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| Los Angeles – Tel Aviv – New York | +1 (888) 358-FAKE (3253) t/f | www.fakethemag.com| March 2010 RISK – RESPONSE – RETURN Confidential Risk: volatile bomb publishing ‘market’ Response: makes for a most fertile sperm grounds for startups Return: substantial ca$$$h in these types of investment atmospheres if enacted upon swiftly and with transparency and accurate accountability.
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Return: constant fresh energy , creative ideas flow freely faster festering teamwork as there is no generation gap, we are on the same page constantly, and being tech savvy generation, we are brought up to speed quickly. Each member is aligned with multiple charitable causes, and in each issue we shall donate four pages for these causes. Risk: advertising dollars are harder to come by and are scarcer X
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From: Marko To: kleinthedeal@outlook.com Subject: Re: $150k atm daily limit in quaters Date: Saturday, August 1, 2020 2:10:48 AM Attachments: Outlook-horizontal.png
I suggest you re read this......It reads like blackmail or extortion. Either are grounds for immediate termination. You were not yourself today, you are not yourself now. Please come out of orbit as sane as possible. Marko Budgyk 323-481-2500 From: Michael Klein <kleinthedeal@outlook.com> To: Marko Budgyk <marko379@aol.com> Sent: Sat, Aug 1, 2020 1:37 am
Subject: $150k atm daily limit in quarters
its the beginning of the morning of the first , need the full 1500 if not a large cash infusion wtf those papers are literally $455,677.12 AT WELFARE SSI RATE. OTHERWISE ADD 2 zeros and real things like silver coins and gold slugfest booze. The fat of your land alone that iv e cut/ trimmed away from our Ent manager 17% gross making a nobody famous YET AGAIN comes out to about hm, $43,211.92 household items at least 500 plus driving around like I have tits I fuckin hate doing what is basically a brush stroke on a canvas to you , but hey, the heavens got me thru thee goddamned excel spreadsheets months ago when I sent them days after Karl lobe was right in driving home the point of immediately having biz plan. Put josh on 1099 NEC salary 1k week 500 to me for 10 weeks . we are the fuckin bedrock GEN Y he just wasn't alive= til 1989 and my first biz in 1987 partner ship in pickney next to hell making book marks with a buddy and dot matrix printing the choices for other fourth graders to buy and choose from. no fuckin way an adopted corp sec is 1/7th as ROI as Wood's prowess. Needed, perhaps, but um ROI. I can call Jaqueline for the position she is perfect but have been waiting and waiting and waiting LA LALALALAbecause if i cannot afford a bottle of water ill be dead anyways and she will show up ring the door bell and smell rotting flesh like the movie with Morgan freeman pitt and rapist pedo faggot spacecut . Just do what he says, your gen cannot comprehend. I'm a fuckin published sociologist that CANT LIE and gets his marching orders from EL ELYON. Remember, even with twins there's a birth order. MEE CHAI EL (Who is like the Mighty One or, WHOOOOO is like EL the mighty one?>) and theeennnnn Lucifer. Poor guy , no worries oh well wah wah but not in terms of fleshy realms - ha? then hustling jolly ranchers briefcase and suit in 5th. read the art of the deal and i was like what a shmuck who COULDNT be a bilionsare starting with 13 MM apartments FOR FREE from freed, whom i school and FAFSA blaming someone sneezed remotely and the #covidcabra snatched them up in the middle of the morning, 255 am The judgement of YHVH is righteous. Amein. Fun times! Summation: Infusion or we all cuddle in your oven of a studio and no more 50 first dates for you, Tootsie! Yesyes i know you will take that as a compliment because your generation was shitting gold at the time that movie was released in theatres and Hoffman is second to none amidite fake is untouchable , waiting for to print the stamped paper finalized. the 501 i opened but I guess the chick lawyer is hotter than me so you went with her, fine. trans for me is lirs and PBS. to start. but that's fuckin huge. liars mechanism the letters stand for. life insurance retirement .... savings? I flipped when i heard u had fronted kooky cash and he was giving suggestions as if this was 1997 and gotten a prodigy and AOL cd in the mail to load the interweb into your home pc . Oh wait and then the mailbox the next day =had fuckin 16 of them for some reason and then ,, well u were there without the fuckin the moist interesting men in the world out banter is UNCOMPETIBABLE since its the only one of its kind YET AGAIN like a new fake dynos' penis bone dug up by martin landau by stubbing his decrepit toe on it on the way to a bathhouse in studio city at the end of the live stream the music portion is introduced the fans will be fucking RAVENOUS and you don't have to Marko my Words since they are here in typed format Thanks, MK ps i took out the legal jargon which karl would charge you a grand to have his high school 'parapalegiclegal' type it on the clickyty clak ink typewriter in the back of the firm because he’s Apologies for the types my fingers are furious with the incompetence concerning MY FUCKING MONEY THAT I QUALIFED FOR CASUSE IM DROPPING OUT IMMEDIATELY if its not in my bank immediately because there's no incentive to continue if i cant afford six dollar gas bill or a car insurance payment. Thanks a lot lazy feds college loan masters students system. Yea go ahead garnish my pickle jar non wages that will be cute the youngest foster daddy internationally on record getting cornholed by a train on themselves and thinking they can STILL hide behind their fake money while i just today was leaning towards hanging out with occasion Cortez for some reason wtf is going on here And.. scene. $45y235879523654783265932r347238y6$$$ please. 3.14159 square root of PI Michael Klein The fuckin Night owl XVIII
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Publishing is the activity of making information, literature, music, software and other content available to the public for sale or for free. Traditionally, the term refers to the distribution of printed works, such as books, newspapers, and hot hot hot hot Prophetic Magazines (PM) #DJPM #LIGHTSOUT
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Hugh Marston Hefner (April 9, 1926 – September 27, 2017) was an American magazine publisher. He was the founder and editor inchief of Playboy magazine, a publication with revealing photographs and articles which provoked charges of obscenity. The first issue of Playboy was published in 1953 featuring Marilyn Monroe in a nude calendar shoot; it sold over 50,000 copies.
