Jakarta Expat - issue 63 - Love, Love, Love

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Jakarta Expat ! 14 February - 29 February 2012

Indonesia’s Largest Expatriate Readership | 63rd Edition | 14th Feb – 22nd Feb 2012 | FREE COPY

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L 63rd Edition | 14 Feb – 29 Feb 2012 Editor in Chief Angela Richardson angela@jakartaexpat.biz Assistant Editor Cecilia Forsman cecilia@jakartaexpat.biz Management Edo Frese edo@jakartaexpat.biz Sales Dian Mardianingsih ads@jakartaexpat.biz Distribution Efa Theodora efa@jakartaexpat.biz Graphics Adietyo Rukmono didiet@jakartaexpat.biz Finance Pertiwi Gianto Putri tiwi@jakartaexpat.biz Lini Verawaty lini@jakartaexpat.biz

ove it or hate it, Valentine’s Day has graced our presence yet again. A day dedicated to love if you’re in a relationship, and a day dedicated to hating anything associated with the word if you’re single. Good fun to be had on both ends of the spectrum really. Now the question is, does anyone actually know about the origins of V-Day and why we celebrate it?

To be totally honest with you, I didn’t know either until I began researching for this edition. As it turns out, February 14th honours one or more early Christian martyrs named Saint Valentine – Valentine of Rome who was a priest in Rome martyred about AD 269 whose relics are at the Church of Saint Praxed in Rome, and Valentine of Terni who was a bishop martyred during the persecution under Emperor Aurelian whose relics are at the Basilica of Saint Valentine in Terni.

So, what do flowers and greeting cards have to do with martyrdom?

The answer is, not much. No romantic elements are present in the original early medieval biographies of either of these martyrs. By the time Saint Valentine became linked with romance in the 14th century, distinctions between Valentine of Rome and Valentine of Terni were completely lost.

Contributors Sebastien Laurent Juan G. Leysner Eamonn Sadler Roy Simson Antony Sutton Ponti Young

The first recorded association of Valentine’s Day with romantic love is in Parlement of Foules (1382) by Geoffrey Chaucer, author of the famous Canterbury Tales. In it he wrote:

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[“For this was Saint Valentine’s Day, when every bird cometh there to choose his mate.”]

The famous verse Roses are red… can be traced as far back as 1590 in Edmund Spenser’s The Faerie Queene: “She bath’d with roses red, and violets blew, And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew.”

Since then, Valentine’s Day has been mentioned in poems, plays, novels, and in the 18th century in England, “mechanical valentines” were being printed with verses and sketches and following a reduction in postal rates in the 19th century, anonymously sending these cards became a sudden craze. Leigh Eric Schmidt, a writer in Graham’s American Monthly said in 1849, “Saint Valentine’s Day… is becoming, nay it has become, a national holiday.”

There you have it, folks. All you need is love…

! in this 63rd issue ! 3 Chemistry ´ The Science of Love ! 4 & 5 Personals ´ Jakarta Expat Lonely Hearts ! 6 History - Love in the East ! 7 Grumpy Old Men ´ I Hate St Valentine ! 8 & 9 Featured ´ The Big Squeeze ! 10 Meet the Expats - Anna Ingrid Woolcott Feliciano & Simon L. ! 11 Food & Drink - Love the Local Brew ! 12 Personal Tech & Apps - Love is in the Air ! 13 Jakarta Expat Properties ! 14 Light Entertainment - He Loves You He Loves You Not ! 15 Opinions !

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our palms are sweaty, your heart is racing at what feels like a million beats per minute and you have no appetite whatsoever. This is generally what we feel when we’re falling in love with someone. Over the course of history it has been artists, poets and playwrights who have made the greatest progress in humanity’s understanding of love. Romance has always been a mysterious unexplainable enigma, but with the advancement of science, this notion is being challenged and the most exhilarating of human emotions may just be nature’s way of keeping the human race alive and procreating.

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Lust is driven by testosterone and oestrogen, the male and female sex hormones. Fisher explains that these hormones “get you out looking for anything.�

Stage 2: "553"$5*0/ This is that phase where you’re well and truly smitten and can think of nothing else. You may lose your appetite and need less sleep, preferring to spend hours at a time daydreaming about your new lover. Scientists believe that three main neurotransmitters involved in this stage are adrenaline, dopamine and serotonin. t "ESFOBMJOF The initial stages of falling for someone activates your stress response, increasing your blood levels of adrenalin and cortisol. t %PQBNJOF Fisher asked newly ‘love struck’

couples to have their brains examined and discovered they had high levels of neurotransmitter dopamine. This chemical stimulates ‘desire and reward’ by triggering an intense rush of pleasure which has the same effect on the brain as taking cocaine. Love, in other words, uses the neural mechanisms that are activated during the process of addition.

We are literally addicted to love. t 4FSPUPOJO Last but not least is one of love’s most important chemicals that turn us temporarily insane! Serotonin may explain why when you’re falling in love, your new love keeps popping into your thoughts.

Stage 3: ATTACHMENT Attachment is the bond that keeps couples together, long enough to have and raise children. We couldn’t be stuck in attraction forever otherwise we’d never get any work done! Important in this phase are two hormones which are released by the nervous system: t 0YZUPDJO – The cuddle hormone This is a powerful hormone released by men and women during orgasm.

Oxytocin deepens the feelings of attachment and makes couples feel much closer after they’ve had sex. The theory goes that the more sex a couple has, the deeper their bond becomes.

This is the same hormone released by the hypothalamus gland during childbirth that helps cement a strong bond between mother and child. t 7BTPQSFTTJO – Another important chemical in the long-term commitment stage This chemical works with your kidneys to control thirst and its role in longterm relationships was discovered when scientists looked at the prairie vole.

These little creatures indulge in far more sex than is strictly necessary for the purpose of reproduction and they, like humans, form fairly stable bonds with one partner. When male prairie voles are given a drug that suppresses the effect of

vasopressin, the bond with their partner deteriorates immediately as they lose their devotion and fail to protect their partner from new suitors.

York psychologist, Professor Arthur Arun, has been studying why people fall in love. He asked his subjects to carry out the following 3 steps: 'JOE B DPNQMFUF TUSBOHFS 3FWFBM UP FBDI PUIFS JOUJNBUF EFUBJMT BCPVU ZPVS MJWFT GPS IBMG BO IPVS 4UBSF EFFQMZ JOUP FBDI PUIFS T FZFT XJUIPVU UBMLJOH GPS GPVS NJOVUFT Arun found that many of his couples felt deeply attracted after this 34 minute experiment and later two of his subjects got married. Try is and see if it works for you!

Of course, love is more than just hormones and genetics. Cultural and social factors play big roles.

Who and how a person has loved in the past are important determinants of his or her capacity to fall in love at any given moment in the future. Long term success in mating requires a change from being naĂŻve to knowing the precise factors that lead from arousal to the rewards of sex, love and attachment.

This may involve flowers, chocolates and sweet words, but these things are learnt.

Researchers think humans develop a ‘love map’ as they mature, containing things that they have learnt are attractive and this inner scorecard is used to rate suitability of mates.

Even having discovered all of the above and more, many of us I’m sure will continue to believe that there is more to love than genetics, chemicals and environmental influences and that there is still a great mystery to why our hearts skip a beat at the mere sight of that special someone. Love songs, love poems, sonnets and odes to love will still continue to be written as long as the human being still has a heart that pumps warm blood through his veins.

It’s in our nature. It’s who we are. It’s what makes us human. "

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Personals

Mike

Nationality/heritage: USA/Latino Age: 40 friends Looking for: Guys for fun, dates, networking, Hobbies: Hiking, swimming, dining, travelling tiful Fantasies: Retiring young, owning a B&B in a beau location near the sea Best date you’ve had: A romantic tour of Old Istanbul we Worst date you’ve had: When I was told that told teller ne couldn’t see each other because his fortu him to stop dating me...I had to laugh like to Biggest turn off: Snobs and fake people who show off and name drop n Biggest turn on: Laughter and great conversatio build, tic Traits you look for in a man: Athle sincerity Traits you avoid: Shyness Do you drink/smoke: Drink only. No Smoking Favourite quote: “Life is like a box of chocolates.

You never know what you’re going to get.”

Miss Korea

Nationality/heritage: Korean/English Age: 27 Looking for: A nice man who can look after himself Hobbies: Volleyball, eating and hanging out with friends Fantasies: Running away with someone who can make me laugh for a few days for sun and fun Biggest turn off: Men who avoid paying the bill Biggest turn on: A nice smile and an equally nice behind Traits you look for in a man: Someone fun and friendly and able to make me feel special Traits you avoid: Greasy hair and bad breath Do you drink/smoke: I drink to excess, but I don’t smoke Favourite quote: “I like gold!” – Austin Powers Goldmember

DJ SQUARED (the hopeless romantic)

Age: 28 Ethnicity/Nationality: Canadian/Indonesian Looking for: An intelligent, understanding, kind and sweet but still opinion ated, down to earth, freewilling, worldly woman who loves to love.

Hobbies: Playing music, making music, jamming, watching and listening to live music, hanging out and having drinks with friends, travelling, exploring, puzzles of all kinds, board games, charades, learning, watching documentaries and films.

Fantasies: Performing alongside or being among great musicians and artists.

Being able to travel where I want, whenever I want.

Best date you’ve had: Going to a concert and watching a live show.

Worst date you’ve had: Being in the company of a rude, selfish “lady”.

