411. JEFFERY OWENS COMMUNITY CENTER. The mission of the JOCC is to “provide education, support and advocacy regarding sexual orientation and gender identity.” The center offers a safe environment for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender individuals in the Riverside and San Bernardino areas. 5198 Arlington Avenue #922, Riverside; www.jocc.org.

leisure ACTION ZIPLINE TOURS. Talk about building up your “wheeee!” factor: Touting themselves as the “first legal, permitted zipline tour company in Southern California,” Action sports nine ziplines, ranging from 120- to 820-feet long, a suspension bridge (with views of the Johnson Valley) and expertly guided tours. Whether you’re aiming for a nice, pleasant ride on a wire in the sky or the thrill-seeking, well, action that an open-air zipline can provide, Action’s likely got you covered—that is, if you’re at least 8 years of age and weigh at least 75 pounds. (And yes, they’ve got braking systems, just in case you need to hit pause for a moment.) Four tours daily. Action Zipline Tours, 41647 Big Bear Blvd., Big Bear, 909.866.0390; www. actionziplinetours.com. BEAUTY BUBBLE SALON & MUSEUM. Location is a private home so please call for an appointment and directions. Jeff Hafler, an L.A. hairdresser who gave up on Hollyweird, owns the homestead house/ salon and operates an awe-inspiring hair museum with treasures like a ‘70s mod Ken doll and an 1880s kerosene-heated curling iron. Get yourself a celebrity-worthy haircut in the desert or pay your $5 and check out some funky old-school beauty equipment. 5444 Moon Way, Wonder Valley, 760.835.9369; www.facebook.com/ BeautyBubbleSalonAndMuseum. BELLA VISTA WINERY. This winery claims it was the first Temecula vineyard (around since 1968). Now for a little history lesson, courtesy of the Bella Vista Website: The Temecula wine region began developing in the mid-‘60s when the Kaiser Land Development Company purchased what was known as Vail Ranch in 1964, and began investing in and marketing the Temecula Valley. Horticulturalists were brought in to evaluate the area, and, along with avocados, the experts determined that wine vineyards were well suited for the valley. The cool moist air from the coast would settle in the Temecula Appellation in the evening and would burn off the following morning, perfect for grape growing. First planted in 1968, five acres of the original Bella Vista acres are still producing adjacent to the winery, which was built in 1978. Unlike gym socks, when it comes to wine, older can be so much better. 41220 Calle Contento, Temecula, 951.676.5250; http:// bellavistawinery.com. BIG BEAR ALPINE ZOO. The Moonridge Animal Park arose from the ashes of forest fires in 1959 that devastated the natural ecosystem of the San Bernardino Mountains. Several injured animals were brought to safety for rehabilitation and a second chance at life in the wild. But for some, returning to the forest was not an option due to human imprinting or injuries that would compromise their survival. Enter the humane and dedicated folks at Moonridge, who created an Alpine zoo,

