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04 Spotlight 06 Wellness Tips for a New You in a New Year 06 Beezwax 07 Tri-Cities Nightlife 08 Puzzle Page 09 Pets of the Week 10 Happy New Year! 11 Things To Do 12 Tri-Cities Faces and Places 14 Doctor's Tips for Staying Healthy During the Holiday Season

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Biker Events

16 Give the Gift of Comfort

Ken Silvers

22 WQUT Concert Schedule

Wendy Hayden Ann Hartley

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The Holiday Hustle 21 Pop Life Leave the World Behind 23 Batteries Not Included: The Diary of the 12 Daays of Christmas

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Bristol, TN/VA Bristol TN/Va WEDNESDAY Dec 20th JC Tokes 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Thursday Dec 21st From the Edge 6:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar FRIDAY Dec 22nd Trevor Meade 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Christmas with Samantha Gray 7:00pm at Delta Blues BBQ The Great Big Hug 9:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar SATURDAY Dec 23rd Matt Martin 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House Kayla McKinney 11:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar Johnson City Johnson City, TN TUESDAY Dec 19th Old Time Jam 5:00pm at Yee-Haw Brewing Company Brim & Marci Leal 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza

Southbound’s Christmas Eve Eve Party 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar

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Shake It Like A Caveman 7:00pm at The Down Home Artificial Ignorance | Ishmael & the Natives | Crosby & Diesel Fumes 10:00pm at Capone’s SATURDAY Dec 23rd Dan Herrell & The Troubadours 9:00pm at Wild Wing Cafe Elderbug | Accidents Club | EyeCandy 10:00pm at Capone’s SUNDAY Dec 24th Rheva & Keegan’s Irish Fiddle Tunes 5:30pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub Kingsport Kingsport, TN FRIDAY Dec 22nd Cari Coates Band 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar SATURDAY Dec 23rd Daniel Byrd and the Boogie Machine 7:00pm at Gypsy Circus Cider Company

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Wellness Tips for a New You in the New Year If your list of New Year’s resolutions is a mile long, you may be feeling overwhelmed and unsure where to start. Let these three essential wellness tips set you up for a successful year and give you the power, energy and determination you need to reach all your other goals. Make Time For Breakfast Many people make the mistake of skipping breakfast, particularly if they are trying to lose weight. But breakfast is an essential part of your overall health and wellbeing, giving you the fuel and energy you need to power the day until lunch. This is important to help kickstart your metabolism and regulate your hunger. Think you don’t have time to prepare a healthy breakfast? You’re not alone. However, many are

open to implementing this habit with quicker breakfast options that cut prep time in half. In fact, 51% of consumers agree that frozen breakfast foods are the most convenient option and 37% said they would eat frozen breakfast foods more often if they were healthier, according to market research from Mintel. Thanks to quick and tasty options like Eggland’s Best Frozen Breakfast Bowls, made with hearty ingredients and ready to eat in minutes, there are efficient ways to enjoy a nutritious breakfast. Not only do the bowls taste great, but they are made with nutritionally superior Eggland’s Best eggs, which contain six times more vitamin D, more than double the Omega-3s and 10 times more vitamin E compared to ordinary eggs, so you can feel confident that you’re getting optimal nutrition before taking on the busy day ahead. The bowls are available in three great tasting flavors, Sausage & Cheese, Salsa, Bacon & Cheese, and Loaded Potato Scramble, meaning you certainly won’t get bored putting your new breakfast plan into action. Practice Self-Care Between work, family life and other commitments, it can seem challenging to carve out time for yourself. But a little self-care goes a long way toward helping you recharge and better manage all your responsibilities and stressors. Whether it’s going for a run, taking a yoga class, doing arts and crafts or reading a book, be sure to spend some time each week doing something that you love that makes you feel your best. Prioritize Sleep Prioritizing sleep will improve every aspect of your physical and mental wellness and help you achieve all your other goals. Unfortunately, streaming devices, social media and other

distractions make it all too easy to stay up later than you intend. Setting an alarm in the evening can serve as a gentle reminder that it’s time to put down devices and start your bedtime routine, helping you create a more consistent sleep schedule. This will also eliminate exposure to blue light late in the evening, an environmental factor that has been proven to make it harder to fall asleep. Achieving your goals starts with feeling your best. Make that happen in the New Year by prioritizing the most essential building blocks of health and wellness, from sunrise to sundown. (StatePoint)

