1980 Kanyana

INTERNATIONAL HOUSE KANYANA ’80

CONTENTS Student Club Positions 1980.....................................................

Editorial..............................................................................................

'We're working on it' by Ivor Cribb ......................................

Bert Martin R e p o rt.......................................................................

President's Report..........................................................................

Social Committee Report..........................................................

Soiree...................................................................................................

I H Crossw ord.................................................................................

Cellar Club Report Shop Report ....................................................................................

Car Rally R ep o rt............................................................................

College Groundsmen Report College Pharmacist's R e p o rt...................................................

S p o rt.....................................................................................................

College Blues Valedictory Awards ......................................................................

Spy Report....................................................................

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STUDENT CLUB POSITIONS 1980 PresidentSecretary: Treasurer: Vice President: Social Convenor: Sports Convenors: B.O.G.: Kanyana Committee:

Peter Janssen Kathy Heatley Yan Tan Ray Whitehead Simon Yelland Ian Davidson Jenny Crowther Ross Hetherington Bhajan Singh Barbie Ainsworth Stewart Moore Sue Grant Jim Henry Wilfred Brimblecombe

The Kanyana Committee would like to thank Ron Chang for the artwork he did, and we would also like to extend our thanks to those who contributed photographs.

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EDITORIAL Mamatma Cmudmi said that if you ever got the urge to work, lie down for five minutes...it would soon pass. I tried to follow his advice. It worked as far as study goes but not as far as being editor for this year's edition of Kanyana. The hours of work that have gone into Kanyana, both by my committee and myself, are uncoun­ table. It is with much gratitude that I thank the in­ itiative and enthusiasm of the contributors to Kanyana.

I do not feel that an editorial is the place to draw con­ clusions about this year as far as college life went. I think the magazine, as a whole, is sufficient in telling the story. I leave the conclusions up to you. I also do not intend to ponder upon the concept of 'May Brotherhood Prevail'. We all have at one time or another during the course of the year pondered upon it ourselves.

I only wish to say that I am very grateful for the opportunity of being I H's editor of Kanyana 1980, and as the saying goes: Opportunity knocks but once. It has been quite an experience approaching people for both contributions and advertizements (with the much appreciated help of Peter Janssen and Bhajan Singh). I wish next year's editor (Rosemary Barker) the fortunate surprise of co­ operation as I have had.

Once again I would like to thank my fellow col­ legians, and in particular, my committee made up of Stewart Moore, Sue Grant, Jim Henry, and the college photographer, Wilfred Brimblecombe. To sign off: Keep smiling — people usually think you've been up to something...

Barbie Ainsworth.

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WE’R E WORKING O N IT!

The slogan for this year's 'International Fair and Soiree' — the 'IT' being the achieving of Inter­ national Brotherhood — is particularly appropriate as it is what we have been working at since college opened its doors on 3 March 1965!

For all of 1965 we had 32 Australian males and 32 overseas males housed in A, B, C and D Towers. It was a most exciting and exhilarating year and Ian Keys, the foundation Student Club President, ex­ presses his feelings thus: 'College spirit is an elusive concept — it was this collective feeling that enabled us to field teams in all the college sports this year. It was this spirit that gave us almost a complete roll up to the Swimming where we came last\. It was this college spirit that involved many people in activities for which they had neither the time nor the inclination (nor often the ability)'.

1966 saw the addition of E and F Towers and the Warden's residence with the numbers rising to 98 until G Tower opened in 1969 adding 53 fair adorn­ ments. The Students' Club of the time wanted squash courts and swimming pool instead of G Tower, but the Board, in its wisdom, decided that the male lump needed leavening with female sweetness and light. And so it came to pass.!

In 1970 was born Kanyana edited by Peter Kedit, who explains — "Kanyana' was to the Aboriginals 'a gather­ ing place for members of tribes — a sojourn to revive ancient knowledge and to admit young men into the full power and dignity of manhood. We will all go away a little wiser from our stay in our Kanyana'.

Even as far back as 1969, college residents were worry­ ing, as have so many others since, whether Inter­ national Flouse was 'working'! Jeff Spender (1967) wrote 'There is a matter of increasing concern and I urge all students not to become 'all takers and no givers'!" In 1970 five residents themselves undertook a study of International House as a 'socio-cultural system'. Chris Clarkson (1970) wrote on 'I.H. — the cross-cultural intercourse that led to miscarriage!' He fondly hopes that future generations of college would remould the college social structure so that people would work together with far more effective inter­ action than at present. Joe Chuma (President IHSC 1971) says, 'At I.H. we can do better to appreciate its ideals and aspirations if we ask 'What have I done as an individual to fulfil some of its aims? Attempt followed by failure is defensible. Failure without attempt is indefensible.'

Saniosa (1972) says that people come into I.H. with too high expectations and suggests that our motto should be 'That Brotherhood might Prevail!' Jackie Jenkins in her 1973 editorial writes — 'Cross-cultural learning is a natural process which depends entirely on the personality and motiva­ tions of the Individual. Through living at Inter­ national House, one has a chance to learn a little of the many 'cultures' represented at college while gaining some insight into one's own.'

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Lynelle Thelander expresses her opinion. 'In many ways. 1974 must be regarded as the year of the greatest success in fostering community spirit and involvement.

It was, for those whose untiring enthusiasm initiated this success, the fulfilment of an ambitious dream. For those who merely participated, it was a year to be recalled, hopefully, with pleasure, nostalgia and with even a strengthened conviction of the value of COMMUNITY action.'

Bill Tranter (President 1974) stresses the same point. 'I can see a tremendous future for this college if only this attitude of individual involvement continues to stand high in your list of priorities. I.H. can be what its members want it to be, no more — no less! While we're here let us work to improve — when we leave, let us take and remember what is best! Let us hope that we can all continue to strive for our ideals, remembering that 'ideals are like stars.' We will not succeed in touching them with our hands, but, like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, we choose them as our guides, and, following them, reach our destiny.'

Ross Hetherington (President 1979) voices his concern — 'I believe there are a lot of people here who are not even mildly interested in this college — overseas and Australian students who just use the college as somewhere close to the University to sleep, study and eat. It is very sad if this is the case!'

The whole purpose of this historical survey is to show you how succeeding generations of students have felt.

In many ways it is a healthy sign, the rot of Compla­ cency has not yet set in. However the main message is the responsibility of the individual to contribute to the community good. Without that unselfish community involvement, without that social contract, the con­ tinued success of International House is very much at risk!

