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AMERICAN ENGLISH A Tribute to the Beatles
August 10, 2014 7 PM
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Three Guys in Hell...
Three guys die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises. “Oh, how are you going to do it”, asks one of the guys. “Whatever your fathers jobs were, that’s how I’ll remove them” says the devil. So he calls over the first guy “Your father was a lumberjack... So I’ll cut it off with a saw” To the second guy he says “Your father was a blacksmith... So I’m going to burn it off” As he calls the third guy over he notices he’s smiling. “Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises” says the devil. “I know” replies the man “but my father was a popsicle maker”
First Time
The sky was dark, The moon was high, All alone, Just her and I, Her hair so soft, Her eyes so blue, I knew just what, She wanted to do, Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine, I ran my fingers, Down her spine, I didn’t know how, But I tried my best, To place my hand, On her breasts, I remember my fear, My fast beating heart, But slowly she spread, Her legs apart, And when she did it, I felt no shame, All at once, The white stuff came, At last it’s finished, It’s all over now, My first time, Milking a cow!
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Benefit 4 Linda Old Style Inn NWI Events
5 Lincolnway • Valparaiso, IN 46383
Sun, Aug 10 | 2pm to 8pm
$25 Per Person - Includes Buffet, Beer or Beverage 21 & Over
by: Rick Jensen Linda Regnier has been a waitress her whole life, beginning when she was nineteen years old. And for the last fourteen years, she has been working at the Old Style Inn in Valparaiso. A divorced mother with three grown children, Regnier has the type of irrepressible personality that makes her perfect for the job, too. She is friendly, upbeat and always has a smile on her face. Combine her smile with her infectious laugh and you know why her customers love her. But Linda hadn’t been feeling right for a year and a half. She went through a series of doctors who couldn’t figure out was what wrong before she finally found a doctor who discovered the real issue: Regnier had uterine cancer. She underwent two surgeries, including a hysterectomy where she had a cancerous mass removed. But more cancer was found in her lymph nodes, and so Regnier began to undergo chemo-therapy in June. Because of her surgeries she cannot lift anything so she has been unable to wait tables and is limited in what she can do at work. So with her income limited, Regnier has had to rely on her
children and friends for support. But true to form, Linda has met the challenge of her cancer like she has met every day in her life: with a smile. “I have been really blessed so far because I have found so much support from my family and work,” said Regnier. “I was definitely upset when I found out but I’m just trying to work through it and tackle this thing head on.” “I’m not perfect, I have do have my down days because it’s scary,” continued Regnier. “But I’m undergoing the chemo treatments and the people there have been fantastic and they think they can cure me.” “So I’m trying to be real positive and keep a good attitude. I have to if I’m going to survive.” “Linda has been with us for fourteen years,” said Mary Grcich, who along with her husband Kenneth owns the Old Style Inn. “She’s my best waitress and my right hand girl.” “My husband Kenneth and I love her like family, and so do our customers. So when she got her (cancer) results, I knew we had to get together a benefit for her.” The benefit will take place at the Old Style Inn (naturally!) in Valparaiso on Sunday, August 10th from 2 until 8pm and the cost is $25 per person. There will be a food buffet and beer with raffles and prizes. And ‘Chris & Lou’ (Chris Sulcer and Lou Samaniego) will headline a slew of musicians who are donating their performances to the benefit. “Chris and Lou and a bunch of other musicians stepped right up when they heard we were going to have a benefit for Linda,” said Grcich. “All of our customers are anxious to do what they can to help her too because they miss her.” “Anybody who knows her loves her because she’s just the best person. She comes in every day with a smile and has such a contagious laugh that you can’t help but love her.” Typically, Regnier is back to work in limited duty at the Inn; and even though she cannot currently wait tables, she is doing whatever she can by serving as a hostess, answering the phone and tending bar. “This is my first benefit ever but I have to do whatever I can do to help her compensate for her lost income and all her medical bills,” said Grcich. “She wants to live and enjoy people so she can do whatever she wants to do (at work). How can I say no?” And just as you might expect, for her part Regnier is anxious to get back to being a waitress once again. “As soon as I can, I’m going to be back waiting tables,” said Regnier. For readers interested in attending the benefit, the Old Style Inn is located at 5 Lincolnway in Valparaiso. To donate or to get more information about the benefit, the number to call is 219-462-5600. - NWIE
All proceeds of the benefit will be donated to Linda.
Suds & Cocktails Written by Rosemarie Stephens
It’s a brew that’s been around for quite some time, but now it’s finally available in the region! PALM, Belgium’s top-selling ale is available through Latis Imports – and they are proud to be the exclusive importer of PALM Ale, PALM Breweries’ award-winning Belgian ale. PALM Ale has long been one of Europe’s top-selling specialty beers and when you taste it, you’ll understand why. Made with English hops, French Barley, and Belgian yeast, PALM represents the best of European beer-making traditions. It’s the roasted Champagne Malt which gives PALM its amber color, but without being heavy. PALM is a great alternative to traditional pilsners and lagers for the beer drinker looking for something a little different. Noted beer writer Michael Jackson described PALM Speciale as “exceptionally fresh, with aromas of toasty malt, a bitter-orange palate and a tartly refreshing finish.” With such a rave review, we knew it was time to put PALM to our own taste test! I decided to try PALM on a hot, sticky, summer night. The ice cold bottle felt so refreshing to the touch, I wondered if it would be as refreshing going down my throat! I popped open the bottle and immediately noticed the great scent and beautiful color. The first taste was scintillating – the second was even better. The taste reminded me of my favorite beer, and I was thrilled to be drinking such a delicious beer. If you are fan of ambers and wheat beers, I think you won’t go wrong choosing PALM. Here’s a summary of what beer enthusiasts think of PALM: Appearance: Lovely light copper in color, very clear, with very slight carbonation, and a small, dense, and persistent off-white head. The lacing is, appropriately, Belgian in its form. Aroma: Lightly toasted malts, slight caramel, and modest herbal hops comprise the aroma, which is simple, but pleasing. Taste: Opens with a modest surge of earthy and herbal hops, these overshadow the rest of the taste throughout. Slight caramel and toasted grains soon follow the hops. There is a faint presence of bitter apple later in the taste. Finishes with a mild, lingering flourish of herbal hops, toasted grains, and caramel.
