Where do ghosts
go swimming
The Dead
Sea!
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What does a baby
bat say before
going to bed? „Turn on the dark.
I’m afraid
of the light.“
What does a vampire
fear most?
Tooth decay.
What’s a vampire’s
favourite animal?
A giraffe!
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What do you get
if you cross
a vampire with
a snail?
I don’t know
but it would slow him down.
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What does a
witch kid want for christmas?
A haunted dollhouse.
What do you get if you cross
a witch with a werewolf? A mad dog that
chases airplanes!
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What can’t you
give the headless horseman?
A headache.
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What did Frankenstein say when he was struck
by lightning?
±Gee, that
felt good!”
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What do you say to a monster with three heads?
Hello,
hello and hello
to you too!
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