The Pessimist 2018 by ACU Optimist

Something we think is newsworthy Page 3

NEWS

April Fools Day, 2018 | Vol. 106 Issue No: We’ve stopped counting

A student publication of Abilene Christian University making readers mad since 1912

RUSSIANS HACK SA ELECTIONS Page 2

FAKE NEWS PHOTO COURTESY OF A PHOTOSHOP GENIUS Hooters restaurant placed an advertisement on the scoreboard at Wildcat Stadium, just months after the university warned students against working there.

CALENDAR 3/24 •

•

Athletic event to try to get students at sports events Random Abilene concert

3/25 •

Some social club “charitable” activity

3/27 •

SA lets dogs sit with students in Chapel

3/28 •

Free Chick-Fil-A

•

Event hosted by the Cabinet that no one’s heard about

BOX OFFICE OSCARS $$? 1. Shape of Water $5.6 million 2. Phantom Thread $4.2 million 3. Ladybird

$1.2 million

4. Call Me By Your Name $1 million 5. Darkest Hour $100

∞

DAYS UNTIL

CHAPLAIN HIRED

SPORTS

ACU TO FUND MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL Page 10

Oprah hired as university chaplain BY STUDENT LIFE AND WEIGHT WATCHERS

Despite the prolonged search for a new university chaplain, Chris Riley, vice president of student life, announced Monday former talk show host Oprah Winfrey would be hired starting in the fall of 2018. “Over the years, I’ve told people to follow their dreams,” Winfrey said. “And I’ve told people to follow their hearts. I’m following my heart’s dreams to Abilene, and I couldn’t be happier. The search for chaplain started last May when Jan Meyer left the university to work for Joel Osteen Ministries in Houston. The university considered several qualifications for university chaplain but finally settled on one important focus – healthy microwavable foods. “The biggest adventure

“

you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams,” Winfrey said. “It was nothing short of a joy to find out the position was open and that I was such a good fit for the university.” Winfrey said although she has a dynasty business, her retirement would not be complete without sharing something important with college students. It wasn’t money to help pay for tuition, but rather Weight Watchers meals. Winfrey’s food line, O, That’s Good, with be featured in The Bean, and the Brown Library will house all back issues of Winfrey’s defunct O Magazine. She said she found the application by searching for an alphabetical list of U.S. colleges, and Abilene Christian popped up first. Winfrey said she will be sad to leave Chicago but was convinced by longtime beau Stedman Graham to

move to Abilene, where he earned a social work degree from Hardin-Simmons University. Riley said one factor in Winfrey’s hiring was the potential for adding Graham to the business faculty. “He has 11 self-help, motivational and business books,” Riley said. “Sot this could be a great ‘two-fer.’” Although Winfrey won’t start until next year, she is confident her mentality about the job will go over well with the students. “I’ve always been a generous person, and 55 credits is a lot, so I’m most excited about yelling ‘you get a Chapel credit and you get a Chapel credit’ up and down the corridor of Moody,” Winfrey said. As you might imagine, students are looking forward for the lightened credits load. Senior biblical studies major Jacob Smith said he was already

a “slider-n-glider,” but Winfrey’s giving spirit might keep him and his friends around for the full 30 minutes. “I’m really hoping that Oprah will continue giving out free cars, along with the Chapel credits,” Smith said. “If that’s on the table I might even put my phone down and listen a little.”

name change will only cost money on a few signs here and there across campus. “We really want to be good stewards with our money,” Schubert said. “Some people might be upset, but we have had a name change before, so this is no different than the change from Abilene Christian College.” Schubert said it was important for the word “Christian” to remain in the name of the university because that is still a core part of the university mission and values. However, since the opening of the online and Dallas campuses, the university has moved away from staying connected to Abilene. Anthony said she is very honored and excited to be the new namesake of the university.

“I just can’t believe what a blessing this is,” Anthony said. “I hope students, alumni and everyone in the

ACU community can find a connection to the new name.” New “April” gear will be

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams”

OPRAH WINFREY NATIONAL CELEBRITY

Winfrey has also pitched to Riley the idea of airing Chapel as a live television show, but the office was not sure if that’s in the budget. Winfrey said she’d take care of it.