Mouth feel: A bit thin, with slightly sharp carbonation. Drinkability/notes: Pleasant, an interesting change of pace, would be a pleasant beer for the cooler months, particularly overcast autumn days. Presentation: Packaged in an eleven point two ounce brown glass Euro-style long-neck bottle, sealed with a pry-off crown, served in a New Belgium Brewing chalice. You can find PALM at your local grocery or liquor store in either 6pk or 12pk bottles and also on draft at your neighborhood bar.-NWIE
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E P R P O S C T ILL E H T St. John, Indiana
Northwest Indiana certainly has all types of bars. There are neighborhood corner taverns, shot-and-a -beer joints for steelworkers and other blue collar types, and a multitude of sports bars. But still, most bars cater to a younger crowd. The number of places where twenty-somethings can go to enjoy dollar beer night or draft specials are plentiful. Picking a spot or spots for a night out is an easy task for the younger drinker. But despite the presence of all kinds of different types of bars in the Region, there simply aren’t a lot of places that cater to a more mature or sophisticated crowd; those with more discerning tastes looking for a classy place to enjoy a cocktail have to look a little bit harder. The Copper Still in St. John is one such place. Although the bar opened in October, due to the extreme winter Northwest Indiana just endured, a lot of people haven’t found it yet. “Even though we opened in October because of the rough winter with all the blizzards we had, a lot of people haven’t discovered us yet,” said Chris Binelli, who along with her husband Chuck, owns the bar. “They are welcome here but we’re not looking for the twenty-something crowd,” continued Binelli. “Kids have a lot of places to go but for the mature crowd there aren’t many places to go to relax, have a quiet conversation and enjoy great drinks.” The Copper Still features C&D Vodka, a very smooth, creambased vodka distilled in Midlothian, Illinois by Mid Oak Distillery. The vodka comes in eight flavors so the bar features awesome martinis. The bar is not overly large ( just two rooms) and soft music is the normal fare. And even though the bar is not a sports bar, sporting events are on the television. Whether or not music is playing or the sound is on the TV depends on the event and the crowd. (If the Blackhawks are playing the sound is on!) “We have craft beers and fine wines and six to eight tappers,” said Binelli. “But we feature great martinis for a sophisticated crowd that likes to enjoy high end vodka for a reasonable price in an elegant setting.” A non-smoking location, the Copper Still is located at 9121 Wicker Avenue in St. John and is open Wednes-
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day through Sunday. The bar opens at 5:00 pm and how late it remains open depends on the crowd. Sunday hours are noon to 5:00. A new outdoor patio is slated to open by the first of August and if you like to snack while you enjoy a drink, there are cheese trays, snack foods and pizzas.-NWIE
The Copper Still
9121 Wicker Ave | St. John
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STREETWALKER: Tina Heffernan TASTES LIKE: The back of Larry Flynt’s tongue NICKNAME: “Jaws 3D”
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America’s obsession with celebrities.
WINO: Conrad Vance SMELLS LIKE: Tim Robbins’ puke topping on top of 500 yards of Shawshank shit. PERSONAL QUOTE: “Dingleberry dreads, up and down my legs!”
Ethan, a grant writer from Michigan City, asks:
Do you think Angelina Jolie’s adoption of children from the 3rd world is charitable, or do you think she is doing it for the sake of her own vanity? STREETWALKER: “I didn’t understand a single word you just said, peckerwood! All I know is; she looks like she’s had sand stuck in her cooter for the past five years. That shit has probably turned into a goddamn pearl by now!”
WINO: “Yeah! She’s NASTY! You ever seen her dang nipples? It looks like her titties are wearing swim caps!!!”
Mary, a private tutor from Wanatah, asks: Do you think that Michael Douglas’ recent cancer diagnosis should have been publicized? Shouldn’t he be allowed to deal with it privately?
STREETWALKER: “He’s sick? I better get on that shit! I’ve wanted to swing from his dick like a gymnast on the parallel bars since I was 17! Hang on, baby!”
WINO: “Ah quit yer bitching! You don’t see me calling the damn Sun Times every time I have a “blood-fart! I just ring out my wheel chair pad and keep rollin’!”
Debbie, a office manager from Portage, asks: Have you noticed lately that people seem to be attracted to off-beat celebrities like Johnny Depp and Zooey Deschanel? What happened to classic sex symbols like Harrison Ford and Sharon Stone? STREETWALKER: “Awwww, shit! I luuuve me some Harrison Ford! I’ll let him put a dent in my shit any day!”
WINO: “Sharon Stone! She’s so fine; you could jerk off to the chalk outline of her dead body after you murdered her!”
