6th Form Art Exam

NEW YEARS 2022-23

‘3…2…1.’ Everyone paused, ‘HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!’ The entire pub cheered. People kissed, people hugged each other and people made stupid jokes like ‘I haven't showered since last year,’ and people congratulated friends until… This woman suddenly came up on the London eye fireworks. The robotic sound said ‘This is an urgent message that everyone should abide by. Each month every person in the UK will get the same challenge. January’s challenge is…’

It paused. ‘It-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i’ It glitches so much that the TV broke. ‘HEY, IT'S ON MY PHONE!!!!’

Someone shouted and everyone gathered around.’ I'm sorry about that malfunction. Anyways January’s challenge is, you will need to paint your toenails a colour every week. DO NOT LIE!!!’ The screen went blank and everyone started shouting and scattering.

People on the road were painting their toenails and stores were cleared only toilet paper was there. People who brought loads of nail varnish were selling them for £100 per toe.

This is the start of a story for a little girl in a little village called Abridge. Her name was Ella and she has an older brother named Theo who always tried to wind her up but she has a distinctive cry that her mum always runs towards like a tsunami is chasing her. Theo gets in lots of trouble and that's why she does it. Her dad, Alex absolutely hates it but she's his only girl. This story starts on January 2nd 2023.

‘MUM SHE'S STEALING ALL MY NAIL VARNISH!’ Theo screamed. ‘Oh how the tables have turned.’ Ella slickly said coming around the corner.

‘Don't be like that.’

‘Like what she said, I'm just a sweet little girl.’ she said and winked.

‘Ughhh, fine OR…’ he turned around, put up his hood and bent over.

‘I can't do anything,’ he said in his normal voice. ‘But granny sniffler can!’ he shouted in a croaky voice. And chased her away.

‘NO, PLEASE NOT GRANNY AHHH MUMMY.’ she shouted and Theo stopped.

‘Don't do it.’ ‘Please Ella.’ Theo whispered ‘MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!’

THUMP THUMP!!

‘THEO!!’ The scary voice shouted.

Their mum came up the stairs and told Theo to stop or he will have to give Ella all his nail varnish forever.

The next day the stores restocked and were gone. 5 injured, 5 lost children. Luckily Theo and Ella were told to go get bread and milk for breakfast. They got 4 bottles of pink and blue nail varnish. They got home, painted their toes and waited at the door.

KNOCK KNOCK

They fixed their posture and opened the door.

‘Put your hands up.’ They did what he said. He spoke into his walkie-talkie, ‘25 Shallow Road is clear. Move out.’ They trotted out into the road towards the next house.

‘Phew, that was close.’ Ella sighed. The next day was the same. And then the next until the 31st January. Theo was watching youtube until an ad came on.

‘This is an important ad.’ The same voice from new years day said. ‘A new challenge is upon us.’ Theo was worried, if the first month was about nails today might be makeup. While his sister was at a recital he tried some on and was really good. If he shows his sister he’ll be a laughingstock of the house.

‘February's challenge is….’

‘Please please please do not wear makeup.’

‘You must win 1 game of Fortnite every day.’ Theo was really bad at gaming and he knew he would suck.

‘Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding me-’

The End.

Casey King 8Ox

It was great to finally hand out 2 major awards from our Sports Awards Evening to the deserved winners. The Moncur Award went to Arthur Hammerston 9Li and the Outstanding Achievement Award in PE Award to Ruby Mace 10Ar – thanks to our Chair of Governors, Mr Wershof for presenting them with their awards.

Cross Country

Well done Matthew Sutton 8Ca who competed for RVHS as part of the West Essex & Harlow Cross Country Team in the Essex County Cross Country Championships this month!

PE Pupils of the Fortnight

Week ending 28th January 2023 Boys Girls

Year 7 Kai Winslow Jessica Cooper

Cairo Julien Lacey Chapman

Year 8

Year 9

Oliver Large Poppy Paris

Zac Gregory Charlotte Williamson

Jonny Bayles Ciara Weekes

James Pound Abigail Burger

Year 10 Luke Passmore Ava Colletta

Year 11 Tom Taylor Lilian Webster

Congratulations to the following students for their fantastic work in Literacy and during Drop Everything and Write (DEAW)

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Explore together: Ask your child to show you their favourite websites and apps and what they do on them. Listen, show interest and encourage them to teach you the basics of the site or app. 1

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Chat about online safety little and often: Young people are likely to want to explore new pps and websites this month, whether that is for learning or for fun. Take this opportunity to talk to them about how to stay safe on these new services, and in general. Ask if anything ever worries them while they are online. Make sure they know that if they ever feel worried, they can get help by talking to you or another adult they trust.

