The Bullseye

Sometimes, late at night, if you’re very quiet and the moon is still, you can hear America pretending to like boxing again.

Here’s a look at the pop culture news that was right on target this week—and the events that missed the mark

Disastrous Duck Dynasty musical closing in Vegas after one month. Maybe it was too much duck and not enough Dynasty.

Jamie Foxx butchers national anthem, proving that not all bombs are bursting in air. Netflix adapting Green Eggs and Ham for TV. “I do not like them,” said Sam-I-Am, turning directly to the camera. Britney and Iggy’s “Pretty Girls”: a song of summer so bland, we’d rather listen to potato salad being left out in the sun

Missed the divine Last Man on Earth? You have until the end of the world—or next season—to binge!

Man steals Elton John’s heart-shaped glasses, in the most depressing event since “Candle in the Wind.”

Oops, sorry—the most depressing event since “Candle in the Wind” is actually Bret Michaels’ new country album.

Eva Longoria replaces Scary Spice at a Spice Girls reunion. Meanwhile, Teri Hatcher angrily replaces her agent.

The Wedding Singer’s rapping granny dies at 101. We bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie in her honor.

J. Lo’s Selena tribute was so classy, it’s hard to believe it came from the same woman who wore this:

Don’t get Thronesed—read The Magicians before it becomes your new favorite Syfy series.

Local woman gives birth.

With his departure, there will be a big gap in late-night.

We can only hope Dirty Grandpa is as good as the on-set photos of Zac Efron.

George R.R. Martin says he’s a huge Grateful Dead fan...which may explain why Arya was named Jerya Garcia in the original draft.

New iPhone app revives Tamagotchi, just in time for you to kill it.