Spokane Coeur d'Alene Living June 2019 #163

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Fun, Festival & Float Your Way through Summer

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The Spokane Culinary Arts Guild’s Erin Peterson takes us on a delicious and educational foodie tour through the city of Post Falls.

summer fun, sun We hardly have to tell you the drill, but it’s too fun to hold it back: it’s summertime and it’s time to get out of the house and tear trails through our city and throughout the region. Make your name be known, and your muscles be felt ... ‘tis the season of play and we have a fun line-up for you to give a whirl.

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prime pages We share the stories of five inspirational adults leading adventurous lives, the AARP Awards nominations, and a look at bone health.

Doug Clark deep dives into a sinkhole of self-loathing and shame as he explores The Golf Curse.

on the cover We are dreaming a little dream of floating into summer like these are the best (donut) days of our lives.

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CONTENTS WHAT’S INSIDE 71

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Editor Letter Stephanie’s Thoughts

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First Look and Buzz Blue Zoo Lilacs & Lemons Artist Eye Around the World Spokane Rising #SpokanePulse

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The Scene Mythical Creatures Summer Reads

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Datebook June Events

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people pages Events & Their People

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hot topic Fun in the Sun Road Trips

The Nest Love and Lemons Featured Home Roof Health & Healing

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Prime 3 Over 50 AARP Awards Healthbeat: Bone Health Diet & Nutrition

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Horsepower 10 Cool Cars for 2019

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Local Cuisine Picture the Recipe Best Donuts Food Tour: Post Falls Farmer’s Markets Barfly: Illinoise Bar & Grill Ribbon Cuttings DINING GUIDE

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mic drop James Templeton

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Clarksville Golf’s Curse

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CONTACT US Spokane Coeur d’Alene Living magazine is published twelve times a year. If you have any questions or comments regarding the magazine, please call us at (509) 533-5350; we want to hear from you. Visit our Web site for an expanded listing of services: www.bozzimedia.com.

Letters to the Editor: We are always looking for comments about our recent articles.

Your opinions and ideas are important to us; however, we reserve the right to edit your comments for style and grammar. Please send your letters to the editor to the address at the bottom of the page or to Stephanie@ spokanecda.com.

Editorial Editor in Chief

Copy Editor Carolyn Saccomanno Datebook Editor Ann Foreyt

Why-We-Live-Here photos: On the last page of each issue, we publish a photo that depicts the Inland Northwest and why we live here. We invite photographers to submit a favorite to Kristi@spokanecda.com.

Story submissions: We’re always looking for new stories. If you have an idea for one, please let us know by submitting your idea to the editor: Stephanie@spokanecda.com.

Datebook: Please submit information to Ann@

spokanecda.com at least three months prior to the event. Fundraisers, gallery shows, plays, concerts, where to go and what to do and see are welcome.

Dining Guide: This guide is an overview of fine and casual restaurants for residents and visitors to the region. For more information about the Dining Guide, email Stephanie@spokanecda. com.

BUZZ: If you have tips on what’s abuzz in

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Anthony Gill Diane Holm

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Ann Louise Gittleman Kris Kilduff

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EDITOR LETTER/a note from Stephanie

On Connection

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really should go with lighter material this time,” I said to my daughter as I cracked open my MacBook to write this letter on the evening of Memorial Day. “But, my thoughts have been so heavy these days.” It was late, and the kids had just landed back at my house after a fun day with their father and his family.

“Wait … are those tears running down your face?” she asked.

“You know me,” I said. “Of course they are.”

Earlier in the day, I had started reading Eighty-Seven Minutes, a blog by Spokane’s own Kent Hoffman, creator of the global platform known as Circle of Security, on attachment and bonding. His blog speaks to the “human condition squeezed inside personal struggle and hidden possibility.”

And within that, how we are always longing to connect—with ourselves, without even knowing it most of the time, and with others. That “we live with a presence of absence: something is almost always missing or about to go missing; wrong or about to go wrong.”

And on this somber Memorial Day evening having spent the day alone working on a press deadline, I was caught in a bit of lonely reflection on how a day of honoring those we’ve lost unites friends and family throughout the country. I thought about how knowing loss often brings us closer together and reminds us to cherish our connections right now. But, I also thought of how swiftly the world spins on its axis and how fast the time flies right on by. It is said we are one the loneliest societies that have ever been. We may not be fully cognizant of how precious

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the gift of time together is as we pull out the extra camp chairs, play yard games or fire up the outdoor grill (although, I hear smokers are all the rage these days).

I watched a TED Talk by Johann Hari not long ago about addiction, and the phenomenonal twist researcher Bruce K. Alexander uncovered while testing addictions in lab rats. In his famous “Rat Park” research, a rat is placed in a bare cage, alone, and offered two water bottles—one with water and the other with water and either heroin or cocaine. The rat will, without fail, choose the drug-laced bottle over the water bottle, and will swiftly overdose itself to death (rats under these conditions have a 100 percent overdose rate). But, when rats are placed in decked-out rat parks—full of toys, food, goodies and other rats—they almost never use the drug-laced water bottle. When they are happy, connected creatures, there are zero overdoses.

When researchers wondered if those findings would translate to humans, they looked back on studies conducted after the Vietnam War. Twenty percent of American troops were using heroin while away at war and, naturally, there was concern of what would transpire upon their return home. In the end, though, the twist was that 95 percent of those who were using heroin while away stopped upon their return, without intervention or withdrawal. When they returned to their homes and families—when they were once again happy and connected creatures— they didn’t choose the drugs.

It is no secret that humans have an intense, natural and innate need to bond—and we will bond to and connect with something.

Where there is a sense of emptiness or loneli-

ness—when we cannot bear to be present in our own lives—we will numb out the pain, pulling further away from those around us.

Johann Hari ends his TED Talk by saying “the opposite of addiction isn’t sobriety, it’s connection.” As we move through the glorious season of summer cookouts, adventures with friends and opportunities for family time, I wish for us all a continuous reminder to stay connected to one another—right now, while we still have one another (and while the season speaks of fun and opportunity to do so). I challenge where there is unrest, let us connect to one another. Where we see pain and disconnect, let us reach out and connect to that person—whether it’s our spouse, our child, a friend or co-worker, perhaps a stranger on the street. Where we feel recovery is needed and improvements must be made, let us be part of the “social recovery” of actually deeply connecting to one another again, friend or foe.

We are Spokane Coeur d’Alene Living magazine, and we are Spokane and Coeur d’Alene. Please find me on Facebook or Instagram—and hop over to “like” and follow the Spokane Coeur d’Alene Living magazine pages—to stay connected between press dates, and to share your thoughts, stories and life in real time.

To a connected community, Stephanie Regalado stephanie@spokanecda.com

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Nature at Blue Zoo Spokane visitors can touch stingrays and starfish, pet snakes, lizards, turtles, and exotic birds, and get up close and personal with sharks.

Don’t expect to come nose to nose with a great white, but Blue Zoo’s 30,000 gallon shark tank will include blacktip reef sharks, zebra sharks and nurse sharks that can grow to eight feet long and 300 pounds.

Blue Zoo will have live-entertainment, including an underwater mermaid show and daily shark feedings.

Education is an important part of the experience, Haws says. “Blue Zoo is not about having the fanciest, rarest or most endangered species. Our goal is to engage people and give them the opportunity to interact with a world they may not have experienced before and to be inspired.”

Blue Zoo Spokane is located at the North end of the mall, near Buffalo Wild Wings. Discount annual passes are on sale now for a limited time. For more information, visit them on Facebook or online at bluezoo.us.

he NorthTown Mall is getting a new shop.

Not exactly a “store,” mind you, because the unique and beautiful creatures on display aren’t for sale, but rather an interactive aquarium where you’ll have the opportunity to explore the mysterious undersea world and get to know its inhabitants.

When Blue Zoo Spokane, a family friendly aquarium and small-animal exhibit, opens in July, it will be the first of its kind between Spokane and Seattle.

The 11,000 square foot exhibit features more than 150 species of animals including fish, reptiles and birds.

The concept of an aquarium built into a small space is relatively new, says owner Wesley Haws. Indoor public aquariums like Blue Zoo are possible thanks to modern technologies, such as LED lighting, which is low-energy and can simulate varying light conditions in the tanks.

Blue Zoo uses 5,000 square feet of highly efficient filtration systems to maintain the aquarium’s 50,000 gallons of water.

Among the attractions and specially designed environments, you’ll find marine animals including clown fish, electric eels, seahorse, lion fish, jellyfish, and a giant pacific octopus. There are hands-on exhibits where

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FIRST LOOK/lilacs & lemons

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by Vince Bozzi LILACS to the North Idaho College Foundation for taking the former Aryan Nations site near Hayden Lake and putting the proceeds into an endowment to support, ironically, human rights. It’s a great end for the property where crosses once burned, knowing it will now enlighten and defend people of all colors, races and creeds.

LEMONS to the business owners on East Sprague who recently purchased three full page ads in the daily newspaper in order to get the attention of the STA’s board members about the buses stopping traffic on East Sprague. Traffic lights stop traffic, too, and not every bus stops at every stop.

But even if the buses are a problem, why not contact the board members directly and use the ad money instead to buy a multipage spread extolling the virtues of their wonderful revived shopping district rather than telling a negative story?

Pretty expensive considering all 13 board members probably don’t even subscribe.

LILACS to the Washington senate for voting to prohibit eye tattoos. Sclera tattooing changes the whites of the eye to another color, often red, and is not only scary looking, it’s permanent and dangerous. If Governor Inslee signs, the practice will be illegal in Washington, and although we think tattoos are God’s gift to police, as they are so easy to identify, the eye tattoos not only freak people out, they permanently remove the owner from the work force. Now they should pass a law instituting a one week waiting period for face tattoos.

LEMONS to the Washington State Dept of Transportation for proposing J-Turns on Highway 195 at Thorpe Road. J-Turns make it impossible to turn left onto a busy

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road. You have to turn right and then somewhere down the line do a U-turn.

You also can’t turn left from the highway onto the side road. We applaud them for finding a low-cost solution, but are traffic lights so expensive? And isn’t it just as dangerous when drivers do U-Turns on busy roads? Perhaps too many traffic lights would be even more annoying, so once we see this baby in action, we may change this to a lemonade.

LILACS to the Spokane City Council for reversing course and approving a land swap deal with UGM. The city needs the land for storm water treatment and has nearby land that could be swapped, but more importantly, the city would receive a $1 million grant from the State Department of Ecology. It’s true that UGM would receive more land than they would give up, but it’s not so much the size of the parcels but the quality of the location. Any other location for the water treatment would cost the city way more than the parcels they’re giving up. And considering how much UGM does to keep homeless folks off the street, they should be hailed rather than chastised over their policies, which are perfectly legitimate considering they are a church.

LEMONS to Walmart for experimenting with digitizing their stores so that when you walk by the chips aisle, coupons for Doritos or Fritos or Lays suddenly pop up, depending on which is your chip of choice, based on past purchases. I can just imagine walking down the aisle a few days after buying grandma’s Preparation H and hearing a robotic voice shout out “your favorite H cream is on sale in Aisle 43!”

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FIRST LOOK/around the world

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Take it from Joey and Sheri Marcella: when you find yourself in the Maldives, there’s nothing better than your toes in the sand, a good glass of wine, a good sunset and the latest copy of Spokane Coeur d’Alene Living magazine to pass the time. As Joey says, “This is our ‘happy place.’”

Chicago Bean Photographic evidence that Theresa Berglund takes her work with her wherever she goes as Bozzi Media’s credit and accounts receivable manager. She also catches up on reading the magazine she’s most passionate about.

South Rim Grand Canyon Karla and Michael O’Neill read their Spokane Coeur d’Alene Living magazine on vacation—here they are on the South Rim of the Grand Canyon.

Hells Canyon, Oregon

James and Kathy Mangis enjoy taking Spokane Coeur d’Alene Living magazine on their world travels—this one at Hells Canyon Dam in Hells Canyon, Oregon.

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FIRST LOOK/spokane rising

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by Anthony Gill

More Neighbors, Please––Let’s Build Some ADUs

Wouldn’t it be awesome to have a few more neighbors on your street?

No, I’m not talking about stuffing more people into a single home. I’m not talking about a giant apartment complex. I’m talking about a handful of additional neighbors on your block, living in “accessory dwelling units” (ADUs)—in-law units, essentially––off of alleyways or within existing homes. These types of units have quickly grown in popularity across the Pacific Northwest, and in Vancouver, B.C., the “laneway home” has become a category of housing product all its own.

Wouldn’t it be awesome to have a couple additional people on your block, a few more potential friends? These small additional units make it easier for younger and older people to live in our diverse neighborhoods, and, if residents use the bus, make transit service more viable.

And because they’re small and located on existing property, ADUs are naturally affordable.

Spokane has made a lot of progress toward allowing more “gentle density” in our neighborhoods. We’ve legalized cottage housing, and reduced parking requirements in certain areas. We clarified existing rules and regulations. Indeed, the “infill housing” amendments passed earlier in 2019 could bear fruit within the next few years as developers take advantage of the new rules.

But for (admittedly impatient) housing advocates like myself, the progress has been slow and insufficient, particularly on ADUs:

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The City requires an additional offstreet parking space, in addition to the stall required for the main home. Off-street parking is required even in the most walkable and transit-connected areas of our city, like Browne’s Addition and West Central.

The property owner is required to live in one of the units at least six months of the year.