where all the animals are native to our local mountains. Learn more about our furry, feathered and scaly friends through daily feeding tours, in the education center, or in the library. Say hi to the Grizzly! 43285 Goldmine Dr., Big Bear Lake, 909.878.4200; www.moonridgezoo. org. BIG BEAR DISCOVERY CENTER. Here it is: Your gateway to education and adventure in the San Bernardino Mountains. The center is an educational and informational portal set on helping you become a more responsible friend to the forest. You can pick up an adventure pass that gives you access to the local hiking and off-road trails, hiking and biking maps, camping info, or take a naturalist-led interpretive program (wild flower tour, canoe tour, offroad tour, any sort of mountainous tour your heart desires!) or take in a concert under the stars. 40971 North Shore Dr., on Hwy. 38 one mile west of Stanfield Cutoff, Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3437; www. bigbeardiscoverycenter.com. CALICO EARLY MAN ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE. Tours Thurs-Sun, 9:30am, 11:30am, 1:30pm, 3:30pm; Wed, 1:30pm & 3:30pm. Nearly 12,000 stone tools—used for scraping, cutting, and gouging—have been excavated here. The apparent age of some of these items (said to be as ancient as 200,000 years old) contradicts the dominant archaeological theory that humans populated North America only 13,000 years ago. Located 15 miles east of Barstow off I-15 in Yermo. From the Minneola Rd. exit, follow the signs north about two miles on graded dirt roads to the site. CALICO GHOST TOWN. Established in 1881, this ghost town is now California State Historic Landmark 782. It’s an authentic silver mining town that lives on as one of the few original mining camps of the Old West. Gunfight stunt shows have become a part of Calico’s everyday life, but the less adventuresome can pan for real gold, watch water roll uphill in Calico’s Mystery Shack or take a trip down into an actual mine where the air is thin, ceilings are low and evidence of labor-intensive rock chipping is everywhere. Located 10 miles north of Barstow off I-15. Exit Ghost Town Rd., 760.254.2122. CANYON CREST WINERY. This will be your new go-to place for a wide selection of wines and a few fun events to boot. Temecula may be the IE center of our “Wine Country” but heck, Riverside is much closer to home for many and you don’t sacrifice quality by staying local. Canyon Crest Towne Centre, 5225 Canyon Crest Drive, #7A, Riverside, 951.369.9463; www. canyoncrestwinery.com. CHERRY HILLS CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Year-round. Eat better and support your local farmers. Fri, 8am-1pm; Sun, 9am-1pm. 26834 Cherry Hills Blvd., Menifee; www. cafarmersmarkets.com. CHURON WINERY. This French-style chateau also offers the Inn at Churon Winery, a bed and breakfast perched on a hillside overlooking the vineyards. It’s the perfect solution if you plan on swallowing more than spitting. 33233 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.694.9070; www. churonwinery.com. CLAREMONT FARMERS & ARTISANS MARKET. Every Sun, 8am-1pm. Catch a lively walk through the Claremont Village each week surrounded by fresh vegetables, unique crafts and other greatness. Indian Hill and 2nd St., Claremont. DANZA DEL SOL WINERY. Previously owned by Bill Filsinger’s who was the first Southern California winery to grow and produce Gewurztraminer, a fantastic wine on the sweet side, in 2010 it was taken over by Robert Olson. Now the Winery is focused on wines with Mediterranean influence. 39050 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.6363; www. danzadelsolwinery.com.

DESERT ART STUDIO. Open by appointment. Muralist and painter Chuck Caplinger’s “Oasis of Murals” is a studio and gallery exhibiting his semi-psychedelic portraits, paintings and murals of the Southwest, located in his giant dome home near the entrance to Joshua Tree National Park. He has a cool past. He started off as an illustrator for NASA in Houston, then moved to LA where he worked with Lonestar Pictures and painted celebrity portraits. The award-winning Texas-born artist’s paintings hang in numerous galleries and museums, and his murals color much of California—see his site for desert art near you. Twentynine Palms, 760.361.2305; www. desertartstudio.com. DRIVETECH RACING SCHOOL. Call for schedule of classes and prices. Learn how to drive a high-powered NASCAR racecar in a controlled but demanding environment. The people of Drivetech want you to know this: More track time, more laps, more speed, more freedom on the track, passing encouraged, sideby-side driving, coaching by radio, warm up laps, and in-car video. But all you’ve gotta know from us is: “Days of Thunder.” California Speedway, 14611 Rancho Vista Dr., Fontana, 888.495.7223; www.drivetech. com. FALKNER WINERY. This award-winning winery believes “wine is truly the ‘spirit of the gods’ that embraces the essence of life itself and helps all of us not take things too seriously.” They also offer 10 different wines, group wine classes, a wine club, and wedding packages. Tasting room open 10am-5pm. Restaurant open 11:30am-3:30pm. 40620 Calle Contento, Temecula, 951.676.8231; www. falknerwinery.com. FENDER CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS. For those with kids who are about to rock, we salute you. And we present you with this incredibly awesome experience— professional caliber performing arts education and instruction to children, ages 7-17, through the Kids Rock Free Educational Program. This program provides free and low cost musical instruction education including piano, guitar, bass guitar, vocal performance, drums and combo band. Intrigued? Bring your school or group for a tour, including an inter-active demonstration, access to the exhibits and the visual arts gallery, and an optional scavenger hunt. 365 N. Main St., Corona, 951.735.2440; www. fendercenter.com. FLYING BEAR ZIP LINES. “I believe I can fly,” once sangeth R. Kelly, but never did he sing about zip linin’ his friendly face across gorgeous canyon scenery and through the tops of trees in Big Bear. And that’s where Flying Bear kicks in, offering five zip lines and an aerial platform that’s perched almost a hundred feet high. Two tours are offered, the “Black Bear” which takes about an hour-and-a-half and puts

