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Well here we go again guys and dolls, I’m just now getting over my drunkin stupor from St. Patrick’s Day, WOW what a BLAST I had ALL WEEKEND LONG” party after party, good Lord I think I’m still peeing green. Now it’s Time for Easter celebrations. Chocolate eggs, marshmallow eggs, speckled eggs, Carmel eggs, cherry filled eggs, hard boiled eggs, died eggs, deviled eggs. Run Toto run! Before Bubba catches up to you and hops on your cottontail While Toto runs for his life lets spring into Metraland and see what’s hoppining. …MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), The one and only gay night? “Pride Fridays” at Necto in Ann Arbor. They have something for everyone! High energy dance in the Main Room and retro/ UK music videos and top 40 in the Red Room. Just think you could help some young college student with their “one time in college” story! Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), They have it all! Steam room, exercise equipment, game area, TV lounges, tanning, showers, locker room and 75 plus rooms I don’t know where to go first. Saturday, March 23rd “College Night” with $5 lockers for members 18-25 “Wild Wednesdays” free lube with the purchase of a locker or room. Friday, April 5th “Black Out Party”. Saturday, April 13th “Leather Night”, $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness. SundayThursday “Free Tanning” with the purchase of a room or locker. The best part? Well, all of it but, their open 24/7!! CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), Sundays are try out nights for hot new dancers, come on out and check out the fresh meat! Tuesdays, “Coyote Ugly Karaoke”. With your bartender and host that little cutie Michael Champagne. Thursdays come feed your “Impulse” Featured billboard DJ John Cruz. The best male 14 Metra Magazine, Issue # 810
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entertainment in Detroit with sexy dancers and bartender favorites. Fridays are “Sinfully Fun” with your hostess Crystal Harding and DJ John Cruz. Saturdays My buddy Doug Roberts spins. The Gold Coast has dancers seven days a week. GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Monday thru Friday 8pm-2am, Saturday and Sunday 2pm-2am “Its GIGI’s Bitches” “Monday Nights” no cover before 11:00! FREE cover all night long with college ID! With Chico, Nickki and the boys!” F*%k you Fridays” $2 cover before 11: 00, with Chico, DeAngela, Sabin and all the boys! HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday, March 30th Detroit’s traveling party “Fusion” It starts in Ferndale at Just 4 Us with a cocktail party from 7pm-830 pm! (When you’re in Rome do as the Romans do, when you’re in Just 4 Us do as I would do..Pick up some new toys of course) Then board the luxury coach with live entertainment and complimentary champagne! Travel in style to Liberty bar and the Hayloft Saloon for sexy surprises and FUN! Tickets are only $10 to ride the luxury bus from 8:30pm til 2:30am, forget the mile high club I’m joining the mile long club! LIQUID (313-826-1192), If you’re on Face Book or even on this planet then you know that Liquid has something going on every day of the week. Go on their Facebook to see what’s going on. Check out their happy hour 7 days a week from 6pm-9pm METRO DETROIT SOFTBALL LEAGUE (www.mdsl.org) Join MDSL for “Drag Queen Bingo” Saturday, March 23rd at 8pm at the Birdcage... $20 per player, multiple games. Great prizes to winners along with some wonderful door prizes. Their still looking for players for the 2013 season. I still want to know about the cheerleaders? Rah rah sis boob ba, right? R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), Friday, March 22nd 10pm-5am “Stop Light Party” wear the colors of the traffic light to denote your relationship status: Green means your single, Red means your taken and yellow means your relationship is status is complicated. Saturday, March 30th “Black Out Party” WOW!! Billy’s back on track at the R&R Saloon, Business is up by 75%, you know what that means to us? More hot
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bods in the place. Sundays Billy and Sammy host “Sundaze at the R&R” just like the Sundays at the Former Tiffany’s used to be. So stop by and check it out, you know if Billy and Sammy are involved it’s going to be WILD! You’re going to howl at the moon with all the hot Coyote dancers!!. Oh by the way peeps they’re looking for hot coyote dancers, call the bar for an appointment. Saturday, April 20th isthe” Miss R&R Contest”. Watch Metra for details! Douglas: DUNES RESORT (269-857-1401), Saturday, March 23rd “Buns And Baskets” with Steve Teets “Mr. Michigan Leather 2013”. Basket raffles, Vacuum Cube Demos, now that sucks! Sunday, March 31st Easter egg hunt, “Best Bonnet And Biggest Basket Contest”. Thursdays “Euchre Night” 6pm. Fridays, “Karaoke” at 9pm “BINGOlicious”, every Sunday from 4-7pm. Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), An Italian-American Restaurant and banquet hall. I like the fact that they have carry-outs and delivery on beer and wine, ya gotta love it! Every Monday night is “Trivia Night” 8:30 and 9:30, for example: who has the best Easter dinners and buffets? Answer: Como’s, it’s that easy. So come on down and show them which head your thinking with. Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Where friends meet.. and how! I met many “friends” at the” Relaunch Party” on the 16th, the place was jam packed, wall to wall bodies! Not that I’m complaining, (I love bodies) Bobby J did an incredible job on the place!! I had a blast! Thanks Bobby J keep up the good work. RUMORS (616-454-8720), Tuesdays “Kick Ass Karaoke” Head on down for a cool drink and some hot sounds with their new state of the art digital karaoke system with AMAZING sound, it even makes me sound good, I know right? continued an page 19 Metra Magazine, Issue # 810 17