I conclude with the poem of Arthur Hugh Clough — 'Say Not The Struggle Naught Availeth' Say not the struggle naught availeth.

The labour and the wounds are vain, The enemy faints not nor faileth.

And as things have been they remain.

If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars; It may be, in yon smoke concealed, Your comrades chase e'en now the fliers And, but for you, possess the field.

For while the tired waves, vainly breaking, Seem here no painful inch to gain, Far back, through creeks and inlets making.

Comes silent, flooding in the main.

And not by eastern windows only, When daylight comes, comes in the light; In front the sun climbs slow, how slowly!

But westward, look, the land is bright!

IVOR CRIBB Warden

BERT MARTIN

REPORT

Each year 1find it increasingly difficult to write an arti­ cle for Kanyana and to avoid repeating a lot ofthings which have been said before. However perhaps this year is a special one because it is 25 years ago last April that International House was launched and there seems to be something about a 25th Anniversary. It was 15 years ago last March that International House com­ menced operations with 64 male students in residence, and at the beginning of the 1969 academic year, we achieved our original stated objective by becoming co­ educational and with 150 students in residence.

The building of the new dining-room complex will com­ plete the building programme for International House.

A good deal more in building has been done than was originally planned and the capital cost has been much more than first estimated. The first and most important reason for living in International House and attending University, is to obtain higher education and nothing should be allowed which will hinder this objective.

However, to provide a non-denominational college with the residential accommodation stated above, is not the only reason that International House was established and quote the following objects which were stated 25 years ago and have not been changed.

To afford Australian and non-Australian students residence, guidance, domestic, moral and disciplinary supervision, cultural social recreational facilities and tutorial assistance in the preparation for the lectures and examinations of the University.

To provide a meeting place for the cultural, social and recreational activities of all non-Australian students of the University of Queensland and a place for Australian students to meet with non-Australian students.

To endeavour as far as possible to allocate college places to Australian and non-Australian students equal­ ly.

To have no bias regarding race, creed or beliefs of students or intending students of this college.

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It has to be realised that although obtaining a higher education and University degree is the prime object of being at International House and the University, never­ theless the use that the facilities of International House and the use that this extra knowledge is put to, is of equal importance. Unless you are locked away in a laboratory doing research, it is inevitable that in your chosen vocation you will be dealing with people.

In 1976 I had the pleasure of living in college for four months and again for two months this year and I would like to take this opportunity of placing on record my appreciation to all in college for their cooperation and friendly approach. When it is considered that this was extended to one who has no academic qualifications and is at least three times older than most of the residents in college, it is ludicrous to suggest that Inter­ national House cannot be a place where understanding and lasting friendships can be formed between people of many countries, different cultures and vocations.

There is this opportunity at International House to get to know and understand people from many different countries, and cultures and this understanding is of equal importance to everyone. It is, of course, a twoway traffic.

MAKE THE MOST OF THIS OPPORTUNITY. BERT MARTIN President

PRESIDENTS REPORT

On looking back one cannot help but be critical of one's mistakes or the faults in others. But as was once said Those seek nothing but faults that seek for nothing else.' Therefore, in this report I will endeavour to be as objective as possible without sacrificing the need to be honest.

I began this year with a threefold objective: Firstly, to develop and maintain financial stability, secondly to foster critical discourse and encourage all collegians to adopt a more responsible attitude to I.H. and what it stands for, thirdly to promote as many means as possi­ ble whereby that attitude would be fruitfully utilized and enjoyed.

The extent to which each of these goals has been realiz­ ed is a matter for you to judge. For my part, I believe that on the whole these goals have indeed been met.

It is indeed remarkable that after beginning this year with a thousand dollars deficit and most officebearers asking for increased allocations, we are now at a stage where, despite unexpected losses on the Formal and Drink Machine, all our commitments have been met and the Club can breathe life into all the various pro­ jects that have arisen from previous General Meetings.

'Jen' has been the most successful innovation of 1980, and has harvested much of our creative abilities. It is an undertaking for which all of you can be warmly con­ gratulated and justly proud. Although still in its em­ bryonic form, already it has exemplified the profes­ sionalism and balance which makes it a unique piece of literature on campus, and one that offers something for everybody. It has acted as a focus for the collective effort of 150 people: writers, producers and readers.

Therefore, it is a laudable example of the unity of which this college, despite all its internal divisions, is capable. There were a few cynics who thought it would never get off the ground. I am very proud of all your efforts in proving them wrong, and hope that the newspaper will continue as a focal point for all your thoughts and aspirations.

The Reading Room/Lounge was not meant to be just a place to read. The type of literature and decor were chosen so as to create an informal environment con­ ducive to relaxation and interaction. More interesting literature, coffee and tea it is hoped will encourage more people to make use of it as a place to unwind, relax and chat with each other. Similarly, the advent of new furniture at the Shop holds the same promise of benefiting the social life of college.

The Badminton/Volleyball court has arrived and is tak­ ing shape in our grounds, enhancing the BBQ area in particular. Pleasantly situated amidst the trees and the ladies of 'G' tower, the court will hopefully see both Overseas and Australian men and women simply enjoy­ ing themselves in informal recreational activity. For the same reason I might add, Space Invaders can be seen as more than just a money-making proposition.

As President I have tried to keep in touch with all your feelings, both personally and through such organs as the General Committee and Presidents' Forum. I have appreciated all your advice and criticisms, and hope that I have done as much as you wanted me to do.

Despite all its faults 1980 was a progressive year in that all the issues were placed on the table, and were acted upon. Any deficiencies in the Club's functioning should now be obvious, and thus, capable of redress next year.

If I was to be rhetorical I would say all the old reac­ tionary biases went into 'the dustbin of history.' But now I am predisposed to accept that change comes slower in substance than in form. All the doors were flung open but not everybody took the personal initia­ tive to make the most of.the opportunities. Why? Is a question I cannot answer. Perhaps I asked people to make efforts and sacrifices they were not able or prepared to make. Thus, by putting the spotlight on the IDEAL I became, in some eyes, too much of a moralist I did not want to be. Neverthless, even now I do not regret my idealistic spirit because I believe that if we at least aim high, even if we miss, we can always learn to try harder or aim at a different angle next time.

