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EDITOR’S LETTER Christmas seems like a lifetime ago… I think my liver has just about recovered. January is nasty month – it seems to go on forever, and for most of us our pay has to last for almost six weeks. However, that’s all behind us now! This is our February / March issue, taking in Valentine’s Day and St. Patrick’s Day. Have a flick to our A-Z which covers all things LURVE related, and come March you’ll be ready to party after reading about the Three Bars of St. Patrick’s Day. With her comeback just around the corner we caught up with Samantha Mumba! We also chatted to Shane Bitney Crone who we’ve all seen in Bridegroom the Movie, and the YouTube “It Could Happen to You” video. Local boy done good, Conleth Kane, is our latest columnist, offering his review on the best play to see, track to listen to, and movie to watch. The regulars are back too –Greg talks about his latest dating disaster; Jordan & Diona give us a chuckle; Gemma Hutton puts the world to rights; our resident agony aunt, Trudy Scrumptious, sharpens her tongue to solve your most pressing problems; and Tony Webster of Big Bad Llama is back with another amazing fashion shoot. We go south of the border and speak to Pol about “coming out”. You’ll have seen the GNI banners out and about over the last couple of months and in this issue we have six pages full of your faces – go find yourself. The search for the GNI Hottest Bartender 2014 is on! You’ll find the contestants inside and you can vote online at www.gnimag.com. Have fun and keep good. Tony
CONTENTS We Talk To Shane Bitney Crone Samantha Mumba
p22 p26
About You Fashionline Get The Look 1940s Hair
p28 p36 p37
Life Goscars Hottest Bartender Interiors Test Drive SaturGays
p40 p43 p75 p77 p80
Regulars News in Briefs Scene Out Kitsch Bitch Conleth Kane Par tners Dating Coming Out Seriously Tho Envy A-Z Jordan & Diona Gemma Hutton
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Guides 3 Bars of St Patricks Day p49 Civil Par tnership Supplier p51 What’s On Guide p88
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NEWS IN BRIEFS 2013: The Year of the ‘Out’ Athlete In December 2013 Tom Daley made a splash after posting a touching YouTube video letting the world know he’d met a man and was happy in love. It wasn’t just Tom who dove headfirst and went public with his news, other spor tspeople who came out in 2013 include NBA player Jason Collins; ex footballer Thomas Hitzlsperger; soccer player Robbie Rogers; figure skater Brian Boitano; swimmer Amini Fonua; speedskater Anastasia Bucsis; WWE wrestler Darren Young; snowboarder Belle Brockhoff; and heaps more. Good for them! Let’s hope this will help more LGBT spor tspeople come out in the future.
Water Mess
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Par ts of the UK have been underwater for the whole of 2014! Soon we’ll de-evolve into water dwelling creatures, complete with gills, fins and
A herd of German cows must have consumed way too many baked beans. They managed to release enough methane gas to cause an explosion in their shed, blowing the roof clean off. *Just one cow was harmed in the making of this mega methane blast.*
“Soon we’ll de-evolve into water dwelling creatures.” scaly skin… or perhaps, given all this new technology people never seem to get tired of inventing, we’ll all soon have a pair of pop-up, fold-away speedboats for feet.
Lights, Camera… Belfast?! Looks like good old Belfast will soon be welcoming scores of hot actors into her bountiful bosom… and not just those angry, dir ty, hairy guys from GOT. Yes, it has been announced that two big film studios will be built in the Titanic Quar ter in the near future. Hollywood, here we come!
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We caught up with Lifeline staff at the Lyric Theatre which showcased Lifeline’s sponsored play from the Outburst Queers Ar ts Festival, ‘Hang In There’.
Luke Friend was performing in the Kremlin in January so we popped along to par ty with the crowd.
Granny Dee was providing the enter tainment when we showed up the other Saturday night. Great craic.
GNI gatecrashed the Maverick New Year’s par ty. The place was buzzin.
Our first time. The lovely Cherrie Ontop made us feel like old friends.
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My friends always tease me. I know they’re just joking and I take it in good humour but it’s started to make me really unhappy. Help?! Sarah, Coleraine
Hello my queer connoisseurs! My name is Trudy Scrumptious and I have been described as a good bottle of wine; timeless, long neck, big bottom, and you need to swirl me around your mouth before you get the taste!!! Now, let’s hear about you .....
Ahh Sarah the only thing your friends should be teasing is your hair with a comb!! Big hair is fabulous!! If they continue with it secretly cyber bully them! It’s not the right thing to do but you’ll feel much better! PS. seriously consider big hair!!
I have a lot of gay friends, work in a gay environment and even like Cher! The problem is my gay buddies won’t go to the straight bars: it’s Kremlin this and Maverick that all the time. What to do? Seamus, Twinbrook To quote any Star Wars film “come to the dark side !” Or “feel the force within you !” Or “homosexual you are my young seamus!”
I’ve been dating a girl for a few months and we are very much an item, but she won’t consummate the relationship. She says I’m the sexiest girl she’s met and I know for a fact she’s not been shy in the past. What’s wrong with me???? Ready to burst, Downpatrick Maybe you’re not sexy?
I see you out and about and I love your look! Where do you get all your fab gowns? Feargal, Belfast Hello Feargal, What have I told you? The cour t injunction means NO CONTACT!! Stop trying to steal my look you psycho….. Thanks for the compliments though babes xxx
There’s a guy at work I really fancy, but he’s straight. I worry that at the staff night out I’ll get drunk and make a move. Should I just not go? Padraig, Strabane
The guy I’ve been seeing won’t change his relationship status on Facebook to ‘in a relationship’ and he’s still got his Grindr profile. Should I get rid? Gerard, Malahide It sounds like your current beau has a touch of the ‘I wanna live a double life online’. Under these circumstances I find it’s best to let him take his time and do not pressurize him into anything…. Meanwhile, set up an alias profile and see if he has the intention to chase it up! After that, wait for a big occasion and show him the evidence you collected! VERY EASTENDERS DONTCHA THINK!?
Oh padraig! May I call you P.drag? That’s the perfect excuse!! Now go get ‘er bucked!!
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SHANE BITNEY CRONE
Photo: Adam Bouska
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Your YouTube video ‘It Could Happen To You’ has over 4.5m views! I hoped maybe a few hundred or thousand would see the video, but two million saw it within days of its release. It was a whirlwind. There I was, this young man from Montana, totally unaware of the impact my story would have on people. I received an outpouring of suppor t from men and women who had endured similar tragedies and even straight people who were formerly apathetic to LGBTQ rights. Honesty, I received plenty of hate mail too, but that only proved to me that I was doing something impor tant. How did Bridegroom happen? Shor tly after the YouTube video went viral, writer/director and creator of Designing Women, Linda Bloodwor th-Thomason, approached me. She convinced me that my story needed to be told. Linda and I both felt that this film should be kind of ‘the people’s’ film. We launched a Kickstar ter campaign and ultimately Bridegroom became the most funded project in the history of crowd funding. You reached out to Tom’s family when making Bridegroom but they chose not to participate… I truly wish Tom’s family the best and have always respected their right to privately grieve for their son, in spite of the pain it cost me. A few members of his family have reached out offering their suppor t and acceptance. Recently his niece mentioned me on Twitter. It’s so hear t-warming to know that some of Tom’s family acknowledge the man that he was, not the man they felt he should be. How did you feel when Oprah came on board? I’ve always been inspired by Oprah, so to have her take an interest in my story was an honor beyond description.