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A Man at the Beach
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a nonnude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn’t care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon comes a little girl that asks “Sir, what’s under the newspaper?” The man replies with “it’s a birdy and never ever touch it.” He soon falls asleep. Later on when he wakes up, he’s in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach. Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said “well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it’s neck, stepped on it’s eggs, and burned it’s nest.”
Blueberry Hill
It was the first day of a new school year. Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy “Why are you tardy,” the boy replies “I’ve been on Blueberry Hill” the teacher said “Take your seat.” She asks the next boy why he was late. “I was on Blueberry Hill also” he replied. Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer. As the boys we’re sitting down a girl arrives in. “Let me guess”, said the teacher. “You where on Bluberry Hill aslo” “NO.... I am Blueberry Hill” replied the girl.
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Jesse De La P
He’s been a part of the music scene in Chicago for nearly three decades, and now fans of the legendary Jesse De La Pena get to catch him on the airwaves every week. Jesse De La Pena is the producer and host of the weekly 6 hour Mix Show called the “Friday Night DJ Series”, which runs from 8pm until 2am on Vocalo Radio 89.5fm & 90.7fm. He is also the Music Curator at the station, a position he acquired in 2011. For Jesse, music has been in his blood since he was born. Growing up in Chicago with two sisters and a mom, music was always played in the home and Jesse grew an appreciation for it. During his teenage years, Jesse really started getting interested in becoming a DJ. He had friends in High School that were spinning at house parties and church basements, and something about it really sparked his interest. He was already big into hip hop and was curious as to what he could do with music. “I got the bug listening to the local mix shows and watching music videos and hip hop movies like Beat Street & Wild Style,” Jesse said. “Then, the more I went to these danc-
es, the more I found myself watching what the DJ was doing.” So Jesse started buying records and collecting stuff to spin and it all came together. “For the first couple of years, it was all about me just practicing – I was still figuring it all out,” he said. “I really didn’t consider myself a DJ until I knew what I was doing and was able to play outside of my basement for a crowd.” In 1986 he made that leap from the basement to the stage. It was an exciting time for Jesse,
but a busy one as well. He was trying to make a name for himself, and back in the 80’s getting noticed wasn’t easy. “Now we have a lot of resources at our fingertips via the web like YouTube but it wasn’t like that when I was starting out,” he said. “We had to do the leg work. If you didn’t personally know a DJ, you had to figure it out for yourself.” But figuring it out was all part of the fun! Jesse took joy in taping the mixes on the radio and trying to find out what the music was or hearing a new trick or technique and figuring out how they did that. “I started out mixing hip hop but it was so hard to find those records in Chicago that I started spinning what was new dance music then - Italo Disco, High Energy, House, New Wave and Industrial music,” he said. “I later lucked into finding a lot of those hip hop records from a friend of a friend that was in a Record Pool and he had no use for them. I continued to collect that music, even when I wasn’t playing it at parties.” Over the years, Jesse got to work with a TON of great DJ’s – many who played a big role in who he is today. “Hugo Mercado showed me different music he was playing very early on,” he said. “Andy Kudelka, who I was in a group with (The New Division), pushed me to not be a typical DJ, to work harder and to try different things. Pumpin’ Pete was one of the first DJs that I saw doing tricks and scratching. He was flawless. Later when I started spinning at the Smart Bar (1989), Jeff Pazen was the resident DJ, he showed me the ropes and I learned so much from him and the Smart Bar.” There have been a lot of milestones and memorable moments Jesse has had during his career thus far. One that really sticks out is when he realized that all his hard work had truly paid off. “I remember going to see the late Frankie Knuckles speak, and my name came up. He was asked if he knew who I was and he said ‘Of course, the Legendary Jesse De La Pena’. I don’t see myself as that, but to be acknowledged for your work by someone that
Pena you hold in such high regards was pretty cool. I was fortunate enough to have interviewed him and become friends.” And working in the music industry for as long as he has truly is an accomplishment. “I have seen a lot of different sides of the game,” he said. “Just being able to support myself doing what I love is amazing. It’s a constant hustle but I wouldn’t change a thing, I have been able to travel, meet many great people and share something I love.” His love for music is strong! While he has in recent days cut back on spinning, he has taken more time
“I’’ve been a part of Chicago’s music scene for a long time and really appreciate all the love and support I have gotten over the years. I’m very grateful to have been at it for this long and want to help others achieve their dreams in life.”
to get back to working on music. He hopes to be further along with that in the not so distant future. He thinks it would also be interesting to get involved in other areas of music like being a music supervisor for films, scoring, or sound design. Although Jesse is a HUGE fan of hip hop and dance music, it may be surprising to note that he is a fan of country music! “I’m a fan of older Country music, like Classic Country, nothing newer than maybe 1982,” he said. “My stepfather played it and I never was into it but as I got older it stuck with me. I even played some Johnny Cash when I spun at Summer Dance back some years ago.” For Jesse, the future looks bright, fun and exciting! He hopes to share his enthusiasm and love of music with the younger generation, and looks forward to not only sharing his music but seeing the world. “I want people to know that they can approach me anytime,” he said. “I have been a part of Chicago’s music scene for a long time and really appreciate all the love and support I have gotten over the years. I’m very grateful to have been at it for this long and want to help others achieve their dreams in life.”- NWIE photo by: Vena
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Tim, Tom & Teddy...
