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WHO MADE IT HAPPEN? Publisher: Lamb Promotions Ltd Published: Bi-Monthly Editor: Tony Day Sales Director: Fred Scott Creative: Tony Craig Fashion: Tony Webster (Bigbad Llama) Research/Writing: Beth Evans Creative: Lauren Clarke Sales: Eamann McManais Music: Lauren Clarke Agony: Trudy Scrumptious Legal: Edwards & Co News in Briefs: Beth Evans Seriously Tho: Paul HaganRea Homes Interiors: Lee Austin Homes Property: Lough and Quay Comedy: Gemma Hutton Comedy: Jordan and Diona Dating: Greg Travel: Steven Grattan Design: www.colourandco.de Special thanks to: Andrew Muir, Johnny McDaid, Glitzy

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EDITORS LETTER What a summer - we actually had some sun! GNI mag visited a few Pride festivals over the summer and much fun was had. At Belfast Pride this year we launched our search for our cover model, almost 20,000 votes were cast and the contest was victoriously won by the gorgeous Jody Rogerson.

Tony Webster of Big Bad Llama organized the shoot which resulted in the stunning pic on our cover and the pictures on the feature inside this issue.

In this issue you’ll also find some pix from our nights out at the Kremlin with our ferociously hot models, and from the Cast First Model Academy end of season par ty. All these pix and more are available on our Facebook – go and see if your gub is amongst them. Tag and share people!

Read the interviews with Andrew Muir, Johnny McDaid and Glitzy Glamour.

Seriously Tho in this issue was penned by Paul Hagan-Rea and focuses on Political Asylum. Steven Grattan returns in this issue and gives us a must read travel guide to Bangkok.

Our Civil Par tnership Suppliers feature in this issue is extensive, so if getting hitched is on the horizon for you then you gotta have a look at it. We will also be there to meet and great all you loved up couples at the up-coming GBN (Gay Business Network) Wedding Extravaganza Show.

You’ll still be enter tained in this issue by our regulars; sharp tongued Kitsch Bitch is here to answer your problems, Gemma Hutton keeps you up to date on her life, Jordan and Diona give us some funny travel tips, Greg shares a nightmare date experience with us and Lee Austin gives us some advice on creating the perfect Bathroom.

Anyhows, I’ll not bleather on any fur ther. Get tore in….

Tony

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CONTENTS

Regulars News in Briefs Scene Out Kitsch Bitch Seriously Tho A-Z of Scary Things Jordan and Diona Gemma Hutton

Travel p8 p9 p14 p76 p88 p92 p94

Weekend in Newry One Night in Bankok

Talk To Us p61 p62

Andrew Muir Johnny McDaid Glitzy Glamour

p32 p34 p38

Lifestyle Marriage Equality Man Up

Homes p80 p83

Look Fashion Spice Up Your Skin Get the Wet Look In the Pipeline

Sell Your Home Splish Splash

Guides p66 p69

Locals p20 p29 p30 p42

Coverstar Dating Par tners Jobs for the Boys Coming Out

Civil Par tnership What’s On

p49 p96

Technology p16 p46 p48 p70 p72

Creepy Apps Tomorrows World Envy

p 85 p87 p90

A brief look at nothing but the most important stories to emerge since our last issue...

GNINEWS

NEWS IN BRIEFS Channel 4 gets frisky

Wrecking it all?

Channel 4 takes reality TV even fur ther beyond the line of appropriateness with new live show ‘Sex Box’.

Couples will get it on in a soundproofed box in the middle of the studio. When the act is over they will be interviewed by a panel of ‘sexper ts’. People don’t want to be interviewed after doing the deed – they want a good spooning session or an emergency evacuation plan.

Thanks to Miley, Grand Valley State University in Michigan has been ‘forced’ to remove a pendulum-like statue from its campus. The decision was made after half-clothed students repeatedly mounted

Wily Miley Miley’s big naked music video.

You either love it, hate it, or don’t give a flying wrecking ball about it. One thing’s for sure; you’ve all seen it, which means you’ve seen it all, including her entire tongue.

Billy Ray must be crying into his cowboy boots.

“Half clothed students repeatedly mounted the moving ball.” the moving ball, posting videos of their tongue-incheek performances online.

GTA Fly Since its release on 17/09/2013, GTA 5 sales have soared.

Now you can soar too – across the Los Santos skies.

Cheat codes are online.

SCENE OUT...

We went along to the Kremlin Beach Par ty for some talent spotting - inflatables at the ready!

GNI popped along to Anthony Miller’s leaving do with the guys and girls from Cast 1st Model Academy.

Send us your questions on twitter @GNImag

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She publicly battled it out against 32 competitors and fought fiercely for weeks to become number 1, while making damn well sure the others didn’t stand a chance… Read this EXCLUSIVE interview with the winner of GNI’s cover star competition 2013. Yes, it’s time we all met Jody…

Where are you from and where did you grow up?

I’m from Por tadown and I grew up in Tandragee, land of the Tayto factory.

If you cut a sandwich in half, do you have two sandwiches?

No. Put into words, if you can, the immense privilege, pride and honour you felt when you were crowned our next cover star.

It was like nothing I’ve ever experienced.

It was truly humbling… And I was really chuffed with the flowers, even though they were from Sainsbury’s and I work for Tesco…. (our bad) You ran an impressive campaign. Tell us how you did it.

The Tesco I work in has about 500 staff and they put posters up in the staffroom.

Everyone Facebooked their friends and reposted on their walls. I emailed people, texted my aunties in England and got everyone I know and their kids to vote!

You saw off some determined competitors.

Do you have anything to say to them?

Conor Dooley is a very admirable, goodhumoured guy – fair play to him. Anthony Cooley fought really hard… sorry Anthony!

Have you always wanted to be a model?

I’ve always considered it. I did a photo shoot with a random guy I met at Pride once… I had an 8ft python round my neck!

Describe your personal style.

Eclectic, alternative and feminine. Mostly black – a gothic spin on what’s considered the norm…. Like a depressed Dolly Par ton! I love corsets, and Wonderbras are a girl’s best friend!

“I did a photo shoot with a random guy I met at Pride once…

I had an 8ft python round my neck!”

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As our winner you’re a bit of a super human already, but we’ve decided to go further and grant you a superpower of your choice.

What will it be?

Telepathy – I’d know what all those bitches are thinking when they’re being nice to my face!

Biggest fear?

A womanless world.

Biggest crush?

I have a girlfriend so, my girlfriend. But Dolly Par ton is a close second.

Favourite holiday destination?

Disneyworld, Florida. I’m obsessed with Little Mermaid.

Which song would be the soundtrack to your life?

“People are scared of what they don’t know and I think she educated a lot of people, making it easier for the rest of us.”

Someone’s Watching Over Me by Hilary Duff.

Who inspires you most?

Ellen DeGeneres. She was the first famous women I can remember who came out really publicly. People are scared of what they don’t know and I think she educated a lot of people, making it easier for the rest of us.

What are your plans for the future?

I sing a lot – mostly country and western. I’d like to try and get my singing going, maybe doing pubs and clubs at weekends.

Will you take part next year?

I don’t know if my girlfriend will allow it because of what she had to listen to this year!

If she’s not looking I’ll totally go for it!

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With winter round the corner life’s dull enough, but your skin doesn’t have to be! Follow these 4 quick tips to brighten up your complexion.

Exfoliate Exfoliating removes the dead skin cells that can dull your natural glow. Exfoliating creams and cleansers work well to combat dullness, as do rough facecloths. Exfoliate no more than twice a week.

Vitamin C Vitamin C is a brightening agent which can also help to fight signs of aging. Apply Vitamin C oil to the face daily to help maintain a healthy, glowing complexion.

Washing Washing too much dries out your skin giving it a dull look.

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“Life’s dull enough, but your skin doesn’t have to be!”

Moisturise Moisturising twice a day is good for your skin. The best times to moisturise are after your morning rinse and before bed.

You wear it everyday so you might as well get it right. GNI talks us through hair...

