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‫ﺳﺠﻨﺎﻥ‬ ‫ﺍﻧﺠﻤﺶ ﻧﻌﻴﺶ ﺑﻼﺵ ﻣﺮﻯ‬ ‫ﻣﺎ ّ‬

‫ﻋﻴﻨﻲ ﻣﺎ ﺭﺗﺶ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻘﻮﻟﺶ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ‪ .‬ﻋﻴﻨﻲ ﺭﺕ‬ ‫ﻧﻘﻮﻝ "ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ"‪ .‬ﺁﻣﺎ ﻣﺎ ﺭﻳﺘﻬﺎﺵ ﻣﺎ‬ ‫ﻧﻜﺬﺑﺶ ﻫﻜّﺎﻛﺔ ﻭﻟﻴﺩﻲ‪.‬‬ ‫ﺃﻋﺩﻨﺎ ﺍﻟﺴﺆﺍﻝ ﻭﺻﻴﺎﻏﺘﻪ‪:‬‬ ‫ﻣﻬﻤﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺩﻨﻴﺎ؟‬ ‫ﻋﻢ ﺣﺴﻦ‬ ‫ّ‬ ‫ـ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﻯ ﻳﺎ ّ‬ ‫ﺗﻨﺠﻤﺶ ﺗﻌﻴﺶ ﺃﻧﺖ ﺑﻼﺵ ﻣﺮﻯ؟‬ ‫ّ‬ ‫ﻣﻬﻤﺔ ـ ﻭﺍﺷﻲ ـ ]ﻭﺍﺷﻲ‪ :‬ﺗﻔﻴﺪ ﺍﻻﺳﺘﻐﺮﺍﺏ‬ ‫ّ‬ ‫ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺴﺆﺍﻝ ﻃﺒﻌﺎ[ ﻣﺎﻧّﺠﻤﺶ! ﺗﻲ ﻫﺎﺫﻳﻜﺎ‬ ‫ﻋﻠﻲ ﻣﺎ‬ ‫]ﻭﻳﺸﻴﺮ ﺍﻟﻰ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ[ ﻛﻲ ﺗﻐﻴﺐ‬ ‫ّ‬

‫ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺻﺎﻟﺤﺔ ﺻﺎﻟﺤﺔ ﻟﺮﻭﺣﻬﺎ ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻲ‬ ‫ﻃﺎﻟﺤﺔ ﻃﺎﻟﺤﺔ ﻟﺮﻭﺣﻬﺎ ﺯﺍﺩﺔ‪.‬‬ ‫ﻧﺩﺮﻳﺶ ﻛﻴﻔﺎﺵ ﻧﻮﻟ ّﻲ‪.‬‬ ‫ـ ﺷﻜﻮﻥ ﻫﺬﻳﻜﺔ؟‬ ‫ﺟﻤﻌﺔ ﻣﺮﺗﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﺩﻠﻠﺔ!‬ ‫ﻣﺮﻯ ﻭﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﻜﻼﻡ‪.‬‬ ‫ـ ﺁﺵ ﻋﻤﻠﺖ ﻣﻌﺎﻙ‬ ‫"ﺍﻟﻤﺮﻯ"‬ ‫ﺁﺵ ﺑﺎﺵ ﻧﻘﻠ ّﻚ؟‪ .‬ﺗﺤﺮﻙ‬ ‫ﻣﻌﺎﻱ‪ .‬ﻣﺮﺗﺎﺡ‪ .‬ﺫﺍﺭﻱ‬ ‫ﻋﻠﻲ‬ ‫ﻗﺎﻋﺪ ﻏﺎﺩﻲ ﺗﻨﺎﺩﻲ‬ ‫ّ‬ ‫"ﺗﻘﻠﻲ ﺍﻳﺠﺎ ﺍﻓﻄﺮ" ﻭﻳﻦ‬ ‫ﻧﻤﺸﻲ ﻣﻌﺎﻙ‪.‬‬ ‫ﻋﻢ ﺣﺴﻦ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻳﻀﺮﺏ‬ ‫ـ ّ‬ ‫ﻓﻲ ﻣﺮﺗﻮ ﺷﻨﻴﺔ ﺗﻘﻠﻮ‬ ‫ﺍﻧﺖ؟؟‬ ‫ﺷﻨﻮﺓ؟‬ ‫ﻭﺍﻻ‬ ‫ﺑﻘّﺎﺭﻱ‬ ‫ّ‬ ‫ـ ﺑﺮﺷﺎ ﻳﺎ ﻋﻢ ﺣﺴﻦ‬ ‫ﺭﺍﻫﻢ‪...‬‬ ‫ﻋﻴﺐ!‬

‫ـ ﻣﺎ ﺿﺮﺑﺘﺶ ﺍﻧﺖ؟‬ ‫ﻫﺎﻫﻲ ﺍﺳﺄﻟﻬﺎ ]ﻭﻳﺸﻴﺮ‬ ‫"ﺃﻡ ﺟﻤﻌﺔ" ﺑﻜﻞ‬ ‫ﻟﻠﻤﺮﻯ ّ‬ ‫ﺛﻘﺔ[ ﻭﺍﷲ ﻣﺎ ﺿﺮﺑﺖ‬ ‫ﺣﺘّﻰ ﺿﺮﺑﺔ‪ .‬ﻧﺘﻐﺸﺶ‬ ‫ﻧﺨﻠﻴﻬﺎ ﻭﻧﺩﺐ‪.‬‬ ‫ـ ﺁﺵ ﺗﻘﻠﻬﻢ ﻫﺎﻙ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ‬ ‫ﺗﻮﺍ؟‬ ‫ﻳﻀﺮﺑﻮ ﻓﻲ ﻧﺴﺎﻫﻢ ّ‬ ‫ﻣﺎ ﻳﺼﻠﺤﻮﺵ! ﻭﺍﷲ ﻣﺎ‬ ‫ﻳﺼﻠﺤﻮﻫﺎ! ﻟﻴﻪ ﺗﺴﺨّﻒ؟‬ ‫ﺟﺎﺑﺘﻠﻪ ﺍﻟﺬﺭﺍﻭﻳﻦ‬ ‫]ﺍﻷﻭﻻﺩ[ ﻭﺗﻄﻴّﺒﻠﻪ ﻓﻲ‬ ‫ﺍﻟﺨﺒﺰ ﻭﺫﺍﺭ ﻳﺩﻘﺩﻖ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ‬ ‫ﻭﺃﻭﻻﺩﻪ ﺫﺍﺭ ﻳﺨﺰﺭﻭﻟﻪ‪.‬‬ ‫ﺃﻣﻚ‬ ‫ـ ﺍﻷﻡ ﺍﷲ ﻳﺮﺣﻤﻬﺎ ـ ّ‬ ‫ﻋﻢ ﺣﺴﻦ ﻛﻴﻔﺎﺵ‬ ‫ـ ﻳﺎ ّ‬ ‫ﻛﺎﻧﺖ؟‬

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