OPTIMIST@ACU.EDU

ACU renamed April Christian University BY HAL HOOTS

THE EYES AND EARS OF THE OPTIMIST

Starting immediately, the university will no longer be named for its hometown, but will be named for one of its leaders. April Anthony, chair of the Board of Trustees and donor of more than $30 million, will be the university’s new namesake. Now called April Christian University, the school will honor her legacy and her generosity, said university president Dr. Phil Schubert. “This is just another way for us to move into the future with a new name and new leadership for the board,” Schubert said. No logos or symbols will have to be changed, since the school initials are still “ACU.” Schubert said the

W W W. A C U O P T I M I S T. C O M

OPTIMIST@ACU.EDU

FA K E

N E W S

APRIL ANTHONY 1, 2018

City Council to plant flowers in potholes BY STELLA WIESER OXFORD COMMA ENTHUSIAST

This Monday, Abilene City Council announced that the city of Abilene will sponsor f loral arrangements to decorate the city’s numerous potholes. “We debated allocating resources towards fixing the potholes that plague Abilene’s roads,” said Abilene Mayor Anthony Williams, “but this seemed like a far more fun way to deal with the pothole situation.” Members of the city council alongside volunteers from the ACU community plan to begin the decorating campaign Friday. They estimate it will take at least 48 hours straight to fill all the potholes in the town with various f loral arrangements.

“I think this is a great idea,” said Mary Sue, sophomore underwater basket weaving major from Abilene. “Once all the potholes are filled [with f lowers], they will become far more visible to drivers, and lots of car wrecks will be avoided.” Not all of Abilene is on board with the idea, however. “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard,” said long time resident Harold Potter. “I can’t believe the city is using our tax dollars to fund this instead of just using them to fix the roads.” The city will be spending approximately $800,000 on the floral arrangements, all purchased from Bitsy’s Flowers on Campus Court Drive. The money will come straight out of taxpayer’s pockets. “I thought Bitsy’s Flow-

ers closed in 2013,” Potter said, looking confused. Flowers to be placed in the potholes range from hydrangeas to begonias, and the city council will take great care in picking

which flowers will go in each pothole, according to the general atmosphere of each street the potholes are on. Experts were called in to assess how the colors of the flowers will

match the various shades of gray concrete. “I am so excited for this,” Sue said. “The flowers all around town will do so much to increase Abilene’s already exquisite beauty.”

The potholes have declined to comment on how they feel about being filled with flowers. OPTIMIST@ACU.EDU

Russians hack Students’ Association elections BY HALEY REMENAR LEAD CONSPIRATOR

Russian hackers interfered with Students’ Association elections in fall 2017, according to files found on a computer in the library. The files were discovered by an Optimist staff member because an SA officer failed to log out of their Google Drive on a computer in the library. The classified files showed Russian hackers infiltrated the online voting system

during the fall elections for class, academic and residential representatives.

“We do not believe the hacking significantly affected the vote results,”

said SA vice president Julia Kennedy. “Our system was supposed to be foolproof, but we’re still working out some kinks.” Students accessed ballots through an emailed link attached to a Google voting form. Kennedy said Russian hackers could have hacked Google first, then accessed the SA forms. “This is just unacceptable,” said Joe Smith, a junior political science

major from Abilene. “SA should have had better security on all votes, especially for our student body representation.” Smith also said he worries some students will not be interested in voting in spring elections for the executive cabinet because of the incident. Danny Burke, SA executive president, said the executive cabinet is working with Team 55 to create a more secure voting

system. “We will do whatever it takes to ensure a secure system in the next election,” Burke said. “We want students to know that they are safe and that Russian hackers will never again affect our student body.” Abraham Enriquez could not be reached for comment. OPTIMIST@ACU.EDU