“It was only 50 years ago that interracial couples couldn’t get married. Progress is slow but we have to keep plugging away.”
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It’s a joy to see the footage of you and Tom I’m incredibly lucky that Tom and I filmed so much of our time together. Without the videos and the ability to share them via social media, none of this – Bridegroom in par ticular – would have been possible. The power of social media is incredible, especially when it’s used in a positive way. How can we achieve equal rights? The Gay Rights Movement is our modern Civil Rights Movement. People are being fired and denied housing because they’re gay. Others are prevented from visiting their sick spouse in hospital because they happen to be the same gender. Gay men are even prohibited from donating blood. It was only 50 years ago that interracial couples couldn’t get married. Progress is slow but we have to keep plugging away, campaigning in every city, state, and country that has laws against homosexuality, transsexuality, same-sex marriage, etc. until equality is universal. It could take decades, but I’m willing to give it my all so long as I’m alive. At the end of it all, we are one race – the human race – and we should help and love one another without prejudice. What did Tom’s love teach you? Tom was so intelligent, compassionate, and funny – everyone loved him. He challenged me to be a better person and tried to convince me that I was wor thy of love. Tom constantly reminded me, even after he died, that my voice can be just as loud as everyone else’s, that my story is just as impor tant, and that my life matters. I had always been so ashamed to be gay, even while Tom and I were together, and yet his death gave me the strength to stop hiding. Tom taught me that life is shor t, but life is sweet, and I have to make the most of it while I can. What is next for you? I’m not positive that I will continue producing films, but I will keep sharing my story in every way possible if it helps to educate people. I hope others will eventually have the legal protection that Tom and I did not. I can be a face for the struggle, a voice for those screaming for equal rights. I owe it to all of the Shanes and Toms of the world to stand up for equality.
We haven’t seen much of you lately. What have you been doing? I’ve been in hiding! No, honestly just living/enjoying life and growing up. To be in this industry you have to have a huge passion for it – I’d lost that a bit so needed to find it again. I’ve been writing A LOT and recording my new album. Gearing up for my single release on February 21st and my mini tour Your father is Zambian and your mother is Irish. Do you identify more with one of these cultures? Being born and growing up in Ireland I identify with that more but I’m equally proud to be both. Looking forward to visiting Zambia again to spend more time
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with my family there. You are based in L.A. Do you love it? Completely love it. Beautiful weather and quality of life. There’s no place like home though. What I wouldn’t give for a pair of ruby slippers at times. We’ve heard about your new film project ‘Home’… As a solo ar tist, one of the joys of working on film is getting to interact with several different people. I can’t say too much about Home yet. It was lots of fun! Your husband is a police officer in L.A. Do you worry about him? He’s incredible at what he does. Of course I’d prefer that he didn’t have to wear a bulletproof vest just to go to work but I suppor t him 100%. Describe what you’d do on a typical night in. Wine/Movies/Husband. In that order! What’s your new single, ‘Only Just Begun’ about? The idea is that if anyone could have their 5 year old self in front of them what would they say to them? What promises would they make? Advice would they give? If any. How much has the music industry changed? Since I was out, A LOT. Twitter/Instagram etc didn’t exist. I love having that direct contact and relationship with people. Has your music style changed? Sure. My new single is one last ode to my pop side. The other stuff I’m recording is much more grown. You’re playing in the Kremlin on 22nd February. It’ll be a brilliant night! What are your memories of Belfast? I absolutely cannot wait!!! Belfast is always such an incredible crowd. Going to be a fab night. I’m delighted Belfast will be my last stop. It’ll be a highlight for me. You look as beautiful as ever. Any tips? Stay away from the sunbeds!!! lol… St.Tropez is a prettier colour anyway. Hopes for 2014? Health and Happiness and Adventures. Thanks so much for talking to us. Love you xx
“My new single is one last ode to my pop side. Most of the other stuff I’m recording now is much more grown.”
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With the par ty season over, you can relax, unwind, pop a few buttons and put away your best dress suit. Right? Wrong. Two words… Valentine’s Day. Whatever your plans, V-Day demands a trendincorporated, sophisticated approach. Keep it classic and traditional with a modern, contemporary twist. For this, I present to you a trend I like to refer to as ‘Dapper Romance’. A simple black suit creates a strong silhouette from top to bottom. Add a touch of luxury with statement accessories: a floral print bow-tie; a pair of aristocratic, gold collar cuffs; a futuristic, gold belt of the Dior Homme variety; or a red rose tie-pin. All of these are perfect for pushing a minimal menswear look to new, catwalk inspired heights of grandeur and cutting edge style. 18th century inspired fashion and romanticism is enjoying a modern revival sure to fascinate those longing...
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...to be an old-school romantic. Take a leaf out of Prada, Louis Vuitton and Dolce and Gabbana’s books, (minus the global fraud issue from D&G) and create an impressionable and innovative look straight from the hear t. Suit and shir t from H&M. Tie-pin and Shoes by River Island. Collar Cuffs by Topman. Belt, stylist’s own. Wrist cuffs by New Look. Image Credits: Photography: Mitchell Cahoon Model: Adam Gaffey Hair & MUA: Leanne Crossan Location: Atelier-Design Styling: Lewis Cameron
1940s HAIR I’m sure we’re all suffering from a touch of the winter blues after the run up to Christmas - a slew of late nights and a tipple too many - I know I definitely need a pick me up! Nothing quite puts a spring in my step like a new haircut...
‘So what shall I do with my hair?’ I hear you ask. Never fear, there’s a new trend that has popped up over the last few weeks and it looks set to stick around through Spring/ Summer 2014. 1940’s style hair. Now, I don’t mean you need to run out and get the grease and slick it on, but there are some great variations of this style currently hitting the runways and fashion mags. Nip to your local hairdresser with a few pics in hand. Keep the sides nice and neat with some length on top, and you’ll be leaving like a dapper gentleman in no time! And girls, if you’re feeling brave, why not go for the chop, like everyone’s number one girl crush, Jennifer Lawrence, seen here rocking her pixie crop in a 1940’s style. Right then, I’ll see ya at the hairdressers! I’ll be the one with the rollers in! Rebbecca Bryson MUA
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Where? 15th Annual Goscars 28th March 2014 Kremlin / Union St
GNIGOSCARS It’s that time of year again. All the awards ceremonies are showing on the TV and anybody who’s anybody is rocking up on red carpets across the globe. March 28th marks the date for the 15th annual Goscars in Belfast. Organised by and taking place in the Kremlin, the Goscars bestow honour on the great and good of the gay scene and those who suppor t it in Nor thern Ireland. Renowned as the prestigious red carpet event in the gay calendar in Belfast, the evening will begin with a cocktail and canapé reception in the recently refurbished Union Street Bar. Much mingling and air-kissing will take place before guests are escor ted through the Shoe Factory and into Red Square in the Kremlin. Red Square will be transformed with boutique tables on the dance
floor, luxurious drapes will surround the stage area, and a massive screen will cover
“Renowned as the prestigious red carpet event in the gay calendar in Belfast” the back wall. Gold Goscar statuettes will adorn the room too. The ceremony itself will kick off with an amazing set from your favourite Kremlin
and Union Street acts before the awards presentation begins. The voting for these esteemed awards is carried out in Union Street Bar in the few weeks leading up to the event. Winners take to the stage, and it’s great to put faces to your favourite brands and companies. After the awards presentation the doors are opened to the rest of the Kremlin and the par ty gets into full swing. Definitely a night to put into your diary – not to be missed.