Tim, Tom, and Teddy were all lost in the forest, each of them had 25 cents to survive. They walked around for hours, and had no luck. So Tim suggested that they split up and meet up at that same spot in an hour, they all agreed and set out on their separate ways. While walking Tim came across a dick sucking machine, that cost 25 to use, and he says, “Wow! Haven’t got my dick sucked in a while! Why not!” So he puts in his quarter, gets his dick sucked and continues on his way. Then while Tom was walking he comes across it as well, he realized they only had 10 minutes until they were to all meet up again, so he says “Well I haven’t got my dick sucked in a while, why not?” so he puts in his quarter and gets his dick sucked, after gathering himself he realizes he needed to hurry back , he gets there and Tom and Teddy are waiting for him. “Where were you?” asked Teddy. “Lost track of time.” Said Tom “Well does everyone have their quarters?” Asks Teddy. They all share a look. “Well?” asks Teddy. “I lost mine!” Said Tim and Tom at the same time. Teddy then smiles and pulls out 3 quarters.
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Shift Change Tap • 295 Melton Rd. • 219-787-1002
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Arvin Cedar Bar • 4477 Cleveland St. • 219-980-9552 Bamboo Tavern • 603 East 39th Ave. • 219-887-5317 Cedar Lake Beer Belly’s • 4450 Cleveland • 219-981-8400 Boondock’s Bar & Grill • 13118 Lake Shore Dr • 219-374-8100 Black Cherri Lounge • 6900 Melton Rd. • 219-939-0461 Goodfella’s Bar & Grill • 11200 West 129th Ave • 219-374-6700 Brother’s Lounge • 5072 Broadway • 219-980-3333 Hunley’s Bar • 13115 W Lake Shore Dr. • 219-374-9520 Bugsy’s Tavern • 4489 Broadway • 219-887-2847 Three Stooges • 8120 Lake Shore Dr • 219-374-9835 Green Top Tap • 4510 W. Ridge Rd. • 219-980-9546 Town Club Taven • 13111 Lake Shore Dr • 219-374-9898 Hunter Inn • 3861 Broadway • 219-980-9866 Chesterton Majestic Star Casino & Hotel • 1 Buffington Harbor Dr • 888-225-8259 Arron’s Mortgage Inn • 1400 Broadway • 219-926-3113 Milan’s Tavern • 5115 Broadway • 219-980-9667 El Cantarito Mexican Cuisine • 709 Plaza Drive • 219-728-6962 Murphy’s House of Pain • 5245 E. Dunes Hwy • 219-427-1006 Flannery’s Tavern • 125 Calumet Rd. • 219-926-2614 Paradise Lounge • 5004 Broadway • 219-887-6524 Hooligans • 711 Plaza Dr. • 219-929-5570 Polekatz NWI • 9148 Melton Rd. • 219-938-1556 Hunter’s Brewing • 1535 S. Calumet Rd. • 219-728-6729 Roxxy’s • 5705 East Dunes Hiwy • 219-427-1023 The Upper Deck Lounge • 139 S. Calumet (2nd Floor) • 219-929-1040 The Beach Café • 903 N. Shelby • 219-938-1100 Uncle Joe’s • 361 N. Calumet Rd. • 219-926-1814 Thumbs Up • 620 S. Lake St. • 219-938-0154 Val’s Pizza • 112 S. 11th St. • 219-921-0056
Griffith
Crown Point
513 Ale House • 513 N. Main St. • 219-662-0513 Back Court Bar • 932 South Court St. • 219-310-8416 Boz’z Place • 8281 E. 109th Ave. • 219-661-1770 Buddy and Pal’s • 1206 E. East Summit • 219-662-0088 Bullpen Luxury Bar • 10685 Randolph St. • 219-661-0088 Crown Brewing • 211 S. East St. • 219-463-6551 Diamond Jim’s • 210 S. Main St. • 219-663-7665 Fricke’s • 519 Grant St. • 219-663-0529 Jolly Rogers Lounge • 11217 Whitcomb St. • 219-662-0639 Martony’s • 104 South Main St. • 219-310-8436 Matey’s Irish Pub & Grill • 419 N. Grant St. • 219-663-8155 Mighty Mick’s • 10727 Randolph •219-662-2244 Safe House Bar & Grill • 101 S. Court St. • 219-779-9307 The Great Escape Lounge • 220 South Main St. • 219-661-1811 The Point • 1910 N Main St. • 219-779-9711 The Silver Bullet • 100 N. Main St. • 219-663-7700 The Super Bowl (Final Frame) • 218 S. East St. • 219-661-9015 The Zombie Club • 118 W Clark St • 219-662-8272 Three Monkey’s Bar • 21 W. 112th Ave. • 219-662-7000 Track Lounge • 318 N. Jackson St. • 219-663-9838
Dyer
Finnegan’s Pub • 1074 Joliet St. • 219-865-9896 Meyer’s Castle • 1370 Joliet St • 219-865-8452 Sheffield’s • 1027 Sheffield Ave. • 219-322-5808 Spanky’s Bar and Grill • 15213 101St. • 219-365-6635 Stadium Bar • 1468 Joliet St. • 219-322-6500 The Engine Room • 202 Joliet St. • 219-865-2424 Vino Tini • 1143 Joliet St. • 219-322-9185 White Rino • 101 Joiliet St. • 219-864-9200
East Chicago