Go grunge this autumn/winter with trendy, sexy wet-look locks. This style applies to both boys and girls. It’s a dangerously cool look so let’s hope you’ve got what it takes to pull it off! Wet-look hair can be tricky to get right – you can run the risk of looking like you haven’t washed since March. Follow these simple tips to avoid a hair nightmare: Women Apply some wet-look gel spray to your roots - use it sparingly to avoid overdoing it. Brush the gel straight back for a super sleek finish. Gently tease the hair at the roots using a comb to create a softer look. Perfect shor t hair style!

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“It’s a dangerously cool look so let’s hope you’ve got what it takes to pull it off.”

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BREAKING THE MOULD, NI's FIRST OPENLY GAY MAYOR

GNITALKS TO...

Andrew Muir, Chairperson of the Alliance Party, broke the mould as the first openly gay councillor. He became a councillor in 2010 and was installed as Mayor of North Down in June 2013.

Have you always been interested in politics?

Yes. As a child I delivered leaflets for the Alliance Par ty. I canvassed as a teenager and watched current affairs programmes. Politics can be a force for change, reaching out to people forced to the edge of society by prejudicial attitudes.

Do you think people in Northern Ireland are accepting of all sexualities?

Yes, in a recent survey only 11% of people questioned stated they would feel uncomfor table if their MP was lesbian or gay.* We must address disconnect between public attitudes and political representation.

“Only 11% of people ques*Nor thern Ireland Life and Times Survey, 2012 tioned stated Are you concerned that Northern Ireland will be left behind when it comes they would to marriage equality?

Equal Marriage will come but without feel uncom- removal of the veto mechanism at the Assembly it will unfor tunately be left with the cour ts to deliver progress in 10 fortable if -15 years. Lack of progress on this issue their MP was cannot be divorced from wider lack of progress at Stormont on issues deemed too difficult. We must revitalise democracy lesbian or by encouraging greater engagement. “Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts gay.”

to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends for th a tiny ripple of hope, and those ripples build a current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.” – Bobby Kennedy. We owe it to the many young people who look beyond Nor thern Ireland for a brighter future to take action and send out ripples of hope so that everyone feels welcome in an equal society which promotes love, understanding and compassion.

Lastly, is that bling you’re wearing heavy?

It’s actually very light, easy to maintain and comes with a strong extensive history.

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JOHNNY MC DAID

GNITALKS TO...

On 8th July, The Pushkin Trust launched ‘Voices – 25 years of the Pushkin Trust in Ireland’ in The Verbal Ar ts Centre in Derry/Londonderry. The Pushkin Trust, which was founded in 1987 by the Duchess of Abercorn, star ted as a creative writing competition for children all over Ireland.

Derry-born Snow Patrol member, songwriter and musician, Johnny McDaid, won the first Pushkin Trust Prize in 1988 for his story ‘A Symbol of Hope’. GNI was thrilled to be invited along to have a chat with Johnny about the lessons he learnt from his involvement in the Pushkin project, his roots, his career in music… and Foy Vance.

Did The Pushkin Trust help you to realise your potential at an early age?

The Pushkin Trust gave me a sense of self and our sense of selves is who we are, why we are, and why we exist. Pushkin Trust was instrumental in allowing me to realise that I could do something creative for a living.

How important is it to support the creative arts in Northern Ireland and ROI? I’m very passionate about it: I think it’s essential. If we don’t suppor t creative ar ts we’ll end up stagnant… we’ll end up not moving, and that’s the worst thing that can happen to anything – not to evolve, not to grow. Creativity and the creative ar ts are what our future is based on.

You mentioned feeling immense pride when you came back here in January. Do you have fond memories of growing up in Derry?

Of course. This is my home and I’m so proud of it. It hasn’t always been easy living here – we’ve had tough times. What is still common to Derry is the spirit – that was always here. Now I come back and I see that spirit manifest and that’s what is really exciting.

What one piece of advice do you give to young people wanting to start a career in music?

Advising people musically is very difficult. If I’ve learned anything in my

“The music industry is an odd soup of amazingly creative people and a whole lot of sharks and dragons.”

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career in music, it’s that not any one thing matters that much, but everything you do matters a whole bunch. We are a sum of everything we do and there’s a freedom in that – we have to be able to make mistakes. It’s ok to fall outside of the norm, it’s ok to think outside of the box – in fact it’s essential. If you want to make something good, make something authentic… make something that’s you.

Is the music industry as glamorous as a lot of us may think?

Absolutely not. The music industry is an odd soup of amazingly creative people and a whole lot of sharks and dragons. It’s a vehicle – a necessary one, because you have to marry commerce with ar t. Most of us focus on making music and connecting, and the industry’s just there.

Finally, Favourite quote?

When I need to get home you’re my guiding light.

Band/artist?

Foy Vance Place?

Foy Vance’s house Film?

I’m Foy Vance by Foy Vance Car toon character?

Foy Vance the car toon character… Foy Vance is a very good friend of mine and the band’s. I go through periods of obsession with a record and (I’m being sarcastic here but) my iTunes is only Foy Vance right now… Go and buy Foy Vance’s records!

Thanks so much for talking to us, Johnny!

Thank you very much. Take care!

GLAMOUR QUEEN

Tell us about Glitzy Glamour.

Glitzy lives by good oldfashioned morals, most of the time. Been performing now as Glitzy for the last 17 years and loving every minute.... roll on the next 17!

What is your life motto?

‘Make people smile and laugh’ … and if you can’t laugh with me at least laugh at me!

What do you first notice about another person?

Nice teeth, big smile, big bulge!

How do you prepare for a show?

Surf the web… and before you say it… yes, it’s for ideas and inspiration that I can use for my comedy routines and my show. I gather information and music, edit clips together then listen to it repeatedly while drinking a bottle of Jack!

How do you feel on stage?

I get a rush of adrenaline and I become a totally different person… It’s like playing a character or having a split personality.

Favourite song to perform?

Kool and the Gang – GET DOWN ON IT! In your opinion, should all drag queens be bitches?

All Drag Queens ARE bitches, full stop!

Best and worst thing about being a queen?

The best thing is getting to perform and wear fabulous

“If you can’t laugh with me at least laugh at me!” costumes. The worst thing is having to shave all the time!

Best and worst thing about Belfast?

The best thing about Belfast is definitely Union Street and Kremlin. The worst thing is the fact that I live an hour’s drive away!

Unlike many drag acts, you sing live. What does this add

to your performance?

Like 95% of drag queens, I lip-sync most of my comedy routines, but I love to sing LIVE as it gives me an edge and something different to most. It allows me to ad-lib during a song if I wish.

By day you are a keen artist…

I did GCSE Ar t at school and loved it! I star ted painting again in the last 3 or 4 years and haven’t been able to stop since. I’ve sold a few but kept most – I haven’t an inch of free wall space left!

If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

Absolutely nothing... who am I kidding, the list in endless!

Do people often judge you before they get to know you? Yes, all the time. All they see is a DRAG QUEEN! Let’s step away from the DRAG QUEEN! When and where can we see you doing your thing?

I am resident in Union...

...street every Friday and Saturday night. My Glitzy Glamour show is on Friday: live singing and cabaret. On Saturday nights you will find me at the downstairs bar in Union Street pulling pints and mixing cocktails.

Then I’m round to the front of the KREMLIN to meet and greet the masses (glorified Door Whore)!

Thanks, Glitzy Glamour

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IN THE PIPELINE

GNITRIES...

We all know it’s there - it’s par t of the history in the Queer Quar ter of Belfast.

The Pipeworks Health and Leisure Club has been in Union Street for almost a decade, but if you haven’t been in a while you might not know about its recent facelift….

The café area which leads to a bright outdoor smoking deck has been completely re-imagined with stylish booth and bench seating. Hot and cold snacks are available as well as food from the Union Street Restaurant menu and the café will soon be able to offer a bevvy or two if you fancy a quiet tipple. You’ll notice that the café is not only more stylish than before but also double the size; this is because the old hot tub room has been removed to make way for a sweeping staircase

leading to a whole new level.

The brand new floor offers a stunning “poolside” with a bubbling hot-tub surrounded by comfy loungers in a calming atmosphere created by beautiful lighting. This

“You’ll still find everything you expect, but now there’s more to enjoy.” level is now also home to the new treatment room where you can have the stresses and strains of daily life rubbed away during an amazing, professional massage.