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calendar your ass flying down three different zip lines. And then there’s “The Grizzly” that’ll suspend your noggin’ across a canyon down five lines in around three hours’ time. The tours are guided by trained pros and offer some amazing views, but they’re not for everyone, as you must be at least 75 pounds, but no more than 250. Also, pregnant people and those with medical conditions are asked to consult with a medical provider before embarking on such an adventure. Open year round, everyday. Prices start around $65. At the top of Mill Creek Rd., Big Bear Lake, 909.866.3260; www.flyingbearziplines.com. GALLEANO WINERY. Galleano winemaking spans five generations, remaining familyowned, and claims to be California’s largest producer of Cucamonga Valley wines. Cantu-Galleano Ranch complex is listed on the California and National Register of Historic Places. 4231 Wineville Rd., Mira Loma, 951.685.5376; www. galleanowinery.com. GLEN EDEN SUN CLUB. See website for prices. Glen Eden is known as Southern California’s premier nudist resort and RV park. Interested clothes-free parties might be happy to know that first-time visitors get in free (see their website for the coupon). Entertainment, dining and sports are all part of the offerings, including tennis, volleyball and swimming. 25999 Glen Eden Rd., Corona, 951.277.4650; www.gleneden. com. THE GLEN IVY CENTER. Seeking some alone time away from the every day buzz of standard city living? Here’s a retreat that’s offering a relaxed and spacious experience on sacred land with creeks, walking paths and organic orchards. Get away from the distractions! 25005 Glen Ivy Rd., Corona, 951.277.8701; www.glenivy. org. GRABER OLIVES. Tours available throughout the year. In the fall, visitors may view the many activities that center around the long and careful tradition of grading, curing and canning Graber olives. Can you think of a more romantic date? 315 E. 4th St., Ontario, 800.996.5483; www. graberolives.com. HADLEY FRUIT ORCHARDS. Open since 1931, Hadley’s offers dried fruits, nuts, and dates—they are famous for their rich and delicious date shakes. What I find most intriguing, however, is that they claim to be the originators of trail mix. Whoudathunk?! 48980 Seminole Dr., Cabazon, 800.854.5655; www.hadleyfruitorchards.com. HANGAR 18. So, you’re all about hangin’ tuff. Well, then, maybe you’re ready to pit yourself against the 10,000+ square feet of climbing at SoCal’s tallest climbing gym. Whether you’re a serious climber or just curious about trying it out for the first time, this gym is ideal for climbers of any age and ability level. Newly renovated with a massive party deck, additional bouldering space, gymnastic flooring, and two new killer crack climbs, Hangar 18 is the perfect location for birthday parties, school or church groups, scout troops, climbing camps, teambuilding events, or family outings. They also offer Kung Fu and Hatha Yoga classes for those whose life involves being a little more “grounded.” 256 E. Stowell St. #A, Upland, 909.931.5991; 6935 Arlington Ave., Riverside, 951.359.5040; www.climbhangar18.com. HIGH ADVENTURE. Open daily, year-round, weather permitting. Call for prices and to schedule classes. The Website says, “Often the question comes up... What is the difference between ‘hang gliding’ and ‘paragliding’?” High Adventure—a business run by husband-and-wife team Rob and Dianne McKenzie—offers

