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METRA MAGAZINE
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AT THE MOVIES.............10 “ THE THING & IN TIME” Compiled by Kenekeyz
FRIENDS OF DOROTHY...........................14 WHO’S DOIN’ WHAT, WHEN AND WHERE IN METRALAND! Compiled By Auntie M.
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AT THE MOVIES
“THE THING� - The awesome beauty of the extraordinary continent Antarctica is the backdrop of this 1982, John Carpenter classic remake. At an isolated outpost the discovery of a extraterrestial spaceship by a Norwegian scientific team, brings Paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) on the site, she discovers an organism that seems to have died in the crash eons ago. But it is about to wake up and a simple experiment frees the alien organism from its frozen prison. The shape-shifting creature, has the ability to turn itself into a perfect replica of any living being. And in a vast, intense land, a parasite that can mimic anything it touches will pit human againt human as it tries to survive and flourish, it becomes a mission of survival for the members of the international crew of scientists. (Universal Pictures) 10 Metra Magazine, Issue # 777
When scientists unlock the secret to immortality, time becomes the new currency and one desperate man comes under attack from a mysterious group known only as the “Time Keepers.” In the not-too-distant future, scientists have discovered a way to turn off the aging gene. As the threat of overpopulation looms over society, money becomes a thing of the past. Now, assets are measured in time; those with the most time also possess the most power. Meanwhile, the lower classes are forced to barter with the new elite if they want to live forever. Suddenly a young commoner stumbles across a teasure chest of time. With the “Time Keepers” in hot pursuit, however, he may never get a chance to use it. (20th Century Fox) Metra Magazine, Issue # 777 11
OTHY Friends of DOR DORO
Metra's calendar of EVENTS, that lets you know where all the HOT spots are! o@aol.com By: AuntieM4Dor AuntieM4Doro@aol.com
Autumn is the coolest time of year, there’s still comfortable weather, the leaves change and the cider mills have fresh donuts, pressed cider and hayrides! So, this time around we’re gonna start with the Windy City and there’s always plenty of mischief to get into when your in Chitown, so let’s just jump right into it. Mark down those events which you’ll want to attend! ...Chicago: IL. BERLIN (773-348-4975), is always the club with the most innovative themed events, on Tuesday, October 4: sinful $1 drinks Night presents the Official “LADYTRON” After Show party with LADYTRON DJ and DJ Chester, hosted by the Puterbaugh Sisterz! Thursday, October 6th Stardust’s 3 year Anniversary featuring: “GLASSLUX” LIVE! Sunday, October 9 its COLUMBUS Day True Faith 80’s Night with guests “the Handsome Devilz” LIVE a tribute to the Smiths & Morrissey and DJ Chester! Wednesday, October 12th it’s “MANaise Bear Party” until 1am with DJ Zack hosted by Jason Cox & Dakota Bear sponsored by Pie Hole Pizza free at 10pm followed by DJ Adam El (Sixteen Candles)! 2nd STORY (312-923-9536), if you want some cheap, strong drinks and an interesting conversation then stop in and have a few of their drinks you’ll be glad you did! SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), you always win with Spin and boy do they have a winning hand with three of the HOTTEST shows for you. On Saturday, October 1st RuPaul’s Drag Race Stars “RAVEN & JADE” join the season 2 finalist for an evening of fun and excitement! Tickets are $5 in advance $10 at the door and 415 for the special VIP meet and great! Wednesday, October 5th “REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SPIN” look-a-like contest and ticket give-away to the Real Housewives LIVE TOUR. Guest are encouraged to dress up as their favorite housewife from any of the franchises, they’ll be giving away 10 pair of tickets for the October 8th show at The Venue of Horseshoe Casino, they also have $1 drinks all night. Then on Saturday, October 8th also join season 3 finalists, STACY LAYNE MATTHEWS for an evening of Southern Fried Fun! There will be two shows, midnight & 1am. Tickets