The sauna is located on

the top floor along with a lovely large lounge area with re-upholstered sofas, feature fireplace and large flatscreen TVs – perfect for just taking the weight off your feet and relaxing. There are also computers in this area so you can check your emails or social media networks.

The Pipeworks has been given a fresh lease of life. Of course you’ll still find everything you expect, but now there’s more to enjoy, including the free use of their turbo ver tical sunbed.

There are various events and theme days planned – keep an eye on their Facebook page for details.

On their new website www. thepipeworks.com you’ll find details of pricing, promotions and opening hours (including their 24 hour weekends).

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GNIMUSIC

THE PLAYLIST Halloween is creeping up on us, and it’s got us feeling electric. We’ve been busy stitching together our voodoo dolls, summoning the dead, and compiling a super freaky playlist for your big Halloween blowout. Bring on the witching hour!

Rocky Horror Picture Show – Timewarp

Rick James – Super Freak

Ellie Goulding - Burn

Rihanna - Disturbia

Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through the Tulips

Bobby Pickett – Monster Mash

Jace Everett - Bad Things

AN UNEXPECTED THREESOME

“Scantily clad over the bonnet of a Value cab.”

GNIDATING

99% of the time I’m underwhelmed by the second date – it’s normally what I call a ‘pity date’. It’s a pity you weren’t more interesting or funny, it’s a pity it took me 30 minutes to read your badly written texts, it’s a pity I don’t have the hear t to say ‘listen, we don’t click.’

This felt different than the rest. He had actually managed to encapsulate me in this cloud of lust; I was jovially planning our civil par tnership. I say jovially… I’d picked a venue, suits, made a provisional guest list and played out in my head how we’d boldly walk into Thompsons and go on one gay honeymoon for two gays!

He texted me telling me to be at a popular Belfast eatery that he’d booked. My mind was a flurry… what should I wear?

Will I transform myself like Anne Hathaway in ‘The Devil Wears Prada’, scantily clad over the bonnet of a Value Cab? “Greg” he’d say, “Is that you?”... More than likely I’d be disturbed by the angry driver, swearing at me for sitting on the bonnet of his new Volvo, and slide into a half-eaten chip, cheese and curry sauce – but, in my head, even this scenario played out like in the movies - he’d laugh, run his fingers through the curry on my trousers, pop some on my nose and longingly kiss it off, “spicy”, he’d declare and we’d walk to his and have a moment while my trousers tumble dry. I arrived early at the restaurant and gave his surname, oh it had a ring to it I thought! The waiter said “table for three?” This was obviously some sor t of mistake… I sat down and intermittently sighed with happiness. Soon he arrived, bathed in an angelic beam of light, but who was this brunette he was linked with? It’s obviously the Manageress; being the networker he is, he knows everyone. She’ll lead us to the secret table reserved for social elite (like us and Frank Mitchell).

But he introduced her as his sister. He’d brought his sister to dinner. I was immediately transpor ted back to my world of disappointment. She turned to me and said he’s told me all about you. ‘All’: how much did he learn from the first date? “Greg loves drinking his coffee from a cup and, get this, he sits down while he does it!” He’d told me her approval of our relationship was integral to its success. Is this normal behaviour? I concluded that bringing your sister on a date was as normal as Iris Robinson presenting an award at the Goscars. My beautiful decisive man was under his sister’s thumb. I didn’t want to discuss how abnormal his behaviour was (especially on a 2nd date) so I left. Par t of my fantasy came true that evening: I had a chip, cheese and curry sauce and wondered where I would find my Diet Gay – free from Drama, free from fake tan, and free from a weird relationship with his sister (I never thought that last one would make the Diet Gay list).

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Who would have thought that a job in the civil service would lead to a civil ceremony? Paul McMahon and John McNally didn’t expect it either…

Paul and John met in January 2008 while working for the civil service. Paul, from Donaghmore, and John, from Por tadown, live together in Belfast. Paul was attracted to John’s ‘bald head and beer belly’ and John wasn’t searching for a younger model: ‘I wouldn’t normally go for someone younger than me, but I really liked what I saw so I made an exception!’

On 18th August 2012 the loved up civil servants became civil par tners. Guests enjoyed a traditional reception at the Clandeboye Lodge in Bangor. Paul’s family have been suppor tive since he came out some time ago.

Conversely, John came out relatively recently and some members of his family have mixed feelings. But he’s not complaining: ‘I’m still par t of the family. All I ever wanted

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was to be open about who I am and to be accepted for that.’

Both keen photographers, John and Paul frequently embark on adventures – just the two of them and their cameras. They’re always

“Paul was attracted to John’s ‘bald head and beer belly’.” teasing each other (lovingly, of course) - John had this to say about his beau: ‘Paul has the memory of a goldfish!’ Paul reckons he is often the butt of the jokes. Paul, you might be right!

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FLEURISTE Fleuriste provides Creative, Professional and Individual floral design services, offering a huge range of contemporary flowers for all occassions: weddings, corporate, sympathy, gifts, indoor and outdoor plants. At Fleuriste we offer bespoke wedding flowers to suit every taste. We can design your wedding flowers working within your budget and theme to ensure that your special day is everything you imagined it to be.

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PLAY PARTIES Julie & Cathy are professional preformers with a passion for entertaining. We’ve worked in theatre, cabaret and corporate entertainment. So we sure know how to put on a show! At your reception you and your guests are the Star Attraction!

We get the inside track from the happy couple about their guests so we can tailor the games to suit’. Not everyone will want to join in the games but everyone will be entertained by those who do!

Play! also caters for hen parties and private parties.

07877267180 www.play-parties.co.uk julie@play-parties.co.uk

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INKWELL

Looking for something a little bit different for your Civil Ceremony? Something fun, unusual and a little bit quirky that is guaranteed to be a talking point long after the guests have gone home?

Well, look no fur ther than INKWELL car toon and caricature. Hire Michael ‘Mick’ O’Dell to come to your reception and draw ‘LIVE’ caricatures of your guests ‘face to face’ for a unique and hilarious form of enter tainment.

Caricatures are black and white with grey shading on A3 card pre-printed with par tners’ names and the date and take approx 4 mins (15 per hour) each.

Telephone: 028 92617329 Mobile: 07999919489 Website: www.inkwellcar toon.co.uk Email: info@inkwellcar toon.co.uk

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PHOTO BOOTH Gemini photo booth is a new and original family run experience. We bring fun, glitz and glamour to any event. We are available for civil ceremonies, par ties, weddings, bir thdays, formals etc. We provide a variety of props so you can dress formally or be batman for the evening.

There are different packages to choose from and these can be found on our website, www. geminiphotobooth.co.uk. Any package can be changed until you have exactly what you want.

Whatever you decide, we guarantee unlimited photos and a fun filled experience. We provide instant personalised photos as a memento of your special day. Check out our Facebook page for recent and upcoming events.

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EMBER

Located in the centre of Belfast, Ember Jewellery is coveted for its superb craftsmanship and outstanding designs which are created using traditional techniques. At Ember’s own Wedding Ring Studio, couples can create custom-made wedding rings, unique and personal to them. You will be guaranteed the best guidance and leave with beautifully crafted rings.

Over 20 years’ experience Ring sizer posted to you if required Free delivery on all items First Floor, 37 Queen Street, Belfast, BT1 6EA Feel free to call in and see how Ember’s handmade jewellery is carefully crafted. www.emberjewellery.moonfruit.com info@emberjewellery.com

ROGUE HAIR Rogue Hair is a multi award-winning, high-fashion salon based in Belfast. The team at Rogue pride themselves in being creative and forward thinking.

Rogue were the first ever Irish title holders of the coveted UK L’Oreal Professional Colour Trophy.

Owners Karen Devlin and Darren Albrighton are among the few consultants in Ireland with full extensive exper t training in the L’Oreal brand INOA, an innovative and environmentally friendly hair colour product, while Jody is one of the chosen stylists across the country working as a L’Oreal Ambassador.

