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WHOLESALE CATALOG STYLISH SNARK SINCE 2009
IT’S A TALE AS OLD AS TIME ITSELF Girl meets press, girl falls in love with press, girl starts a company making snarky cards and having adventures with press and they live happily ever after.
It’s a love story that began in the mountains of Asheville, North Carolina, and has traveled to the fine city of Durham, North Carolina, where every card we make is hand-fed into a 1907 Chandler and Price. We’re inspired by old movies and early 20th century circus posters, Joseph Cornell collages, fireworks, and Blue Note record covers. And when we’re not standing with inky fingers at our press, we might be biking, or hiking, petting cats, or trying to make a perfect pie. We love what we do, and we think you’ll dig it! Thanks for checking us out! Love, Emily - boss lady/printer lady/snarky so-and-so
Birthday Greetings
Jazz Birthday LP-3027, A2
Cranky Cat Birthday LP-3001, A2
Birthday Nap LP-3026, A2
Birthday Maniac LP-3028, A2
Not Late Birthday LP-3025, A2
Fly Birthday LP-3014, A2
Wild Birthday LP-3011, 4bar
Facehole Birthday LP-3012, 4bar
Old School Birthday LP-3022, 4bar
Happy Birthday Anyway LP-3013, A2
Dog Treat Birthday LP-3021
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Mew Birthday LP-3023
Birthday Greetings
Skunk Birthday LP-3017, 4bar
Call Your Mom Birthday LP-307-A2
Skeleton Birthday LP-3007, 4bar
Fabulous Birthday LP-3024
Hot Damn Birthday LP-3016, A2
Bearly Birthday LP-3008, 4bar
Flying Fish Birthday LP-133, A2
Gazelle Birthday LP-3015, 4bar
Happy Birthday Jackass LP-3020, A2
Heepy Birthday LP-3009, A2
Gospel Birthday LP-3004, A2
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Birthday Greetings
Beast Birthday LP-112, A2
Hunny Birthday LP-3018, 4bar
Megaphone Birthday LP-3003, A2
Bunny Birthday LP-3006, 4bar
Antelope Birthday LP-302, A2
Elephant Birthday LP-301, A6
Belated Birthday Cake LP-304, A6
Typewriter Birthday LP-3010, 4bar
Thuper Birthday, LP-3019, A2
Dog Birthday LP-306, A2
Killer Birthday LP-3005, 4bar
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Humorous Greetings
Press One, LP-1019, A2
Text During Dinner LP-148, A2
Not On Fire LP-1125, 4bar
Wicked Drunk LP-1018, A2
Librarian LP-1091, A2
Dear NASA LP-1126, A2
Enjoy Squalor LP-1127, A2
Potato Chips LP-1133, A2
Burrito Award LP-1122, A2
Shower Award LP-1123, A2
Pants Award LP-1121, A2
No Patience LP-1130, A2
Hippo Sorry LP-1106, A2
Fuckity LP-1114, 4bar
Clean Fuckity LP-1115, 4bar
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Desk Lamp LP-1118, A2
Humorous Greetings
Damn List, LP-1023, 4bar
Pinch of Meth LP-1050, A2
Girl Hang LP-1066, A2
More Fish LP-1055, 4bar
Tonight’s Menu LP-1025, 4bar
India LP-1037, 4bar
15 Percent LP-1071, A2
No Comments LP-1080, 4bar
Pencils LP-1045, A2
Easy Prey LP-1057, 4bar
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Morning Fart LP-1042, A2
Artisan Copies LP-1093, A2
Prick LP-102, A2
Road Less LP-1060, 4bar
Humorous Greetings
Yay! LP-111, A2
Tailgating LP-135, A2
Howdy Cracker LP-1001, A2
You Shut Up LP-1022, 4bar
