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‘Engaging the South’ Exhibition Coming to ETSU Gallery

“Engaging the South,” a collection of photographs curated by East Tennessee State University graduate Joshua K. Harr with William Major, is coming soon to Johnson City.

The exhibition runs June 2-July 22 at Tipton Gallery with a reception planned for Friday, June 2, from 6-8 p.m. during the Blue Plum Festival. Nationally renowned Appalachian photographer Mike Smith will be on hand.

The exhibition brings to light new voices challenging negative stereotypes of the South, organizers said, through open dialogue and narratives from a

wide spectrum of photographers who come from many backgrounds. Featured artists include Noah Booshu, Matthew J. Brown, Amber Dawn Farley, Jerry D. Greer, Joshua K. Harr, William Major and Jane Lindsay, Julie Rae Powers, Joi West and Billie Wheeler. Their works illuminate the often-overlooked conversations surrounding the region’s past and identity: Major and Lindsay’s work explores the educational opportunities for nonviolent inmates at the Harlan County Detention Center receiving college credits. They promote self-expression by creating

antithetical mugshots with an alternative process of photography. In contrast, Billie Wheeler’s introspective self-portraits distort the face and highlight psychological masking in modern society.

Powers’ photographs broaden the limits of identity in rural Appalachia by providing voice and recognition to the queer community experience which is often overlooked. Similarly, West’s photographic investigations of the LGBTQ+ population in Alabama are products of good rapport that allowed a process of intimate revelations that explore the vulnerable aspects of their nature captured in portraits.

Harr’s photographs offer a personal look into the landscape and cultural shortcomings. Many old cliches due to racism to cruel religious philosophies, poor education and hateful iconography are challenged, organizers noted.

Harr is joined by fellow ETSU alumni Farley, Booshu and Brown in their interest of documenting families,

communities and place in Appalachia and the South. Farley’s photographs catalog slow change to the landscape and residents, including her own family in Shady Valley. Brown’s project displays a subjective and intimate view of his grandparents’ last years. Meanwhile, Booshu’s photographs document his exploration of the homeland of his blues music heroes in Mississippi.

Greer’s body of work addresses the economic impact, environmental devastation and negative health complications experienced by the communities due to the modernization of coal mining technology in the Central Appalachian Mountains.

Tipton Gallery is located at 126 Spring Street in Johnson City, and the exhibition is happening in partnership with the Arts Fund of East Tennessee Foundation.

Bristol TN/Va

Bristol, TN/VA

WEDNESDAY Jun 21st

Jace Smith 7:00pm at Delta Blues BBQ

The Well Dogs 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House

THURSDAY Jun 22nd

Alpine Motel 6:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar

Little Jon Chrisley and Friends

7:00pm at Cascade Draft House

FRIDAY Jun 23rd

The Great Big Hug 6:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar

Drew Dodson 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House

Mississippi East 8:30pm at Bristol Casino Bar

SATURDAY Jun 24th

Jace Smith 4:00pm at Wiseman’s Western & Work

Kayla McKinney 6:00pm at Bristol Casino Bar

Benjamin Weimer followed by RJ Smith 7:00pm at Cascade Draft House

Carolina Reign 8:30pm at Bristol Casino Bar

Johnson City

Johnson City, TN

TUESDAY Jun 20th

Brim & Marci Leal 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza

WEDNESDAY Jun 21st

Rheva & Keegan’s Irish Fiddle Tunes 5:30pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub

HB Beverly 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza

THURSDAY Jun 22nd

Justin Mychals 6:30pm at Rocks Wood Fired Pizza

Florencia and the Feeling 6:30pm at Lakeside Concert Series

FRIDAY Jun 23rd

Julie Williams & The Hired

Guns 8:00pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub

Kris Rowdy & The Hellbillys | Mindset 10:00pm at Capone’s

SATURDAY Jun 24th

The Merlin’s Nest 8:00pm at Mulligan’s Gaming Pub

WyndRider | Season of the Witch | Appalachian Death Cult

10:00pm at Capone’s

Kingsport

Kingsport, TN

FRIDAY Jun 23rd

Borderline Band

7:00pm at Twilight Alive

Corey J Smith 7:00pm at Gypsy Circus Cider Company

Shooter Band 7 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar

SATURDAY Jun 24th

Donnie & The Dry Heavers

7:00pmat Gypsy Circus

Cider Company

Borderline Band 9:00pm at CJ’s Sports Bar

Jonesborough

Jonesborough, TN

FRIDAY Jun 23rd

Into the Fog 7:00pm at Music on the Square

Elizabethton

Elizabethton, TN

SATURDAY Jun 24th

G-Man Blues and Dr Ron

7:00pm at Covered Bridge Jams

Roan Mountain

Roan Mountain, TN

FRIDAY June 23rd

Jace Smith 4:00pm at Americano Steak House

Big Son band plays the Hot Nights, Cool Music concert series

Summer is coming and what better way to spend a few warm evenings than enjoying Northeast State’s annual “Hot Nights, Cool Music” summer concert series. The series features local, regional, and nationally known musical artists taking the stage at the Ballad Center for the Performing Arts theater on the Blountville campus.