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CLARKE Nickname: Baldy / Eyebrows Age: 23 Star Sign: Virgo Bar: Union Street Favourite song: That’s The Way Love Goes by Janet Jackson Favourite film: Labyrinth Favourite person: Michael Favourite item of clothing: My new blazer Most annoying thing customers do: Order a bottle of something, then when you’ve opened it say they ordered something else Speciality drink: Cosmo Biggest tip ever received: £10 Why should you win? I’m new to the bar trade in Belfast and it would be a big achievement to be acknowledged
DAMIAN Nickname: Damo Age: 25 Star Sign: Aries Bar: Kremlin Favourite song: Hey Brother by Avicii Favourite film: Spirited Away Favourite person: My mother Favourite item of clothing: Beanie Most annoying thing customers do: Come onto you when you’re trying to work… and don’t take the hint! Speciality drink: Who Pears Biggest tip ever received: £20 Why should you win? Because I’m very humble and down to ear th
CHE Nickname: Hollywood Age: 19 Star Sign: Gemini Bar: Kelly’s Cellars Favourite song: Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin Favourite film: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Favourite person: Roger Waters Favourite item of clothing: Leather jacket Most annoying thing customers do: Scream talk in your face Speciality drink: Guinness Biggest tip ever received: £15 Why should you win? I’ve never done anything like this before. I’m a fresh face.
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CONÁN Nickname: Coners Age: 27 Star Sign: Aquarius Bar: Pavilion Favourite song: Fever for the Flava by Hot Action Cop Favourite film: Pulp Fiction Favourite person: Ian Beale Favourite item of clothing: My new blue suit Most annoying thing customers do: Stare blankly at me and expect me to do maths in my head like it’s the 90s Speciality drink: I pour a mean hot whiskey. None of this fancy stuff. Biggest tip ever received: A guy told me to keep the change of £20 for a pint. I probably should have told him he’d had enough but I needed the money. Why should you win? Because I was talked into this against my will.
ALI Nickname: Ali Age: 27 Star Sign: Leo Bar: Queen’s Café Bar Favourite song: Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight Favourite film: The Sound of Music Favourite person: Michael Jackson Favourite item of clothing: Skinny jeans Most annoying thing customers do: Whistle to get your attention Speciality drink: Margarita Biggest tip ever received: At Christmas I got given a blazer by a customer Why should you win? I’d love to win to promote the new club nights we have at Queen’s Café Bar: The Twi Lite Club for ladies and MOTN.
HANNAH Nickname: Banana Age: 21 Star Sign: Capricorn Bar: Maverick Favourite song: I Would Die 4 U by Prince Favourite film: Practical Magic Favourite person: My mum Favourite item of clothing: Metallic Skinnys Most annoying thing customers do: Wave money at you Speciality drink: The Maverick Biggest tip ever received: About £9 Why should you win? I think I’m a great ambassador for young lesbian women in Belfast
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GRAINNE Nickname: Gee Age: 23 Star Sign: Capricorn Bar: Union Street Favourite song: Silence by Delirium Favourite f ilm: The Hurricane Favourite person: My niece Favourite item of clothing: Trainers Most annoying thing customers do: Throw money down on the bar top Speciality drink: Any cocktail Biggest tip ever received: £25 Why should you win? I’m quirky
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KAYTI Nickname: KTG Age: 26 Star Sign: Cancer Bar: Kremlin Favourite song: Glory Box by Portishead Favourite film: Labyrinth Favourite person: My mum Favourite item of clothing: Sideboob Most annoying thing customers do: Rush you at the bar Speciality drink: I make a mean mojito Biggest tip ever received: £70 Why should you win? Because I’m different. I’m edgy.
RICHARD Nickname: Age: 30 Star Sign: Aries Bar: Fluid Voodoo Favourite song: Cochise by Audioslave Favourite film: Wall-E Favourite person: My daughter Favourite item of clothing: Black boots Most annoying thing customers do: Be indecisive Specialty drink: Margarita Biggest tip received: £50 Why should you win? Why not?
Nickname: The Future Age: 25 Star Sign: Capricorn Bar: Yard 401 Favourite song: Don’t Judge Me by Chris Brown Favourite film: Warrior Favourite person: Wee brother Martin Favourite item of clothing: A nice tight t shir t Most annoying thing customers do: Ask or repeat the same thing Specialty drink: Pint of Guinness/ C**ksucking Cowboy Biggest tip received: £20 Why should you win? Why Shouldn’t I win?
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MARTIN Nickname: Age: 23 Star Sign: Leo Bar: Made in Belfast Favourite song: Shining Star by Nnekka (Joe Goddard Mix) Favourite film: In Search of a Midnight Kiss Favourite person: My boyfriend Favourite item of clothing: Nike Air Maxes Most annoying thing customers do: Ask stupid questions Specialty drink: Amaretto Sours Biggest tip received: £52 Why should you win? I really shouldn’t.
MICHAEL Nickname: Mick Age: 25 Star Sign: Cancer Bar: El Divino Favourite song: Rolling Stone by Adriatique Favourite film: American Psycho Favourite person: Christian Bale Favourite item of clothing: T shir t Most annoying thing customers do: Ask for the cheapest drink Specialty drink: Mojito Biggest tip received: £60 Why should you win? The service I give customers is unrivalled… I take my top off on command.
NICK Nickname: Age: 22 Star Sign: Capricorn Bar: Maverick Favourite song: Mr. Brightside by The Killers Favourite film: Finding Nemo Favourite person: My mum Favourite item of clothing: Underwear Most annoying thing customers do: Ask for Guinness last after an order Specialty drink: Cocktail of the month – Bitter Jacobs Biggest tip received: £20 Why should you win? Because I’ve gone through all the trauma of getting these pictures taken in -2°.
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THE 3 BARS OF ST PATRICK'S DAY
St. Patrick’s Day: the one day of the year when it’s socially acceptable to wear giant green leprechaun hats and sing loudly with strangers in pubs all over the world. It’s bloody marvellous. The following bars come recommended by us and promise to be great craic this Paddy’s Day.