Biggest turn off: Dishonest, materialistic, egotistical, selfish, obnoxious, non-empathetic, fake (personality and physically), rude women who are TOO bossy. And a woman who shoves her tongue down your throat. BLEH! Biggest turn on: Physically: REAL, cute and sexy in their own way. Nice smelling soft hair you can play with and pull. Soft skin to touch, and smooth lips to kiss.

Traits you look for in woman: I look for a woman who is intelligent, understanding, caring, empathetic, sweet, and thinks for herself and about others at the same time.

They have to LOVE music (and the arts) or at least appreciate it. Loving REAL HIP HOP is a bonus!

J Women who understand me and accept me even with my flaws and my imperfections, and who will stand up for me and support me through the thick and thin.

Traits you avoid: Women who are too into themselves, don’t care about others, and who are selfish.

Do you drink/smoke: Yes and unfortunately, yes.

Favourite quotes: “Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.” - Plato

Phil

Nationality/heritage: Australian Age: 32 Looking for: Enlightenment Hobbies: I am an engineer, so I like machines.

In a word, ‘performance’. Anything that has lots of horsepower or goes fast.

Fantasies: The Thomas Crown Affair. Either the Steve McQueen version ’68 or Pierce Brosnan ’99.

I’m not picky, any old playboy billionaire will do.

Best date you’ve had: Its Valentine’s Day, so I have to be honest: I went on a road trip with a girl who broke my heart. It’s not what you do, it’s who you do it with.

Worst date you’ve had: Same date.

Biggest turn off: Cruelty Biggest turn on: Selflessness Traits you look for in a woman: Enlightenm ent, Peace, Joy, Acceptance, Courage… and tattoos in Chinese language.

Traits you avoid: Generally a person that takes and doesn’t give in return. My time, energy and beer are important to me so I don’t want to be wasting it.

Oh, and foreign language tattoos.

Do you drink/smoke: I drink socially. Sometimes I am excessively social. I don’t smoke.

Favourite quote: “We change the world not by what we say or do, but as a consequence of what we have become.”

Argentinean Meat Lover

Nationality/heritage: Argentina/Bali Age: 29 Looking for: A good piece of meat Hobbies: Sports and shopping Fantasies: To ride on a dirt bike Best date you’ve had: I really don’t remember Worst date you’ve had: Where I’ve ended up with hickeys…

Biggest turn off: When a guy’s nose hair sticks out. That’s really not my thing at all Biggest turn on: Big hands Traits you look for in a man: Tall and handsome and smart and family oriented Traits you avoid: Short, hairy and smelly Do you drink/smoke: Yes to both Favourite quote: “I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” Benjamin Franklin

If you’d like to get in touch with any of these Lonely Hearts, email Personals@jakartaexpat.biz Put the name of your chosen person in the subject field and tell us why you would like to meet them.

If you’re lucky, they may return the favour...

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Just me

Age: 48 From: Belgium Hobbies: Painting and sailing Fantasies: I’m creative and do have some good imagination too. Mix it together and... start dreaming... you might have the same fantasy I have ;-) Worst date you've had: A fantastic looking guy in an amazing restaurant that couldn’t stop talking about his ex-girlfriend…

Looking for: Mister perfect, ooppsss… am I being too difficult?

Biggest turn off: Big muscles, plenty of tattoos and bleached hair.

Biggest turn on: Long legs, hmmmm...

Traits you look for in a man: A characterfull well educated person with a wide range of interests.

Somebody with an adventurous mind (I don’t like planning or monotony), that loves travelling and is interested in art and architecture.

Traits you avoid: A boring egoist that can’t listen and that prefers television over a nice conversation.

Do you drink/smoke: I do...moderately for the first one and far too much for the second one.

Cynthia

Age: 42 From: America Hobbies: Art, Interior Design, Theatre, Movies, Live Music, Bellydancing Fantasies: I dream of Marrakesh, Morocco... I want to shop the markets for carpets, textiles, woollen hats, kaftans, exotic foods & spices. I want to ride camels in the desert, picnic in a tent, visit tombs and mosques, and have a full day of pampering - you know... a milk bath, facial, fragrant oil massages, decadent foods and of course, chocolate.

Best date you've had: My date took me on a small boat ride in the Newport harbour to see seals that hang out on the anchors in the middle of the ocean.

Afterwards we had dinner and bonfire on his patio while looking at the stars.

Worst date you've had: My date took me to a "horror" movie and dinner at a nearby pizza place. He somehow lost his wallet at the movie theatre so he left me as collateral while he returned to the theatre to look for his wallet. He did eventually come back for me and paid the bill. Drama!

Looking for: SINGLE, confident, trustworthy, fun loving, funny, loyal, romantic, energetic, fit, good looking (to me of course), empathetic, loving, and kind man. 35 - 47 years of age, 5'8" and up, any nationality - prefer light eyes and dark hair - lots of it. ;) Biggest turn off: Liars, Drunks, and Drug Users, Arrogance, Aggressiveness, Prejudice, Stupidity, and Non-sympathetic to others in the world.

Valérie

Nationality/heritage: French Age: 24 Looking for: New people to meet here in Jakarta and why not a relationship?

Hobbies: Sports (tennis, volleyball, hiking etc.), travelling Fantasies: To travel with someone Best date you've had: Having a drink in a cable car in South Africa Worst date you've had: Going to Mac Donald’s Biggest turn off: Snobby people Biggest turn on: Ambitious people Traits you look for in a man: Someone charismatic, funny, a sharing person Traits you avoid: Someone selfish Do you drink/smoke: Yes in moderation Favourite quote: If you wanna find yourself by travelling go ahead!

Aman

Age: 26 From: UK Looking for: Women Hobbies: Sports, travelling and meeting new people Fantasies: Travelling the world Best date you’ve had: Going bungee jumping Worst date you’ve had: Going SHOPPING on a first date!

Biggest turn off: Ignorance and self-centred women Biggest turn on: Confident and ambitious women Traits you look for in a woman: Good personality to go with the looks Traits you avoid: Only interested is shopping and drinking Do you drink/smoke: Yes in moderation Favourite quote: “Try and fail but don’t fail to try”

Could one of these be your true love?

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History

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he early days of the expatriate in South East Asia, back in the 16th and 17th centuries were fraught with danger and the unknown. Never knowing when a passing ship would call in and take them home and consumed with a fear they may never make it back, some of those intrepid pioneers would often seek solace in the charms of an obliging local lady. Those who felt they were doing God’s work had their faith to keep them going but the traders, sailors and those others with a predilection towards sins of the flesh were more tempted and their offspring are still to be found in pockets of Asia, known as Eurasians.

officials or businessmen, started to bring their wives who, infused with a mini religious revival that was hitting the newly wealthy, sniffed at the decadence they saw around them and imported western values and mores. Well, their idea of western values and mores.

The rough as nails hard drinking three decade vet was pushed aside with these new notions of status, name cards and mixed relationships which, the newly arrived ladies considered, beneath contempt.

Indeed, any intercourse with the natives was deeply frowned upon by the new breed who , wrapped up in their cocoon of faith and privilege, loathed what they saw as the heathen local’s indolence and ineptitude.

Rudyard Kipling had talked of the ‘white man’s burden’ and the new arrivals embraced this fully.

But for two centuries before men had come to the east, settled down and raised families, intermingling with the local community and attaining positions of trust. And not just Europeans of course. There are records of sailors from Zheng He’s mighty treasure fleets settling down on the north coast of Java, marrying local women and adopting the local ways of life.

As the years turned into decades and decades into centuries, technological advances plus the opening of the Suez Canal, cut journey times and expats found the home country wasn’t so far away after all. The East’s riches had attracted more and more and over time the gruff, hoary old colonial, finely follicled and lord of his own manor started to become an anachronism.

The port of Banten, just west of Jakarta, was the premier trading entrepot before Singapore arrived on the scene and like any port town it rocked to the sound of sailor’s shanties and randy seaman looking for their own piece of loving before their next extended shuttle round the eastern islands of the archipelago; a 17th century Pattaya.

The raucous town is now not much more than a distant memory. Not only have the ships and sailors been long gone, even the sea shore has retreated from the once rowdy streets.

The expat scene, such as it was, morphed from the drunken debauchery of those pioneers into a mirror image of genteel, middle class Europe with all its attendant prejudices and attention to status. Men posted to the region, be they government

The archetypal image of course is of the bluff, red faced planter huffing and puffing out on the plantations far from ‘civilised’ society though a weekly trip to the club sated the desire to mix with his own kind. Out in the jungle though, beneath the canopy and

amid the mighty jungles that still housed tigers and leopards in large numbers, he satisfied his lustful desires in other ways.

Considered a classic piece of colonial literature by those who consider these things, Henri Fauconnier’s Soul of Malaya tells the tale of a French planter who arrives in pre independence Malaya just after the First World War who soon gets involved with the Tamil gardener’s wife.

The planter tries, half heartedly, to justify the tryst by saying he gets useful information but even he knows that’s not true. He is a bit confused at first by the woman’s attitude. He has been given to understand that usually when a local lady has been invited to share the white man’s bedroom she will then use her new found status to lord it over others and seek advantages for herself and her family.

His partner though is discreet and he finds it mildly amusing, initially assuming, no doubt with a Gallic shrug of the shoulders, she is just a nymphomaniac; that she was attracted by the sex and not the man. She was after an orgasm, not some baubles.