Big Son band performs June 29 at the Ballad Health Center for the Performing Arts theater on the College’s Blountville campus next to Tri-Cities Airport. The show is free and open to the public. The music starts at 7:00 p.m. with doors opening at 6:30 p.m.

To handle a mix of genres, from New Orleans soul to songs about love and loss,

songwriter and singer Jared Bentley has surrounded himself with the right mixture of musicianship. A solid rhythm section of Mike Sams and Kevin Light sets the canvas and the painters Jerry Henninger and Cepheus Strachan lay their color down.

Big Son is a fresh take on old Soul music, with a smidge of southern accents thrown in for good measure. Comprised of five guys with decades of experience on stages throughout the South, the band takes pride in crafting songs and shows that leave the audience wanting more. For more information about the concert series, visit www.northeaststate.edu or contact 423.354.5164

Northeast Tennessee Tourism Honors Top Performers During 26th Annual Pinnacle Awards

The Northeast Tennessee Tourism Association honored the tourism industry’s top accomplishments, businesses and individuals Tuesday, June 13 during the sold out 26th Annual Pinnacle Awards at The Heritage event facility hosted by Visit Johnson City. Presented by Bristol Motor Speedway and produced in partnership with the Tennessee Department of Tourist Development, representatives from the Tennessee Department of Tourist Development and HospitalityTN were on hand as top performers who contribute to tourist related community and economic development in the Northeast Tennessee region were honored. The organization saw nearly 75 nominations in categories for marketing, advertising, events, attractions, individual achievement, and supporting business awards.

Ranked by a panel of judges within the tourism industry across the United States, a new record of 39 Pinnacle Awards were given to the top nomination in each category. The event also hosted graduates of the Hospitality & Tourism Certificate program in partnership between East Tennessee State University and Northeast Tennessee Tourism Association.

Tourism in Northeast Tennessee

Tourism is the second largest economic driver in Tennessee. And in a non-pandemic year, Northeast Tennessee generates more than $773 million in direct tourist spending, more than $189 million in payroll while employing 6,300 people, and generating $25 million in local sales tax annually.

About the Northeast Tennessee Tourism Association

The Northeast Tennessee Tourism Association was named the state’s 2019 Destination Marketing Organization of the Year, with a mission to serve as a catalyst to enhance regional economic and community growth through the promotion and development of tourism. The organization was

chartered in 1977, as a nonprofit tourism promotion and development agency that serves Carter, Greene, Hancock, Hawkins, Johnson, Sullivan, Unicoi, and Washington counties in Tennessee. Pinnacle Awards were given to the following projects, events and individuals in both small and large budget categories:

Attraction of the Year

Scott Adams Memorial Skatepark

Tiebreakers

Event of the Year

Mountain City Sunflower Festival

Meet the Mountains

Best New Event

CareerQuest TN...Hospitality Works

Kingsport’s Red, White and BOOM!