SUNFLOWER If you like St. Patrick’s Day to be as traditional as possible, Sunflower in Belfast city centre should be on your itinerary. The charming, friendly corner pub is full of life, with traditional sessions aplenty and great tasting beers and ales. Go and have a right old knees-up! sunflowerbelfast.com
QUEENS CAFE BAR Head to Queen’s Café Bar in Queen’s Arcade on 17th
March if you want good drinks, good food, friendliness and fun. The bar is always bustling with fun-loving people of all ages. If you visit Queen’s Café Bar this Paddy’s Day we can guarantee you’ll come away with several new best friends. queenscafebar.co.uk
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PRONUPTIA
Pronuptia Bridal works in close proximity with customers, utilising over 35 years of experience in the bridal market to ensure the fulfilment of their individual requirements and desires. Pronuptia offers a wide range of stunning select gowns of the finest fabrics for both brides and bridesmaids, and a selection of accessories for those all-important finishing touches. Pronuptia sells bridesmaids dresses by several designers: opt for Kelsey Rose if you’d like a girly, chic style, or Maggie Sottero for a bolder, flirtatious look. Lou Lou and True Bride offer classic silhouettes in several beautiful shades. Pronuptia attests the highest level of customer care with individual attention from excellent staff in an intimate, luxurious boutique located in the heart of Belfast City Centre. 16 Wellington Place, Belfast BT1 6GE 028 9032 4747 info@pronuptiabelfast.com
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Hair Restoration . Skin Peels . Hydro Facials Dermal Fillers Beauty Lift Threads Skin Brightening . Biometric Mesotherapy Medical Microdermabrasion Localised Fat Injections Genuine Dermaroller Therapy Anti-wrinkle Treatment Megawhite Teeth Whitening
Unit 9 Springtown Industrial Estate 18 Ballinska Road, BT48 0YL : 0771 233 2154 / 0771 233 2158 : eliteaestheticclinic@hotmail.co.uk : www.eliteaesthetictreatmentclinic.co.uk
ELITE
Elite Aesthetic is a medical clinic in L/Derry providing revolutionary anti-aging and beauty treatments including anti-wrinkle injections, fillers, skin rejuvenation, medical microdermabrasion, G/ Dermaroller, teeth whitening, hair restoration and much more. Elite uses top of the range products to achieve the best possible results: Ark Skincare range, Megawhite Blue Fusion teeth whitening, Skincerity, HEM, Renkin shampoo and conditioner, Lash Lash, and Mono Derm Vitamin A, E and C. Book yourself in for an appointment at Elite and put yourself in the safe and capable hands of qualified aesthetic practitioners. Look your best, feel your best, and expect the best at Elite. Unit 9 Ballinskea Road Springtown Industrial Est. L/Derry BT48 0LY 077 1233 2158 / 077 1233 2154 eliteaestheticclinic@hotmail.co.uk
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CAROLINE SMYTH
Caroline Smyth specialises in wedding photography and “on location” lifestyle photo shoots with families. Whilst always understanding the true value of photographs, she only picked up a DSLR in 2012 but quickly fell in love with capturing people’s individual stories through her photographs. Caroline offers a selection of wedding packages that have been thoughtfully created to suit the tastes and budgets of individual clients. All wedding packages include an online slideshow, a password protected online gallery, and a USB drive with edited print-ready images. “I feel extremely privileged being a par t of your story and can’t wait to meet you to capture your own special moments in time.” 07432 609385 www.carolinesmythphotography.co.uk
BRECKENHILL
Breckenhill is a beautifully restored 18th century Georgian house and stone barn situated in Ballyclare, Co. Antrim. With a full marriage and enter tainment licence, Breckenhill is a popular alternative venue for weddings, par ties and teambuilding events. Intimate ceremonies can take place in the Drawing Room of the old house, whilst the beautiful stone barn seats over 100 people. A small marquee is available and a larger marquee can be hired for bigger weddings. Breckenhill can provide unique catering options including barbeques, hog roasts and ice cream vans! There are self-catering cottages just down the road and a number of hotels and B&Bs in the nearby area. Breckenhill and its surroundings are private, quiet and idyllic. 45 Breckenhill Road Doagh Ballyclare Co Antrim BT39 0TB
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BELFAST PARTY PARLOUR At our dance parties a choreographer will teach you and your friends an amazing routine that’ll have you tearing up the dance floor in no time. turn your special occasion into the ultimate dance party experience! Just chose a theme from the following: Pole, Burlesque, Zumba, Grease, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pussy Cat Dolls, Thriller, Cheer Leading, Dirty Dancing. We also give tips for perfect party makeup that will stay on as long as you stay up! www.belfastpartyparlour.com
EXCEPTIONAL BALLOONS Make your wedding day even more beautiful with artistic and original balloon designs by Exceptional Balloons. At the free pre-wedding consultation, clients can preview the vast range of colours and styles available, to ensure they get exactly what they want. Balloons are high impact, cost effective and, if they are done right, they add extra charm and sparkle to your wedding day. Exceptional Balloons offer a huge amount of innovative ways in which to decorate, and you are more than welcome to offer your own visions, too! www.exceptionalballoons.com info@exceptionalballoons.com 02894 473 729 / 07968 736 386
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FLORAL EARTH
At floralear th we love creating memorable floral designs and together with our extensive experience and distinctive style, we can ensure your celebration is a gorgeous occasion. Our strengths are service and creativity, and our skilled team of florists really understands that every detail counts. We listen carefully to your requirements to help you choose flowers which perfectly compliment the overall theme and feel of your day. Please come and visit us in our studio in Belfast, where we have a lovely showroom full of ideas to inspire! floralear th 7-9 Blythe Street Belfast 028 9066 6690 www.floralear th.co.uk
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BRONZE TANNING & BEAUTY
Bronze Tanning is owned by partners Joe McGlinchey and Gerry McBride. Joe and Gerry have been business partners for 5 years and civil partners for 2! Their 5th Bronze Tanning & Beauty Salon, which has just opened in Belfast, is kitted out with the most advanced equipment on the market. Pop in and try their brand new lie-down and stand-up sunbeds which feature high pressure facial and shoulder tanners for maximum results. Bronze Tanning specialises in spray tanning and provides flawless tans for many of Belfast’s models and entertainers. Also available: facials using PAYOT skincare, advanced waxing, HD brows, fat loss body wraps, massage and an extensive range of nail treatments including gels and acrylics. Proud sponsors of the NIFMA Fitness Modelling Competition. Open late every night. www.bronzesalons.com
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EMBER Located in the centre of Belfast, Ember Jewellery is coveted for its superb craftsmanship and outstanding designs which are created using traditional techniques. At Ember’s own Wedding Ring Studio, couples can create custom-made wedding rings, unique and personal to them. You will be guaranteed the best guidance and leave with beautifully crafted rings. Over 20 years’ experience Ring sizer posted to you if required Free delivery on all items First floor, 37 Queen Street, Belfast, BT1 6EA Feel free to call in and see how Ember’s handmade jewellery is carefully crafted. www.emberjewellery.moonfruit.com info@emberjewellery.com
IT’S COMPLICATED,
www.itscomplicatedsugar.com itscomplicatedsugar@live.com 07927 651254
SUGAR
It’s Complicated, Sugar is a Belfast-based bakery on a mission. We seek to provide clients with delicious bespoke cakes that are also a feast for the eyes. Whether it’s for a bir thday, special occasion or your wedding day, we take cake seriously. Our standards are high, ingredients top quality, and the finish exquisite. Check out our por tfolio and flavour options on Facebook. Email enquiries to itscomplicatedsugar@ live.com Quote GNIcomplicated for 10% discount www.itscomplicatedsugar.com www.facebook.com/complicatedsugar @complic8dsugar 07927651254
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AMYS PERSONALISED CANDLES We produce custom candles at affordable prices. Using your favourite image and/or text, we will make you your very own personalised candle. Our small candles are perfect as wedding favours - beautiful and original tokens that will enhance your guests’ day. We also make stunning wedding table decorations. Amy’s Personalised Candles offer a prewedding consultation during which we will discuss preferred pictures, colours and ribbons to match the theme of your big day. Our services extend to all events and special occasions. Just ask! 078 8128 9312 / 028 9147 8958 amyspersonalisedcandles@gmail.com
DIAMONDS BY KATE Diamonds by Kate is the new jewellery sourcing service by Kate Walker. With over 20 years of experience in the jewellery industry, Kate can help to take the stress out of choosing your wedding jewellery. Organise a relaxed, face-to-face meeting at a time and place of your choice, and Kate will then source the perfect jewellery for your perfect day. Engagement rings,wedding rings,diamond jewellery,gold and silver jewellery,bridesmaids jewellery,grooms jewellery,best man jewellery.
