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WINTER 2022
LADY PILOT LETTE RPRESS •
Stylish Snark
Since 2009 •
INDIVIDUAL CARDS
6-CARD BOXED SETS
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SOLD IN MULTIPLES OF 4
$
2 .75 EACH
10 .00 EACH
$
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NEW!
ALOHA
LP-1269 • A2
SWEATSHIRT
ARRESTED
BAGGAGE
LP-1270 • A2
LP-1268 • A2
3
HEART POINTER LP-1275 • A2
LP-1266 • A2
LP-1272 • A2
CRABBY
INK-REDIBLE LP-1273 • A2
LP-1271 • A2
FEELINGS
SILVER WHISK
CAPRICORN BDAY
AQUARIUS BDAY
PISCES BDAY
ARIES BDAY
TAURUS BDAY
GEMINI BDAY
LP-1267 • A2
LP-3049 • A2
LP-1274 • 4Bar
LP-3050 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-3047 • A2
LP-3051 • A2
LOBSTAH
LP-3048 • A2
LP-3052 • A2
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HUMOR
4
ANYWHERE WITH YOU
FIFTEEN PERCENT
YOU’VE GOT CARD
GO AHEAD AND TEXT LP-148 • A2
LP-1193 • A2
LIBRARIAN
ICE CREAM
WICKED DRUNK
KONDO
BEST WORST TIMES
LP-1240 • A2
LP-1258 • A2
LP-1091 • A2
LP-1196 • A2
LP-1071 • A2
LP-1099 • A2
LP-1221 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
TRY DRUGS
EASY PREY
LP-1254 • A2
LP-1057 • 4Bar
TEMPLE
PRESS ONE
LP-1018 • A2
INSTA
LP-1170 • A2
LP-1019 • A2
EARBUDS
LP-1103 • A2
NOPE
LP-1069 • 4Bar
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HUMOR
VIBRATOR
SUCK IT
LP-1141 • A2
LP-1070 • 4Bar
NOT TIRED
TONIGHT’S MENU
TAILGATING BASTARD
CRIPPLING DEPRESSION
MORE FISH
CORONA HANGOVER
LP-1239 • A2
LP-135 • A2
LP-1055 • 4Bar
LP-1025 • 4Bar
LP-1138 • A2
LP-1224 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
WHO FARTED? LP-1137 • A2
LEMONS
LP-1054 • 4Bar
WHUPASS
5
HEIST
LP-1198 • A2
SILVER LINING
LP-1164 • Silver Env. • A2
INDIA
LP-1195 • A2
LP-1037 • 4Bar
FIT BIT
COLLEAGUES
LP-1098 • A2
LP-1201 • A2
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HUMOR
6
ALOHA
ARRESTED
BAGGAGE
SET THEM FREE
LP-1269 • A2
LP-1270 • A2
LP-1268 • A2
CALL ME ISHMAEL
HAPPY NOT ON FIRE DAY
PINCH OF METH
FORTUNE COOKIE OF DOOM
PHILOSOPHY DEGREE
SHARING IS CARING LP-1160 • 4Bar
LP-1100 • A2
WASPS
WEIGHT LOSS APP
LAST PERSON
LP-1222 • A2
LP-1194 • A2
MORNING FART LP-1042 • A2
LP-1125 • 4Bar
LP-117 • A2
LP-1056 • 4Bar
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-1050 • A2
LP-1104 • A2
LP-1101 • A2
THIN MINTS
LP-1172 • 4Bar
SIRI
LP-1128 • A2
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HUMOR
NO GYM
ARTISAN COPIES LP-1093 • A2
LP-1021 • 4Bar
ASTRO MAN
SMART OR RICH
NO PATIENCE LP-1130 • A2
LP-1023 • 4Bar
DEAR NASA
INTROVERT PARTY
QUARANTINE SNACKS
RUNNING AWAY
RABID LOVE
HEADLIGHTS
NOT THE WORST
GENERIC FOR EVERYONE
LP-1225 • 4Bar
LP-1192 • A2
LP-1126 • A2
LP-1041 • 4Bar
LP-1129 • A2
LP-1132 • A2
LP-1253 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