Big Fat Jerk LP-158, 4bar
Nope LP-1069, 4bar
Do Go On LP-1003, A2 Philosophy Degree LP-117, A2
Scary Monster LP-1052, 4bar
What It Is LP-1021, 4bar
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Oh Honey LP-125, A2
Wasps LP-1057, 4bar
Humorous Greetings
Lemons LP-1054, 4bar
Heart Home LP-1061, 4bar
Dolce LP-1059, 4bar
Enemies Closer LP-1058, 4bar
Love Her Bike LP-128, A2
A-hole Sorry LP-1051, 4bar
Started It LP-1063, 4bar
Bus Driver LP-114, A2
Brains LP-149, 4bar
Screw You LP-150, 4bar
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Sister LP-1024, 4bar
Dear Lord LP-142, 4bar
Humorous Greetings
Introvert Party LP-1132, A2
Another Cat LP-1134, A2
Call In Naked LP-1135, A2
Glass Figurines LP-1136, A2
Lost Cheese LP-1116, A2
Genius LP-1097, A2
Fit Bit LP-1098, A2
Siri LP-1100, A2
Set Them Free LP-1101, A2
Small Stuff LP-1102, A2
Earbuds LP-1103, A2
Best to Come LP-1105, A2
Weight Loss App LP-1104, A2
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Ice Cream LP-1099, A2
Love
Ghostlove LP-1053, 4bar
Sexy Books LP-137, A2
NPR LP-1010, 4bar
Last Person LP-1128, A2
Smart or RIch LP-1129, A2
Love Farts LP-1117, A2
Awkward LP-1119, 4bar
I Win LP-1120, A2
I Guess LP-1109, 4bar
Maybe Later LP-1110, 4bar
Just Sex LP-1111, 4bar
Yeah, No LP-1108, 4bar
Rabid Love LP-1041, 4bar
Love Mew LP-1112, 4bar
Dirty Ways LP-1113, A2
Good Book LP-1077, 4bar
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Love
Summer’s Day LP-1079, 4bar
Sweetheart LP-122, 4bar
Weird Shit LP-101, A2
Touch My Junk LP-1013, 4bar
Bowled Over LP-1078, 4bar
Outlaw Love LP-1092
No Pants LP-121, A2
Oogly Boogly LP-1039, A2
Octopi LP-1012, 4bar
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Bike Love LP-113, A2
Do You Like Me? LP-106, 4bar
Over the Moon LP-1040, A2
Organic Love LP-1004, 4bar
Love
Love vs. Internet LP-1005, 4bar
Dream Cat LP-152, 4bar
Happy Divorce LP-1002, A2
Fuck Valentine LP-1043, 4bar
Haz Loves? LP-123, 4bar
You’re Alright LP-1016, 4bar
Thanks for the Sex LP-155, 4bar
Kung-fu LP-1081, 4bar
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Bee’s Knees LP-103, A2
Not You LP-1006, 4bar
Sex Later LP-1030, 4bar
Rom-Coms LP-1082, 4bar
Love /Occasion
Two Hands LP-1074, A2
Not the Worst LP-1064, 4bar
Two Shoulders LP-1073, A2
Unusual Friends LP-154, A2
Heart On LP-1014, 4bar Heart From DC LP-1035, 4bar
Whisk LP-116, 4bar
Heart from Chicago LP-104, 4bar
Spoon LP-115, 4bar
Cat’s Pajamas LP-151, #10
Braille Love LP-153, 4bar
Ouch LP-138, 4bar
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Smooch Congrats LP-1049, A2
Occasion
Fur Baby LP-1131, A2
Selective Hearing LP-1065, A2
Breadwinner LP-129, A2
Father’s Day Bastard LP-1087, 4bar
Embarrassing Anniversary LP-1020, A2
Faces Anniversary LP-1107, A2
Hooray Baby LP-1026, 4bar
Goddess Mom LP-1084, A2
Fanfuckintastic LP-1033, 4bar
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Smarmy Anniversary LP-140, A2
Spa Day LP-1083, A2
Cranky Mommy LP-1085, A2
Gimme Five LP-1047, 4bar
Congrats Bastard LP-1086, 4bar
Holy Shit Graduate LP-147, A2
Bye Bye Books LP-1028, A2
Occasion
