Senior Issue 2018

O S s ’ t a h t Of

Volume 99 The Senior Issue 11 May 2018

Cover by: Madeline Antey

Hi.Life

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SENIORS

Madeline Antey Editor-in-Chief / 4 years on staff

University of Missouri-Kansas City / Pre-Law and Journalism Life Goal: Crush the patriarchy Favorite Hi.Life Memory: Interviewing the new

superintendent, Dennis Carpenter, directly after he was announced at an LSR7 press conference.

Favorite Quote: “No one can make you feel inferior

Sierra Terry

Story Ideas Editor / 4 years on staff Missouri Southern State University / Nursing Life Goal: Live with no regrets Favorite Hi.Life Memory: Picking up 75 Happy Meals

from McDonald’s for the Hi.Life holiday party.

Favorite Quote: “Either get busy living or get busy

dying”- Stephen King

without your consent,” -Eleanor Roosevelt

Disney Character I Relate to Most: Ariel

Disney Character I Relate to Most: Sleeping Beauty

Favorite Disney Show: Hannah Montana

Favorite Disney Show: Hannah Montana

Favorite Disney Villain: Ursala

Favorite Disney Villain: Maleficent

Molly Goetz

Copy Editor / 4 years on staff University of Arkansas / History

David Perkins

Staff Photographer / 3 years on staff Northwest Missouri State University/ Undecided

Life Goal: To find a cause worth living and, if the

Life Goal: Get a job doing something that impacts the

Favorite Hi.Life Memory: Hi-Life Christmas Parties

Favorite Hi.Life Memory: J-Day

Favorite Quote: “Do the scary thing first and get

Favorite Quote: - “I only love my bed and my momma,

Disney Character I Relate to Most: Rapunzle

Disney Character I Relate to Most: All the princes

Favorite Disney Show: Kim Possible

Favorite Disney Show: Phineas & Ferb

Favorite Disney Villain: Hades

Favorite Disney Villain: Doofensmirtz

need arose, dying for.

scared later,” -Lemony Snicket

world.

I’m sorry,” -Drake

Elizabeth Marszalek Cartoonist / 4 years on staff University of Missouri-Columbia / Animation and Literature Life Goal: Work in an animation firm Favorite Hi.Life Memory: Winning my All-Missouri

award at JDay this year

Favorite Quote: - “I am so clever that sometimes I

don’t understand a single word of what I am saying,” -Oscar Wilde Disney Character I Relate to Most: Belle Favorite Disney Show: Wizards of Waverly Place Favorite Disney Villain: Hades

Written and Designed by: Sierra Terry

SENIOR SPOTIFY PLAYLIST Get ready for life after high school with this graduation playlist. Revisit some classics from the class of 2018’s earlier days. All can be found (with additional tracks) on the official Hi-Life Spotify page.

Throwback Music

The Early 2000’s Have Never Felt This Good

Titanium (feat.Sia) David Guetta

Where Is the Love?

The Black Eyed Peas

Replay Iyaz

Dynamite Taio Cruz

I’m yours Jason Mraz

Forget You CeeLo Green

Tic Toc Ke$sha

Hood Goes Crazy Tech N9ne

Mr.Brightside The Killers

Fire Flies Owl City

Kiss Me Thru the Phone Soulja Boy Tell’ Em

Stero Heart (Ft. Adam Levine) Gym Class Heroes

Dead and Gone T.I

DJ Got US Fallin’ In Love Usher

Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects

Bed Rock Young Money

Nothing on You B.oB

Habits (Stay High) Tove Lo

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SENIOR SUPERLATIVES: THESE SENIORS HAVE INCREDIBLE QUALITIES. THROUGH TWO ROUNDS OF VOTING, WEEKS OF CAMPAIGNING, AND CLOSE RACES THESE SENIORS HAVE PREVAILED AS THE BEST OF THE BEST.

Class Clown

Most Likely to Succeed

Life of the Party

Most Athletic

Best Car

Best Dressed

Best Eyes

Most Changed

Best Hair

Most Unforgettable

Best Smile

Most Unique

Most likely to sleep through an earthquake

Best Friendship

Best Couple

Most Involved

Best Laugh

Most likely to survive the Hunger Games

Most Opiniorated

Most likely to be on Broadway

Best Entertainer

Most Spirited

Most Accident Prone

Most Gullible

Most likely to be the next Bill Gates

Most likely to be President

Most Upbeat

Most likely to be a motivational speaker

Most likely to make Millions

Most Creative

Most likely to be famous

Most likely be become an evil scientist

Most likely to break a world record

Most likely to get married first

Most likely to move out of the country

Most Intellegent

Most likely to be late to their own wedding

Biggest Over Achiever

Most likely to win a Nobel Prize

Best Artist

Most Introverted

Most likely to have 10 kids

Most likely to win the lottery and lose the ticket

Best person to be stranded on an island with

Most Ambitious

Best Social Media

Most likely to win an olympic gold medal

Most Outgoing

Most likely to be covered in Tattoos

Most likely to win the Voice

Most likely to win Chopped

Most likely to save the planet

Most likely to stay in LS

Most likely to win an Oscar

Most likely to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Most likely to be a supermodel