Beto’s Bar • 1301 E. Chicago Ave. • 219-397-8247 Good Times Bar & Grill • 503 W. 151st St. • 219-397-8810 2nd String Quarterback • 719 W. 151st St. • 219-354-0586 Mario’s Lounge • 4720 Indianapolis Blvd. • 219-398-6405
Depot Bar & Grill • 520 Main St. • 219-934-9767 Final Round Sports Bar • 105 N. Broad St. • 219-924-9539 Griffith Town Tap • 602 E. Main St. • 219-924-6451 John’s Place • 1613 N. Cline • 219-838-4490 Set’Em Up • 135 N. Broad St. • 219-924-3181 Shades of Time • 1813 W. 45th • 219-924-5009 Soprano’s • 840 S. Broad St. • 219-924-0304
Hammond
5th Amendment Pub • 6729 Kennedy Ave. • 219-844-8267 Archor Inn Sports & Entertainment • 6712 Calumet Ave. • 219-933-4677 Billy Bears Bar & Grill • 1225 169th St. • 219-844-1441 Chuck & Irene’s • 6110 Kennedy Ave. • 219-844-9812 Coach’s Corner • 6208 Kennedy Ave. • 219-844-1111 Cozy Tavern • 1304 East Summer St. • 219-931-3338 Dick’s Are You Crazy • 1221 E. 150th St. • 219-853-8709 Dodo’s Firehouse Tap • 521 Conkey St. • 219-933-6646 Don’s Pub • 250 East Gostlin St. • 219-933-9418 Flick’s Tavern • 6205 Kennedy Ave. • 219-844-9761 Good Time Charlie’s • 6023 S Calumet Ave. • 219-933-9267 Home Plate Pub • 3105 165th St. • 219-844-9724 Hoosier Buddy Saloon • 839 169th St. • 219-931-0716 Industrial Strip • 3626 S. Calumet Ave. • 219-937-9750 Jason’s Sports Bar • 3949 Hohman Ave. • 219-933-1976 Just One More • 5245 S. Sohl Ave. • 219-931-8984 Just Toni • 5602 Calumet Ave. • 219-937-5778 Kenwood Lanes • 6311 Kennedy Ave. • 219-937-7872 Kenwood Tap • 6247 Kennedy Ave. • 219-844-9766 Mickey’s • 4648 S. Sheffield • 219-852-0148 • Miso’s Overflow Tavern • 6309 Kennedy Ave. • 219-937-7871 Moochies • 7022 Kennedy Ave. • 219-845-7478 Old Glory Tavern • 6755 Indpls Blvd. • 219-844-1128 Olympia Lanes • (Pocket Shots) • 4150 S. Calumet • 219-933-6677 Our Place • 1403 East Michigan St. • 219-933-9247 Pines Tap • 7349 Calumet Ave. • 219-931-1583 Porter’s Tap • 6405 Kennedy Ave. • 219-845-0597 Pudlos Tap • 3803 Hohman Ave. • 219-933-9561
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Directory Hammond Cont.
Spirro’s Country Lounge • 4760 S. Calumet Ave. • 219-932-3255 Sportsman’s Tap • 6320 Kennedy Ave. • 219-844-8489 Sports Corner • 155 Goslin • 219-803-7148
Highland
Beek Geeks • 3030 45th St. • 219-513-9795 Bone Dry • 3805 Ridge Road • 219-838-2442 FrankO’s • 2712 Condit St. • 219-838-3330 Getway Bar • 1827 W. 45th • 219-924-1717 Growler’s • 2816 Highway Ave. • 219-924-0245 V.I.P Lounge • 2045 45th St. • 219-922-6845
Hobart
Agave Mexican Restaurant • 327 Main St. • 219-947-3355 Cressmoor Lanes • 620 N. Wisconsin St. • 219-942-6169 Cressmoor Lounge • 601 N. Wisconsin St. • 219-942-7711 End Zone Bar & Grill • 314 Main St. • 219-942-0647 Hobart Lanes/10 Pin Lounge • 99 S. Hobart Rd. • 219-942-0906 Indian Ridge Golf Course • 6363 Grand Blvd • 219-942-6850 Lisa’s Lounge • 3617 Michigan • 219-962-4550 Main St.Station • 235 Main St. • 219-942-1000 Mickey D’s Bar • 518 East 3rd St. • 219-942-0730 The Depot • 1429 W. 37th Ave. • 219-947-5194
Lake Station
219 Bar & Grill • 2415 Rush St. • 219-963-6053 Bens Twin Oak • 2935 Central Ave. • 219-963-0598 Déjà Vu • 2491 Ripley St. • 219-962-4398 Draft House • 4825 Central Ave. • 219-962-1575 Dreamgirls • 2491 Ripley St. • 219-963-0555 El Ranchero Restaurant • 3559 Michigan Ave. • 219-962-1396 He Ain’t Here Lounge • 2661 Decatur St. • 219-962-2074 Kimmies • 2808 Dekalb St. • 219-962-1232 L F Norton • Central Ave. • 219-962-3415 Muncie’s Lounge • 4106 Central Ave. • 219-962-6012 Ray’s Lanes • 3201 Central Ave. • 219-962-1297 Ruthie’s Lounge • 3425 Central Ave. • 219-963-7987 Tap House 1233 • 1233 Central Ave. • 219-962-6546
Merrillville
Beavers • 7505 Talf St. • 219-769-2351 Beer Barrel • 4717 E. Lincoln Hwy • 219-947-2995 Catch 22 • 500 E. 81st Ave. • 219-793-9625 Dawg House Pub • 3790 W. 80th Lane • 219-756-4220 Hydad’s • 31 80th Pl. S. W. • 219-736-9110 Maxim’s Lounge • 7205 Broadway • 219-795-9520 Pepe’s Mexican Restaurant • 8011 Broadway • 219-769-7191 R-Place • 65 W. 68 Pl. • 219-769-0037 Sheffield’s • 1515 East 82nd Ave. • 219-795-1005 T.J. Maloneys Wisecrackers • 800 East 81st Ave. • 219-755-0569 Villa Del Sol • 2225 Lincoln Hwy • 219-201-4457
Munster
3 Floyds Brewing Co. • 9750 Indiana Pky • 219-922-3565 Cheers Foods & Drinks • 1942 45th Ave • 219-922-1325 Danny Z’s • 1860 45th St. • 219-712-0912
Munster Cont.