WHAT IT IS
7
LP-1223 • A2
LP-1064 • 4Bar
LOWERED STANDARDS LP-1205 • A2
DAMN LIST
LP-1197 • A2
LP-1230 • A2
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HUMOR
8
WELL FUCK
TIME TO GIVE LP-1231 • A2
LP-1114 • 4Bar
FUCKITY
FUCKITY, THE CLEAN VERSION
ROAD LESS
ENJOY SQUALOR
BEST TO COME
CANNED GOODS
LP-1237 • 4Bar
LP-1060 • 4Bar
LP-1127 • A2
LP-1105 • A2
LP-1115 • 4Bar
LP-1226 • A2
BIG FAT JERK LP-158 • 4Bar
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
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LOVE
ARMOR
GOOD BOOK
MEOW AND FUREVER
SEXY BOOKS
LP-1161 • Silver Env. • A2
LP-1219 • A2
LOVE MEW
LP-1112 • 4Bar
LOVE FIST
LP-1208 • A2
LP-1077 • 4Bar
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IN MY HEART
NO PANTS
LP-1174 • A2
LP-121 • A2
LP-137 • A2
LP-1182 • Silver Env. • A2
NEVER DIE
DUMB ROSES
GHOSTLOVE
GIRL HANG
TOUCH MY JUNK
HOT BOD
BODY LANGUAGE
LP-1053 • 4Bar
LP-1204 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-1066 • A2
LP-1139 • A2
LP-1211 • A2
LP-1013 • 4Bar
SEX LATER
LP-1030 • 4Bar
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LOVE
10
BEE’S KNEES
DIRTY WAYS
FILL MY HEART
MY HEART IS YOURS
NOT TIRED
ANYWHERE WITH YOU
GROW OLD
LOOK DEEPLY
YOU SUCK
MILLION DOLLARS
STRAIGHT GARBAGE
LOVE AND LIKE
MOM WAS RIGHT
SOME IDEAS
MOON AND BACK
STILL TOGETHER
LP-103 • A2
LP-1239 • A2
LP-1243 • A2
LP-1248 • A2
LP-1113 • A2
LP-1240 • A2
LP-1242 • A2
LP-1246 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-1209 • A2
LP-1241 • A2
LP-1249 • A2
LP-1247 • A2
LP-1206 • A2
LP-1250 • A2
LP-1244 • A2
LP-1245 • A2
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LOVE
11
TACO TUESDAY
MARVEL MOVIES
BRAILLE LOVE
IN YOUR ARMS
YOU’RE ALRIGHT
OH HONEY LP-125 • A2
LP-1024 • 4Bar
WEIRD SHIT
ORGANIC LOVE
INTERNET LOVE
TOLERATE FOREVER
NOT THE WORST
RUDNER ANNIVERSARY
SMARMY ANNIVERSARY
LAST PERSON
LP-1264 • A2
LP-1145 • A2
LP-101 • A2
LP-1064 • 4Bar
LP-1265 • A2
LP-1016 • 4Bar
LP-1004 • 4Bar
LP-1200 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-153 • 4BAR
LP-1005 • 4Bar
LP-140 • A2
TO-DO LIST LP-1142 • A2
SISTER LOVE
LP-1220 • A2
LP-1128 • A2
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LOVE
12
UNUSUAL FRIENDS
SMART OR RICH
LOVE PARDNER
THINKING OF YOU LP-1173 • 4Bar
LP-1120 • A2
AWKWARD
SET THEM FREE
LP-154 • A2
LP-1175 • A2
LP-1119 • 4Bar
LP-1101 • A2
DO YOU LIKE ME?
BIKE LOVE
I WIN
END OF THE WORLD
LET’S DO IT
SELECTIVE HEARING
MARRIAGE VALENTINE
LOVE FARTS
MY HEART IS FROM CHICAGO
FUTURA LOVE
LP-1129 • A2
LP-1183 • A2
LP-1117 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-106 • 4Bar
LP-1065 • A2
LP-104 • 4Bar
LP-113 • A2
LP-1178 • A2
LP-1180 • A2
LP-1207 • A2
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LOVE
13
WANNA SPOON?
