WHICH COOKOUT ATTENDEE ARE YOU?

by Girl Tyler

Asummer approaches, your calendar will likely fill up with invites to cookouts and family events. Before you go, better check yourself. You don’t want to be THAT guest. Either you suck the life out of the party, or you’re the life of the party. Truth be told, most of us fall somewhere in the middle. TAke this quiz to determine which guest best describes you

1. The function starts at 7. What time are you showing up?

a. You pull up at 6:47 p.m. because you’re not staying long.

b. You’re just getting in the shower at 7:10 p.m. (They’re never on time. What’s the rush?) c. 7:30 p.m. (Not too early because they’ll put you to work, but not too late because there will be no food left.)

2. You’re asked to bring an item. What are you pulling up with?

a. Dessert b. You are a member of the paper products ministry c. The spirits

3. one side gotta go

a. Macaroni & Cheese b. Potato Salad c. Collard Greens

4. It’s time to eat! Who gets a plate first?

a. The cook b. Me c. The kids

5. The DJ plays Just Wanna Rock by Lil Uzi Vert. What do you do?

a. Who is Lil Uzi Vert?

b. You do a little two-step trying to learn the dance.

c. Pull out your phone and show Tik Tok that you can “keep up with the kids”.

6. You’re called over to play spades. What’s your first move?

a. Out the door. I don’t play spades.

b. Pull up a chair. You’re willing and eager to learn.

c. No one is calling you over. Playing spades was your idea.

7. You received an invitation, but the new person you just started

a. They’ll have to sit this one out because you only RSVP’d for one.

b. Call the host and ask for a +1 to give them a heads-up.

c. I was supposed to RSVP???

Mostly A’s: Who All Gone Be There? Guest

You’re here for a good time, not a long time. Your attendance is always a pleasant surprise. Everyone knows you’re all about making appearances. You were flattered by the invitation, but the truth is, you just came to show your face and make your move to the next spot.

Mostly B’s: The Soft Life Guest

Everyone knows you’re there for some good food, to snap a few photos, and to tell fabulous stories about your fabulous life. You like to be in the mix, but you also make it a point to stay out of the mix. You won’t be caught in the kitchen or fixing anybody’s plate.

Mostly C’s: Professional Cookout Guest

One thing about you, you are going to have a GOOD TIME! With your role as favorite auntie and/or cousin, you are the vibe of the function. You’re known to shut the party down because your energy is just that infectious. As quiet as it’s kept, you’re the guest of honor.