O S s ’ t a h t Of
Volume 99 The Senior Issue 11 May 2018
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Hi.Life
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SENIORS
Madeline Antey Editor-in-Chief / 4 years on staff
University of Missouri-Kansas City / Pre-Law and Journalism Life Goal: Crush the patriarchy Favorite Hi.Life Memory: Interviewing the new
superintendent, Dennis Carpenter, directly after he was announced at an LSR7 press conference. Favorite Quote: “No one can make you feel inferior
Sierra Terry
Story Ideas Editor / 4 years on staff Missouri Southern State University / Nursing Life Goal: Live with no regrets Favorite Hi.Life Memory: Picking up 75 Happy Meals
from McDonald’s for the Hi.Life holiday party.
Favorite Quote: “Either get busy living or get busy
dying”- Stephen King
without your consent,” -Eleanor Roosevelt
Disney Character I Relate to Most: Ariel
Disney Character I Relate to Most: Sleeping Beauty
Favorite Disney Show: Hannah Montana
Favorite Disney Show: Hannah Montana
Favorite Disney Villain: Ursala
Favorite Disney Villain: Maleficent
Molly Goetz
Copy Editor / 4 years on staff University of Arkansas / History
David Perkins
Staff Photographer / 3 years on staff Northwest Missouri State University/ Undecided
Life Goal: To find a cause worth living and, if the
Life Goal: Get a job doing something that impacts the
Favorite Hi.Life Memory: Hi-Life Christmas Parties
Favorite Hi.Life Memory: J-Day
Favorite Quote: “Do the scary thing first and get
Favorite Quote: - “I only love my bed and my momma,
Disney Character I Relate to Most: Rapunzle
Disney Character I Relate to Most: All the princes
Favorite Disney Show: Kim Possible
Favorite Disney Show: Phineas & Ferb
Favorite Disney Villain: Hades
Favorite Disney Villain: Doofensmirtz
need arose, dying for.
scared later,” -Lemony Snicket
world.
I’m sorry,” -Drake
Elizabeth Marszalek Cartoonist / 4 years on staff University of Missouri-Columbia / Animation and Literature Life Goal: Work in an animation firm Favorite Hi.Life Memory: Winning my All-Missouri
award at JDay this year
Favorite Quote: - “I am so clever that sometimes I
don’t understand a single word of what I am saying,” -Oscar Wilde Disney Character I Relate to Most: Belle Favorite Disney Show: Wizards of Waverly Place Favorite Disney Villain: Hades
Written and Designed by: Sierra Terry
SENIOR SPOTIFY PLAYLIST Get ready for life after high school with this graduation playlist. Revisit some classics from the class of 2018’s earlier days. All can be found (with additional tracks) on the official Hi-Life Spotify page.
Throwback Music
The Early 2000’s Have Never Felt This Good
Titanium (feat.Sia) David Guetta
Where Is the Love? The Black Eyed Peas
Replay Iyaz
Dynamite Taio Cruz
I’m yours Jason Mraz
Forget You CeeLo Green
Tic Toc Ke$sha
Hood Goes Crazy Tech N9ne
Mr.Brightside The Killers
Fire Flies Owl City
Kiss Me Thru the Phone Soulja Boy Tell’ Em
Stero Heart (Ft. Adam Levine) Gym Class Heroes
Dead and Gone T.I
DJ Got US Fallin’ In Love Usher
Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects
Bed Rock Young Money
Nothing on You B.oB
Habits (Stay High) Tove Lo
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SENIOR SUPERLATIVES: THESE SENIORS HAVE INCREDIBLE QUALITIES. THROUGH TWO ROUNDS OF VOTING, WEEKS OF CAMPAIGNING, AND CLOSE RACES THESE SENIORS HAVE PREVAILED AS THE BEST OF THE BEST.
