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METRA MAGAZINE
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Friends of
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Greetings guys and dolls, it’s all about the Woodward Dream Cruise and Arts Beats And Eats (don’t get me started on that name, you know a queen named that event!) the Cruise is on Saturday, August 17th and expects to draw more then one million people from around the world! Nine communities along Woodward Ave. participate. It’s truly a HUGE block party that covers 16 miles! The 16th Annual Arts Beats And Eats (stop it!!) festival is on August, 30th through September 2nd on Labor Day Weekend. Peeps, I have gone to this event for the past five years and I wouldn’t miss it for the world! There is every walk of life imaginable there! It’s the perfect place to people watch and party, a few of my favorite things! Let’s check out what our folks are doing in Metraland! Luv ya kiss kiss! …MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), Friday, August16th "Escape To Wonderland" how fun! They're decking out the bar into a fantasy wonderland playground.You dont want to miss this one, the decorations will blow your mind!! Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Saturday, August 17th “Leather Night” $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness. Saturday, August 24th “College Night” with $5 lockers for members 18-25! Friday, September 13th “Black Out Party”. “Wild Wednesdays” with FREE lube with the purchase of a locker or room. “FREE Tanning” Sunday-Thursday, with the purchase of a room or locker. Open 24/7 yippee! CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), Mondays are “Messy Mondays” customer appreciation night with $1 drinks, FREE pizza and no cover! Saturday, August 17th the Hayloft will be bringing their Fusion buss to the Gold Coast and go back and forth continued on page 15 12 Metra Magazine, Issue # 819
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between Hayloft and Gold Coast all night long! There will be dancers at both bars and on the bus! Fridays Crystal Harding hosts “Exotic Male Dancers” with DJs John Cruz and Intrigue. CREAM SATURDAYS. “Cream Saturdays” (I don’t know why they call it that, any guesses?) is a dance party that takes place every Saturday at the Shelter (below St. Andrews Hall) at 10pm. DJs Jace and Tom T. Check it out they have cheap drinks, cute people and great music! ESCAPE BOOKSTORE (313-366-6558), After the Woodward Dream Cruise do some cruising of your own at the Escape Bookstore, what? They have books and videos and toys, what did you think I meant dirty minds? GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Every Monday is “College Night” FREE cover all night with college ID, let’s go party with Chico, Nickki and who else, but the boys! “Fu%k You Fridays (O.K) $2 cover before 11pm with Chico, DeAngela, Sabin and all the boys. Sunday evenings “Karaoke” with your hostess Karen and your hot hot hot bartender Randy!! HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday, August 17th “Fusion” ride the shuttle between Gold Coast and Hayloft all night long for just $10! Dancers on the shuttle and at the Hayloft and Gold Coast. Also Steffie and the Dirty Virgins concert on the patio with a BBQ! Saturday, August 24th “Madonnathon” Celebrating thirty years of fabulous Madonna! Giveaways of all of her CDs plus a numbered print poster of her first album! Guest DJ and a BBQ. Saturday, August 31st the men of ONYX and Black And White Men Together present “Wet Jock Contest” (I’ll just be in the audience, but my jock WILL be wet!!) BBQ, (oh I want a pig in my blanket) ca$h prizes and shot and drink discounts for men in underwear only.” “Leather Expo V” is coming September 13-15th! Watch METRA for details LIQUID (313-826-1192), “Twisted Tuesdays” $2 wells, beer and cover, with DJ Nikolai. “Threesome Thursdays” (now your talking my language) 3 DJs, $3 cover and $3 for 3 Tube Shots!” Fabulous Fridays” $3 Long Islands (the Liquid way)! Top 40 dance music with $5 continued on page18
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cover or $3 with college ID! Saturdays “Dance with Destination” with DJs Eddie and Andrew. Saturday, August 31st “Hot Ass Contest” (lets call it what it is) with a special appearance by Lady Bunny from RuPaul’s Drag U. With your hostess the ever so popular Crystal Harding! DJs Andrew and Eddie! R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), Saturday, August 17th ICON Detroit and ONYX presents: “Jock Strap Night” Saturday, August 24th “BBQ On The Patio” and “Pitt Party”. Saturday, August 31st “Black Out Party” Saturday, September 7th Work hard play hard “Back To Work Uniform Party” Sundays, “Keggers Night” with a fresh Keg tapped at 6pm, 9pm and Midnight! Tuesdays “Pool Tournaments” Cash prizes! Wednesdays, “Smokin Hot Underwear Contest” Cash prizes! Fridays “Leather Night” no cover with leather attire! Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), I don’t know about you, but I’ll be at Como’s on Saturday, August 17th sitting on the patio sipping my beverage and watching the Woodward Dream Cruise go by, oh ya and not to mention over one million people who attend this event. It truly is the best place in town to watch all the action! JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Not far from all the festivities, if you’ve never been, good a time as any! I guarantee that you will love this place! It’s clean, quant and has a ton of greeting cards (when I go I stock up for the whole year.) They have a food and coffee bar, cloths, flags, toys, videos, magazines and more and if that’s not enough, they have a BBQ on their patio every Thursday and Friday (weather permitting) from 5pm-10pm, and its just $5 for a burger and beer! continued on page 20 18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 819