48 Bradbury Place, Belfast BT7 1RU 02890 246162 rogue.belfast@btconnect.com

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WEDDING SHOW The Gay Business Network is excited to present their First Wedding Extravaganza Event on October 27th. Please join us in Ten Square Hotel where we will host a selection of GBN member and LGB&T friendly Exhibitors.

We feel that couples should have access to wedding services in a comfor table and relaxed environment, that each wedding is as individual as the couple that plan to share their lives together and that GBN Members and LGBT friendly businesses deserve a platform on which to announce their solidarity with the move to marriage equality!

On the day we will have 35 exhibitors including florists, travel agents, photographers, event planners, enter tainers and more. At 2pm and 4pm local dress makers and wedding tailors will have their wares displayed on our catwalk – come see the shows!

We welcome everyone to the first in our series of wedding events that celebrates marriage in all its forms, shapes and sizes. Whether you are a Gay, Straight, Lesbian or Transgender

couple, we have found the people that will make your wedding as individual and impor tant as you are.

Doors open at 1pm, entrance is £5.

The Gay Business Network

“Wedding events that celebrate marriage in all its forms.” aims to encourage all businesses to step out in suppor t of equal rights for people in the LGBT sector. We are welcoming applications from every wedding related business and fur ther information can be obtained by emailing events@gbnni. com.

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JENNY LINDOP Jenny Lindop Bridal offer a unique bridal experience, providing exper t advice along with a great service to ensure that you make the perfect choice of wedding dress for your special day.

They provide an exquisite selection of designer gowns in a variety of styles and sizes from classic to contemporary and offer a bespoke occasion wear service with all alterations done in-house.

To complete the look, they have a stunning collection of veils, jewellery, shoes and a stylish range of bridesmaid dresses. www.jennylindop.com

ESQUIRE Esquire, the formalwear specialist, is a family run business that has been dressing men to the highest standard for 40 years. We provide a comprehensive, professional service, offering a huge variety of styles including the traditional morning suit, evening tails and contemporary modern suits.

We are committed to providing men with suits and of the highest quality and we pride ourselves on our reputation, offering a service that will be as memorable as the day itself! To make an appointment for a private one to one consultation and to view our suits please call us on 029 71344740 www.esquireformalwearspecialists.com Find us on Facebook 76 Duke Street, L’Derry, BT47 3WH

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LIPSTICK & LASHES

Lipstick and Lashes, Kingsway, Dunmurry, offer an array of treatments using top quality brands at competitive prices. Tanning, massage, waxing, professional brow shaping- HD Brows, hand and feet treatments and the latest technology in teeth whitening and anti-wrinkle and filler injections to name but a few!

We focus on excellence in service offering professional, high quality and enjoyable treatments. We offer a wide variety of treatments and products, always keeping in mind the diversity of our customers.

Why not join us today on Facebook or www.lipstickandlashes.me!

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RAYANNE HOUSE Renowned for its’ gourmet award winning menus and excellent service. The only 5 star guest accommodation in NI offers; 10 bespoke bedrooms, a private dining room, mature grounds and spectacular views over Belfast lough. Winner of the NITB Tourism Awards 2013, Listed in the Top 10 Best Service in Ireland, Top 5 restaurants in Ulster and Chef Conor nominated for Best Ulster Chef.

Only 5 Miles from Belfast City Centre, come and have a look around. www.rayannehouse.com FB: Rayanne House Boutique Accommodation Telephone: (028) 90 425859

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NUTTS CORNER CIRCUIT GO KARTING Nutts Corner Circuit is Northern Ireland’s ultimate karting venue. Our recently resurfaced European Standard International racing track, measuring over 1100m, offers the most exciting karting experience available in the country. We operate 2 outstanding circuits to test you to the limit. Our 17 top of the Range Sodi Karts are fitted with Honda 270cc 8.5 bHP Engines, with top speeds of 55mph. Perfect for days out, birthdays and Stag/Hen parties!

Stag/Hen goes free! Packages available from as little as £30pp Call us for bookings! 02890825301 or visit www.nuttscornercircuit.com for more details

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ADD A LITTLE SPARKLE Wedding and events stylists.

If you are seeking to transform your wedding venue, why not let us ‘add a little sparkle’ to your special occasion with a range of quality chair covers, fairylights, drapes, table centerpieces and linen for hire to suit any venue. Our teams of wedding & par ty event venue stylists offer a friendly and professional service, working with you to bring your ideas to reality! Why not contact us today for a free consultation. www.addalittlesparkle.com

SHAKE AND BAKE We capture both the big moments and the little details that will be cherished by you and your guests for years. We appreciate how much time and effor t goes into organising a wedding, not to mention how stressful it can be! This is why we are committed to working closely with you, your guests, your photographer and your hoteliers in a friendly, efficient and cour teous manner. www.weddingvideosnor thernireland.co.uk shake_n_bake_productions@hotmail.com 07927089123

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In August 2013 Newry hosted its second ever pride festival. GNI were invited along to soak up the atmosphere…

Admittedly, I’d only ever passed through Newry so I was keen to get to know the place better.

The super clean city cer tainly looked the par t: pride flags hung from every gable wall and lengths of rainbow

“Newry is an inviting reststop between Belfast and Dublin.” bunting zig-zagged overhead, fluttering cheerfully in anticipation of the event. The streets were lined with happy spectators as floats and parade goers passed in huge numbers. Acts like The Bjorn Identity, Graciano Major and SCOOCH (!!!!!) performed at the concer t. Afterwards

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Bellini’s hosted the Pride Ball - a fantastic night of singing, dancing and burlesque.

The 4 star Canal Cour t Hotel was our home for the night.

We felt like royalty in our king size bed; flashy in the rooftop hot tub; and sated after a hear ty cooked breakfast.

On Sunday there was a free concer t as par t of the city’s Festival of Water. Who was performing on the floating stage? Matt Cardle!!!

A happening city with a small town feel, Newry is an inviting rest stop between Belfast and Dublin, and it’s perfect for a relaxing break from the chaos of life in a capital city!

Upcoming events: 3rd –6th October: Oktoberfest 2013 7th –13th October: Positive Aging Week 31st October: Halloween Festival visit www.newry.com

GNITRAVEL Heat will overwhelm, busyness will exasperate and you’ll be whisked into some rather ‘interesting’ venues in the blink of an eye. Welcome to Bangkok: the frivolous city.

A few adjectives often used to describe the Thai capital include ‘crowded’, ‘sleazy’ and ‘bizarre’, and to be honest, they are rather accurate.

Infamously, a lot people head to Bangkok to enjoy sex, endless nightlife and the big city lifestyle. However, the city does have much more to offer if you take a step off the beaten track.

Take a trip to the Chatuchak weekend market, one of the biggest markets in the world, which spans over 35 acres.

Here you can find anything your hear t desires, from some fake Gucci shades, to a second hand toaster or a gaggle of geese.

You will find many small side streets where you can savour the best food in the city. Try some local dishes like Om Jin

(Green curry and noodles) accompanied by hard-boiled eggs, aubergine and solidified chicken blood. Pretty spicy stuff!

In the evenings you will be spoilt for choice as the many Bangkok districts cater

“The explicit sights and shows you will see here are definitely not for the fainthearted. “

not for the fainthear ted – an experience I will personally never forget - although to indulge fur ther details here would be inappropriate... let’s keep those stories for the pub, I say.

Thailand is a highly tolerant country where sexual preference is regarded as a personal choice when it comes to homosexuality.

Whatever you fancy getting up to in Bangkok, you will never get bored. Just watch out for those Ping-Pong balls; they can bounce pretty high!

24/7 to an array of clientele.

With a trip to Patpong the sleaze-fest begins, offering you as many Ladyboys and Ping-Pong balls as you can cope with.

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Bangkok Top Tips: Visit the Floating Market at Damnoen Saduak where vendors sell fresh fruit, vegetables and flowers from wooden row boats.

Try crickets – a tasty, crunchy snack. Alternatively, try the much less disgusting and infinitely more delicious mango sticky rice dish.

The Grand Palace, a temple complex which was built in 1772, is more ornate and luxurious than Oprah’s pad in Santa Barbara. Remember to cover up your shoulders and legs (no hotpants allowed).