Of course despite her discreetness the whole estate knows what’s going on and he finds out, from a colleague, that in the Tamil gardeners’ mind, he does not count.

He has no caste and the idea of sharing his wife with the boss is on a level with the ancients sharing their wives with gods who fancy a bit of mortal once in a while. It is also revealed that the estate lacks a garden so perhaps the gardener is just ensuring he keeps his job!

Of course what is ok for the ulu is not okay for the city and by the early days of the 20th century when rubber prices were booming, new staff being sent east were told they could not get married during their first tour of duty and once they were in country they soon found out that consorting with a local woman was a total breach of etiquette with disastrous consequences for the career of an ambitious young buck.

Even after the Second World War single men would often have to seek permission from their employer before they could get married. One gentleman in England wrote to the government of Sarawak, also based in England, asking for permission to tie the knot and was only allowed to do so once agreement from Sarawak had been received!

He received this good news in the form of a short, bureaucratic letter; Dear Sir With reference to your letter dated 30th May, I have received a telegram from Sarawak that your request to marry is approved.

Yours faithfully Government Agent.

Romantic bunch!

It’s not just men of course who have been seduced by the charms of the Orient.

Consider the case of the late Cleo Odzer. She went to Thailand to catalogue the stories of men who went to Bangkok looking for love. Or lust. In her mind it was all the same thing and the opening chapters of her book ‘Patpong Sisters’ show her contempt for subjects.

However she changes her tune when she herself falls for a young Thai man who works as a tout at a bar in the busy Patpong Road area. No one, it seems, is immune to the charms of the east! "

ANTONY SUTTON Antony is a freelance writer based in Jakarta. Please send comments and suggestions to antony@the-spiceislands.com

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Grumpy Old Men

Je Déteste St. Valentine

By Sebastien Laurent

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hat’s the most stupid fake date on earth! When I was a teenager in Europe, it even didn’t exist (or maybe it did but I didn’t notice). We didn’t used to celebrate this date despite that it basically comes from the Roman Empire. Then when I was 20 or something like this, America sent us this “date” like they sent MacD, Halloween, George Bush, Donald Trump or many other things that we couldn’t invent by ourselves!

Basically it makes the flower shops happy and the restaurants well adapted to this mess harass us with special dinner offers and others flower discounts. The result is that we feel either guilty if we don’t buy flowers and organise a candle-lit dinner or we feel sad and miserable if we don’t have someone to buy the flowers for. Not to mention having a single dinner surrounded by hundred of couples who whisper, “Darling, look at the guy alone with his red wine pitcher.” Because yes, if you are alone at the restaurant on this date, then the entire world is pitying you!

For the singles, it ends up being a sad and lonely evening in front of the TV watching “The Bachelor Season 28”. At this step, you even would prefer to be the empty brain bachelor, James, who is giving the roses to a dozen young ladies who have the IQ of sick chicken! Then you finally go to bed and a few stupid friends still send you some ridiculous BBM messages or SMSs to wish you a Happy Valentine.

At this point, you decide to finally open the old single malt that you hide for special occasions. Then you drink, and you drink until the “brides” (the bachelorettes in French) even seem to have a brain when they explain to James, “Sweet heart, death is a terrible thing you know. James, I hope one day I will have 20 kids. James, I like the way you wax your shoes. James, the salmon is extremely well

cooked. James, have you read this amazing book called the bible?”

suddenly they wake up in total panic and curse 200 times in a row.

Then you continue to drink your whisky and you switch to HBO. Fantastic, they’re screening the “Noting Hill” story where Julia Robert falls in love with a bookseller. An idea comes into your mind suddenly. What chance do I have that Julia Roberts is driving her car alone in a suburb of Yogjakarta, gets into engine trouble in her new Porsche, then walks in the middle of the rice field to finally reach my green gate to ask for help? I don’t even talk about falling in love with me half drunk dressed with my printed t-shirt “Bakso Malang Aku Suka”! One chance on 6 billion... So I finally hate that movie, too.

But you have the other category; people in couples who are really expecting something big for this bloody date. I must say that the ones who are waiting for something amazing are basically the ladies. As for us, the men, we are stupid enough to forget even our own birthdays or other wedding anniversaries so there’s not much chance we will remember the 14th of February.

They are not drunk anymore at all. As good males, they start to find easy and tricky solutions like to steal the plant of the neighbour in the corridor, puke the five litres of beer to have decent breath, design a heart with some candles on the floor (and position the stolen plant in the middle) and write “Je t’aime” and “Happy Valentine’s” on the mirror of the bathroom with their shaving foam. As this last solution seems to be the easiest and the cheapest, they run to the bedroom and there waits a disaster! The nice wife is waiting at the corner of the bed, dressed like a princess, crying like a teenager who had not been invited at a college party.

Men come back from the pub half drunk at 8.30pm, take off their shoes, go to the toilet five times to evacuate the eight beers, then lay down like a dead goat on the sofa.

They switch on the TV, open another beer and start to check if their soccer team did well (PSG in my case, Paris Saint Germain of course). Then after ten minutes, they go for another beer and change the channel to check the BBC news. Already half an hour has passed since they got back home. Suddenly they are wondering why the kids are not there and why their own wife hasn’t showed up to yell at them about...well, about many details that only women care of. Then the BBC charming lady mentions Valentine’s and

At this point guys, it’s dead and super dead and over dead.

You only can get on your knees to apologise and receive a cinema style slap. And the next day, after the wonderful night’s sleep on the sofa, you go directly to Cartier or another expensive branded shop and you spend a fortune.

In both cases, single or in a couple, it will end up in a disaster. I will only and only celebrate it if Julia Roberts shows up at my gate on the 14th. But better she calls first. "

SEBASTIEN LAURENT Sebastien is an antiques dealer.

To rant and rave at him email: sebastienlaurent@hotmail.com

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By Kenneth Yeung

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omen from the arid island of Madura, east of Java, are famed for their ability to enhance sexual intercourse by the rhythmic clenching of their vaginal muscles. Some even take classes in sexual gymnastics to learn this supposedly secret technique, which has been passed down through generations over hundreds of years. Many also use tongkat Madura, a cigar-shaped rod made from limestone and various herbal extracts, which is said to cleanse, tighten and dry the vagina.

Why a dry vagina? Actually, the aim is not for complete dryness but rather for tightness, which is partly achieved by reducing vaginal discharge and secretions. Many Indonesians believe a really wet vagina makes for unsatisfying sex. Thus, women are advised not to eat pineapple, cucumber or watermelon, as these foods are reputed to cause wetness. After childbirth, a woman may be encouraged to take various potions to restore the tightness of her vagina. The point of all this is to please her husband, so that he will be less likely to abandon her in favour of a younger woman. The reasoning is that if a husband fools around, it is entirely his wife’s fault for failing to satisfy him in bed.

This sort of ingrained cultural sexism is up there with telling women they should have light skin if they want to be more attractive. There are even products for whitening the labia. The many herbal tonics, pills and gels for tightening the vagina have names such as Sari Rapet (Essence of Tightness), Galian Rapet (Tight Digger), Rapet Wangi (Tight & Fragrant), Jampi Rapet (Tightening Spell) and Empot-Empot Ayam (Tight as a Chicken’s Arse).

These concoctions are a growing industry, raking in millions of dollars a year. Tabloid newspapers are stuffed with adverts for such products and local aphrodisiacs, which take up entire aisles in some supermarkets. Many traditional healers offer tightening treatments, often with Islamic themes, reinforcing the notion that it is a woman’s religious obligation to serve her husband’s sexual needs by having a taut, virginal vagina.

Tongkat Madura, which is marketed online under names such as ‘virgin stick’ and ‘tightening soap’, has gained minor popularity in Japan but is yet to make major inroads into Western markets, perhaps due to cultural differences and a lack of clinical testing. It has penetrated Saudi Arabia, according to vendors in Central Jakarta. “My main customers are Arab men. They buy in bulk and take it back home to Saudi,” says Susi, who sells

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a range of aphrodisiacs at Senen market. “When Saudi Customs question them about it, they say it is a foot scrub product.�

The tongkat (which literally means ‘stick’ or ‘rod’) is about 8 to 10 centimetres long, with a diameter of 1 to 2.5 centimetres. It is made primarily from limestone calcite mineral, purportedly combined with a variety of herbal ingredients. Calcite is astringent, meaning it causes body tissues and canals to constrict; hence the tightening power of the tongkat. As for the herbal components, one of them is reputed to be high in testosterone, which may explain why some Madurese women are regarded as a bit wild. The ingredients are all marketed as being pure and found only on Madura, although some tongkat are now made in China. One vendor says most of the ingredients come from Kalimantan. “Madura is small and too dry. How it could supply everything?� Each stick is hygienically sealed in plastic and has a cigarlike band of authenticity around the centre, as well as a brief instruction manual in Indonesian, Chinese and broken English. They smell a bit like incense sticks.

Vendors claim the tongkat will stimulate and intensify mutual excitement during sex. It is also supposed to eliminate vaginal discharges, irritation, yeast infections and odour. Directions for use are as follows: Wash your hands, your vagina and the tongkat. Insert the tongkat at least 5 centimetres into the vagina, keep it there from 15 seconds to 2 minutes (depending on efficacy for the individual user) and then slowly remove it. Wash and dry it after use. Apparently it works best when used anywhere from 5 minutes to 1 hour prior to intercourse. The sticks have an advertised lifespan of three to six months, or shorter if dropped and broken. The price of a tongkat ranges from just Rp8,000 all

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the way to Rp700,000, depending on the brand and the vendor.