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Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Cool off at the Apartment Lounge they offer some great drink specials! “Sunday Funday” build your own Bloody’s and Mimosa’s from 2pm6pm with surprise events every Sunday! “Craft Brews Mondays” $3 12oz bottles and $3.50 16oz cans$3 Absolut you call it’s. “Tea Tuesday” with $10 32oz Long Island pitchers. $2.75 wells and domestics. “Woman’s Wednesdays,” and the all new “Wine and Well Wednesdays,” with ½ off bottles of wine and $2.50 wells and domestics.” Thirsty Thursdays” with up to ½ off on everything!! Friday and Saturdays they’re the place to be with happy hour till 9pm. RUMORS (616-454-8720), Rumors has it! Every night there is something going on! Sundays, “Stompin Sunday And Show Night” . Mondays, “Mega Mug And Kick Ass Karaoke”. Wednesdays “Wicked Wednesdays” with male strippers! Thursdays, “Thirsty Thursdays” ½ off all alcohol. Fridays, “Ladies Night” with Monica Parker! Saturdays, “Foam Party” with DJ Graig Allen! Guys if you haven’t been to a foam party you have to go! The dance floor fills up
with foam while you’re dancing; it gets up to eight feet tall! It’s a total blast!! What happens in the foam, stays in the foam, catch my drift! Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Pride weekend Friday, August 23rd “GLOW” Michigan Pride Pre party, with the fierce Morgan Mc Michaels! Saturday, August 24th “After Party” with the fab Dida Ritz! Both gals are from the RuPaul’s Drag Race! Any one from RuPaul’s Drag Race is sure to entertain! Well maybe not the notorious bitch Roxy Andrews (unless you’re at an eating contest) Mt. Clemens: TOTAL T’S (586-468-2208), Get your favorite saying on a T shirt for the Woodward Dream Cruise or Arts Beats And Eats! I’m getting one that says “Auntie M beats and eats” (what? I do, oh and you don’t) Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Friday, August 16th MIGRA “Cruise Party” me personally I’m going to the cruise to cruise! Saturday, August 17th “Cruise The Cruise Party” with DJ Scott. Prize for the best 50’s costume! How fun!! Friday, August 23rd “Black Out Party” with all request videos! FREE door prize drawing! Saturday, August 24th Beautiful presents “Charity’s Comedy Cabaret 3" with special guest Chuck Braidwood, Mr. Liberty Leather. Tuesdays are “Euchre” at 7:30pm. Thursday nights “Karaoke” with Karen. “Stud Sundays” with DJ Chuck and the Liberty dancers! Sterling Heights: SALON ONE DAY SPA (586-739-1164), Get your “do” did for the up coming events. We can’t have our community prancing around looking like they just rolled out of bed! Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Every Sunday “Patio Party” BBQ on the patio with FREE Pool, Darts and Pinball all day and all night! $3 Bloody Mary Bar and $3 Long Islands. Every Monday its “Martini Mondays” $5 Martinis plus happy hour prices all night long!
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Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Mondays are “Beer Pong” (is that like bowling, the drunker you get, the worse you play?) to fun! “Tuesday Night Dance Party” $2 domestic and wells. No cover all night! Wednesdays are “Whiskey Wednesday” (wait isn’t that hump day? Oh never mind every day is hump day) FREE jukebox after Country Line Dancing. Thursdays, Jodi shakes things up with “Karaoke” after 9pm. “Friday Night Out With The Boyz” DJ, dancing and of course boyz! Check out their new shot boys! Saturdays, “Malebox Revue Drag Comedy Show” still the best comedy drag show in the state! With the queen (pun intended) of comedy Iona Traler, Jacqueline Frost and special guests, DJ Jimmy spins. “Karaoke Sundays” BBQ after 3pm Karaoke at 9pm with Vince. Sunday, August 18th “Steak Dinner BBQ” wears the beef? At the Malebox and ya they have steaks to! Advance tickets only $10 and that’s cheap because you know Bill knows how to feed hungry people! ...ILLINOIS Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Wednesday, August 21st “GLO” a Euro dance party! DJs Adam Al and Gabriel, hosted by Pete Augusta. Euro Dance and Video Showcase. Thursday, August 22nd “BSTARR”S Love Boat” it’s a bon voyage for BSTARR! (L.A. or Bust) you go girl! Swimwear, Nautical, boat, and yacht attire encouraged! I think Ill wear my sailor’s hat! Yep that’s all, just ma hat! 2nd STORY (312-923-9536), it’s small, it’s cozy, and it’s a blast! You might be a stranger when you walk in but you won’t be a stranger when you leave, that is if you can remember leaving. That’s how strong and cheap the drinks are, I swear the last time I was there the bartender was giggling as he poured my drink which seemed to be for a very long time. He knew what he was doing and loving it! SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Saturday, August 24th “The Jade Of It All” Don’t miss RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 5 star Jade Jolie, along with Chicago’s own, from season 1 Jade Sotomayor, as they take over the Main stage. Tickets are $5 in advance, $10 at the door and $20 for VIP which includes meet and greet after the second show plus hosted bar package from 10pm-11pm! So get there early or you will Shantay sashay away! TOUCHE (773-465-7400), August 23-25 the Six Guns Ranch “Rodeo”. Take the Touché bus Saturday, August 24th the bus departs the bar at 10:30 am. $25 a seat includes admission to the rodeo. Rodeo tickets also available for $15 at the bar. That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, August, 21st for our Wednesday, August, 28th, issue AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Email me your upcoming events today!
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