www.diamondsbykate.co.uk 07462 960 953
Easy, affordable, and enjoyable. Kate Walker 074 6269 0953 kate@diamondsbykate.co.uk
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FLUID VOODOO
Based in Derry/Londonderry, we are the North West’s premier bartending flair exhibition service and events team. We provide a top quality, entertaining drinks service, as well as training for bartenders in a relaxed and easy-going setting. We aim to raise the standard of bartending, introducing our students to new ingredients, methods and bartending styles including, but not limited to, flair and mixology. Our events team specialises in creating unique cocktails and serving them in professional and entertaining ways. Our portable bar stations can be set up in a short space of time and at any location, and our delicious drinks are created especially for your event. Add a dash of charisma to your evening! 075 4027 6659 barmonki@live.co.uk www.fluid-voodoo.co.uk
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Who? Originally from N. Ireland, Conleth has carved out a successful career in London both on stage and on screen. Follow Conleth on Twitter: @ ConlethKane
CONLETH RECOMMENDS My Movie of the Month: BRIDEGROOM Last year I watched the YouTube video ‘It Could Happen To You’, created by a young gay American man called Shane Bitney Crone. It shows how he lost the love of his life, Tom Bridegroom, and due to not being ‘family’, Shane was banned from attending the funeral by Tom’s family. The YouTube video went viral in a matter of days,
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I’m currently loving: BRITNEY JEAN Britney Spears (RCA) The Pop Diva recently released her 8th studio album ‘Britney Jean’. The album opens with a great mid-
tempo track ‘Alien’ produced by ‘Ray of Light’ maestro ‘William Orbit’. Dance floor anthems include ‘Work Bitch’ and ‘Till It’s Gone’ and her vulnerable vocals can be heard on the ballad ‘Perfume’. ‘Brightest Morning Star’ and
“I’ve never smiled so much watching a film, nor have I cried so much either.” ‘Now That I Found You’ are standout tracks! Go see: WILLIAM CAULFIELD - The Them and Me Tour (Grand Opera House March 2nd) My dear friend William
Caulfield (best known for his BBC NI Series ‘Our William’) is back with his new show! I called him to chat about it: “It’s a mix of stand up and sketches. The first half is me telling jokes and taking my own look our lives. It’s very diverse - there’s something for everyone. This year I thought it would be good fun to get a member of the audience to join me in a sketch!” Go see it and tweet me your thoughts! Sounds like great fun!
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PARTNERS In every issue we introduce you to a loved up couple who tell us what makes their relationship great. Meet Kelly and Kiss!
Kelly and Kiss, both from Belfast, live together in Lisburn with their two little boys (Egyptian Sphinx cats). The couple met when Kiss gave Kelly a tattoo. They were instantly attracted to one another and decided to see each other again… that was 3 years ago! Kiss and Kelly had their civil par tnership ceremony in May 2011. Their reception was held in Union Street bar in Belfast. As best friends, they do everything together and always have fun. Kiss: I once asked Kelly could I paint her and put her above the fireplace… she asked how long it would take as she didn’t know how long she could
stand up on the fireplace! Kelly: We were in LA at an LGBT event. Kiss was chatting with an older lady and asked ‘are you staying here tonight or are you here for the event?’
“The couple met when Kiss gave Kelly a tattoo.” The lady looked shocked and left. A gentleman then star ted talking to Kiss, she asked him the same question and he laughed - apparently that’s the line the high end hookers use when looking for a ‘client’!
GNIDATING It’s 2014 and as usual I’ve spent Christmas indulging in my favourite romantic comedy ‘The Holiday’. After watching a romantic comedy you’re filled with delusion you think for one moment that you too might get a knock on the door and Jude Law will sweep off your feet… get a grip! Consider me your reality anchor; the only way you’re going to get instantaneously swept off your feet is if you hang around outside the Alber t Clock after 12pm and chances are it isn’t Jude Law pulling up in that family estate. It’s time to put down that Cookie Dough ice cream and stop perpetually grumbling to your fag hag…’when am I going to meet Mr Right, why can’t life be like the movies?’ Your fag hag is like your Mum - she tells you what you want to hear “Babe there’s
someone made for everyone.” Awh, bless. Face the facts: when the universe exploded it cooled sufficiently enough to allow energy to be conver ted into various subatomic par ticles including protons, neutrons, and electrons. It DID NOT at any point make someone for everyone. Your
“Your Fag Hag is a LIAR.” Fag Hag is a liar. Let me share some tips that will help pull your head out of the clouds and hopefully land you with the man of your dreams… or rather the man you settled for because life isn’t a movie. The three Bes: 1. Be Realistic. Love isn’t 100 % perfect. Sometimes
you need to think ‘this guy has most of what I need and over time I could learn to love those little imperfections.’ Perfection is fake and imperfections are real. 2. Be Yourself. There’s nothing worse than the date that fakes a persona. Why do we fluff up our personalities with something we think is appealing? It’s like ‘fake’ is on-trend. If someone doesn’t like you for who you are then stay single and keep trying. 3. Be Humble. Being humble is about recognizing that you don’t have all the answers, that you’re not the most talented, sor ted or sane individual out there. Showing that you have some faults and being honest about it is appealing. Leave your ego at home. Good luck, day dream believers. You’ll need it!
GNICOMINGOUT In June 2004, I went home to Co. Cork to come out. I was twenty five years old. I had told a lesbian friend that I would come out to my parents at the same age she was. That gave me a deadline. My time was up. I was living in Edinburgh at the time and I stopped off in Dublin to visit a lesbian friend for some moral suppor t. I bought a book that I could leave with my parents afterwards. I was terrified. I don’t know what I was afraid of. This was it though and there was no backing out. I went grocery shopping with my mother and when we came back I made us a cup of coffee. We sat down. “I’ve something to tell you Mam, I’m gay”. I told my dad later that same day. They were both fine. They were shocked but the world didn’t end. After telling my mother I went outside and sent a text to a
friend in Scotland. All it said was “I did it”. She told me later that year that she read that same text just before coming out to her mother. I brought my boyfriend home that Christmas. This year
“Coming out felt like taking the first step to living my own life. we had our tenth Christmas together. We spent it with my family and then went to visit his in England. I had been out to myself since the end of Uni in 1999 when I was twenty. Exams were over and there was nothing to busy myself with. Friends had
moved on and there was no one to hide from anymore. I first admitted to myself that I was gay after watching the movie ‘Get Real’ on my own. I cried. It felt like I had finally stopped walking away from myself, hoping that the reality of me wouldn’t catch up. I don’t know why. I’ve never experienced any homophobic abuse but no one in my secondary school was out. I remember being afraid that I might be gay all through school. I was forever checking myself for tell-tale signs just in case someone might think I was different. After coming out to myself I came out to all my close friends and socially it wasn’t a secret. But I didn’t go home much. I distanced myself from my family. When I came out to my parents it felt like I could finally star t to live. Up until that point I felt I was still a child. Coming out felt like
taking the first big step to living my own life. I have come to realise too that coming out never ends. Any time I star t a new course or a new job, I’m always aware of not being out at first and how awkward it feels. I’m always aware of the moment when I mention ‘boyfriend’. I’m coming to realise that the closet isn’t just about sexuality. We can be in the closet about any aspect of our lives. Coming out about our sexuality is only one par t of the story. Now, almost ten years on from first coming out to my parents, I know guys my own age and older who aren’t out and I wonder “how can you bear it? Live your life”.