A detached ADU can only be 600 square feet, and that’s assuming all of the other dimensional requirements work out on the property.

Because they are only allowed on lots larger than 5,000 square feet, detached ADUs sometimes can’t be built in the city’s older, more traditional neighborhoods.

The 20-foot maximum height can restrict small two story cottages.

Our city has the urban “bones” to be a “laneway home” leader.

In the urban core and in close-in neighborhoods like Logan and EmersonGarfield, average-size homes sit relatively close to the curb, with alleys in the rear and plenty of space for an additional unit. Many areas are within walking distance of services, shops, and frequent transit, reducing the need for off-street parking. An eclectic existing housing mix would make ADUs seem right at home. And we have growing housing affordability concerns which, if left unaddressed, could quickly escalate to a crisis.

Meanwhile, Seattle is set to eliminate a host of similar requirements later this year.

Tacoma passed its ordinance in late 2018.

The State Legislature actually considered legislation this session to overturn local accessory dwelling unit restrictions.

It’s time. Let’s join the movement for more neighbors, “gentle density,” and laneway homes.

Anthony Gill is an economic development professional and founder of Spokane Rising, an urbanist blog focused on ways to make our city a better place to live.

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SPRING GLOW

by Matt Roberg Instagram @ mattrobergphotography What I initially wrote off as an unspectacular sunset to be purely used as a scouting trip for wildflowers turned out to be one of the most spectacular sunset I’ve seen. I think that parallel can be drawn to Spokane, people passing by may think it as just another city, unspectacular. However, spend time here and you’ll quickly realize it’s filled with many beautifully unique places, charm and home to many amazing people.

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MORNING LIGHT ON ROTARY FOUNTAIN Riverfront Park Fountain

by Megan Balmforth Instagram @meganlizbalm Walking through Riverfront Park in downtown Spokane always makes me feel like I’ve entered another world. My husband and I moved to Spokane in 2017, and this city will now be even more special as we are welcoming our first child this fall. We can’t wait for him to grow up and experience Spokane’s beauty underneath its ever-changing sky.

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Some people may think the creatures in this exhibition are myths or legends, while others may say they are real. Beginning in June, you can explore the world of Northwest Legends and decide for yourself. Take a fairy wing selfie, step into Sasquatch tracks, or design your own mythical creature in this engaging, family-oriented MAC-curated companion exhibit to Giants, Dragons & Unicorns: The World of Mythic Creatures, which opens in July.

The world is full of stories about brave heroes, magical events and fantastic beings.

Tales of mythic creatures have been with us for thousands of years, sometimes inspired by living animals or even fossils. Some of these creatures symbolize danger—others promise to bring luck or joy. Together, mythic creatures give shape to humankind’s greatest hopes, fears and most passionate dreams. This traveling exhibition from New York’s American Museum of Natural History combines unique cultural objects, dramatic models, engaging multimedia, and interactive games to tell the origin stories behind the legends of mythical creatures from around the world. Museum of Arts and Culture. 2316 W. First Ave. (509) 456-3931 or northwestmuseum.org.

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See scld.org or Engage Magazine (available for free online or in print at all Spokane County Library District libraries) for more information.

Nathan A. Hansen, Information Specialist Librarian for the Community Library Network in Post Falls, ID, recommends “Post Falls Library’s Summer Fair.”

A Universe of Stories:

Summer Reading Begins at Local Libraries SUMMER READING, the national celebration of books and literacy, begins this month at area libraries, which means fantastic programming for kids, teens and adults throughout the season. I love this year’s theme, “A Universe of Stories.” As always, there is something for everyone in these wonderful (and free) events, so I reached out to a few local librarians for their personal highlights.

Library Services Managers Mary Ellen Braks and Gwendolyn Haley of Spokane County Library District emailed a joint statement recommending the Summer Reading Challenge, combined with an event featuring writer and illustrator Grace Lin:

“I’m most excited about our Summer Reading Challenge. We are challenging families to make reading together a significant part of their summer.

Reading together is a free activity that can be done anywhere, anytime. We are super excited that Grace Lin will be coming to help us celebrate a summer of family reading because she’s an amazing, award winning author and illustrator that everyone can enjoy, from her picture books to her novels—something for everyone. So check out something from the library to read together, or listen to together this summer.”

Grace Lin is the author and/or illustrator of Round is a Mooncake, Dim Sum for Everyone!, and the Ling and Ting series, among other books. Grace Lin will speak to kids and adults on August 8 at CenterPlace 2426 N. Discovery Place, in Spokane Valley, from 6:30-8:30 p.m.

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“Visit Post Falls Library’s Summer Fair!

Enjoy live music and free ice cream while you compete for friendly bragging rights at some of our games. When you’re done, visit four-legged friends available for adoption courtesy of the Kootenai Humane Society.

Don’t forget to sign up for your library card, log your summer reading, and check out a book or movie to enjoy the magic that is YOUR library.”

The Post Falls Library’s Summer Fair takes place on Saturday, June 29, from 1-3 p.m., 821 N. Spokane St., in Post Falls.

Amber Williams, a Managing Librarian at Spokane County Library District recommends “Produce Swap:”

“Weekly in August and September you can share your garden’s bounty with community members through the District’s Produce Swap!

The swap takes place at the Cheney, Deer Park, and Otis Orchard Libraries.

This is as easy as leaving extra things you’ve grown on a designated table at the library. This is not a trade or barter event; all is given and taken freely with anything left being donated to a local food bank. Do you garden near the Fairfield Library? They have their Produce Swap in front of the Fairfield City Hall.”

Produce Swap takes place at various libraries in August through September.

See scld.org or Engage Magazine (available

for free online or in print at all Spokane County Library District libraries) for more information.

Vanessa Strange, Cultural Programming Librarian at Spokane Public Library, Downtown, recommends “Hometown Teams: How Sports Shape America.”

“The Downtown Spokane Public Library will host this traveling exhibition from the Smithsonian’s Museum on Main Street program. ‘Hometown Teams’ will be on view June 22-August 3 at the downtown library, 906 W. Main Ave. We want to be a place for everyone, and that includes sports fans of all ages. Families can take a break from a day in Riverfront Park and cool off in the library, and kids can collect sports trading cards (while supplies last). In the neighborhood libraries, Shadle ( July 8) and South Hill ( July 23), Jim Kershner will present on local hero Carl Maxey’s life, including his career as a boxer. I’m looking forward to hearing from Eric Davis, a sociologist who has spent his life involved in sports. He will explore race, values, and scandals in sports. He will be downtown on Tuesday, June 25 at 6:30 p.m. for a presentation, ‘What Do Sports Teach Our Kids?’ from Humanities Washington, a deeper look at scandals in sports and the effect on the next generation.”

Please read more about Hometown Teams here: spokanelibrary.org.

And don’t forget about the Coeur d’Alene Library and the Liberty Lake Libraries, whose programming and events can be found on their respective websites, cdalibrary.org and libertylakewa.gov.

Three cheers for our Inland Northwest libraries!

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The 2019 Dad’s Day Dash is the 7th annual 5K benefiting SNAP, your local community action agency. The event will be a hosting a non-timed 1.4 mile walk and a timed 5k run. nsplit.com

June 13-30: Disney’s Beauty and the Beast

Based on the Academy Award-winning animated feature, Disney’s Beauty and the Beast, tells of Belle, a young woman in a provincial town, and the Beast who is really a young prince trapped under the spell of an enchantress. If the Beast can learn to love and be loved, the curse will end and he will be transformed into his former self. But time is running out. This “tale as old as time” is perfect entertainment for the whole family.

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June 18: Indigo Girls

The Indigo Girls are returning to Martin Woldson Theater at The Fox to create their signature harmonies and dynamic soundscapes. Twenty years after they began releasing records as the Indigo Girls, Amy Ray and Emily Saliers have politely declined the opportunity to slow down with age. With a legacy of releases and countless U.S. and international

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In celebration of the anniversary of Abbey Road, Rain will bring the greatest hits of this epic recording to life, in addition to all your early Beatles favorites. This mind-blowing performance takes you back in time with the legendary foursome delivering a note-for-note theatrical event that is “the next best thing to seeing the Beatles” (Associated Press). Experience the world’s most iconic band and come celebrate the best of Abbey Road.

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June 20-23: 31st Playwrights’ Forum Festival

Spokane Civic Theatre is proud to present its Playwrights’ Forum Festival, which has showcased new one-acts by playwrights across the region since 1983.

The festival is performed in two separate sets on alternating days. Spokane Civic Theatre. 1020 N. Howard St. (800) 325SEAT or ticketswest.com.

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June 21-30: Always... Patsy Cline— Revival

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Over a pot of strong coffee, the two women chatted about their common concerns. When Cline finally left for Dallas, her next job, the two women had exchanged addresses and telephone numbers. Seger never expected to hear from Cline again, but soon after she left, Seger received the first of many letters and phone calls from Cline. The pen-pal relationship provides much of the plot of the show. U-High Theater. University High School campus. 12420 E 32nd Ave. svsummertheatre.com

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Long-term care. Every family needs to consider the possibility that the parents may someday become unable to function independently. What type of care would your parents want? What plans have they made to pay for it?

Power of attorney. By signing a durable power of attorney for health care and a durable power of attorney for finances, your parents can appoint you or another family member to step in and make decisions and execute financial transactions should they become unable to do so.

Estate planning. Do your parents have a will? Does an existing will need to be updated for new grandchildren or other family members?

GET READY FOR 7 SERIOUS LIFE TRANSITIONS AHEAD Most baby boomers will face seven key events in their last stage of life that will color their finances and investments. Prepare for these events by thinking about them now.

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It can be dangerous to generalize about the baby-boom generation, but there are seven key events that nearly everyone will face as they move through the last third of their lives. Unlike earlier, happier events such as getting married, having children, and moving up the career ladder, some of these events may be anticipated with dread. For this reason many boomers may put off facing them. But lack of preparation can make a bad situation even worse.

Warning: the terminology used here is rather blunt.

1. Your parents will get old If your parents are still living active lives, you will have to face the fact that your parents will eventually get old. You should start thinking about this now and begin gathering resources so you won’t be at a complete loss when your parents can no longer function independently. There is nothing worse than to discover that a parent has lost the ability to pay bills, make nutritious meals, or seek proper medical care when a little attention and advance planning can allow you to step in before your

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2. Your parents will die Sorry to be so blunt about it, but this is the natural order of things. You will face both emotional and financial issues when your parents die. Go to A Healing Place (ahealingplace.org) for insights and resources that can help with the emotional issues. As far as financial matters go, this is what you will face: The estate must be settled. If you’ve never experienced a death in the immediate family, you may not realize that there are many steps involved in settling an estate. Knowing about these ahead of time will help prepare you for your responsibilities.

Inherited assets must be managed.

Financial institutions across the nation are just waiting to swoop down on boomers who will be receiving some trillions in inherited wealth.

Find an advisor now that you can trust so that if and when you come into these assets, you’ll have a ready source of guidance.

3. You will fight to stay healthy Boomers are starting to come to terms with aging, but serious illness is still largely unexplored territory for most of them. More and more, boomers will be paying attention to their health, either working hard to stay healthy or managing chronic illnesses. Here is a glimpse of what’s ahead:

Navigating the health care system.

Boomers who have been healthy all their lives will be in for a shock if they encounter insurance deductibles, co-pays, and denied claims resulting from inadequate insurance and lack of preparation for expenses they thought would be fully covered.

High out-of-pocket costs. Even with private health insurance and/or Medicare, many boomers will find themselves paying out-of-pocket health care expenses. These may include premiums for Medicare Part B (outpatient care) and Part D (prescription drugs) as well as the costs of alternative treatments and other private- pay services for boomers who want the very best in health care.

4. You will reach retirement age Whether or not you ever plan to retire in the traditional sense of the word—and many studies have shown that you won’t— the vast majority of boomers will reach traditional retirement age. This is the age at which you may take advantage of certain tax benefits and entitlement programs developed under the traditional retirement system. Boomers who aren’t thinking about retirement as such will still want to take advantage of them.

Social Security. Full retirement age is the age at which full Social Security benefits may begin. For baby boomers born between 1943 and 1954, full retirement age is 66.

You can apply for Social Security anytime between age 62 and 70. Get some help deciding when is the best time to file.

Medicare. To avoid a 10% penalty on Part B premiums, you’ll need to apply for Medicare at age 65 unless you are covered by a health plan at work. Go to medicare. gov for more information on Medicare.

Tax issues. The IRS calls people age 65 and older “the elderly.” Boomers are not likely to identify with this term, but if you can admit to turning 65, you can claim an extra standard deduction for the elderly and/or blind. See IRS Publication 554, “Tax Guide for Seniors,” for more tax issues that will come up as you age.

5. You will need to manage multiple sources of income Even boomers who say they’ll “never retire” will likely have multiple sources of income that will need to be managed. These may include the following: Self-employment income. Boomers who leave their primary careers to do consulting or freelance work will need to ensure that this new form of income is adequate to meet their needs and that they make estimated tax payments as necessary. They will also need to consider how their earnings will affect their Social Security benefits.

6. You will get old Boomers can barely imagine it now, but like their parents, boomers themselves will get old someday. And they—and their children—will face the same issues you faced when your parents were getting old. What types of assisted living arrangements will you want to consider? How will you pay for it? What can you do now to make this phase of life more comfortable?