Another traditional remedy for purifying and drying the vagina is kendedes, which involves sitting on a special chair with a hole in the seat, beneath which is a charcoal fire of aromatic herbs creating a fragrant steam. Some men complain the resulting smoky fragrance is anything but pleasant.

There are concerns that reducing the vagina’s natural lubrication could be detrimental to reproductive health and increase the risk of disease. A dry vagina is more likely to get scratches or lesions during intercourse, which heightens the likelihood of infection with sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV/AIDS. There are plenty of temptations for philandering husbands. Alongside the tabloid ads for vagina tightening products are numerous listings for freelance prostitutes, as well as brothels advertised as massage parlours.

The Indonesian government has generally been unwilling to investigate the efficacy and possible dangers of traditional vaginal medicines.

Instead, the Health Ministry’s Drug and Food Control Agency registers such products without bothering to clinically test them. Foreign websites flogging tongkat Madura at least carry health warnings, if only for legal reasons.

They advise buyers not to use the rod during menstruation and pregnancy, and warn that it cannot cure sexually transmitted diseases.

Some Indonesian women are sceptical about the powers of the tongkat Madura. “My friends and I tried it a few years ago and it did nothing, apart from maybe clearing up a yeast infection� says Nurani, a Sumatran businesswoman. She

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says vaginal tightening can be achieved simply by clenching exercises, which are known as Kegels.

Dr Arnold Kegel was an American gynaecologist who in 1940s developed pelvic muscle exercises to help women control incontinence after childbirth. He noted the exercises also improved sexual feeling.

For women wishing to try these exercises, here’s a quick guide. First, next time you pee, try to stop midstream without contracting your buttocks or thighs. If you can do this, you have located your pubococcygeus muscles, which support the bladder and anus. After holding for a few seconds, continue to pee. You can also try to imagine you are restraining flatulence. Once you have isolated the muscles, practice clenching and unclenching them (without peeing), holding for 5 seconds at a time. After mastering that over a week or two, you can then increase to 10 second sets and eventually try it during sex.

Madurese women say Kegels is just another name for something they have been practicing for centuries. Yati, who works at a traditional beauty salon in West Jakarta, boasts that when it comes to making a man happy, Madurese women have the most experience and skills. Contrary to my opinion that it’s still a man’s world in Indonesia, Yati says tongkat Madura is all about giving equal pleasure to women.

KENNETH YEUNG Kenneth Yeung conducted no physical research for this article.

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Meet the Expats GPS

Meet Anna Ingrid Woolcott Feliciano.

The Danish Aussie animal lover who’s lived in more countries than most people will ever visit.

Where do you come from?

I am half Australian and half Danish. I’m officially an Australian, and I was born in Canberra, which I regret to say. Probably one of the most boring places in the worldno offence to anyone. My mother is from Denmark, from a town called Viborg and my father an Australian born in Sydney.

How long have you lived in Indonesia?

I believe I first moved to Indonesia because my father was posted here as the Ambassador for Australia in 1975. I was only 16, and I attended the Jakarta Embassy School (which is now known as JIS). After graduating in 1977 I worked in the Ragunan Zoo for the Orangutan Rehab centre with a very eccentric and amazing woman named Ulrike Von Mengden. I worked for a period of eight months until I moved to Kalimantan to help set up a Rehabilitation Centre for Orangutans. The centre was founded by the WWF and run by the arboreal department of the University of Copenhagen, which was part of my University course. I spent one year in Kalimantan and left in 1979. Then moved back to Indonesia with my husband and my four children in 1991 until now. So I think that makes a total of 25 years... that’s half my life!

Being the daughter of a diplomat, I hear you’ve moved around quite a bit. Apart from Indonesia, which other countries have you lived in and which has been your favourite so far?

Let’s start from the beginning. Born in Australia, moved to Russia, then to Malaysia, then Singapore then we moved back to Australia for a couple of years, until my father was posted to Ghana. Following that we moved to Indonesia then to the Philippines where my father was posted as Ambassador. After that was Denmark. I moved back to the Philippines then moved to New York City where I got married to my husband. Following that we moved to Singapore then Thailand then back to America to a town called Darien, in Connecticut. Then back again to the Philippines. Lastly and finally back to Indonesia. Wow, that was hard to remember. So my favourite amongst the countries I lived in was definitely Ghana. In Ghana it was the people. I loved the people. I found that they were really very nice. And of course the animals! Animals have always been my passion from a young age.

Wow, that’s a total of 10 countries! So tell us a little bit about your family. Where does your husband come from and how long have you been married for?

Meet Simon L. I have four children, one girl born in the Philippines, Bianca. Then Marco my oldest son was born in Singapore.

Then my twins Nicholas and Paolo were born in Connecticut.

My husband’s name is Roberto Antonio Feliciano and he is from the Philippines, but funnily enough I met him not while I lived in the Philippines but in New York City, where he worked for Manufacturers Hanover Trust Bank.

We got married in Cold Springs, New York and had our honeymoon in Boston. We have our 26th Anniversary on March 21st! I can’t believe I’ve been married for 26years.

It’s impossible!

Any plans for Valentines Day? Well, normally I don’t like planning ahead. Pretty sure I’m leaving that for my husband to surprise me!

Apart from your family, I’ve been told you also have a love for animals and orangutans in particular! Could you tell us a little about the charities or organisations you’ve been involved in over the years?

I have only ever been involved with the World Wild Life Foundation and their orangutan programmes in Kalimantan, Sumatra and the rehabilitation centre in Jakarta. While my oldest son Marco was in JIS I helped organise a Charity Run to raise money for food, medicines and supplies for the Rehabilitation Centre in the Ragunan zoo which always needs any kind of assistance.

Do you have any funny or fond memories from your time working with orangutans?

God... many! I guess one of the funniest stories happened here in the rehab centre when I worked with Ulrike Von Mengden. The baby orangutans had this habit of using Ms. Von Mengden’s toilet as their personal hair salon in which they’d stick and flush their heads into the toilet bowl, they would continue to spit the toilet water at all of us and use their hands to mess up their wet hair. They were so funny! They would come out of the toilet walking around like they were half drunk. Baby orangutans are the cutest things. Working in the field is an experience that is indescribable.

What organisations would you could recommend for other animal lovers interested in volunteering here in Indonesia?

Well, I have been out of the loop for awhile now. There is only one I can really recommend, which is the Orangutan Rehabilitation centre at the Ragunan Zoo, here in Jakarta. But my advice is, if you love animals, Indonesia needs a lot of care. You should look around, ask at the Zoo and other animal related foundations like WWF and see if there are any programmes or volunteering opportunities about.

To learn more and to help the orang-utans please contact the assistant of Ulrike Freifrau von Mengden, Ms. Barbara Ossenkopp. Tel: +6281399393943 or e-mail: orangutan_future@yahoo.com

The happy bachelor who doesn’t feel the need to fall in love.

Simon, which answer best describes your current love situation? a.) Single and happy b). Single and lonely c.) Single and definitely not lonely or d.) In a committed relationship.

C. Single and most definitely not lonely. I didn’t even have to think about that one!

Would you say you’re a bona fide bachelor?

Yes I would. I’m too independent, too selfish and way too impatient to be in a relationship.

Would you say those are unattractive traits to have?

Not at all. I know what I am and that’s the way I like it. At least this way women know what they’re getting from the get go and they don’t expect anything from me.

Fair enough, so what do you do for work in Jakarta?

I’m country manager for a security/risk company.

Is that as exciting as it sounds?

Not really, but it affords me a very good lifestyle which is what matters.

What do you love most about being single?

The best thing about being single is that I can do what I want, when I want to do it. Why would I have it any other way? The idea of having your Mrs call you up while you’re in the pub with your mates telling you to come home and wash the dishes is not one I had in mind.

What’s the most fun a single guy can have in Jakarta on a Saturday night?

I’d say start with a massage, then have dinner at Loewy in Kuningan, then mayhem at Red Square and see where that takes you.

What type of a woman would it take to make you want to settle down?

A super hot, confident and sexy woman with a willing twin sister who would both be generously endowed in the chest department.

What’s your craziest memory from living in Jakarta?

Alexis Hotel - if you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’d say keep it that way and if you do know, well maybe you and I aren’t so different after all.

No comment. What’s the most outlandish thing you’ve ever done to impress a lady?

Actually I’ve never found the need to impress a lady in Jakarta - they’re always up for a good time.

Can you give me 3 adjectives that best describe Indonesian women?

Confident, sexy and crazy!

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Personal Tech & Apps

Love is in the

Air

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By Juan G. Leysner

Matchmaker.com is on record as the oldest online dating service. The idea was to design a pen pal service that would run on donations by users to eliminate having to charge a set fee. Located in Houston, Matchmaker started on 4 dial-up lines and expanded to San Antonio, Texas, then San Jose, California shortly after. In 2008 it had an estimated 7 million users.

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Starting in 1986 as a system best described as an online bulletin board, Matchmaker.com was supported on a dial-up modem. Systems like this dominated the 80s to mid 90s and supported connections through local telephone area codes allowing the news to be read, message exchanges as well as participation on message boards and bulletins. Exchanging emails rapidly became popular and many had games or implemented chat rooms.

o you remember the song Love is in the Air, which was a big hit by John Paul Young in 1978? I guess the normal people under us will, and don’t get me wrong, I don’t mean old people.

