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METRA MAGAZINE
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Metr a's calendar of EVENTS ou know wher e all the HO T spots ar e! Metra's EVENTS,, tha thatt lets y you where HOT are!
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Whhhaaaattt? You’re always asking I just wanted to clear up the confusion!! Bonjour my little sweets, get out your chaps, dust off your boots and get ready for “Leather Expo V” this is Metro Detroit’s biggest Annual Leather Party and Vendor Mart. This is the big one peeps, it’s the one in the parking lot! This year they have added a host hotel and Saturday Expo Education classes, safe play, bondage, dress codes and lots of live demos!! And get this, a special presentation and the return of the CUBE! Let’s see what other trouble we can get into in Metraland! …MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), If you’re trying to get that New York/Chicago mega feel Necto is for you! The best part about Necto is the sound system 7-sub-woofers on the main floor rumble your ribcage and makes you wanna get frisky fast! Auntie M loves Pride Fridays at Necto! Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Friday, September 13th “Black Out Party” will ya lookey there; it’s just in time for Leather Expo V! Saturday, September 21st “Leather Night” $ 5 locker for members in chaps or harness. Saturday, September 28th “College Night” with $5 lockers for members 18-25. “Wild Wednesdays” FREE lube with the purchase of a locker or room. “FREE Tanning” Sunday-Thursday with the purchase of a room or locker! CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), “Messy Mondays” no, pigs it’s not what your thinking, its customer appreciation night with FREE pizza and no cover. Dollar drinks from 7pm-11pm. Thursdays Sabin is back! With DJ John Cruze and exotic male dancers! No cover before 9pm! Fridays, Crystal Harding is your host with DJ’s John Cruz and Intrigue. Saturdays, DJ Doug spins on the SIN side! CREAM Saturdays, “CREAM” it’s a gay night at the Shelter, with great drinks, the best music and cute people! Located at 431 E. Congress below the St Andrew’s Hall 14 Metra Magazine, Issue # 821
ESCAPE BOOKSTORE (313-336-6558), DVD’S now available. Video rentals and sales! Adult magazines and novelties! GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Every Monday is “College Night” FREE cover with college ID! Party with Nickki, Chico and the boy’s. “Fuck (there I said it) You Fridays” $2 cover before 11pm, with Chico, DeAngela, Sabin and all the boy’s (and there is lots of boys to play with!) Sunday Evening “Karaoke” with Karen and your Bartender that little hottie Randy! HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), It’s Heereee! The 5th Annual “Leather Expo V” Friday, Saturday and Sunday September 13th, 14th and 15th! Friday, a “Tidal Wave Meet And Greet” with past and present title holders from all over the Midwest! Saturday during the day, starting at 2pm it’s “Training” with lots of classes to choose from! "S&M happy hour" 2pm-9pm. Saturday, “The Main Event” the vendors will be in the lot at 8pm and set up by 9pm. Buy, sell or trade (remember what Auntie M says, some things are best not traded) There will be TONS of vendors, performances, on stage demos! Ice penis shot luge and a vortex maze on the patio. Also there will be an after hours “Foam Party” at the KINKdom from 2am until 6am. I’ve only covered a small amount of what’s happening so go to facebook.com/HayloftSaloonDetroit and get all the deets! LIQUID (313-826-1192), Get a little bit country on Sundays with “Country Kickin” new country music plus line dancing and lessons! “Twisted 2’sdays” with $2 wells and beers. Hosted by Erika Adams with DJ Nikolai. Saturdays, “Detroit’s Dance Destination”. Your hostess "the get around girl" as I call her Crystal Harding and DJ’s Eddie and Andrew! MR. HOUSE (586-393-7420), There’s a new man in town ya all! Mr. House can do it all! Roofing, windows, doors, carpet, vinyl, gutters and gutter protection (good luck with my gutter minded readers). FREE estimates and when you mention you saw his ad in Metra you’ll receive a 25% discount!! R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), Saturday, September 14th “Levi And Leather Fetish Party”
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Friday, September 20th “Lights Out Pig Party” in the pit (that’s my kind of party!) Saturday, September 21st “80’s Dance Party” Friday, September 27th “Bears In The Woods Cook Out” (I prefer bears with woods) Saturday, September 28th Macho City is back! Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), Mondays are “Triva Nights” Tuesdays are “Karaoke” on the patio. The first Friday of each month they bring in a DJ. Peeps they have the best pizza in town! Book your holiday parties now! JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Stop in for a cup of coffee or a snack and brows through the new 2014 calendars WOW they have 24 varieties to choose from. I'm sure you’ll find some unique ones you wont find any where else! Flint: JB’S NITE CLUB (810-232-1955), A new upscale gay bar has opened in Flint Michigan it’s called JB’s Nite Club (really? I think I would have gone with BJ’s you know, with my dyslexia and all) it’s located at 2031 S. Dort Hwy. They are open Wednesday –Saturday from 9pm til 2am! Friday and Saturday, September 27th and 28th “Grand Opening Celebration” when the finalists of the drag kings and queens contest will be chosen! OK all you Michiganders lets get to Flint on the 27th and show this new bar how we in Metraland know how to party! Saturday, September 28th “Glow Stick Party” with lots of hot male and female dancers! Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), “ArtPrize Venue” come view our artists’ installations and join the Apartment for the following events “ArtPrize Launch Party” Wednesday September 18th 8-11pm. “Artists Reception” Open to the public! Guys I just noticed this, check out their ad on page 13, look at all the people in the streets good Lord you cant even see the ground! 18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 821