Another term that is commonly used under traditional retirement and entitlement systems that boomers tend not to relate to is “disability.” Definitions vary depending on the program, but any boomer with a chronic illness or condition may qualify for various private or public disability benefits.

7. You will die Again, sorry to be so blunt, but you know it’s going to happen. Boomers seem to be somewhat more open to contemplating their own deaths than their parents’ generation, perhaps because they still see it as a long way off.

Life expectancy. Go to the Living to 100 website (livingto100.com), and take a test to estimate how old you will live to be, along with list of things you can do differently to increase that age.

Legacy planning. As they review their lives, boomers are starting to consider legacy planning and ethical wills. This life-centered approach to death can lead to some of the estate-planning tasks you should be executing now, including advance directives and wills.

It’s a good idea to review your estate plan or specific tax situation with your estate attorney.

Elaine Floyd, CFP®, is the Director of Retirement and Life Planning, Horsesmouth, LLC., where she focuses on helping people understand the practical and technical aspects of retirement income planning.

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Fun in Trees Only Tarzan Has, Until Now

Ever seen the name Tarzan used as a verb? It’s a thing, so why not Tarzan this summer, like you’ve never Tarzaned before.

Mica Moon Zip Tours gets its name from the premium moonshine that made Mica Peak famous during the prohibition years. Illicit liquor was crafted at great risk by entrepreneurial moonshiners in hidden mountain camps whose flickering lights could sometimes be glimpsed on clear nights from the Spokane Valley below. These days Mica Moon celebrates the history of the mountain, complete with the intrigue and excitement associated with days gone by.

“We like to think that today’s Mica Moon product is the most fun anyone could have while being completely sober.

Today’s Mica Moon is a natural high,” say owners Heidi and Rik Stewart.

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The Stewarts opened the zip tour business on the side of Mica Peak, south of Liberty Lake, in 2014. Imagine flying through the trees and over valleys using pulleys and harnesses to ride a series of cables strung between trees, sometimes landing on the ground, sometimes landing on platforms high off the ground.

They are 3-hour time-blocks so you can Tarzan around until your heart is content. It’s a great tour for families, for couples on a date night, for team building or just with a group of friends. “Ages 6-96 welcome,” according to the website.

Flying Squirrel If getting high in the sky—rain or shine—is a thing that thrills you, Flying Squirrel is a must visit activity. Flying Squirrel Sports is true fun for the whole family, where the rules of gravity don’t apply. It’s a spring-loaded, urban playground like you’ve never seen before, and whether you’re a seasoned adrenaline junkie or a family with toddlers and young children, everyone will enjoy themselves at Flying Squirrel. They take pride in being the area’s best indoor fun park, and that means ensuring everyone has a good time, and everyone is safe in a completely clean facility at all times. And if you ever need to chill, you can take a rest in the Drey Bar & Cafe, or relax in the lounge area with free WiFi, and watch the spectacle of people soaring around you. flyingsquirrelsports.us

Wild Walls Climbing Gym You don’t have to travel to the Himalayas to climb a mountain. Located downtown in a historic armory building, Wild Walls Climbing Gym boasts 6,000 square feet of climbing and bouldering structures where climbers of all levels can challenge their skills. There are few sports where every member of the family can participate at the same time. No experience is necessary and everyone can climb at their own pace. Wondering if you have what it takes? If you can climb a ladder, then you can climb a wall. If you’re new to climbing, take the Vertical Introduction class where you’ll learn from trained professions the fundamentals to climb indoors: fitting the harness, knot tying and proper belay technique. Kids can defy gravity and gain self-confidence at summer camp climbing sessions. Wild Walls is also the perfect place for birthday parties, over-nighters or other group activities. wildwalls.com

WWE LIVE: Summer Slam Is a WWE live appearance on your bucket list? Well, then this is your summer. It’s a chance to see Universal Champion Seth Rollins, AJ Styles, Braun Strowman vs Drew McIntyre, Baron Corbin and Bobby Lashley in a Six Man Tag Team Match. Plus Alexa Bliss, The Usos, Naomi, Natalya and many more WWE Superstars. If you know who any of those people are … you’re probably ecstatic about their upcoming appearance. Tickets are available at the Spokane Arena Box Office, over the phone (800) 325-SEAT, all TicketsWest Outlets, or at TicketsWest.com.

Drive by Ghosts

On June 29, the Midnight Downtown Bicycling Ghost Tour begins and ends at the Visitor Information Center in Riverfront Park. Join master story teller and ghostologist, Chet Caskey, for a two-hour easy biking 3-mile ride through the dark, deserted and haunted downtown streets of Spokane to hear about Spokane’s dark past, old China Town and the Great Fire of Spokane. Bring your own bike and helmet! Adult refreshments provided midway through the ride to steady nerves.

Participants must be 21 or over to attend. Tour meets at the Visitor Information Center in Riverfront Park, 620 W. Spokane Falls Blvd.

The tour costs $15.

Ghost Sunday Afternoon Biking Tour of the Haunted Greenwood & Riverside Cemeteries Join Spokane historian and cemetery preservationist Chet Caskey for a beautiful and easy Sunday afternoon bike ride through Greenwood and Riverside Cemeteries as you learn about the weird, funny and sometimes haunting history of Spokane. Mild and easy riding, some small hills.

Lemonade and cookies provided along the way. Restrooms available, and parking is free. Tour meets at Greenwood Cemetery Office at 211 N. Government Way. Cost is $15.

Many other tours are available, including daytime ghost tours, at Inland Empire Tours where owner Dick Jensen says his trips are wellresearched to provide the traveler with an education and enjoyable travel … whether they’re touring gardens, viewing wildlife, or visiting National Parks. Call (509) 747-1335 for more information.

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Are you feeling lucky? Whether you’re gambling, dining, shopping, taking in live entertainment, or sipping cocktails, Spokane is the place to find your muse, and your gambling chops. ≠≠≠in Airway Heights last year wrapped up $30 million worth of new construction—the expansion of entertainment options for families.

Owned by the Kalispel Tribe of Indians, the recent expansion includes a new (Kalispel) retail store called Windfall, an RV Park, and a movie and dinner theater.

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This summer, Northern Quest is hosting a new series of Sunday street festivals kicking off July 14, and running each Sunday for five weeks from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. The resort plans to turn the Grand Plaza area in front of the hotel into Quest Sunday Fest.

The casino is in the process of putting together a number of food booths and food trucks, artists, live music, prepared food, performance art and nonprofits to draw a crowd. If you’re interested in learning more, or are a vendor, musician, volunteer or nonprofit entity interested in participating, visit the Quest Sunday Fest website.

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At the Spokane Public Library and/or the Spokane County libraries there are book clubs, pajama story times, magician shows, themed parties, Taiko Japanese drumming, family planetarium shows, kids concerts, family movies, and tons more.

The Spokane Library has several series of classes running throughout the summer— for all ages, temperaments and interests.

Many of the classes are intriguing; kudos to the powers that be at the library. The learning and lectures series includes classes like: Building a capsule wardrobe, Backyard astronomy without a telescope, and Science speaks for kids. Other series include movie showings, fun and games, health and fitness, and craft and DIY. I have noted my personal favorite events at the library which include: Meet the Lilac City Roller Derby in late July, an August class called, What You Need to Know Before Becoming a Beekeeper, the Family Planetarium Show in mid-July, and the The Punderground—an improvised punning event in late June for which there are pun prizes. I can’t wait. Check the various library websites.

Water Play: Swim, Splash, Fun, Repeat

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swim lessons can be had at six city pools including Shadle, Comstock, Hillyard, Liberty, A.M. Cannon and Mission parks. Splash Pass, a free ticket to summer fun is free, but you must have a no-cost Splash Pass to be admitted to city pools.

Family Nights in the city pools were new last year, but Fianna Dickson, Parks Dept. spokeswoman, says family swim nights are back and better than ever with food trucks, music and movies.

Break out those swimsuits and cool off in the pool reserved only for families.

Or take a break from all that swimming and join Mobile Rec on the pool deck for some fun recreation games and excitement. Finally, dry off once the pool closes and grab your blanket to watch a movie on a GIANT outdoor movie screen in the adjacent park. Bring food if you’d like, leave the alcohol at home, and have a fam-tastic night. This event is free.

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Dickson says the department is strategizing to bring people in Spokane what and how they want to recreate. “We’re always looking at what people are interested in.

If something is growing in popularity we try to expand those things.” Dickson says the idea is to make classes more accessible.

“Some people don’t know where to start. But all you have to do is show up … and we have everything for you. We’re super approachable so people can try something new,” she says. “So not having the gear, not having the equipment is never a barrier.”

On July 13-14, try out a new sport at the Spokatopia Outdoor Adventure Festival Clinics, hosted by City parks. For $20 for each sport, you can try out disc golf, intro to rock climbing, stand up paddle boarding, mountain biking, canoeing, whitewater rafting and/or hiking.

Camping anyone? City Parks summer camps has what you want. Among the choices are the Advanced Youth Wilderness Survival Camp, an Ultimate Sports Camp, as well as others to choose from for various ages.

While you’re checking out the unusual this summer, don’t omit the 90 acres of Manito Park and Botanical Gardens, St. John’s Cathedral (both on the South Hill), the gorgeous views and events at Greenbluff, Riverfront Park downtown, Mt. Spokane State Park, and the Centennial Trail, the 40-miles Spokane River Centennial Trail that winds across the city from the Nine Mile Recreation Area on Lake Spokane to the Idaho borders.

Spokane: You have your work cut out for you.

Be sure to check-out restaurant and calendar listings in Spokane Coeur d’Alene Living magazine throughout the summer for local up-to-date adventures.

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Maryhill Winery is located in the Columbia River Gorge National Scenic Area in Goldendale. Maryhill is perched on the northern side of the Columbia River, against the stunning backdrop of Mt. Hood, in the Southern tip of the Columbia Valley.

Located near the world-class cultural institution known as the Maryhill Museum.

Maryhill Winery opened its doors as a true destination winery and is known for its diverse portfolio of exceptional quality and affordable wines, as well as the stunning landscape, a world-class summer concert series and tournament-quality bocce courts.

You’re sure to have a great time enjoying the best in music and amazing wine. Or, to experience Maryhill closer to home, visit their beautiful tasting room overlooking the Spokane River in Kendall Yards. maryhillwinery.com

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The Gorge Amphitheatre The Gorge Amphitheatre is a 20,000-seat concert venue located above the Columbia River gorge in George, Washington.

Administered by LiveNation, it is considered one of the premier and most scenic concert locations in North America and the world. The venue offers sweeping and majestic views of the Columbia River, as well as extreme eastern Kittitas County and extreme western Grant County. The Gorge is known for its spectacular views, lawn-terrace seating, and concert-friendly weather. It has been the home of many historic concerts, from bands such as Pearl Jam, Shania Twain, Dave Matthews Band, Phish, Van Halen, Rush, Radiohead, The Who, Aerosmith, Metallica, John Mayer, The Police, Britney Spears, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Jack Johnson, The Allman Brothers Band, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, and Tool. Seeing a concert at the Gorge is an absolute MUST DO. Open early spring through late fall. georgeamphitheatre. com

Olympic Game Farm For more than 40 years, the Olympic Game Farm in Sequim has offered visitors from around the world the opportunity to observe and learn about a wide range of

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Elk, Bison, and Tibetan Yak might come up to your vehicle to say hello. During the summer months, the tours include a petting farm, aquarium, duck pond and pheasant aviary. You can even take a tour of the reptile house. Because the Olympic Game Farm worked exclusively for Walt Disney Studios for 28 years, the farm houses an abundant array of movie memorabilia, props and sets, lights and other antiques from the farm and the farm owner’s movie days. Most of the animals on the farm are “in need animals” and have been given a safe sanctuary to live out the rest of their lives loved and well-cared for. olygamefarm.com

Tri-Cities Fun in the sun is a way of life in the Tri-Cities–one reason it’s among of the most popular spots for Washington vacations.

Recreation and sports enthusiasts will love everything there is to do in Tri-Cities, including bicycling, bowling, hunting, and soccer, as well as fishing, water-skiing and paddling on the Columbia, Snake and Yakima rivers. The area’s 10 beautiful golf courses challenge the most experienced players, but can be enjoyed by beginners as well. Visitors 64

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can also cheer on one of the three professional sports teams. After savoring just one of the local premium wines, visitors will understand why the area has been rightfully called the “Heart of Washington Wine Country.” Tri-Cities boasts more than 200 wineries within a 50-mile radius, producing some of the finest wines in the world, thanks to the climate and geography of the area. Learn more about the area and plan one of the best Washington vacations ever at visittri-cities.com.

Bellevue Collection No matter how many times you visit The Bellevue Collection—or the city of Bellevue in general—you’re bound to find something new. Comprised of Bellevue Square, Lincoln Square and Bellevue Place and conveniently connected by sky bridges, this complex embodies hundreds of options all in one place for dining, drinking, shopping and socializing. Explore more than 200 shops featuring a smart selection of global brands—from fashion, décor, tech and more. Three onsite hotels offer a variety of experiences for the business or leisure explorer—flying (and shopping) solo, with friends or your entire family—bold, modern or zen, all steps away from the vibrant shopping, dining and entertainment options, all in one place. A trip to the Bellevue Collection is a must (and an editor’s favorite pick). bellevuecollection.com

Mount Rainier

People travel across the world to visit the Mount Rainier region during the summer months, and we have the great fortune to hop in the car for an epic summer road trip.