The desire to make 1981 a better year is commonly felt and is an encouraging sign for next year's General Com­ mittee I am sure. As long as there is enthusiasm, anything is possible. To the Students' Club as a whole and the silent helpers in particular, thank you for your support throughout the year, and to my General Com­ mittee and all those hours of thankless effort, I convey my deepest appreciation. The beginning of this decade for I.H. has been turbulent but it is often that the toughest road leads to the greenest pastures. Like the larger world we represent I.H. is going through a phase which has significant bearing on the years ahead. There is a lot to learn from the past and a lot to hope for in the future Wherever your path leads you, I.H., I wish you well.

Peter lanssen.

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SOCIAL COMMITTEE REPORT This year has seen a reasonably active social year for collegians. The social committee members, Liz Clarke, Elizabeth Gibson, Jenny Cheng, John McKinstry’ Stewart Moore and Bhajan Singh, have all tried hard to keep the college alive which is hard to do at times.

Our social calendar this year commenced with a dinner dance in the college dining room. Collegians were able to invite their friends, and wine and dine their way through a memorable evening. Our music was supplied by our resident D.J., Shinypoo Whitehead. Unfortunately, due to the size of the dining room, we were a bit cramped. The extension to the dining room which is supposedly being built next year will be certainly needed for college to hold any large function.

R/anfy Notowidjojo and Petrus Sitepu

Sink More P.I.S.S. Jim, Kanwal and 'constant companion'

The Annual College Inter-Tower Sports Carnival was held with a lot more tower spirit being shown as com­ pared with last year's carnival. Events included the Dry Regatta, Sack and Chariot races, pyramid building competition, and who could forget the strange assort­ ment of rearranged cartons that were meant to resemble sailing boats. The carnival seemed to take on the air of the Moscow Olympics with many heated disputes over judges' placings. Everyone did, however, have an (egg) cracking great time.

Another most enjoyable evening was the Mu Mu or Hungi which was held in the College grounds on the night of the Inter-College Council Rowing Regatta. Seni Túfele roasted a pig for us and helped carve up the big beast. Everyone had to attend which caused the grounds to be filled with people. The evening was added to by the provision of a keg.

Examinations and Soiree kept organized social activities to a minimum during June, July and August. However, we did have a successful bowling night in August.

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Hang Loose Mother Goose

September saw the College Formal drawing close, and in preparations for this Arthur Murray's idol, Kantha Retnam, taught us some ballroom dancing. I had to go outside of college to find enough women for the men, and fortunately numbers were even. Most of us should now be proficient in the Pride of Erin, the Foxtrot and the Cha Cha. On the weekend following, the College Formal was held in the Main Refectory. Even though the evening was not a financial success, the feedback I received was most enthusiastic. Everbody seemed to have en足 joyed themselves. The evening was punctuated with memorable events. It commenced with pre-ball drinks at college, and the people then wandered across to the Refectory to dance to a great band and D.J. At mid足 night the Registrar tried to shut us down due to noise coming from the other functions that were being held at the Union complex. After this we all had to dance on tip-toes. The evening was finished off with Champagne and Chicken back at college, but it eventually died at 11 00 am when Mr Cribb had to ask the Parapet Party to break up, and clean up the disaster zone left from the night before.

Kantha: Arthur Murray's Idol

Future college functions envisioned will be a picnic and, of course, Valedictory Dinner.

The year has been a successful and enjoyable one for myself and the Social Committee. Flowever, it has not been without its moments of displeasure. No college function can be organized and conducted properly by a handful of people. The Social Committee is not chosen to be the slaves of the college but rather to help the people in college enjoy life in college. Help in any small way, such as decorating, carrying tables, chairs, is always appreciated. There is nothing more depressing than to spend your time organizing a function that is only attended by a minority or small majority.

Collegians should support their committees, as the peo足 ple in the committees are doing the college a favour not a service.

To finish I would like to thank my Social Committee for their support throughout the year.

SIMON YELLAND

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SOIREE

Now that all the work is over, it is time to reflect upon what Soiree is and what purpose it does serve. It is our ideal — that one day of the year when we can show by action that we practise what we preach. It is not easy to put Soiree together but it is definitely harder to infuse people with the right spirit. We could go on using this year's theme forever because all we can hope to do is 'work' on our aims and ideals. It is with the hope that collegians continue to work on 'it' that I hand over the position to Ron Chang. Soiree is a wonderful event in our year but we must be mindful of the limitations upon us so that it can become a uniting rather than dividing agent in college.

ROSEMARY BARKER.

Up Australia.

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Swee Toh

Left to Right: Su May Patricia Maria Bee Ghee Michaeline

WE’RE WORKING ON IT

Trevor shows how to do it with a pig Uenny Schafer and Ah Chai Ho assist)

THE Liberated Ms. Mooney.

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Well what can you say.

Helen Blakelock

Patti Thomson, lenny English, and Butch.

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Liz Clarke and Wilfred Brimblecombe

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I H's loudest laugher.

He is, quite simply, a beer drinker from Gin Gin. The college nymphomaniac.

Apart from Bhajan, who else is a long-haired sex fiend?

Translated it means Goodness, Love, and Human Heartedness.

Who once said, 'The College Shop will be open in two hours , sixteen minutes and thirty-two seconds'?

The only thing you can't do in this guy's vehicle is take a shower (but then it's fun being dirty in a panel van).

The Sri Lankan ambassador to Castlemaine Perkins.

The hygienic miracle man responsible for the return of many a sub-3 student.

He once was the owner of a handle-bar moustache which aroused lust in even the coldest woman.

Who had the worst hangover after the first keg?

Which tower won the Inter-tower sports?

A champion of such causes as football, the Cellar, 4X, hangovers, and yellow Hondas.

D tower's answer to Doctor Kildare. Well known for his accurate diagnoses in emergendes and who specializes in open wounds, Datsuns, and married women.

She gives a very .... relaxing massage of any part of the body that might need .... relaxing.

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During the day he's the mild-mannered 'father' of B tower, but at night he sheds his clothes to become Super-Blanky, and resumes his neverending battle for wine, woman, and the Australian way.

Well-coordinated namesake of TV's geriatric crime fighter.

'Davo' can't outrun this chick.

He likes froglegs, good wine and a bit of 'oo la la'.

The man who epitomizes all that is Isa. How many Toowoomba lads in college are habitual drinkers? (Hint: there are four Toowoomba lads in college) He was beaten to breakfast three times this year — twice by the college cat who had slept the night with the toaster.

The phantom clothes-line tilter.

The way to play hockey well is to let your stick do all the work for you when you go for a dribble — just ask this young lady.

This man moves like a panther on two legs, and has the cutest giggle.

He will be the first dentist to give a filling to a surfboard.

I H's Elton John.