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USHPA certified, personalized instruction and service in both sports, out of Andy Jackson Airport. Go for both the tandem and the solo lessons for the complete experience. Best of all, they’ve won lots of safety awards. 4231 Sepulveda Ave., San Bernardino, 909.379.9095; www.flytandem. com. HIGH DESERT FARMERS MARKET. There’s not only a bounty of fresh vegetables, fruits, and flowers, but also fun items like doggie treats, raw honey, kettle corn, stuffed olives, and so much more. Parking is free. 18422 Bear Valley Rd., Victorville, 760.247.3769; www. highdesertfarmersmarket.com. HIGH DESERT TEST SITES. See the website for more info and a timeline of exhibits. The High Desert Test Sites are a series of experimental art sites located along a stretch of desert communities including Pioneertown, Yucca Valley, Joshua Tree, 29 Palms and Wonder Valley. These sites provide alternative space for experimental works by both emerging and established artists. Most projects are meant to belong to no one and are intended to melt back into the landscape as new ones emerge, basically giving each piece its own chance to sink or swim. The goal is also to create an artistic community on a zero budget. Go to the Website to learn more about the group’s mission. It’s like Burning Man without the fire or repressed Silicon Valley thirtysomethings. From L.A., take the 10 east; exit on Hwy 62 (29 Palms Hwy) and head east toward 29 Palms; the sites are located between Yucca Valley and Wonder Valley. Info: www. highdeserttestsites.com. INLAND PARAFLITE INC. Call for packages and prices. California’s only year-round, full-time powered-parachute training center. There is so much to choose from— intro flights; the First Flight course where you go solo in the Powerchute Pegasus; and the full UFI course, which brings you to the level required to be endorsed to fly a PPC solo and puts you on a straight and level course to attain your own UFI rating. It sounds foreign to us, but it’s probably the coolest thing in the world to those who speak the language. Located in Apple Valley. Info: 760.242.3359; www.paraplane. com. INTEGRATRON. Curious? Well, the Integratron is “an acoustically perfect tabernacle and energy machine sited on a powerful geomagnetic vortex in the magical Mojave Desert.” Yeah. Basically, in the ’50s, George Van Tessel got abducted by aliens and then returned in order to build this dome based on the design of Moses’ Tabernacle, the writings of Nikola Tesla and telepathic directions from extraterrestrials. Yeah. It was originally meant to be a rejuvenation and time machine, but today it is the only all-wood, acoustically perfect sound chamber in the U.S. Check out the Website—tons of activities happen out there, such as concerts, sky watchers, spiritual meetings, school trips and so much more. But you definitely can’t miss the Sound Bath—a 30-minute sonic healing session. Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins gives it two thumbs up. Yeah. 2477 Belfield Blvd., Landers, 760.364.3126; www.integratron. com. JIM WALLACE SKYDIVING SCHOOL. Who in their right mind would want to jump from a perfectly good airplane at 13,000 feet? Chuck Norris, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, and a whole lotta other people with a lot less money, that’s who. Gail Sims and Jim Wallace know what they’re doing—they do movie stunts, hold world