Travel to the Kanchanaburi Province (about 2 hours nor th-west of Bangkok) to visit The Bridge over the River Kwai, Hellfire Pass, Death Railway, and the stunning seven-tiered waterfall in Erawan National Park.

If you’re terrified of tuk-tuks and not mad about motorbikes either, climb aboard the Skytrain or the Underground. The Skytrain quietly and conveniently snakes above the city; the underground wizzes beneath it, and both blast passengers with welcome arctic-cold air.

Carry a photocopy of your passpor t on your person. You may not be asked to flash your I.D., but police or security may ask you (at random) to prove who you are.

Be wary of scammers. Don’t get bullied into being taken for a long, expensive tuk-tuk ride. Always know where you want to go and don’t take no or ‘I know a better place’ for an answer!

SELL YOUR HOME In the current market, on average a property should take no more than 4 – 12 weeks to sell, provided it has a realistic asking price.

Alison McCullough, Senior Resales/Lettings Consultant at Lough & Quay Estate Agency and Property Consultants, offers her advice and guidance.

Choose the right estate agent: “Ask at least three agencies to assess your home and show you some comparable proper ties that they’ve sold. Speak to some of their past clients, or do some mystery shopping and view the proper ties they sell.

Ensure your agent has an easily navigated website, and utilises all available proper ty por tals.”

Decide on your house price: “I cannot emphasis enough the impor tance of setting a realistic asking price. In a slow market, use price points or offers to attract buyers. For example, if your proper ty is priced at £265,000, offer to pay the additional 2% stamp duty” (1% stamp duty up to €1,000,000).

Get your home ready: “First impressions matter; ensure your proper ty is clean, tidy and clutter-free, with ‘kerb

appeal’. Have a survey carried out on your proper ty so you can fix any problems, or use it to attract buyers by demonstrating how good the condition of your house is”.

Make your home easy to see: “If your agent can’t

“First impressions matter; ensure your property is clean and tidy” supervise the viewing, do it yourself. Be flexible about timing even if it’s inconvenient.”

Pick a good buyer: “If several prospective buyers are interested in your home,

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GNIHOMES pick the one who’s most likely to see the process through, not necessarily the one who makes the highest offer. In order, the safest buyers to choose are: cash buyers, buyers who’ve already sold their house, first-time buyers, buyers who have sold their home subject to contract and buyers who have not yet sold their home.”

Be clear: “After you’ve attracted a buyer, make sure they understand exactly what’s included in the price.

This means things like fixtures and fittings.”

Agree on a completion date: “You need to establish a likely completion date that suits both par ties. While this doesn’t need to be set in stone, it will give both par ties something to work towards. Although not legally binding, it’s a good idea to draw up an agreed note

of the arrangement with the buyer. This will record your intentions on matters such as finance and date of completion.”

Choose a conveyancer: “Conveyancing is the legal paperwork to transfer the home to or from your name.

Use a recommended solicitor or licensed conveyancer. If you’re using a solicitor, make sure they’re a specialist in conveyance and have a good reputation for moving quickly.”

Communication is key: “Keep communications going. Don’t disappear on holiday without informing all interested par ties. Don’t ignore aspects in letters about the purchase that you don’t understand.”

Lough & Quay will be on hand to answer any queries during the selling process.

If you’re thinking of selling your home, Lough & Quay Estate Agents has a wealth of experience and will provide expert, impartial advice to all potential vendors Free of Charge.

For further information visit the website www. loughandquay.com or call the Lough & Quay team on 028 9072 7676.

Belfast City’s Only Estate Agents offering Residential Sales, Lettings & Property Management 161-163 Victoria Street, Belfast BT1 4PE T: 028 9072 7676 E: enquiries@loughandquay.com W: www.loughandquay.com

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Your bathroom is as important as every other room in your home – you can be playful with the interior, bringing together materials and furniture that evoke a sense of nostalgia...

Interior styling is changing: that once clean, glossy, sophisticated look is no more.

London brick Victorian tiles are a very up-to-date trend.

I love a dark anthracite grout with a white brick tile. This look coupled with more traditional sanitary ware brings an elegant touch of vintage character.

The juxtaposition of a clean, contemporary look and something more representative of the Victorian era is all the rage right now. To add a bit of modernity, keep your glass shower enclosures frameless or introduce a wet room.

Real stone will create a luxurious, high-end look.

Sophisticated Carrera marble is my favourite. Large floor tiles and painted walls make the perfect background.

Accessorise with luxury bathroom lighting and

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decoration.

Use a maximum of two types of stone or tile and don’t fully tile your walls. Stick to inside the shower and around the bath. Paint the rest. Less is definitely more when it comes to bathroom design.

“Less is definitely more when it comes to bathroom design.”

Bring a touch of individuality to your bathroom by introducing pieces that add some humour. Don’t be limited by homogenised, practical solutions. Be daring and have a bit of fun!

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Alan Rowan-Jenkins has worked as a bus driver for 5.5 years. After studying electrical engineering he tried a number of different jobs: he’s been a civil servant, an instrumentation technician, an aircraft operative and a radio presenter! “I love being on the road – sitting at a desk all day isn’t for me.”

Alan’s job allows him to travel all over and he loves driving tours because he gets to meet many interesting people. According to Alan, the worst thing about his job is not managing to stick to the timetable. “I feel terrible when that happens because I’m providing a public service – people depend on me to get them where they need to be on time. If the bus is late it can be really annoying. In this job you must never take anything to hear t. People take their frustration out on you but you mustn’t take it personally – after all, many things are beyond the driver’s control (traffic problems, breakdowns). You can only do your best to get from A to B as safely as possible.”

Alan’s typical working day star ts at the depot: “I collect my running board which details my route and timetable. After carrying out a safety check on my bus I leave the depot to star t my 9 hour shift behind the wheel.”

Outside of work Alan enjoys reading – his Kindle rarely sleeps! Airplanes are a passion of his and he sometimes listens in to chatter between pilots and ATC on his radio scanner.

Studying maps comes in handy, “I like knowing as much as possible about Europe for when I’m driving a tour… It also stops me getting lost!”

Regarding Alan’s sexuality, he hasn’t had any problems: his colleagues know he’s gay and they’re completely fine with it. Alan has been with Gary (a graphic ar tist) for 8 years and they’ve been married for 5. “Gary worries about me when I’m working nights because I travel all over Greater Belfast alone, but his spouse pass (free bus and train travel throughout Nor thern Ireland) makes him feel a little better!”

“People take their frustration out on you but you mustn’t take it personally.”

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SERIOUSLY THO...

Born in 1986, Paul HaganRea has a B.A. in History and Heritage Management and a PGDP in Business.

He is a strong supporter of equality for minority groups and has published a number of articles on the issue...

Imagine if a government official asked you to prove your sexuality. What proof or evidence would you use to suppor t your answer? Now imagine if you could not prove your sexuality and that as a consequence your life was put at risk. This is a reality for many LGBT refugees seeking asylum in the U.K. as they face violence, tor ture, imprisonment and even death in their home country.

The majority of LGBT asylum seekers come to the U.K. because they face a daily battle with either their home state or the local mob. There are currently 80 countries within the U.N. that have criminalised same-sex between consensual adults, 5 of which apply the death penalty. After escaping these homophobic regimes, many seek refuge in the U.K. Adebayo’s story illustrates the horrors faced by LGBT refugees. Adebayo was found to be having a relationship

with a local chief’s son in Nigeria. He was hunted down by state police and the local community and whipped by 5 men who then proceeded to melt plastic on him. He managed to escape and sought refuge in the U.K.

“How do you prove you are gay or lesbian and not just trying to abuse the system?”

