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Greetings! To all my fab fans. Since our last visit I’ve been hopping busy with all the Easter parties I attended, my favorite part of Easter is.. of course, the baskets silly! And not the kind made out of wicker honey. My long lost mother, father, sister, brother Iona Trailer and I finally meet at our Easter egg hunt slash family reunion, ya that’s how you do it in the parks. She was kind enough to give me some cotton tail, a cotton tail bunny dirty minds, gees what do you think we were raised in a trailer park? Oh, wait we were, never mind! OK, lets man up as we gear up for “ CLAW 12” Look out Cleveland! Here I come! …OHIO Cleveland… On April 25th – the 28th it’s “CLAW 12” in Cleveland, Ohio. Huge vendor mart, Recon warehouse parties, skills and education, boots and cigar tent, silent and live auctions, leather pup mosh pit, entertainment and the leather hall of fame. Two hotels full of leather men! (I’ll be back I need to have a smoke) OK, where was I, did you know that CLAW has donated over $400,000 to community charities! Keep up the good work guys and gals, oh and with the charities to. …MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), some people will think of anything just to throw a party and I LOVE IT!! (I think we should all have halfey birthdays) And yah know we in Metraland love, continued on pg 16 14 Metra Magazine, Issue # 811
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love, love to get in costume. So peeps lets get out the sheers, the glitter and the glam for the Necto “Masquerade Costume Party” celebrating ½ way to Halloween. Friday, April 12th! Come in costume and pay no cover. With DJ Jace and DVJ Mark. Happy hour form 9pm 11pm, ½ off all drinks, shots and bottled beers. Only $2 for Long Islands till 11pm, now that’s scary! Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Friday, April 12th feel your way over to Body Zone for their “Black Out Party” Saturday, April 20th it’s “Kinky Carnival Leather night” $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness. Saturday, April 27th is “College Night” with $5 lockers for members 18-25, well folks I’m 26 I guess that means I’m over the hill oh well, time to start dating younger men! “Wild Wednesdays” FREE lube with the purchase of a locker or room. Summers coming…eventually, so take advantage of their “FREE Tanning” Sunday- Thursday, with the purchase of a room or locker. All this talk of locker rooms reminds me of high school and all those unsuspecting straight boys remembering me as being very helpful when they dropped their soap (don’t ask don’t tell). CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), “Messy Mondays” customer Appreciation night. I always appreciate a good mess as long as it’s on your side of the bed! Tuesdays are “Coyote Ugly Karaoke” with your bartender and host Michael Chanpagne! I’ll drink him, I mean I‘ll drink to that. Thursdays come feed your “Impulse” with DJ John Cruz. Fridays are “Sinfully Fun” with your hostess Crystal Harding and DJ John Cruz (he can cruz me anytime) Sundays are try out nights for hot new dancers, come see what their packin! ESCAPE BOOKSTORE (313-366-6558), Cum Check out all the new toys The Escape has added to there inventory, but hurry you do not want me to get there first! FIFTH WHEEL (313-846-8613), An adult book store with all kinds of fun! Magazines, peep shows, male videos and much more! GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Monday nights it’s “GIGI’s Bitches” No cover before 11pm,
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FREE cover all night long with college ID and party with Chico, Nickki and the boys. “Fu%k You Fridays” with $2 cover before 11pm, with Chico, DeAngela, Sabin and all the boys. Every Saturday experience “GIGI’s Cabaret Room! With talent, style and beauty. Show times are at 10pm, 11pm and 1am. Reservations are highly suggested! Last time yours truly attended there was standing room only, so call today! HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday, April 6th “Steven Teets, (Mr. Michigan Leather 2013) Birthday Party” Saturday, April 13th “iParty” win the best Gadgets! Metra Magazine is proud to be a sponsor for the Hayloft Saloon’s “Bear Expo” April 19th, 20th and 21st. Lots of bear vendors, yummy bear food and carnival style games. Saturday, April20th “The Fundamentalists Perform Live”. LIQUID (313-826-1192), Detroit’s dance destination! Open 7 days! Monday – Saturday 6pm-2am, Sundays 2pm-2am. Happy Hour 6pm-9pm so come early and get your Liquid on! METRO DETROIT SOFTBALL LEAGUE (www.mdsl.org), Lets PLAAAY BAAALL!! Come on out and help kick off the 2013 softball season at Club Aff on Friday, May 3rd 8pm2am inside the Affirmations Community Center. Affirmations is closing down for one night and turning the center into a club. There will be a DJ for dancing, multiple bars will be set up thought the building, alcohol and non-alcoholic drinks will be available. Food will be provided, the sky deck will be open, and games will be available. There still looking for players! Hello! Is this thing on? I’m beginning to think that there not interested in cheerleaders. I check my e-mail..nothing, voice male..nothing, Face Book,..nothing, texts..natta, tweets..nope! OH, I know, they sent my application in the mail or by pony express. R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), Saturday, April 6th “Hanky Code Party” with drink specials for guys flagging…what color are you? Saturday, April 13th “Stop Light Party” drink specials and $1 shots. Saturday, April 20th “Leather Sexy S&M… Miss R&R Saloon Contest”. Hosted by Me’chella Shannon. With special guest Mr. R&R 2013, Felix with a 50/50 raffle for Mr. Friendly, and a Farewell performance by Me’chella Shannon with other guest performances. WOW, the entry fee is only $20.00 registration deadline is Wednesday, April 10th. Every Sunday, Hot Coyote Dancers are back but, with fewer clothes, also “Crazy Sundays” 6pm-2am with Sammy!! Continued on page 22 18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 811