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records, and help pansies like us to fall through the air with confidence and ease. 2091 Goetz Rd., Perris, 800.795.3483; www. jimwallaceskydiving.com. JOSEPH FILIPPI WINERY & VINEYARDS. You must go to the Website and read the history of this place—it’s worthy of a Brian Grazer film, starring Tom Hanks. They also allow you to select custom labels when you purchase wine, and make a point of offering non-alcoholic beverages to your designated driver. Oh, and their yummy wine wins heaps of awards. 12467 Baseline Rd., Rancho Cucamonga, 909.899.5755; www.josephfilippiwinery.com. JURUPA MOUNTAINS CULTURAL CENTER. A nonprofit Family-Oriented Learning Facility (or FOLF), featuring fun programs in archaeology, geology, paleontology and earth sciences. Their goal is to teach awareness and respect for the earth and its inhabitants through hands-on educational programs. They offer field trips, specialty classes, nature school classes and the Earth Science Museum, as well as the largest dinosaur egg collection in North America. 7621 Granite Hill Dr., Riverside, 951.685.5818; www.jmcc.us K1 SPEED ONTARIO. Who doesn’t love to drive their hearts out? Well, you can’t take tight turns and mash the throttle with glee when travelling on public roads (at least, we don’t advise you do that), but you can surely let ‘em rip once you’re behind the wheel at this top-notch indoor karting track. These high-performance electric karts run on two race tracks (which can be combined for special functions), featuring a high-grip asphalt surface, plus there’s enough space for birthday parties and meetings. Hook up with the Arrive and Drive package that allows folks to compete in a 14-lap race against friends or competitors for the fastest lap time. There’s even an adult racing league, just in case you’re looking to get serious about karting your non-minor heart out. Best of all, you won’t be seeing any flashing lights in your rear view mirror after flooring it. 5350 E. Ontario Mills Pkwy., Ontario, 909.980.0286; www.k1speed.com. THE KIMBERLY CREST HOUSE & GARDEN TOUR. Be sure to strap on your walking shoes if you opt for the daytime docentled tour of the Kimberly Crest House, Carriage House exhibit and Gift Shop (surprise), along with a guided tour through the gardens and grounds. There is a lot to be said for the rejuvenating nature of a little beauty. And nature. Enjoy the terraced Italian gardens, orange groves, Koi ponds and the picturesque chateau with a French revival parlor complete with gilt furniture and silk damask wall coverings. The tour is approximately two hours. Visitors should expect to be on their feet for an extended period of time and have to navigate stairs as well as sloped lawns. Closed in Aug. Kimberly Crest House & Gardens, 1325 Prospect Dr., Redlands, 909.792.2111; www.kimberlycrest.org. LEMON CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. This 10,000 square foot museum celebrates Corona’s past history as the “Lemon Capital of the World” during the 1930-40s. It sits at the center of the former Corona Lemon Company, which, at 2,000 acres, was believed to have been the largest single lemon ranch in California. The park now utilizes 11 historic buildings, houses and packing sheds as a sort of artist’s colony. Artists-in-residence include sculptors, painters, muralists, life-drawers, glass blowers, weavers and woodworkers. You can watch them work or take classes yourself. An operating beneficial bug farm is also on site as well as a quaint farmer’s market. Before you leave, make sure to stop by the small gift shop featuring “everything lemon.” Corona Heritage Park & Museum, 510 W. Foothill Pkwy., Corona, 951.898.0687; www.coronaheritage.org. LEONESSE CELLARS. The word Leonesse, meaning “village of dreams,” is the