SERIOUSLY THO Colin Flinn, Hon. Secretary of Belfast based Out & About (NI) walking club writes...
We are a rather unique group which walks every other week, has occasional nights out and weekend trips for the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered (LGBT) community and their friends. Over the past 12 years, we have provided an extra dimension to the lives of those who enjoy the outdoor life. Every September our committee sits down to plan the following year’s programme. In doing so, they have to bear in mind the range of fitness and abilities of our walkers. We take into consideration the success of past walks, daylight hours and the seasons; the shorter walks are during the late autumn and winter, suiting those who don’t want to sweat it out on the hills, but prefer an easier pace. New walks are added every year. Our walks are graded easy,
moderate or challenging. The spring and summer walks are on higher ground, especially in the Mournes which are so accessible to our base in Belfast, in the Sperrins and from time to
“There are always new people joining us, some from overseas, some on holiday.” time in the Cooleys above delightful Carlingford. In the past we have had weekend trips to Scotland, Donegal and Rathlin Island. One weekend on Rathlin
GNICOLIN FLINN was curtailed by forecasts of high winds over one of the potentially roughest crossings in the Irish Sea so we had to leave a little bit earlier than planned! The weekends don’t appear on the programme, but grow out of a burning desire to visit somewhere new, well away from our usual trodden paths, with a heady mixture of walking and socialising. By the end of the weekend, members feel regret at having to part company. Just in case your readers think this is all sweat and no rest, it certainly is not! We go out for the whole day taking food in our rucksacks for the lunch break with plenty of time to enjoy the craic; when the walk is over, we will have already identified a pub to visit for drinks and sometimes a snack before returning home. I call these our
“clubhouses”, places to chat, relax, renew acquaintances and make new friends. There are always new people joining us, some from overseas, some on holiday visiting their families here. Long term friends and even relationships have developed out of people waking with us. Four times a year, our southern counterpart club, Out&About (Ireland), based in Dublin joins us for walks in the Mournes and the Cooleys. There could be up to 40 people on the mountains. We also do our thing for Pride with an easy walk along the Lagan Valley or on Cave Hill. On these occasions lunch is a picnic; I should mention that there are often surprises, such as cookies and cakes suddenly appearing out of people’s bags to share among the company. Then there are the regular
dinners, three planned for this year, Autumn, Winter and Spring/ Summer: very informal with no speeches followed by a drinks in a...
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city pub. We try not to be too serious about ourselves. We all had to Come Out at some time, and this is a great and very safe way to start that journey often fraught with difficulty. No photos appear on our website but as our Facebook Page has closed membership, it’s safe to appear there; when taking photos, we check if someone does not want to be in it so they very often take the photos. We are also members of the Ulster Federation of Rambling Clubs. www.outnabout-ni.org.uk For further information, contact Colin Flinn at colinflinn@hotmail.co.uk
Interior designer Lee Austin returns from Maison et Objet in Paris and tells us all about it...
So, I’ve just rocked off the plane carrying what feels like four and a half tons of fabric samples, furniture catalogues and interior style guides, showcasing and promoting what we can expect from 2014’s world of interior design. ‘Maison et Objet’ in Paris is one of the leading interior design fairs attracting attention from all corners of the globe. After walking around and investigating what Europe and beyond is about to offer us, I thought I’d take this oppor tunity to give you a heads up…. Coral, coral and more coral! It’s everywhere. This warm, rich colour paired with soft sea greens and smoky blues is absolutely going to be spring and summer’s must-have palette for the home. Whether your style is smar t, sophisticated and elegant or you prefer more casual industrial, shabby and distressed finishes, this
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mixture of colours and tones will create an up-to-theminute, contemporary feel that’s restful and exciting at the same time. Expect to find lots of coarse linens and smooth
“This warm, rich colour is absolutely going to be spring and summer’s must-have.” cotton velvets creating a juxtaposition between absolute pure urban luxury and comfy informal country chic. Mix with a combination of raw timbers and polished metal accents to complete the look.
The trip to Donnelly Motors, albeit on a bleak wet morning, couldn’t have been a better or more enjoyable experience. This time Michael had a real treat in store...
We were, as promised, going to take a trip out in the latest limited edition Fiat 500 Colour Therapy. What a smar t little beauty this was, and what an experience we were in for! Although the look was familiar there was something very different – a little more panache maybe? The car comes in a range of exhilarating colours from vibrant blue to a delicious cappuccino, with white door mirrors, ariel, and wheel covers to contrast. Inside awaits with a striking colour coded dash and more white which sets the tone of this stylish little beauty. The driving experience was not disappointing either. Comfor table and smooth with a nippy 1100cc engine to
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With standard equipment such as the radio/CD/mp3 player, air conditioning, star t/ stop mode, and seven airbags
“Comfortable and smooth with a nippy 1100cc engine” all included as well as all the safety designs and equipment that you would expect. The Fiat 500 Colour Therapy is definitely a car to think about taking a test drive in. Go on, what are you waiting for?
KEEP YOUR MOTOR RUNNING Isaac Agnews Autoexchange on Ladas Drive in Belfast is the largest and most trusted SEAT dealer in Northern Ireland. Agnew Autoexchange 45-59 Ladas Drive Belfast BT6 9FR Co. Antrim 028 9007 0026
With over 30 years’ experience and dedicated teams of staff, Agnews Autoexchange can promise to deliver the highest quality services at the lowest possible prices. Agnews Autoexchange has one of the biggest and best priced stock of approved used SEAT cars in the UK; a wide variety of other makes of quality pre-owned cars; and amazing offers on SEAT’s new car brands. They are currently showcasing the stunning Seat Ibiza – drop in and take this magnificent car for a spin! Agnews Autoexchange delivers unparalleled commitment to customer satisfaction, and brilliant services and offers including a 1-year guarantee on all work carried out, a hassle free MOT service, reminders when your next service is due, and
fixed priced servicing. All Agnew Group vehicle qualified technicians have completed many years of continuous specialist training.
“Over 30 years’ experience and dedicated teams of staff.” During each working day they exercise their genuine desire to carry out work to the highest possible standard, whilst striving to keep people informed at all stages of every process.