SPICY MEATBALL
NPR, BABY
SUMMER’S DAY LP-1079 • 4Bar
LP-1163 • A2
SORRY HONEY
MAKE-UP SEX
PLAYER TWO
LP-115 • 4Bar
LP-1010 • 4Bar
LP-1203 • 4Bar
JUST SEX
LP-1111 • 4Bar
LP-1176 • A2
LP-1185 • A2
YOU’LL DO
LP-1159 • 4Bar
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
WHISK YOU WERE HERE LP-116 • 4Bar
BE BOLD
DIFFERENT BIRD LP-1177 • A2
SILVER LINING
LP-1164 • Silver Env. • A2
YEAH, NO
LP-1202 • A2
LP-1108 • 4Bar
I GUESS
MAYBE LATER
LP-1109 • 4Bar
LP-1110 • A2
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LOVE
14
COMFORT ZONE LP-1218 • 4Bar
INK-REDIBLE LP-1273 • A2
DON’T GIVE UP SHIP LP-132 • 4Bar
LP-1252 • A2
YO LOVE
HEART POINTER
FEELINGS
SWEATSHIRT
SILVER WHISK
LP-1267 • A2
LP-1266 • A2
LP-1275 • A2
LP-1274 • 4Bar
LOBSTAH
LP-1271 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
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MARRIAGE + ANNIVERSARY
ONE RING
ON LOCK CONGRATULATIONS
LOWERED STANDARDS
ANNIVERSARY HUG
EMBARASS THE KIDS
IN YOUR FACE
RUDNER ANNIVERSARY
SMARMY ANNIVERSARY
I WIN
MARRIAGE VALENTINE
SELECTIVE HEARING
LP-1217 • A2
LP-1020 • A2
OH HONEY
LP-1168 • A2
LP-1107 • A2
LP-125 • A2
LP-1120 • A2
PLAYER TWO
SWEETHEART
LP-1202 • A2
LP-1205 • A2
LP-1200 • A2
LP-1180 • A2
LP-1169 • A2
LP-140 • A2
LP-1065 • A2
LP-122 • 4Bar
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
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6-CARD BOXED SETS
GOLD THANKS
LP-4029 • Gold Env. • 4Bar
BLACK HEART THANKS
THANK YOU
SOLD IN MULTIPLES OF 4
10.00 EACH
$
DOT THANKS
RAINBOW THANKS
VINE THANKS
LP-4027 • 4Bar
LP-4028 • 4Bar
LP-4018 • 4Bar
LP-4013 • 4Bar
LP-4020 • 4Bar
BIG THX
TEACHER’S APPLE
FRANKS A LOT
GOLD STAR THANKS
INFINITY THANKS
NEVERMIND THANKS
THANK MEW
SINATRA THANK YOU
SPANKS A LOT
STARBURST THANKS
SPIROGRAPH THANKS
LP-4026 • 4Bar
LP-4009 • A2
LP-4015 • 4Bar
LP-4012 • 4Bar
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-1215 • A2
LP-4016 • 4Bar
LP-4023 • A2
LP-402 • 4Bar
LP-4011 • 4Bar
LP-4021 • 4Bar
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PEACH THANK YOU LP-4019 • 4Bar
YOU’RE WELCOME LP-4025 • A2
THANK YOU
SWISS THANKS LP-4017 • 4Bar
PET THANKS
LP-4010 • 4Bar
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
SOLD IN MULTIPLES OF 4
10.00 EACH
$
THANKS SO FREAKIN MUCH LP-130 • 4Bar
THANKS BESTIE LP-4005 • A2
POLYGON THANKS
LP-4022 • “Thank You” inside • 4Bar
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BIRTHDAY
18
VENN BIRTHDAY
CRANKY CAT BDAY
SKUNK BIRTHDAY
RARE BEAST BIRTHDAY
FLY BIRTHDAY
TOO OLD BIRTHDAY LP-3037 • A2
LP-3007 • Silver Env. • 4Bar
CALL YOUR MOM BDAY
FACEHOLE BIRTHDAY
FIRECRACKER BIRTHDAY
TYPEWRITER BIRTHDAY
GOSPEL BIRTHDAY
JACKASS BIRTHDAY
HOT DAMN BIRTHDAY
LP-3038 • A2
LP-112 • Silver Envelope • A2
LP-307 • A2
JAZZ BIRTHDAY LP-3027 • A2
