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Gigi’s 2013 Pageants October 18th, 19th and 20th ARTICAL OF INTREST A LEGEND RETURNES
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THE LEGEND RETURNS... BY: ABBY NORMAL If you have ever been in a club in the State of Michigan, the City of Detroit or northwest Ohio in the late 70’s to the late 90’s, you’ve probably seen her in some form or fashion. From the stages of “The Escape”, The Gold Dollar”, “The Pink Flamingo”, “Gigi’s”, “Caesars Showbar”, Aruba”, “The Gas Station “, “The Malebox”, “The Metra Picnics”... just to name a few, she was a constant in our nightlife and part of the collective memories of our youth. We are speaking of Detroit’s living legend, icon and drag extraordinaire...LADY T TEMPEST! We sat down and asked her a few questions as she prepares to return to the stage after a long absence!
Why did you retire?
I didn’t retire. I just changed directions. I had felt that I had accomplished all that I ever wanted to as a female impersonator and just wanted some new goals and directions in my life. The endless nights in club after club were all wonderful but I wanted to be able to see some sunlight in my life, instead of sleeping through it.
So what have you been doing with yourself since you chose your new direction? I live as a “woman” and I am a chef by trade. I love it! I have been in a committed relationship for the past 5 years and loving that too. I have my own little house, my work and friends and that’s really all that’s been keeping me busy for all this time. I occasionally go out to the clubs to see old friends or catch a show at Gigi’s. The young kids have no idea who I am. They probably think someone brought their mother to the bar? And then I’m usually home in bed by midnight. How things have changed?
How do you feel about returning to the stage? I’m very excited, but a little nervous and anxious too. I think it’s going to be a blast! Being able to see old friends and feel those rays from the spotlight on my face again. I’ve been preparing... making sure the costumes are just right, going over music Tempest, how long has it been selections...and yes...practicing the famous “drop-squats”! They’re (the drop-squats) since you’ve performed? Well, it’s been about 13 years! The time probably are going to kill me but I’m ready to show them young ones, that the old girl has flown! still has it. 14 Metra Magazine, Issue # 823
What have you missed about performing? I have missed the applause, the fast money (tips) but most of all...the dear friends that I have made over the years. I’m so excited to be a part of the “Gigi’s 40th Year Anniversary celebration”. Gigi’s was and will always be my second home. Everyone there has always been a big part of my life. It’s going to be great to go back and have the weekend of all weekends! I can hardly wait to see all those old faces and relive all those memories. Wouldn’t miss it for the world! Lady “T” Tempest will be performing at the “40th Annual Miss Gigi’s Pageant Weekend” along with all the past Miss Gigi’s title holders ~ Friday, Saturday and Sunday October 18th ~ 20th in Gigi’s Cabaret 16920 W Warren Ave Detroit, Mi. 313584-6525 $10 per evening or ticket packages are available from, Show director, Nickki Stevens at Gigi’s
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Haaalleeelujah!! The good news… I got my ruby slippers back! (because Pope Francis does not wear them) The bad news …the Pope isn’t gay. There was a lot of speculation weather or not Pope Francis was gay (yes there was) because he is a kind and humble man who will not put up with political bullshit about traditional marriages? No, he’s not gay because any good gay man would give their right nut to wear ruby slippers and walk around the Vatican surrounded by young men! (No, not children like the priests, young men studying to become priests who can’t have sex with women) WHAAAT? Speaking of Rubies and excellence, check out Gigi’s ad on page 12 and join them for “Resilient Rubies” the 40th Anniversary of pageants! …MICHIGAN Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Friday, October 11th “Black Out Party”. Saturday, October 19th “Leather Night” $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness. Saturday, October 26th “College Night” with $5 lockers for members 18-26. “Wild Wednesdays” FREE Lube with the purchase of a locker or room. FREE Tanning Sunday – Thursday with the purchase of a locker or room! Open 24/7 CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), “Messy