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WHOLESALE CATALOG STYLISH SNARK SINCE 2009
IT’S A TALE AS OLD AS TIME ITSELF Girl meets press, girl falls in love with press, girl starts a company making snarky cards and having adventures with press and they live happily ever after.
It’s a love story that began in the mountains of Asheville, North Carolina, and has traveled to the fine city of Durham, North Carolina, where every card we make is hand-fed into a 1907 Chandler and Price. We’re inspired by old movies and early 20th century circus posters, Joseph Cornell collages, fireworks, and Blue Note record covers. And when we’re not standing with inky fingers at our press, we might be biking, or hiking, petting cats, or trying to make a perfect pie. We love what we do, and we think you’ll dig it! Thanks for checking us out! Love, Emily - boss lady/printer lady/snarky so-and-so
Birthday Greetings
Dog Treat Birthday LP-3021
Mew Birthday LP-3023
Fabulous Birthday LP-3024
Gazelle Birthday LP-3015, 4bar
Wild Birthday LP-3011, 4bar
Facehole Birthday LP-3012, 4bar
Happy Birthday Anyway LP-3013, A2
Fly Birthday LP-3014, A2
Old School Birthday LP-3022, 4bar
Gospel Birthday LP-3004, A2
Heepy Birthday LP-3009, A2
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Skunk Birthday LP-3017, 4bar
Cranky Cat Birthday LP-3001, A2
Skeleton Birthday LP-3007, 4bar
Flying Fish Birthday LP-133, A2
Birthday Greetings
Beast Birthday LP-112, A2
Hunny Birthday LP-3018, 4bar
Megaphone Birthday LP-3003, A2
Dog Birthday LP-306, A2
Bunny Birthday LP-3006, 4bar
Antelope Birthday LP-302, A2
Elephant Birthday LP-301, A6
Belated Birthday Cake LP-304, A6
Hot Damn Birthday LP-3016, A2
Call Your Mom Birthday LP-307-A2
Killer Birthday LP-3005, 4bar
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Bearly Birthday LP-3008, 4bar
Typewriter Birthday LP-3010,w 4bar
Happy Birthday Jackass LP-3020, A2
Thuper Birthday, LP-3019, A2
Humorous Greetings
Press One, LP-1019, A2
Text During Dinner LP-148, A2
Wicked Drunk LP-1018, A2
Damn List, LP-1023, 4bar
Librarian LP-1091, A2
Tonight’s Menu LP-1025, 4bar India LP-1037, 4bar
Artisan Copies LP-1093
Morning Fart LP-1042, A2
Pinch of Meth LP-1050, A2
Nope LP-1069, 4bar
Girl Hang LP-1066, A2
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No Comments LP-1080, 4bar
15 Percent LP-1071, A2
Pencils LP-1045, A2
Prick LP-102, A2
Humorous Greetings
Do Go On LP-1003, A2
Howdy Cracker LP-1001, A2
Yay! LP-111, A2
Big Fat Jerk LP-158, 4bar
More Fish LP-1055, 4bar
Easy Prey LP-1057, 4bar
Road Less LP-1060, 4bar
Dolce LP-1059, 4bar
Tailgating LP-135, A2
Love Her Bike LP-128, A2
You Shut Up LP-1022, 4bar Oh Honey LP-125, A2
Wasps LP-1057, 4bar
Lemons LP-1054, 4bar
Enemies Closer LP-1058, 4bar
Heart Home LP-1061, 4bar
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Humorous Greetings
A-hole Sorry LP-1051, 4bar
Bus Driver LP-114, A2
Jet Pack LP-1032, A2
Scary Monster LP-1052, 4bar
Started It LP-1063, 4bar
Sister LP-1024, 4bar
What It Is LP-1021, 4bar Screw You LP-150, 4bar
Brains LP-149, 4bar
Hi, Dummy LP-1031, 4bar
Philosophy Degree LP-117, A2
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Dear Lord LP-142, 4bar
Humorous Greetings
Genius LP-1097, A2
Fit Bit LP-1098, A2
Ice Cream LP-1099, A2
Siri LP-1100, A2
Set Them Free LP-1101, A2
Small Stuff LP-1102, A2
Earbuds LP-1103, A2
Weight Loss App LP-1104, A2
Best to Come LP-1105, A2
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Love
Ghostlove LP-1053, 4bar
Sexy Books LP-137, A2
Rabid Love LP-1041, 4bar
Summer’s Day LP-1079, 4bar
Spoon LP-115, 4bar
Unusual Friends LP-154, A2
NPR LP-1010, 4bar
Two Hands LP-1074, A2
Good Book LP-1077, 4bar
Two Shoulders LP-1073, A2
Whisk LP-116, 4bar Outlaw Love LP-1092
Bowled Over LP-1078, 4bar
Tesla LP-1011, A2
Heart from Chicago LP-104, 4bar
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Sweetheart LP-122, 4bar
Love
Heart From DC LP-1035, 4bar
Oogly Boogly LP-1039, A2
Octopi LP-1012, 4bar