When I say normal I mean the people that do not need the Internet to find love.

What is wrong with us?

Why can’t we go to a bar or discotheque, join a dancing club–or any club for that matter– and look for a nice girl or a goodlooking guy?

Sharing apps lets us share where we eat, drink and shop. Now, I Just Made Love lets you log and GPS-tag our private life in just the same way and, bizarrely, some people seem to want to.

The Android app has been downloaded 10,000 times, and rated five stars by dozens of users. ‘Did you just make love?

Or just want to check where people near you made love?’ says the app. I Just Made Love lets you do all that and more!

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This Android and iPhone app lets you record where, when and even in what position you ‘made love’ and then upload it to an online database with your comments.

There are tonnes of love matching and dating sites available on the web. Whatever turns you on, I am sure you will be able to find it on the web, but there are two websites that I would like to bring to your attention, as they strike me as being very weird.

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I Just Made Love lets one brag without fear of correction. It clearly prompts the question Tina Turner asked us back in 1984: What’s Love got to do with it?

As featured in Mac World and Gamertell.

Two-person interaction on the iPhone and iPod Touch!

Here’s how it works. You and your guy/girl each place your thumb on the love-sensing pads and Lovetricity will determine the level of chemistry with a corresponding image between you and the other person.

There are many possible outcomes, from Burning Hot to On Life Support. How much spark will you have?

Why are we seeking help from computers –soulless machines– using the advice from ridiculous programs, ranging from weird online dating sites to fully automated matchmakers? Why do we enter –usually incognito and with false credentials– into chat rooms full of strangers, desperately pretending to be someone we are not?

Is it because we can hide under the anonymity of the Internet?

Is it because we are bored?

Is it because we just have nothing better to do, or do we really believe that Apps can help us find our angel or our knight in shining armour?

-PWF JT 0OMJOF Love is on the Internet, or to put it more accurately, in the palm of your hand. Hundreds of thousands of men and women who find themselves alone will be turning to their mobiles, as smart phones leapfrog singles’ bars and speed dating as one of the best places to find love, or at least indulge in a bit of flirting.

There’s nowhere better to look for dates than your phone. As phones become increasingly powerful they mirror the services available on your PC. But they have two key advantages: you can use them anywhere, and GPS lets your phone know where you are and where potential dates are. Traditional online dating sites will have to produce mobile apps soon or risk being left behind.

Lovetricity makes a great party game, or can help you pick up hotties. Perfect for your St. Valentine’s Day sweethearts, or any sweethearts for that matter. http://iphone.appmobilize.com/apps/19065/ lovetricity-pro-theperfect-pickup-anddating-appquote

The I Just Made Love site claims to have recorded 193,000 ‘acts of love’, along with where the event occurred and a limited amount of context, very limited, in fact, offering only the options of Inside, Outdoors, In a Car and On a Boat.

In view of all this automated and published love or substituted love, rest me to say we at Jakarta Expat love you all...

* +VTU .BEF -PWF This app, available from the U.S. iTunes store and on Android, lets you tell the world where and when you ‘made love’ and even rate the experience out of five and offer comments!

JUAN G. LEYSNER Juan G. Leysner has lived and worked in Jakarta for over 10 years and is the founder of 2 db.mobi www.2dbarcodesolutions.com

matchactually-asia.com

iloveparish.com

Too busy with work to look for a date? Tired of the club and pub scene? Wary of online dating sites? Jakarta now has a solution for those of you looking for love in all the wrong places!

Matchactually-Asia is Jakarta’s first and only professional matchmaking service. Confidential, discreet and carefully screened, MatchactuallyAsia is where Personal Matchmaking and Dating consulting meet. The men are classified as clients, and women as candidates. Simply sign up online, meet for a consultation and let Matchactually-Asia do the rest.

The first “Decorate It Yourself ” online cake store in Jakarta. Cakes, cookies, cupcakes, choco lollies and much more! The Parish Cake Shop has just about everything to satisfy those with an undeniable sweet tooth. Shop by occasion (Valentines, Christmas and Easter etc.), shop by moment (Wedding, birthday, get well soon etc.) or opt for their unique service and create your very own personalized cake. Basic cakes include free topping and icing (text/wording on top of cake) and come in sizes ranging from 8x8cm to 40x40cm.

What sets Matchactually-Asia apart is their level of customer care and discretion. Although matchmaking is their main service, they also provide date coaching, image consultation and even makeovers if needed.

Order online, or visit one of their two store locations in Jakarta to get a taste of what Parish Cakes have to offer!

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Light Entertainment

He Loves L You, He Loves You Not

adies, please forgive your man if he said or did the wrong thing on Valentine’s Day, or did not say or do the RIGHT thing, or forgot or screwed up in some other way. He does love you, he’s just stupid. Or maybe he doesn’t love you.

How do I know?

by Eamonn Sadler

But here’s the good news; I have devised a cunning multiple choice quiz for your man that will tell you exactly what he thinks of you without him realising it. Ask your man to answer these four simple questions then see my highly scientific analysis at the end. My gift to you at this most romantic time of the year.

Last Edition’s Winner‌

Gentlemen, you MUST choose A, B or C for each question. :PV IBWF KVTU GJOJTIFE NBLJOH NBE QBTTJPOBUF MPWF UP ZPVS XPNBO %P ZPV ["] Wrap your arms around her and talk about your dreams for your future together.

[B] Slap her on the butt and say “You were fantastic!�

[C] Say “You’re welcome!� roll over, break wind and fall asleep. :PV BSF IBWJOH EJOOFS XJUI IFS QBSFOUT GPS UIF GJSTU UJNF %P ZPV ["] Book a table at the best restaurant in town, shave and put on your best suit.

[B] Dress casually and take them to your favourite restaurant.

[C] Order a pizza at home, strip down to your underpants and put on a Jackass DVD.

Caption Competition

:PVS XPNBO MPPLT EFFQ JO UP ZPVS FZFT BOE TBZT i* MPWF ZPV w %P ZPV ["] Hold her gaze, put your hands gently on her cheeks, kiss her and say “I love you too...�

[B] Smile and say “Yeah me too...�

[C] Drop your pants and say “Prove it!� :PV BSF PVU GPS B ESJOL XJUI ZPVS XPNBO BOE BOPUIFS HVZ TUBSUT PQFOMZ GMJSUJOH XJUI IFS %P ZPV ["] Tell her it’s at times like these that you realise how lucky you are and take her somewhere else.

[B] Get jealous and tell her to ignore him.

[C] Ask him for a hundred dollars and tell him to have her home by daybreak.

UP QPJOUT This guy is Mr. Romantic! Marry him. But be warned, he might actually be gay.

UP QPJOUT: He might not be your dream man but he’s probably a lot of fun and great in bed.

UP QPJOUT He’s not a nice guy but he can turn on the charm when he needs to. Stay with him until you find someone better.

UP QPJOUT He’s an idiot who can’t read. He’s perfect. Marry him and turn him into whatever you want him to be. "

Score ten points for each “A�, seven points for each “B� and three points for each “C�.

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This Edition’s Competition‌

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The rainy season prompted last issue’s caption competition and there were some great entries, but the winner was Tommy S. from Pejaten. Thanks Tommy, please contact us for your prize.

“Perfect... no need to stop eating while I go to the bathroom.�

Ladies, how did your man do?

SEND YOUR ENTRY BY TEXT TO:

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ACROSS

DOWN

1 Rent - drop (4) 3 Obtain a degree - one with a degree (8) 9 Tableland (7) 10 Amid (5) 11 Condition - under which a horse races (5) 12 Aircraft shed (6) 14 One’s own family (5,3,5) 17 Offer - gentle - nurse (6) 19 Jewelled headdress (5) 22 Thrust (5) 23 Free - not confined (especially of wild animal, criminal) (2,5) 24 Light - sweet (5,3) 25 Biting insect (4)

1 Become smaller (5,3) 2 Present - prize (5) 4 Unpolished (5,3,5) 5 Exhaust - pipe (5) 6 Alligator pear (7) 7 Border - meeting place (4) 8 Scarcity - famine (6) 13 Next to (8) 15 Infinite - endless (7) 16 Glass container - firmness of resolve (6) 18 Lees (5) 20 Protective wear - type of stage (5) 21 Union - strike (4)

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{ Answers in the next edition! }

THE LOVE QUIZ

This Edition’s Quiz:

How much do you really know about LOVE? Scan the barcode on your smartphone and answer the questions for a chance to win a special love package Courtesy of RoomService.

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*Answers for Edition 62 Across:

Behind 4. Camel 7. Cannon 8. Tavern 9. Barb 10. Ecstatic 12. Legislation 17. Halfinch 19. Pelt 20. Sapper 21. Nordic 22. Sheet 23. By play

Down:

Bradawl 2. Handbag 3. Non person 4. Chant 5. Maestro 6. Lunacy 11. Sea shanty 13. Ellipse 14. Imperil 15. Nullify 16. Thesis 18. Inert

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Opinions

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LAST MONTH’S OPINION In response to last issue’s Opinion Column:

*T JU SFBMJTUJD GPS *OEPOFTJB UP TUPQ TFOEJOH NBJET BCSPBE Sending workers abroad is a solution for reducing unemployment rates at home. How is the Indonesian government planning to provide jobs for the 600,000 plus people working as maids abroad?? This is a nonsensical and typical response from the Indonesian government. Delay, postpone, issue unclear rules and in the end...nothing happens. This plan is going to be just that: A plan.