This summer Mount Rainier National Park encourages visitors to pack their patience and plan ahead to beat the crowds. Here are three tips to use when planning ahead for your summer vacation.

1) If you can visit on weekdays and arrive in the early morning or late in the afternoon to try to avoid crowds, long entrance lines at the gate and difficulty finding a place to park.

2) Use an annual park or interagency pass, or having the correct payment in cash, to minimize time spent at the entrance station. Credit card transactions take more time to process and contribute to delays. You can also purchase a pass online through YourPassNow.com and print the pass before you visit.

3) Just in case you arrive during a peak time and encounter long lines and waits to enter the park have a backup plan. As an alternative did you know some of the nearby USFS lands and Crystal Mountain offer incredible views of Mount Rainier? These destinations make a good backup plan and still deliver a Rainier experience. Wildflowers, waterfalls, sweeping vistas, steam train rides, wildlife watching, gondola rides and so much more … find more travel tips and itineraries in a series of free summer travel guides at visitrainier.com.

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National Lentil Festival in Pullman The Palouse Region grows a third of the lentils in the United States. Since 1989, the National Lentil Festival has celebrated this wonderful little legume that is consumed by people all over the world.

That’s worth celebrating. With a cooking demo stage, lentil cookout, beer and wine garden, celebration of the Lentil Family of the Year, crowning of the Lentil King and Queen, fundraising and donations for local charities, and entertainment for the whole family, you should plan on enjoying Pullman’s original food and brew fest in its 30th year. August 16-17. lentilfest. org

Jet Boat Tours in Hells Canyon Unlike the Grand Canyon, you can’t just drive to the edge of Hells Canyon and look in. Hells Canyon can most conveniently be reached via a guided jet boat tour or raft.

And, when your adventure originates in the Jet Boat Capital of the World, you’re sure to have an experience like no other. Many of the jet boat tour companies offer daily guided adventures into Hells Canyon. Most have 1/2-day or full-day tours with some offering overnight stays at remote lodges and cabins deep in the canyon. Your tour guides will regale you with tales of the native Nez Perce Indians, of steamboats sinking and mining communities. They’ll point out petroglyphs, blue heron, eagles and big horn sheep. The tour will stop on white, sandy beaches to allow you time to play in the water, eat lunch and walk through a historical museum at Kirkwood Historical Ranch. Most jet boat tours have a bathroom on board and offer a smooth, comfortable ride. Some seats, and boats, will give you a more extreme experience … think a version of Disney’s Splash Mountain. visitlcvalley. com

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Stonerose Interpretive Center & Eocene Fossil Site The organisms found at Stonerose lived nearly 50 million years ago, in a time known as the Eocene Epoch. At that time, the area now occupied by the City of Republic was part of an ancient lake. Over many years, layers of sediment built up on the lakebed. Much of this material was powdery ash from volcanic activity occurring in the area.

These layers of the old lake bottom can be seen today as layers of fine-grained tuffaceous shale, volcanic ash hardened into sedimentary rock. The layers of shale split apart like pages in a book revealing fossils and information about the ancient lake and its surrounding vegetation. Within these layers, the insects and fish that drifted to the lake bottom, and the leaves and twigs that floated downstream or blew into the lake can now be seen as fossils. When you discover a fossil, you are logged in the museum’s official logbook—for all time—as the discoverer. A one-of-akind activity for all ages. stonerosefossil. org

Enterprise, Oregon’s OK Theatre Centennail Celebration The OK Theatre in gorgeous Enterprise, Oregon, is the oldest continuously operating, purpose built theatre in Oregon and one of the oldest in the country. A roughly four-hour drive from Spokane, it makes for a quick road trip. Their huge centennial celebration is scheduled for July 12-13, featuring grammy-winners John Cleary and the Absolute Monster Gentlemen and several other well-known musicians.

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than redo the kitchen,” says Jane.

The home felt dated, with a mix of linoleum flooring and carpet and pony walls leading to the second story. “It was so 1980s,” says Jane with a laugh. They envisioned a first floor remodel that would result in a home filled with lots of light, capitalizing on the amazing bluff views from their rear windows, which

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hosting friends, family, and neighbors, with an updated kitchen and a dining room that was open to the rest of the house. Brian and Jane made initial updates, installing hardwood floors to replace the carpet and re-casing some of the windows, but beyond that, they wanted advice from the pros.

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Unrushed, detailed planning, the Berrys explain, results in thoughtful choices and long-term satisfaction.

There’s no scrambling to make lastminute selections; lots of forethought reduces stress and saves money. “You have all this time to make decisions,” says Brian of the design process. “We weren’t in any hurry.” Rather than hinge a project on a start date, the Berrys work with clients to make design choices first and create the timeline later.

To get to know Jane and Brian’s style, wants, and needs, the Berrys had them go onto website Houzz.com to identify images they liked. They also talked through answers to practical, function-based questions, such as what they liked and disliked about their home, how long they planned to

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live there, if they host large groups or out of town guests, and what led them to purchase the home in the first place. Based on all of that, aesthetic preferences and functional needs made themselves clear, plans were drawn, and all materials were chosen. The style that emerged is a combination of contemporary, industrial, and “a little bit of Denver,” Sara says.

Construction, from there, went off without a hitch. Thanks to those months of careful planning and sourcing, “They started the day they planned and finished the day they said they would,” says Brian. He and Jane are thrilled with the results.

“We listened to the wish list and tried to make it happen,” says Matt Berry. Recognizing the limitations of the home’s original floor plan both in terms of kitchen size and window placement, the Berrys came up with a plan that was critical to the success of the entire project: flip-flopping the living room and the kitchen, so the living space could take full advantage of the stellar views from the rear of the property, and the kitchen, placed along the less scenic side, could accommodate tons of upper cabinetry without sacrificing light.

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The new kitchen meets their hopes for “a more foodie sort of space we could cook in,” as Jane puts it, with double ovens, an expansive gas range, a custom hood, and a spacious, quartz-topped island. There is ample storage in the fully wipe-able cabinetry.

The showstopper of the space is the granite backsplash, which is “bookmatched,” meaning slabs are cut and placed to mirror each other like an open book. The homeowners say the

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composition. “You’ve got to see it as a whole,” she says.

When it came to selecting the kitchen countertops, cabinetry, and hardware, “we needed calm because we’ve got a wild backsplash.”

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The dining room, visible from the rest of the main floor but set off by itself, is anchored by a large, clean-lined table centered beneath an architectural light fixture from Hubberton Forge. The work of art that hangs here, a wedding gift from a family friend, is by artist Phillip Britz, who’s from South Africa, where Jane was born. Another favorite piece is the steel lake art featuring Lake Coeur d’Alene that hangs in the kitchen, by local artist Dan Barker.

Artwork, light fixtures, textiles, and wood finishes lend personality and warmth to the entire space. Pony walls, once a beacon of the ‘80s, have been replaced with dark metal and wire railings, which play off the black of the door casings and light fixtures.

Thanks to the floor-to-ceiling windows, the glass of the two-sided fireplace, and the ample can lights in the ceiling (“it’s like Swiss cheese,” jokes Sara) the home is open, friendly, light, and lovely. Planning slowly and taking care to get everything right the first time have paid off. “I can’t say enough about the planning process,” says Matt. “Those that end up with the patience never regret having the patience.”

The Petersens agree. “This is a really awesome, functional space for us,” says Jane.

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Updating your home’s existing roof

can increase its value and add a distinctive curb appeal. While proper installation is always important, the material you choose for your roof can bring your home to the next level and provide lasting protection for your family.

When it comes to recommendations for the best roofing materials, there’s no one-size-fits-all answer. Where rain, snow and sunshine are all in the forecast, function and durability are as important as appearance. To help you get familiar with the best roofing choices for your budget, style and need, here are three of the most common types along with their highs and lows.

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Metal Roofing Materials Driving through the country, you’ve probably spotted barns with metal roofs. And for good reason—metal is the “Superman” of roofing materials.

Along with being energy-efficient and virtually impervious to fire, metal roofs can hold their own against the extreme weather patterns of the Inland Northwest—from downright downpours to heavy snow build-up and severe wind storms (some metal roofing is rated to withstand winds up to 140 mph). Metal roofs also have fewer seams, meaning there are fewer entry points for water that can potentially soak attic insulation and cause ceiling collapse and other damage.

Steel roofs can last anywhere between 50 years, and when constructed of copper and zinc, can effectively cover your home up to an astonishing 100 years. That’s why many metal roofs come with a lifetime guarantee.

The downside of a metal roof is an industrial appearance. But there are options to increase its attractiveness. First, a metal roof can be painted virtually any color to compliment siding or even show support for your favorite sports team. Metal roofing products can also be stamped into many shapes, and are typically installed as interlocking panels with hidden fasteners. Viewed from a distance, they offer convincing renditions of shingles and tiles. Some ‘stonecoated’ products receive an acrylic coating, in which stone granules are embedded for an even less metallic look.

Wood Shingles and Shakes Cedar shingles and shakes are a traditional Pacific Northwest roofing material, mainly because they readily available and fairly inexpensive, especially in areas where the forest products industry is prevalent. Because they are made of wood, they also add a warm, rustic appeal to a home.

But that natural beauty doesn’t come easily for homeowners. Cedar products are lightweight and durable, but they can be susceptible to moisture-induced mold or algae, and may require more maintenance than other roofing options. In order to keep your shake roof protecting your home, you’ll need to climb up and regularly inspect the roof, remove pine needles and leaf litter, and possibly even clean it with a power washer. Wood by its very nature also presents a greater fire hazard. Modern cedar roofing materials are available that have been pressure-treated with fire-resistant chemicals that gives a Class A fire rating—but there are no guarantees and that rating won’t last forever; any little spark could ignite a blaze.

Composition Shingles

Also known as asphalt shingles, composition shingles are the most commonly used roofing material because of their low cost and longevity.

They are particularly suited for the Inland Northwest because of their resistance to harsh weather. According to the National Association of Home Builders, composition shingles typically last 20 to 25 years.

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However—as the roof ages, the oil in the shingles that helps them expand and contract with the heat and cold, dries out, causing them to become brittle.

When composition shingles get worn, it’s common for contractors to advise replacing the roof. According to Clayton Browne, owner of Revive a Roof, the majority of the time, replacing the roof is an unnecessary expense. Browne’s company is in the rejuvenation business rather than the construction business.

Using a revolutionary soy-based oil application known as Roof Maxx, it is possible to put life back into aging shingles and extend the life of the roof by at least 15 years—or even longer, as it can be applied multiple times.

Roof Maxx not only restores flexibility to shingles, it also helps to maintain the granular coating that can be impacted by wind, hail and other extreme conditions.

You might think the rough surface of the shingles is there just to keep you from sliding off the roof when you clean your gutters—in reality, the mineral granules are there to help protect your roof from excessive wind, hail and sun exposure, which can eventually lead to irrevocable damage and also add increased fire resistance to your roof, offering another layer of protection to your home.

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As an asphalt shingle ages, it loses the essential oils that help keep it flexible and its granules intact. When those oils begin to disappear, the shingles experience color loss, lose granules and begin to lose flexibility—Roof Maxx, derived from soybean oil, is applied directly to a roof that is aging and showing signs of fading, staining and granulation loss.

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“As we researched the product, we decided it is a perfect solution to offer homeowners and commercial property owners in Spokane where roofs tops are mainly composed of composite shingles,” says Elizabeth, who has more than a decade of experience in property management. “It’s an effective and affordable option to tearing off and replacing shingles because even with that, there can still be issues down the road. Roof Maxx is an effective, affordable and proven solution to extending the life of your roof.”

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“I’m happy with myself. But sometimes, in theatre, if they know someone’s age, they don’t consider them for roles that are meant to be younger than they are,” Pam says. “I may be Medicare eligible, but I don’t want there to be any misperceptions about what I can do.”

Pam has been on the stage for more than 50 years, and in that time, she’s directed over 100 plays and acted in another 80.

This month, two of her short scripts will be showcased in the 31st Playwrights’ Forum Festival at the Spokane Civic Theatre.

Playwriting for Pam, who holds a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Theatre Performance from the University of Evansville, and a Master’s degree in Theatre Education from the University of Missouri-Columbia, has always been a personal pursuit in the same way that people will write about their experiences and private thoughts in a journal or diary. While she has taught playwriting at Skagit Valley College and in the Spokane Valley School District’s Gifted Student Program, until recently, she never shared her own work. When she finally got up the nerve to submit a play to the local theatre festival where she is a founding member, she did so

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“I think the playwriting spark for me was probably after one of my sons passed away, and I started writing as a way to express what I was feeling,” Pam says. “When you write dialogues and conversations, you can tell a story that becomes something more.

“They always say, ‘write what you know,’ and so now I write plays where the lead characters are old women,” she says was a laugh.

Pam’s submissions to the festival are “The Sitting,” a drama about a woman’s relationship with her portrait painter, and “Mother’s Day,” a comedy that brings together a mother, daughter and grandmother—and playing off her experience being a child of the ’60s and ’70s, and current cannabis culture, and the conversation that ensues when they get high.

“Experience does count,” Pam says.

“When you’ve lived through more things and felt more things, you bring those experiences to whatever you do, whether that be writing, acting or directing.”

Pam likes to shine a spotlight on theatre as an activity that can be fun and engaging for people of any age. Pam says there’s no better way to exercise the mind than memorizing lines. She recently served as the narrator for a play in which she also acted out the voices of other characters. She was onstage for the entire 90 minute performance and never missed a beat.