Most likely to be a teacher

Most likely to Write a Best Seller

Most Dependable

Most likely to be a Politician

Most Musically Inclined

Class Activist

Most Generous

Most likely to Host a Talkshow

Most Superlatives Won

David Perkins: “I was a hoey then and I’m a honey now”

Ross Dodd: “I think my biggest acomplishment was growing facial hair”

Joey Belmore: “All though I got taller, I never really straighted out.

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THE REPLACEMENTS: THESE SENIORS DID PUBERTY RIGHT. THEY WERE REPLACED BY MORE ATTRACTIVE VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES.

Kate Lindstrom: “I just started to become more comfotrtable with who I am and decided to stop trying to be somone I’m not” Aubrey Wright: “I was hotter in middle school”

NaNari Barrero:“Jokes on you I’m still ugly I just found better lighting”

Madeline Antey: “I’m wearing a lot less eyeliner, but I’m only a little bit less depressed”

THE SENIORS ARE MOVING ON TO BIGGER THINGS. LSHS LEAVES ITS MARK ALL OVER THE USA.

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MISSOURI Univesity of Missouri Columbia Sarah Gauger Jake Chojnacki Mackenzie Gettel Elizabeth Marszalek Lauren Helm Jason Graves Sara Burnham Brittany Ruff Aaron Eschliman Gavin Curless Peter Christy Charlie Rao Emma Melton Joshua Engle Jaclynn Berry Korey Smalls Abigail Ervin Kevin Hahn Joey Belmore Quentin Meyrand Seth Turner Amanda Evans Andrew Mitchell Joe Licata Mackenzie Kreebill Missouri State University Bryce Upton Peyton Reeves Anissa Shelby Brayden Keller Taylor Sallis Karam Qaoud Sara George Wren Cooper Olivia Rodriguez Jacob Mehrer Bibiana Blahutova Gabriel Mann Erin Roberts Kennedy Buckner Haylee Steinhauer Hunter Kelly Taylor Sallis Drury University

Aubrey Bauman Kansas City Art Institute Jeff Livingston Jerrica Patterson William Jewell Noah Burton Evan Sanders Justine Marsac Missouri S&T Jake Wilson Andy Huffman Kyle Greenwald Lauren Sheeder University of Central Missouri Kaylee Bake Ben Weaver Kate Lindstrom Ashlyn Cook Emma Ciafello Madison Heeney Ashley Tubbs Logan Pottortt Sydney Kerley Riley Wilson Jordan Thomas Grace Hoffman Lilly Wald Nataly Mallma Maddie Fann Amanda Tubbs Ashley Waisner Mackenzie O’Connor Courtney Lillard Jared Ash Tabrian Cottini Zachary Burton Jackson McGuire Walker Bouska Claire Raymond Dawson Buhr Anthony Mixon MCC- Longview Sydney Mitchell Haley Cohn Catherine Klingsick Sherelle Jackson

Corbin Elliot Sydney Grist Caitlin DeDonder Brendon Lesue Madysen Bresette Zane Moriarty Josh Herron Trevor Langenbahn David Eubank Ethan Wilkes Ben Carlyle-Ellebracht Selena Garcia Joseph Prohaska Alexander Powell Aubriana Manning Emily Lopez Hannah Hadley Makayla Barker Kaiden Lennard Justyn Barker Abby Roumas Connor Mears Betty Ngoyen Cayla Billings Arlee Drouare Robert Lopez Morgan Jackson Morgan Blancett Serenity Partridge Maria Mendez Alexa Morton Tristan McIntyre Jancaplo Lau Elizabeth Janusik Vianey Lopez Grady Ray Seth Romi Kyle Andes Zachary Cate University of Missouri - Kansas City Marissa Kramer Nick Jones Shelby Flowers Amy Liu Olivia Pittard Ignacio Cabero Isaac Lundergan Phaedra Lauck Dakota Moore-Porter Maddy Brown Maddy Antey Noah Baker Jennifer Fraley Sara Alley Amanda Sampson Maple Woods Kat Green MO Valley Zacareonna Alvarez Missouri Western University Summer Thornton Alyssa Hatch Rockhurst JT Cornelius Emily Valdez Joseph Vandenbos Rachel Moore Truman Collin Hansen Brenna Nevels Derek Empson Michael Garrett Central Methodist Mackenzie Karim St. Wikes College Lily Akins Hannibal La Grange University Christian Crone Harris-Stowe State Latia Miller Missouri Southern State University Sierra Terry Anthony Whitney Northwest Missouri State Layne Breneman David Perkins SW Baptist U Wendy Lloyd W MO State U Nada Zemmouri L’Ecole