Class Clown
Most Likely to Succeed
Life of the Party
Most Athletic
Best Car
Best Dressed
Best Eyes
Most Changed
Best Hair
Most Unforgettable
Best Smile
Most Unique
Most likely to sleep through an earthquake
Best Friendship
Best Couple
Most Involved
Best Laugh
Most likely to survive the Hunger Games
Most Opiniorated
Most likely to be on Broadway
Best Entertainer
Most Spirited
Most Accident Prone
Most Gullible
Most likely to be the next Bill Gates
Most likely to be President
Most Upbeat
Most likely to be a motivational speaker
Most likely to make Millions
Most Creative
Most likely to be famous
Most likely be become an evil scientist
Most likely to break a world record
Most likely to get married first
Most likely to move out of the country
Most Intellegent
Most likely to be late to their own wedding
Biggest Over Achiever
Most likely to win a Nobel Prize
Best Artist
Most Introverted
Most likely to have 10 kids
Most likely to win the lottery and lose the ticket
Best person to be stranded on an island with
Most Ambitious
Best Social Media
Most likely to win an olympic gold medal
Most Outgoing
Most likely to be covered in Tattoos
Most likely to win the Voice
Most likely to win Chopped
Most likely to save the planet
Most likely to stay in LS
Most likely to win an Oscar
Most likely to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
Most likely to be a supermodel
Most likely to be a teacher
Most likely to Write a Best Seller
Most Dependable
Most likely to be a Politician
Most Musically Inclined
Class Activist
Most Generous
Most likely to Host a Talkshow
Most Superlatives Won
David Perkins: “I was a hoey then and I’m a honey now”
Ross Dodd: “I think my biggest acomplishment was growing facial hair”
Joey Belmore: “All though I got taller, I never really straighted out.
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THE REPLACEMENTS: THESE SENIORS DID PUBERTY RIGHT. THEY WERE REPLACED BY MORE ATTRACTIVE VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES.
Kate Lindstrom: “I just started to become more comfotrtable with who I am and decided to stop trying to be somone I’m not” Aubrey Wright: “I was hotter in middle school”
NaNari Barrero:“Jokes on you I’m still ugly I just found better lighting”
Madeline Antey: “I’m wearing a lot less eyeliner, but I’m only a little bit less depressed”
THE SENIORS ARE MOVING ON TO BIGGER THINGS. LSHS LEAVES ITS MARK ALL OVER THE USA.
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MISSOURI Univesity of Missouri Columbia Sarah Gauger Jake Chojnacki Mackenzie Gettel Elizabeth Marszalek Lauren Helm Jason Graves Sara Burnham Brittany Ruff Aaron Eschliman Gavin Curless Peter Christy Charlie Rao Emma Melton Joshua Engle Jaclynn Berry Korey Smalls Abigail Ervin Kevin Hahn Joey Belmore Quentin Meyrand Seth Turner Amanda Evans Andrew Mitchell Joe Licata Mackenzie Kreebill Missouri State University Bryce Upton Peyton Reeves Anissa Shelby Brayden Keller Taylor Sallis Karam Qaoud Sara George Wren Cooper Olivia Rodriguez Jacob Mehrer Bibiana Blahutova Gabriel Mann Erin Roberts Kennedy Buckner Haylee Steinhauer Hunter Kelly Taylor Sallis Drury University
Aubrey Bauman Kansas City Art Institute Jeff Livingston Jerrica Patterson William Jewell Noah Burton Evan Sanders Justine Marsac Missouri S&T Jake Wilson Andy Huffman Kyle Greenwald Lauren Sheeder University of Central Missouri Kaylee Bake Ben Weaver Kate Lindstrom Ashlyn Cook Emma Ciafello Madison Heeney Ashley Tubbs Logan Pottortt Sydney Kerley Riley Wilson Jordan Thomas Grace Hoffman Lilly Wald Nataly Mallma Maddie Fann Amanda Tubbs Ashley Waisner Mackenzie O’Connor Courtney Lillard Jared Ash Tabrian Cottini Zachary Burton Jackson McGuire Walker Bouska Claire Raymond Dawson Buhr Anthony Mixon MCC- Longview Sydney Mitchell Haley Cohn Catherine Klingsick Sherelle Jackson