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Monica Parker is the hostess with the mostes (I know…you never heard that one before) and the ever sooo hot Travis as your bartender. So peeps, if cheap drinks and a great time with friends is what your looking for (who isn’t) this is the place to be! Then head on back for “Thirsty Thursdays” with ½ off all alcohol drinks and shots from 4pm-2am. Oh good Lord! There’s free darts on top of it all (cover the boys and girls, drunks and darts can be scary) Hamtramck: BACKSTREET (248-629- 0602), Saturday, March 23rd " S&M" with Detroit’s legendary DeAngela Show Shannon, hosted by Jade in Black. Saturday, March 30th “Bunny Ball 2013” $2 well and $12 fishbowls til 12 Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Saturday, April 6th “Hot Bottoms” An all male underwear contest (ok! now you have my attention) There is a $50 cash prize to the winner. So come on boyz get down to Spiral and show off your goods for cash. And as always, call to reserve your free party bus. 18 + always welcome, 21+ free cover before 11pm Mt. Clemens: TOTAL T’S (586-468-2208), • I’m not gay but… my butt is • There are no straight men, only men who have never met me • Don’t hate me because I’m a lesbian; hate me because I stole your chick. What ever you favorite saying or quote have it printed on a t-shirt. Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Friday, March 22nd “80’s Night” all request music and game/activity night. Saturday , March 23 rd “Body Bingo” Friday, March 29th is” Migra Night” Country line dancing and fun, 50/50 raffles and door prizes. Saturday
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March 30th “Black Light Party” and “Black Party And Leather Bunnies From Hell Party” featuring: Mr. Michigan Leather 2013 Steve Teets. And the yet to be crowned Mr. Liberty Leather, with a 50/50 drawing and door prizes Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Saturday, March 30th “Basket And Buns Party” with an Easter egg hunt for prizes and plenty of give aways! You might find more then eggs on your hunt wink wink ☺ Do you believe? At Sidetraxx they do. Each month they celebrate the signs of the zodiac Friday March 5th “Zodiac Review” for Aries. If you’re an Aries there is no cover and if it’s your birthday you’ll receive VIP treatment. There will be live entertainment, birthday drink specials and fun, hey Scott I’m a Gemini do I get 2 times the fun? Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), “$2 Tuesdays” with “Queens Gone Wild” hosted by the Fu*king talented Bentley James. The best part of the whole night is an all male “Booty Contest” so many booty’s so little time. DJ Jimmy spins for you. Every Friday is “Friday Night Out With The Boyz” Saturdays, “Malebox Review Comedy Drag Show” hosted by: Iona Traler, Jacqueline Frost and special guest, music by DJ Jimmy. I know I keep telling you how hilarious their shows are, and once you see them you’ll agree, and I guess there is another reason I’m so fond of Iona, well folks.. she’s my long lost mother, father, sister, brother. You see my real name is….Iona Shack, the secrets out! Maybe at the next family reunion we can both find each other our dates. SAVE THE DATES: “Ferndale Pride”; Saturday, June 1st 2013.The Annual GLBT & Allies Pride Festival and celebrations continues. Meeting dates, plans, sponsorship and volunteer information to follow. 22 Metra Magazine, Issue # 810
“Motor City Pride”; June 8th&9th. Down load an application and more information at www.motorcitypride.org. To reserve a booth. ...ILLINOIS Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Friday, March 29th “Depeche Mode” also a release party for their new album “Delta Machine”. Sunday, April 7 th . and the first Sunday of every month “MadonnaRama” the monthly night dedicated to everything Madonna. DJ Riley York spins for you. SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Friday, March 22nd “Dirty Laundry Party” hardtech, electronic and underground dance. Join DJ’s Pete Augusta and Boxxxcutter for a new night of partying in the downstairs dance bar. Host and bartender, Joey Kissing will be serving up $5 dirt bombs until 2am. If things get to dirty come rinse off up stairs, at SPIN’S “Friday Night Shower Contest”, with DJ Chester. There is a $100 cash prize for first place and $50 for second place. If you ask me anyone who is willing to strip down to their skivvies and get wet is a winner in my eyes. TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Friday, March 22nd “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” Cub’s/ Sox’s face off, North side/South side show off your team pride. Drawings for Sox & Cubs team gear and game tickets. You know where to find me at the 7th inning stretch; I’ll be in the Cubs dugout stretching my legs. Saturday, March 23rd “A Night Of Live Music” with performances by, Scott Free, Stephen Leonard, Jonothan Lykes and Dan Atwell. Hosted by Bear comic, Bryan Dowling at 10pm. Saturday, March 30th “Scream” a night of thrills! CLAW Nation party to benefit Chicago House. Raffles, silent and live auctions at 10pm. “VIP Reception” (very intense pleasures) 10pm til midnight in the Club Room with a hosted bar and treats, gift bags and VIP raffle. That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, March 27th for our Wednesday, April 3rd issue and you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Happy Easter everyone!! Metra Magazine, Issue # 810 23
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