Johnny’s Tap • 8050 Calumet Ave. • 219-836-9218 Mark O’s Bar & Grill 2 • 435 Ridge Rd.
Portage
Boomer • 2522 Portage Mall • 219-763-7300 Curly Joe’s Bar & Grill • 2528 Portage Mall • 219-763-0195 El Cantarito Mexican • 6291 Central Ave. • 219-762-1900 Mark O’s Bar & Grill • 2385 Willowcreek Rd. • 219-763-3779 Mood’s Pub & Eatery • 2548 Portage Mall • 219-762-7305 Red Carpet Lounge • 6481 Melton Rd. • 219-762-7485 Rusty Nail • 2420 Dombey Rd. • 219-850-4675 Ryan’s Tavern • 6340 Melton Rd. • 219-763-7771 Shenanigan’s • 6121 Melton Rd. • 219-762-0509 Stonequarry Lounge • 2596 Portage Mall • 219-762-5812 Sunset Lounge • 5844 US Hwy. 6 • 219-762-6065
Porter
Brando’s • 212 Lincoln St. • 219-926-3050 Leroy’s Hot Stuff • 333 US 20 • 219-926-6211 Santiago’s • 124 Lincoln St. • 219-762-2113 Wagner’s Ribs • 361 Wagner Road • 219 926-7614 Whistle Stop Bar & Grill • 206 Lincoln St. • 219-921-0100
Schererville
Buddy & Pal’s • 340 East US Hwy. 30 • 219-865-8377 Bullpen Luxury Bar and Grill • 1013 W. Lincoln Hiwy • 219-322-7788 El Amigo Mexican Restaurant • 312 W US HWY 30 • 219-865-3022 Jalapenos Woodhollow • 200 US Hwy. 41 • 219-864-8862 Longshots Sports Bar • 2251 US HWY 41 • 219-322-0080 Quest • 1204 W. Lincoln Hwy. • 219-322-4812 Sal Y Limon • 2330 S. Cline Ave. • 219-322-6723 Schererville Lounge • 48 East Joliet St. • 219-322-5660 Social 219 • 2350 Cline Ave • 219-322-3060 Spike’s Lakeside Inn • 21 East Joliet St. • 219-322-4444
St. John
Blue 82 Sports, Food & Spirits • 8209 Wicker Ave. • 219-365-1525 Rascal’s Pizza Pub & Grub • 9623 Wicker Ave. • 219-365-7880 The Clubhouse • 9165 Wicker Ave. • 219-365-5509
Valparaiso
Duffy’s Place • 1154 Axe Ave. • 219-462-1057 Franklin House • 58 S. Campbell St. • 219-462-2533 Gaucho’s Brazilian Steakhouse • 597 US HWY 30 • 219-759-1100 Margarita’s Bar & Grill • 21 Lincolnway • 219-242-8160 Martinis • 1004 Calumet Ave. • 219-464-0801 NorthSide Tap Room & Grill • 712 Calumet Ave. • 219-465-0885 Old Style Inn • 5 Lincolnway • 219-916-2086 Pepe’s Mexican Rest. (Valpo) • 1058 S. State RT. 2 • 219-465-0205 Rosewood • Restaurant • 367 W US Highway 6 • 219-763-2282 Sportman’s • 381 US Hwy. 6 • 219-762-4099 Tony’s Place • 218 East Lincolnway • 219-464-1018
Whiting
Bulldog Brewing Co. • 1409 119th St. • 219-655-5284 Center Lounge • 1312 119th St. • 219-659-4080 Clipper’s Lounge • 1225 119th St. • 219-659-5006 Game Time 2 Bar & Grill • 2062 Indy Blvd. • 219-473-0239 Midtown Station • 1928 New York Ave. • 219-659-7530 Refinery • 2235 New York Ave. • 219-655-5187 Sportsmen’s Corner • 1200 120th St • 219-659-9695 The Office • 2008 Indy Blvd • 219-659-1070
Little Johnny
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next several months, he saw her doing this often. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning differently. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, and started stroking himself, moaning, “I need a bike! I need a bike!”
The Beers I’ve Drank...
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
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Makin’ Cakes...
One day, a mother and her daughter were walking through the park and came across two teens having sex. The daughter asks the mom, “Mommy, what are they doing?” After thinking for a moment, the mom replies “They are making cakes, sweetie.” The next day, the mother and her daughter are walking through the zoo and they see two monkeys having sex, and the daughter asks again, “Mommy, what are they doing?” and the mother replies again, “They are making cakes, sweetie.” A few days later, the daughter walks into the kitchen and asks her mom, “Mommy? Were you and daddy making cakes in the living room last night?” and the mother replies hesitantly, “erm... yes hunny, we were.” The daughter says, “Oh, okay, because i licked the icing off the couch!”