Love vs. Internet LP-1005, 4bar
No Pants LP-121, A2
Do You Like Me? LP-106, 4bar
Weird Shit LP-101, A2
Braille Love LP-153, 4bar
Over the Moon LP-1040, A2
Touch My Junk LP-1013, 4bar
Heart On LP-1014, 4bar
Organic Love LP-1004, 4bar
Bike Love LP-113, A2
Haz Loves? LP-123, 4bar
Bee’s Knees LP-103, A2
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Dream Cat LP-152, 4bar
Love
Cat’s Pajamas LP-151, #10
Not You LP-1006, 4bar
You’re Alright LP-1016, 4bar Happy Divorce LP-1002, A2
Thanks for the Sex LP-155, 4bar
Kung-fu LP-1081, 4bar
Sex Later LP-1030, 4bar
Not the Worst LP-1064, 4bar
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Fuck Valentine LP-1043, 4bar
Rom-Coms LP-1082, 4bar
Occasion
Embarrassing Anniversary LP-1020, A2
Selective Hearing LP-1065, A2
Smooch Congrats LP-1049, A2
Smarmy Anniversary LP-140, A2
Hooray Baby LP-1026, 4bar
Spa Day LP-1083, A2
Goddess Mom LP-1084, A2
Breadwinner LP-129, A2
Fanfuckintastic LP-1033, 4bar Congrats Bastard LP-1086, 4bar
Gimme Five LP-1047, 4bar
Holy Shit Graduate LP-147, A2
Cranky Mommy LP-1085, A2
Congrats Star LP-1076, 4bar
Bye Bye Books LP-1028, A2
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Father’s Day Bastard LP-1087, 4bar
Occasion
Grasshopper LP-1068, 4bar
Bon Voyage LP-1094
Screw That LP-1089, 4bar
Sick Kitty LP-1067, A2
Garbage Day LP-1075, 4bar
Got This LP-1044, 4bar
Pet Heaven LP-1090, A2
Umbrella LP-1029, 4bar
Made You Cry LP-1096
Smoking Congrats LP-1095
Sympathy Flower LP-303. 4bar
Gross Get Well LP-1007, A2
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Web MD Get Well LP-1088, 4bar
Ouch LP-138, 4bar
Pet Condolence LP-305, A2
Give Up Ship LP-132, 4bar
Thanks
Franks a Lot LP-402, 4bar
Sinatra Thanks LP-4009, A2
Chip Type Thanks LP-403, 4bar
Thanks Mom Facebook LP-4007, 4bar
Thank Mew LP-4011
Thanks Bestie LP-4005, A2
Pet Thanks LP-4010, 4bar
Spanks LP-4012
Thanks so Freakin Much! LP-130, 4bar
Shanks a Lot LP-4001, 4bar
Thanks Instagram LP-4008, 4bar
T is for Thanks LP-4006, 4bar
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Holiday Greetings
All I Want LP-2024, A2
Fruitcake LP-2021, 4bar
Winter is Coming LP-2022, 4bar
Joy to You LP-2020, 4bar
Holiday Spoiler LP-2026, 4bar
Hark the Herald LP-2025,
Snow Day LP-2027, 4bar
Holiday Strongman LP-2023, 4bar
Cranky Cat Holiday LP-2007, A2
Horror Holidays LP-2015,
Dear Timmy LP-206, A2
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Holiday Greetings
Happy Depression Month LP-2003, 4bar
Holiday Surprise LP-2005, A2
Wise Men LP-2008, 4bar
Santa’s Phone LP-208, 4bar
Guilty Holiday LP-213, A2
Zorro Santa LP-2016, A2
Horns LP-2013, A2
North Pole LP-2014, A2
Santa Fart LP-207, 4bar
Tour de Force Holiday LP-2017, A2
Boozy Holidays LP-2009, A2
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Holiday Greetings
Red and Fat LP-2019, A2
Holiday Toots LP-2001, A2
Claus LP-2018, A2
Meowy Christmas LP-2006, 4bar
Yahoos LP-201, 4bar
Killer Holiday LP-205, 4bar
Reindeer Poo LP-2012, 4bar
Oy Vey Santa LP-202, 4bar
Monster Holidays LP-2010, 4bar
Lonely Holiday LP-2011, A2
Christmas Heart LP-204, 4bar
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Invitations
Baby Shower Invite LP-4003, A7
Starry Invite LP-4002, #10
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ALL THE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW. Wholesale pricing: Single Cards - $2.50 Boxsets (6 folded cards, 8 flat cards) - $8.00 Cards offered as boxsets - Holiday, Thank Yous, Invitations
Cards are sold in multiples of 6. Minimum initial order of $120, reorders, $75. We always offer free domestic shipping for orders over $200. We totally dig the environment, so our papers all contain recycled content and we bag our cards in biodegradable sleeves.
Ordering is super easy! Just visit our webstore at ladypilotletterpress.com/shop, or email us at emily@ladypilotletterpress.com, or give us a call at 828-279-5723. We’d love to hear from you!
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