NEW LOOK GNI chatted to Pat Kent from Forbidden Fruit to hear about the promotions company’s new developments…
Titanic Bar and Nightclub Yard 401 (2-14 Little Donegall Street) are currently undergoing a major revival comprising of 4 phases which will be completed by July, in time for Pride 2014. Titanic Bar and Nightclub 401 are under the umbrella of Forbidden Fruit, which has a talented team of DJs,
“Pat has major plans for Forbidden Fruit.” performers and tech-savvy individuals. Their hugely popular DJs include Kenny Kane, Emma Buchannan, Gerry McGreavy, and Gareth Woods. Now that the much loved Baroness Titti Von Tramp is off on her travels, Priscilla Lafayette, Cherrie Ontop, Annika Graham and
Zsa Zsa Galore will take over hosting and performing duties. Sanjoy Audhikari is their graphic designer and photographer, and Harry O’Lorcain is in charge of social media. Pat has major plans for Forbidden Fruit and is delighted to witness the expansion of Belfast’s Gay Village. Forbidden Fruit Events: Candy Crush SaturGays Buff (guys only) - last Friday of the month Mademoiselle (girls only) - 1st Friday of the month Candy Queens Cabaret - 1st Sunday of the month ‘Beyond’ late nighter - 3rd Saturday of the month In the next issue of GNI you’ll find full details of the new look Swagger (Forbidden Fruit’s flagship independent night), and 2 other exciting developments will be revealed.
Green with envy? You’re about to turn greener… As we’ve already covered smartphones and smart TVs, we decided it was time to have a look at smartwatches and shimmy into 2014 in style… well, with stylish wrists at least. Smartwatches are designed to work in tune with your smartphone, sending alerts, updates, and sometimes even full text messages and emails from your mobile straight to your wrist. So, your smartwatch effectively becomes your right hand man… ROFL. Here’s our top 3:
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Samsung Galaxy Gear, £299 Pros: great looking display, camera that can shoot video for up to 10 minutes, has a ‘find my phone’ function. Cons: expensive, smar tphone dependent, bulky charger.
Pebble Steel, $249 (UK price not yet finalised) Pros: intuitive app store, great functionality, beautiful finish. Cons: expensive, incompatible with standard watchbands, 8 app limit.
Sony Smar tWatch 2, approx. £150 Pros: good range of apps, very attractive design, time visible when watch is asleep. Cons: difficult to setup, no speaker mic or camera.
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Animals that stick with one par tner for life include swans, penguins, wolves, gibbons, mountain lions, eagles, foxes, termites and cockroaches!
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Butterflies in the stomach are caused by a stress response following a sharp increase in adrenaline. Cuddles trigger the same neurological reaction that occurs when we take painkillers, so wrap your arms around someone before reaching for the aspirin!
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Daniel Frederick Bakeman and Susan Bakeman of New York were married in 1772. Their marriage lasted a whopping 91 years and 12 days – the longest ever recorded.
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Eye contact. When two people in love stare into one another’s eyes their hear tbeats sync up!
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Falling in love produces the same bodily reactions as a cocaine high: euphoria, sleeplessness and obsession.
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Galapagos Tor toises mate according to the length of their necks. Two males compete for a par tner by comparing necks, after which the shor ter necked tor toise usually accepts defeat and leaves.
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Hypopituitarism is a rare condition that prevents people from feeling the joy of love. Sadface.
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Internet dating is HUGE. According to statistics, 1 in 5 relationships in the UK began online, and more than 9 million people in the UK are registered with a dating site.
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Jeju island in South Korea is home to ‘Love Land’, an outdoor sculpture park described as “a place where love orientated ar t and eroticism meet”.
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Kissing increases saliva production, boosts the immune system and is good for our mental health. Pucker up!
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Las Vegas – every year approximately 100,000 people get married in Vegas.
Monogamy. An estimated 90% of all bird species are monogamous.
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a ninety-nine year old man divorced his wife of 77 years in 2011 after finding out she had an affair in the 1940s.
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Oldest known love song: written 4,000 years ago.
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Psychological responses to love are the same as psychological responses to deep fear: increased hear tbeat, pupil dilation and sweaty palms.
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Queen Latifah officiated the group wedding of over 30 couples, both gay and straight, during the Grammys this year.
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Romance is not dead. In fact, there are four unincorporated communities in the U.S called ‘Romance’.
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Serotonin levels drop slightly when we fall in love. Decreased serotonin levels are typical in people with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. This may explain why you feel obsessed with a cer tain someone.
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Titania, the fairy queen in Shakespeare’s ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’, falls in love with the ass-headed Bottom after a love potion is administered into her eyes while she sleeps. Look out, sleepyheads.
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‘Uxorious’ means ‘having or showing a great or excessive fondness for one’s wife’.
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Venus is the Roman goddess of love, beauty, sex, fer tility and prosperity. You may recognise her as the woman standing on a clamshell.
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Wayne Allwine, the voice of Mickey Mouse, married Russi Taylor, the voice of Minnie Mouse.
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XXX. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the first time XXX was used to mean kisses was at the end of a letter in 1901.
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Ylang Ylang is considered one of the most powerful aphrodisiacs and it is known to increase libido and attraction between lovers.
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Zeus, god of sky and thunder in Greek mythology, was a bit of a naughty boy. He was married 4 times and had around 7 lovers.
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Jordan & Diona’s Top Tips for Treating Your Guy
It’s the 21st century and Valentines Day isn’t just about the ladies. It’s time to treat our men and treat em’ good. Here’s a guide to treating the hunk of beef in your life to a Valentine’s Day they’ll never forget: 1. Homemade aftershavefind all the things you like the smell of and add some boiling water, stick it in a RiverRock bottle and Boom! Your man smells like a delicious nutella, fairy liquid apple pie. 2. Rose petals, shmose petals. Rip the grass up out of your garden and sprinkle it all the way up the stairs to destination Heaven! Then lie on the bed with a few docking leaves covering all the
essentials to retain an air of mystery - for now! 3. Home-made card! Get a few of your man’s favourite pictures from Facebook, like him throwing up on himself at the staff do, his dodgy haircut at Uni and his mum bathing him in the sink when he was two. Then make a collage and stick them onto the front of his favourite cereal box. How romantic! 4. If you fancy heading out, avoid the bars. They’re always packed with smelly single people. How about you and your man take a trip down memory lane. Bring him to the place where you first met and then star t a fight because you remember that
he wasn’t actually there to meet up with you that night but rather your slimmer, more outgoing mate. He’s on the sofa tonight! 5. Finally, if he manages to make up for the domestic, a night of passion might be the cherry on top. How about a self-recorded mixed CD to create a romantic atmosphere. Okay, sure you haven’t taken a singing lesson in your life and Simon told you he’d rather watch kittens drown than listen to you singing that time you auditioned for X Factor, but YOU know your man has always loved your voice, despite his teasing. Bless!
