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Nadine Snobalotalot recently opened a flower nursery in Sketty. Jack Swan met up with Nadine to see if she wanted an advert in Jack Swan magazine Hi Nadine, I’m just wondering whether you know Jack Swan magazine and whether you may be interested in an advert in the magazine? I’ve seen the magazine about but it’s not for me thanks. I don’t think my customers would read it and it really wouldn’t work for me. No problems, do you like the magazine? Umm, It is OK yeah. The jokes are a bit close to the bone at times. Do you mind me asking why you think your customers wouldn’t read it? We tend to attract up-market people, ones with a lot of spare money to spend and I don’t think your readers are those people. If I was selling cannabis or low priced alcohol then you would be my first port of call but let’s be honest, football fans aren’t really interested in having a nice garden. The average football fan thinks that foxgloves are to prevent foxes from leaving finger prints when screwing chickens. I’m not sure if all our readers have more Cannabis plants than Tomato plants growing in their greenhouses but thanks for your time anyway Greenhouses? I doubt your readers have a house yet alone a greenhouse. Their Cannabis plants will be growing in the living room among their 32 children by 18 different mothers. I suppose you get loads of grants supporting the illiterate although seeing some of your spelling, you are barely literate yourself. I don’t mean to be rude but the magazine really isn’t for the kind of clientele who come here. We don’t get any grants sadly, good idea though, we’ll try that. Are they the new issue you have there? Yeah, I’m just dropping them off now Do you mind if I have one, my husband really likes it? Depends. Where does he grow his pot?

Breaking News Some football fans can read

There has never been more interest in Swansea City Football Club There has never been a free magazine based on Swansea City Football Club with the distribution network of Jack Swan magazine Jack Swan magazine targets the local area around Swansea Jack Swan magazine has incredibly competitive rates on advertising, with an 1/8 page being £200 for the year and a full page just £950 for the year If you are looking for local custom in an around Swansea: Don’t be a Nadine Snobalotalot!! contact 07974 055529


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R��e� f�� A����i��n� �� Ja�� Sw�� 1)

Jack Swan will refuse to deal with anybody who has (or claims to have) a car worth more than any house

2)

Jack Swan will refuse to speak with anyone wearing a tie. They serve no purpose other than to make you feel more important. Please take it off.

3)

Jack Swan has only so much time to talk to you about your children, unless your child happens to be interesting which I very much doubt.

4)

Jack Swan will not participate in any conversation about football with anyone who knows nothing about football. I don’t pretend to have a deep knowledge of cars to a mechanic.

5)

Jack swan knows nothing about cars; please don’t bore him with details.

6) Jack Swan switches off the very moment you start bragging up your bank balance. An implication that you are wealthier than you actually are is incredibly sad and boring and puts you in a very difficult position when you then start haggling. 7)

Jack Swan would rather you answered your phone call during any meetings rather than hear it ring with your ridiculously dodgy ringtone.

8)

Jack Swan doesn’t do ‘meetings’, it’s more of a ‘chat’

9)

‘Chats’ are best enjoyed in pubs.

10)

Jack Swan only carries enough money for his own drink.

11)

Jack Swan isn’t too bothered if your late for a pub ‘chat’

12)

If you happen to be the landlord or landlady at the pub where we are having a ‘chat’ it is definitely your round

13)

Jack Swan will sometimes remember a tiny bit of some of the things which we discussed, he will need regular prompting through emails and phone calls should you expect him to actually do anything.

14)

Jack Swan gets round to checking his emails about once a month.

15)

Jack Swan doesn’t really like phone calls and there is never really a good time to call him.

16) Jack Swan will regularly promise to put things in the post to you whether it is an invoices or a magazine. He will never get around to this, should he actually have an envelope at hand, have a stamp and the item which he hopes to send (which has never happened before) the prospect of the royal mail understanding his handwriting is not good. 17)

Jack Swan will blame the Royal Mail for you not receiving anything which he hasn’t got around to sending.

18) Jack Swan will regularly promise to send emails to you whether it is an invoices or an online magazine. He will never get around to this, should he actually remember it while in a room where he is able to get onto a computer which has an internet connection (which has never happened before) the prospect of him understanding the email address which he wrote down is definitely not good. Plus his server is often down. 19)

Jack Swan will blame his server for you not receiving anything which he hasn’t got around to sending.

20)

Jack Swan works to a strict deadline and expects every advertiser of his to be available to confirm their advert on the one day he actually works each month

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