Sound Bites

“I bet kids think Rancho Cucamonga is a place the Workaholics guys made up.”

—Mindy Kaling on Twitter

“The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots— and I have a bow and arrow.”

—Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) in Avengers: Age of Ultron

“It’s like we’re the Beatles, and now we just need Yoko.”

—Jared (Zach Woods), trying to explain why Pied Piper should hire a female engineer, on Silicon Valley

“It’s good. You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinkin’ alcohol. It’s science.”

—Nick (Jake Johnson), approving of Coach’s (Damon Wayans Jr.) post-breakup bender, on New Girl

“What a waste of a good kidnapping.”

—Tyrion (Peter Dinklage), learning that his captor Jorah Mormont (Iain Glen) is taking him where he was already planning to go, on Game of Thrones “We should have been drug dealers years ago.”

—Donnie (Kristian Bruun)

“Pharmaceutical entrepreneurs.”

—Alison (Tatiana Maslany), embracing her new business endeavor, on Orphan Black “The trouble with poodle skirts is they can’t be worn with a straight face anymore. You need a dash of irony or you’ll simply look naive.”

—Trixie (Helen George), discussing wardrobe options for an upcoming square dance, on Call the Midwife

“Why does he even bother with a washboard? He could play his abs.”

—Maggie (Debi Mazar), watching Josh (Nico Tortorella) perform with his band, on Younger