You would think that upon arriving in the U.K. LGBT asylum seekers would be offered some comfor t in a modern, liberal society. After all, “Human rights is a cause that runs deep in the British hear t and long in British

GNIPAUL HAGAN-REA history. We are not and never will be a country that walks on by while human rights are abused.” * Research has shown that this is not the case. In 2010 Stonewall found an asylum system unfit for purpose regarding LGBT asylum seekers. Before 2010 the United Kingdom Border Agency (UKBA) was allowed to turn away LGBT asylum seekers on the grounds that they could return to their home country if they could be discreet about their sexuality. This policy of ‘go home and stay in your closet’ was changed by the Home Office after a Supreme Cour t judgement. You would imagine that the new policy would treat LGBT refugees with more respect. However, an LGBT refugee seeking asylum must now prove to the UKBA that they are gay or lesbian in order to stay in the U.K. Many of these people have spent most of their lives

hiding from the police and government and once they arrive here they are expected to completely change their perceptions of state authority figures. Consequently, many do not declare that they are seeking asylum on the grounds of persecution due to sexual orientation and therefore the UKBA is less likely to believe they are gay.

Stonewall’s research highlights the lack of empathy of some UKBA officers, some of whom state they do not understand why a LGBT asylum seeker would choose to hide this information from them.

Charities suppor ting LGBT asylum seekers in the U.K. believe that 98% of refugees who claim asylum on the grounds of persecution due to sexual orientation are turned down at the first stage.

So, how do you prove you are gay or lesbian and not just trying to abuse the system? The policy has led to immigration authorities

asking LGBT refugees extremely personal questions to try to determine their sexuality. Would religious and political asylum seekers be treated in this way?

Our current asylum system is not working – not only

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does it humiliate those who have already faced persecution and injustice, it risks sending people back to countries where they will face fur ther unimaginable horrors. Of course there must be safeguards to secure our borders from people abusing the system, but instead of dehumanising and criminalising people, our government agencies should be treating them with respect and dignity while their claims are being processed. With plans to scrap the UKBA and political pressure mounting, perhaps reform is a possibility. Until then, an LGBT asylum seeker can purchase a book by Oscar Wilde and a Kylie album in the airpor t depar ture lounge to bring with them to the U.K as proof of their sexuality. *www.conservatives.com All information can be found on www.stonewall.org.uk and in their repor t ‘No going back: Lesbian and gay people and the asylum system (2010)’

Practical advice and a sensitive personal approach. We pride ourselves on our unrivalled commitment to clients’ needs.

Edwards & Co. solicitors offers a full range of legal services including specialist advice on family law, wills, civil partnerships and property.

To find out how we can help you, please contact: Dennis, Jenny or Suzanne: Edwards & Co. Solicitors, 28 Hill Street, Belfast, BT1 2LA. Tel: (028) 9032 1863 Email: info@edwardsandcompany.co.uk Web: edwardsandcompany.co.uk

MARRIAGE EQUALITY Has the civil partnership had its fairy tale ending?

Suzanne Rice, a family law solicitor from Edwards & Co. talks us through it...

It’s been over eight years since Nor thern Ireland became the first country in the United Kingdom to legalise civil par tnerships through the Civil Par tnership Act. Now is the time to take stock of the civil par tnership.

We must ask how well it has worked in protecting the rights of gay people.

Many same-sex couples endorsed the civil par tnership in its early stages. Not only did it allow same-sex couples to obtain a formal document legalising their relationship, it represented a change in our law that introduced a series of impor tant new rights for same-sex couples.

Those in a civil par tnership can now be considered as next of kin for the purposes of inheritance laws. Additionally, in a medical emergency, a civil par tner can be considered as a next of kin, meaning that they are allowed to receive medical information and to make medical decisions. Civil

par tners can also apply for state couple benefits such as housing allowance and joint income suppor t.

So why isn’t a civil par tnership called a marriage? It’s a question of definition – in legal terms, marriage is a

“Civil partnerships are merely a staging post on the road to greater equality.” formal union of a man and a woman. There is no provision in a marriage for same-sex couples, just as there is no provision in a civil par tnership for heterosexuals…

But is there really any difference between the two

GNILEGAL terms? Other than the name, it is only in some limited circumstances that legal differences exist between a civil par tnership and a marriage. Legalising samesex marriage would permit religious institutions, should they wish, to conduct samesex marriages – at present such institutions are not permitted to perform civil par tnerships under their own doctrines and religious laws.

The main differences between a marriage and a civil par tnership relate to pension rights – same-sex couples do not have the same rights as married couples. If your par tner dies, you could receive a lower pension amount as you can only claim for par t of the time the pension was paid, whereas a married par tner can claim for the whole period of time the pension was paid. For example, a civil par tner can only claim the value of a pension from 1988 (if public

sector pension) and 2004 (if private sector pension) despite the pension fund being a lot higher.

Fur ther to this, same-sex couples in a marriage which has occurred outside the UK do not have their marriage recognised when they come to live in the UK. Finally, even when a civil par tnership ends there is a distinction – our laws do not permit the dissolution of a civil par tnership on the grounds of adultery. This is because when creating a civil par tnership the act of consummation is not a legal requirement, whereas for a marriage it is.

There can be no doubt the Civil Par tnership Act has improved things for same-sex couples. However, there are a number of ways in which civil par tnerships are merely a staging post on the road to greater equality. Hopefully, with continued pressure on government, and with other countries now endorsing

same-sex marriage, it won’t be long before Nor thern Ireland once again leads the way.

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Ben looks dapper in his man of action Autumn/Winter wardrobe.

Whatever you select for him complements his sporty Fiat 500S in Pasodoble Red. Stylish contrast stitched sports seats make a cool wardrobe statement. And rear spoiler, chrome exhaust, body coloured side skirts and optional 16" alloy wheels give him the wow factor. But of course the low CO2 emissions, no road tax* TwinAir engine is the ultimate fashion forward feature.

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Fiat, the car brand with the lowest average CO2 emissions in Europe^. Fuel consumption figures for Fiat 500 range in mpg (l/100km): Urban 49.6 (5.7) – 64.2 (4.4); Extra Urban 65.7 (4.3) – 91.1 (3.1); Combined 58.9 (4.8) – 76.3 (3.7). CO2 emissions 113 – 90 g/km. Fuel consumption and CO2 figures based on standard EU tests for comparative purposes and may not reflect real driving results. *Under current DVLA regulations there is no charge for Vehicle Excise Duty in the first year of registration and every subsequent year. Vehicle Excise Duty rates are reviewed annually by the government and are subject to change. ^Source: JATO Dynamics. Based on volume-weighted average CO2 emissions (g/km) of the best selling brands in Europe, full year 2012.

Well, you know about my undying love for all things Fiat 500. Imagine how ecstatic I was when Donnellys got in touch with their latest offering….

As an avid GNI reader, you’ll be well aware that the stylish and quirky Fiat 500 holds a special place in our hear ts. In previous issues we’ve waxed lyrical about various incarnations of it.

Michael in Donnellys Mallusk understands my passion for this beast of an auto so as soon as they took stock of the Fiat 500GQ he gave me a call. If this car were a hot, hairy man I’d give it a resounding ‘WOOF!’ Anybody who ever suggested the 500 was a touch camp will eat their words when they see the GQ edition. On the exterior the 2 tone paintwork is striking, the 16” alloys give it a spor ty look and it’s finished off with stylish side skir ts.

Internally, as ever, you’ll first be

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surprised by the generous legroom and height space, and then you’ll fall in love with the funky dashboard and the amazing leather seats.

Just like all the Fiat 500 cars

“If this car were a hot, hairy man I’d give it a resounding ‘WOOF!’” I have driven, this is a nippy vehicle. It’s great for cruising around town yet it has no problem hitting the big numbers on the motorway.

If you’re not sure about the 500, the GQ version will tip the balance for you – give Michael at Donnellys a call and get your bum in that driver’s seat!

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CREEPY APPS (FOR CREEPY CHAPS)

It’s almost Halloween so we’ve compiled a list of the creepiest apps known to man. Forget Freddy and Jason though, these apps tell a different kind of horror story: think tragic, desperate and stalky...

Watching Cute Girl: “Lovely Japanese girl watches YOU!” One for all the lonely people. £2.49 Kahnoodle: This Kah-razy app turns your relationship into a game. Fill up your ‘love tank’ and send ‘digital love koupons’. The mentally sound needn’t download. Free Fake-A-Message: Sends messages (written by you) to your phone. Useful if you want people to think you have friends. Free Breakup Notifier: “You like someone. They’re in a relationship. Be the first to know when they’re out of it.”