College King of tabletennis and pool.

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1980 has been a tremendously successful year for the I.H. Wine Cellar Club.

Under a new management and a rejuvenated cellar club association this year, the cellar was able to raise itself from the heavy debt left behind from the previous year to a healthy financial position at the end of 1980 stock take.

Naturally the Club could not have achieved this profit without the willing, loyal and enthusiastic patronage of its Club members and their friends who made the most of our well stocked cellar.

The participation and eagerness shown by a number of our members must not be left uncredited, and there were some fine individual and group performances witnessed from not only within the Cellar, but along the parapets, stairways, the bottoms of stairways, and behind the odd tree around college (Geoff Thorne!)

Cooray, Greg Reed, Kanwal Josan, Jim Henry, Rodney Betts, Bob Heath, Kate Buchanan, and Barbie Ainsworth must all be congratulated on their fine form throughout the year.

Thanks must eo to the Cellar Masters of Roscoe, Peter Shoyer and Ray Wilson who were always at the beck and call of thirsty customers, and who were torced to spend many a long night drinking unselfishly for the betterment of the Club; to the Cellar standins of Laurent, Bob, Bhajan, and Ray Whitehead who were reliable standins when the Cellar Masters could no longer stand; and to Doc Batten for her weekly trips to Bartletts Barn for our stock and for her help in getting the Club on its feet again at the beginning of the year before she left college.

The Cellar has come a long way this year both in pro足 moting an appreciation of fine wine and beer, and pro足 viding a stimulus for social interaction within college.

And we certainly enjoyed our part in promoting this process.

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SHOP REPORT The college shop commenced business at the start of 'O' week, 1980. Since then, a few additions have been made to the shop; a new set of six shelves were bought and installed in the shop with the help of Ray Whitehead in replacement of an old cupboard. We also acquired a cigarette dispenser which greatly assisted our efforts to maintain an efficient service to our smokers. An ex-collegian, Rasma Lee, kindly donated some groceries to the shop. With the help of a few students, the groceries were used to provide a free Sun足 day supper down at the shop. This proved to be a great success. The college shop also invested in two hundred T-shirts bearing the college emblem. This proved to be very popular. For 1980, we estimate a total turnover of approximately $9,500 with a profit of ten percent. From this profit, $600 was handed over to the Student Club.

Finally, we would like to thank Wayne Lee Forday for looking after the shop over the vacation, and also all the generous patrons.

GREG SEELEY RON CHANG

Cathy and Sue

What are Creg Reed, Stewie Moore and Geoff Thorne hot about??.

Ask Rebecca Wilson!!!

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Aida Aguinaldo

Shiny Adii Khan

What do you call the product of a PANDAbear— W OM BAT relationship?

Wombear or PanbatÌ Ì

Michelle Ong and Cunaratnam Parameswaran

Yan Tan and Peter Durman

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Leanne Evans

Ismael Akyoo

Wayne Forday

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H AN CLID ER Pilots stay up longer!!!

(Chris Petney and Peter Holloway)

Wilfred Brimblecombe — College Photographer

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CAR RALLY REPORT A mere eleven days before the scheduled blast-off, four intrepid explorers did sally forth into the unknown; their mission — to plan the 1980 I H Car Rally; their steed — Greg Seeley's Ferrari 308 GTB, cleverly disguised as a HD Holden to avoid attention.

Throughout the western suburbs they did accelerate, brake, swear and curse until Greg's blood pressure approached dangerous levels. So they wet their whistles and cooled their heads while counting fenceposts at Westlake. After playing chicken with a couole of fifty tonne trucks on the Ipswich coal fields, the passengers crawled out from under the front seat, and so they continued on. All went well through to Boonah where a nasty section around the back roads (sure to fool the most skilled navigator) was found. Unfor­ tunately, it proved too complicated even for us. So after fifty miles of being totally lost in the region of the NSW -Q LD border and a two hour delay, we found our way back to Beaudesert, and selected an easier route to the beautiful Mt Tamborine. The stage was set for the most trying I H Car Rally ever, and no-one was more glad not to be participating than the organizers.

Welcome to the 1980 Car Rally And so it began. A cloud of dust signalled the start of a long and tiring day. Teams arriving at the lake had to overcome the ferociousness of the ducks to count the number of claws. But did they remember that ducks have two feet? Ron Chang well remembers the azalea count; Scott Teske took particular notice of Women's Coat of Arms.

Exhausted and thirsty, all teams managed to arrive at the Royal Mail Hotel, Redbank in one piece. Davo bought focid for his moocows at.... John McKinstry and his crew, Kanwal Josan, and James Henry, zoomed through the coal trucks and narrowly missed a few.

Leanne Evans and Ian Davidson waited, and waited, and waited at the Beaudesert Railway Hotel. Finally, a car arrived, then an hour later, another car, and so it went on.

Until... a phone call .... a desperate confession revealed that Jenny English and Karen Winkworth had become lost, even though they had received directions from a pine cone in the grounds of the State Penitentiary!

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The third and last leg, through the live firing area, really tested the endurance of the teams. Nancy Rowlandson and Valmae Rose survived the ordeal as did Russell Chap­ man, Anthony Finch, and friend. Peter Holloway's new car and Chris Pentney made it too! Morty, ably supported by his lovely harem (Sue Grant and Anna Fearnley), arrived in fine form. just received a secret news flash.

There may be some smoke pouring from the cars of the members of the Heatley pedal car team (Kathy Heatley, Barbie Cameron, Ron Chang and Lisa) when they learnt that they were pipped out of second place due to the many kilometres of reversing undertaken by the Hunter Hurrican (Russell Hunter, Simon Yelland, Sally Ridge and Meg).

Well, the car rally did end with the winners of last year reigning supreme once more. Congratulations to Roscoe, Liz Clarke, and Greenie. See you next year!

Leanne Evans, Greg Seeley and Scott Teske.

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COLLEGE GROUNDSMEN REPORT

COLLEGE PHARMACISTS REPORT

By Vic's left and right men.

This year has been a challenging year for the grounds men (known affectionately as 'The Vic Men') to convert the college weeds into better growing college weeds.

Through hard times we have laboured, husking temperamental lawn mowers and in the process, dodg­ ing waterbombs and similar projectiles. We have nur­ tured every weed, eradicated the deadly Chinese Privett that is small enough or severely pruned the larger trees. Never before has the dreaded Triquat Her­ bicide seen so much action than on the dreaded vegetation that keeps attacking the bases of the towers.