Interpretive dispute inspires theological turmoil in CBS

BY HAL HOOTS STAFF REPORTER

A group of students in the Graduate School of Theology have thrown the College of Biblical Studies into tumult by publicly arguing some of the texts that have long been considered sacred by faculty, graduates and students in the college should not be taken literally. The texts being questioned by some include some of the most popular passages included in sermons in recent years, and students walking through the Onstead-Packer Biblical Studies Building have

reported seeing shouting matches between wouldbe preachers and theologians – including accusations of “heresy” and “legalism” from one side or the other. Students on both sides of the debate say it began early in the semester with a Chapel talk by M.Div. candidate Randy Foster, from San Antonio, who asserted that “C.S. Lewis contradicts himself ” in his various writings and not all of his work “should be considered inspired.” Foster further angered traditionalists when he wrote on his personal

blog: “I get very nervous when I hear someone say, ‘Barbara Brown Taylor is very clear’ on this topic or that. There’s a lot of gray area there. Bruggeman, too.” The last statement was a line too far for Nevaeh Collins, D.Minn. graduate student from Denver, Colo., who began her own blog in response, saying she intends to defend these authors so ministers can continue to quote them in sermons without criticism. “Someone needs to push back against this dangerous hermeneu-

tic,” Collins said. “N.T. Wright said it. I believe it. That settles it.” Observers said grad students and faculty in the college increasingly have responded by taking up positions behind ideological bulwarks, and even undergraduates are being pressured to take positions on whether the theological canon should include Anne Lamott, G.K. Chesterton and Richard Rohr – some of the most commonly cited writers among preachers coming out of the college. In an effort to calm passions in the college, facul-

ty and students conducted a forum earlier this week to give Foster and Collins an opportunity to offer their perspectives and to take questions from those on the fence. During the debate, Collins said Foster’s view would lead to a slippery slope. “You start to throw out Bonhoeffer and Merton, and pretty soon you’re no longer quoting Dallas Willard,” she said. “Where does it end?” But Foster said constant reinterpretation is an important role for theological scholars.

“We need to give ourselves permission to reinterpret Henri Nouwen in the context of his times,” he said. Despite the contention, Collins and Foster did find some common ground during the forum. Both responded when one undergraduate asked about using the writings of Eugene Peterson. “Oh, well, now that’s just gibberish,” Collins said as Foster nodded in agreement. OPTIMIST@ACU.EDU

ACU Cabinet hosts random event that no one knows about BY CABINET MEMBER RANDOM STUDENT

The ACU Cabinet is once again hosting an event. More information to come. At quist, que volupta conse molum iusam volupit endam si optasimincid moluptata inis magnimus moluptat voluptae eles que dit voluptati berum et do-

luptium erum sam faccumet peruntio. Ut ute denimenimet quame verum la ea exerorp orionsequunt pratqua mustio omniate non pel istios ad qui tem ipidemporro vit, cumquam, quibus doluptas quis et vellab inctem a seque vendi aut ut de none atur? Nam eaquos enemo quo tor sequae conseni endunt

idus et volupta dendit qui nossus exeremp orionse quiditas molupid erae. One volorec epudaeritas ni opta autem quatquia ipsuntiam utemqui aut elest, seque sequia verferror siminul luptat. Ed que in por modis et quiatia niminim agnihit rerspedis voluptatecum quate aut voluptur ad qua-

turiam, quamus audiost plitaectorum ullandi onseri ommolore si apit endipsa nientoreius, nos exeruptate ped quam eius repe velis volessi dolendipit, quam quid molest, nimillupta pla quis maxime iustem eniatiuntist alit, verit quaerrum fugia perit este a quame nime coremporrum ne verora sunt haruptati ut

erunt acerferovit autasperem ut lamus as autemoluptae delenihiciis diae. Digenis quaspeles conesci assequiam acearum eosam repta invelit, que nessit, occum idisti qui tem volecatur sam, sandus nonem im excea dipienima quis destium imincta epudit qui occabor untorererum rectaturi nonsequi quam volenissimus

con et entiae. Occum et ea natiunt qui dent. Ovita pa que ipsantio maximus excea quosam rem. Ovit re et por sus quatistis aliquae rionseq uiberchicit doluptibus et qui odit mi, ut volor aliquatem quo omnistore nam rerspienis eos sinctin ihitium exerum quis exeres sam fugit,OPTIMIST@ACU.EDU sitis auta voluptatur

