EW’s 2015 Baby

EW’S 2015 Baby Power Li

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PRINCE GEORGE OF CAMBRIDGE

PRINCE WILLIAM & CATHERINE, DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE ˚ Suave and sophisticated, Prince George was breaking hearts before he was born, and now he regally reigns over pumpkin patches and playdates. He may be only the third heir to the throne, but his swagger in the swaddle suggests he’s not remotely fazed by the opening lineup.

NORTH WEST

KANYE WEST & KIM KARDASHIAN ˚ Prince George, I’ma let you finish, but Kim and Kanye’s baby is one of the best of all time. Of all time! And thanks to her stage parents, we’re betting that soon enough she’ll dominate the recording industry. (No, seriously—she’s already on Tidal.)

WYATT KUTCHER

ASHTON KUTCHER & MILA KUNIS ˚ Much like her parents, that ’70s baby just seems like the kind of infant you’d want to sit back and, like, have a beer with.

SILAS TIMBERLAKE

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE & JESSICA BIEL ˚ How early is too early for baby’s first fedora? We sense that Silas will inherit Timberlake’s smooth style as much as he’ll inherit Biel’s 7th Heaven values. We hope.

RIVER ROSE BLACKSTOCK

BRANDON BLACKSTOCK & KELLY CLARKSON ˚ If Clarkson is America’s idol, then wideeyed River is America’s baby. Based on Clarkson’s frequent photos of River jamming out with headphones, we’re counting down the days until she faces off against Carrie Underwood’s progeny in Idol season 45, covering One Direction oldies.

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MAGGIE SIMPSON

The Simpsons

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MIKEY Look Who’s Talking

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TOMMY PICKLES Rugrats

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ADRIAN WOODHOUSE

Rosemary’s Baby

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With the long-awaited May 2 birth of Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana of Cambridge, royal-baby hysteria is sweeping the world. (What color will they paint the nursery?! Who designed the pram?!) It’s time to prepare our favorite celebrity kids for life in the public eye. If the children are our future, these babies will ensure that star power rules long after this generation literally can’t even anymore. —MARC SNETIKER

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PRINCESS CHARLOTTE OF CAMBRIDGE

PRINCE WILLIAM & CATHERINE, DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE

˚ At press time, Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana had just been born and thus has yet to show any personality traits. Stars, they’re just like us! (And at fourth in line for the crown, she might as well be one of us regular folks, anyway.)

JAMES REYNOLDS

RYAN REYNOLDS & BLAKE LIVELY ˚ Flipping gendernormative baby names on their head is progressive gal James, whose combo of Lively’s and Reynolds’ DNA is the most important development in genes since TheSisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

AVRI DOWNEY

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. & SUSAN DOWNEY ˚ Being the daughter of Iron Man comes with a few perks: zerogravity games of airplane, peekaboo with Daddy’s electromagnetic arc reactor, and enough toys (both FisherPrice and Maserati) to put the “play” in “billionaire playboy.”

EVERLY TATUM

CHANNING TATUM & JENNA DEWAN TATUM ˚ We eagerly await Everly’s film debut in Poop Up 2: The Streets.

OLIVER FINLAY DALLAS

JOSH DALLAS & GINNIFER GOODWIN ˚ The son of Prince Charming and Snow White is technically royal, sure, but if Once Upon a Time is any indication, our fascination will really set in once he meets Queen Elsa.

JUSTIN BIEBER

˚ Egging houses? Reckless driving? This 21-year-old celebrity baby is proof that getting older doesn’t mean growing up. We can think of at least 10 other toddlers he should be looking up to, even if he has to look down.

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BABY SINCLAIR

Dinosaurs

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STEWIE GRIFFIN

Family Guy

How to Announce a Celebrity Pregnancy

1 | Get pregnant. 2 | Wait five months. 3 | Attend a major awards show—say, the MTV VMAs. 4 | Perform your platinum single “Love on Top” for four minutes and 15 seconds. 5 | When the song ends, drop the mic and unbutton your sequined blazer to reveal maternity pants. 6 | Rub your baby bump. 7 | Sit back as you break the record for most tweets per second for a single event. 8 | Have baby.