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Metra Magazine wishes you
HAPPY HOLIDAYS and a new year filled with prosperity and success!! We look forward to seeing you in January of 2015! FRIENDS OF DOROTHY.......................19 WHO’S DOIN’ WHAT, WHEN AND WHERE IN METRALAND! Compiled By Auntie M.
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Friends of DOROTHY Metra's calendar of EVENTS, that letsyou know where all the HOT spots are! By: AuntieM4Doro@aol.com
It’s almost time to ring in the New Year! New Years Eve is celebrated at evening social gatherings, where many people dance eat, drink alcoholic beverages and watch or light fireworks to mark the New Year. The celebrations generally go on past midnight into January 1st. I would suggest that you make the Yuletide gay, but you clearly don’t need any encouragement. It goes Christmas, New Years Eve, Valentine’s Day. Is that fair to those of us who are alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you’re not on Xanax by Christmas or New Years, BOOM! There’s Valentine’s Day. I think there should be one more day after Valentine’s Day just called, “who could love you? Having said that I hope my New Year’s resolution to only say nice things about people isn’t misinterpreted as a vow of silence! …MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), Friday, December 19th “Snow Ball” with Miss Sandy Claws and the Pride crew elves! Friday, January 16th “Latrice Royale” with Boylesques, Chanel Hunter and Jaden Black! Sunday, January 18th Miss Necto 2015 “Fire And Ice” featuring Chanel Hunter, DeAngela Show Shannon and Jaden Black! Detroit: ADAMS APPLE (313-240-8482), Wednesday, December 31st “New Years Eve In The “D” with no cover, Karaoke music and videos , FREE buffet, drink specials, FREE Psychic readings with the Warlock and a champagne toast at Midnight! Continued on page 21 Metra Magazine, Issue # 851 19
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Continued on page 2 3 BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Wednesday, December 31st “New Year’s Extravaganza” with Thousands of dollars in cash and prize giveaways! Saturday, December 27th “College Night” Friday, December 12th “Black Out Party” Saturday, December 20th “Leather Night” (SORRY John, luv ya Auntie M.) CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), Friday, December 26th “Birthday Bash” for everybody’s darling Chrystal Harding” soon she will be old enough to drink! Wednesday, December 31st “New Years Eve 2015” hosted by Crystal Harding! DJ’s Marquis and Laydee Intrigue with male dancers (daaa) only $5 cover with a champagne toast and breakfast buffet! GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Sunday, December 21st “Toys 4 Tots” doors open at 2pm for happy hour till 8pm! Plus, “Karaoke” from 4-8pm! Tip big because 100% goes to the event (do Tony proud) Entertainment with Nickki Stevens immediately following! "New Years Eve Celebrations" in the the upper and lower levels! HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Friday, December 19th “A Beary Merry Christmas” with Dave Watt as sexy Santa and guest appearance by international Leather Sir Mark Eddy! Saturday, December 20th customer appreciation “Christmas Party” with shot specials all night and a complimentary buffet! Wednesday, December 24th they will be open until midnight! Thursday, December 25th open 5pm-2am. Saturday, December 27th “White Elephant Party” bring a present to be re-gifted and receive a new one from under the tree! Wednesday, December 31st “New Years Eve Party” with party favors, champagne toast at midnight and complimentary hors d oeuvres’! Thursday, January 1st “Annual Recovery Party” with a Bloody Mary bar all day long! MENJO’S (313-863-3934), Friday, December 19th Lady T Tempest and Nickki Stevens host the “Wet Jockey Shorts Contest” with the men of Menjo’s as contestants! Friday, December 26th “White Elephant Party, unload the tacky gifts you got by bringing them in and donating them to charity and redeem them for good gifts! Wednesday, December 31st they will be having lots of DJ’s at Menjo’s and Olympus Hall! There will be hors d oeuvres, champagne toast at midnight. A Leather Code Party” in the Underground! Check out their ad on page 4 for all the details 24 HOUR VIDEO (313-271-1100), don’t let the name fool you they have more than just videos, lots more! They have the cheapest prices in town on Electrical Component Cleaner! Metra Magazine, Issue # 851 21
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Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), spend the holidays at Como’s they will be open Christmas Eve and Christmas Day from 11-2am. Open till 4am on New Year’s Eve! JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Peeps I went to Just-4 Us the other day and I could not believe all the GLBT Christmas cards they had! I picked up a bunch of toys for stocking stuffers (hope Mom likes Ben wa balls) my dear old sis is not getting any younger so I grabbed her a Kegel Exerciser (your welcome) Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Sooo much holiday fun at the Apartment, you’ll want to live there (get it? No, really? Is this mic on?) Moving on then. Wednesday, December 24th “Ugly Sweater Contest” with $50 for first place and $25 for second place! Open at 5pm for “Thirsty Thursdays” Christmas Day, for those of you that did not get my joke earlier I feel I must tell you it’s Thursday, December 25th (write it down!)Wednesday, December 31st New Years Eve with the best party in town! New Years Day, (I’ll say it slowly this time its T h u r s d a y, J a n u a r y 1st.) “Thirsty Thursday” Saturday, January 3rd The new Apartments “2 year Birthday Party.” Monday, January 19th “Vander Mill Tasting” FREE glass with the purchase of cider. FREE pizza at 10pm! RUMORS (616-454-8720), Thursdays, “Thirsty Thursdays” with ½ off all alcohol drinks from open to close! Fridays, “Friday Night Fantasy” with two men and one woman! Sundays, “Stompin Sunday” with the Grand River Renegades! Country Line Dancing from 69pm Hamtramck: TEMPTATION LOUNGE (313-974-6575) Thursdays “Liftoff” with $2 you call it till 11pm, $1 shots all night and special Continued on page 25 Metra Magazine, Issue # 851 23