Mondays” are customer appreciation night with FREE pizza and no cover. Dollar drinks from7pm-11pm. Thursdays Sabin is back with DJ John Cruz. Fridays, Crystal Harding hosts “Exotic Male Dancers” with DJ’s John Cruz and Lady Intrigue! Saturday, October 26th “Halloween” best costume wins $500, (WOW). Music by Lady Intrigue. Doors open at 7pm. Cover is only $5. GIGI’S (313-584-6525), The tradition of excellence continues Friday, October 18th “Miss Gigi’s In Revue” featuring 40 years of Miss Gigi’s title holders! Check out there ad on page 12 for a list of past title holders performing! Then on Saturday and Sunday, October 19th and 20th the 40th Annual Miss Gigi’s pageants. “Resilient Rubies” starring continued on pg. 22 Metra Magazine, Issue # 823 19
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Deja Van Cartier, Gayla Grace and Asia Kadett. HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday, October 12th “Cocktober Fest 2013” with a big dick contest (no beating around the bush there) for a cash prize. Enjoy local brews! Celebrate beer and sausage (that’s my kind of party, hell it should be a national holiday) Saturday, October 19th Leather Carnival 2013 “Jail Night” you can purchase a warrant and put your best friend or enemy in the pokey! Scared of the slammer? (Really? I would do bad stuff just to get in) for all you wimps, you can purchase a get out of jail card. In addition it’s also Michigan’s largest “Leather Silent Auction” with jell-o shots and a 50/50 raffle. All proceeds go to support Detroit AIDS charities! LIQUID (313-826-1192), Friday, October 18th “Nearly Nude Boxing” (that’s different) to men enter the ring in nothing but gloves and underwear, and duke it out! Hot ring boys, sexy boxers (underwear boxers or men boxing? Either way YEAH!) and tons of fun in the ring, win prizes. Hosted by Janelle Jacobs MENJO’S (313-863-3934), Saturday, October 12th all eyes on Menjo’s “Britney VS Madonna” (girl please) Videothon”. DJ-VJ Marquis. Thursday, October 17th “Miami Invasion” DJ/ Producer Oren Nizri from South Beach. Saturday, October 26th Menjo’s “Horror Story” it’s an Agave Night which is a monthly Latin inspired event! Thursday, October 31st “The Walking Dead”. Best costume $500! Saturday, November 9th “I Wanna Meet A Porn star” (get in line) performing live Antonio Biagga! Its always FREE cover on your birthday! Ask them about their “Queen for a Day” party package, it includes a bottle of liquor (what will my guests drink?) a cake, balloons, party favors and a private reserved area for your group! R&R SALOON (313-849-2751), Saturday, October 12th “Best Assets Contest” Cash prizes! Saturday, October 19th “Oktoberfest” with beer and Brats! Saturday, October 26 “Halloween Bash And Costume Contest” with cash prizes! Sundays, are “Kegger’s Night” With a fresh keg tapped at 6pm, 9pm and midnight! Tuesdays, “Pool Tournament” with cash prizes! continued on page 24
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Wednesdays “Smokin Hot Underwear Contest”, cash prizes. Fidays, “Leather Night” no cover with leather attire. Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), Monday nights are “Trivia Night”. Tuesdays are “Karaoke “and the first Friday of the month they bring in a DJ to spin! They have a beautiful banquet room upstairs, so book you private party for any occasion! Larry the decorator has gone all out for Halloween Thursday, October 31st join them for their huge Halloween party. Como’s also has the best pizza and steaks in town! JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Saturday, October 19th is Sweetest Day! So stop in Just 4 Us to pick up a card for your sweetie and maybe a toy or three! Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Saturday, October 26th “Creepy Creativity Wins” Halloween party! Contests for best drag pumpkin and best costume. $100 for top prize in each category. The Apartment has tons of drink specials every day of the week! Check out their new “Tini Tuesdays” (no pigs, its Martinis) half off Martinis from open to close! After the Halloween party you can nurse your hang over at the Apartment for “Sunday Fundays” with build your known Bloody’s and Mimosa’s from 2-6pm! RUMORS (616-454-8720), Fridays, “Ladies Night” the hottest ladies night in West Michigan! 2 sexy female box dancers and DJ Monica Parker. Sundays, “Stompin Sunday And Show Night” with the Grand River Renegades! Country line dancing from 6-9pm. Lessons given at 6pm! Rumors offers great entertainment every Sunday night with performances by some of the best drag queens and kings in the state! continued on pg 26