POLICE LOG SELECTED ACUPD CALLS FOR THE WEEK 03/23/2018 19:12 p.m. Students reported a feral cat fight early in the morning. Police discovered gang violence among the White Persians and Russian Blues. 03/23/2018 19:12 p.m. Larry reported a missing hairbrush. The investigation is still open. 03/24/2018 19:12 p.m. Neighbors report alcohol violations during “communion” at local Bible study. 03/25/2018 19:12 p.m. Neighbors report house party for being too quiet. Police responded and found the party was indeed “lame.” 03/26/2018 19:12 p.m. A student was spotted at Hooters. ACUPD dispatched mutliple units but they stayed for the wings. Every saturday night 19:12 a.m. Girls in Gardner stayed lit. PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION

3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION

3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION PARKING VIOLATION

3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

TOTAL

546

POLICE CHIEF TIP OF THE WEEK: Stop speeding on Campus Drive. We can hear you. Do not park in teacher lots between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. Park at 4:59 p.m. at your own risk.

FAK E

APRIL ANTHONY 1, 2018

N E WS

TATUM TAKES OVER

New Student productions director to judge Sing Song BY LAUREN FRANCO FUTURE EDITOR

After the unfortunate number of ties in Sing Song, Nick Tatum announced that Nick Tatum would be the sole judge of the Nick Tatum led production next year. Hired due to his reputation as the Sing Song

legend, Tatum said this will eliminate any bias in future shows and prevent big clubs from continuing to win. “The changes last year didn’t quite accomplish the goals I was hoping,” Tatum said. “This year I figured we would fix that problem not by completely altering

the scoring system, but by taking away all judging.” Tatum said while this might bring up some concern, his winning history speaks to his vast knowledge of all things musical at ACU. If any concerns are brought to his attention, he said he would respond with a picture of four trophies, resem-

bling his Sing Song record: 4-0. The only change to scoring will be the addition of a category called “Act Size.” The smaller the club, the more points it receive toward the final score. Galaxy Sing Song director Chase Rogers said that although his club is one of

the larger clubs, this will benefit its act next year. “We were actually really upset that we placed,” Rogers said. “If you ain’t first, you’re last in my books. We’re smaller than the Gammas, so maybe that might give us the extra push to win and actually be excited about placing next year.”

Sing Song will be next February, and it will be themed “Nick Tatum’s Glory Days” in which acts must complete a rendition of one of Tatum’s winning acts. OPTIMIST@ACU.EDU

Abilene to be next Amazon headquarters BY A PIPE DREAM BECAUSE IT WON’T HAPPEN

Last week in a press release, Jeff Bezos announced Abilene as the next location for Amazon headquarters. Bezos said the dead grass, flat land and presence of a Hooters restaurant was what put Abilene

at the top of the list. “We were really looking for a remote location to run this operation,” Bezos said. “We have the funds to go anywhere, but we figured we would save a little bit by going somewhere where the land is so cheap and no one really wants to fill it with

anything meaningful.” Mayor Anthony Williams expressed fear for the new move, stating that they would now have to fix the Abilene potholes to avoid lawsuit by the company. “Filling the potholes hasn’t been on our priority list recently due to lack of

funds, but we understand that Amazon exports so many goods that the potholes might slow them down or cause damage to packages,” Williams said. Despite concern by Williams, Bezos said they will offer free two-day shipping to the city if they order cement to fill the potholes.