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performances by Erika Adams at 12 and 1 am! Calling all bitches! Every Friday Art Riely and DJ Maestro present “Rich Bitch” with all top shelf on special and $2 shots of Patron and 1800 till 11pm! Wednesday, December 31st “New Years Eve Party” with $2 you call it, FREE champagne at midnight and a buffet after midnight! Erica Adams will be performing, Only at Temptation Lounge. Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Wednesday, December 31st New Years Eve, “Leather And Lace” with DJ Sizl! Merchandise from Déjà vu Love Boutique, Go Go dancers, and Aerial dancers and drag performances! Champagne toast at midnight! Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Every Thursday be the star at “Karaoke Night” Wednesday, December 31st “New Years Eve 2015” open for lunch from 11:30-3pm (so get your stomach full for plenty of drinking that night!) FREE buffet at 9pm (continue to drink more) music by DJ Scott, dancers and a FREE champagne toast at midnight! Breakfast will served at 1am for only $3.50 (continue to drink more) Royal Oak: EMAGINE (248-414-1000), Wednesday, December 31st “Retro Beats And Bowling Dance Party” with a special live concert performance by C&C Music Factory! FIVE 15 (248-515-2551), Join FIVE 15 for the event that is sweeping Meto Detroit one bingo chip at a time! Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays “Drag Queen Bingo” Drag Queen Bingo is an audience-participation Comedy Show with a drag queen entertainer calling number and zingers and insulting everyone and everything. Nothing is sacred and no one is safe, but it’s all in good fun. Hundreds of men and women of all ethnicities and background have
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enjoyed the show. From office parties and birthday parties to bachelorette and clubs… this is one unique experience! I laughed so hard my stomach hurt the next day, now that’s funny! Saturday 7 and 10pm, Sundays 1pm! P.S make reservations you will need them! They’re ba’ack….! The original Formulas popular brand at low prices such as Jungle Juice, Rush, Amsterdam, English and more! PRONTO’S (248-544-7900), December19th-21st Pronto “23rd Anniversary And Holiday Weekend” Friday, DJ Abe! Saturday, DJ Doug Roberts. Sunday “Nightro” with Deia Van Carter and Erika Adams! Brunch kicks off at 9am with a Tea Dance at 3pm and then Cake and Queens at 6pm! Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), It’s time to plan a winter wonderland vacation to Traverse City for skiing, sledding, ice skating and more! December 20th customer appreciation “Christmas Party” with hors d oeuvres and drink specials! Open Christmas Eve and Christmas Day! “New Years Eve Party” with hors d oeuvres and a champagne toast at midnight! Friday, January 9th “Zodiac Revue” for Capricorns! Warren: ANDIAMO (248-268-2840), Thursday, February 26th Back by overwhelming demand! Murray and Peter present “Sharon Needles” with special guests Detox and Darienne Lake! Also local queens Deangela and Deja! MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Sunday, December 21st customer appreciation “Holiday Party” be sure to put your name in the hat for a chance to win FREE gift baskets, plus lots of FREE gifts given away all night long. And of course food as usual! Wednesday, December 31st New Years Eve “Dance Party” with DJ Jimmy, champagne at midnight and a buffet! Frosty will be your host for the evening. Thursday, January 1st “Hang Over Party” with Bloody Mary’s and Football! Mondays, “Pool Tournament” at 9pm. Tuesdays, “Jadin Black” with special guests! Wednesdays, “Country Line Dancing” with DJ Scott! Thursdays and Fridays “Karaoke” Saturdays, Iona Traler and Jacqueline Frost host the hilarious “Comedy Revue Drag Show” Sundays, hot food available during “Happy Hour” Don’t forget Thursday, January 8th is Bills birthday! ...ILLINOIS Chicago: 2nd STORY (312-923-9536), I’m doing my shopping in Chicago this year and I can’t wait to visit my friends at 2nd Story! Its right in the middle of town so I’ll do my shopping, enjoy the sights and sounds of downtown, and then head for my favorite watering hole! I’ll be back on New Year’s Eve to ring in the New Year the Chicago way! TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Wednesday, December 24th “Christmas Eve Party” with Santa! Thursday, December 25th open at 8pm Friday, December 26th “Toys For Big Boys” gift exchange! Wednesday, December31st “Black And Blue” New Years Eve bash! That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, January 21st for our Issue that comes out Wednesday, January 28, you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Email me your upcoming events today! Metra Magazine # 851 27
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