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Santa call to airport: How long is the journey from punjab to America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. Santa disconnects and says, “pee ke bethi hai kamini�
Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier: Tumhare Note nakli hai. Santa : Tujhe kya farak padta hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!
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Santa: Tum bike itni tez kyu chla rhe ho? Banta: Ye letter urgent dena hai Santa: Kaha? Banta: Address padhne ka time nai hai. Santa: Ok go fast.!
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Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye, Udas santa. pehle pata hota to shaadi bhi loan leke karta.
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Santa ‘suicide’ nhi krne ka speech de rha tha. Santa“Suicide nhi krna chahiye. darpok, bujhdil, kaayar log krte hai… Suicide krne se toh acha hai ki aap zeher kha lo…”
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Girl. Kya tum mujse shadi karoge Santa. Humare ghar sabki shadi relatives se hi hoti he jaise mummy ki papa se , bahiya ki bhabhi se, didi ki jija se☹️☹️
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santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigarette Dekhi.. . Oh God, She Smokes . fir Wisky Dekhi.. . Oh God, She Drinks . Fir Ladke Ko Dekha.. . Thank God, Ye Sab Is ladke ka Hai.
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Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai. Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya. Teacher- wo bag kisne feka? Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???
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Santa :” Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.. . Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina “Pyar” Nahi Kar Sakta”.. . Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz.
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santa banta jokes in hindi shaadi ke 20 saal baad bacha hua Wo udaas ho gya,. . Banta : Yaar udaas kyo h ?. . Santa :20 saal baad bacha hua wo bhi “CHOTA SAA..”
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santa banta jokes in hindi संता बंता को गु से से बोल रहा था। संता- यार, जब मने तुझे खत िलखा था िक मेरी शादी म ज र आना। तो तु म आये यों नही? बंता- ओह यार, पर मु झे खत िमला ही नही।☹ ️ ☹ ️ संता- मने िलखा तो था िक खत िमले या ना िमले तुम ज र आना।
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Santa-tu mirror ke saamne baith kr kyo pad rha hai… Banta- iske 3 reason hai….ĔĔ . 1. saath mein revision ho jaati hai . 2. khud pr nazar rhti hai . 3. padne k lie company mil jati hai
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Santa flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha… . Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?. . Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…!!
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Shaadi me santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha… kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ? Santa – Mai toh khud pareshan hoon …..par card me likha hai, “Dinner 7-12pm”
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Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaon Me Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha Logo Ne Apne Gaon Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaon Me Pul Chahiye” Minister : “Par Tumhare Gaon Me To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai” Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“
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Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha… Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”ĔĔ Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu. Shavan chal rahe hai na…
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Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.☺️☺️ Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai, aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!
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Santa class me haans raha tha, Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kon ho tum? Santa : Tum kon ho? Ladka : Mein monitor hu Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
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santa banta jokes in hindi Santa : O yaar car ki speed itni kyo badha di? . Banta: O car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate Hai‌.!
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संता :– कौन सी cast ( जाित ) के लोग अ छे नागिरक होते ह ? बंता :– बिनए ……! संता :– वो कैसे..?..ĔĔ बंता :– हर जगह िलखा होता है, देश के अ छे नागिरक “बिनए” ! दे शभ त “बिनए”
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SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz Kiya . Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai. . Wah Wah . Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai ???? . Ladki Boli . Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hai Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK Hai….
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Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye.. Boss- your Birthday. Santa-22 April Sir. Boss-Kon Sa Saal. Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
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Santa : Oye, Ghabrana Matt, Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai… . Son : Ji Haan Papa ji, Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai, . Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Ha i
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Santa : Main Tere Pyar Me Lut Gaya, Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya. . Pinky : Haram Khor To Main Kon Sa Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.
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Hitler: “There’s no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary” Santa: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha
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