inspiration behind this winery’s quest to create world-class wines from the Temecula Valley (not to be confused with Field of Dreams, which is about worldclass baseball players). They have won numerous awards, including one for “White Merlot,” which I have never heard of. Have yourself a taste when you pop in for a tour of the enchanting grounds or to take in one of their popular concerts. 38311 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.7601; www. leonessecellars.com. MAURICE CAR’RIE WINERY. This winery, centered around a large Victorian-style farmhouse nestled amidst rolling hills, was founded by Budd and Maurice C. Van Roekel in 1986. Today the winery is run by new owners Buddy and Cheri Linn. (Apparently you have to be named Bud to own this place.) The winery offers a pineapple-flavored champagne and a popular pinot noir, amongst other award-winning wines products. They also have a famous baked brie served in sourdough bread. 34225 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.676.1711; www. mauricecarriewinery.com. MOTOCROSS VACATION. SoCal is the Mecca of the motocross industry. If your bag is heart-pumping adrenaline rides organized on your choice of five of the world’s top tracks, then check out one of MXV’s full service vacations. All packages include everything you need to enjoy the thrill of motocross: bikes, fuel, entry fees, pit set-up with support from friendly and knowledgeable staff, food, drinks, transportation, tours, training and more. And best of all, at the end of the day, they load up, clean, and prep the bikes for the next day of incredible riding. 31221 Saddleback Ln., Menifee, 909.772.8082; www.motocrossvacation.com. ORANGE EMPIRE RAILWAY MUSEUM. Wanna see big machinery? How’s about checking out a museum with a massive collection of railcars and locomotives? If this doesn’t tickle your high torque transportation fancy, then how’s about the fact that you, yes you, can actually get behind the wheel (well, there ain’t a wheel when we’re talking rails here, I suppose) of a locomotive and rent one for an hour! Access to the museum grounds is free, riding the trains costs $12 for adults and $8 children 5-11. Free for children under 5. Actually being able to operate a locomotive: $190 an hour. All aboard! 2201 S. A St., Perris, 951.657.2605 or 951.943.3020; www.oerm.org. PERRIS VALLEY SKYDIVING. Perris Valley Skydiving, the largest skydiving center in North America, offers so many ways for you to fall out of the sky, I can’t even begin to tell you. Spectators are welcome to recline on the grassy lawn and watch the parachutes play against the blue sky. But everyone can enjoy the 3,600 sq. ft. Bombshelter Bar and Grill, which contains a comprehensive collection of skydiving memorabilia, as well as num-nums. 2091 Goetz Rd., Perris, 800.832.8818; www. skydiveperris.com. PIONEERTOWN. Pioneertown was built in 1946 as a movie set for western movies. Productions shot at the site included Range Rider, Annie Oakley, Buffalo Bill Jr., The Gene Autry Show and Cisco Kid. Check out Pappy & Harriet’s (for drinkin’ ‘n’ rockin’), Pioneer Bowl (bowlin’ ‘n’ eatin’), Pioneertown Motel (sleep where the stars slept), Historic Hayden Ranch (to really feel like a movie cowboy), and Rimrock Ranch Cabins (“The High Desert Getaway for Stressed-out City Dwellers”). If you’re there in the summer, weekends offer an Old West re-enactment. We have the feeling someone will be pushing up daisies. And since you’re there, be sure to stop into Pappy & Harriet’s for beers and blues, rock, alt-country and more. 53688 Pioneertown Rd., Pioneertown; www.pioneertown.com. website doesn’t work PONTE WINERY. The Ponte family

purchased this lush property over 20 years ago, but at first they sold their grapes to other wineries. They now proudly offer a full array of wines under their own label. Their new winemaker, Robert Cartwright, is a hands-on kind of guy available to answer your wine questions in the tasting room every Fri, 3pm-4pm. Cartwright’s education includes chemistry, environmental science and enology (the study of wine and the making of wine). Who knew there was so much science behind it? 35053 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.694.8855; www.pontewinery.com. RANCHO SANTA ANA BOTANICAL GARDENS. California’s got an immensely diverse cross section of vegetation and plant life, and perhaps nowhere is that collection better represented than at the Rancho Santa Ana Botanical Garden. Situated near the heart of the Claremont Village and the prestigious colleges, this garden sports over 80 acres, featuring an incredible array of flowers, trees and brush, all with the backdrop of a majestic mountain range. Take a brisk walk and get your cardiovascular workout going, or just make it a slow stroll through the pathways that wind their way through the grounds. Admission is free, but there is a suggested donation to help keep the non-profit park in top form. 1500 N. College Ave., Claremont, 909.625.8767; www.rsabg.org. REDLANDS MARKET NIGHT. Established in 1988, this certified farmers market is one of the most successful in Southern California. An atmosphere of lighted trees, brick sidewalks and historic buildings holds over 150 food and merchandise booths as well as downtown shopkeepers who stay open late. There are clowns, magicians, horse-drawn carriage rides, face painters and live music in every genre. Smoking and animals are not permitted, and children under the age of 18 must be accompanied by an adult after 8pm. Thurs, 6-9pm. Downtown Redlands, 909.798.7548; www.redlandsmarketnight.com. RILEY’S FARM. This farm has apples, raspberries, pears and sunflowers, amongst other crops. But that’s only the beginning. Why not check out the Colonial Farm Life Adventure, the Revolutionary War Adventure, or the Old Joe Homestead Tour. Or, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, the Revolutionary War Overnight Adventure, dinner programs, and you-pick fruit. Go online to find out what it’s all about. 12261 S. Oak Glen Rd., Oak Glen, 909.797.7534; www.rileysfarm.com. RIVERSIDE CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Bring lots of small bills and change. Good people would also bring their own bags. Year-round. Fri, 8:30am-12pm. 5261 Arlington Ave., Riverside; www.cafarmersmarkets. com. ROBERT RENZONI VINEYARDS AND WINERY. Nestled in a dozen acres in the southern portion of the Temecula Wine Country, this winery is the newest entry in the local