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Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey, is offering a course dedicated entirely to Beyonce Knowles. The course, entitled “Feminist Perspectives: Politicizing Beyonce� is taught by Kevin Allred, a Ph.D student and lecturer in the school’s Department of Women’s and Gender Studies. The class uses Beyonce’s music, videos, and career to explore issues of American race, gender, and sexual politics. To supplement readings of Beyonce’s music videos and songs, Allred uses texts from black feminists such as Alice Walker and abolitionist Soujerner Truth.

Students will also be exploring Beyonce’s alter ego (Sasha Fierce) and whether Beyonce is projecting an image of an empowered or stereotypical woman.

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Although I agree that the treatment of Indonesian maids abroad is disgraceful, I don’t think that barring maids from working in other countries the solution. The Indonesian government should be putting all their efforts in ensuring that their citizens are protected and have basic rights. This “Roadmap� is completely unrealistic. It won’t stop people from working abroad as maids. It’ll just increase the number of people working abroad illegally. #SJBO

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ICCC BIZTRO NETWORKING COCKTAIL JANUARY 2012 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 RSVP : iccc.secretariat@gmail.com Location: TBA on RSVP Web Site: www.iccc.or.id Email: iccc.secretariat@gmail.com

Join us for a night of networking and fun.

Catch up with friends and business acquaintances over food and drinks Everyone welcome… Please pass on this message to friends…

Contribution: * ICCC, Calindo & CWA Members : Rp 150,000/person * Non-Member: Rp 250,000/person Membership forms available at the door Membership Period February April 1st 2012 to March 31st 2013. * Individual Membership (Rp 500.000,-/year) * Corporate Membership (Rp 5.000.000,-/year)

BRITCHAM BUSINESS & SOCIAL GATHERING Thu, 23 Feb 2012 Location: TBA on RSVP Web Site: www.britcham.or.id Email: events@britchams.or.id events@britcham.or.id Cost: * Members: Rp. 200.000 * Non Members: Rp. 320.000

Located at the heart of a vibrant citycentre hub,voted our most popular business networking platform, this is an excellent opportunity to exchange views, solicit information, and seek out business opportunities.

Light snackswill be served throughout the evening together with a 2.5 hour free flow of wine, beer, soft drink, juice and free flow Gilbey’s Gin & Tonic!

We encourage all BritCham Members to bring along their colleagues, guests, and friends to take full advantage of this month’s Members’ Business & Social Gathering.These Business & Social Gatherings drive intra-membership business!

BOOK NOW!

ITALIAN COOKING CLASS

Italian Institute of Culture Jakarta Jl. HOS Cokroaminoto, 117 Menteng Start: 02nd March 2012 Session: every Friday (4 hours) Duration of the course: 40 hours For further information please contact: (021) 3141647 – email: iicjakarta@esteri.it

Comedy

JAKARTA COMEDY CLUB PRESENTS : ZOE LYONS (UK) & GREG SULLIVAN (AUS) Sun, 19 Feb 2012

Zoe Lyons. Zoe is a firm favourite on the international and UK comedy circuit. She is a regular at the Edinburgh Festival since 2007 when she got a nomination for Best Newcomer for her debut solo show. She also received the Dave (Best Joke of the Fringe) at the 2008 Edinburgh Festival. In 2011, she was invited to perform “Clownbusting” at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival - receiving rave reviews.

Greg Sullivan. Queensland native Greg is a familiar personality in Australia with appearances on television, radio and theatres. He has performed at the world famous Improv Comedy Club in LA and major festivals such as the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and Sydney Comedy Festival Gala. Another great act at the JCC this February!

Charity

Reservations essential through : * jakarta@thecomedyclub.asia * SMS 082111943084 Prepaid Price Rp 300K on the door Rp 350K including free first drink (Prepaid membership cards now on sales at FEZ until Saturday February 18th) Location: TBA on RSVP Web Site: www.thecomedyclubindo.com

SOUNDS OF LIFE - A fund raising event for Bumi Sehat Foundation International “WHERE MUSIC MAKES THE DIFFERENCE” Robin Lim is an internationally-recognized midwife, well-known author and talented poet. Her non-profit Indonesian birthing and

educational clinics have saved hundreds of lives and delivered thousands of babies over the last decade, serving the poor and medically disenfranchised citizens of Bali and, far away, in the tsunami-ravaged province of Aceh, Sumatra.

After 13 years of service and frequent financial challenges, “Ibu” (Mother) Robin and her organization remain persistently committed to changing the world, one gentle birth at a time (And she was just awarded CNN’s Hero of The Year for 2011).

All profits and proceeds will go directly to the development of Robin Lim’s new medical birthing clinic centre so show up and support!

Cut Chemist will be dazzling all attendees with his brilliant audio/visual blowout!

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Food & Drink

PONTI YOUNG Ponti is an avid food and wine enthusiast.

Got food and wine questions? You can email Ponti at ponti@elbowroomjakarta.com

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Your classified will be placed once for 2 weeks online and once in our printed version which has a circulation of 15.000 copies bi weekly.

Conditions: Personal classifieds: FREE OF CHARGE | 50 words max.

Commercial classifieds : RP. 100,000 | 0 - 50 words : RP. 200,000 | 50 - 100 words For adding an image / company logo in our printed issue another RP. 150,000 needs to be charged.

TRAVELING? LET US HELP YOU! As your partner in business, we aspire to provide service standards that are faster, more accurate and more reliable. Contact us now to assist you for all your travel needs. PT. Amazing World Explorer T&T. Kemang Square, 3rd floor unit III-12. Jl. Kemang Raya no. 5. Phone: 7179 4722 - awe. tours@gmail.com

The Ritz at Kemang Village Residences, 6th floor, private elevator, great spectacular views of Kemang, new and fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment lease.

Highly secure building. All amenities and design for living at its best. $2200. mo. with lease

Relocation services-book specialist.

Want move to another place with a lot of book? Digitize it. Just call Scanbuku. More info: http://www.scanbuku.com/reloc/ contact: e-mail:info@scanbuku.com tel:(021) 27966430

Send in your classifieds to ads@jakartaexpat.biz Indah. Fully furnished. Equipped with AC & water heater. Unit is located on the 3rd floor, tower A. Rent cost: Rp 10 million/month (includes maintenance fee). Call/sms to: 0813 802 333 99 (Mahmuda - owner)

Ducati Monster M696 ABS 2011 210 MIDR. Black with Ducati Red frame < 8,000 klm,registerd till Mei 2012 Termignoni Exhaust, Pirelli tyres Ducati billet clutch slave cylinder <25% effort, 3 point skid guards, Tear drop rear view mirrors, GIVI monorack and top case, Top condition, never dropped, Original parts included. Brendon Boswell brenboz@hotmail.com My name is Prapti. I have a Toyota Avanza car for rent for 1 year. The colour is grey, I bought it around November 2010. The condition is still in excellent condition. Interested?

Call: 081310182516 or email me at Suprapti.suprapti@acgedu.com.

For sale TOYOTA AVANZA 1500S Automatic, Silver Met., 2010, 40,000 Km, excellent condition, fully serviced, one expat owner.

May be seen by appointment in Bintaro area. Contact Paul at 0816958681 or email to jpba2001@ yahoo.com

House for sale Rp. 25 Billion in Menteng (central of Jakarta), strategic location only 10 minutes to main road kuningan or thamrin area. Fresh air in front of big and famous Garden in Jakarta. Consist of 3 main building: main house, pavilion, garage + rooms, 2 storey, Private swimming pool, wide land 650 meter square, wide building 400 meter square, Appropriate for family living, office space or home stay business. Pavilion facilities: 1 main bedroom with bath room inside, Office room, warehouse, car port for 2 cars. Main House facilities: 1 main bed room with bath room inside (1st floor), 3 bed rooms and 1 bath room (2nd floor). Garage + rooms Facilities 1st floor: Garage for 2 cars, car port for 2 cars, 4 Maid rooms, 1 washing room. 2nd floor: 3 bed rooms with bath rooms inside, little kitchen. Info: dian.corry@gmail.com / 08111 88 1214

For Rent, Sahid Residence , Brand New, 2 Bed Rooms, 1 Maid Room, Size, 92M2. Contact : 0856-155-9963 FOR RENT: 2 bedroom + 1 bath apartment at Hampton’s Park Pondok

For rent Kemang Mansion Apt fully furnish One Bedroom with bathroom inside, kitchen n living room. Best city view facing SCBD area, good facilities and location. Call owner: 081513222116 RENT : ESSENCE Apartment Jl. Dharmawangsa X, Tower EMINENCE 2, 18th Fl. 72 sqm2, Nice Balcony, 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath room, Fully Furnished, Kitchen, TV Cable, Internet. Call : 0812 9096 426 HOUSE FOR RENT: Jl. Jatipadang Baru H3, Psr Minggu S.Jakarta.

Fully Furnished. Land: 300sqm, 250sqm Building, 3BR, 1 Study room, 2 Bathroom, Maid, garage (2cars), Mini Garden. Convenient location & Quiet Area. Near to Pejaten, Kemang, Cilandak, Rent IDR 63 mio/year (nego). Call : (021) 9799 3373 or agung@laksasia.com Apartment for rent! Jakarta Residences: Cosmo Mansion at Thamrin City.100m from Grand Indonesia. 3 BR + Maid, 107M2, F.F. For photos and details,please refer to: http://jakarta-residencesapartment.blogspot.com/ - info: widayati_sri@yahoo.com Room for rent in sophisticated house in Pondok Indah 4,5mio/month all inclusive contact 08158000570 for info

Sultan Lanais Package is on offer until 30 June 2012, starts from USD 250 net/day and USD 3600 net/ month, includes buffet breakfast for 2 persons for Lanais 1 bedroom and for 4 persons for Lanais 2 bedroom.

