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METRA MAGAZINE
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FRIENDS OF DOROTHY...........................14 WHO’S DOIN’ WHAT, WHEN AND WHERE IN METRALAND! Compiled By Auntie M.
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Friends of
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Metr a's calendar of EVENTS ou know wher e all the HO T spots ar e! Metra's EVENTS,, tha thatt lets y you where HOT are!
It’s a fantastic hidden gay bar right off Michigan ave. I feel like family when Im there!
Well friends there goes my Marilyn Monroe like figure (I did say LIKE) between fat Tuesday and all the dreaded punchki that my dear friend Dorothy will throw down my throat and all the chocolates, I’ll get from all my friends and lovers yes loverS plural, I’m bound to pack on a few pounds after all it would be rude not to eat them. But with all that’s going on around town I’ll be back in a size 14 in no time, dress not shoe. Let’s see what’s going on in Metra land at all the hot spots. ..ILLINOIS
SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Saturday February 9th “Marti Gras Dance Party.” show us your @#*% and get some beads. Every Monday “Dragzilla” $100 first place. TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Saturday February 9th “Dungeon Master “Night. S&M demo at midnight. Sunday February 10th. “Beer Bust,” 50 cent Bud, movie night in the club room 7pm. Tuesday February 12th. “Leather & Masks Mardi Gras Party. Drink specials, Mardi Gras show me contest. …MICHIGAN
Chicago: BERLIN:(773-348-4975),Thursday, February 14th.” Valentines Ball” Lady Gaga After Party with Lady Starlight (lady GaGa’s DJ) & drink specials. Saturday February 16th. “The House of Santana” will perform 10pm. to 12am. Followed by “Twisted” with DJ Larissa . 2nd STORY (312-923-9536), when ever you’re in Chicago do as I do. Visit the 2nd Story bar. I love this place the atmosphere is friendly; the drinks are strong and cheap.
Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), “Pride Fridays,” the biggest weekly gay night in Michigan. Friday February 8th, “Mardi Gras” Get your beads out, no the other ones (dirty minds) dance the night away with DJ Jace and DVJ mark. Happy hour from 9pm to 11pm, ½ off all drinks, shots, & bottled beers. $2 long islands till 11pm. Friday February 15th join the party with DJ White Shadow. Special appearances by: Lady Starlight and the Dirty Pearls. OMG! Ya all this just in…
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you could win a pair of tickets to LADY GAGA’S show at the palace. You know where Ill be the 15th see you there! Detroit: ADAM’S APPLE (313-240-8482), come visit the hottie bartender Marco at the Adams Apple every Sunday and Monday nights. BODY ZONE(313-366-9663), Friday February 8th don’t call the electric company it on purpose, lights out “Black Out Party” Saturday February 16th “Leather Night” $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness (yumm). Saturday February 23rd “College Night” with $5.00 lockers for members 18-25. CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN (313-366-6135), who said Mondays have to be dull? The new Club Gold Coast/ SIN kicks off the week with “Messy Mondays” a customer appreciation night! with free pool no cover, $3 domestics and house drinks. College Thursdays, “SIN in Detroit” no cover with valid college ID. Fridays are “sinfully fun” with DJ John Cruz, and now Chrystal Harding will also entertain us. “Sin Sational Saturdays!” With DJ Doug Roberts. You know I love me some Doug Roberts, he did a stunning job at the Snowball event. Thursday February 14th come to Gold Coast and “get your hard on” ooops I mean your heart on with lots of hot dancers and Valentine drink specials. ESCAPE BOOKSTORE (313-366-6558), nothing says I love you like porn, give your valentine a hot steamy video, magazine or fun adult toys. Escape video has it all. Check out the new hours in there add FIFTH WHEEL (313-846-8613), you want it? They got it! Magazines, male videos & DVDS, peep shows on a 17" screens, the better to see you with my dear. GIGI’S (313-584-6525), my favorite night of the week, Monday is “College Night” free cover with college ID! “Fuc%k you Fridays” (Wait I think I just changed my favorite night of the week) with Chico, DeAngela, Sabin and ALL THE BOYS! Sunday enjoy the evening with “Karaoke” with your hostess Karen and bartender the little cutie Randy HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday February 9th. Mr. Bear, bare chest contest, cash prizes, drink specials. One lucky bear will win an Apple TV!! Thursday February 14th. Valentines Day, the launch of hott, adult novel ties & toys. A chance to win sexy toys.
