FAKE Magazine 10th ANNIVERSARY / ISSUE TWO

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BOARD OF ADVISORS

Publisher: Michael Klein thepublisher@fakeisreal.com

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Before 1925 birth: Gen. A 1925-1945: Golden 1946-1960: Worst gen, BABY BUSTERS

1961-1977: Boomer ass kisser's aka GenX 1978-1998: GenY Millennial term made up by liberals to sell books it is bullshit. 1999-2019: Z / 2020-2040 if we survive: A

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Probability and Statistics is the only REAL MATH. MORE PEOPLE DIE FROM EVERYTHING ELSE than from this latest strand of the flu virus. Do you enjoy him mocking your bullshit compliance masks that make it hard to breathe in? On the FAKE site there is this same diagram, you are more likely to die falling out of a balcony and especially riding in a car or DRUNK DRIVING etc. This type of hysteria was seen after the 9-11 attack mass panic everywhere, and also brings back memories of Orson Welles and War of the Worlds broadcast on CBS radio, Haloween week 1939. They even so told folks it was fiction yet some didn’t hear and many ran for the stills. Fucking stop. Just stop. YHVH The Mighty One is the Owner, the One in control and he sent pumpkin head on the covers there as just a start to see who would turn to bullshit science and who would pray instead. I have eaten my boogers since kindergarten and come to find out that is the best auto-inoculation a human could get, I am immune to the flu. Yes this is page 19. My CIRICULUM VITAE (CV) would choke an elephant. #limes4thecure #fakeisreal . Motherfking focus on MENTAL ILLNESS STIGMA, (nami.org) which is getting worse and worse in USA every year. Mental patients should NEVER EVER have guns, and anyone that sells to them also 10 year min. felony. Everyone else can have a million guns yippie skippie kaye-aye mother duckers! Sup Nugent! Fuck you mike millionaire moore fuckin idiot blob!

-MK

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Bitcoin or Bustcoin? Digital Gold versus Physical Gold Source: www.coindesk introduced in 2009 and initially sold for roughly 6 cents. That same coin tod increase in its short 8 years. In 2017 alone, Bitcoin has traded from a low of currencies have been created worth a combined $500 Billion. This would ma market in history. By comparison, over the same time frame, the best perfor which have achieved a roughly 8 times increase in price. 2 | P a g e Bitcoin or companied by breathtaking volatility, a fancy word for the degree of price ri Bitcoin has also suffered a series of sharp crashes led by a 94% wipeout during

fans point to the meteoric price rise and believe the market’s collective wisdom is sp high as $1Million per coin. (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-12-17/whitneyDetractors call Bitcoin a fraud, a Ponzi scheme or just a giant speculative bubble refl They believe the intrinsic value is ZERO and ultimately the coin will be worthless. Th objective means to support the increase in “value”. The sources from which Bitcoin c investor community largely confuses price and value. So, what exactly is Bitcoin? Wh Bitcoin is believed to be the future preferred medium of exchange because it’s decen as a series of data entries stored in a “wallet” on a mobile device or computer. The wa fer the coins electronically. The holder must control a type of password called a “priv

pending transactions into a bundle or a “block”. Once completed, each block earn both a transaction fee and additional new Bitcoins for assembling and to be currently 16.5 million coins while the ultimate total is limited to 21 mil sued grows from the mining or processing of transactions, the amount of ne process of creating new bitcoin progressively becomes more expensive. Thi as the in-ground supply shrinks. Currently, it is estimated that the 21 million to ever reach the utility of the Dollar or Gold, it might be more justifiable to supply as proxies for maximum upside potential. Applying this methodology ever mined) while using M1 suggests $1.8 Trillion (or half the M1 money supply)

growth of 300,000 times its price while AT BEST no more than a 3 to 6

sidered great proxies, the value indication would be substantially less. While Bitcoin coupled from any type of objective measure of performance or utility. The risk is qui usefulness and acceptance steadily improves. Transaction volume for Bitcoin has inc factor of 1500 times. Thus, the evidence is strong that Bitcoin HAS been more a med great transactions and network stats can be found here: (https://blockchain.info/cha term upside potential and leaves no room for error. In the short run, BTC can trade m burst, most of the internet companies failed, but left a few strong survivors. The

sidered. Thus, we can conclude that at current prices, Bitcoin’s price risk vas

go wrong taking profits EARLY.