God made the Earth And then He rested; God made Man And then He rested; God made Woman And since then Neither God nor Man has rested.

But I'm beginning to question the validity of this con­ clusion. Since my election as the first female C.P. I haven't made one sale of those much joked about more-than-once-lifesavers. I wonder why?

BARBIE AINSWORTH

'Be Prepared' is our motto as the men of the 'Vic Brigade' march into battle armed with rubbish bins to pick up the filth that lies where everybody walks over it but doesn't bother to pick it up.

Just one call and the Vic Men are in action from chang­ ing light bulbs, bath plugs, to mopping floors and cleaning incinerators.

We kill weeds in the lawn and Plants in the garden.

We fight drought with our sprinklers and Abuse with our mowers.

We work in the gardens, We work in the towers, We will never surrender.

Bruce Hall

Simon Yelland

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SPORT CONVENOR’S REPORT The I.H. women's sports teams have done amazingly well for the comparatively small numbers we have. I.H. is at a disadvantage with only fifty women compared with the other larger colleges. The men, on the other hand, seem to have had a less successful year in regards to competition placings. However, competition was fairly tough this year, and the competition placings belie the closeness of the games.

Yet, once again, the same old faces appear in every sport. In future years we would like to see more overseas students participating. The main purpose of ICC sport activities is to encourage college spirit and to bring the individual members of the colleges together.

Everyone who participated in this year's sport events have had a thoroughly enjoyable time playing for col­ lege. There has been good college spirit within the teams, even though there were few spectators. We weren't so much out to win, but to have a good time.

JENNY CROWTHER IAN DAVIDSON

SWIMMING The swimming carnival did not prove to be I.H.'s strongest sport. The men managed to outdo the women gaining sixth place while the women came seventh. The women's team comprised of Jenny Crowther, Rebecca Wilson and Barbie Ainsworth who found it difficult to keep up their stamina throughout the carnival. The I.H. women's team may have done better if the starter had waited till all were set on the blocks before firing the starting gun. The result being I.H.'s women's freestyler was left standing alone on the blocks after the gun went off. Apart from the usual animal show the men's colleges put on, everyone had an enjoyable evening.

JENNY CROWTHER

CRICKET 1980 was not a successful year for the cricket team. We failed to win a match. The competition was won by Union. Our demise, to an extent, was expected as we had lost six important players from the 1979 team. Our bowling and fielding served us well on most occasions but our ability to score runs lead to our downfall. Our best batting performance came from Ian Davidson who scored 70 runs out of a total of 97 against John's. As convenor I would like to thank all those who attended training regularly, and those who rose from their beds for the 8.00 am games without a lot of coaxing. The team's thanks go to Peter Smith who lead the team ably despite interruptions from rowing which forced players to leave games early. And finally our thanks to the few spectators we had during the season.

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HOCKEY This year did not see college hockey soar to the heights that it has done in previous years, however, the people who played did enjoy themselves. As seems to be the trend, college sporting events are organized so that the stronger teams meet during the last rounds of the com­ petition. This means that a college such as ours always comes across strong competition in the earlier games.

This year we tackled Union, and went down 0:5.

Roscoe, in his first season as goal keeper, assured us that he was playing for us and not them. The next game was against Cromwell whom we drew with. But we lost narrowly against the improving Leo's team on the following weekend. John's, as usual, fielded a very strong team to defeat us but we did manage a victory against a normally strong Emmanuel team. We finished off on a bad note by going down to King's who were a very strong side.

Even though we fielded a young team this year, I'm sure that the experience gained will give us a better chance next year. People to look for will be the lightning-fast Danny Storr on the wing, the 'Legs' Grimes playing somewhere offside, and the explosive (jn more ways than one) Frenchman Laurent in the cen­ tre. Stewie and Rob Shaw played well in the centre, and our dynamic winger, Greg (Barnaby) Jones, showed pro­ mise down the side lines. Bhajan played well on the half line, and took over from Winthrop in the Centre Halfback position. Tony Finch and Warren Wells made up the back line, and held out many a goal-would-begoal. Congratulations goes to Warren Wells for his selection in the ICC team. Roscoe just needs a little more touching up as the goal keeper if he wants to be selected for the ICC team, though he did improve rather dramatically as the season progressed. Many thanks to those who played and all the best for next year.

SIMON YELLAND

Back: B. Ainsworth, C. Pent .ney, L. Clarke, A. Edwards, S. Ridge, I. English Middle: A. Fearnley, Yan Tan, K. Buchanan, S. Mooney, K. Winkworth.

Front: S. Yelland (coach).

1980 was another successful year for women's hockey at I.H. We were placed fourth overall, beaten only by Women's, Union and Grace. We won three and lost three, and drew one. It was a good all round effort.

Karen Winkworth, who scored all of our goals (with the exception of Yan who scored one for the opposition), was once again selected as an ICC representative as Centre Forward. Congratulations Karen. Our team con­ sisted of Kate Buchanan, Yan Tan, Sally Ridge, Anna Fearnley, Chris Pentney, Simone Mooney, Karen Winkworth, Jenny English, Anne Edwards, and Liz Clarke. Thanks must also go to Barbie Ainsworth, Patti Thomson, Robyn Morrison, Shirley Eisenberg, Jenny Crowther, Leanne Evans, Ellen Leong, and Maria Kok for filling in when necessary. All the best for next year, and I hope you have as much success (and of course fun) as we did in 1980.

LIZ CLARKE

Back: C. ¡ones, A. Finch, B. Singh, W. Wells, I. Kelly, R. Shaw.

Front: D. Crimes, L. Rivory, R. Hetherington, S. Yelland, D. STorr.

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This year proved once again to be a very exhausting but nevertheless enjoyable season to all those involved in the I.H. rowing fleet. The enthusiasm shown by a large number of people this year at the beginning of the season was most encouraging. Unfortunately, we could only have enough people for six crews to train and race. A number of our crews rowed exceptionally well in the pre-ICC college Regattas held every Sunday, and as the season progressed, a number of our crews developed into impressive rowing combinations under the experienced eye of our college coach, Cam Stevenson. The most improved of the I.H. crews to emerge was Russell Hunter's crew consisting of Ron Chang, Greg Seeley, Simon Yelland, and the cox, Justin Power. After weathering a few weeks of bleary-eyed five o'clock rowing training sessions in the morning, kamikaze night training stunts, mixed with the in足 evitable injured backs and blistered hands, we were set for the ICC rowing championship. I.H. rowed con足 sistently well during the day despite the stiff opposition from the other colleges. We received two thirds, three fourths and one fifth, topping off a fine season. Thanks must go to Cam Stevenson for his time and patience in coaching us (God knows we sure needed it), and the Toowong Rowing Club for the loan of their boats.