Help your child identify trusted adults who can help them if they are worried: This includes you and other adults at home, as well as adults from wider family, school or other support services who they are able to contact at this time. Encourage them to draw a picture or write a list of their trusted adults.

Be non-judgemental: Explain that you would never blame them for anything that might happen online, and you will always give them calm, loving support.

Talk about how their online actions can affect others: If your child is engaging with others online, remind them to consider how someone else might feel before they post or share something. If they are considering sharing a photo/video of somebody else, they should always ask permission first.

Parental controls: Make use of the parental controls available on your home broadband and any internet enabled device in your home. You can find out more about how to use parental controls by visiting your broadband provider’s website.

Direct your child to age appropriate information about relationships and sex: It’s natural for young people to start exploring their sexual feelings online and adolescents are more inclined to take risks. It’s important to understand this and to talk to your child in a positive way. Thinkuknow, Brook, The Mix and Childline all provide age appropriate information about relationships and sex that you can signpost your child to.

Make sure they know about CEOP: Young people can report a concern about grooming or sexual abuse to CEOP at www.ceop.police.uk/safety-centre/ and get support from a specialist Child Protection Advisor.

Support your child with Thinkuknow websites

The age appropriate Thinkuknow websites are a great way to start and continue chats about online safety.

 11-13yrs Thinkuknow website: https://www.thinkuknow.co.uk/11_13/

 14yrs + Thinkuknow website – https://www.thinkuknow.co.uk/14_plus/

Our websites provide open and honest guidance for young people on friends, relationships and the internet, covering topics like dealing with pressure; consent; and getting support when you are worried.

You will find lots more advice on keeping your child safe online at www.thinkuknow.co.uk/parents.

If you are worried that a child or young person is at risk of harm online, you should call the police. Young people can make a report to CEOP at https://www.ceop.police.uk/safety-centre/

Other Recommended Resources

Parent Info: Expert information for parents about building their child’s resilience both online and off. Produced by NCA-CEOP and Parent Zone. This free service can be embedded on to your child’s school website. www.parentinfo.org

Brook: Information and advice for young people on sexual health and wellbeing, including staying safe online. https://www.brook.org.uk

The Mix: Support service for young people with information and advice on sex and relationships. https://www.themix.org.uk

Internet Matters: A useful tool showing how to set parental controls across a range of devices and websites. http://www.internetmatters.org/parentalcontrols/interactive-guide/

NSPCC Net Aware: Provides reviews and guidance on the most popular social networks, apps and games that children use. https://www.net-aware.org.uk/

Childnet – Information and advice for parents and carers on supporting people online. https://www.childnet.com/reso urces/supporting-youngpeople-online

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Alternatively, you can download the EduLink App which is available to download for free on Apple or on Android.

Both the App and the web browser will display this log-in screen.

The School ID is ‘Roding’.

Parents/Carers will need to enter the Username and Password they have been provided with and click ‘Log in’.

The displayed is dependant of the platform you are logged in to:

• Via Web Browser

• Via the EduLink App

Navigating Edulink

You are able to navigate each of the following areas in EduLink:

• Achievement: You van view all positive achievements that have been awarded to your child

• Behaviour: You will be able to see all behaviour points given to you child and any sanctions given to your child including detentions.

• Medical Information: In this section you can see all of the medical information that we have on file for your child

• Account Information: In this section you can view the current address we have for your child on file, your child’s Year group and the name of their Form tutor

• Timetable: In this section you can view your child’s daily timetable

• Absence Reporting: This feature will allow you to send a direct message to our Attendance Officer, to notify us of any absence for your child

• Linked Resources: This section contains links to all the schools learning resources available to your child both at school and at home

• Update Information: This section shows all of the contact information we hold for yourself and your child. You can review and update this information with any changes that may occur

• Exams: You can see all of your child upcoming exams; your child can also access this information so they can manage their own exam schedule

• Documents: In this section you can view your child’s reports

Parents can access information on all their children currently admitted to Roding Valley High School. If you require any assistance, please contact Mr Vermaak or Miss Stewart (mvermaak@rodingvalley.net or lstewart@rodingvalley.net )