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The LELAND (313-962-2300), downtown living/with an edge! Studio, 1&2 bedrooms. Great prices gated parking, on site diner, city club studio 54! My my what else could you ask for! LIQUID (313-826-1192), OK Detroit, “drink this in” Tuesdays “The Liquid Variety Show”, music with dynamic DJ Dino, games, and prizes. Then on Thursdays “STEAM Dance Party”with $ 2 wells and beer, with DJ DD. Now that’s HOT. Saturdays are Detroit’s dance destination for dance parties, see there add for details. R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), Saturday February 9th “Mega Mardi Gras” With hourly drink specials, shop specials all night long and snacks will be served, make sure u dress up to get your beads. Thursday February 14th love is the air; stop in for a “Valentines Day Love In” Happy hour prices all day long. The pit is open from10pm-2am so cum on down and share some hot sweaty love!! M y kind of place Douglas: DUNES RESORT (269-857-1401), try your luck every Thursday at “Pot luck Uuchre Night” 6pm. Sing along on Fridays “Karaoke Night” 9pm. BINGO! Sundays 4-6pm. Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), plan on spending Valentines Day at Como’s Italian-American restaurant. The food is Fabulous! The atmosphere is friendly and fun! Call and reserve the banquet hall for your special event. JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), WOW over 1600 titles to rent, largest selection of liquid incense, over 1400 GLBT greeting cards in stock. My goodness this place is “just for us” keep up the good work. Grand Rapids: RUMORS (616-454-8720),Saturday February 9th “DUBSTEP” has arrived at Rumors! DJ Craig Allen is devoting the entire night to Dumpstep. The party starts at 10pm. Dombstep continues every second and fourth Saturday of the month Hamtramck: BACKSTREET(248-629-0602), Wednesday February 6th Guest host Mocha Pronto with DJ Kiley, $3 well & $5 cover for everyone til 12:30. Saturday February 9th Derrick as Britney Spears, all the way from Vegas! Saturday February 16th Valentines Day, “Lady Gaga Afterparty”. Mt. Clemens: TOTAL T’S (586-468-2208); get your Valentines message across on a t shirt or many other printable items. Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Saturday February 9th” Mardi Gras Party” Door prizes, 50/50 raffles & drink specials and the game Flippy cup. February 16th. “Valentines Day Party” 8pm. wear your pink and red for drink specials all night long. February 22nd. “Ugly Sweater Party “prizes for ugliest and funniest sweater. I know a few friends who have some sweaters that are sooo ugly it isn’t funny, you know who you are. February23rd. “Customer Appreciation Day,” all day and night. “Body Bingo” Wear a white t-shirt or any t-shirt or no t-shirt and join the fun! Nudity? I’m there! Metra Magazine, Issue # 807 19
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Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Friday February 8th” Rain Glow,” massive glow event. Saturday February 9th, Latrice Royale from RuPaul’s drag race hosts Lansing’s BIGGEST dance party. Saturday February 16th Mardi Gras & Valentines “Stop Light Party” Wear your color! Red/purple means you’re taken, so back off, yellow means it’s complicated, & green means let’s go. If you mix yellow and green you get blue so I guess you’ll find me in blue. Call to reserve you free parts bus any time, for all occasions 517-512-8515 Sterling Heights: SALON ONE (586-274-4260), don’t know what to get your loved one for Valentines Day? Make a call to salon one and treat your valentine to manny/petty or a new look (full service hair care for men and women.) Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Saturday February 16th “Valentines Day Party” with sweetheart drink specials, and a chance to win a prize package for dinner for 2. For all you winter sports fans the skiing and snowmobiling are great right now, after a day of fun frolic in the snow stop by and warm up at the bar, Hear tell they have a good 8-10" to play with…get you mind out of the gutter 8-10" of SNOW! Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390) you’re only a stranger once; you’ll feel right at home with the BOYZ on Tuesdays “Boyz Night Out”, with an ALL male BOOTY contest with cash prizes for the most delicious booty, with Crystal Harding and DJ Jimmy. Fridays “Daddyz Night Out” with the boyz DJ Jess will be spinning with a NEW host Maria Vonteese. Saturdays “Drag Comedy Show” hosted by my fave, ever! Iona Traler. Every Friday (until Valentines Day) enter to win the “Be My Valentine Contest” one winner every Friday (dinner for 2). The winners will enjoy a group dinner on Friday Feb 15th. 22 Metra Magazine, Issue # 807
… WINDSOR, CANADA RED LOUNGE (519-915-5132), have you checked out the Red Lounge in Windsor? I loved the place! Sundays are “Acoustic Nights.” I loved, loved, loved the stylings of Joseph Anthony, he’s defiantly easy on the eyes
That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, February 13 for our Wednesday, February 20 issue. I can be reached at AuntieM4Doro@aol.com Email me your upcoming events today! Metra Magazine, Issue # 8007 23
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