“The move will be great for our company,” Bezos said. “We can now offer jobs to prospective college students. Some of the job skills we are looking for include: participation in a capella groups, the desire to skip football games but still pretend to be supportive and the

ability to sit through an entire chapel without touching their phone.” The site will start construction in October 2018 and be completed before Tea2Go opens. OPTIMIST@ACU.EDU

Northside Tea2Go set to open Easter Sunday BY LAUREN FRANCO LEAD STAFF CONTRIBUTOR

After a long wait, and more waiting, and even more waiting, and lots of faux-opening dates, Tea2Go on EN 10th St. is finally opening on Easter Sunday. “We chose a monumental day for our monumental opening because we have waited for so long, so we might as well make it the biggest day it could be,” said Valerie Burnett, a co-owner of Tea2Go. The first time, Tea2Go was supposed to open in January 2017, but because

Hashi, the company sharing the building, was taking the “Grand Opening” spotlight, it wasn’t good enough. The second time it was supposed to open was March 2017, but Burnett said she wanted to keep customers on their toes while awaiting the arrival. The third time it was supposed to open was shortly after Thanksgiving. Throughout the year customers have been questioning when exactly Tea2Go would open, and Burnett said she has enjoyed being mysterious. “Now, because the

tomb was open, so are our doors,” Burnett said. Tea2Go will remain open for one day, and close again for the rest of the semester. Burnett said she is unsure when the north location will be open again because of more renovations that must be made. “Check again in about a year,” Burnett said. “Pour Man’s might open by then too.”

OPTIMIST@ACU.EDU

New study raises possibilty of underage drinking BY THAT GUY WHO WROTE THE WEED COLUMN

An in-depth study conducted by the Off ice of Student Life found that there was a possibility of alcohol having been consumed by an underage student. Faculty members were aghast at the news, and many were

shaking with rage. “I just can’t believe this, you hear about things like this at places like Hardin-Sinners or McDirty, but at ACU? Unheard of,” said Chris Riley. Students and faculty were alerted to the results of the study via an emergency email sent

out by President Phil Schubert. “At f irst I thought the white nationalists were back, or the university had decided they were gonna expand their discrimination of students, but it was in fact much worse,” said a student who wished to remain unnamed.

The study was based upon the results of an anonymous survey sent out by the Off ice of Student Life. Allegedly, one of the participants in the study answered “Yeah boiiiiiiii. We stay litty.” to the question “Have you had a sip of alcohol while under the age of 21?”

Student Life was unable to conf irm if that meant any underage student had taken the wine option at a Sunday morning service at The Well. ACUPD is exploring the possibility of conducting ID checks at The Well to crack down on potential violations.

“If the allegations are true, I may transfer to Harding or Pepperdine. Does the ‘Christian’ in Abilene Christian University mean anything?” said an unaware student.

OPTIMIST@ACU.EDU

FAK E

N E W S

APRIL 1, 2018

PHOTOSHOP ALSO HAS A FRAT BIAS Bartolo “Big Sexy” Colon holds his pitching pose, trying to teach Yu Darvish how not to tip pitches.

ACU FUNDS MINOR LEAGUE TEAM

BY MAX PRESTON PEAKED AT T-BALL

ACU Athletics announced two minutes ago that they will decide to build and fund a minor league baseball team on campus and take up even more parking spots while they’re at it. Most people asked why they can’t just use Crutcher Scott field. Athletic Director Lee De Leon gave his comments on that. “We get some very generous donations around here and we have enough funding as it is,” De Leon said. “We

know students won’t mind sacrificing more parking for a great on-campus athletic experience. Go Wildcats.” The Rangers recently signed Bartolo “Big Sexy” Colon to a minor league deal which really drove the athletic department to make this last second decision. ACU really wants to become one of the affiliates of the Rangers just so they can host everyone’s favorite pitcher, and occasionally see Joey Gallo hit his mile long bombs until he needs to replace someone for the Rangers.