NIGHTLIFE

WEDNESDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Pub Out Back (The Italian Pizza Pub) - Johnson City 7pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke Night at Wonderland Lounge and Bar - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke with Ron at Kingsport Moose Lodge 6:30pm Loudmouth Karaoke at Michael Waltrip Brewing Company - Bristol, VA on Wednesday, April 5th at 7pm THURSDAY Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub - Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Wild Wings Cafe - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzeria - Johnson City, TN Karaoke at Tipsy Toad Tavern - Jonesborough, TN FRIDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Rainbow Asian Cuisine - Johnson City, TN 9pm Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Sports Mill - Kingsport, TN 8pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm SATURDAY Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm Karaoke with DJ Clyde and Prestige Entertainment at Macado’s -Kingsport, TN 9pm Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm

TRIVIA

TUESDAY Team Trivia at Wild Wing Café Johnson City TN DJ Trivia at Union Street Taproom Erwin, TN 5pm Trivia at The Corner Bar Bristol, VA 8pm Trivia at Aubrey’s Johnson City 7pm WEDNESDAY Trivia at Tipsy Toad Jonesborough, TN 7pm Trivia Night Mellow Mushroom Bristol, VA 7pm Trivia at Aubrey’s Bristol 7pm THURSDAY Mellow Trivia at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN- 7pm Trivia at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 7pm

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TUESDAY Singo at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 6:30pm

DJ NIGHT THURSDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

WEDNESDAY Bingo at Tipton Street Pub Johnson City, TN 9pm Singo at Holy Taco & Cantina Boones Creek, TN 8pm Blazin’ Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN 6pm

FRIDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

THURSDAY Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Bristol VA 6pm Singo at Aubrey’s Bristol 7:00 PM

SUNDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille Bristol, TN 10pm

SATURDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

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New Years Eve Events Balloon Drop and Late Skate

Happy New Year!!!

December 31, 2023 @ 7 p.m. Johnson City Family Skate Center $20 Per Person Ring in the new year at this family-friendly skating event with an afternoon balloon drop. Or, join the late skate for adults and ring in the new year on wheels.

New Year’s Eve Gatsby Party

December 31, 2023 @ 8 p.m. Holiday Inn, 101 West Springbrook Drive, Johnson City $78 Per Person At this fun Gatsby party, guests will come decked out in their best 1920s clothes to enjoy dancing, cocktails, hors d’oeuvres, and more.

New Year’s Eve Skate Party

December 31, 2023 Bristol Skate Way (423) 968-9680 There will be a fun mid-day skate for the younger crowd and a late-night skate where you can welcome in the new year.

Bristol Hotel New Year’s Eve Gala

December 31, 2023 @ 10 p.m. Bristol Hotel, VA 276-325-2792 Dress to the nines ringing in the new year with a night of fun, friends — and a little bit of mystery! Wear your fanciest attire and be prepared to hide your face behind one of our masquerade masks (while supplies last) or bring your own!

Family Friendly New Year’s Eve Bash

December 31, 2023 Fizzy Fairway, Kingsport $14 Per Person Admission includes a round of mini-golf, an arcade pass, a scoop of ice cream, and a flute of sparkling juice. You can upgrade to an alcoholic beverage for just $3 more.

New Year’s Day Hikes

Every January 1st, local state parks and natural areas host guided nature hikes to help you start the year off right. These are our local parks participating in 2024: • Bays Mountain Park • David Crockett Birthplace State Park • Roan Mountain State Park • Sycamore Shoals State Historic Park • Warriors Path State Park • Rocky Fork State Park

New Year’s Eve Gala

December 31, 2023 LampLight Theatre, Kingsport $40/Show + Food, $15/Show Only At this New Year’s Eve Gala, you’ll enjoy a variety of live performances from actors, comedians, and musicians. You can upgrade your ticket to include heavy hors-d’oeuvres. No alcohol allowed.