Best Sports Event

NoliFest

Marching Bands of America

Roll With It Award

Gingy – Kingsport Christmas Connection Ambassador

Meet the Mountains Festival

Best Marketing Campaign

Explore Bristol

Best Public Relations Campaign

Bays Mountain Park Bobcats

Kingsport Wingman

Best High School Campaign

Look East, Sullivan East High School

Brochure or Guide

Carter County Visitor Guide

Rack Card

StoryTown Radio Show

Kingsport Fall Checklist

Mailer

ETSU Alliance for Continued Learning

Save the Date Meet the Mountains

Print Ad

Allegiant Nonstop Life, Carter County Tourism

Tri-Cities Airport Stairs, Explore Bristol

Commercial

Born in Bristol, Explore Bristol

Long Video

Explore Carter County

Bristol Caverns: Explore Underground, Explore Bristol

Short Video

Carter County Christmas

Explore the Outdoors, Explore Bristol

Social Media Campaign

Jonesborough: Small Business

Saturday

Explore Bristol

Agency of the Year

Cindy Dupree Holloway

Nominated by Birthplace of Country Music

Vendor of the Year

Creative Cat

Nominated by Visit Johnson City

Partner of the Year

Kingsport Public Works

Nominated by Visit Kingsport

Adventure Tourism

USA Raft Adventure Resort

Rising Star

Alayna Smith

Nominated by Greene County Partnership

Sustainability Leader

Jennifer Wilder

Nominated by Greene County Partnership

Frontline Employee of the Year

Eric Schrader, Courtyard Marriott

Nominated by Visit Johnson City

Volunteers of the Year

Richie Hayward

Nominated by Jonesborough Dept. of Tourism

Hospitality Leader of the Year

Christopher D. Haley

Nominated by The Blackthorn Club

Tourism Leader of the Year

Matt Moses

Nominated by USA Raft

Adventure Resort

Lifetime Achievement

James Ellis

Nominated by Visit Johnson City

TRI-CITIES NIGHTLIFE

WEDNESDAY

Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Pub Out Back (The Italian Pizza Pub) - Johnson City 7pm

Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm

Karaoke Night at Wonderland Lounge and Bar - Johnson City, TN 9pm

Karaoke with Ron at Kingsport Moose Lodge 6:30pm

Loudmouth Karaoke at Michael Waltrip Brewing Company - Bristol, VA on Wednesday, April 5th at 7pm

THURSDAY

Karaoke w/ Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub - Johnson City, TN 8pm

Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Wild Wings Cafe - Johnson City, TN 9pm

Karaoke at Numan’s - Johnson City, TN 10pm

Karaoke at Jiggy Rays Pizzeria - Johnson City, TN

Karaoke at Tipsy Toad Tavern - Jonesborough, TN

FRIDAY

Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Rainbow Asian Cuisine - Johnson City, TN 9pm

Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at The Sports Mill - Kingsport, TN 8pm

Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm

Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm

Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm

SATURDAY

Karaoke with Absolute Entertainment at Tulips Grub & Pub Johnson City, TN 8pm

Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm

Karaoke w/ Eric Huskins VFW Post 2108 – Johnson City, TN 8pm

Karaoke at Numan’s – Johnson City, TN 10pm

Karaoke with DJ Clyde and Prestige Entertainment at Macado’s -Kingsport, TN 9pm

Karaoke with Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub and Grille - Bristol, TN 10pm

TRIVIA BINGO DJ NIGHT

TUESDAY

Team Trivia at Wild Wing Café

Johnson City TN

DJ Trivia at Union Street Taproom Erwin, TN 5pm

Trivia at The Corner Bar Bristol, VA 8pm

WEDNESDAY

Trivia at Tipsy Toad

Jonesborough, TN 7pm

Trivia Night Mellow Mushroom Bristol, VA 7pm

THURSDAY

Mellow Trivia at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN- 7pm

Trivia at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 7:00pm

TUESDAY Singo at Riverside Taphouse at South Fork Bluff City, TN 6:30pm

WEDNESDAY Bingo at Tipton Street Pub Johnson City, TN 9pm

Singo at Holy Taco & Cantina Boones Creek, TN 8pm Blazin’ Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Johnson City, TN 6pm

THURSDAY Bingo at Mellow Mushroom Bristol VA 6pm

THURSDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and GrilleBristol, TN 10pm

FRIDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

SATURDAY Handsome Hodge Entertainment at O’Mainnin’s Pub - Bristol, TN 10pm

SUNDAY DJ B-Digital at O’Mainnin’s Pub and GrilleBristol, TN 10pm

SODOKU CROSSWORD

Down

1. Mag

2. All in the family

3. Boxed in

4. Place for a smile

5. ___ wool (soft material)

6. Anticipates

7. In excelsis ___

8. Orange ___ (cleaning brand)

9. Sixth sense

10. Actress Hepburn

11. Brought into play

12. Mino end?

13. "All ___" (Tomlin film)

18. Compliant one

21. EPA-banned substance

23. Astonishment

24. Al Bundy's wife

25. Dumb as ____

26. Opposite of "cathode"

27. Plaid alternative

DROP QUOTE

ACROSS

1. ____ Dingbats

(pictographic typeface)

5. Climber's respite

10. Car

14. Swedish retail giant

15. Tricky jumps

16. Amer. military fliers

17. Doofus

19. "Te ___" (hymn)

20. "Raid on ___" (1976 film)

21. Eminem mentor

22. Reckless adventure

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Alexander Hamilton

26. "Harold and Maude" director Hal

30. Blackjack goal

34. Term for disturbance in England, 1838

35. Utah's flower

36. Mauna ___

37. Israeli prime minister Ehud

39. Agent Mulder's show, with "The"

42. God, in Italy

43. Online video source

47. In a cold way

48. "Star Search" host

51. "___ duck swim?"