Room type: Lanais 1 Bedroom 2 Bays (84 m2), Lanais 1 Bedroom 3 Bays (133 m2), Lanais 2 Bedroom 4 Bays (183 m2).

Room facilities: luxurious living room, free internet access, complimentary daily newspaper, complimentary use of gym, tennis court and swimming pool. The Sultan Hotel Jakarta, Jl. Gatot Subroto, Jakarta 10002.

For reservation, please contact: (021) 570 3600 or reservation@sultanjakarta.com.

Spacious luxury garden house (740m2) 2 level house with 3 bedrooms (1 main bedroom+bathroo m+jacuzzi+dressing room, 2 children bedroom room with 1 bathroom and play area) 1 separate guest room and bathroom, receiving room and living room with guest toilet, separate dining room facing garden. Balinese and Javanese concept an open air house surrounding by fish ponds (koi) and garden (front yard and backyard garden) ideal house to have private party, car port and drive way enough for 9-10 cars. Location around Cilandak KKO/Margasatwa Raya, Good location for expats who work around Cilandak Industrial Estate and TB Simatupang only 10min from cilandak town square and 20 min to JIS and Pondok Indah. Available immediately! Rent for USD 3000 (nego),for more information please call- 081513222116 For rent newly, beautifully renovated 2 bedroom apartment (95sqm converted from a 3 bedroom unit) in Taman Rasuna Apartment (full facilities and private parking lot) next to Episentrum / Bakrie Tower, Jalan HR Rasuna Said. Fully furnished with fully equipped Kitchen. Rental per month 10 million Rupiahs. Please contact: Tary : 0813 88 300 339 or Lina : 0815 8765 938

6,000,000 per month. The price is not included maintenance service charge Rp.515,000 only, plus electricity and water bill. Parking is Rp. 150,000 per month. For further info please contact me @ my cell 08129054627

I am a QHSE and Corporate Social Responsibility Engineer with four years’ professional experience in Indonesia. I am currently looking for a challenging career opportunity in the Jakarta area. Please email any details to kvreux@hotmail.com or call me on +6281218812932. Linkedin profile: http://id.linkedin.com/pub/ kevin-vreux/26/33/4b I’m looking for a job as a cook/ housekeeper. My name is Nunuk, I’m 47 years old and I can speak English. Available for live-in and have a recommendation letter. Please contact me on 082114168174

CILANDAK TIMUR, Jl. Bakti Kav. 22, KKO. Superb tropical & quiet house, 6 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, full basement with 3 servants rooms+baths, large luxurious garden and big pool + gazebo & bbq. 5min drive to Cilandak Commercial Estate.

Owners 0816834710 & 08161873891

Female, Bachelor Degree in Economics / Management, having 12 years experience in Finance / Accounting / Administration in international organization (nonprofit). Seeking for a permanent job / suitable position in fields of Finance / Accounting / Administration and other related areas. Fluency in English and computer skills. Please contact e-mail : seek_work@hotmail.com

House for rent; real bargain! Middleaged expat, female, an artist and animal lover, seeks like-minded person to share cozy house. Property, which has lovely garden, is in quiet part of Jakarta (Pondok Labu). Rent for one year is USD 1,250 (50% share of total of USD 2,500). Contact tekkabu@yahoo.com.sg

Looking for a job as maid. I am Yuni 34 years old. Looking a job for full time / part time. i can do general cleaning, washing, ironing, cooking, and general shopping. I have 3 references letter from my experiences. My English is excellent (speaking-reading-writing).

Pls contact me at 0817763990

For Rent: Permata Hijau Residence.

3 Bedrooms + 1 Maids Room. Newly fully furnished, with all appliances.

Available Immediately, Competitive rent for quick rental. Contact owner: 0812 8122 2806 or +65 8124 7086 if Jakarta Number is not active.

FOR RENT: 2 bedroom + 1 bath apartment at Essence Darmawangsa.

Fully furnished. Equipped with AC, water heater, and washing machine.

Unit is located on the 9th floor tower A. Rent cost: Rp 10 million/month (includes maintenance fee). Call 0813 802 333 99 (Mahmuda - owner) Apartment for rent fully furnished, microwave, stove, TV @ Rp.

Native English speaker in Jakarta looking for a job as English teaching or a job where English is primarily used. To start working immediately.

BA Journalism, Microsoft and internet. 8 years working experience.

Worked in retail, distribution and midway entertainment. Managerial positions. Worked in 2 countries, 2 provinces (South Africa) and 3 states (USA). Organized, reliable, self motivated, confident, creative, enthusiastic and hard working.

E: dawidbrunette@yahoo.com or phone +62 856 9189 4828.

A Jakarta based group of 5 Western style Bars & Restaurants is looking

for an expatriate Executive Chef to take up the challenge of strengthen its central office in the key role overseeing the food side of the business. Responsibilities include ensuring a profitable, consistent and varied food production by organizing, leading, controlling and planning.

The right candidate must have a minimum of 3 years experience in a similar position, speak passable Indonesian, be a motivator and a do-er. Applications can be send to: astariawidiati@yahoo.com Central Jakarta based training provider is looking for experienced, enthusiastic English teachers to work on a full time or part time basis. Available immediately, the role involves teaching adults in a corporate environment as part of their in-house training. Send your CV to recruitment@kpiconsultancy.com We are looking for Finance position (Fresh Graduate) in our Company.

Interested? Send CV to nina@maximillianindonesia.com Gunung Palung Orangutan Conservation Program is looking for a Development Director, based in Ketapang (Kalimantan Barat). The ideal candidate will have experience in fundraising, conservation, capacity building, native English and strong Indonesian language skills. See www.savegporangutans.org or contact usgpocp@gmail.com for more information.

Chef needed to manage Mediterranean / Italian restaurant in Jakarta. Expat preferred. Must have experience. Please email inquiries / CV to rahulgioia@yahoo.com Looking for an extraordinarily gifted and creative writer / translator / editor / resume writer for scientific texts, novels, poetry etc. (German/ English/Indonesian)? You have found the right person here!

Contact me via email: sabrina. hypnotiques@gmail.com or call/text: 081237011701.

Services Learn how to trade the stock market.

Buy and sell shares. We offer Full Stockbroking Services. Call David 081 2813 08298 Focus on building speaking proficiency in the Indonesian language.

Proficiency based approach accommodates a variety

For over 14 years, Living in Indonesia, A Site for Expatriates has provided expats with “Practical Information” to help smooth the transition to their new life in Indonesia. Choose from 1,200+ articles – all written by expats to address the specific concerns of expats. Living in Indonesia, A Site for Expatriates www.expat.or.id

INTERNATIONAL, DOMESTIC, LOCAL, OFFICE MOVING, STORAGE …

Call Francois 085 8838 98678, email: francois@safeway.co.id, or Lanny 081 3166 61874, email: lanny@safewayrelo.com www.safewayrelo.com “RELOCATION MADE EASY ” Learn how to trade the stock market.

Buy and sell shares. We offer Full Stockbroking Services. Call David 081 2813 08298 Full time qualified Yamaha piano teacher looking for pupils. Holder of Bachelor of Music Degree with University of Melbourne, Australia.

Specialize in preparation for classical ABRSM exams (grades 1-8) and ATCL diploma, basic pop, jazz. Exams, leisure, practical or theory, the preference is yours.

References available. Please contact pianolessonsjakarta@gmail.com

Relax we carry the load. Your peace of mind is our highest priority. One company Allied to Allied, over 800 locations worldwide. Your specialist in household goods moving services.

Jakarta (021) 780 7851, Surabaya (031) 749 8377, Email: info@alliedpickfords.co.id Website: www.alliedpickfords.com An Indonesian needs a partner to improve English and I will help you to improve your Bahasa Indonesia.

Please contact me at ima_kind@ yahoo.com or call 08561168019 LEARN INDONESIAN LANGUAGE FOR EXPATRIATE. PROFESSIONAL TEACHERS COME TO YOUR HOME OR OFFICE. CONTACT: Jl. Albezia VI. Blok B No. 22 Cipinang Kabembem

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Classifieds are still FREE! Send in your classifieds to ads@jakartaexpat.biz Next issue deadline 22 February, 2012 Jakarta Timur 13240. 0219602950 2/08979332879/087885296161/0 85781173576 - PIN BB : 300A2424.

Bandung - Jl. Banjarnegara No. 13 Antapani Bandung. (022) 7203042 +6281394624172 - Pekalongan (0285) 9104091 - excellentprivat@gmail.com. http://expatriateindonesia.com/ Learn Hatha Yoga at home, flexible schedule. Certified teacher from the Yoga Institute Santacruz, Mumbai.

Call 081218121304

Need somewhere interesting to visit at weekends? Entertaining visitors from overseas? Come to Animal Sanctuary Trust Indonesia (ASTI) near Bogor to see rehabilitation of endangered animal species in action. Check www. animalsanctuarytrustindonesia.org for details, and contact Annette (annette. asti@hotmail.com; 08161834057) to make your booking.