What Gives?!
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer they call it “art” and “music.” When I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave the hardware store” What is this world coming to?
Yo Mama....
Yo mama’s ass is so hairy they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying “Don’t feed the bears” Yo mama’s head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind. Yo mama’s head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls. Yo mama’s head is so big, it shows up on radar. Yo mama’s head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bitch flips over. Yo mama’s head is so big, she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama’s head is so big, she don’t have dreams, she has movies. Yo mama’s head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo mama’s head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags. Yo mama’s head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died. Yo mama’s head is so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow. Yo mama’s hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo mama’s legs are like Jif, easy to spread. Yo mama’s legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they’d stick her back in the zoo. Yo mama’s legs are so white, they’d disintegrate Dracula. Yo mama’s lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray. Yo mama’s lips are so big, she whispers in her own ear Yo mama’s lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair. Yo mama’s lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears.
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CK A B H S A FL
7 Inches
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note: “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants.” So I wrote back: “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
They All Have One
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn’t have one, The Pope has one but doesn’t use it, Dominique StraussKhan uses his all the time. What is it? A last name! And shame on you for thinking it was something else.
Simple Math
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
Pick-Up Lines & Reponses
Girl: “Hey, what’s up?” Boy: “If I tell you, will you sit on it?”
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I’m a female impersonator. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you before GLY Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Do you know what’d look good on you? Me. Woman: Do you know what’d look good on you? Nothing ! Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Naughty Emoticons
Perfect Boobs (o)(o) Fake Silicone Boobs ( + )( + ) Perky Boobs (*)(*) Big Nipple Boobs (@)(@) A Cups o o D Cups { O }{ O } Wonder Bra Boobs (oYo) Cold Boobs ( ^ )( ^ ) Lopsided Boobs (o)(O) Pierced Nipple Boobs (Q)(O) Hanging Tassels Boobs (p)(p) Grandma’s Boobs \ o /\ o / Against The Shower Door Boobs ( )( ) Android Boobs | o | | o | Mammogram Boobs ___ ___ Penis 8---> Big Penis 8-------> Ass ( ! ) Big Ass ( ! ) Tight Ass (!) Sore Ass (_*_) Kiss Ass (_x_) Ass That’s Been Around (_o_)
Questions & Answers
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice Q: What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks! Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! Q: What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill! Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler! Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? A: They couldn’t close his casket.
The year 2014 is the 50th anniversary of the Beatles’ first arrival in United States! So to mark this milestone, one of the best Beatles cover band in the world will be putting on a concert to commemorate this legendary group – right here in Northwest Indiana!! On Sunday, August 10 at 7 p.m. at the Pavilion at Wolf Lake in Hammond, American English will take the stage and surely transport the audience back in
time. “We are excited for this first of its kind event at this venue,” said Don Popravak, event organizer. “It’s a complete Beatles Experience with an entire retrospective of their years’ together beginning with their appearance at the Ed Sullivan show to their White album days. There are costume changes and music style changes as well.” Attendees will experience some of the excitement of the early 1960s and the Beatles’ legendary appearances on the Ed Sullivan Show, when American English as the Fab Four performs “She Loves You,” “All My Loving” and more. Af-
By: Rosemarie Stephens ter a brief intermission, the band will return for a trip to the psychedelic era of Magical Mystery Tour Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band before capping the show with songs from The White Album including “Hey Jude,” “Something” and “Let It Be.” In the end, you’ll be transformed to a spectacular musical excursion of the final years of The Beatles partnership. Relive the years of The White Album, Let It Be and Abbey Road. Moving renditions of songs such as Hey Jude, Something and Let It Be are sure to complete the tribute to The Beatles. “American English has been voted the “Best Tribute Band” by Nitelife.org and was hailed in Newsweek’s special 2012 commemorative issue, “The Beatles!” as one of the best Beatles tribute bands in the world today,” said Popravak. “The band was voted No. 1 in sound-alike contests at Beatlefest® for three consecutive years and has headlined International Beatle Week in Liverpool, England.” Tickets to the concert are available for $22 and can be purchased online. Kids 12 and under are
free. Parking is free and concessions will be available to purchase on site including pizza from Beggars Pizza and beer from the Bulldog Brewing Company. The concert will take place rain or shine. Attendees are encouraged to arrive early and bring their own chair and blanket to picnic and enjoy the concert. No outside food or alcohol will be permitted onto the property. For more information about this event, call 219-659-1000 or email info@nwioilmen.com. To purchase tickets, visit http://nwioilmen.com. WJOB-1230AM Hammond, Indiana is the presenting sponsor of the concert. - NWIE
NWI Events
Lake Station Dreamgirls 7th by: Rick Jensen
There are car shows and then there are car shows. And for car show buffs who like a little more eye candy than just hot cars, the Dream Girls 7th Annual Car Show is probably the event of the summer. For those who are not familiar with the name, Dream Girls is the 18 and over club located downstairs inside the Déjà Vu Showgirls gentlemen’s club. The club is located at 2491 Ripley Street in Lake Station, and the Dream Girls car show will take place in the parking lot of the parent club on Sunday, August 17th beginning at 11:00 am. The rain date is the following Sunday, August 24th. Besides the fact that the show will be spiced up by the presence of beautiful, sexy women, the low $5 charge to enter a car in the show should be incentive enough for hot-rodders to enter their cars. The show is also a benefit for a good cause too, as all proceeds from the show will go to Veterans Life Changing Services. VLCF is a non-profit 501(c) 3 organization that assists service men and women in their transition back to civilian life. Lake County has over 38,000 veterans and 15% of them are homeless on any given night. VLCS helps these veterans by providing stabilized housing support services that increase education and job skill levels to encourage greater self determination. The show is the 7th annual show hosted by Dream Girls and this is the second straight year that the show will benefit Northwest
Indiana veterans. But how does a gentlemen’s club begin hosting car shows in the first place? “We’re a male oriented business and a lot of our patrons have hot cars,” said Vicki Mangano, the Manager at Dream Girls. “So one day our doorman, Ron Christensen, suggested that we should take advantage of all these hot rods and have a car show.” “So I went to a few shows to learn how to do it. Over the years I have learned how to do it but the first time I was going into it blind. But all the car guys gave me a lot of tips and since they knew all about it I listened to all their suggestions.” One of the things Mangano learned the hard way was how to categorize the cars. The first year, there were only four categories. This year, there are seven categories: Import, Antique, Stock, Muscle, Custom, Modified and Low Rider. There will be a trophy for each category as well as a trophy for “Best in Show” and “Best Paint Job. There will also be dash plates for the first fifty entries and buckets with donated car items also. But you may be asking: what about the girls? “We have ten girls working the show,” said Mangano. “The girls serve as greeters and run around taking pictures with the guys and their cars. Then at the end of the show, we have a picture with all of the girls with the winner of the show.”