New Year’s Eve Rock-N-Wrestle

December 31, 2023 @ 7 p.m. Net Pro Studios, Kingsport What better way to start the new year than with an action-packed pro wrestling match? In addition to the main event, there will also be food trucks onsite.

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SATURDAYS ACOA (adult children of alcoholics) 1:30-3:00pm. Call for info Bill 423-444-6107 or Cheryl 423-262-6149 THURSDAY DEC 21ST Storytime in the Park 10:30am at King Commons Park IBN Biz Lunch 11:30 at Golden Corral Buffet & Grill FRIDAY DEC 22ND Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park SATURDAY DEC 23RD Johnson City Love & Hiking Date For Couples (Self-Guided) 7:00am at Willow Springs Park Christmas Stand Up Special 8:00pm at Wallace Theatre

THURSDAY DEC 21ST “Jolly Santa” Canvas Class 6:00 PM at Kil'n Time Contemporary Ceramics FRIDAY DEC 22ND “Snowy Landscape” Canvas Class 6:00 PM at Kil'n Time Contemporary Ceramics SATURDAY DEC 23RD Board Game Night 5:00pm at Bristol Public Library

Christmas at the Carousel 6:00pm at Kingsport Carousel SATURDAY DEC 23RD Nature: Wolf Howling 10:00am at Bays Mountain Park & Planetarium

JONESBOROUGH TUESDAYS Jonesborough Storytelling Guild “Stories n’More” Show 7:00pm at The Intl. Storytelling Center

ABINGDON, VA WEDNESDAY DEC 20TH Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Community Center FRIDAY DEC 22ND Movies for Adults 2:00pm at Washington County Public Library SUNDAY DEC 24TH Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Community Center

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WEDNESDAY DEC 20TH Holiday Teas 1:30pm at Allandale Mansion FRIDAY DEC 22ND Holiday Teas 1:30pm at Allandale Mansion

Winter Farmer Market 8:00am at Jonesborough Farmers ERWIN Market WEDNESDAY DEC 20TH Historic Jonesborough Erwin Candlelight Nativity Town Tour 1:00pm at Chester Inn Parade 7:00pm State Historic Site at Downtown Erwin

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Give the Gift of Comfort This Holiday Season The holiday season is upon us and what better way to spread warmth and joy than by giving the gift of comfort? Use this gift guide to embrace coziness and style, while making the holiday season truly unforgettable for everyone on your list.

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This week marks my 38th circle around the sun as well as the kickoff to the Christmas weekend. With a week full of celebrations that span the state, I saved half my vacation time so I wouldn’t be trying to fit in the festivities around my work and travel schedule. While most might consider it a waste of PTO to not cash it in on a trip to an exotic locale, I personally am thrilled at the idea of 10 solid days of having no agenda and ample time to travel to my family holiday commitments. The older I’m getting, the more luxurious it seems to simply have zero itinerary and be able to wake in the morning naturally without the aid of a blaring alarm. This time of year can create burnout for anyone, and for someone like me who works in the alcohol industry and has a December birthday, there’s an added layer of stress that could easily tip me over the edge if I don’t create space for myself. With all the hustle and bustle of the holidays, I suggest you also carve out some time for rest and rejuvenation.