batch of great grapes. However the owners aren’t new to the winemaking tradition, which has been part of the family for over a century. This father and son operation features a 4,000 square foot tasting room and production facility, and though they’ve just barely got their winery started, they’re already a featured wine in several restaurants. 37350 De Portola Rd., Temecula, 951.302.8466; www. robertrenzonivineyards.com. SAN BERNARDINO CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Tues, 5:30pm-9:30pm. Yearround. Ferris Hill Park, E. Highland Ave. at Valencia Ave., San Bernardino; www. cafarmersmarkets.com. SOUTH COAST WINERY RESORT AND SPA. Get away for a while and enjoy the holistic peace of this resort which features a winery, spa and restaurant. This relaxing location will bring down anyone’s stress level to a healthy low! 34843 Rancho California Rd., Temecula. 951.587.9463; www.wineresort.com. STARDUST SKATING CENTER. Intro to Derby Skating with the Inland Empire Derby Divas happens every Sun, 10:30am. $5 admission. $2 skate rental. 2167 N. Lugo Ave., San Bernardino, 909.883.1103; www.myspace. com/stardustskatingcenter. STATE STREET WINERY. This winery is one of the newest kids on the State Street block, but its offerings of Cran Chi Chi (fresh cranberry-infused Chainto) and Chilean Cabernet (dark and peppery notes) lend a refreshing departure to Downtown Redlands’ usual wine-and-dine scene. Very “special” grape juice is the order of the day, and proprietor Janet Harter is there to make sure your tasting experience goes down smooth and refreshing. 404 E. State St., Redlands, 909.798.4300; www. statestreetwineryredlands.com. SURFER DAVE’S HAUNTED THEATER. A walking tour through the historic Granada Theater in Ontario takes you back in time into the 1920s. Check out locations not generally open to the public and hear about all the famous folks that’ve made the place so special. Surfer Dave’s your host, telling you all about mystery and suspense that surrounds the location and there’s even talk of meeting “visitors from the other side.” Admission: $15. Call ahead for reservations. 303 N. Euclid Ave., Ontario, 909.292.8415; www.granadaghosttours. wordpress.com. TEMECULA OLD TOWN CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Sat, 8am-12pm. Year-round. 6th St. at Old Town Front St., Temecula;www. cafarmersmarkets.com. TEMECULA PROMENADE CERTIFIED FARMERS MARKET. Wed, 9am-1pm. Year-round. Winchester Rd. at Ynez Rd., Temecula; www.cafamersmarkets.com. THORNTON WINERY. Opened in 1988, Thornton winery combines old world style with new world taste. Check out their multiple-award-winning restaurant, Café Champagne, the Champagne Jazz Series

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calendar on the Mediterranean fountain terrace and their winery tours. Oh, and try their specialty—the sparkling wine champagne made with the Methode Champenoise. 32575 Rancho California Rd., Temecula, 951.699.0099; www.thorntonwine.com. THRESH|HOLD. Are you adventurous and want physical stimulation but hate the staleness of standard gyms? Head down to Riverside for a unique rock climbing experience that will get your heart pumpin’ and your muscles sore. Known as bouldering, this workout focuses on the strength of your body through bursts of energetic movements. And the routes, known as problems, require ingenuity and