“There’s nothing more rewarding than having an audience absorbed in and enjoying the work with which you’re involved. It’s also a huge sense of accomplishment. People don’t realize the time commitment in doing a play— it’s not just playing, it’s actually hard work,” Pam says.

The Spokane Civic Theatre, Spokane Playwrights Forum Festival happens June 20-23. Visit spokanecivictheatre.com for showtimes and ticket information.

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Will & Catherine Elliot

As a choral director, Will Elliot has played some pretty big venues. He led a vocal

ensemble on a tour through Europe and was on stage with the Idaho All-State Choir at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, DC. His most gratifying performance, however, was in front of friends and family, leading the Evergreen Singers in the dining room at Evergreen Fountains Senior Living Community.

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Will, 87, and wife Catherine, 86, have been married 65 years, and music has always been part of their lives. Both earned music degrees from the University of Washington, where Will was also a member of the Husky basketball team. Catherine trained student voices at the University of the Pacific, Pacific Lutheran University and Boise State. Will taught music education in public schools for 13 years and finished his academic career after 25 years at Boise State where he served as chairman of the music department and directed the student choir.

After retiring to Arizona, the Elliots moved to Spokane to be closer to their son. They found a home at Evergreen Fountains Senior Living Community, and when the activities director learned of their background, she asked if would help the residents form a choir. It started with just five members and has grown to a passionate group of 20 singers. Will picks the songs and conducts the arrangements and Catherine leads the group in warmups.

The choir practices once a week and puts on a performance in the spring and a holidaythemed show in December.

“We pick music that is in a range that older people can sing and a tempo that they can handle,” Will says. He adds that while the voice doesn’t necessarily change with age, it’s the upper tonal range that singers tend to lose.

“Catherine was an opera singer, but those upper notes just aren’t there for her now; I was a tenor, and while my speaking voice hasn’t changed, I’m stronger on the lower notes with my singing voice than I used to be.”

One member of the choir, a Vietnam veteran, who lived his adult life attached to an oxygen tank, was able to improve his lung function so much that he can now breathe unassisted.

“It’s interesting that people who can’t recall a song they heard just last week can remember all the words to a song from 50 years ago,” Catherine says. “Music recreates memories and moments in your life more than anything else—it really does speak to your soul.”

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It only makes sense. Ed, 62, has been a professional hair stylist for more than 40 years, having trained at the legendary Vidal Sassoon, and perfected his color and cutting skills with prestigious brands, including Goldwell, Toni & Guy, and Redken. He and Brenette, 56, will be married 26 years this July after meeting at Blades Design Group, the Spokane Salon they now own together, where at the time, she was one of his employees. She is now a master colorist and

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stylist with more than 25 years of experience in the hair industry.

Ed grew up on a farm, but knew early on he’d rather cut hair than wheat. Even as even as a kid, his four sisters would pay him to brush their hair and curl it around empty orange juice cans. In 1978, a week before Ed’s 21st birthday, he became a player in the glamorous, bigger than life hair scene.

“There weren’t many men in the business then,” Ed remarks. “It was really fun because every event you went to there were 5,000 women and one guy.”

“He was a real hot rod back then,” Brenette says. “Women loved and adored him.”

“I did like that Warren Beaty movie (“Shampoo”), and I had a motorcycle and a blow dryer,” Ed jokes. “I had long hair until it started getting all white and then I cut it off.”

Playful banter aside, Ed and Brenette have a deep rooted commitment to the technical skills and creative inspiration necessary to give their clients the absolute best the salon can offer. They’ve even started an apprenticeship program to inspire aspiring stylists to build their career by training in the salon and grow with the business as a regular member of the staff.

“We look at it as something very artistic, and we take a lot of pride in our work,” Brenette says. “We’re continually educating ourselves on the latest styles and techniques, and that’s one of the reasons we continue to be very passionate about what we’re doing.”

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“It’s hard to find that atmosphere anymore where you feel welcome and warm. That’s what we teach and where we shine,” Brenette says.

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If your bones weren’t weakened by certain medical conditions or medications after that, they would have maintained their density until the years around menopause.

That’s when estrogen levels start to wane, causing a loss in bone density. During the five years around menopause, you can lose up to 25 percent of your bone density and be at increased risk of broken bones. After that rapid bone loss, left unchecked, you will continue to lose about 0.5 percent of bone mass and 1.0 percent of muscle mass every year.

Now that you know about the natural occurrence of bone loss that comes with age, you should understand the need to take charge of your bone health. Act now to create a road map to protect yourself by minimizing bone loss and reducing the risk of fractures.

Although much of your bone health depends on genetics, you can benefit from a bone health road map to maintain the best of what you have. Here are some basics to keep in mind.

It’s time to think about whether you would benefit from a bone density test.

Whether your insurance company will cover this test—also called a DXA or bone mineral density test—depends on your age and certain risk factors. Speak with your usual health care provider about getting this test because it’s the best way to get a baseline read on your bone density before you begin menopause. Know your T-score and keep it handy so when you take another test in five to 10 years, you’ll know how much bone mass you may have lost.

According to the Institute of Medicine, women at age 50 need to increase their calcium intake from 1,000 mg per day to 1,200 mg or 3-4 servings of a calcium-rich food every day. The extra calcium will help your bones by giving them the nutritional support they need.

Vitamin D is important for calcium absorption. Talk with your usual health care provider about whether you need to take a vitamin D supplement.

Engage in physical activity that challenges your bones to stimulate bone building. This means applying a variety of weight and movement to the bones.

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Spokane Psychology & Neuropsychology, P.S. Breaking the Stigma Associated with Mental Health In today’s world, the need for mental health services is overwhelming—even therapists have their own therapists. Mental health therapy can be a shining light in so many people’s lives. It may help an individual enjoy life and create a balance between activities or coping with normal stresses. Therapy is also for life-changing trauma where there otherwise seems to be no solution. An appointment with a therapist to overcome feelings of sadness or trauma should be thought of in the same manner as going to the doctor when you have the flu.

Spokane Psychology & Neuropsychology, P.S. (SPAN) has been working to meet the need in Spokane since the early 1980s.

The business name was originally Dr. Paul Domitor and Associates. Todd G. Swanson, LMHC and Dr. Kim Kenna purchased it in 2005, and Spokane Psychology and Neuropsychology, P.S. was born. Dr. Kenna passed away in 2014. Since 2005, SPAN has grown from a small twoperson front office and four providers to eight office team assistants, two psychologists, three psychometrists, eight mental health therapist, and two interns.

SPAN provides formal assessment and treatment services for the full spectrum of psychological and neuropsychological disorders.

The age of patients ranges from four to 104 years old. Specialty populations include clinical depression, anxiety disorders, couples,

neurological disorders such as dementia and MS, ADD, parenting concerns, pre-surgical screening, chronic pain, stress and post-concussion syndrome. Coming soon, a new service connected to the need for sports therapy will debut.

Patient care is geared toward identifying the diagnostic presentation and then offering evidence-based therapies to address the condition, as needed. SPAN values the dignity and unique situation of each patient. They are part of the care continuum and provide consultation and regular status reports to all referral sources, with patient approval, while respecting the privacy rights of each patient. They also continue to be honored to assist other providers with their patients. ​ In November 2018, SPAN relocated from Sacred Heart Doctors’ Building to Kendall Yards at the Summit Medical Center. It is a breath of fresh air being in an area that is very much like being in a small community with everything needed just a small walk away. Patients are able to park for free in the lot in front of the medical center. The area is just a few steps away from some of the best restaurants and bakeries in Spokane. Spa Paradiso has been a nice indulgence at lunch hour for providers, and patients, and the 3 Ninja Tacos are awesome for lunch.

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by Ann Louise Gittleman, PhD, CNS

For more than four decades of experience with diets and weight loss—and the

associated trends that come and go—I’ve observed that when we go to drastic extremes with diets, whether it’s extremely low fat or, in the case of keto, extremely low carb, it puts too much stress on the body and serious problems arise.

Originally developed in the 1920s as a medical treatment for children with a seizure disorder, the ketogenic diet has taken the weight loss world by storm for the past few years.

With its goal of 75 percent fat, 20 percent protein and a mere 5 percent carbs, it’s a huge change from the standard American diet of more than 50 percent carbs. This way of eating switches your body from burning sugar and carbs as fuel to using fats as its primary energy source, and this can be a total game changer in your health—when it’s done properly.

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Who Shouldn’t Go Keto First of all, if keto failed you—you didn’t lose weight and you felt awful—it’s not your fault. One diet truly does not fit all, and keto may not be the right fit for you.

Here’s a list of everyone who should avoid the keto diet: • You have a history of pancreatitis or high triglycerides.

• You have gallbladder disease or no longer have a gallbladder.

• You have low blood pressure (hypotension).

• You have kidney disease or a history of kidney failure.

• You have multiple nutrient deficiencies or have had weight loss surgery.

• You have low gastric motility.

• You have tumors in your abdomen or liver.

• You have known genetic conditions— from birth—that can’t tolerate ketosis.

Fix Your Fat Metabolism and Make It Work for You Underlying most problems with the keto diet is trouble with your fat metabolism.

Your body wants to burn fat as its primary fuel, but if your bile is congested, you have too little bile, you’re missing your gallbladder, you have fatty liver disease, or you have other digestive issues, then you can’t digest all the fats the keto diet requires you to eat, and you’ll feel worse instead of better. The first step to fixing your fat metabolism is building better bile, which starts with UNI KEY Health’s Bile Builder.

Free-flowing bile is essential for eliminating toxins and digesting fats properly.

The next step is to rev-up your fatburning metabolism by eating the right fats—essential Omega 3 and Omega 6 fats from good quality sources. When it comes to weight loss, good quality fat is your friend—essential fats nourish and create healthy cells, reduce inflammation, and help shift your body into burning fats for fuel, all while feeding your brain and balancing your hormones. Choose grassfed meats, free range poultry and eggs, and cold-pressed organic oils like hemp, flax, and walnut to maximize your Omega 3 and Omega 6 fat intake.

Once your fat metabolism is working

optimally, you may still find keto just isn’t right for you. Your ancestors may have had less of a fat-focused diet, and this is still in your genetic make-up. It’s important to listen to your body and do your homework to find the diet that’s right for you.

How to Know When You’re Eating Right for You There isn’t a single diet out there that will work for everyone, unless it has the flexibility for you to customize it to suit your individual needs. But how do you know when you’ve struck gold and found the plan that fits you, your lifestyle, your genetics, and your metabolism to a tee? Here are the signs I recommend looking for: • You wake up with energy and in a good mood • You feel more energetic after you eat—not less • You lose weight easily • Cravings are a thing of the past • Your blood tests show you are healthy • Your digestion works the way it should • Exercise doesn’t leave you feeling drained • You handle stress well • You fall asleep easily and wake feeling wellrested • Your body feels good and you have a strong sense of wellbeing Sounds too good to be true? Then you haven’t found the right diet for you.

The underlying premise of the keto diet is right—your body wants to burn fat as its primary source of fuel. The problem is, you still need carbs to make hormones— thyroid, sex, and stress hormones, to be precise. Without enough carbs, you can feel tired, sluggish, unable to handle stress, have

night sweats, and gain weight far too easily, among other signs of hormone imbalance.

Too many carbs and the bloating, blood sugar increases, and fatigue set in. Carbs, fats, and proteins all have one thing in common—they each have a “sweet spot” that creates optimal health in your body— too much or too little of any one of them is not a good thing.

The First Lady of Nutrition, Ann Louise Gittleman, is a nutritional visionary and health pioneer, fearlessly standing on the front lines of diet and detox, the environment, and women’s health. Described by Self Magazine as one of the Top Ten Notable Nutritionists in the United States, thousands of nutritionists, health coaches, and practitioners have benefited from her work. An author of 35 books, she continues to rewrite the rules of nutrition with The New Fat Flush Plan (McGraw-Hill, 2017) and National Bestseller, Radical Metabolism (Da Capo Press, August 2018). annlouise.com

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hat makes a car cool? While each of us may have a slightly different answer to that question, there are many things about a cool car that most can agree on. Is it fun? Is it stylish? Does the car make you smile? Does it have the tech features you want and the versatility you need, at a price you can afford? The 10 cars on this list answer those questions with a resounding yes. Better yet, you can get each of these cars for less than $20,000 according to the regional Kelley Blue Book Fair Purchase Price range as of May 10.

1. 2019 Kia Soul

The Kia Soul’s alluring combination of bold style, SUV-like versatility, and practicality puts this hatch at the top of the list. Its cool looks continue inside, with an interior that’s both functional and fashionable. This Kia comes with a roster of standard and available features that add to the Soul’s value, and its status as KBB’s 2019 5-Year Cost to Own Compact Car champ seals the deal.

2. 2019 Toyota Corolla Hatchback

The Toyota Corolla Hatchback offers surprising sportiness, a stacked roster of standard tech and safety features, and aggressive good looks backed by the 5-door’s inherent practicality and Toyota’s legendary reliability.

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3. 2019 Honda Civic

Kelley Blue Book’s Small Car Best Buy of 2019, the Honda Civic is comfortable, roomy, practical, efficient, packed with cool tech, and a blast to drive—and it’s the only car in its segment available as a coupe, sedan or hatchback. Honda tops off the Civic with a budget-friendly starting price and a strong reputation for reliability and resale value.