are $5 in advance, $10 at the door and $20 VIP Bar Package from11pm-Midnight with hosted bar & photo! TOUCHE (773-465-7400), is bringing Munich to Chicago with “Oktoberfest” with $4 pints of Berghoff beer and where you can enter their Oktoberfest raffle to win a new leather jacket from SHEL-DON on Sunday, October 2nd for more information on their daily events check the website www.ToucheChicago.com! …MICHIGAN It’s that time of the year again when Jimmy Stewart & Hott Magazine present “The FALL HAYRIDE & PARTY” on Tuesday, October 18th starting at 5pm with a Pre-party! The buses will depart from the “New” Club Gold Coast at 6pm and return at Midnight, tickets are just $40.00 and that includes: luxury bus transportation, secured parking at Club Gold Coast, can beer and shots on the bus, a keg of beer at the hayride, hot dogs and S’mores to cook over the bonfire, and rides in covered wagons! You can purchase tickets at Club Gold Coast, Rainbow Room, Just 4 Us bookstore, Five15, Hott Magazine office, and Club Inuendo! Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), has the biggest weekly gay night in Michigan; yep it’s “Pride Fridays” with DJ Jace and DVJ Mark. Also they have “Detour Tuesdays” in the Red Room with DJ John Cruz for the best Mid-week gay night; DJ John Cruz spins the Best Top 40 Pop & Dance music! Doors open at 9pm with 18 & over welcome! continued on page 18 14 Metra Magazine, Issue # 777
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Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), the CASH CUBE drawing is this Thursday, September 29th for a chance to win hundreds of dollars. The BLACK OUT Party is Friday. October 14 the LEATHER NIGHT is Saturday, October 22 with $5 lockers for members in Chaps or Harness. And COLLEGE NIGHT is Saturday, October 29 with $5 lockers for members 18-25! Remember Wild Wednesdays you’ll get free lube and FREE tanning Sunday- Thursday with the purchase of a room or locker. CLUB GOLD COAST (313-366-6135), wants you to experience the “NEW” format, NOW 18+ with a valid ID are welcome. Michigan’s Only MALE ADULT entertainment for MEN, seven days a week! They’re open everyday at 7pm with exotic Male dancers every night at 9pm. They’re weekly schedule is “Cheap Ass Mondays” for there frugal friends. “Taboo Tuesdays: What’s your forbidden desire?” “Wet ‘N Wild Wednesdays” watch their boys get squirted and go wild! Thursdays are “COLLEGE BOYS NIGHT” with FREE cover with a valid college ID all night! “Fantasy Fridays” start your fantasy there and see where it goes! It’s raining boys on Saturdays, BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! You can never have too many! And Sundays are “Stiffy Sundays”, we know you want a good stiff…drink! Stop in any night and take advantage of all those great deals, I know I’ll be spending more time there …check it out! GIGI’S (313-584-6525), SATURDAY EVENINGS, it’s the finest in female impersonation in the Cabaret Room with your hostess NICKKI STEVENS! Shows 10:00pm, 11:00pm & 1:00am! Reservations recommended! Coming in October…three pageants in one fabulous weekend! “The Gigi’s Pageants” with over $4000.00 in CASH and prizes, starring Melony Von Kruz, Eve Angelica, and Garnett January on Saturday and Sunday October 22nd and 23rd and may your Disney dreams come true! HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), has “BEAR TRAP” Fridays the all new weekly party for Bears, Cubs and their admirers, with DJ Doug Roberts spinning the best in dance music and shows the hottest videos! On Saturday, October 8th they present “BEDROCK” a Flintstones themed M.I.G.R.A. party featuring a “HOT” Loin Cloth contest! Come as your favorite Flintstones character…! R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), on Saturday, October 8th the Annual “LEATHER & LACE BALL” a charity benefit event for H.E.L.P! Sunday Line Dancing Lessons from 5-9pm with complementary buffet, then “KEGGER” party 9pm until close! And don’t forget to wear leather on Friday for NO COVER! Douglas: DUNES RESORT (269-857-1401), presents “COLORFEST” from October 8-10 with DJ Mark Vallese, Men of Manwatch, and in the Cabaret: “Amy & Freddy” and the Final Summer Tea, sponsored by GRAB Magazine. For more information visit their website for a complete events schedule at www.dunesresort.com! Coming up on Friday and Saturday, October 14 & 15 it’s “FALL TG WEEKEND” with DJ Mark Vallese, Boy/Girl dancers, and in the Cabaret: Kelly & Rick cover is $5.00 on both nights! 18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 777
Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), still has their patio open with LIVE Bands every Wednesdays, DJ Mike Snyder every Friday, and DJ Josh Lemenski & Anthony Carollo rotate on Saturdays. SUNDAYS JAZZ on the patio from 4pm -7pm. Plan your holiday parties in their private Banquet room. JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), has Hayride tickets on sale, plus many other cards, novelties and holiday items for your holiday parties. SOHO (248-542-7646), has something going on every day, stop in and see what specials they’re running or check out the entertainment they provide on their website at www.SohoFerndale.com
Hamtramck: ICE NIGHTCLUB (313-365-1446), presents “LADY BUNNY” performing on Saturday, October 1st then from Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club: NATALIE NUNN on Saturday, October 15th be sure to check out this diva’s show, you’ll be glad that you did! I’ll be there! Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), is offering NO COVER when you bring in their ad on page 27 and that excludes special events! So, clip, rip, or tear out their ad and bring it in. If you want to see more info of their special events go to www.spiraldancebar.com! Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), is where you can drink or dine on their fabulous patio! On Friday, October 7th at 8pm it’s “COUNTRY NIGHTS” with M.I.G.R.A. for those who enjoy that country/western style music, dancing, videos, also drink specials. Yeehah! Every Tuesday starting at 7:30pm it’s “TOM & ANDREW”S EUCHRE NIGHT” come alone or bring a friend, with random teams every game. Every Thursday & Saturday at 9pm its “Karaoke with Karen” come and sing your favorite songs, also check out their newest games: “ANGRY BEERS!” And the HOTTEST night in town just keeps getting hotter! S.T.U.D. SUNDAYS with the Liberty Bar dancers and your M.C. Jon, beats provided by DJ Doug Roberts and drink continued on page 22 specials all night long! Metra Magazine, Issue # 777 19
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Royal Oak: PRONTO (248-544-7900), has a new and expanded patio, stop in and have a few libations and check out the patio! NOIR LEATHER (248-541-3979), presents “DUNGEON of PLEASURE: A Halloween Fetish Ball” on Saturday, October 8th doors open at 9pm with 18+ at I-Rock Night Club, 16350 Harper Ave, Detroit. With a Sexiest costume contest, Noir Kittens on the Prowl, Doppelganger Circus, and Lady Pain’s Den of Debauchery! Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door, for more information at Noir Leather, 124 W. 4th St. Royal Oak or click up their website at www.NoirLeather.com! Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), will have “Boys Night Out with Sabin” starting, Tuesday, October 4th with $2 drinks all night long! Tell them you saw it in Metra! There weekly schedule of events are as followed SUNDAY BBQ with food at 3:00pm and Karaoke starts at 9:00pm. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: Free pool, Blue Light specials, and pizza at half time! TUESDAYS: Boys Nights Out with Sabin and $2 drinks all night long. Wednesdays: College Hump Night no cover with drink specials and DJ! Long Island Thursdays: with Long Island drinks specials all nite and from 9:00pm to 11:00pm Pabst Blue Ribbon for $1.00. FREAKY FRIDAYS: hosted by Jacqueline Frost and DJ Kyle. SEXY SATURDAYS: wild dance party with guest DJ’s! . . . WINDSOR LEGENDS 2012 (519-968-3260), they have Hot Male Dancers on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday and the hours are Tuesday-Friday 8:30pm-2am, Saturdays from 8:30pm until 4am and Sundays for special events. Check out their website for more information at thelegendsof2012.com! That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, October 5th, 2011 for our Wednesday, October 12th issue and you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! 22 Metra Magazine, Issue # 777
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