in Nashville for 6 people this year workday at 6p, I kept a healthy work/ and had a complete meltdown life balance. It’s also important to while trying to serve the meal. I had be strict with yourself with your created a vision in my head of all bedtime. It’s easy to be at a holiday the food being plated and properly party having a great time and stay served, with place settings laid, so out late; however, this will throw when everyone arrived they would off the entire next day making you walk in and be blown away with the sluggish and unproductive and perfect execution. Unfortunately, the creating unnecessary stress. Set timing went completely awry and firm boundaries and let people know people came while I was still finishing ahead of time if you will be cutting the sides. We all ended up eating out early so they don’t pressure off paper plates instead of proper you to stay. A friend of mine had dinnerware…and no one cared. After a birthday party a few weeks ago I collected myself, I realized if it were on a Sunday night that started at me walking into someone’s home 7:30p and was 35 minutes from who was gracious enough to cook my home. I always go to bed at 9p a huge meal, the last thing I would through the week to accommodate care about is what I was eating it off my 5:30a alarm and non-negotiable of, or if it was running a little late on workouts, but additionally I had a getting done. We’ve got to stop killing very important meeting with our ourselves with comparison; no one is distributors the next day to account broadcasting their blooper reel, only for. I let everyone in the group know a well-curated feature of highlights I had to leave by 9, but still showed and milestones. up, supported and gave a gift and it In addition to consciously alleviating was totally fine. A lot of time peer self-imposed mental pressure, being pressure can be the source of a lot of diligent in my time management has holiday stress, but if you make your boundaries known ahead of time, One aspect of holiday stress I struggle become critical around the holidays. people will be less likely to rib you If I don’t properly plan my days/ with the most is the pressure to make about it. weeks, it’s easy double book and everything perfect. We’re inundated over-commit. If you don’t already Speaking of boundaries, one of the with images of holiday cheer from utilize the calendar in your phone or most important things a person the time we’re children. Whether a planner, I definitely suggest doing can do during the holidays is learn it’s in classic holiday films, Hallmark so. With so many events and to-do to say NO. It’s natural to want to cards, Norman Rockwell paintings lists it would be impossible to stay on accommodate everyone’s plans or just the current social media blitz top of everything by memory alone, and in doing so it’s very easy to put of influencer families in matching which would lead to an enormous yourself last. I am single with no pajama sets snuggled up with cocoa amount of fire-drills and last-minute kids and I get burned out, so I can’t around the tree, it can lead you to scrambling when something is fathom the chaos of adding children believe if your holidays don’t match inevitably forgotten. As soon as a and in-laws and their plans to the up to this unrealistic portrayal of the commitment is made add it to the mix. If someone asks you to prepare perfect family gathering, you’ve failed. calendar, and when any task/gift something you don’t have time for, In reality, everyone is a mess; we all buying arises, place it on the to-do don’t do it. They’ll figure it out. It have crazy family members, money is list. is ok to decline an invitation that is tight, and there aren’t enough hours going to drain you. If people love It is also important to put impose a in the day. I hosted Thanksgiving strict curfew and stick to it; this year you they will care more about your well-being than your presence at a I was diligent in my daily schedule and it has alleviated so much stress. silly event. Do what is best for you and your family and stop saying yes to By making my morning workouts things that make you miserable. The non-negotiable and ending my

holidays are meant to be the happiest time of year, so stop forcing yourself to spend time with people you don’t like in situations that cause anxiety. Life is too short! The biggest lesson I’ve learned this year is that your relationship with yourself is more important than anything. When you start giving yourself the same love and respect and prioritization that you’ve given freely and unreciprocated to so many others, your life will improve drastically. Sometimes this might mean we lose people… well, good. They needed to go anyway. Always carve out time for your own wellbeing, but this time of year it’s especially important. Don’t let the holiday hustle send you into 2024 on a downward trajectory. Happy Holidays!

XO - Kathie

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T he Holiday Hustle

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I admitted in this column I have never been a huge fan of Julia Roberts. However, as the years have passed I have had a change of heart and can now appreciate her talent. Roberts is starring, along with Mahershala Ali and Ethhan Hawke in the new film "Leave the World Behind", based on the 2020 novel by Rumaan Alam. Roberts stars as Amanda Sanford, who, at the beginning of the film, reveals she has a hatred and mistrust for humans. Amanda has unexpectedly planned a trip for her husband Clay (Hawke) and their two kids Archie (Charlie Evans) and Rose (Farrah Mackenzie) to a rented house on Long Island. You know from the beginning of the film, something ominous is going to occur due to the tone of the soundtrack music. After the family arrives on Long Island, they settle into the beautiful house, with a pool and lots of windows for a perfect view of the woods surrounding the home. This is the type of home you would see on one of those real estate reality shows of which I love to watch. So the scene is set for the family to have a perfect holiday. However, one upsetting factor for the family is the lack of cell phone service when they get to the house, and like most of humanity, this is a disaster in the making. Rose is even more upset at the lack of cell and internet service as she has been watching the entire "Friends"