De Leon showed how ecstatic he was when asked about trying to host Colon. “Big Sexy is by far one of my favorite pitchers I’ve ever watched and it’d be a dream come true to have him in Abilene.” De Leon said. “I thought maybe he could give me some tips on my baseball game like they did at the Dean and Deluca PGA tournament last summer. Go Wildcats.” Now of course, even though minor league baseball is a separate organization, no alcohol will be sold at the games because the

field is on campus and it would be breaking the dry campus rules. Once hearing about this, Bud Light owner Carlos Brito was disappointed to say the least. “I can’t believe ACU won’t allow alcohol at a MINOR LEAGUE baseball game,” Brito said. “Whenever I’m watching Bartolo Colon play, I always wanna throw some buds back with the boys because you never know what he’ll do. The guy hit a home run last year!” A man with the weird name of Post Malone, who

claims he loves Bud Light, was also upset “I fell apart when I heard this. The only reason I go to baseball games is honestly for the Bud Light,” Malone said. “The people that actually like the games are either too young or psycho. To the people that can sit through a game I say congratulations.” ACU apologized, but not really, for leaving the drinking fun out of the equation and said they’ll make up for it by giving out countless Wingstop discounts. De Leon also wanted to make one thing clear before

proceeding with the Innovative ideas. “There’s a guy that looks just like me, I think his name is Max Preston,” De Leon said. “He’s usually walking around campus more than I am and you can’t tell the difference between us, so just direct all your hate at him. Go Wildcats.” Thanks Lee. The stadium is expected to break grounds tomorrow and will be finished by the start of the season Thursday.

2018 season. Miller, who was convicted of fraud and sentenced to jail last month, was seeking employment after she was fired from the hit TV show, Dance Moms. “I’m really excited to go from coaching nine-year-old girls to coaching at the college level,” Miller said. “It’s been

a dream of mine to coach a real sport.” Lee De Leon said this is a great opportunity for the team to get a different perspective than the typical football coach would offer. “Go Wildcats,” De Leon said. “I made up that phrase.” Miller will start with the team over the summer after

her hearings are complete. “We are so excited to invite Abby to the team,” Head Coach Adam Dorrel said. “I imagine her role similar to that of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s in The Game Plan, you know… ballet mixed with football and stuff.” Last season, the Wildcats went 2-9, so De Leon said

they started the search for an additional defensive coach due to excessive athletic funds. “The timing was really nothing short of perfect,” De Leon said. “Our season ended and we found Abby on Facebook and offered her the job because of her tough reputation. We figured that it

might be good for the guys to take criticism by someone other than the school paper. Go Wildcats.” The entire football team said they are excited for Miller’s arrival, and look forward to next season.

MJP14B@ACU.EDU

ACU Football predicted to go undefeated

BY LAUREN FRANCO FRAT QUEEN

After announcing Monday that Dance Moms’ Abby Lee Miller would be taking over as defensive coach for the football team next season, the Southland Conference predicted ACU football to go undefeated for the

Generic story hyping Frats BY EVAN RODRIGUEZ A TYPICAL MOONIE

The men of Frater Sodalis have done a thing recently on campus, which is semi-noteworthy. If any other social club had done this thing on campus we probably would not have deemed it newsworthy. The thing that Frater Sodalis did was only newsworthy because it was the Frats who did it. This story came about

due to the bias of certain Optimist staff members. When asked for comment, future editor in chief, Lauren Franco said “Yeah, I’m biased.” Franco pushed hard for the publication of this story until the rest of the staff gave up arguing with her and relented to covering the frats doing their generic thing on campus. Our only regret is that Frats did not also get placed

LMF14A@ACU.EDU

LAUREL DRAIN ALSO HAS A FRAT BIAS Frats stand on the steps of the admin building. I think I now understand why she is biased. on the front page of the newspaper. We fully expect you to read the headline

and pass on reading this article, but if you have read this far into the story, con-

grats! there is a 99 percent chance you’re a member of Frater Sodalis.

wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats!

wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats!

Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go

EMR16C@ACU.EDU

ACU to begin ending prayers with ‘Go Wildcats’

BY DANIEL TAPIA TILAPIA CONNOISSEUR

When asked for a comment, Lee responded by saying “Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go

wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats!

Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go

Go Go Go Go Go

wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats!

Go Go Go Go Go

GOOGLE GO WILDCATS wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats!

Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go

wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats! wildcats!

Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go

Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go

Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go

wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats! Go wildcats!”

RDT14A@ACU.EDU