52. Merging

54. Grand Canyon ride

57. Raises canines

62. Mtn. road info

63. Kind of store

66. Crippled

67. Miniature

68. Nothing, slangily

69. Give ____ to (approve)

70. Cable sports awards

71. Airline passenger's table

Answers to last week’s puzzles can be found on page 09.

28. Words mouthed at a TV camera

29. Date follower?

31. Stan's partner

32. Seasonal songs

33. Class requiring little effort

38. Asian cuisine

40. Squirm

41. Windows button file format

44. TV dial letters

45. Myrna of the movies

46. Whole

49. Arced

50. 6 on the telephone

53. Safe toy brand

54. Lugosi who played Dracula

55. ____ Bator

56. San ____, Italy

58. Leonardo and crew, briefly

59. Get wind of

60. "Never ____ sentence with a preposition"

61. Hang around

63. JFK predecessor

64. Sounds of disgust

OF THE WEEK PETS

Meet Sable! She came from a hoarder situation but has come a long way and is becoming more sociable. Sable is still a little shy but will greet you at the door and she does well with other cats. We think she will thrive in a home with a loving family. She is a black

Sable Mischa

cat with white under tones which almost makes her look brown and has beautiful green eyes. Sable is spayed, has all her vaccines and microchipped. She was born in August 2021. Sable is included in the Mayday special adoption fee of $10.40.

There are 5 BEACH BALLS hidden in this issue of The Loafer. Can you find them all?

Last Week's Puzzle Answers

Sudoku Crossword

I am Mischa! I am a beautiful 5 yr old Great Pyrenees that’s SUPER friendly, sweet, good with cats, other dogs, children, housetrained and good on a leash. I am on a

special urinary diet that I need to stay on. Current on vaccines, spayed and microchipped. Birthday is 12/27/2017. You are going to LOVE me!

If you are interested in adopting : The Bridge Home No Kill Animal Shelter

423-239-5237 • 2061 Highway 75 Blountville, TN

Facebook: bridgehome

bridgehome.org

Cryptogram:

"How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers' names."

Dropquote:

"I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance."

WKMA: The Best of Barter

Coming to William King Museum of Art in Abingdon, VA May 18, 2023September 17, 2023.

William King Museum of Art and Barter Theatre have partnered to present the exhibit “The Best of Barter,” to Abingdon, Virginia. Audiences will get the chance to take an up close look at the costumes, props, and set designs handcrafted from Barter Theatre artisans. Learn about the many hands that it takes to create one production and the countless hours that go into a rehearsal. Explore the origins of theater as well as Barter Theatre’s own origin story. Read about the many actors that have come through Barter’s doors and performed their way onto our own television sets at home. In this exhibition, audiences can peer behind the curtain of Barter Theatre

productions and leave the exhibit with a newfound appreciation for the best of Barter.

Learn more about The Best of Barter at williamkingmuseum.org.

Tours at Two

Join us for light refreshments and a FREE curator-led tour of The Best of Barter, Sunday September 17, 2023 at 2:00PM. RSVP to Anna Buchanan by email at abuchanan@wkmuseum.org or call (276) 628-5005 ext. 106.

The Best of Barter is part of the McGlothlin Exhibition Series at William King Museum of Art. The Best of Barter is sponsored by Ballad Health’s Johnston Memorial Hospital.

JOHNSON CITY

SATURDAYS

ACOA (adult children of alcoholics) 1:30-3:00pm. Call for info Bill 423-444-6107 or Cheryl 423-262-6149

FRIDAY JUNE 23RD

Johnson City Love & Hiking

Date For Couples (Self-Guided)

7:00am at Willow Springs Park

Weekly YuGiOh Duel Night

6:00pm at CardFox

SATURDAY JUNE 24TH

Johnson City Love & Hiking

Date For Couples (Self-Guided)