LP-3001 • A2
LP-3014 • A2
LP-3012 • A2
LP-3004 • Silver Env. • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-3017 • 4Bar
LP-3029 • A2
LP-3020 • A2
SISSY BIRTHDAY LP-3039 • A2
SKELETON BIRTHDAY
LP-3010 • 4Bar
LP-3016 • A2
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BIRTHDAY
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MANY CANDLES
JAZZ CANDLES BIRTHDAY
GAZELLE BIRTHDAY
NOT LATE BIRTHDAY
FABULOUS BIRTHDAY
FLYING FISH BIRTHDAY
SWEET YOUNG THING
GENERIC BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY
BIRTHDAY MANIAC
ANTELOPE BIRTHDAY
WILD THING BIRTHDAY
HUNNY BUNNY
NUMBER BIRTHDAY
BRAND BIRTHDAY
LP-3035 • A2
LP-3024 • A2
LP-3013 • A2
LP-3018 • A2
LP-3033 • A2
LP-133 • Silver Env. • A2
LP-3028 • A2
LP-3040 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-3015 • 4Bar
LP-3034 • A2
LP-302 • A2
LP-3032 • 4Bar
LP-3025 • A2
LP-3036 • A2
LP-3011 • 4Bar
THOUGHT BIRTHDAY
LP-3030 • Silver Env. • 4Bar
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BIRTHDAY
20
DOG TREAT BIRTHDAY
OLD SCHOOL BIRTHDAY
TINY BIRTHDAY
HEEPY BIRTHDAY
ARIES BIRTHDAY
TAURUS BIRTHDAY
GEMINI BIRTHDAY
CANCER BIRTHDAY
LEO BIRTHDAY
VIRGO BIRTHDAY
LIBRA BIRTHDAY
SCORPIO BIRTHDAY
SAGITTARIUS BIRTHDAY
CAPRICORN BIRTHDAY
AQUARIUS BIRTHDAY
PISCES BIRTHDAY
LP-3021 • A2
LP-3050 • A2
LP-3042 • A2
LP-3046 • A2
LP-3022 • 4Bar
LP-3044 • A2
LP-3043 • A2
LP-3047 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-3031 • 4Bar
LP-3052 • A2
LP-3044 • A2
LP-3048 • A2
LP-3009 • A2
LP-3041 • A2
LP-3045 • A2
LP-3049 • A2
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CONGRATULATIONS
BLACKHOLE CONGRATS LP-1162 • A2
HIGH FIVE
GRASHOPPER LP-1068 • 4Bar
FANFUCKIN’
LP-1047 • 4Bar
LP-1033 • 4Bar
PHILOSOPHY DEGREE
HOLY SHIT GRADUATE
LP-117 • A2
HAPPY DIVORCE LP-1002 • A2
CONGRATULATIONS BASTARD
YOU’VE GOT THIS
NICE HAT
DIPLOMA GRADUATION
LP-1086 • 4Bar
LP-1212 • A2
ON LOCK
LP-147 • A2
LP-1168 • A2
MANIFEST
GOOD JOB NERD
LP-1259 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
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LP-1257 • A2
LP-1044 • 4Bar
LP-1184 • A2
ONE RING
LP-1217 • A2
TRICKY B
LP-1256 • A2
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CONGRATULATIONS
22
GENERIC BABY LP-1227 • A2
NEW CRIB
LP-1167 • A2
HAPPY UTERUS LIBERATION LP-1026 • 4Bar
NEW DEN
LP-1166 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
SCARY MONSTER
NEW HOME/NEW SANDWICH
NEW DIGS
BUS DRIVER
LP-1052 • 4Bar
LP-1165 • A2
LP-1191 • A2
LP-114 • A2
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MISS YOU
WINE TOGETHER
IN YOUR ARMS
MARVEL MOVIES
TACO TUESDAY
LP-1238 • A2
LP-1265 • A2
LP-1145 • A2
LP-1264 • A2
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WHISK YOU WERE HERE
SILVER WHISK
CHRISTMAS WISH
WANNA SPOON?