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Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Saturday, October 19th “The Zombie Prom” the hottest undead dance party! Kings and queens of the prom contest! Photo booth, drink specials and FREE rides from East Lansing! 18 + welcome! DJ John Cruz Mt. Clemens: TOTAL T’S (586-468-2208), Show your sweetie on sweetest day how much you love them say it on a t or a Hoodies! Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Saturday, October 12th “Leather Fetish Night” with demos by Mistress Lily. Friday and Saturday, October 18th and 19th””All Request Video” with drink specials. Friday, October 25th at 9pm Mr. Leather Michigan 2014, Chuck Braidwoods “Congratulatory Party” Saturday, October 26th at 9pm “Zombie Apocalypse Party” with prizes and drink specials! Thursday, October 31st at 9pm “Horror Story Karaoke” scream out your favorite songs, videos to scare the mind, shake your bones on the dance floor! Wear your best classic horror costume for prizes! Hosted by KJ Karen! Sterling Heights: SALON ONE DAY SPA (586-274-4260), OK, ya’ll all Halloween is not until the end of the month! but for God sake don’t let your look become scary! Keep up your look at Salon One Day Spa! They are a full service salon, with hair care, nail care, tanning and now they have professional massages available. Go pamper yourself or treat your sweetie to a day of beauty and relaxation for sweetest Day, Saturday, October 19th! Make your appointment early! continued on page 29 26 Metra Magazine, Issue # 823
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Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Saturday, October 19th the Bay Side Bomb Shells invade Sidetraxx for a pre Halloween show “Grotesque Burlesque.” Sunday, October 20th a “Chile Cook Off” and a “Pumpkin Carving Contest” for the Chile contest customers bring in their award winning chilies and everyone eats and the customers pick the winner (bring your favorite remedy for heart burn). For the pumpkin carving contest Sidetraxx provides the Jack O (jack-O-lanterns, good Lord you didn’t even let me finish before your minds went in the gutters). Top secret and maybe a little dirty prizes for the winners for both contests. Saturday, October 26th its Halloween Sidetraxx style “Angels And Demons” with a costume contest with $100 first, $75 second and $50 third place! Scottie is mixing up some demonic drink specials. Scottie I want to try that one drink you make so well Devil Seamen? Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Tuesdays Jadein Black and DJ Jimmy host, the original Malebox all-male “Booty Contest,” Show times 11:30 and 12:30. $75 for 1st place and $25 for 2nd place! Friday, October 25th “Halloween Party” with a costume contest, $100 cash prize! Saturdays, “Malebox Revue Drag Show” with the fabulous Iona Traler and her side kick Jacqeline Frost. Music by DJ Jimmy. ...ILLINOIS Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Friday, October 11th “Bjork Showcase” with all Bjork music and video 9pm-1:30am, DJ Greg Haus spins Electronica\indie-alternative music and video till 4am! Thursday, October 17th “Despite The Gods” its Stardust’s 5th birthday with a huge cast of performers! RSVP for no cover SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Friday, October 19th SPINS scandalously sexy “Shower Contest And Friday Night Dance Party.” Register by 11:30 for the midnight contest. 1st place is $100 and the second prize is a $50 bar tab! The audience wins fun FREE Next Door Studios swag, including FREE DVD’s. DJ Chester spins the dance floor before and after the contest until 2am! Every Monday, SPIN is Chicago’s fiercest viewing party for RuPaul’s “Drag Race And Untucked” Hosted by DiDa Ritz. TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Friday and Saturday, October 11th and 12th “American Brotherhood Weekend” Friday, October 11th welcome party 8pm. “Punk Rock Night” with DJ Germ at 1-pm. Saturday, October 12th “Dungeon Master Night” CWB 5-9pm. Sunday, October 13th “Beer Bust” $1 Bud Light drafts and sodas (beer of the month is New Holland Ichabob Pumpkin Ale) also “ABW Victory Party” 4pm. That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, October 16th for our Wednesday, October 23rd issue and you can reach me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Email me your upcoming events today!
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