1980 saw an enthusiastic women's rowing contingent enabling us to form three crews. The first crew was made up of Barbie Cameron (stroke), Jill Davidson, Kathy Heatley, Elizabeth Gibson and cox Geoff Forday.

The second crew was Helen Blakelock (stroke), Losalina Tulo, Rosemary Barker and Robyn Morrison.

The third crew consisted of Sue Grant (stroke), Anna Fearnley, Maria Kok, Patricia Tan, and cox Elizabeth Gibson. The climax of all the morning risings, strenuous training sessions and marathon mid-river water fights was the ICC Regatta on April 13. Crew Two gracefully sacrificed their race hopes in this so that the other crews could stand a better chance. Not to disappoint us, Crew One secured a fourth place (nearly a third), and Crew Three (our freshers) flew home to score a highly disputed third place (we were all sure it was a se足 cond). Thanks and congratulations go to all concerned, including our few supporters, with special appreciation to Cam Stevenson for coaching and assistance.

STEWART MOORE

ELIZABETH GIBSON

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BASKETBALL The ICC competition was entered this year with a group of enthusiastic basketballers, keen to match their skills with those of other colleges. However, enthusiasm waned towards the end of the season as taller and fitter teams than ours went their winning way. The team members were Solomon Cua, Lennox Byem (Lanky), Mark Mumm, Peter Durman, Cordon Stone, Santiago and Rodney Betts. Thanks must also go to those who filled in when some of the players were unavailable.

RODNEY BETTS

The basketball season began with many enthusiastic girls coming down to play for college. Unfortunately, these great numbers dwindled by the third week.

However, we managed to keep a bare minimum of five or six players. Each Sunday evening there would be a mad rush as half the players would arrive back from the coast with five minutes to spare before each game.

The three I.H. hefties, Rebecca Wilson, Jenny Crowther and Patti Thomson overtowered all but the Women's girls while Shirley not-so-meek Eisenberg had a tenden足 cy to continuously knock her head on the ground and come off concussed. Agile Barbie Ainsworth modified her netball talent for the basketball season while Robust Rob Morrison romped around the court. The team was ecstatic when we won our first game against Milton House which was the first win in two years.

JENNY CROWTHER

SQUASH The 1980 squash season passed with only a few much welcomed supporters to hail the ability of our players We were placed fifth overall, defeating only Cromwell Our team was made up of Matthew Ferguson, Mark Mortimore, Ray Whitehead, Rodney Betts with Cam Richards and Ross Hetherington helping out in times o' need. John Towler who played in the last match would have been a valuable asset if he had moved into col足 lege a few weeks earlier. Thanks again to our faithfui supporters for their encouragement.

RAY WHITEHEAD

Despite the fact that this year's women's squash team dropped a position and came in fourth, it does not reflect the determination and enthusiasm displayed by all members. In addition to this, the ICC competition was of a higher standard than previous years. These two factors, thus implied, we did not do exceptionally well but proved we were a very solid team (in more ways than one). My thanks must go to Karen Winkworth (4), Leanne Evans (3), and Barbie Ainsworth (2) for their continual support throughout the season.

PATTI THOMSON Back: P. Thomson, L. Evans.

Front: B. Ainsworth, K. Winkworth.

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Patti neglected to say that she was chosen as an ICC representative.

RUGBY LEAGUE When people talk about our college football team it is usually accompanied with a chuckle. This year we went all out to set the record straight and silence the critics. Under the stern leadership of the incompetent Geoff Thorne, the team, decked in anything from 'raz足 zie dazzle' green and yellow shorts to white running shoes (and everything in between) went out and gave King's, the last year's premiers, a shock they will never live down. This really had everybody wondering what was going on.

As the season progressed, impressive performances were notched up against each team. 'Lady Luck' was seldom on our side except in our disgusting show against 'wooden spooners' Union when a second half collapse saw them level the score with a kick in front to come. The week before this, Leo's, this year's premiers, staged a 'lucky' comeback win. For those querying the Emmanuel score, it would be best to ask one of them about our performance. The score is not an indication of how the game went.

This sudden reversal of form is due entirely to one man, David Wright. 'Wrighty', a former Australian represen足 tative in the code, was asked to tackle the impossible task of creating a football team, and was silly enough to say yes. Given the usual pile of rejects from previous years, I think he did an excellent job. The hyperactive Ross Hetherington teamed up with the 'never say you die till you break your hand' Stewart Moore to put as many opposition replacements on the field as possible.

That archive of college and resident hypochondriaccum-civil engineer, Ray Whitehead, was right in there again especially in the post game discussions. The ever sober Greg Reed made his presence felt until one of the Cromwell boys decided to rearrange his nose but he was back playing not long after. Scott 'Testis' Teske had his vital parts damaged at least once a game, and certainly proved 'the bigger they are, the harder you fall.' Many others deserve mention but spaced forbids it.

It should be stressed that this year's effort was a team (plus coach) one, and the emphasis we placed on the game was to win. I am pleased to say that we have three representatives in the ICC team; the three being john McKinstry as fullback, Ross Hetherington in the front row, and last but not least Ian Davidson as the lock. My thanks, as convenor, are extended once again to 'Wrighty' for his time and effort, to Ian Davidson for making my job easier, and the rest of the team for mak足 ing the season worthwhile.

JOHN McKINSTRY

Back: D. Wright (Coach), M. Mortimore, C. thorne, /. McKinstry, I. Davidson, S. Teske, C. REed, R. Blenkin, A. Hinsch.

Front: A. Feez (Butch), S. Moore, R. Fietherington, M. Ferguson, R. Whitehead, D. Storr.

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SOCCER 1980 was a year like no other for I.H. soccer. With a record of 38 goals scored (against us), there were games that some of us shall never forget.

The season began on a down note — 0:7 to King's. This rather disconcerting introduction to competition spurred the team on, and the gold and blacks ran onto the field against Emmanuel determined to see more points scored. However, 0:9 was the result.

Back: S. Yelland, C. Stone, R. Blank, /. Henry, C. Richards, C. Iones Centre: I. Akyoo, P. Shoyer, R. Betts, /. Towler.

Front: P. janssen, R. Hetherington, B. Hall, C. Forday, L. Rivory.