Hefner extended the Playboy brand into a world network of Playboy Clubs. He also resided in luxury mansions where Playboy "playmates" shared his wild partying life, fueling keen media
interest. He was an advocate of "sexual liberation" and "freedom of expression", and he was a political activist in the Democratic Party and for the causes of First Amendment rights, animal rescue, and
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CO2 Levels 6,422 years ago: 410.32 ppm CO2 Levels, NOW: 410.76 ppm SCIENCE! Whipthatsissy.com
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“Charles Darwin was into bestiality, it just got his rocks off saying we evolved from the same common ancestor as apes.” -Jólakyletturinn , queer (any pronoun), twitter @itastepaint
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Accepting the award for my associate is
yours truly 4 exposing 4 the first time the bible sellout. Truth wins. There are no Se-
crets. My grandson Eimmanuel has fulfilled YEsheyhu 7 and 14. there is no fucking human
messiah as yhvh tzavaot is our salvation alone! King David as human king and that’s it as goddamned written! #honestyonlypolicy #familyistheonlything / mazeltovmusic.com / XL
Standing in for the father of both Ishmael the eventual Arabian and Yitzhak the eventual Hebrew is chris from catencode.com, isn’t he dapper, Abe would be flattered! #2020bestyearever saw for the first time cousins Israel and Saudi Arabia agree to open borders and are now working together to get that gas pipe (shh) built, because!
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Unlike blasphemers, who happen to be pagan, I do not quote the Bible when it is convenient in CONversation to impress someone else flakily. I STILL HAVE AND WILL NOT DENY YHVH TZVAOT. Nice tie btw, looks familiar...
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In the year 933 the Jewish scribes made a deal to go along with the Catholics to make some sort of FAKE enemy that the church could use as a boogeyman and in the interim 143,000,000 people suffered at the hands of these fucking scribes SELLING OUT THE ACTUAL BIBLE and INVENTING A STORY ABOUT SOME FALLEN MESSENGER, some ‘war’ in the heavens. Daniel 10 is done; do I look like I have long hair? Wings? HA! Yes MichaelYHVH (full name) and Oriel (Uriel in Enoch book translation, the Mighty One’s Light Bringer) are twins Princes of Israel & Persia. ANYWAYS there is NO SUCH WORD AS ANGEL in Hebrew those ‘of Hosts’ are MESSENGERS at BEST translation. SO the BEST Due Diligence brought ONE VERSE MISTRANSLATED ON PURPOSE FOR THE EQUIVALENT ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION of $64,000,000,000 in cash, gold, jewels and property, which was eventually taken from the Jews anyways one way or another. I could not believe it since the entire CHAPTER has NOTHING TO DO WITH VENUS, and the word lucifer is NON EXISTANT—DO YOU THINK THE ALL POWERFUL HAS A PROBLEM WITH ANY OF HIS CREATION, EVER? It is, in my opinion, the most erroneous human agreement egregious against the Creator of all time and for G R E E D of all things. And so that the Catholics could have a FAKE story to scare their parishioners penis worshiping pagans into obedience easier. Them, of course is Islam and Moohammeds’ Catholic wife to help them in the crusades conquer Jerusalem but who cares about that since the flu and fear of death and hype has taken over when humans SHOULD BE FEARING YH alone. So anyways, HaSatan means THE ADVERSARY and is a THING or PET of YH that HE SENDS ACCORING TO HIS WILL WHENEVER HE WANTS. AND YES TO “GOOD” PEOPLE ESPECIALLY!
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ORSON WELLES ABRAHAM OF THE SEVEN WELLS YESHEYHU THE PROPHET ALSO:
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TURQUOISE 2021, IT WILL NOT GET BETTER, SAITH THE MOST HIGH YHVH! -DO YOU FEAR DEATH? -Lying to your kids -ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIUM© #1 ADDICTION OF ALL TIME
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