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curiousness to explore the limits of your own body. (Don’t worry, there’s a crash pad and trained spotters to help you, might you slip a little.) They also offer yoga classes as well as themed events. Check out the calendar on their website. 2111 Iowa Ave. Unit A, Riverside, 951.742.8479; www.climbth.com. TOM’S FARMS. With several restaurants on site (including a burger stand, Señor Tom’s Mexican food, a cheese and wine deli and their own pizzeria), a Sweet Shoppe, home furnishings and gifts, rides on an 19th --century, steam-propelled train and the carousel, plus live music every weekend, this farm is a lot more than

BY jeff girod

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Word It’s official. We hate everybody. And what better time to celebrate our utter contempt for fellow humanity than now, during the holidays—which have officially been renamed Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Gray Thursday and Dirty Wednesday. The other days are just a blurry morass of long lines, middle fingers and automated customer service recordings that may or may not be recited by an offshore South Korean receptionist named Britney. As usual, things got started early in Rialto. Police say there were three fights total at a Rialto Wal-Mart on Thanksgiving night that broke a police officer’s wrist and left three people in custody, according to the San Bernardino Sun. One suspect was also charged with assault on a peace officer and assault with a deadly weapon, after he allegedly kicked a man in the head while he was lying on the ground. His conviction could carry up to several years in prison and a fine of thousands of dollars. But think of the amazing savings he almost pocketed on bath towels! Not that Rialto was alone in its merriment. In Virginia, a man stabbed another man in the arm over a WalMart parking space. At a Wal-Mart in New Jersey, a woman threatened another woman with a stun gun for a shopping cart. Shootings were reported at a Kohl’s near Chicago, and near a Target in Las Vegas, where a customer was carrying home his newly purchased big-screen TV For its part, Wal-Mart couldn’t be happier with its Black Friday haul, which serviced more than 22 million customers in one day. In a press release, CEO Bill Simon compared Black Friday to “the Super Bowl of retail!” and said Walmart’s sale was “bigger, better, faster, cheaper and safer than ever.” To be fair, this year’s Black Friday sale at Wal-Mart was safer than in years past—when all big-screen TVs in Wal-Mart’s electronics aisles were inexplicably strapped to flaming rhinoceroses. None of this should be news to you. People have been getting shot, shanked and punched in the gonads on Black Friday ever since stores started marking down last year’s Sanyo’s and calling them “doorbusters.” The holidays are a stressful time. It’s why I usually just give gift cards. There’s less chance for wrapping and blunt force trauma.

During the holidays one in four pedestrians in Great Britain suffer from “pavement rage,” according to a recent survey. Pavement rage. Let that sink in. Apparently it’s just like road rage, but people in England experience a bilefilled, seething hatred for people who even have the nerve to walk and breathe on the same sidewalk. Pretty much everyone is going to be a stressed out, me-first asshole for the next four weeks. But you don’t have to add your voice to the knee-jerk, caroling chaos. Maybe 2013 didn’t turn out the way you wanted, or your professional development plan didn’t include living with your parents at age 30 and working at a frozen banana hut taking orders from an assistant manager with headgear named Kenny. Between the traveling, the relatives, the constant psychotropic mind fuck of Christmas music, decorations and jingle ball sweaters, the holidays can lead you down a deep, dark hole, my friend. But don’t ever let it steal your soul. These things that the corporations tempt us with, for which we stand in checkout lines at Christmas time, that lead us to tear each other apart—they’re just things. And most require batteries you don’t have. I’m going to assume you’ve never put anyone in a sleeper hold for a coffee maker. But is shoving our way toward an iPad or flat screen TV really worth the way our friends and family look at us — the way we perceive ourselves— the other 48 weeks a year? Are they ever worth a felony charge? Whatever it takes to get you through the holidays with your decency and personal respect intact? Do that. Make believe it is August. Convert to Jehovah’s Witness. Or build a giant lighted Nativity scene out of cream corn on your front lawn starring Mariah Carey, Chevy Chase and that four-eyed kid from A Christmas Story. If you’re looking for reasonably priced tarps and wheelbarrows, I’ve heard Wal-Mart is having a sale.

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