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METRA MAGAZINE
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Hello again my little pretties! Are you all ready to get banging? (For the fourth of July weekend piglets!) I’m looking forward to food, fun and fireworks and that’s just in my bed room! I encourage you all to enjoy your time off and eat, drink and party with a boom! (Drink responsibly and remember alcohol and fireworks are a no no! Let the non drinkers handle that!) Mark your calendars Sunday, July 14th is the “34th Annual METRA Picnic”. Get your tickets in advance and save some green to use on party supplies, check out the information on pages 16 and 17. Let’s check out what my peeps have planed in Metraland! Luv ya kiss kiss! …ILLINOIS Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Sunday, July 30th “Burst!” A post pride parade oasis. DJ Teen Witch Fan Club. Performances on the hour by Deja K Taylor. Tuesday, July 2nd “Sinful $1 Drink Night” with resident DJ Chester. Hosted by Anita Borshen, with drink specials! Wednesday, July 3rd “Static” with DJ Pete Augusta spinning Underground Electronic & Alternative dance. SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Saturday, July 6th “Chicago Is Burning” with Dida Ritz! Fall in for a night of voguing, posing and serving attitude, the first Saturday of every month. Hostess Dida Ritz invites you to drag yourself in for a night of ups and downs and sickening battles, so “gentlemen start your engines and may the best woman win!” TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Tuesdays are “Hardcore Crusin Night” leather and sex (you wont find a combo like that at McDonalds) $1 off drinks for those in leather! Thursdays are 14 Metra Magazine, Issue # 816
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“Handballer Night” busy hands…good times, flag Red or White hankies for $1 off drinks. Once I showed up to a party butt naked, flagging only a red hankie, I was not received very well but, in all fairness it was at my company Xmas party whoops! Saturdays are “Bear Nights” with the Great Lakes Bears. Chicago’s original and biggest (no pun intended) bear party! …MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), Friday, July 12th “Boys Of Summer” happy hour from 9pm to 11pm. 1/2 off all drinks, shots, bottled beers and $2 Long Islands till 11pm. And as always high energy dance music in the Main Room and Retro Pop/ UK music in the Red Room. Doors open at 9pm 18+ welcome. No cover before 10pm. guys with College ID get in FREE until11pm. Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Saturday, June 29th “College Night” with $5 lockers for members 18-25. Friday, July 12th “Black Out Party” Saturday, July 20th “Leather Night” $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness! “Wild Wednesdays” FREE Lube with the purchase of a locker or a room. And as always “Free Tanning” Sunday-Thursday with the purchase of a room or a locker. CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), “Messy Mondays” customer appreciation night $1 off any drink! Tuesdays “Coyote Ugly Karaoke” with that little cutie Michael Champagne. Wednesdays are “Hump Night” (don’t even get me started) no cover! Fridays “Live Entertainment” with Crystal Harding and DJ John Cruz. My fave is Sundays! Its “Amateur Night” with why is it my fave you ask? Think about it, young hot hung boys looking to embark on a career of go go dancing; it’s like taking candy from a baby!
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GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Every Monday is “College Night” FREE cover all night with college ID, party with Chico, Nickki and the boy’s. “Fu%k You Fridays” $2 cover before 11pm with Chico, DeAngela, Sabin and all the boys! Sunday evening! “Karaoke” with your hostess Karen and your bartender Randy! Ask them about the bus for the Metra picnic! HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Friday, June 28th Michigan Bears presents “Bear Quake” hosted by Mr. Hayloft Saloon Brian McDaniel’s. Saturday, June 29th Saturday, June 29th Mystryss Lily’s “Leather and Lavender” birthday event. Thursday, July4th “Fireworks Play Party” on the patio. Saturday, July 6th the “All Holidays Masquerade Ball”. Ca$h prizes for the best holiday themed costume (Christmas, Easter, Halloween, St. Patty’s Day, Valentines Day ect) dance party on the patio. Oh goodie the “Country Expo” is coming July 12-14! LIQUID (313-826-1192), Tuesdays, are “Twisted 2’s Days” with DJ Nikolai. $2 cover, $2 wells and beers. Wednesdays, “Industry Night” with bartender Jake serving up $5 Long Islands. “3 Some Thursdays” $3 cover, 3 tube shots for $3 and 3 DJ’s. Andrew, Noe and Tuffy. Fridays are “Fabulous Fridays” with DJ Eddie, with top 40’s dance music. $5 cover or $3 with college ID. $3 Long Islands. Saturdays, the legendary “Backstreet Dance Party” Saturday, June 29th “Frat Boys Gone Wild”. Saturday, July 6th “Indepen…..Dance Ball 2013” Saturday, July 13th “34 year Anniversary Party”. $5 cover. R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), Saturday, July 29th “Black Out” jock and underwear party and contest. Saturday, July 13th “Country Expo And Buss Tour” Saturday, July 20th “Christmas In July” patio BBQ. Every week enjoy the following events. Sundays “Crazy Daze Pig Party” drink specials every ½ hour after 6pm. Tuesdays “Pool Tournament” 1st place $75 and 2nd place $25. Wednesdays “Smokin Hot Underwear Contest” $100 cash prize! Fridays “Leather Night” no cover with Leather attire! Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), Did you know that Como’s has been serving the community since 1961? Ha who knew? Join them on their deck for “Trivia” on Mondays. Tuesdays are “Karaoke” on the patio. Don’t forget the first Friday of each month they bring in a DJ! Metra Magazine, Issue # 816 19
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JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Did you know that Just 4 Us has BBQ’s on their patio every Thursday and Friday (weather permitting) from5pm-10pm, and its just $5 for a burger and a beer so you know Ill be there for wieners and toys! While your there pick up all your party needs for the fourth! (Go early they’re closed on Thursday the 4th)) Grand Rapids: RUMORS (616-454-8720), Sundays are “Stompin Sundays And Show Night” “Stompin Sundays” with The River Renegades! Country line dancing from 6-9pm, (lesions given at 6pm). Starting at 10pm it’s “Show Night” Rumors offers great entertainment every Sunday night, with performances by some of the best drag queens and kings in the state. Tuesdays are “Kick Ass Karaoke” at 10pm with Jasinya Sanchez; they have thousands of songs to choose from, and a kick ass state of the art digital system for amazing sound!! Thursdays are “Thirsty Thursdays” ½ off all alcoholic drinks and shots! I’m sooo there! It starts at 4pm til 2am. FREE darts and DJ Monica Parker. THE APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Check out their new wine selection. “Sunday Fundays” build your own Bloody Marys and Mimosa’s from 2pm-6pm and surprise events every Sunday! “Meet A Man Mondays” $3 Absolut you call it’s! $2.75 wells and domestic. “Tea Tuesday” with $10 32oz Long Island Pitchers “Woman’s Wednesdays” and all new “Wine And Well Wednesday” with ½ off bottles of wine and $2.50 wells and domestics. “Thirsty Thursdays” with up to ½ off on everything! Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Friday, June 28th Come–on-I-wanna-lei-ya “Hawaiian Party” pu pu platters at 6 & 11pm, drink specials with DJ Scott. Prize for best Hawaiian wear! Saturday, June 29th “Drink and Drag Bingo” with Chrome Debris. Friday, July 5th “MIGRA Night” country line dancing, lessons and lots of fun! Saturday, July 6th “Black Light Beach Party”. “Stud Sundays”, hot music and hot dancers with DJ Chuck.
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Sterling Heights: SALON ONE (586-739-1164), You know I love me some Salon One! Make your appointment today for the 4th of July holiday weekend! Red, White and Blue do’s anyone? My fave saloon Salon One will now be called Salon One And Day Spa and their moving to a bigger and better location, the new address is 47549 Van Dyke (no that’s not a drag queens name) Shelby TWSP. MI. Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Don’t forget to get your cherry popped at Sidetraxx the week of June 29th til July 6th for there “National Cherry Festival” (my cherry grew back so I’ll have to be popped again) Peeps, this event is huge!! Google the National Cherry Festival, you won’t believe the events that take place there over, 130! Ya, I know. Mondays are “Martini Mondays” with $5.00 Martinis, with a choice of 10 different flavors to choose from, plus its happy hour prices all night long! Wednesdays starting at 10pm “Karaoke,” hosted by Impaired Karaoke with WOW! $3 Long Island Iced Teas. Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Coming soon on Mondays..”Beer Pong.” “Red, White And Blue Weekend” with BBQ’s on there beautiful patio Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday! After 3pm now that’s patriotic! Its special editions of your favorites: Friday, July 5th Miria Vonteese and DJ Mike host “Friday Night Out With The Boyz!" Saturday, July 6th “Malebox Revue Drag Comedy Show” with Iona Traler, Iona makes Jinkx Monsoon look like an amateur! Sorry Jinkxy you know I luv ya and none of those other bitches on season 5 can hold a candle to you! The best woman won! Oh, speaking of fat ass bitches would someone tell Roxxxy Andrews to give poor Alaska one of her many sandwiches? OK back to the Malebox parties Sunday, July 7th “Karaoke Sunday” That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, July 3rd for our Wednesday, July 10th issue and you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com!
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