Jokes about monsters (and other creepy creatures)

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Where do ghosts

go swimming

The Dead

Sea!

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What does a baby

bat say before

going to bed? „Turn on the dark.

I’m afraid

of the light.“


What does a vampire

fear most?

Tooth decay.


What’s a vampire’s

favourite animal?

A giraffe!

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What do you get

if you cross

a vampire with

a snail?

I don’t know

but it would slow him down.

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What does a

witch kid want for christmas?

A haunted dollhouse.


What do you get if you cross

a witch with a werewolf? A mad dog that

chases airplanes!

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What can’t you

give the headless horseman?

A headache.

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What did Frankenstein say when he was struck

by lightning?

±Gee, that

felt good!”

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What do you say to a monster with three heads?

Hello,

hello and hello

to you too!

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