Just Sucks LP-1124-, A2
Web MD Get Well LP-1088, 4bar
Congrats Star LP-1076, 4bar
Sympathy Flower LP-303. 4bar
Grasshopper LP-1068, 4bar
Bon Voyage LP-1094
Screw That LP-1089, 4bar
Sick Kitty LP-1067, A2
Garbage Day LP-1075, 4bar
Pet Heaven LP-1090, A2
Pet Condolence LP-305, A2
Made You Cry LP-1096
Give Up Ship LP-132, 4bar
Smoking Congrats LP-1095
Umbrella LP-1029, 4bar
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Gross Get Well LP-1007, A2
Thanks
Franks a Lot LP-402, 4bar
Thank Mew LP-4011
Chip Type Thanks LP-403, 4bar
Thanks Instagram LP-4008, 4bar
Dino Thanks LP-4014, 4bar
Black Heart Thanks LP-4013, 4bar
Sinatra Thanks LP-4009, A2
Pet Thanks LP-4010, 4bar
Thanks so Freakin Much! LP-130, 4bar
Shanks a Lot LP-4001, 4bar
Got This LP-1044, 4bar
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Spanks LP-4012
T is for Thanks LP-4006, 4bar
Thanks Bestie LP-4005, A2
Thanks Mom Facebook LP-4007, 4bar
Holiday Greetings
Cranky Cat Holiday LP-2007, A2
Xmas Gifts LP-2028, A2
Rudolph LP-2031, A2
Egg Nog LP-2032, A2
Friggin Xmas LP-2029, 4bar
Naughty List LP-2033, A2
Really Nice LP-2035, A2
Construction Material LP-2036, A2
Yule Logs LP-2037, A2
No Smooches LP-2039, A2
Fruitcake LP-2021, 4bar
Hark the Herald LP-2025,
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Xmas Dammit LP-2030, 4bar
Picture Perfect LP-2034, A2
Xmas Lover LP-2038, A2
All I Want LP-2024, A2
Holiday Greetings
Happy Depression Month LP-2003, 4bar
Guilty Holiday LP-213, A2
Snow Day LP-2027, 4bar
Zorro Santa LP-2016, A2
Wise Men LP-2008, 4bar
Holiday Surprise LP-2005, A2
Santa’s Phone LP-208, 4bar
Santa Fart LP-207, 4bar
Winter is Coming LP-2022, 4bar
Holiday Strongman LP-2023, 4bar
Tour de Force Holiday LP-2017, A2
North Pole LP-2014, A2
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Holiday Spoiler LP-2026, 4bar
Joy to You LP-2020, 4bar
Horns LP-2013, A2
Boozy Holidays LP-2009, A2
Holiday Greetings
Red and Fat LP-2019, A2
Claus LP-2018, A2
Horror Holidays LP-2015,
Holiday Toots LP-2001, A2
Yahoos LP-201, 4bar
Oy Vey Santa LP-202, 4bar
Monster Holidays LP-2010, 4bar
Dear Timmy LP-206, A2
Reindeer Poo LP-2012, 4bar
Lonely Holiday LP-2011, A2
Christmas Heart LP-204, 4bar
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Invitations
Baby Shower Invite LP-4003, A7
Starry Invite LP-4002, #10
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ALL THE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW. Wholesale pricing: Single Cards - $2.50 Boxsets (6 folded cards, 8 flat cards) - $8.00 Cards offered as boxsets - Holiday, Thank Yous, Invitations
Cards are sold in multiples of 6. Minimum initial order of $120, reorders, $75. We always offer free domestic shipping for orders over $200. We totally dig the environment, so our papers all contain recycled content and we bag our cards in biodegradable sleeves.
Ordering is super easy! Just visit our webstore at ladypilotletterpress.com/shop, or email us at emily@ladypilotletterpress.com, or give us a call at 828-279-5723. We’d love to hear from you!
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