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Douglas: DUNES RESORT (269-857-1401), Make your reservations now! April 12th- 14th. “Spring Bear Weekend” Friday night “Retro Disco Night” with DJ Mark Vallese. Saturday night Bear-e-oke” with Men of Manwatch. Sunday night “Bingolicious”. OK, now were talking, stay 2 nights and get a 3rd night at no charge! Sunday, April 14th “Miss Dunes Resort” a garden of good and evil. The winner will receive a beautiful full circle crown, flowers, $250 cash prize at crowning and $150 at your hand down, and the first alternate will receive flowers and $50 cash. Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), I’ve been telling you guys about Como’s private party room for months now but, do you listen to me? Noooo so see for your self! Check out their ad on page 19. I told you its perfect for any event: graduation, showers, and small receptions (70-100 bods) for birthdays the list is endless. I had a gathering there and I tell you, I will go back! The place is beautiful and the staff was friendly and attentive, and of course the food is fabo! Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Can you say “drunkin stuper for a week” Sundays “Build Your Own Bloody Mary Bar” 2pm-6pm. Sundays and Wednesdays “$3.50 Long Islands” all day and night. “Meet A Man Mondays” $9-32oz you call it, with Absolut pitchers. “Woman’s Wednesdays” $2.75 domestic and well, $1 off top shelf. “Thirsty Trursdays” up to ½ off everything. Fridays and Saturdays “Happy Hour” til 9pm RUMORS (616-454-8720), The sexiest night in Grand Rapids, its “Wicked Wednesdays” 3 dancers of Manwatch will be showin ya sin and skin at 11pm & 12:30! Fridays are “Ladies Night” DJ Monica Parker will be in the house, with two HOT female box dancers. Ladies remember that they have drink specials just for you. Ladies night every 1st 3rd and5th Friday Hamtramck: BACKSTREET (248-629-0602), Backstreet has a lot of great events planned for April! Hear tell they have a big artist in the works. Watch Metra for their up coming ads. I can’t wait to hear who it is!
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Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), “Hott Bottoms” I know what you’re thinking, because so am I. Now that I’m done spiraling out of control with my nasty imagination of hot bottoms and more hot bottoms, lets get down to the facts. Saturday, April 6th “Hot Bottoms” is an all male underwear contest. $50 to the winner. Hell, I’ll pay $50 to see tons of hot college guys in nothing but their underwear! As usual 18+ always welcome, 21+ FREE before 11pm. Call to reserve a free party bus, good lord! If only I could be a fly on the wall on that bus. Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Friday, April 5th M.I.G.R.A. Friday April 12th “90’S Theme Activity Night” Oh sweet Jesus we are aging, do you remember when we did 50’s nights and we thought that was old! Saturday, April 13th “Sexiest Jeans Party” yah, I should be the judge! I could tell the winner “nice jeans but, they would look better on my bedroom floor!” Great! The kitchen is now open during all bar hours! Got a great idea for a party, really? Here goes one, its dark out, run the idea past Matt or Kent. Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Friday, April 5th “Zodiac Review for Aries. If you are an Aries there is no cover and if it’s your birthday you’ll receive VIP treatment. There will be live entertainment, birthday drink specials and fun! Sunday’s it’s FREE pool and darts all night long. On Mondays it’s “Martini Madness” $5 martinis. Tuesdays, you have Euchre with $2 beers all night. Wednesdays are Karaoke Night with $3 Long Islands. Thursdays FREE juke box Friday and Saturdays a DJ with dancing. Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Tuesdays, “Queens Gone Wild” with DJ Jimmy, $2 well and $2 domestic. “Friday Night Out With The Boyz”! Saturdays, “Male Box Revue Comedy Drag Show hosted by Iona Trailer, Jacqueline Frost and special guests, "Friday, April 26th MB2 celebrates Bill’s “Two Decades In The Gay Community” 19932013. ...ILLINOIS Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Wednesday, April 10th “Binary” Chicago’s only bisexual club night (2nd Wednesday of the month) featuring DJ’s S@int & Mutilato of StereoKiller Productions. Thursday, April 11th “Twirl” (a new monthly event every 2nd Thursday of each month) Hosted by Sissy Spastik! Entertainment by Shaun J. Wright, Mr. White and Alinka 2nd STORY (312-923-9536), Do you know the meaning of stress? Well, let me enlighten you. It’s when the confusion created when ones mind overrides the body’s basic desire to choke the living sh*t out of some a$$hole (everyone knows one) who deserves it! So in stead of that come on up to the 2nd Story and enjoy a quant friendly environment and make a few new friends that you don’t want to choke. SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Saturday, April 6th fall in for a night of voguing, posing and serving attitude. “Chicago Is Burning” (oh no not again) with DJ Chester. Wear your neon and grab a glow stick Saturday, April 13th “Glow & Show Dance Party” with sickening drag performances (there words, not mine) by the Princes, go-go boys and glow in the dark dance floor. That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, April 10th for our Wednesday, April, 17th issue, and you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Email me your upcoming events today! 23 Metra Magazine, Issue # 811
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