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k.com Introduction The first crypto-currency, known as Bitcoin (BTC), was day now fetches approximately $19,000 sporting a monstrous 300,000-fold roughly $800 to a high of about $19,000. More than 1300 of these digital ake the crypto or digital currency sector probably the most spectacular bull rming larger stocks would include Nasdaq juggernauts Apple and Amazon r Bustcoin? December 21, 2017 The increase in price, however, has been acisk. Moves of 20% or greater within 24 hours are not that uncommon.

g 2011. Projections for the future of BTC are extremely varied. A growing legion of peaking loudly. Bulls expect prices to continue their accelerated rise with targets as -tilson-im-calling-top-cryptocurrencymadness-admits-bitcoin-could-hit-1-mill) flecting the madness of crowds rather than the revolution in how business is done. e wide disparity in perception is the result of the quantum leap in price without any could derive value as well as its inherent risks are largely ignored by its holders. The hat are its sources of value? Can value be objectively measured? Bitcoin Basics ntralized, electronic and bypasses traditional banks. Entirely virtual, Bitcoin exists allet is an app analogous to a physical wallet in that it is required to store and transvate key”. Transactions are processed by “miners” who aggregate many

k is added to a cumulative ledger which is known as a “blockchain”. Miners processing each block of transactions. The total issued supply is believed llion. 3 | P a g e Bitcoin or Bustcoin? December 21, 2017 As the amount isew Bitcoin rewarded to the miners per block decreases over time. Thus, the s is analogous to mining physical gold which costs more to mine per ounce n coin limit will be reached by roughly 2140. Since Bitcoin is highly unlikely place price targets at half of the total value of Gold and half of M1 money y to Gold indicates a target value of $1Trillion (or half the value of total Gold

), AT MOST. Think of it this way: Bitcoin has already incorporated 6 times increase is left to be realized. If Visa or Mastercard were also conn’s market value appears to be at extreme premium levels, price has completely deite high that BTC could also decouple in the other direction, i.e. losing value while its creased over the last five years by a factor of 9 while the coin price has soared by a dium of zealous speculation than any kind of valuable payment mechanism. Some arts) Bitcoin’s current market value appears to more than incorporate any nearmuch higher and even exceed any conceivable notion of value. As the dotcom bubble

e probability that Bitcoin could fail is material but remains mostly unconstly exceeds the potential for further significant gains. Investors can never

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They’re young, they’re brash, they’re smart—and they’re 77-million strong. Generation Y is creating startups at an unprecedented rate, and their approach to business is unlike anything you’ve seen. The generation described by the media as spoiled, entitled, even narcissistic, is proving these notions false every day. Inspired by the rockstar entrepreneurs of previous generations and driven by a burning desire to (surrender) control (of) their own destinies, GenY is rewriting the entrepreneurial playbook one cool startup at a time. Inc. magazine writer Donna Fenn interviewed more than 150 young CEOs to learn what makes them tick.

While upstarts are motivated by similar aspirations of past generations, their way of doing business is radically different—and it’s changing the way everyone must do business now. Upstarts examines and analyzes this entrepreneurial revolution to reveal eight critical lessons every entrepreneur and marketer must learn. Fenn describes a generation of entrepreneurs that is highly collaborative and team-oriented. It’s quick and alert when it comes to new technologies. It’s hell-bent on changing the world. And it’s totally impatient with outmoded business models. The sooner you adapt to the new way of business, the greater chance you have to grow and profit in the years ahead.

venting your company Misreading GenY companies could be the biggest business mistake you ever make. This forward-looking book serves both as a heads-up to the far-reaching changes coming your way and as a detailed guide to meeting the resulting challenges. The upstarts are here to stay. Are you? Table of contents Introduction: The Upstarts are Coming! Generation Y is creating an entrepreneurial revolution Chapter One: Extreme Collaboration The most collaborative generation in history uses cooperation to compete / Chapter Two: It’s All Geek to Me Technology is the great enabler, and the best differentiator / Chapter Three: The Next Top Model Status quo is a no go; alternative business models rule. Chapter Four: Talkin’ ‘Bout My Generation: Insider market intelligence gives Upstarts a leg up / Chapter Five: Brand New World Upstarts go where no brand has gone before / Chapter Six: Good Equals Great Capitalism and social mission make a lovely couple / Chapter Seven: The Future of Work Upstart companies are dynamic, flexible, demanding, meritocratic, fun, and participative / Chapter Eight: Morphing, Scaling, and Growing Up How Upstarts companies evolve, grow, and raise the bar. Biographical note: Donna Fenn is the author of Alpha Dogs: How Your Small Business Can Become a Leader of the Pack and a contributing writer at Inc. magazine. An expert on small business trends and entrepreneurship for more than 20 years, she is also a community leader on Work.com, a featured expert on SBTV.com, and a blogger on Inc.com. She lives in Pelham, NY, with her husband, Guian Heintzen, and is the proud mom of two GenYers.

For more information, go to Upstarts.com.

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For the glory of YHVH The Mighty One of Israel shines upon His Creation, let us REJOICE and BE GLAD IN THIS HIS POWER, ETERNAL! We close out the 10th anniversary/ Second Issue, next one will be October 31st YH Willing, with beautiful scenery from across the United States which should remind us all that ourselves, offspring, pets, bills, etc., are just not as important as our selfish minds think they are. As for me, I shall praise and continue to serve YHVH TZAVAOT the best that He allows me to. Psalm 68:5, PERIOD. #fakeisreal #honestyonlypolicy #limes4thecure www.fakeisreal.com, completely diff experience there, sign up for a 13-issue yellow yearly sub don’t be cheap. Yum! SPECIAL PERK$ IM NOT MESSING AROUND ITS OVER. –MK

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