Heather_Landon-Notes

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Public Administration from underneath the desk: Managing to deliver in UN ‘Hot Zones’ Thank you very much John, for that very warm introduction. Good afternoon everyone. Some of you perhaps wonder how it is that I came to be here. The reach of the UN is long, but it doesn’t stretch quite as far as Victoria, and while surprising, the Stanley Cup riots in Vancouver didn’t really warrant UN intervention. In November 2008, I was sitting in Brindisi, Italy where the UN has a logistics base, working on a new training programme that I was developing for UN administrators, called SMART, when, quite out of the blue I got an email from someone I didn’t know. So I asked John Langford who was sitting across from me and who I had coerced into helping me, if he knew someone named Joy Illington. He said yes and that she used to be a quiet behind the scenes mover and shaker in the provincial government as well as the Ombudsperson for UVic. So I said well, Joy wants me to be a speaker at a convention 3 years from now and was she kidding? I’m challenged to figure out where in the world I might be a week from now let alone in 3 years…and he said, “Yup, that girl’s a planner…better do it”. So, here I am and I have had 3 years to think about what to say to you and to top it off, I have the challenging ‘after lunch’ spot so I thought that I better be at the very least entertaining… So, where to begin? I decided NOT to tell you about my first mission as an International Red Cross delegate to the former Soviet Union where I discovered on my first day in the office that Russian was the working language and my boss was a 7-foot tall Russian whose first words to me were as he towered over me pointing to a chair, were: “You. Sit. Talk”; or how I almost got arrested for solicitation for prostitution as I hung around the best hotel in Kiev waiting to hear someone speak English so that I could hopefully hire the person as a translator… or when I moved to Gaza with the UN and I had a face-to-face confrontation with an Israeli armored tank in my little red Volkswagen, which led me to wonder… “What’s the correct protocol to address a tank? Do you go up and knock on the door? Is there a door? What if there is no one home? What if someone IS home?” And I definitely decided NOT to speak to you about the time I ended up making cockroach soup in the Democratic Republic of Congo…I didn’t think that cockroach soup was an appropriate after lunch topic. So, what stories to tell? The title refers to managing from underneath the desk, so let me tell you about the first time I found myself checking out the floor tiles. When the Second Intifada began in the Middle East, I had been working for almost 2 years in Gaza for UNRWA, the United Nations Relief and Works Agency, which is the only UN organisation created specifically for a single group of people, the Palestinian Refugees. There was no warning of the bombing of course, it just began and I dived under my desk instinctively. In time, we stopped doing that and we were

H.Landon, IPAC Conference, 29.08.2011

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