“It’s like we’re the Beatles, and now we just need Yoko.”
—Mindy Kaling on Twitter
—Jared (Zach Woods), trying to explain why Pied Piper should hire a female engineer, on Silicon Valley
“The trouble with poodle skirts is they can’t be worn with a straight face anymore. You need a dash of irony or you’ll simply look naive.” —Trixie (Helen George), discussing wardrobe options for an upcoming square dance, on Call the Midwife
“The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots— and I have a bow and arrow.”
“It’s good. You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinkin’ alcohol. It’s science.” —Nick (Jake Johnson), approving of Coach’s (Damon Wayans Jr.) post-breakup bender, on New Girl
—Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) in Avengers: Age of Ultron
“Why does he even bother with a washboard? He could play his abs.”
“We should have been drug dealers years ago.” —Donnie (Kristian Bruun)
“What a waste of a good kidnapping.” —Tyrion (Peter Dinklage), learning that his captor Jorah Mormont (Iain Glen) is taking him where he was already planning to go, on Game of Thrones
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“Pharmaceutical entrepreneurs.” —Alison (Tatiana Maslany), embracing her new business endeavor, on Orphan Black
—Maggie (Debi Mazar), watching Josh (Nico Tortorella) perform with his band, on Younger
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“I bet kids think Rancho Cucamonga is a place the Workaholics guys made up.”