LP-116 • 4Bar
LP-2069 • Red Envelope • 4Bar
LP-1274 • 4Bar
LP-114 • 4Bar
MY HEART IS FROM CHICAGO LP-104 • 4Bar
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
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SYMPATHY
24
GINGKO SYMPATHY
IMMORTALITY LP-1143 • A2
LP-1237 • 4Bar
OH HEART
PET HEAVEN
PET CONDOLENCE
LP-1236 • 4Bar
LP-303 • 4Bar
LP-1090 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
WELL FUCK
LP-305 • A2
LOSING SOMEONE SUCKS LP-1124 • A2
WHISKERS
LP-1199 • Blind Deboss • A2
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SORRY
FUCKITY
LP-1114 • 4Bar
FUCKITY, THE CLEAN VERSION
A-HOLE SORRY
PRICK
SORRY HONEY
LP-1115 • 4Bar
LP-102 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-1051 • 4Bar
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MAKE UP SEX LP-1185 • A2
LP-1203 • 4Bar
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GET WELL
26
WELL FUCK
LP-1237 • 4Bar
GROSS GET WELL
WebMD GET WELL
YOU’VE GOT THIS
SCREW THAT
LP-1007 • A2
LP-1044 • 4Bar
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-1088 • 4Bar
WHINY BABY LP-1210 • 4Bar
LP-1089 • A2
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CATS
27
CRANKY CAT BDAY
CRANKY CAT HOLIDAY
THANK MEW
UNUSUAL FRIENDS
PET HEAVEN
MEOW AND FUREVER
LP-3001 • A2
LP-154 • A2
LP-2007 • A2
LP-1090 • A2
LP-4011 • 4Bar
LP-1219 • A2
NOT THE WORST LP-1064 • 4Bar
LOVE MEW
LP-1112 • 4Bar
WHISKERS
LP-1199 • “Gone, but never forgotten” inside • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
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PARENTS
28
GENERIC MOTHER’S DAY
DASH FABRIC MOTHER’S DAY
INTERNET MOM
POISON MOTHER’S DAY
MAGNOLIA MOTHER’S DAY
PURE JOY MOTHER’S DAY
B-WORD MOTHER’S DAY
THERAPIST MOTHER’S DAY
MAID MOTHER’S DAY
QUEEN FOR A DAY LP-1190 • A2
LP-1083 • 4Bar
SPA DAY
LOVE MOM
ENJOY SQUALOR
WINE MOM
SCARY MONSTER
FATHER’S DAY BASTARD
LP-1228 • A2
LP-1233 • 4Bar
LP-1188 • A2
LP-1127 • A2
LP-1232 • 4Bar
LP-1214 • A2
LP-1261 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
LP-1189 • A2
LP-1186 • A2
LP-1052 • 4Bar
LP-1213 • A2
LP-1187 • A2
LP-1260 • A2
LP-1087 • A2
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PARENTS
29
BEER DAD
FATHER’S DAY QUESTIONNAIRE
GENERIC FATHER’S DAY
FATHER’S DAY TOAST
LOVE DAD
NOT MOM FATHER’S DAY
DAD JOKES FATHER’S DAY
FATHER’S DAY ADVICE
LP-1263 • A2
LP-1262 • A2
LP-1158 • A2
LP-1151 • A2
LP-1229 • A2
LP-1152 • A2
LP-1216 • A2
LP-1153 • A2
FARTS FATHER’S DAY LP-1155 • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
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VENN CHRISTMAS LP-2068 • A2
BALLS
HOLIDAYS
ALL I WANT CHRISTMAS LP-2024 • Red Env. • A2
MERRIEST HOLIDAY
CALM HOLIDAYS
OY VEY
RETRO CHRISTMAS
LP-202 • Red Env. • 4Bar
ADOPTED CHRISTMAS
MODERN CHRISTMAS
SANTA FARTS
HOLIDAY SURPRISE
HORROR HOLIDAYS
RUDOPLH FOREVER
LP-2067 • Silver Env. • A2
LP-2005 • Red Env. • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
BOOZY HOLIDAYS
LP-2009 • Red Env. • A2
LP-2046 • Red Env. • 4Bar
LP-2060 • Red Env. • A2
10.00 EACH
$
LP-2071 • Red Env. • A2
LP-2064 • Red Env. • A2
LP-2052 • Red Env. • 4Bar
SOLD IN MULTIPLES OF 4
LP-207 • 4Bar
LP-2015 • A2
LP-2058 • A2
SANTA PACKAGE
