Metra issue 986- FEB 2025

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Your Workout

Glute Activation - We all want a nice round ass right, but getting a nice round butt isn't always easy. One of the ways to grow those gorgeous glutes of yours is learning how to activate them or physically turn them on while you ' re working. Next time you are doing a banging booty growing glute workout, imagine you are trying to crack a walnut between your cheeks. Yea, pause for a moment and squeeze those cheeks like

That type of immediate tension will help activate your major glute muscles and you will be able to recruit all those muscles which will help them grow nice and strong. So next time your gym crush is turning you on, make sure you turn on those glutes ,when you are doing those glute thrusters in the corner and get your jingle bells rocked this

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To me, Affirmations is a safe space for the marginalized LGBTQIA+ community, who may not know where to turn or where to start when it comes to gaining resources or connecting with like-minded individuals It is also a hub for any and every open-minded person who would like to be more involved, or would just like to have more knowledge of the ever- present community of Oakland County (and beyond)

What’s something you want everyone to know about Affirmations?

That you do not have to fit any particular type of criteria to come to Affirmations; you just have to be accepting and willing to treat others with the courtesy and respect you would like to be treated with yourself!

(individual and group), Youth Programs, Care Coordination, and hosts many discussion and support groups weekly Check out the website (goaffirmations org) if you haven t already!

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

AYou know what you want, and you don’t hesitate to take it whether it’s an intense eye-fuck across the bar or a slow, simmering night of teasing in your bed You’ll pull someone in with that intoxicating energy of yours, making them ache for every inch of you Whether you're topping or getting topped, Aries, you’re going to give them an unforgettable ride that ends with you giving them the gift that keeps on giving (no, I’m not talking about the clap) Don’t worry, Sis I’ll text you sometime when I need to get my rocks off again

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You’ll make someone feel like the most desirable creature on the planet, longing for that powerful tongue and thirsting to interlock bodies You don’t rush things, Taurus you want to savor every second and that’s why your name is plastered all over public bathrooms from coast to coast You know exactly how to make someone *beg* for your slow, deliberate thrusts and slurps Prepare to be worshipped

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You know how to turn on the charm with that devilish smile, and this month, you're pulling someone into a game of seduction that they won’t be able to escape They won’t know whether to beg for you to go faster or slower Once you have had your fun, you get in your uber, click on whatever app you met that poor soul and you block them Because like any Diva going to an award show, you never wear or use the same thing twice

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Cancer, you’re about to take someone on a journey into the deepest corners of their own lust You’re not just here for sex you’re here to fuck up their whole existence You have this uncanny ability to make someone feel like they’re the only one in the world, and then you swoop in, take their wallet and ride em’ cowgirl till they can’t muster the words for you to get off.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You are the undeniable HBIC in the room, and you’ll make sure everyone knows it Your confidence will have them leaking from multiple holes Whether you’re taking them hard against the wall or showing them your softer side in the sheets, you’re making someone have a core memory and feel like they’ve just had the best sex of their lives Your body is a temple and all the best one’s get raided the house down boots, Mammaw!

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Virgo, this February, you’re taking your usual serial killer perfectionism and applying it to pound town You’re all about the experience the way your bodies interlock, the exact angle that makes them moan, the way they beg for more as you tease and edge them Your control in the bedroom will leave them wanting it all and they won’t be able to get enough of the way you make them shoot all over A pet name you love to be called is “The Milk Man,” because you love to deliver that cream Every moment will be a lesson in pure desire and discipline Now, be a good boy and drink that nice, tall, warm glass of milk After all: we want you to grow big and strong Just like Daddy

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Libra, your allure is like a gravitational pull you draw them in, and they can’t resist the seductive dance you lead them in You’re all about balance, but this month, you’re making sure the scales tip firmly in your favor You’ll play the sweet & romantic lover, but when they’re alone with you show them what a dirty little piggy you can be You’ll make them crave every inch of your body, and you’ll know exactly how to make them moan with pleasure.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You don't just want to fuck someone you want to consume them Your intense, brooding energy is irresistible, and when you set your sights on someone, they won’t be able to keep their hands off you They’ll want you so badly, they'll beg you to fuck them in ways they never imagined You’re here for the thrill, Scorpio, and you won’t stop until they’ve come undone completely Your safe word is: “Punch Me in the Face, Stupid ” Well That’s more of a sentence Whatever the case may be, get your playmate ready to be punched in the face!

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

When you touch someone, it’s not casual; it’s like you’re marking them, making them crave more The clubs, gyms, and even the occasional dark corner are your domain this month Your appetite for adventure won’t be satisfied with just one lover no, you want the thrill of new skin, new sounds, and new sensations By mid-month, expect someone to step into your orbit who thinks they can handle your fire Keep being that black hole that you read about in grade school Your gravitational pull will keep the loads coming

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Who’s a bossy bottom? That’s right, Capricorn is When you walk into a room, you radiate an authority that makes knees weak and pulses race You’re not here to play nice; you’re here to dominate Don’t be surprised if someone boldly challenges your authority; it’s cute, but you know they’ll be begging for mercy before the night is over If you’re feeling generous, maybe let them think they have a chance until you show them who really runs the show (spoiler alert, it’s you, girl!)

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Aquarius, your always such a chaos demon it’s the kind of trait that leaves people saying what the Fuck? Whether it’s a wild night out that ends in tangled sheets or a spontaneous rendezvous in a place you shouldn’t be caught, February is all about pushing limits You’ll have plenty of eager suitors, but only the boldest will stick around to see just how far you’re willing to go and trust me, they’ll be thanking you for the experience Just make sure you’re all “prepped up ” Safe sex is sexy!

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You’re the forbidden fruit, Pisces, and this month, everyone is relapsing from Ozempic Soft on the surface but absolutely filthy underneath, you’re ready to let someone have the best 3 weeks of their lives Your touch? Electric Your voice? The stuff of late-night fantasies and soft-core porn February is your playground, and you’re ready to break hearts and leave a trail of stretched out holes By the time Venus amps up your powers mid-month, you’ll have someone on their knees, thanking you for letting them into your world of smut

Hook-up from hell Hook-up from hell Hook-up from hell

Two months in? Wow, I can’t even begin to say anything other than that

In the moments during life that you ’ re single I hope you are doing some self care at home Being single is great and all, but, sometimes using the hand can be quite boring if you know what I mean! That’s also why I recently took a trip to one of my favorite stores, it’s called “Tempted” If you can’t tell by the named well, it is indeed an adult store, always so many fun things to see when you visit one.

It was a couple of weeks ago I visited the store and there is a very attractive guy that works evenings had just got a job at the store, named Ben.- I’ve seen them in person and have them on social media, but we don’t converse in person if you know what I mean?! It didn’t stop me from going, rest assured on that.

Though, I do think something was in the air this day. I walked in and he told me that they have some new product in, he walked me over to the display and they got some new jockstraps in - Ben walked back to the register and I grabbed a couple pairs to try on, I headed to the toy section, as that’s what I originally came for ( we all have at least one ).

I found the pocket lover I was looking for and went into the fitting area to try on the jockstraps I tried them both on and they made my ass look amazing; I figured I might as well ask Ben’s opinion as the store was empty, I didn’t hear the door open So, I walk out and said “Hey, Ben - What do you think?” He didn’t say anything and just started, I was walking back to the fitting area and he came up behind me and followed me into the fitting room I was in and bent me over the bench I was in total shock, but he started eating me out, unfortunately not long after someone walked in so he ran out

Though, I can’t say I’d do it again I will be back to the store and I got the three items I’m now very satisfied

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