4. 2019 Hyundai Kona

The Hyundai Kona, Kelley Blue Book’s Subcompact SUV Best Buy of 2019, has a healthy dose of modern style, and the clean, crisp cabin is filled with a bevy of connectivity and advanced safety features. An available turbocharged engine and an easily reconfigured interior add to this versatile SUV’s appeal.

5. 2019 Hyundai Veloster

All-new for 2019, the Hyundai Veloster has a unique 3-door layout and bold styling that set it apart from other small sporty cars. Thanks to an increase in power and a new suspension setup, the Veloster offers plenty of fun to drive for the money.

6. 2019 Volkswagen Golf

It’s no wonder the Volkswagen Golf has such a loyal following. You can zip around town with the practical cargo space of a hatchback, yet get your tasks done in a cool-looking car that’s agile and responsive.

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7. 2019 Nissan Kicks

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9. 2019 Honda Fit The Honda Fit seems larger on the inside than on the outside thanks to its Magic Seat. This feature gives the Fit’s interior enough space and versatility to rival that of a small SUV – you could fit a bicycle or a small surfboard in the cabin. The subcompact Fit also happens to be fun to drive. That combination of practicality and pep at an affordable price makes this a hard car to resist.

10. 2019 Volkswagen Jetta

The newest generation of the Volkswagen Jetta has responsive handling that makes sporty driving fun while offering a comfortable ride on highway drives.

VW’s compact sedan also has plenty of tech connectivity, safety and convenience features to appeal to even the most forwardlooking drivers.

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Follow Kris Kilduff on his Instagram foodie adventures @chefboyarduff.

by Kris Kilduff

As a kid, I lived down the road from a tiny bakery that specialized in giant donuts. They offered a variety of standard donuts as well but it was

always special to wake up Sunday morning and trot outside with a Texas-sized maple bar. Those vivid memories got me thinking: every month you read my personal take on which restaurants are offering the best food, but why don’t we enlist the younger sect, they are the experts? So I rounded up a few of my favorite kiddos (Molly and Everett) and we ventured off into the Pacific Northwest in hopes to find our share of chocolate, jelly and powdered sugar all snuggled up inside fresh out of the fryer donuts.

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Scrumdiddilyumttious Donuts - Winner

1201 N. Barker Rd. If kids love anything more than sprinkles, it’s crunch berries. Everett spent less than five seconds picking this over-sized treat covered in white frosting and multi-colored crunch berries.

When I asked him why this one was his favorite, he said, “I just knew right away.” The kid isn’t shy, so he dug right in. “The best part was the gooey top and the color things; it made me say yum.”

I guess when all is said and done, I can’t really explain it any better. That’s what we all thrive for: something that makes us say yum.

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3402 N. Division St. Between writing for the magazine and a few other various food-centric jobs, sometimes we are traveling around restaurant to restaurant. Molly loves to find new places, help with cooking at home and has a serious sweet tooth for Oreos. So I didn’t even have to ask which donut was her favorite. She yelled, “They have an Oreo donut!” and proceded to dance like she’d won the lottery. It was a beautiful day, so we took the donut with us on a walk through Browne’s Addition.

She added, “Everyone is looking at me like they want to steal my donut.”

D nuts Donut Parade

2152 N. Hamilton St. Myself, along with the rest of Spokane, was sad to hear of Donut Parade’s closing, so it was with great cheer and hungry mouths we made the trek over to the newly reopened bakery. The kids were excited to drool in front of the large glass cases as I picked up a dozen of their famous bacon maple bars. If you’re a fan of smokey cured pork— you don’t dare pass up one of these. Each bar is packed with the rich sweet maple glaze and enough salty. chewy bacon fit for a king.

Hello Sugar,

419 N. Nettleton St. One of the kids’ favorite past-times is watching videos of baby animals, so it’s no surprise that baby donuts were a huge hit. Hello Sugar, offers a variety of mini 2” rounds that still pack a flavorful punch. If you’re like us and can’t decide what to eat, get their carousel. A 12-pack offering singles of each flavor. We all picked our favorite: S’mores with mini marshmallows, Cocolala with coconut, Old School Chocolate Fudge and finally a simple lemon glazed with a fresh lemon wedge on top.

Gross Donuts

1603 E. Seltice Way Both kids seemed confused at the term “Gross Donuts,” to them, all donuts are delicious circles of joy. They got a kick out of me telling them this Post Falls institution has been around longer than I have (38 years). Apparently buying children dessert for breakfast doesn’t afford you any rebuttal for ageism. Each kid picked out fun rounds with silly sprinkled faces. I picked out something more obscure, a Blueberry burrito which was a delicious mix of donut and blueberry filled eclair.

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by Kris Kilduff

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Illinois Ave Bar & Grill Monopoly was first published in 1935. Since then, it has been licensed in more than 100

countries and printed in 37 different languages. Monopoly’s vast empire has made its mark in cultures all over the world. Spokane is no exception. A Hillyard staple, Illinois Ave Bar and Grill is the perfect mix of neighborhood gathering place and destination food and drink for thrifty Spokanites. This is not your modern take on craft cocktails and fancy small plates. It’s a throwback to a corner bar where the bartender knows half of his customers and isn’t afraid to tell you a dirty joke.

THE BAR: Have you ever eyed the outside of a building and when you enter it seems half the size? Illinois has a handful of tables and a sprawling bar-top that spans your right hand side when you walk in. No matter where you decide to sit, you’re within a few steps reach from your bartender. Sit at the bar and be prepared to jump into conversation, the last time I was there every bar-stool was alive with stories about regulars and what were the best Summertime events for the Northside. If you needed your grass cut or were buying a house, it seemed someone knew a guy, or he happened to be sitting right next you.

THE PEOPLE: I’m a firm believer that the people make the bar. You can be anywhere in Spokane, throw a rock and find a place to grab a beer. The staff at Illinois Avenue seems to understand that. They pride themselves on making sure someone new to town is treated just the same as the regulars they see week to week. If you’ve never ventured to Hillyard for

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weekend brunch or to meet a co-worker after a long day—expect its bars to be dotted with working-class locals and retired seniors who enjoy a cold cocktail while they sift though the jukebox and play pull tabs.

THE DRINKS: You don’t have to be Rich Uncle Pennybags to have an adventure at Illinois Ave. Stiff drinks at affordable prices keep Illinois rounding GO and they do 20 hours every day. Very few places in Spokane are open at 6am every day for breakfast and stay open until 2 a.m. the next day for the late night crowd. Whatever time you

decide to show up—don’t expect bells and whistles. Just cold beer (bottled and draft), simple generous-portioned house cocktails and giant bloody Marys that won’t have you mortgaging Boardwalk if you decide to buy a round.

THE FOOD: I love nothing more than small neighborhood bars that care about putting out great quality food. I don’t need a fancy plate or house made buns to have a fantastic culinary experience. Sometimes I want to snack on some hand-breaded mozz sticks or not have to worry about my burger being over-cooked. Illinois is one of the few places I find myself coming back to that has a huge menu, but everything comes out above average. They serve giant four-egg omelets all day and a lemon pepper chicken salad I’ve never seen anywhere else in town. Have a crowd? Order a 16-piece broasted chicken or a jumbo nacho platter that will feed the whole hoard. Top Secret: The Swinging Door is Spokane famous for offering a free 6oz sirloin for you birthday.

The better deal is here at Illinois where you can get to bring a friend an celebrate with two eight-ounce top sirloins, two loaded baked potatoes, dinner salads and garlic toast for $15.

THE EXTRAS: In marketing they push one element over and over again: Return on Investment. Illinois simply is some of the best food and drink in town for the price. Is there better food and drinks in town? Sure, but they probably aren’t open at 10 p.m. on a Wednesday and if they are, I’d venture to guess they will be twice as expensive. If you’re rounding GO and just collected that nice little paycheck ... pay your luxury tax and swing in. Watch the game on their 140 inch digital projection screen, enjoy a cold beverage on their giant patio, play some darts or pinball, or just have a good conversation with some of the most entertaining bar staff in the industry.

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omewhere in between Spokane and Coeur d’ Alene lies a sleepy little town that you might not think about when you are looking for a culinary destination, but you’d be missing out on some pretty sweet spots that you’ll return to again and again. They don’t in any way pretend to be the “trendiest,” and that’s exactly why I love them. Unpretentious, delicious, honest food that you crave, served with a smile.

Post Falls, Idaho, is the namesake of its founder, Frederick Post, who built a water-powered lumber mill on the river.

Now it boasts a population of over 29,000 and some delicious destinations to keep its citizens well-fed. These charming favorites are worth a little detour on your way through, or even worth a little day trip to really experience what this underrated corner of our region (and my hometown) have to offer.

Post Falls has changed a lot over the years, but the quality of the dining at The White House Grill has not. Known for its bold, Mediterranean cuisine featuring as much fresh garlic as humanly possible (you can smell it down the street for blocks), it is beloved among locals and travelers alike. I am legitimately obsessed with their cacic, a homemade tzatziki sauce with fresh mint and olive oil that is served with warm pita. You’ll want to order extra pita - trust me. I am also a fan of their Turkish cigars, which aren’t what they sound like at all. Spinach and feta is wrapped in phyllo dough and lightly fried and paired with an addictive tomatoonion relish. The buftec is a particularly memorable dish, and I wish I had the recipe for their marinade. A perfectly prepared flat-iron steak grilled and served with patates kizartma and garlic green beans will round out any dinner on the patio and just might make you forget you’re in Idaho.

Their sister restaurant and bar—The Oval Office—features a menu filled

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with cheekily named drinks honoring individuals from across the political spectrum. They’re strong, so plan on sitting on the patio for a while with a selection of appetizers to share with friends. It’s also busy most of the time, so be prepared to be patient.

Trust me—it’s worth it. I highly recommend the light-as-air calamari, gorgonzola lamb burgers, and ginger steamed clams. However, I don’t just recommend but cannot let you leave without ordering the sweet potato fries with gorgonzola sauce. In fact, now I have to go there tomorrow because I never can stop fantasizing about them.

New and notable in town is J&T Food Bunker and Bar, which is a veteran-owned business just off the freeway on Spokane Street. They serve up big, juicy burgers that are absolutely packed with flavor and made to order.

If you’re eating keto, you can get any burger served as a lettuce wrap.

This food truck has been a popular destination for locals, and their new brick-and-mortar location for the bar makes it even easier to enjoy their creations.

Republic Taphouse is tucked away in a darling house across from city hall that is oozing with charm and features live music from time to time on the deck. The crispy cauliflower packs a punch with a local hot sauce and blue cheese crumbles, and the decadent bacon Monte Cristo will definitely make you take a walk around Falls Park nearby to burn off the calories, but it’s so worth it. If you’re looking for something lighter (and vegetarian), the chickpea burger with a yogurt and cilantro sauce, avocado and a brioche is sure to hit the spot.

One of the sweetest places in town to grab a cup of great coffee is Terre Coffee on Spokane Street. They have a convenient drive-through if you’re in a hurry, but their cafe is cozy to stay for awhile and catch up with a friend. All of

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their baked goods are house-made, and they’re known for their bagels and fresh cinnamon rolls. You don’t even have to remind them to warm it up for you.

Looking for an incredibly special night out? You absolutely must go to Fleur de Sel. High above the city in the Highlands neighborhood, this darling French dining destination will surprise and delight you with their expertly prepared dishes. Get a reservation because the dining room has limited seating and you won’t want to be left out. The menu is filled with beloved French classics—and though you may be intimidated by the menu—don’t worry. The staff will expertly guide you to a selection that will be a surefire hit if you are uncertain. The expert service here will guarantee a romantic night out with someone special. You can choose something as tame as macaroni and cheese, or as adventurous as grilled baby octopus (my absolute favorite) with roasted onions and Portobello mushrooms, red peppers sweet and sour piperade with capers. It is a dish you cannot find anywhere else in town.

A true showstopper on their menu is the Pork Secreto—grilled pork flank steak with ravigote vinaigrette and ratatouille on a portobello with house bacon jam. Chef Laurent Zirotti is a master of his craft, and you’re in for a treat with any reservation.

Looking for something to do between meals here? You can walk or bike the Centennial Trail, go for a swim at Q’melin Park, float the river at Corbin Park to State Line, play frisbee golf on one of the courses nearby, go for a relaxing massage at the Highlands Day Spa, or learn about local native American history at Treaty Rock Park.

The profound peace in small-town living (and visiting) has a ridiculously appealing charm that going downtown just can’t compete with sometimes.

Either everyone already knows your name, or they want to. You’ll be eager for a return visit.

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by Erin Peterson, Spokane Culinary Arts Guild

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— A How To Guide — When you live in the Inland Northwest, summer just isn’t summer without a market tote filled to the brim with goodies and an armful of fresh flowers. The best part about living here, though, is that there is a market open almost every day of the week throughout the summer. That means more time to chat with your neighbors (or find new friends), take home foraged and farmed ingredients to grace your table, and enjoy freshly baked goods without having to heat up your kitchen.

These little gems are a foodie’s dream come true. Each one is filled with some of the area’s top purveyors. From salmon freshly caught in Alaska by Thunder’s Catch to a dizzying assortment of flowers, and grass-fed beef from several craft farmers - these markets have it all.

Feeling hungry? Grab a crepe, freshly pressed juice, wood fire oven pizza, a chickpea burger or a handmade avocado chocolate popsicle as you browse. Once you’ve loaded up on honey, bread and produce, you can peruse the stands of a variety of local artisans.

