O-Scopes
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Bold and the Beautiful” isn’t just a soap opera it’s your March mantra. Your charm’s hotter than a fire sign in heat, and your bedroom might start to feel like Grand Central Station Go ahead, break some hearts (or beds) just don’t forget to hydrate, you untamed beast Shantay, you stay in demand and in someone’s sheets
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Slow and sensual, you’re basically a walking Tom of Finland sketch this month Your love life heats up like a Netflix period drama, complete with stolen glances, lingering touches, and clothes hitting the floor faster than you can say “come here ” Don’t play too hard to get March wants you pinned against a wall, moaning for more. Can you handle the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent?
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Your social calendar looks like a Grindr inbox: packed, promising, and just the right amount of “Hey, You Up?” But beware, Gemini, there’s a fine line between charming and overwhelming. Leave them wanting more or at least panting for a second round (of whatever you have in mind) Sashay away straight to someone’s bedroom, and don’t forget the lube
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
March is serving you deep feels with a side of thirst traps. You’re emotionally available and irresistibly magnetic Let someone into that soft, sweet center of yours and maybe your bed, too After all, nurturing and post-pillow-talk cuddles are your specialty Just don’t let anyone come for your crown, queen unless they’re coming for other things first
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You’re shining brighter than a disco ball at Pride, and everyone wants a piece of you especially the handsome stranger who keeps locking eyes across the bar. Just remember, there’s a difference between basking in admiration and commanding attention but who could resist being worshipped a little? Werk that runway, baby and make sure your bed’s runway-ready too
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Your perfectionist tendencies get an erotic twist this March Everything from the fit of your shirt to the arch of your eyebrow will have heads turning and pulses racing. Don’t be afraid to get a little messy some of the best stories start with a shirt on the floor and a man in your arms or against the wall Con-drag-ulations, you’re serving and they’re eating it up
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Love and lust are tangoing in your life this month
Whether it’s a new fling or an old flame, you’re giving off major rom-com energy with a side of “let’s skip to the good part ” Pro tip: life’s too short to leave a good flirt unfinished or a good kisser waiting by the bar Time to lip sync for their love and make them scream for an encore
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
March turns your sultry intensity up to eleven. Your smolder could melt glaciers, and your allure is pure black magic. Just try not to collect too many souls or do, if that’s your thing Who am I to judge? But leave them breathless, sweaty, and craving more
You’re the trade of the season, baby make them beg
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Adventure is calling, and so are at least three admirers sliding into your DMs Take a risk this month whether it’s a bold move in love or finally trying that harness that’s been hanging in your closet, waiting for the perfect night. The stars say yes so do your admirers. Now prance, darling, prance and leave them gagging for more.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Your eccentric charm is dialed up, making you a magnet for interesting (and interested) men March wants you to break the rules a little maybe start with that alluring stranger who’s clearly been eyeing you, and see where the night (or morning) takes you preferably without clothes The library is open, baby and so are your options
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Your eccentric charm is dialed up, making you a magnet for interesting (and interested) men. March wants you to break the rules a little maybe start with that alluring stranger who’s clearly been eyeing you, and see where the night (or morning) takes you preferably without clothes The library is open, baby and so are your options
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You’re a romantic powerhouse this month, with fantasies that could make a romance novelist blush Lean into it write some love letters, send some suggestive emojis, and let March turn your world into a steamy daydream (or night). The right guy won’t need a map to find your heart or your bed Trust me, they’ll know Now go out and snatch that trophy and maybe a few phone numbers along the way
I recall one Spring Break more than others and that’s only because my parents got a bonus one year and were able to spend a little extra on us kids. I was a Junior in college, very eager for two weeks off. My parents decided Vegas would be appropriate. The best news we got was that I didn’t have to share a room with my parents. Me and my younger brother (who was a sophormore at college) got our own room, can you say PRIVACY?!
We met a couple people our age at the resort we were staying at - they said they came here every year for Spring Break The people we met at the pool invited us to a friend’s place that evening and we decided we’d be adventurous We got to the friends and the house was packed - It reminded me of being at a house party back home, the non bar days. The music was right, plenty of booze to go aroundWe got strung into a game, “who can make out with people”, it reminded me of spin the bottle.
I was very intoxicated and I agreed, my brother ended up wandering off with some people. I literally started kissing a handful of people, they kept taking a tally each lip I kissed, someone was following me around I ended up getting a total tally of 30 people, I don’t remember but 2 of them My lips were red when I woke up, I wasn’t sure what was going on as I looked like a blowup doll Well, I found out that I had kissed someone who is supposedly our 2nd cousin we never met, we had a photo locking lips I was mortified when I saw the photo online of all places, the worst part is my lips were swollen for two months It wasn’t anything I caught, I asked my doctor for a test every week until they went down.
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