Free (Facebook) SkinnyCam: Forget exercise and por tion control! Upload a photo of yourself and this image-conscious app shrinks you down! You won’t fit into those ‘back of the wardrobe’

super-skinny skinny jeans though. £0.69 BetterMe: Sleep in or arrive late for an appointment and BetterMe humiliates you on Facebook. Evil app aler t. Free

“Who say’s romance is dead? This, apparently.”

Badabing!: Finds your friends’ nearly nude photos in under a minute. You perv. £1.49 Kiss Me: Are you a good kisser? Probably not if you need this app. Free My Virtual Boyfriend: Vir tually sane. Free Will you marry me?: Digital Love. Who says romance is dead? This, apparently. Free

SPACE TOURISM Space tourism or SPTP (suborbital point-to-point travel) is poised to become the next big thing in travel and adventure, luckily for you GNI recruited some geeks to break it all down...

Earlier this year Virgin Galactic had their first successful in-flight test of their new ‘White Knight2’ aircraft and the press went crazy. Even the GNI office was emailed the glossy press shots of Sir Richard Branson hanging from the new aircraft like an excited pet on it’s first car journey. Although we love old Lionhear t, we didn’t get too excited and that was for a few reasons; firstly, it was a 16 second test and the first of what we assume will be many; and secondly, these journeys, much like concorde and the first trans atlantic flights, will be reserved for the well heeled. (Initial estimates are putting the cost of the experience around £125,000 - just a little over the average GNI wage.)

It seems however, that we now may be closer to the reality of space travel than we once thought. Walter Peeters, dean of the International Space University in Strabourg has stated that what has been regarded as the stuff of science fiction is close to

becoming reality. A number of scientists suggest we may all be space tourists by ‘the middle of next year’.

But why we hear you ask would we want to pay a small for tune to float through space? Aside from

“Travelling at more than 4,600 mph.” the adventurers amongst us space tourism will have some real benefits. How does London to New York in 45 minutes sound? Or flying to Tokyo in less time than it takes to drive from Belfast to Dublin?

According to Mr Peeters “You would lift off from a normal airpor t and try to get above the friction zone reaching an altitude of 80 kilometers.” At this point the aircraft would be just over 260,000 feet or around 8 times normal altitude and travelling at more than 4,600 miles per hour!

A TO Z OF

SCARY THINGS A D G

Aswang. Vampirelike shape shifters.

By day they assume the form of quiet, shy townspeople. By night they transform into animals and literally suck the life out of humans.

B C

Banshee. A female spirit that can scream louder than a One Direction fan.

Cambion. The halfhuman offspring of an incubus and a human woman.

A cambion has no breath or pulse until the age of 7, is incredibly heavy and cries when touched.

Dullahan. The headless horseman rides around on a horse carrying his head under his arm. When the horseman stops riding a mor tal dies.

E

Elizaville. Residents of Elizaville, Indiana swear a 7 foot tall ‘man beast’ hunts people down, kills them and eats them… bones and all.

F

Flesh-eating disease. 23 cases of Necrotizing Fasciitis were recorded in nor thern Stockholm’s Danderyd Hospital between 2010 and 2012.

Giant Huntsman Spider. Boasts a terrifying 12 inch leg-span, lives in Laos and wasn’t discovered until 2001… so you know it’s excellent at hiding.

H I

Helter Skelter was the name Charles Manson gave to his predicted apocalyptic race war.

Inland Empire. Arguably David Lynch’s most terrifying movie. A 3 hour marathon of insanity…. That smile….

J

Jeff the Killer. One of the internet’s most disturbing creations.

Jeff’s face has been burnt off with acid. He hides in your closet and tells you to GO TO SLEEP. Google him if you think you’re ‘ard enuff.

K

Kappa (River Child).

Unpleasant tur tlelike creatures in Japanese folklore,

Kappa lure people into rivers, drown them, suck their blood and eat their livers… all on the first date.

L

La Llorona (the crier) is familiar to children in Colombia. Used to warn them against staying out too late or behaving badly, La Llorona is a ghostly woman who is said to have killed her own children, and now wails and sobs loudly, preying on vulnerable kids.

M

Mothman. A giant human moth with red eyes. A number of sightings were repor ted in Point Pleasant, West Virginia in the 60s.

N

Nure-Onna (Snake Woman).

A Japanese legend that appears as a drowning woman to her unsuspecting victim. She remains ‘in trouble’ until her saviour gets close, at which point she slowly devours them.

O

Ouija boards are a bad idea.

P

‘Purple Aki’ – a convicted criminal from Liverpool famous for rubbing up against strangers. He has been charged with over 60 counts of indecent assault.

Q R

Queen Mary luxury liner: considered one of the most haunted locations on Ear th.

Rake. A grotesque, hairless humanoid that crawls along the ground and hunts humans. America, 2003: there was a burst of media interest before all coverage was mysteriously extinguished…

S

Slender Man. An impossibly tall, thin man with no face. Slender Man persistently stalks victims in complete silence.

T U V

Time Slips occur when people travel through time via unknown means.

UFOs. To keep upto-date on all UFO sightings visit www. latest-ufos.com

Vermont Pigman. In 1971 a farmer saw a creature covered in white hair, with the body of a man and the facial features of a pig, outside his home in Vermont. The Pigman has purpor tedly been spotted several times since.

W

Wendigo. A cannibalistic creature - tall, gaunt, bony with sunken red eyes and a bloody, lipless mouth full of sharp, jagged teeth. Sexy.

X

Xibalba. The Mayan underworld ruled

by Maya Death Gods (doesn’t feature on Trip Advisor’s Top Destinations List).

Y

Yowie. An Australian ape like creature with canine teeth and large eyes.

Feeds on humans, like a lot of other things on this list…

Z

Zombies – it’s just a question of when.

Technology becomes smar ter, better, faster and stronger all the time. We’ve abandoned simple functionality in favour of incredible design and awe-inspiring feats of

engineering… But if you want to switch off your brain, it’s time switch on your intelligent television. Smar t TVs let you watch interactive media, internet TV, on-demand

streaming and over-thetop content on your trusty television set. Here’s our selection of the Top 3 Smar t TVs on the market today:

LG Smart TV LG 55LA740V £1,450 Pros: Excellent user interface with faster scroll through than the competition, and the unique LG Magic Remote works well.

Cons: Below par black levels, and unfor tunately there isn’t a huge range of catch up TV available (4oD currently not available)

GNIENVY

Samsung LED ES8000 Series 8 Set From £1,449 (40”) to just under £8,000 (75”) Pros: Spectacular picture quality, easy to use and great looking user interface with an excellent range of apps available including 4oD, Netflix, LoveFilm, Hulu, Spotify and Skype.

Cons: The gesture control isn’t great and the voice control function may get slightly confused at times.

The non-adjustable stand can be slightly inconvenient.

Sony X9 4K Ultra HD TV £3,999 (55”), £5,999 (65”) Pros: Excellent value and design with quick and easy access to your chosen favourite apps.

Cons: Slightly difficult to scroll through, voice control and recommendation engine are not as advanced as LG + Samsung. This set offers no motion control and has a very basic remote.

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Party Time

GNICOMEDY

Summer is officially over but some of you just cannot stop partying. If you’ve got a holiday coming up, or even if ya don’t, Jordan and Diona are here to give you some ….eh… helpful tips on how to keep the summer, and the craic, alive.

How to Pull at the Beach

Don’t be afraid to get your throat wet, your body is a machine so keep her oiled. Jaegerbombs will help you adjust.

The pleasant weather is perfect for smoking - take up a new hobby and meet like-minded people.

Taps aff, get it aff! Everyone wants to see your wee farmer tan.

Show off that physique after those 3 days in the gym this year, or if you’ve a belly, parade with PRIDE. Suntan lotion is for ugly people. Sure don’t you spend half your life down the tanning booth anyway? You’re near Spaneesh.

Airport Ettiquette

Acceptable Taxi Man Chat “What time are you off? Cos I wanna get off NAI! “ “Your car smells of wee. Is that you or have I done it again?”

