Contents Title Other Books from Zac Eaton About this Series License Notes A Day Audiobook
Imparare l'inglese: Extremely Funny Stories A Day Zac Eaton Copyright 2014 Zac Eaton book@englishforlovers.co.uk Other Books from Zac Eaton
Imparare l'inglese: Extremely Funny Stories
1. A Day 2. Love, Romance and Being Horny 3. Invisible Touch 4. Island-Monkey 5. Welcome to My Life 6. British Cuisine
7. Broken Flowers 8. Zac Eaton - The Collection (http://www.amazon.it/dp/B00IUQW0T0)
If you like "Extremely Funny Stories", I recommend you get the cheaper "The Collection", rather than buy all individually.
L'inglese per chi ama (18+) +Audiolibro http://www.amazon.it/dp/B00IRWZJCW About this Series
Imparare l'inglese può essere davvero divertente! Con "Extremely Funny Stories" di Zac Eaton imparerai l'inglese e conoscerai da vicino il famoso umorismo inglese: ironico e cinico. L'audiolibro incluso ti aiuterà ad apprendere una perfetta pronuncia. Attenzione: "Extremely Funny Stories" può creare dipendenza! Questa serie di racconti è un "must" per ogni studente d'inglese che vuole imparare divertendosi.
Some Reviews:
“The lady at Subway called an ambulance because she thought I was having an epileptic fit. I just could not stop laughing!” George Lamberty
“You better sort your life out, son” Dad
“I fell off the toilet laughing. Mum had to help me up!” Chris Schretzenmayr
“This stuff is so funny I could not pick up the book without laughing.” Jay Scully
“Such an uplifting and light-hearted read, I nearly shit myself laughing.” Harley Tuck
This first story is the beginning of a journey of laughter, self depreciating humour and some seriously deep shit.
Imparare l'inglese: Extremely Funny Stories A Day Copyright © 2014. All Rights Reserved.
Warning: The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal. No part of this book may be scanned, uploaded or distributed via internet or other means, electronic or print without the author's permission. A Day
Suddenly*, the excitement* the beginning of the semester brings has come to an end and even though I still have at least a thousand things to do, I feel as bored* as a pacifists gun. It is Friday evening, I am 29, dying to be kissed and at the moment I think I feel the same way a condom feels when he is finally freed from his little package and then shamefully* used for a teenage party trick. That clearly was not its destiny*. Nevertheless*, things remain good. I am sitting here at my desk facing the open window and I can hear a dogs bark* faintly* in the distance while someone next door is shagging* a trumpet.
[suddenly = improvvisamente, excitement = tensione, bored = annoiato, pacifist = pacifista, shamefully = infamante, destiny = destino, nevertheless = ciononostante, bark = abbaiare, faintly = debole, distance = distanza, shagging = scopare]
As I reflect* on the day I have just decided* to bore* you shitless and tell you how it was. Why suffer* alone? Telling someone how your day was can, if you are me, be quite embarrassing*, even damaging*, if, not like me, you have a good reputation* to lose*. So, you will see what I mean as I describe* my day. [reflect = riflettere, decided = deciso, bore = annoiarsi, suffer = soffrire, telling = raccontare, embarrassing = imbarazzante, damaging = dannoso, reputation = reputazione, lose = perdere, describe = descrivere]
After swearing* at my alarm clock a second time while jumping* out of bed, I danced* the funky chicken. Then I put on some boxers and walked barefoot* straight to the kitchen* to make a cup of tea. Knowing our fridge* was empty* I still walked up to it with a sway* of intention*, opened it, poked my head in and stared* into empty space at a lonely* tin* of mushrooms, which I have probably known longer than my ex-girlfriend and from which, to my surprise*, mushrooms* are growing*. My facial expression* would tell you that I am thinking up a magical recipe* from this tin, but I am only analysing the smell. I took my fresh cup of tea back into my room, slammed* on the radio and did the Michael Jackson moonwalk to the bathroom where I shaved* a pretty face*. After realising* I am painfully late*, I dashed* out of the house leaving my untouched* steaming tea on my desk and jumped, in John Wayne style, onto my bike and we both sped of to uni.
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