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Now that there is a market in nearly every corner of our region, it can be like the wild west out there sometimes. There are no designated lines, it’s outdoors and stock is limited. That means we have to be a little more resourceful and respectful to make the experience the relaxing and happy one that it is meant to be. I have a few tips to make your trek worthwhile for you and for your friendly neighborhood farmers.

1. Are you new to the market you’re attending? Don’t buy anything until you’ve walked a lap around the place.

You may find another booth with better selection for the items you’re hunting for, and you’ll kick yourself later for it. Do your research and talk to the farmers and vendors, too. They know their stuff and are happy to help answer any questions you may have (and often beam with pride when you do).

2. It’s going to be a little more expensive than grocery store produce. Don’t panic. These are small family farms, and that lack of large scale means higher labor costs, but it’s worthwhile. You can definitely taste the difference. Please don’t haggle with the farmers, and honestly, if you’re happy with your products, it doesn’t hurt to throw in a tip.

3. With each trip that you make, I’d recommend buying one ingredient you’ve never had before. Ramps, parsnips, sea beans … the sky’s the limit. It will not only make you a better cook, but a more well-rounded consumer as well. You never know, you may find a new favorite.

4. Think like a trained chef and go as soon as the market bell rings for the best selection. With every hour that passes, the products become more and more picked over. Nothing is sadder than going to your favorite vendor who has a “sold out” sign on their booth when you were really counting on those morels or that perfect center cut bacon. It can often be crowded, so be patient and enjoy the experience no matter what time of day you pop by. A smile can go an awfully long way when you accidentally bump into someone.

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5. Come prepared. Bring your own market bag (or bags). You’ll keep your treasures safe and be mindful of the environment as well. Do you shop in bulk? Bring a granny cart with a liner. You can find lots of choices online and won’t have to schlep your goods on your shoulder if you’re a vegetable addict like me. If you really want to make friends with the farmers, you’ll want to bring cash, especially small bills. They’ll be trying to break 20’s all day long, so being courteous of their limited resources will really help win the day.

Now that you have the insider scoop, do you need help finding a market near you that’s a sure thing? Here are all of my top picks for a lovely outing and the days of the weeks that they are available.

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TUESDAY — Spokane Public Market Parkade Plaza 112 N. Howard St. Tuesdays: 4 to 7 p.m. spokanepublicmarket.net Fairwood Farmers’ Market 319 W. Hastings Rd. Tuesday: 3 to 7 p.m.

(May - October) fairwoodfarmersmarket.org

WEDNESDAY — Kendall Yards Night Market 4 to 8 p.m.

(Open mid-May to mid-October) Music, 40 local farmers and vendors kendallnightmarket.org Kootenai County Farmer’s Market 4 to 6:30 p.m.

May 15 through September 25 Sherman Ave. & Fifth St., CDA kootenaifarmersmarkets.org Spokane Farmers Market 8 a.m. to 1 p.m.

20 W. 5th Ave. (between Division and Browne) (509) 995-0182 (May through October) spokanefarmersmarket.org

THURSDAY — South Perry Farmers’ Market 3 to 7 p.m.

924 S. Perry St. Spokane, WA ( May - October 1) thursdaymarket.org

SATURDAY — Liberty Lake Farmers Market 1421 N. Meadowwood Lane, Liberty Lake Saturdays, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.

(May - October) llfarmersmarket.com Kootenai County Farmer’s Market 9 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.

(May through October) SE Corner Hwy 95 & Prairie Ave., Hayden kootenaifarmersmarkets.org Spokane Farmers Market 8 a.m. to 1 p.m.

20 W. 5th Ave. (between Division and Browne) (509) 995-0182 (May through October) spokanefarmersmarket.org

Need more flexible hours to find your favorites? There is still a market for you to find local products—in the form of locally-owned grocery stores. Main Market, Huckleberry’s, and My Fresh Basket are all located in Spokane, and Pilgrim’s Market in Coeur d’Alene are there to stand in the gap when you can’t make it to one of the daily markets, and they do a great job of showcasing great local wares all year-round.

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The Dining Guide includes summaries of local restaurants that are featured on a rotating basis each issue. Suggestions for additions or corrections can be sent to stephanie@spokanecda.com.

ASIAN, INDIAN, HAWAIIAN Thai Bamboo. Thai. Each of the four regional Thai Bamboo locations offers a massive Southeast Asian menu in settings designed to transport you across the Pacific. Inside each restaurant you’ll find Thai stone and wood carvings, water fountains, Thai music and the namesake bamboo décor. Thai Bamboo continues to be No. 1 Best Thai in readers’ polls, and both the North Division and the CdA restaurant feature a Tiki Beach-styled lounge and striking sky ceilings in the main dining rooms. Think Vegas with pad Thai. Delivery available. thaibamboorestaurant.com.

Masselow's Steakhouse. Named after a strong chief who was instrumental in the survival of the Kalispels, Masselow’s combines the culinary heritage of the tribe with Northwest fine dining. The restaurant features an intimate and lavishly appointed dining room just off the hotel lobby in Northern Quest Resort and Casino and serves up an Elk Sirloin and Seared Scallops worth the drive. Their chocolate mousse on the dessert menu is also a show stopper. 100 N. Hayford Rd., Airway Heights. (509) 242-7000. northernquest.com.

BARBECUE Red Lion BBQ & Pub. For about 20 years, whether it was in the old rhythm and blues, peanut-shells-on-thefloor days, or more recently as a sports bar, there’s always been butt-kickin’ BBQ at this downtown corner spot. The undisputed star here is wine-broiled chicken, spicy and robust, yet falling-off-the-bones moist and tender. Together with the signature fried bread and honey, you have a BBQ experience that can’t help but please. 126 N. Division St. (509) 835-LION (5466). redlionbbq.com.

1898 Public House. With a nod of respect to the year the golf club was originally established, 1898 Public House combines a storied history with modern flair. Led by Executive chef Tyler Schwenk, their culinary team takes pride in preparing classic foods with a fresh twist, while using the finest ingredients. From hand-pressed gourmet burgers and house-cured bacon, to house-made rolls and charcuterie, dining at 1898 is an exciting culinary tour for your palate. 2010 W. Waikiki Rd. (509) 466-2121. kalispelgolf. com.

FINE DINING Park Lodge. Located in Kendall Yards overlooking the Spokane River, Park Lodge is surrounded by natural beauty. The views offer inspiration for creating a unique dining experience of locally inspired comfort food in a fine dining setting. Chef Philip has been cooking for more than 15 years in fine dining establishments in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland, Paris and Spokane. His philosophy toward food is one of careful consideration—recipes should highlight the ingredients. 411 N. Nettleton St. (509) 3409347. parklodgerestaurant.com.

BREAKFAST & LUNCH SPECIALTIES Frank’s Diner. Frank’s has become a Spokane landmark throughout the past decade. Both early 1900s vintage rail cars were originally obtained by the Knight brothers, Frank and Jack, during the Depression, and converted to diners.

Frank’s breakfast, lunch and dinner menu, available all day, has all the classics. Among our favorites are the open-face turkey, roast beef and mushroom sandwiches, chicken pot pie, Joe’s Special (the venerable scramble of eggs, ground beef, spinach, onions and parmesan), and the don’t-miss hash browns and silver dollar pancakes. 1516 W. Second Ave. (509) 747-8798. 10929 N. Newport Highway, (509) 465-2464. franksdiners.com.

Wild Sage Bistro. Tucked into a classic 1911 brick building on Second Ave. and Lincoln St., Wild Sage offers an intimate dining setting and memorable food with real flair. The atmosphere combines class and warmth. Executive chef Charlie Connor presents regionally influenced Northwest cuisine using only the finest locally sourced products. Try the Yukon Taquitos, the Crisp Bacon and Blue salad or the Cioppino. Be sure to finish with a slice of the Coconut Cream Layer Cake with lilikoi sauce. This award-winning bistro is known for its in-house bakery and an amazing array of gluten-free options. 916 W. Second Ave. (509) 456-7575. wildsagebistro.com.

The Wandering Table. Chef Adam Hegsted delights with a variety of small plates (try the Garden for a creative salad take, the Deviled Eggs, or the Popcorn), craft cocktails, a whiskey bar, and other substantial dishes, such as the Bacon-Wrapped Bacon Sliders or the Braised Shortribs.

The chef is known for his previous culinary venture of the same name consisting of a twelve-course dinner party. Take his advice and go with the “You Choose the Price” meal option for a surprising culinary journey. 1242 W. Summit Pkwy. (509) 443-4410. thewanderingtable.com.

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Yards Bruncheon. The team at Yards Bruncheon figured out how to extend the weekend to all week by offering brunch everyday, and—oh!—how that pleases us.

This modern diner is a combination of breakfast and lunch complimented with classic brunch cocktails. Their menu features comfort food from all over using local farms and producers in the season. They make most of their menu items in house including their pastries, which are some of the best around. They also feature some of the best coffees and teas from around the world. 1248 W. Summit Prky., (509) 290-5952. theyardsbruncheon.com CASUAL DINING Gilded Unicorn. The Gilded Unicorn is a modern American, classic restaurant featuring handcrafted foods and drinks, located in the historic Montvale Hotel in downtown Spokane, right in the heart the entertainment and arts district. The restaurant's name reflects its blend of classic and modern without taking itself too seriously. The Gilded Unicorn showcases local, seasonal food and drinks from the Northwest and beyond coerced into new-fashioned flavors that hit you in the soul. 110 S. Monroe St., (509) 309-3698. gildedunicorn.com.

315 Martinis and Tapas. Located within the historic Greenbriar Inn in Coeur d’Alene, this restaurant specializes in small plates with a global focus and well-crafted cocktails. Come sit in the intimate martini bar for happy hour beginning at 3:15 p.m. and enjoy drink and tapas specials, or share small plates or entrees along with live music on Tuesday, Friday and Saturday nights in the main dining room beginning at 6 p.m. Expect good service, great atmosphere and an experience you won’t soon forget. 315 Wallace Ave. in Coeur d’Alene. (208) 667-9660. 315martinisandtapas.com.

PUB AND LOUNGE FARE The Onion Taphouse & Grill. Established in 1978, the Onion is the grand dean of gourmet burgers and casual family dining in Spokane. With the addition of Area 51 Taphouse (with, yes, 51 different beers—and some hard ciders, too), you’ll never want to leave. From gourmet burgers and sandwiches to pizza, salads and their namesake beer-battered onion rings, The Onion Taphouse & Grill pays attention to details and does more from scratch than many other restaurants aspiring to loftier appellations. 302 W. Riverside. 7522 N. Division. (509) 747-3852.

The Swinging Doors. Opened in May of 1981, the tavern-turned-restaurant has been in the same family for its whole life. With 27 beers on tap and 60 television screens, The Swinging Doors is a sports fan’s paradise. On the food front, the restaurant is famous for its large portions (which can be split). Breakfast is served all day and the huge pieces of Broasted Chicken remain the most popular item on the golf-themed menu. Show up on your birthday for a free steak dinner. 1018 W. Francis Ave. (509) 326-6794. theswingingdoors.com.

OTHER Rancho Viejo. Jose Rodriguez and his staff offer up traditional and familiar Mexican fare with some of the amplest portions and most caring, family-friendly service in Spokane. 14201 E. Sprague, (509) 927-8428, rancho-viejo.net.

Sushi.com. We still think the name is about as cheesy as you can get for a sushi bar and Japanese restaurant, but the food transcends the curious .com label over the door. Sit at the sushi bar and enjoy what’s fresh or take a table and explore the menu that also includes plenty of excellent hot options if raw fish still makes you nervous. Some of our favorites are the super white tuna and the house tempura. 30 W. Main Ave. (509) 838-0630.

3Ninjas Curbside. After five years and many glorious victories over the legions of the unflavored, the ninjas at 3 Ninjas Food Truck realized their customers wanted them to have their own lair. The lords of the land of Kendall Yards asked if they would bring their skill and fortitude to bear and bring peace to the realm. So it was to be known that 3Ninjas Curbside would be born as the place where a road weary traveler could find new flavors and exciting combinations for which to please their palate. You must stop by their new home for their flavor potions, tacos, wraps, sandwiches, salads and more. 1198 W. Summit Parkway, (509) 783-3613.

Lucky You Lounge

1801 W. Sunset Blvd.

The owners of the Bartlett, Spokane’s most iconic music venue, is bringing a high note to the Cliff Cannon neighborhood.

The building, which has been a revolving door of sub-par businesses over the years, is looking to recharge with live music, drinks and vegetarian-friendly pub food.

De Leon’s Taco & Bar

1801 N. Hamilton St. The De Leon foods family has been atop Spokane’s taco elite since opening in 2007. Their newest endeavor in the Gonzaga District offers the same classic Mexican food and market combination that made famous but is adding in a full bar with more than 50 brands of tequila.

BREAKFAST

Wanderlust Delicato

421 W. Main Ave. With Petit Creek closing and Sante re-branding earlier this year, there is a lack of places to shop for great cheese and charcuterie. Owner Amber Park and her team will be filling the much needed gap. Add a variety of local and regional wines and we’re off the races.