Corbin Elliot Sydney Grist Caitlin DeDonder Brendon Lesue Madysen Bresette Zane Moriarty Josh Herron Trevor Langenbahn David Eubank Ethan Wilkes Ben Carlyle-Ellebracht Selena Garcia Joseph Prohaska Alexander Powell Aubriana Manning Emily Lopez Hannah Hadley Makayla Barker Kaiden Lennard Justyn Barker Abby Roumas Connor Mears Betty Ngoyen Cayla Billings Arlee Drouare Robert Lopez Morgan Jackson Morgan Blancett Serenity Partridge Maria Mendez Alexa Morton Tristan McIntyre Jancaplo Lau Elizabeth Janusik Vianey Lopez Grady Ray Seth Romi Kyle Andes Zachary Cate University of Missouri - Kansas City Marissa Kramer Nick Jones Shelby Flowers Amy Liu Olivia Pittard Ignacio Cabero Isaac Lundergan Phaedra Lauck Dakota Moore-Porter Maddy Brown Maddy Antey Noah Baker Jennifer Fraley Sara Alley Amanda Sampson Maple Woods Kat Green MO Valley Zacareonna Alvarez Missouri Western University Summer Thornton Alyssa Hatch Rockhurst JT Cornelius Emily Valdez Joseph Vandenbos Rachel Moore Truman Collin Hansen Brenna Nevels Derek Empson Michael Garrett Central Methodist Mackenzie Karim St. Wikes College Lily Akins Hannibal La Grange University Christian Crone Harris-Stowe State Latia Miller Missouri Southern State University Sierra Terry Anthony Whitney Northwest Missouri State Layne Breneman David Perkins SW Baptist U Wendy Lloyd W MO State U Nada Zemmouri L’Ecole
Lauren Mason Ozarks Tech College Liz Bresky KANSAS University of Kansas Tay Russell Mariam Rice Andrew Collins K ansas State University Erik Holm Victor Hochstetler Katie Laddish Coffeyville Community College Brooke Benton Wichita State Madison Spedding Ethan Parkinson Johnson County Community College Chazli Turner Fort Scott Community College Andrew White Baker University Lauren Eason ARKANSAS University of Arkansas Julie Sexton Anna Erich Danielle Gorman Izzy Shackleford Lauren Zellers Olivia Lett Lauren Lagan Brianne Weeda Molly Goetz Johanna Holmberg John Brown University Priscilla Diaz IDAHO Brigham Young University Sophie Larsen Elizabeth Fisk
NEBRASKA Nebraska Wesigan University Taylor Stout University of Nebraska - Lincoln Ethan Henry Zoe Balistreri Isabella Hess Michaela Fisher Lindsey Allin TEXAS Baylor University KC Lightfoot Southern Methodist University Amy Tippin IOWA Iowa State Caroline Franciskato Clarke University Sean Getchell ARIZONA Arizona State Parker Dunlap Arizona University Shaylyn McKenna Grand Canyon University Aubrey Wright OKLAHOMA Oklahoma University Trinity Loftler Oklahoma Baptist University Riley Davenport Oklahoma State University Sarah Sherman Langston University Taiesha Chairs CALIFORNIA Pepperdine Anahi Casas-Perez Jack Gerding Concordia University Abby Smith TENNESSEE Belmont University Paul Orr Faith O’Connor ILLINOIS West Illinois University TJ Kennedy Augustana College Hannah Collins MICHIGAN Ferris State University Trevor Emerson SOUTH DAKOTA South Dakota State University Jeff Scott MASSACHUSETTS Boston Conservatory Robert Bruce NEW YORK Canisius College Deborah Trout TECH SCHOOL Clayton Bennett Riley Neal Morgan Crick Justin Stamm MILITARY Tayah Bates Austin Bokay Matthew SmithSpangler Liam Gray Caitlyn Summers Corbin DeBoer Anna Roumas Caleb Green Nicholas Schumacher WORK FORCE Jack Marcum Natalie Walczak Alex Diaz Brett Moody Dillon Elder
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SENIOR
DID YOU ENJOY HIGH SCHOOL?
SURVEY 269 SENIORS SURVERYED
NO 22.3% DOES DOC FAULK KNOW YOUR NAME?
ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?
YES 93.7%
WERE YOU MOST INVOLVED IN...
YES 77.7%
WERE YOU EVER NOMINATED FOR A DANCE ROYAL COURT?
NO 6.3%
HAVE YOU EVER PARKED IN THE TEACHER’S LOT?
WHICH YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL WAS THE HARDEST?
12.3%
20.5%
40.3%
26.9%
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? WHAT IS THE LATEST TIME YOU’VE BEEN IN THE SCHOOL?
5 6 7 ARE YOU LEFT-HANDED OR RIGHT-HANDED?
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12.9% 8 4.2% 9 3.4% 10 -
6.8% 17.5% 55.1%
NO 63.6%
HAS A TEACHER MADE A POSITIVE IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
YES 44.6% NO 55.4% DID YOU STAY SINGLE ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL?
YES 36.4%
HOW MANY PROM DANCES DID YOU ATTEND?
WILL YOU MISS HIGH SCHOOL?
YES 28%
NO 31.7%
MAYBE 40.3%
0 1 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STUCK 4 IN A SCHOOL ELEVATOR?
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23.4% 2 35.7% 3 -
- 31.6% - 7.1% 2.2%
WHICH CHANNEL DID YOU PREFER GROWING UP? 41.9% 31.3% 26.8%
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