BILLIARDS AND SNOOKER The I.H. billiards and snooker team managed only a draw against Unionin the ICC competition. Scott Teske came home well to take out a billiards match, and Rodney Betts won several games of snooker. Peter Shoyer, who offered his opponents the chance of scores Bradman would have been proud of, and Ross Hetherington were the other members of the regular team. Swee Toh played, and won on the final night. His contribution was much appreciated. So too was the ap­ pearance of two spectators at the final match. On the whole we gave our best but it was not good enough.

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PETER SHOYER

It will suffice to say that we were consistent in our per­ formance to the extent that we lost every game. Two goals came off the boots of I.H. players in the 1980 ICC season; one of these was actually in the correct net. In our third game a Leo's player showed compassion for our ailing spirit and put one in the net for us.

Looking now to the brighter elements of the season...While we may have lacked overall quality, we did maintain sufficient quantity to see ourselves field a full team each and every week. From this we can gather either that I.H. isn't completely lacking in spirit or that we had an influx of masochists into college this year.

Thankfully no major physical injuries were.sustained, though no doubt many of us suffered 'Charlie Brow­ nian Losus Syndrom e', and becam e 'hyperphilosophical' about the whole thing with statements like 'winning isn't everything you know' being firmly en­ trenched in our minds.

Overall, we shall remember the 1980 soccer season more for its fellowship than for its achievements. I believe a good time was consistently had by all, despite the occasional defeat at the feet of a better or perhaps more confident team. Thanks must go to all players especially those who attended training sessions. We also appreciated the occasional bemused spectator.

All we can wish is that next year we put our best feet forward...and hopefully they will connect with the ball.

DAVID GRIMES

Netball

Back: /. Crowther, L. Clarke, L. Tulo, P. Thomson, Front: L. Evans, B. Ainsworth, H. Blakelock.

The girls had a very successful season keeping up with last year's placing of second. Throughout the season a great improvement in the team was apparent even though the practices were few and far between. It was hard work waking the team every Sunday morning at the crack of dawn, or what seemed to be the crack of dawn. But it was well worth the effort as we fought out each game to be undefeated except for the victorious Women's team. The fresher talent made up of Helen Blakelock, Sue Grant, Barbie Ainsworth and Losalina Tulo, together with the oldies, name­ ly Patti Thomson, Leanne Evans, and Jenny Crowther, formed a strong fighting team. Thanks to Liz Clarke, who filled in towards the end of the season after brushing up on the rules since Grade 8. Congratulations must go to Jenny Crowther, Leanne Evans and Barbie Ainsworth for making the ICC Netball team. Thanks must go to the team members for such a successful and enjoyable season. Good luck for next year's team — we'll beat Women's sometime.

JENNY CROWTHER

VOLLEYBALL We had great difficulty at the beginning of the season getting a team together but eventually we formed a team which showed great potential. It was a pity that the season finished just as the team got off the ground and started playing well. The discovery of Losalina Tulo's talent as a volleyballer was a pleasant surprise for us all. The girls had an enjoyable time playing even though we only managed sixth place. Thanks must go to Jill Davidson, Barbie Ainsworth, Helen Blakelock, Losalina Tulo, Patti Thomson, Leanne Evans and Jenny Crowther for the time they gave up. A word to note for next year — if you have talent use it, and don't wait til the end of the season.

JENNY CROWTHER

Back: H. Blakelock, I. Crowther, P. Thomson, L. Evans.

Front: /. Davidson, B. Ainsworth.

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ATH LETICS/CRO SS COUNTRY This year in the ICC athletics carnival the men came sixth. Conducted on what turned out to be a sunny day the results were as followed: 100m 200m 400m 800m 1500m H/Jump L/Jump T/Jump 110m Hurdles Shotput Discus Javelin 4x100m Relay

Andrew Hinsch W. Brimblecombe Simon Yelland Kim S. Chye Greg Reed Kanwal Josan Simon Yelland Stewart Moore Andrew Hinsch Kyle Wilson W. Brimblecombe Simon Yelland A. Hinsch, D. Grimes, R. Blank and W. Brimblecombe

4th 7th 4th 7th 5th 6th 6th 7th 4th 6th 7th 6th 4th

This year we had an exceptional number of com­ petitors in the M en's cross country — totalling 11 in all.

Our final result was an improvement on past efforts; we came fourth overall. Four of our competitors gained places: Greg Reed (9th), Ismael Akyoo (14th), Cam Richards (23rd) and Jim Henry (29th).

1980 — the era of the super-woman had arrived. A new breed of woman had emerged — the Women's College Amazons. After two years of reigning supreme, I.H.'s atheltics team met façe-to-face not just with one of these women but many. In true I.Hian spirit, we per­ formed to the best of our abilities, and managed to in­ stil in the members of this new breed a fearful respect of f.H. women. Only after a long and close battle did the super-women emerge as victors. We conceded defeat to the Amazons and the dreaded 1500m but not before vowing to gain revenge next year.

Results: 100m

Leanne Evans

200m 400m 800m 1500m H/Jump

Leanne Evans Leanne Evans Karen Winkworth conceded Jenny Crowther

L/Jump 100m Hurdles Shotput Discus Javelin 4x100m Relay

Jenny Crowther Jenny Crowther Losalina Tulo Losalina Tula Jill Davidson L. Evans, J. Crowther K. Winkworth and B. Ainsworth

1st (12.1 secs ree.)

1st 1st 7th 1st (1.56m record) 1st 2nd 5th 2nd 4th 2nd

This year in the Women's cross country we received four placings: Leanne Evans (10th), Pam Douglas (14th), Karen Winkworth (24th) and Jenny Crowther (29th).

Overall, we came fifth.

GREG SEELEY LEANNE EVANS P.S. Leanne Evans and Jenny Crowther are in 1980's I.C.C Athletics Team.

GOLF The ICC golf tournament held on September 6 proved yet another inauspicious occasion in college sporting manuals. We did manage to triumph over Cromwell, thanks to an outstanding round by Bob Blank but little else went right. Ian Davidson, after a nerveracking start at the first tee (which overlooks a yawning abyss which has sent many young golf ball to a watery grave), managed to break 100, and was clearly our best golfer.

Ross Hetherington was at one stage in line for the Brad­ man Trophy (highest score) but faded over the last nine.

Ray Whitehead had a slice of bad luck but battled on, and John Towler, a late recruit to the team, got a hole in one and a very big split in the other. Peter Shoyer had a pathetic game partly due to s deformed putter, courtesy of John Towler. We did our best but due to the loss of several excellent players I.H. was hardpressed to maintain a decent standard.