Ribbon cuttings

by Kris Kilduff

Daily breakfast from 7am—all day Great Bloody Marys and Mimosas Family Friendly

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The way I live my life has been shaped by the battles I’ve overcome. As a fifth generation Texan, I’ve always admired my ancestors’ fighting spirit, ingenuity, and down-to-earth common sense, often against incredible odds. I found myself tapping into these same qualities—in the fight for my own life. More than 30 years ago, I beat terminal Stage IV Melanoma cancer—when doctors said there was no hope. Today, I’m vibrantly healthy, happy, and successful, and I’ve learned a few things that I’d like to pass along: A diagnosis can change everything. When I was in my early 30s, I felt like I was in the prime of my life. But when the doctor found a suspicious mole during a routine exam, my perfect world—my wife, our baby daughter, our home and the businesses we had built, everything I was looking forward to in life—all came to a screeching halt and crumbled before my eyes. Everything changed because of the words “You have cancer.” And what seemed like the end of the world 30 years ago turned out to be the most amazing journey, with twists and turns I never could’ve imagined.

Take charge of your own life. When the surgery and experimental chemotherapy weren’t enough and I was given the news I was terminal, I realized in that moment I had a choice to make. I could either accept what I was being told and make peace with my end, or find my own way to fight this battle and win. I chose to fight. I’ll never forget lying in that hospital bed, feeling as though I’d been thrown in the ring with the heavyweight champion of the world—and I didn’t even know how to box. That seems to happen in life—we find ourselves in situations where the odds look insurmountable and we don’t have the slightest clue what we’re doing. But I’ve learned that when we take charge and step out in action, the answers we need come exactly at the right time, and often from the most unlikely places.

Set small goals and keep success within your reach. When I walked out of that hospital in search of a new way to fight for my health, I was shaky and weak and barely able to stand.

I couldn’t do much more than rest in bed and prepare a few meals.

It’s hard not to feel discouraged when you are in that state, but I was determined not to let that cancer beat me. From day one I set small goals for myself, and each time I reached one, I set another. My healing was built on a series of small successes, which built my confidence and helped me stay positive each step of the way. Whatever mountain you’re facing, you can conquer it by setting small goals each step of the way and keeping success within your reach.

Fully commit to whatever you do, but stay open-minded and keep learning as you go. When I was facing that terminal diagnosis and found new answers to the question, “How do I fight cancer and win?” I knew I’d have to go all in and give it everything I had if I was going to succeed. Whatever you’re facing in life, you have to do the research, create a plan, and completely believe that the path you’re choosing is the one that will bring you victory. Once you start walking that path, keep your mind open and keep learning.

Throughout the years, I’ve traveled the world and met some of the most inspiring and fascinating teachers I’ve ever known. What I’ve learned has changed my direction many times, and I believe being flexible and open to new knowledge is a big part of what’s kept me healthy all of these years.

Live with a purpose. It’s so important to find your “why?” I felt like I lost everything when I was diagnosed with cancer, and in a lot of

ways I suppose I did. But I was also given a second chance at life and I knew I wasn’t going to waste it. I didn’t go into that battle knowing what my purpose was, I just knew I had one and I wanted to find it.

Healing didn’t happen overnight. I went on a journey that took me across the country and spanned a few years. And then one night, I woke up from a sound sleep with a vision to start my company UNI KEY Health, which stands for the universal keys to health. I knew in that moment that my life had changed and my purpose was to help others heal and teach them what I had learned.

Pay attention to what you put into your mouth—and equal attention to what comes out of it. If you are facing an illness, I believe there’s nothing more important than breathing clean air, drinking clean water, and eating clean, nutrient-dense food. When I started out, I researched the macrobiotic diet and had confidence it would work for me. I researched and read stories from people with cancer who used this same diet to inspire me. At the same time, I kept my attitude and words positive, because if I didn’t have confidence in what I was doing, everyone around me would question it, too, and that would drag me down. I worked hard to not let worry, doubt, or depression get a hold of me, and I stayed positive in my thoughts and my speech. If you want people to believe in what you are doing, you have to model that confidence and positive attitude and they’ll follow your lead.

A good, supportive community is just as important during the good times as it is when we struggle. When I was first home from the hospital and healing on my own terms, I struggled with finding the strength and knowledge to do everything I had just learned about. I was fortunate to have my stepmother by my side to help me. But, once I got back on my feet, I felt alone. No one I knew was eating the way I did, and they didn’t have any interest in learning. I couldn’t go back to the same social circle I had before I got sick, so finding a community of like-minded people became a priority on my healing path. Once I found others on the same path I was, I didn’t feel so alone and I certainly wasn’t tempted to stray from what I knew was healthy for me. Even today, it’s exciting for me to share my love for healthy food with the people I love. Find your people—the ones who will stand by you when you struggle and celebrate with you when you succeed.

Be courageous and share your story with the world. We all have a story to tell that can encourage others and help them see their way out of a tough battle. People call me a born storyteller and I think that’s one of the things too often missing in this modern day.

Our stories and those of our ancestors let us know where we came from and reassure us that we have the ability to survive and thrive despite life’s greatest challenges. This is why I just wrote my book, I Used to Have Cancer. It is not only my purpose in life but my greatest honor to inspire, encourage, and teach others to find their own healing path.

What’s the story you have inside of you?

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by Doug Clark

The Golf Curse

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A recent Monday led me to Lower Hillyard, where I wound up in a sinkhole of self-loathing and shame.

Some call it “playing golf.”

I take responsibility for the psychic trauma inflicted on myself and my faithful sidekick, Jim Lyons, aka “Dr. Hippie Pants.” Considering my lifelong contempt for this ruinous pastime, it was unkind to ask such a good friend to share in my doomed return to Spokane’s Esmeralda Golf Curse.

If you’re getting the idea that I hate golf, well, kudos to you, Kreskin!

Let’s examine a few scientific facts. According to historians, the game of golf was invented in 1457, presumably by besotted Scots hitting an overcooked haggis with sticks.

Since then, the world has endured…

The Haiphong Typhoon, The Irish Potato Famine, The Worldwide Influenza Pandemic, The Great Depression, World Wars I & II, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq and the Ben Stuckart for Spokane Mayor campaign.

Horrifying coincidences? Not in my mind.

The Clark/Lyons outing at Esmeralda was just the latest golf-related cataclysm that began when Jim couldn’t get our golf cart to move. We sat like two useless lumps until a passing clubhouse manager took pity and showed us how to release the cart’s parking break by simply stepping on the throttle.

The actual golfing was even more mortifying—a montage of hooks, missed putts and drives dribbled shorter than Peter Dinklage.

Metaphorically speaking, golf bent us over and had its way with us. No surprise there.

But later being stalked and scolded by the course marshal? Well, that was a humiliating first even by my shabby expectations. (More on this later.)

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narrator was considered to be something of a wunderkind on the ol’ links.

That’s what my golf-loving Old Man thought, at least. While teaching me the game, he harbored pipedreams of his youngest son becoming the next “Slammin’ Sammy” Snead, his all-time golf hero.

I know. Who? All but forgotten now, the late-Sam Snead was the Tiger Woods of his day. Excepting that Snead was a white hillbilly who learned the game as a barefoot kid caddy. He supposedly played with a hickory limb he fashioned into a makeshift club.

That’s the legend, anyway. What’s beyond argument, however, is that Sam Snead owned perhaps the sweetest swing the golfing galaxy has ever known. His record 82 PGA titles still stands though Tiger is now a win shy of tying it.

Snead was the very first to win a coveted green Masters jacket, with two more to follow.

I, alas, did not learn the game with any hunk of foliage. Nor by traipsing the fairways as Shoeless Doug.

My Old Man loaned me the ancient set of clubs left to him by a deceased pal. The driver resembled Bullwinkle’s bulbous cartoon schnozzola and it had a “sweet spot” (the area where you’re supposed to hit the ball) that was about the size of an aspirin.

Still, at age 15, I could smack moose nose into a ball and drive it 200 yards consistently off the tee. Ah, fifteen. The year my golfing aspirations soared, only to crash and incinerate ala Icarus.

It all came together for me on a bright July day when I shot my all-time best: 41 on Esmeralda’s front nine.

I was riding higher than Nixon after the ’72 election, congratulating myself for mastering this silly simple game.

Oh, how the Golf Gods love to screw with you.

My last serious outing took place later that same week on a scorcher of a day when everything went horribly askew. Moose nose failed me. Irons failed me. Even my trusty Robert

Jones “Calamity Jane” blade putter turned on me like an ex-girlfriend out for revenge.

I shambled off the course with a case of borderline heatstroke and a scorecard that recorded triple digits. Somehow, I managed to find a way home and into my bed where I harbored dark thoughts and a splitting headache.

Lying in a feverish gloom, however, I experienced a moment of clarity where I realized that golf was not like any other normal sport.

Golf is about remorse.

Take tennis, for example. Hit a backhand long and you can redeem yourself a few seconds later with a forehand winner.

Hit a terrible golf shot? You’re in for five, maybe 10 minutes of brooding about your inadequacies while you slog to your ball, presuming you can even FIND THE DAMN THING!!

And what’s with all the confusing clubs?

You not only have to master each one, but then decide which club deserves to be bent over your knee first before being tossed into the nearest bog.

Then there’s the golf course itself. Every other sport enjoys a consistent field of play.

The MLB diamond, say, is mathematical precision: 90 feet to a base; 60-feet, 6-inches from the windup to home plate.

Likewise, every NBA basketball hoop hovers 10 feet above the hardwood and circles 18-inches around whether you’re a Knick or a Laker.

But golf ? Hah! Every course is a different Rorschach Test with unseen fiends regularly moving the tees and the greens and the pins.

Forests of trees. Sand traps. Water hazards. Deep Titleist-gobbling roughage.

Is it any wonder why “where the hell’s my ball?” and “just shoot me now” are the two most commonly heard phrases on a golf course?

If all that’s not enough to turn the average duffer into a club-trashing psycho, you’ve got the elements to contend with: m==onsoons, tornados and the risk every so often of being fried by lightning.

The more you play, the more your inner remorse compounds like billable hours at an

upscale Manhattan law firm. Play long enough and even Mother Teresa would start begging for the lightning.

So, with all this wisdom running around in my 15-year-old brain, I made a decision. No more wasting time chasing little white balls. I instead would do something constructive with my life.

I joined a rock band.

And then…

Sunday, April 14, 2019. I was one of the millions who watched Tiger’s televised return to green-jacketed greatness.

My eyes filled as Tiger sank his last putt.

Then came the volcanic eruption of LOVE that erupted all across TV Land.

Did you feel it? For a few minutes, all Americans were united: Democrats and Republicans forgot about the Mueller Report; red and blue states merged purple, Trump ceased tweeting; Rachel Maddow tongue-kissed Hannity…

The goodwill flowed as Tiger hugged his caddy and his kids and his family and that’s when this alien thought stole into my brain.

You know, I told myself, if Tiger can make a golfing comeback, why can’t I? Delusion really is the strongest drug.

I called Esmeralda and booked a tee time. Dr. Hippie Pants, loyal to a fault, jumped on board.

Oh, yeah. About that nickname. My friend is actually a longtime nurse and clinical emergency room coordinator for an area hospital. The Dr. Hippie Pants sobriquet was bestowed on him one night by an unruly inebriated woman in handcuffs. She came hollering into the ER, escorted by a lawman. My ponytail-haired amigo, who has had to be a drunk whisperer many times before, told her soothingly that such obnoxious verbiage was not allowed in his ER. Sure enough, the woman calmed down. But for the rest of her stay she said she would only talk to “Dr. Hippie Pants” and the alias stuck.

Back to golfing. I’ve already delivered most of the bad news. Things, however, took a worse turn when I pulled my head on a drive and topped my ball, which skittered straight down the fairway for maybe 30 yards.

“A wormer.” That’s the label my Old Man had for such miscues.

Dr. Pants, however, hit a monster drive, his longest of the day. Sadly, it was last seen jetting over the cart path in the direction of Rockford.

While my friend pulled out a compass, donned a backpack, and set off for the unknown, I trudged to my ball, cursing those 15th century Scots under my breath. Then I looked dead ahead. There, to the left of the green, sat a golf cart that held a stern-faced man staring directly into my soul.

“That’s all I need,” I mumbled. “A bloody audience.”

Now self-conscious as well as inept, I took a ferocious swipe with my 3 iron, again topping the ball for maybe 10 yards this time.

The stranger sat, unmoved and still staring.

Now completely unnerved, I repeated my second shot and then added another for an encore. I could’ve thrown the lousy ball from the tee for more mileage.

Finally, the interloper tired of the Clarksville Follies. He zipped over to where Dr. Pants was in his desperate attempt to find Jimmy Hoffa.

Pants says the stranger identified himself as the course marshal who then told him he had violated the three-minute rule for lost ball hunts by four minutes.

Well, la-di-dah!

Good thing this guy wasn’t in charge of locating baby Lindbergh.

Jim dropped a ball and took his penalty like a man. Eventually, we both made it onto the green where I missed enough putts to record a 13.

Thoroughly deflated, I asked my partner what I’d shot so far. “You’ve got a 36,” Dr. Hippie Pants announced, after examining the scorecard.

“We’re done!” I told my comrade, who seemed equally relieved. “I’ve beat my all-time best by five strokes!”

So back we rolled to the clubhouse, neither one of us addressing the fact that we’d only finished four holes.

Doug Clark is a Spokane native and lead singer/songwriter for his band, Trailer Park Girls. He recently retired from The Spokesman-Review after writing three columns a week for more than 30 years. Clark’s humor and general-interest commentaries have won scores of local, state and regional honors along with three awards from the National Society of Newspaper Columnists. He can be reached at dougclarksville@gmail.com.

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