Lauren Mason Ozarks Tech College Liz Bresky KANSAS University of Kansas Tay Russell Mariam Rice Andrew Collins K ansas State University Erik Holm Victor Hochstetler Katie Laddish Coffeyville Community College Brooke Benton Wichita State Madison Spedding Ethan Parkinson Johnson County Community College Chazli Turner Fort Scott Community College Andrew White Baker University Lauren Eason ARKANSAS University of Arkansas Julie Sexton Anna Erich Danielle Gorman Izzy Shackleford Lauren Zellers Olivia Lett Lauren Lagan Brianne Weeda Molly Goetz Johanna Holmberg John Brown University Priscilla Diaz IDAHO Brigham Young University Sophie Larsen Elizabeth Fisk

NEBRASKA Nebraska Wesigan University Taylor Stout University of Nebraska - Lincoln Ethan Henry Zoe Balistreri Isabella Hess Michaela Fisher Lindsey Allin TEXAS Baylor University KC Lightfoot Southern Methodist University Amy Tippin IOWA Iowa State Caroline Franciskato Clarke University Sean Getchell ARIZONA Arizona State Parker Dunlap Arizona University Shaylyn McKenna Grand Canyon University Aubrey Wright OKLAHOMA Oklahoma University Trinity Loftler Oklahoma Baptist University Riley Davenport Oklahoma State University Sarah Sherman Langston University Taiesha Chairs CALIFORNIA Pepperdine Anahi Casas-Perez Jack Gerding Concordia University Abby Smith TENNESSEE Belmont University Paul Orr Faith O’Connor ILLINOIS West Illinois University TJ Kennedy Augustana College Hannah Collins MICHIGAN Ferris State University Trevor Emerson SOUTH DAKOTA South Dakota State University Jeff Scott MASSACHUSETTS Boston Conservatory Robert Bruce NEW YORK Canisius College Deborah Trout TECH SCHOOL Clayton Bennett Riley Neal Morgan Crick Justin Stamm MILITARY Tayah Bates Austin Bokay Matthew SmithSpangler Liam Gray Caitlyn Summers Corbin DeBoer Anna Roumas Caleb Green Nicholas Schumacher WORK FORCE Jack Marcum Natalie Walczak Alex Diaz Brett Moody Dillon Elder

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SENIOR

DID YOU ENJOY HIGH SCHOOL?

SURVEY 269 SENIORS SURVERYED

NO 22.3% DOES DOC FAULK KNOW YOUR NAME?

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?

YES 93.7%

WERE YOU MOST INVOLVED IN...

YES 77.7%

WERE YOU EVER NOMINATED FOR A DANCE ROYAL COURT?

NO 6.3%

HAVE YOU EVER PARKED IN THE TEACHER’S LOT?

WHICH YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL WAS THE HARDEST?

12.3%

20.5%

40.3%

26.9%

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? WHAT IS THE LATEST TIME YOU’VE BEEN IN THE SCHOOL?

5 6 7 ARE YOU LEFT-HANDED OR RIGHT-HANDED?

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12.9% 8 4.2% 9 3.4% 10 -

6.8% 17.5% 55.1%

NO 63.6%

HAS A TEACHER MADE A POSITIVE IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?

YES 44.6% NO 55.4% DID YOU STAY SINGLE ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL?

YES 36.4%

HOW MANY PROM DANCES DID YOU ATTEND?

WILL YOU MISS HIGH SCHOOL?

YES 28%

NO 31.7%

MAYBE 40.3%

0 1 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STUCK 4 IN A SCHOOL ELEVATOR?

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23.4% 2 35.7% 3 -

- 31.6% - 7.1% 2.2%

WHICH CHANNEL DID YOU PREFER GROWING UP? 41.9% 31.3% 26.8%

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