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Annual Car Show But despite the presence of the girls the show is kid friendly There is a ‘50’s theme for the girls and all of them will be approprily dressed in 1950’s styles. A Monster Truck will also be at the show to serve as an added attraction for the little ones. The show is free for spectators and there will be food (barque), music and of course the club will be open for anyone who wants to head into the bar. There will also be rafwith tee-shirts, shot glasses and drink glasses donated vendors of the club. “It’s a good time for everybody,” said Mangano. “We have a lot of great cars and the kids just love the Monster Truck. Last year Jody Clark (the famous pin-striper) was here and he was painting kids faces (and the girl’s legs) too and we have invited him to come back this year.” “It’s all for a good cause because all the proceeds go to the veterans, and we raised over $1,200 last year,” continued Mangano. “But it’s all about everybody having fun. I wouldn’t do it seven years in a row if it wasn’t fun.” - NWIE
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Saturday
Pioneer Tap Hessville/Hammond (9:30p-2:30a)
Schane’s Bar Cedar Lake (9pm - 1am)
Prime Steak House Crown Point (9pm- 12am)
Beer Bellys 45th & Cleveland (9 - 1am)
Mr. Sweets Candy & Games **ALL AGES WELCOME** downtown Hobart (6pm - 9pm)
Pioneer Tap Hessville/Hammond (9:30p-2:30a)
Friday
Final Frame Lounge Inside Super Bowl Crown Point (10pm)
The Stadium Dyer (9:30p to 2:30a)
Clancy’s Public House Portage, IN (7pm to 10pm)
Tuesday Sunset Lounge Portage (9pm - 3am)
The Point Crown Point (9pm - 1am) Gametime III Hessville/Hammond (10 pm) Jalapeno’s Schererville, IN (9pm-3am) The Pub Hobart, IN (8pm - 12am)
Wednesday
Spirros Hammond (9pm to 1am)
White Rhino Dyer, IN (9pm - 1am) Mia Cucina Ristorante (Aberdeen/Old Brewery) Valparaiso, IN (9pm - 12am)
Thursday
Growlers Highland, In (9pm- 3am)
Beer Bellys 45th & Cleveland (9p - 2a) Chuck & Irene’s Hessville/Hammond (9pm - 2am) Just Toni’s Hammond FIRST FRI OF EACH MONTH (8 to 12)
The End Zone Hobart (9pm - 12am)
Pepe’s Griffith (9 - 1am)
Franklin House Valparaiso (10pm - 2am)
Final Frame Lounge (inside Super Bowl) Crown Point (10pm)
Spirros Hammond (9pm to 1am) The Point Crown Point (9pm - 1am) VIP Lounge Griffith (10 PM - 2:30 AM)
Gametime II Whiting (10pm)
The Pub Hobart, IN (8pm - 12am)
Pepes Griffith (9pm-12 am)
Pepe’s Valparaiso (9pm - 1am)
The Stadium Dyer (9:30p to 2:30a)
O’s Tap Knox, IN (9pm- 1am)
Buddy and Pals Schererville (9pm to 2am)
House of Legends Hammond (9:30pm -2:30am)
The Stadium Dyer (9:30p to 2:30a) Town Pub Lowell (10pm-2am) Shenan Igins Portage, IN (9pm - 1am) Down and Under Pub Knox, IN (9pm- 2am) Pioneer Tap Hessville (10pm-2:30am
Matey’s Irish Pub Crown Point (9pm to 2am)
The Stadium Dyer (9:30p to 2:30a) Gelsosomo’s Pub Chesterton, IN (9pm-3am) House of Legends Hammond (9:30pm - 2:30am) Pepes - Griffith 9:00 - 2:00
Sunday Sunset Lounge
Portage (9pm - 3am) Schane’s Bar Cedar Lake (9pm - 1am) karaoke man 71 online karaoke 24hrs a day • Facebook
Young Secretary
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The manager hired a new secretary. she was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open.” He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention.” The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, “Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffle bags!”
Real Life Fairy Tale
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight...you’re drunk....not waiting on Prince Charming.
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