Medical evacuation health & life insurance. Let us diagnose your needs. Contact Paul Beale, mobile: +62 816 137 0663, office: 021-5220990 E: paulbeale@gms-financial.com Special Education Needs (SEN) Support. If anyone needs SpEd/SEN Support at Home for your child or if you have questions related to Special Education and related supportservices in Jakarta, Singapore, Shanghai and Manila, please feel free to contact me at teacher.specialeducation@gmail. com. and I will be happy to be of help.

brand from Australia. Rp:1.8 million.

Matching change table with changing pad and safety straps Rp: 700,000. Peg Perrego high chair Rp: 400,000. Selection of sheet/bedding sets and towels Rp 300,000 for the lot. Please feel free to email me for photos, helenraby16@hotmail.com or call to arrange to come and have a look! 08119628762 (We are in the Cilandak area).

Romeo y Julieta Habana Cuban Cigars for sale. A box of 26. Bought for $300. Selling for Rp.1,500,000 or best offer. 08118408127.

In need of a great masseuse at a reasonable price? This Balinese lady comes to your home! Shanti has worked in Prague and now has several private customers in Jakarta.

She will travel to most parts of the city. As a number of her clients have moved on, she is looking for additional work. You may reach her at 0818 0536 1393 Expat selling his Stamp collection More info please contact: sarkana@ cbn.net.id

Pool Table For Sale - Slate bed 9 feet by 5 feet - 4 cues with wall rack, extension rest, full set of 8 balls.

9 feet by 5 feet. Purchased new December 2010. Buyer must arrange collection from Kemang Dalam area.

Price IDR 8 million. 0811 - 811 - 6661 or email goulding9@aol.com For Sale: Tag Heuer Link Calibre 16 Automatic Chronographic Day/ Date Watch for sale. Mint condition Purchased: September 2010 - Current retail: $4200 - For sale: $2200. Call: 081286789289 - Email for further information on: craigmc39@yahoo. co.uk

Learn Mandarin.

With Native Chinese Teacher.

Please Call : 0897-8143-855

GOLF LESSONS AND GOLF CLUB FITTING. Looking to improve your existing golf game or learning to play, with a highly experienced Australian coach.Also available advanced golf club fitting and video swing analysis.

For info please contact: Brendan on 0811 816 2377 Painting and Ceramics for Sale. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re interested, my phone no. is 08129054627 (see image in your inbox) I want to sell my 10months old Samsung Galaxy Tab P1000 with free 8gb External memory Card and leather case. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not much used and i brought iphone. Please sms me at 08119403176 Exercise Equipment: Heavy-duty stair stepper new condition 5 Million Rupiah or best offer, adjustable bench, easy curlbar, t-bar curl bar, four sets of adjustable dumbells, many rubber coated iron plates: four 10 kilo, fourteen 5 kilo, sixteen 2.5 kilo, sixteen 1.25 kilo, four .75 kilo Make offer ! sms 081282803858 For sale: White cot/toddler bed.

Excellent condition.

Childcare

White Color. Asking for 7.9 mil rupiah.

Mega Kuningan area, Jakarta Pusat.

Please SMS 0812-1316-7222 Samsung Top Load Washing Machine 12kg. Bought in April 2011from AGIS for Rp 6.2 Million Perfect Condition Sell for Rp 3.5 Million.

Elba Clothes Dryer 6kg Perfect Condition. Bought in April 2011 from AGIS for Rp 4.9 Million Sell for Rp 2.3 Million Set of Drawers - Dark Brown - 5 Drawers high.

Measures 91cm wide x 60cm deep x 110 cm high Bought April 2011 for Rp 4.5 Million Good condition Sell for Rp 2.5 Million. Can email pictures on request. Contact Lisa 0812 123 5395 or lisainjakarta@gmail.com

Excellent staff available for employment from 1st March 2012.

Driver Pak Bambang has worked with us since October 2010. Never once been late or off sick. Safe driver with excellent knowledge of Jakarta and surround including all of the regions golf clubs! Good command of English, always courteous and well presented. Please call Pak Bambang on 085691339667 Wanted: Jakarta Animal Aid Network (JAAN) is requesting twoFirst Prize donations for our raffle at our upcoming annual PawDay fundraiser. We are hoping for an I-pad 2, a Blackberry or similar! If you or your company wish to donate a prize please contact Natalie at 0811135309. Paw Day is on March 11 and is held at Taman Langsat Parkbring your dog for a fun day out ! For details check our website at www. jakartaanimalaid.com Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to sell my sealed, brand new iPhone 4S [factory unlocked]. 16GB,

t $POEJUJPO /P EFMJWFSZ prita_hrd@yahoo.com

For sale: NEW Dining Table set with 10 chairs available for sale. Only 2 sets available. Luxury of Natural art Angsana wood (teak wood family) with dimension 100cmx250cmx75cm for your home / office. Rp. 35 million per set. Contact: Abednego +62816603107 Tribal Sculptures, huge collectionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; wood and stone, from all parts of Indonesia. All pre-WW II and older.

Many important pieces. We are selling these at half price. Dayak, Batak, Java, Bali, Sumba. Flores etc.

Info 081298861232.

Aquarium for Sale - 3 years old. Very Good Condition, Recently serviced.

Dimensions. W: 200cm . D:55 cm.

Comes with Filter, Chiller and Oxygen tank. Price: 10,000,000 IDR o.n.o info: lynn_watkins@bis.or.id

Baby bed for sale. Large size, suitable for child up to 25kg. As new condition. Large storage drawer.

Adjustable height. On wheels.

Mattress included. High railings, no sharp edges (very safe). Rp500k.

Contact jkt.bed.sale@gmail.com I am looking for a PLAYPEN (for small childeren). If you have one for sale please text me on my Hp - 082122043106 or mail to marijke_ maas@yahoo.com Thank you all!

If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re interested, my phone no. is 08129054627 For SALE: YAMAHA Piano (9 Months).

Very good price. If you are interested please call me or send me a SMS: 082125922917 FOR SALE USA-bred maltese pups, vaccinated, potty-trained, 100% adorable. Jacko DOB: 2/5/11 Zara DOB: 22/11/11. Email: lannysoen@ gmail.com FOR SALE - 3 nights stay in Royal Club Junior Suite - LE ROYAL MERIDIEN SHANGHAI. Valid until 15th December 2012 (worth 380USD/ night) For Sale at 6juta rupiah. Contact: deisywill@ gmail.com

FOR SALE USA-bred maltese pups, vaccinated, potty-trained, 100% adorable. Jacko DOB: 2/5/11 Zara DOB: 22/11/11. Email: lannysoen@ gmail.com

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Four Season Hotel Jakarta discount vouchers for sale for Rp100,000/ each. Use this voucher for 50 % off Rack Room Rate Privilege. Available for 5 vouchers and will expiry on 15 April 2012. Sold individually or the whole lot. Please call Aris 0816910567 or email arhadi2007@ yahoo.co.id

Simmons Back Care 4 Pocketed Coil King Size Mattress - US $ 1800.00. If interested please call 081511120485 or 576-3745 Large size (36x24x26) Petmate brand Pet Porter. Airline approved.

Separates easily into two nesting halves for easy storage. Rp 450,000 - 08121115071 Body Solid brand multi-station total body weightlifting/fitness machine.

Like-new condition. Great for family, club, group, small office. Originally paid Rp 24 million; will sell for a bargain price of Rp 5 million; moving.

Contact : 08121115071 For sale Matoa golf membership Rp.23 juta and subject to transfer feeâ&#x20AC;&#x153; contact: Mr.roh (081519010575) - rohki@centrin.net.id

Nexian Journey A890. Perfect condition (hardly used). Full set in box and upgraded to Android v2.1 Eclair. Includes 1GB micro SD and 5MP camera for only Rp 1.7 juta or best offer. Requires pickup in Kuningan.

Email hanusz@gmail.com

For Sale: Davinci Furniture â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Used â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Good Condition.

Set 1: IDR 50,000,000. t Bed and mattress (Thomasville Imperial) size 200x200 t %SFTTFS $IBJS r EPPST DBCJOFU t CFE TJEF UBCMFT XJUIPVU UBCMF lamps) Set 2: IDR 50,000,000. t %JOJOH UBCMF DIBJST t $SFEFO[B .JSSPS t $VQCPBSE

Looking for a second-hand clothes dryer. Does anyone have a dryer they want to get rid of? Rainy season and new baby on the way is not looking good for laundry these days! Any leads, please email naomi.bolderhey@gmail. com or call 08111253838. Thanks!

FAMILY CHIROPRACTIC.Professional health-care with experienced practitioners. Careful assessment and individually designed treatment plans. Excellent results with low back and neck pain, shoulder problems, sciatica, disk herniations, headaches and migraine and other

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HOTEL KRISTAL (021) 7507090 Second hand sonny tv 32 inch, in good condition price rp.500.000 , phone 0818830381,08999908691 Looking for a set of left handed gold clubs (second hand) please contact: lia_frese@yahoo.com Jakarta viking welcomes players from all over the globe. As well being a football clup, we offer a social base for our player, most of who come from outside indonesia and we find that our differences in background give us a strong sense of unity. For the coming season 2011/12 we have a team for 11 a-side playing in jakarta international football league (jifl). The club´s home pitch is in south jakarta (cibutat area). We will practice there every saturday at 15:00 hours unless we play matches in jakarta area. For more information, please contact our head coach Jan Gramm; grammjv@yahoo.dk or

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