FORM & FUNCTION

FORM & FUNCTION: How to dress like a... INDIE BAND STAN

Flannel: Did you know black isn’t actually a color? It’s the absence of color. I learned that in my Design Theory

class last semester. It changed my life.

The Story So Far shirt: Oh you’ve never heard of them? I’m not surprised. I’m a trendsetter when it comes to new bands and music. I’m like the human embodiment of Spotify Discovery.

Beanie: This beanie was given to me by the love of my life, that I met at a Neutral Milk Hotel concert,

when we were both on acid. Too bad I never got her name.

Wire earbuds: Because I refuse to give into Capitalism and support Apple by buying Airpods. I prefer the analogue lifestyle. I still have an iPhone and Macbook though.

Cuffed jeans: These bad boys absolutely radiate sexual energy. Girls can’t get ENOUGH of me when I cuff my jeans four times.

White converse: These babies are timeless. I actually think that sometimes the most unoriginal thing you can wear is paradoxically the MOST original thing. I was high in Amsterdam when I thought of that. You’re welcome.