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GEMMA HUTTON RANTS
GNICOMEDY January is always an odd month, but a great one for me. I love sitting back and watching people listing their New Year’s resolutions on FB: “I’m putting it out there so I HAVE to stick to this... I’m star ting the gym and making a new me.” Cue 38 comments of motivation and pride..... Cue 2, maybe 3 weeks of #gym #earlymorningswim #yummysalads. And then all of a sudden.....silence. There are only funny pictures shared, but no status. Then you see it: “f*ck it I’m still me and I want a kebab.” I gave up on New Year’s resolutions years ago as I have the willpower of a fat kid in a chocolate shop....literally. KFC is my crack cocaine and I don’t even deny it anymore. Apar t from hosting the Kaz Hawkins show for the Nashville Festival, my first major gig this year is ‘Stand up For Choice.’ I have the honour of MCing top
comedians such as Robin Ince, Bridget Christie, Mark Thomas and Josie Long. The reason for the gig is to highlight and suppor t the rights of women who are pro-choice for abor tion. It’s something I feel strongly
“I just had to spellcheck the word political I know so little about it.” about and am happy to put my name to. The only thing I’m concerned about is the fact that the rest of the comedians are regulars on TV panel shows and radio, and are very outspoken about their political views… I just had to spellcheck the word political I know so little
about it. I’ve tried reading the newspaper and looking at online blogs and forums but it’s no use. If they’re meeting at Stormont.... I think... oh I loved the Stormont Hotel... food was amazing... and I end up booking Sunday carvery and popping out for some munchies. That’s how my brain works when it comes to politics. So, as a modern woman fighting for female equality, I choose to wear a low cut top and have a preperformance vodka. Because as with all true Nor thern Irish people, when I have drink in me I suddenly know how to fix Stormont, and indeed the country!
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WHAT’S ON? Welcome to our essential guide to what’s happening on the scene in Belfast and Dublin. Here you’ll find daily listings of events taking place in the best bars and clubs and a handy map to help you locate them. We’ve also included details about some of the hottest monthly and special nights. Keep an eye on our online What’s On Guide on www.gnimag.com for up-to-date information. Remember to look out for our photographers who will be lurking around at various scene events ready to take your picture. Have fun and do try to be good.
Monday Union Street (Belfast) - The Trudy Show El Divino (Belfast) – Swagger (Forbidden Fruit) John Hewitt (Belfast) - Open Mic Night Central Bar (Strabane) - BOGOF Tuesday Kremlin (Belfast) - Klub 180, all drinks £1.80 all night Union Street (Belfast) – Grannie’s Fun Factory 9pm Sunflower (Belfast) – Open Mic Night 7pm John Hewitt (Belfast) - Brogue, Traditional Irish music Central Bar (Strabane) – Final Countdown
Wednesday Union Street (Belfast) - Tina’s Stop the Clock The Shoe Factory (Belfast) - SLOSH John Hewitt (Belfast) - Charity nights Central Bar (Strabane) - Big Gay Wednesday Thursday Kremlin (Belfast) – Deuce £2 entry £2 drinks Union Street (Belfast) - Okie Dokie Karaoke hosted by Trudy Scrumptious and Robert Brown Maverick (Belfast) – PORTIA PRESENTS…
variety, cabaret and high jinks with Lady Portia Di’ Monte from 9.30pm Sunflower (Belfast) – Folk Club 7pm John Hewitt (Belfast) – Sweet Trev & the BlueNotes Central Bar (Strabane) – Thirsty Thursday
Groovebound from 8pm Sunflower (Belfast) – Traditional Session 7pm John Hewitt (Belfast) - Month of Sundays Local Talent Central Bar (Strabane) – Spiritual Sunday
Friday Kremlin (Belfast) - Weekly theme nights Union Street (Belfast) - An evening with Glitzy Glamour Maverick (Belfast) – WINE CLUB Half price bottles of selected wine from 4pm-7pm! VAGABOND with DJ Marion Hawkes from 9pm Sunflower (Belfast) – Traditional Session 9pm John Hewitt (Belfast) - Panama Jazz Band Central Bar (Strabane) – Friday Mash Up with DJ Ola
Regular Monthlys
Saturday Kremlin (Belfast) – Revolution 9pm Union Street (Belfast) - Tina’s Trannyoke 5pm-8pm, Grannie’s Time Tunnel 9pm-late Maverick (Belfast) – Party vibes from 9pm courtesy of DJ Sean McCann Sunflower (Belfast) – Appalachian Session 8pm John Hewitt (Belfast) - Early sessions Yard 401 Club and Titanic Bar (Belfast) – Candy Crush Saturgays Central Bar (Strabane) – Saturday Beats with DJ Ricardo Sunday Kremlin (Belfast) - Industry 10pm, free entry Union Street (Belfast) - The Sunday Bingo Show 8.45pm Maverick (Belfast) – Live acoustic session from 6pm-8pm, Sunday grooves by
BUBU @ The Shoe Factory - 1st Friday of the month (men only) Cherry @ The Shoe Factory - Last Friday of the month (women only) The White Mansions @ The Sunflower – 1st Friday of the month Pub Quiz @ The Sunflower – 1st Tuesday of the month MOTN @ Queen’s Café Bar - Last Friday of the month The Twi Lite Club @ Queens Café Bar – last Saturday of the month (women only) Buff @ Yard 401 – last Friday of the month (men only) Mademoiselle @ Yard 401 – 1st Friday of the month (women only) ‘Beyond’ Late Nighter @ Yard 401 – 1st Sunday of the month Candy Queens Cabaret @ Titanic Bar Hooker @ John Hewitt – 1st Friday of the month Passion @ Bellinis (Newry) 1st Saturday of the month Specials Free Spanish Classes @ The Sunflower: Mondays 6.30 – 7.30 pm (contact Sunflower on 028 9023 2474) 7th February @ Kremlin: Onesie Party 22nd February @ Kremlin: Samantha Mumba
Dublin Monday The George: Win, Lose or Drag The Dragon: Dolly Does Dragon Pantibar: Pints and Chats Tuesday The George: Bassline The Front Lounge: Davina’s Casting Couch Pantibar: Pints and Chats Wednesday The Dragon: Student Night The George: Space N Veda Pantibar: Pints and Chats Thursday The Dragon: PrHomo The George: Thursty Thursdays The Front Lounge: 2 for 1 Cocktails Pantibar: Joystick DJ Dr Beat
Friday The Dragon: Plastic The George: Glitter Bomb Pantibar: DJ Steobear Saturday The Dragon: Dragged Up & Queen The George: SaturGays & Beauty Spot Karaoke Pantibar: The Panti Show 10pm Copper Alley: Mother Sunday The George: Bingo with Shirley Templebar Pantibar: Popcorn – Panti’s Tea Dance from 3pm Specials 22nd February @ The Dragon: DJ Pagano 1st March @ The Dragon: Carmen Carrera performs at The Dragon
ON THE BELFAST MAP
ON THE DUBLIN MAP
(1) Kremlin – 96 Donegall Street (2) Union Street – 8-14 Union Street (3) Shoe Factory – Union Street (4) Maverick – 1 Union Street (5) Sunflower – 65 Union Street (6) Queens Café Bar – 4 Queens Arcade (7) Yard 401 + Titanic Bar – 2-14 Little Donegall Street (8) El Divino – May Meadows (9) John Hewitt – 51 Donegall Street
(1) The Dragon – 64 South Great Georges Street (2) The George – 89 South Great Georges Street (3) Front Lounge – 33 Parliament Street (4) Pantibar – 8 Capel Street (5) Copper Alley – Exchange Street