PETER SHOYER Stewie has a go to the triple jump, broken arm or notili

TENNIS This year's tennis season wasn't a successful one for the I.H. men's team. Nevertheless, we had our moments.

We shall not easily forget the night that Cam Richards' jogging shoes plastered black trails all over the river end of Court 4, or the night that an almost sober John McKinstry double-faulted his way into the record books. Perhaps the most memorable of all was the night that David Grimes let go a series of aces with an express service style similar to that of an emu on heat!!! Unfortunately, we did notwin a match. Certain­ ly the spirit was there but we lacked practice and hence, form. However, if we can capitalize on our potential and enthusiasm with some practice, then we shall have the formula for a successful season next year. The team was comprised of Cam Richards, Jim Henry, John McKinstry and Ian Davidson. Thanks must also go to David Grimes, Mark Mortimore, Robert Shaw, Peter Shoyer, and Ray Whitehead who filled in when needed.

JIM HENRY

'...time is 7.15. The weather forecast for today — fine and sunny.' And so the morning after the night before had dawned, and who could think of a more pleasant way of spending their Saturday morning than playing a game or two of tennis! We, the members of the tennis team, feel privileged to have spent our Saturday morn­ ings in such an enjoyable and satisfying way! After all how many other collegians have shared in this ex­ perience?

If you require further details on hqw it feels to have survived this ordeal, then ask any of the members of the team: Leanne Evans, Patti Thomson, Barbie Ainsworth, Jill Davidson and Jenny Crowther. If you are still wondering about how we went in the competition, we managed to win four out of seven matches; we lost the other three by the slightest of margins. Overall we were placed fourth, and we would be pleased to an­ nounce that Leanne Evans was nominated for the ICC team. AND we even had a few spectators. Thank you Greg Seeley, Ian Davidson, and David Grimes.

THE TEAM Back: P. Thomson, L Evans.

Front: B. Ainsworth, ¡. Davidson.

P.S. Leanne Evans was selected in the I.C.C. Tennis team.

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COLLEGE BLUES Full Blues:

Leanne Evans, Jenny Crowther, Patti Thomson, Barbie Ainsworth, lan Davidson, Ross Hetherington.

Half Blues: Peter Shoyer.

I C C. Blue: Leanne Evans.

VD AWARDS Silver Spurs: Cold Spoon: CWA Bush Telephone Award: Golden Tinnie Award

Sylvester Awachie Rodney Betts Jenny English Kate Buchanan

Sylvester Awachie

Kate Buchanan, fenny Crowther, Robyn Morrison.

Crossword Answers Across: 1. Barbie; 3. Neale; 5. Liz; 6. Vinda; 8. fen; 9. Ron; 10. Bryce; 13. Cooray; 14. Kantha; 15. M orty; 16. Cordon; 17. C; 18. lohn ; 22. Roscoe; 23. jenny.

D ow n: 1. Bob; 2. Barnaby; 4. Leanne; 5. Laurent; 7. Shiny; 11. Four; 12. Greg; 13. Cam; 14. Karen; 18. Jerry; 19. C eoff; 20. Peter; 21. Swee.

"I've done a good job this year"

Elizabeth Gibson, Margaret Fong, Sunil Cooray 'May Brotherhood Prevail.'

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As a fine example of his legal prowess, a law student of our fraternity was fined for failing to attend for jury duty. As a result, there was a 'BLANK' in the gallery .... or was there?

One of our senior residents moved out into an apart­ ment over the August holidays. Apparently the flat had an indoor swimming pool, perhaps to act as a substitute for the Mt Isa dam.

After a hard day celebrating the end of the league season what could be better than sleeping it off in the Cement Box Theatre (while there was no production showing). You wouldn't ask for MOORE ... or could you?

One of our up and coming young dentists didn't quite make it to the college photo. Could it be he was filling cavities or practising his probing techniques. Whatever the case, his non-attendance was a 'THORNE' in the side for college.

On the eve of the 'Lovely Legs' competition, Jim Henry searched C tower on a quest for a pair of bikini bot­ toms. Having been shown the range, he declined them all, egotistically claiming they lacked adequate genital carrying space. Little wonder, with the carrot that he has, boy, he would have to be rooting around like a rabbit to dig up a garment to fit that vegetable.

Vinda:

SPY REPORT

"I'm going to give up wearing jeans and come directly instead...."

When the significance of this statement was brought to his attention, he claimed, "...It was all due to a slip of the tongue."

Which senior resident is now 'SINCHing' his way to good health in the care of a North Coast nurse?

A vet student found that he couldn't bring himself to eat some rather sordid pork supplied by Nationwide one weekday lunch. Apparently, he had spent the morning poking around with pigs' uteruses. Perhaps that explains his name — GRUNT Blair.

Not satisfied with local masculinity, and yet still in­ trusted in being a good Catholic, one of our G tower residents has taken to importing partners for the I H formal from Sydney. Could this be something for the annals of ENGLISH history?

Valmae: When asked how to get to Mt Coottha for the college picnic she replied, "I know my way around Mt Coottha better in the night than in the day."

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One of our number returned from the I H formal two days after the event. Being a third year Med student he should know that if he keeps this up, he'll end up with atrophied 'TESKEtiles'.

This will get your thoughts flowing and perhaps some moving of motions toward forming a free floating branch of the parapet club, the "Parapet instigators of Salient Secretion" .... P.I.S.S. And who would consider presenting such a limp gesture. I'm sure you KAN WAL imagine.

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Pam Douglas has moved up into 412 (opposite 401) so she can keep a 'relative' perspective on things. It makes one think that to have friends of the opposite sex is one of life's white collar 'GRIMES'

I H's first ever prophylactic princess is now next year's sport's convenor. It seems her interest has turned to promoting outdoor sports.

It would seem that the linen isn't cleaned very often at Duchesne College. One third year Med student was so concerned that he was sighted carrying his own pillow across the Great Court. At least now they only have to worry about 'CHANGing' the sheets.

It is something of an inditement on the libido of I H to think that our college pharmacist left at the end of first semester, and that for two months there was no call from the floor for a re-erection, sorry re-election.

Eventually, however, someone remembered to raise the matter and it was covered adequately.

Shiny:

"Back at the Isa, I'm classed as a young stud."

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Zuhara Nataatmadj and Geoffrey Forday

Peter Shoyer — 1980 I.H.F.H. (International Flouse Footy Head)

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