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television series and was ready for the very last episode when the cell and internet service collapsed. Their tech issues aside, the family heads to the beach the next day, and while there an oil tanker runs ashore causing panic and evacuation. Once they return to the rented house, they have no way to connect to the outside world via television or internet to see what caused the ship to run ashore. Late the same evening while the family is asleep, someone knocks on the door, causing Amanda to panic. When Clay opens the door, he is greeted by the supposed owner of the home, G.H. Scott (Ali) and his daughter Ruth (Myha'la). G.H. says the two returned to their home due to a blackout in the city. Amanda doesn't trust the duo, but Clay allows them to stay overnight in the basement of the house. The following morning Clay decides to drive to town in an attempt to get information on what is going on, and G.H. is going over to the neighboring house. When he arrives at the neighbors home, G.H. discovers the grounds of the home wrecked, and when he walks over to the hill to the beach makes a shocking discovery. While on the beach, he sees a passenger plane crash before him. Meanwhile, while attempting to get into town, Clay encounters a panicked lady beside the road who only speaks Spanish, of which he does not speak. In a split second decision, he abandons the lady, and then encounters a drone dropping leaflets, causing him to head back to the house. While Clay was away, Rose has seen deer come on to the property in large numbers, but when she tells Archie, he expresses no concern. Later, Archie and Rose walk down to a nearby shed, and while there, a sudden shrill noise causes all the parties to cover their ears in pain. Clay and Amanda soon make the decision to head back to the city, but while on the way encounter a blocked highway full of abandoned vehicles, resulting in their return to the house. After they return to the house matters soon

turn from bad to worse, as the shrill noise returns, this time so powerful it cracks windows in the house. The next morning as the family awakens, Archie is sick and his top teeth begin to fall out. Panicked, G.H. attempts to get help for Archie from one of his neighbors, Danny (Kevin Bacon), a doomsday preparist, but he is uncooperative, unti pleas from Clay make him agreeable. From this point forward in the film, the families discover what is causing their world to be turned upside down (no spoiler here), and eventually find a safe haven. Producer and director Sam Esmail

("Mr. Robot") has created a tense and edge-of-your-seat thriller, leaving me pondering "what if", which is clearly the point of the novel and film. The actors involved are all in top form, with Roberts and Hawke making a great onscreen couple. In addition, seeing Kevin Bacon in a brief but unforgettable cameo was great. If you are looking for a psychological thriller, "Leave the World Behind" is your ticket. Now streaming on Netflix and in limited theatrical release. (Rated R)

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Leave the World Behind

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Hello friends and loved ones! In the many years I’ve been writing for The Loafer I have tackled the subject of the Christmas season time and time again. However, in my opinion, I do not think I ever did anything better on the subject than this piece that you’re about to read, which is appearing again in this column this season for the first time in years. A very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all. December 25 Dear Diary, Here we are, Christmas day! My wife and I have had a wonderful Christmas! We had a marvelous meal and enjoyed spending time with family and friends. However, we're doing something different this year. We're going to roll our gifts out over the 12 days of Christmas. Should be exciting, and perhaps let that Christmas spirit last a little longer. Today I was given a beautiful pear tree, with a partridge on the top of it. The cat is having a fit over the bird, and I'm trying to figure out where in the yard to put the tree. December 26 Dear Diary, Today my wife gave me two turtle doves, they're getting along just fine with the partridge. I didn't really ever think I'd have any birds in my lifetime, but now I have three. They're pretty, and they sing

well. The cat drools when he walks by them. We're keeping them as far away from him as possible, I have to run to PetSmart to buy bird feed.

to me by the gross. We've locked the cat down in the basement, he has that same gleam in his eyes that I do when I look at the Waffle House menu.

