What kind of vegan milk are you?

By: Zack Brown

Vegan and plant-based milks have taken the world by storm within the last couple of years. Coffee shops and grocery stores now have a wide variety of options for consumers looking to switch out their cow’s milk for something new and exciting.

Answer these questions below to find out which vegan milk most accurately depicts you — and put you one step closer to finding the perfect alternative milk for you.

Keep track of your answers for a result at the end.

1. You have nothing to do on a Friday night — you decide to:

a. Stay inside and relax b. Go out to a nice restaurant c. Find a party to go to d. Go to the library and study

2. It is raining outside — you decide to:

a. Drive around and pretend you’re in a sad music video b. Drink your favorite cup of tea by the fire c. Go outside and dance in the rain d. Continue with your day with an umbrella in hand

3. It’s movie night — pick a genre:

a. Romantic-Comedy b. Action-Suspense c. Horror d. Documentary

4. You’re on Aux — pick a song:

a. “Ophelia” by The Lumineers b. “When We Were Young” by Adele c. “Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry d. “Closer” by The Chainsmokers and Halsey

5. Your favorite restaurant chain:

a. Olive Garden b. The Cheesecake Factory c. HuHot d. Jimmy John’s

6. Your favorite cheese:

a. Parmesan b. Brie c. Pepper Jack d. American

7. Your favorite animal:

a. Turtle b. Horse c. Hippo d. Dog

8. Your favorite winter holiday:

a. Christmas b. Hanukkah c. New Year’s Eve d. New Year’s Day

9. Your favorite color:

a. Blue b. Gold c. Orange d. Green

10.You are stranded on a desert island and you can bring one thing — you bring:

a. Phone b. Book c. Radio d. Emergency Supply Kit

And now...

The RESULTS!

If you answered mostly A’s, you are: Oat Milk

You are Oat Milk! You are most likely the mom friend of the group. You are chill, loving, caring, sensitive and you love to relax! You love to feel like you are the main character, and you love to be your own person. Celebrate accordingly with an oat milk honey latte.

If you answered mostly B’s, you are: Almond Milk

Woot woot! You are Almond Milk. You are sophisticated, classy and calm. You know what you like, and you aren’t afraid to be confident. You are a trendsetter, and you do not mess around with poor attitudes or bad people. No bad vibes for you! Throw a splash of almond milk into your post-workout smoothie — you deserve it.

If you answered mostly C’s, you are: Coconut Milk

Ohhh yeah! Coconut milk for the fun friends! You are coconut milk because you are different, and you are not afraid to put yourselves out there. You’re versatile, loud, fun and exciting. You add a little zest to every conversation and friendship that you have. Chances are you are probably a little sporty, and you love to have a good time. Go out and get a Pink Drink with a group of friends — you know you want to!

If you answered mostly D’s, you are: Soy Milk

Is soy milk just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish? If you answered mostly d’s — that is because you probably didn’t find that joke to be funny. You are very straightforward and blunt. You are a habitual person who likes things how they are! You like things how they are! You’re organized, intelligent and enjoy basic things — and that is totally okay. You intimidate people, but deep down — you are very emotionally intelligent. Go buy a carton of soy milk, or don’t — whatever makes you happy!