LP-2049 • Red Env. • 4Bar
JOY TO YOU
LP-2020 • Red Env. • 4Bar
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JERKFACE CHRISTMAS
HOLIDAYS
JOLLY HOLIDAY
LP-2055 • Red Env. • 4Bar
LP-2045 • Red Env. • 4Bar
MARY HOLIDAY
MAZEL TOV
LP-2048 • Red Env. • A2
CRANKY CAT HOLIDAY
LP-2053 • A2
DEBT CHRISTMAS
KITTY MANGER
YAHOOS
CHRISTMAS RACCOON
LP-201 • Red Env. • 4Bar
CHRISTMAS WISH
LP-2054 • Red Env. • A2
LP-2069 • Red Env. • 4Bar
INSTAGRAM CHRISTMAS
HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS
HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
LP-2074 • Red Env. • A2
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
10.00 EACH
$
KISSING SANTA
LP-2076 • Red Env. • A2
LP-2007 • Red Env. • A2
LP-2057 • 4Bar
SOLD IN MULTIPLES OF 4
LP-2059 • Red Env. • A2
LP-2041 • A2
LP-2065 • Red Env. • A2
DEAR TIMMY
LP-206 • Red Env. • A2
HOLY NIGHT
LP-2072 • Red Env. • A2
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HOLIDAY GUILT TRIP LP-213 • A2
XMAS BROS
HOLIDAYS
SEASONAL DEPRESSION LP-2044 • Red Env. • 4Bar
GAY APPAREL
LP-2040 • Red Env. • A2
LP-2077 • Red Env. • A2
XANAX HOLIDAY
MERRY FRIGGIN CHRISTMAS
LP-2075 • Red Env. • A2
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WINE LP-2056 • Red Env. • 4Bar
LP-2029 • Red Env. • 4Bar
FRUITCAKE HOLIDAY
LP-2021 • Red Env. • 4Bar
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
SNOW DAY
SOLD IN MULTIPLES OF 4
10.00 EACH
$
THERAPIST HOLIDAY
LP-2027 • A2
LP-2043 • Red Env. • 4Bar
WHISK CHRISTMAS
WISE MEN HOLIDAY
SANTA’S TELEPHONE
EAT DRINK AND WHATEVER
LP-2078 • Red Env. • A2
LP-208 • Red Env. • 4Bar
GAY CHRISTMAS
LP-2073 • Red Env. • A2
LP-2008 • 4Bar
LP-2047 • Red Env. • A2
HAPPY DEPRESSION
LP-2003 • Silver Env. • 4Bar
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ALSO AVAILABLE IN
6-CARD BOXED SETS
HAVE A CHRISTMAS
HOLIDAYS
XMAS AGAIN
LP-2061 • Red Env. • A2
LP-2042 • Red Env. • A2
SOLD IN MULTIPLES OF 4
10.00 EACH
$
O TANNENBAUM
LP-2062 • Red Env. • A2
XMAS AGAIN
LP-2066 • Red Env. • A2
CHRISTMAS MOUNTAIN LP-2063 • Red Env. • A2
ITTY
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
SCOOTER
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LADY PILOT LETTE RPRESS S T Y LI S H S N A R K FO R E V E RY O CC A S I O N F E AT U R I N G 3 0 0 + C A R D S :
HUMOR · LOVE · MARRIAGE / ANNIVERSARY · THANKS · BIRTHDAY CONGRATS · MISS YOU · SYMPATHY · SORRY · PETS · CATS! PARENTS’ DAYS · GRADUATION · NEW BABIES / NEW HOMES · HOLIDAYS ...AND FOR ALL THE AWK WARDNESS INBET WEEN!
INDIVIDUAL CARDS
6-CARD BOXED SETS
SOLD IN MULTIPLES OF 6
SOLD IN MULTIPLES OF 4
$
2 .75 EACH
10 .00 EACH
$
HEARTS ON CARDS = BESTSELLERS!
FOR THANKS AND HOLIDAY CARDS ONLY
Lady Pilot Letterpress is an independent, female-owned and operated letterpress studio currently focused on both snarky and thoughtful letterpress greeting cards and prints for wholesale and retail based out of of a former beer cooler in Durham, North Carolina.
EMILY WISMER
PRINTER AND PROPRIETOR
CONNECT emily@ladypilotletterpress.com @ ladypilotletterpress.com www.ladypilotletterpress.com 828.279.5723
All cards come with Kraft envelopes unless otherwise noted.
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