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RUMORS (616-454-8720), Wednesdays are “Wicked Wednesdays” with the hottest male stripers from across the state! Thursdays are “Thirsty Thursdays” with ½ off all alcohol!! Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Haaaaaaalleluiah the boys are back!! And Spiral is kicking off back to school is style! Saturday, September 14th “Toga 2013” a Delta Lambda Phi event with, DJ John Cruz. It is my personal opinion that Spiral has the sexist bar staff, wildest shows and the hottest crowd in Lansing! (No gutter minds, it’s not because the crowd is young, hung, hot college boys….well maybe a little) “Showbiz Sundays” Calling all queens! To compete and win a vacation to South Beach Miami and a performance at the world famous Palace! Registrations are on Sundays from September15th thru October 13th. Sunday, September 29th is postponed for the Rocky Horror Show. Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Friday, September 9th “Face Book Party” with Rick and Jose. Get the most likes checking in at the Liberty and win drink specials all night long! Saturday, September 14th “All Request Video” get a FREE door prize ticket with every cocktail or beer you purchase! Friday, September 20th MIGRA “Line Dancing And Lessons” Saturday, September 21st “Let The Fur Fly Karaoke” at 9pm. It’s another bid a thon for PAWS for Help! Donations are greatly accepted! Music and videos, 50/50, silent auction, prizes and shot specials! Tuesday nights “Euchre”. Thursdays are “Karaoke with Karen”. Sunday nights are “Stud Sundays” with Chuck and the Liberty Bar Dancers!! Sterling Heights: SALON ONE (586-274-4260), Well, my little pretties’ summer is almost over, and a lot of us like to get their winter look on. And for the love of God!!!! Please get your hideous hoofs done before you cram them back into shoes and ignore them until next summer!! Right Cheryl?
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Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Every Sunday its “BBQ On The Patio” with $3 Bloody Mary Bar and $3 Long Islands! Mondays are “Martini Mondays” $5 Martinis and happy hour all night long! “Throw Back Thursdays” with retro music, fun and drink specials! Dress in retro costumes for drink specials! Hay peeps check them out on face book they have some really fun parties! Like their Big Bling Ball and Trailer Park Trash! I just wish “I knowed ahead of time sos I coulda brang” the whole trailer park I live in, Scottie!!! Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Friday, September 20th “Customer Appreciation Day” Mondays are “Beer Pong And Pool Tournament” at 9pm. Every Tuesday is “Tuesday Night Dance Party” with $2 drinks and no cover! Thursdays, join Jodi for “Karaoke” at 9pm. Fridays are “Friday Night Out With The Boyz” with DJ Chris Cross! Saturdays, “Malebox Revue Drag Comedy Show”. With Iona Traler, Jacqueline Frost and special guest. Music by Jimmy! Sundays, As always a BBQ on the patio after 3pm then“Karaoke” with Vince at 9pm ...ILLINOIS Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Friday, September 13th “Draft Punk” a multimedia mix down. All Draft and Punk related projects 10pm 1pm with DJ Greg Haus and special guests Adam El (Sixteen Candles) performing a live vocal/DJ set! Sunday, September 15tth “Polar Music Party” All music and video by electronics of Scandinavia! Sunday, September 22nd “80s VS 90s” with DJ Greg Haus and Chester! All music and video classics from the early years of Berlin. No cover! 2nd STORY (312-923-9536), What can I say about the 2 Story Bar? fanfreakingtastic!! That’s what. The boys are friendly and chatty, (I love that about our community) the bartenders keep things bumpin and fun. You can go there alone and no one would know the difference, because the whole bar becomes one big party SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Saturday, September 14th “Echa Palante” don’t miss RuPaul’s Drag Race all-star fan fave Yara Sofia along with Chicago’s own Jade Sotomayor as they take over the main stage! Thursday, September 26th “Get Tanked” at SPIN’S new monthly girl party! Join girls who like girls, the last Thursday of the month with $1 cocktails featuring Little Black Dress Vodka, wine, Miller Lite and Coors Light, drafts and well cocktails! No cover before 9pm! TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Sunday, September 15th “Beer Bust” 50¢ Bud and Bud Light drafts! Chicago Bears vs. the Vikings at noon! Mondays are “Big Game Night” Monday Night Football, watch the game or play one! (I want to play) Thursdays are “Handballer” Night” with Red and White hanky specials! Saturday, September 21st “Oktoberfest” begins $4 pints of Berghoff thru October 7th!! That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, September 18th for our Wednesday, September 25 th issue now that you know my big secret you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Email me your upcoming events today!
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