“Lovely weather, isn’t it? Must be hot in your wee car? Sure take your tap aff…”

“TUNNNNNEEE!!!!!!”

Matching cheap polo shirts with witty nicknames on back; ‘SHAGGER 69” etc Wear straw hat AT ALL TIMES Being sober is an insult to the hardworking airline staff. Don’t be so rude, have a pint.

The air hostess loves it when you make noises during the safety briefing, it makes her day. Go on, louder! She might upgrade ye!

DO NOT read anything about your destination, as far as you’re concerned it’s Portrush with more sunshine and cheaper booze.

When you land, clap like f**k or you’ll get charged a small fee.

EVERYONE wants to hear your story.

“Where can I put a load of the world’s policemen dressed in shell suits with the word police stamped on their backs.”

GNIGEMMA HUTTON

Well hasn’t it been a busy time?! I’ve had cour troom dramas, job changes, big gigs, small gigs and made my first rainbow tiered cake.

I took an ex-employer to cour t following a few disagreements and I won.

It feels good to know there is some justice out there for people: it was a moral victory for me #upthegays. Moving onwards, the feedback from my one woman show has been tremendous, and I will star t working on the new one this autumn. It is also Belly Laughs Festival time, and I shall be returning to the Barge for a one off show called ‘A Kinky Kiki sor t of Thing.’ It’s a one hour special on all those things we all are thinking but never say out loud. The Belfast Barge has been somewhat of a lucky charm for me: I’m yet to have a crappy gig there. This is for one of two reasons...either a.) I’m just incredibly talented and funny and can do no wrong – you see, I’m doing so well that I’m driving a Porsche and living in a mansion...oh no wait.... b.) It’s bring your own booze, and most of my friends will not leave the house if they still have the ability to walk in a straight line. I have cer tainly been given plenty of material over the last few months thanks to the rioters (finally it’s good for something) and of course the World Police and Fire Games - Didn’t get it.

Just did not get the point. I found it titillating that someone had thought...’where can I put a load of the world’s policemen, dressed in shell suits with the word Police literally stamped on their backs; and know they will be safe?’ The answer was not only Belfast, but putting them in accommodation surrounded by the Holy Lands, Shaftesbury Square and Sandy Row.....Genius. I love our country...anywhere else in the world these international guests would be walking around with Gucci gift bags, Nike spor ts bags or some other massive brand. We let them walk around with Tayto cheese and onion plastic swim bags. Scundered Belfast....scundered.

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WHAT’S ON?

Here you have your essential guide to what’s happening on the scene in Belfast and Dublin.

You’ll find daily listings for what’s happening in the best bars and clubs as well as a handy map to help you find them.

We’ve also included details on some of the hottest monthlies and special nights. Keep an eye on our online What’s On Guide on www.gnimag.com for up-to-date information.

Keep an eye out for our photographers in the bars and get yer pic snapped. Have fun and be good.

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Belfast Monday Union Street: The Trudy Show El Divino: Swagger (Forbidden Fruit) John Hewitt: Open mic night Envy: drinks promos Central Bar Strabane: BOGOF Tuesday Kremlin: Klub 180 All drinks £1.80 all night!

Union Street: Grannie’s Fun Factory John Hewitt: Brouge, Irish traditional music Envy: ‘Skint’ student night Sunflower: Open mic 7pm, Pub Quiz 9pm Central Bar Strabane: Final Countdown Wednesday Union Street: Tina’s Selection Box John Hewitt: Charity Night The Shoe Factory: Slosh!

Envy: Karaoke with Fanny Dazzle Central Bar Strabane: Big Gay Wednesday Thursday Kremlin: Deuce Union Street: Okie Dokie Karaoke John Hewitt: Sweet Trev & The BlueNotes Fox’s Den: Sue Ellen’s Quiz Night Envy: Free bar – admission £12 Central Bar Strabane: Thirsty Thursday Friday: Kremlin: Weekly Theme Nights Union Street: An Evening with Glitzy Glamour John Hewitt: Panama Jazz Band Fox’s Den: Karaoke with Twanda Envy: Kaye’s House Party Sunflower: Wookaklily Bluegrass 9pm Central Bar Strabane: Friday Mash Up with DJ Ola Saturday Kremlin: Revolution Union Street: Tina’s Trannyoke 5pm-8pm, Grannie’s Time Tunnel 9pm John Hewitt: the BIG John Hewitt early

session, 5.30pm Fox’s Den: Sue Ellen’s golden oldie show Envy: Club night with DJ Bosco Sunflower: Appalachian Session 8pm Central Bar Strabane: Saturday Beats with DJ Ricardo Sunday Kremlin: Industry 10pm Union Street: The Sunday Bingo Show John Hewitt: Month of Sundays, local Belfast talent Fox’s Den: Sunday night disco Envy: Drinks promos Sunflower: Traditional Session 7pm Central Bar Strabane: Spiritual Sunday Specials 11th October @ Kremlin: Scally Night (1/2 price in scallywear) 25th October @ Kremlin: Halloween Weekend Regular Monthlys Bubu @ The Shoe Factory - 1st Friday of the month (men only) Hooker @ John Hewitt - 1st Friday of the month The White Mansions @ The Sunflower – 1st Friday of the month Passion @ Bellini’s (Newry) - 1st Saturday of the month Men of the North @ Queens Café Bar - last Friday of every month (men only) Bar/ Club Kremlin – 96 Donegall Street, Belfast Union Street – 8-14 Union Street, Belfast Shoe Factory – Union Street, Belfast Fox’s Den – 106-110 Donegall Street, Belfast Mynt – 2-16 Dunbar Street, Belfast Sunflower – 65 Union Street, Belfast John Hewitt – 51 Donegall Street, Belfast Queen’s Café Bar – 4 Queens Arcade, Belfast Queen’s Students’ Union – Queen’s University Students’ Union, University Road, Belfast

Dublin Monday The Dragon: Dolly does Dragon Pantibar: Pints and Chats Tuesday The George: Bassline The Front Lounge: Karaoke with April Showers Pantibar: Oscar’s Film Night Sin Nightclub: Glitz Wednesday The George: Space N Veda Pantibar: Pints and Chats Thursday The Dragon: PrHomo The George: Thursty Thursdays The Front Lounge: 2 for 1 Cocktails Pantibar: Joystick DJ Dr Beat plays quality 80s Friday The Dragon: Plastic The George: Glitter Bomb Pantibar: DJ Steobear and drinks promos Andrews Lane Theatre: F.A.G. Saturday

The Dragon: Dragged Up & Queen The George: SaturGays & Beauty Spot Karaoke Pantibar: The Panti Show 10pm Copper Alley: Mother Sunday The George: Bingo with Shirley Templebar Pantibar: Popcorn – Panti’s Tea Dance from 3pm Regular Monthlys Rule @ Turk’s Head – last Sunday of the month Bar/Club The Dragon – 64 South Great George’s Street, D2 The George – 89 South Great George’s Street, D2 Sin Nightclub – 17-19 Sycamore Street, D2 The Front Lounge – 33 Parliament Street, D2 Andrews Lane Theatre – 9 St. Andrew’s Lane, D2 Turk’s Head – 27 Parliament Street, D2 The Pantibar – 8 Capel Street, D1 Copper Alley – Exchange Street, D2

ON THE BELFAST MAP

ON THE DUBLIN MAP

(1) Kremlin – 96 Donegall Street (2) Union Street – 8-14 Union Street (3) Shoe Factory – Union Street (4) Foxes Den – (first floor) 106-110 Donegall Street (5) Mynt – 2-16 Dunbar Street (6) John Hewitt – 51 Donegall Street (7) Sunflower - 65 Union Street

(1) The Dragon - 64 Sth Great Georges Street (3) The George - 89 South Great Georges Street (4) Front Lounge - 33 Parliament Street (5) Pantibar - 8 Capel Street, Dublin (6) Rule @ The Turk’s Head - 27 Parliament Street (7) Dandelion Nightclub – 130-133 Saint Stephen’s Green West (8) Andrews Lane Theatre – 9 St. Andrews Lane (9) Copper Alley – Exchange Street, Temple Bar