December 27

January 1

Dear Diary,

OK, things are taking an odd turn, more birds! Today it was three French hens— though I appreciate the number thing she has going for her, I don't know what to do with French hens. Why the French ones? What was wrong with American ones? Will they lay eggs? I mean, it would be nice to have eggs on demand. Still, all these fowl are starting to be a bit foul (I'm hilarious, dairy. Hilarious).

Happy New Year! I'm looking forward to a fresh start for a prosperous new year. We had a great time last night at the party, I fully admit that I overdid it. So much so, that I thought I was hallucinating this morning when I looked out on the lawn and saw eight young ladies milking cows. It was very real, and today's gift. I'm starting to think this whole “12 days of Christmas” thing was a horrible idea.

December 28 Dear Diary, Four colly birds! What the hell is up with all the damn birds? Did someone tell my wife I wanted to open up an aviary? Because whoever did is DEAD to me! I am now the owner of ten birds. The checkout people at PetSmart all know me by name at this point. Today I'm going to pick up more feed, and move the birds into a shack I've built in the back. Wish me luck, diary. December 29 Dear Diary,

January 3

Finally! NO MORE BIRDS! Instead today I was given Five Golden Rings. I have no idea what I'm going to do with five golden rings, I'm just glad it wasn't more birds.

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Dear Diary, My life is becoming a circus. This evergrowing menagerie now has nine ladies dancing. Birds chirp, maids milk, and now women are dancing all over the house. I'm starting to feel like a club owner. As if I found a barn somewhere full of animals and just said "Dance around it all." If I hear “Cotton Eye Joe” one more time I'm going to scream for 24 hours straight.

December 30

Batteries Not Included

January 2

I spoke too soon. Six Geese. Where did she find all of these things!? Was QVC having a fire sale on birds or something? I really wish she was a bit more practical in her gifting. It's not that I dislike having these birds around, they're lovely. The thing is, I'm just starting to feel a little like Tippi Hedren. I buy my wife jewelry, and she keeps on giving me the bird. December 31 Dear Diary, Happy New Year's Eve! We're going out to a friend's tonight for a party, I'm looking forward to it. As you could guess, today it was yet more birds. Seven Swans, who have all taken up residency in our pool. They just swim, peck, eat, swim, peck, eat. PetSmart now sells food

I think today's gift was more for my wife than it was for me—actually I think this whole gift thing is just her attempt to Gaslight me. Today it was nine lords a-leaping. Men dancing this time. You can't move anywhere on my property without running into a man or a woman, wearing a leotard, jumping around as if their life depended on it. I think I've fallen into my own personal Circ Du Soleil Hell.

January 4 Dear Diary, Eleven Pipers. That will not. Stop. Piping. You know how much I hate Renascence fairs? Well, guess what? I'm now living in the middle of one. They won't even stop at night! Who did I marry, what happened to that gal? She loved board games and Apple products, not slow torturing her spouse! I think what's far scarier, is that there was a place she could order all of this from. Do you just search for "Lords A-Leaping" on Amazon? Does that get Prime shipping? January 5 Dear Diary, Today is the final day, praise Jesus! I woke up this morning to what I thought was the sound of rifles being fired to finally put me out of my misery but instead was my last present. Twelve drummers. Just like the pipers of yesterday, they never stop drumming. They even followed me all the way down to the police station. Did I fail to mention that I was brought in for questioning this morning? It seems that having nine young ladies milking cows on your front lawn is a borderline violation of labor laws. PETA has set up a protest outside my house as well, they are upset with the number of caged critters on my land. I was even on the news last night! To top it all off, this morning in my mail, I found a sternly worded letter from Oprah. Next year, I am not exchanging gifts with my wife. I'm just gonna get her a McDonald's gift card...it'll be all I can afford after the legal bills. See you next week.

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The Diary of The Twelve Days of Christmas