7:00am at Willow Springs Park

Johnson City Farmers Market

8:00am at Founders Park

Bike and Beans 8:00am at Trek Bicycle

Tri-Cities Old School Air-cooled

Ride 9:00am at Washington County JC Animal Center

Summer Solstice Festival

10:00am at Tipton-Haynes

Historic Site

Rainbow Festival 10:00am at Founders Park

Grinning Gorilla Kids Canvas Dad

Jokes: Father’s Day Stand Up

8:00pm at Wallace Theatre

SUNDAY JUNE 25TH

Hiking Date For Couples 7:00am at Willow Springs Park

THINGS TO DO THINGS TO DO

BRISTOL

THURSDAY JUNE 22ND

“I Feel Pretty” Canvas Class

6:00pm at Kil'n Time Studio

FRIDAY JUNE 23RD

Andrew Mayer 8:00pm at Blue Ridge Comedy Club

SATURDAY JUNE 24TH

Board Game Night 5:00pm at Bristol Public Library

Andrew Mayer

8:00pm & 10:00pm at Blue Ridge Comedy Club

KINGSPORT

SATURDAY JUNE 24TH

Farmers Market 8:00am at Kingsport Farmer's Market

Nature: Wolf Howling

10:00am at Bays Mountain Park & Planetarium

JONESBOROUGH

TUESDAYS

Jonesborough Storytelling Guild

“Stories n’More” Show 7:00pm at The Intl. Storytelling Center

SATURDAY JUNE 24TH

Jonesborough Farmers Market 8:00am at Downtown Jonesborough

Historic Jonesborough

Town Tour 1:00pm at Chester Inn State Historic Site

Old Jonesborough Cemetery

Tours 2:30pm at Heritage Alliance

ABINGDON, VA

WEDNESDAY JUNE 21ST

Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Community Center

FRIDAY JUNE 23RD

Movies for Adults 2:00pm at Washington County Public Library

SUNDAY JUNE 25TH

Bingo 5:00pm at Abingdon Community Center

GRAY

TUESDAY JUNE 22ND

Food Truck Night at the Fairgrounds 4:00pm at Appalachian Fairgrounds

SATURDAY JUNE 24TH

Blue Ridge Artisan Days 9:00am at Appalachian Fairgrounds

Justin Mychals Kicks Off Hot Nights, Cool Music Concert Series

Mountain soul music fills the summer night when Justin Mychals and the Cathead Biscuit Boys kickoff Northeast State Community College’s annual “Hot Nights, Cool Music” summer concert series this month.

Mychals performs June 27 at the Ballad Health Center for the Performing Arts theater on the College’s Blountville campus next to Tri-Cities Airport. The show is free and open to the public. All performances begin at 7:00 p.m. with doors opening at 6:30 p.m.

It would be an understatement to call Mychals’ music a journey to simpler times. His unique style, best described as Appalachian Mountain Soul, recounts stories like those of his daddy and granddaddy, runnin’ moonshine in the late 1920s, to avoid working the local mines. The singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist (guitar, mandolin, bass) takes storytelling inspirations from longtime greats like Merle Haggard, Hal Ketcham and Jim Croce.

In March of 2023 Justin signed with Curtain Call Records and Promotions. His first releases with Curtain Call Records are Die With An Empty Gun and Hallelujah Hill., Both videos have garnered over 500k views on his Facebook and You Tube platforms. Those two songs are featured on his Appalachian Mountain Soul CD. The

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album features songs of his Mountain heritage and were co-written with Benny Wilson. The song tracks feature the dobro playing of Jacob Metz and the masterful fiddling of Carson Peters.

Mychals’ other albums include Days of Thunder (1998,) Mandolin Morning (2014) and Lilac (2018.) All three albums were self-produced with Mandolin Morning being recorded at his former studio, Soundhouse Recording, while Lilac was recorded at Daywind Studios in Nashville. Days of Thunder was recorded at White Room Studios in Charlotte, N.C. The band’s music can be heard on all major streaming services, including Spotify, Soundcloud, Apple Music and Amazon Music.

In 2003, he created the Justin Mychals Child Cancer Foundation, which aimed to help families of those battling cancer pay day-to-day expenses. The foundation raised more than $400,000 before Justin stepped away, and it was rebranded as Lake Wylie Children’s Charity.

For more information, visit www.northeaststate.edu or contact 423.367.9371.

Useless Facts:

1. If we ever find the end of the Pi number, according to some scientists, that’ll mean we live in the simulation.

2. Dying stars caused that space smells like a combination of diesel fuel and barbecue, according to astronauts.

3. The infinity sign has the name, and it’s lemniscate.

4. Space travel makes mice run in loops.

5. The Eiffel Tower can “grow” to 15 cm during the summer.

6. About 20% of Earth’s oxygen is produced by the Amazon rainforest.

7. A teaspoonful of neutron star would weigh 6 billion tons.

8. Hawaii moves 7.5cm closer to Alaska every year.

9. According to research, fans of classical music and those who love heavy metal have similar personalities.

10. The chills you get when you listen to music are caused by your brain releasing dopamine, a neurotransmitter that causes pleasure. The brain releases these same feel-good hormones during sex and eating too.

11. There’s music made especially for cats. It seems like cats develop their musical taste soon after they’re born.

12. Music, classical in particular, can help make plants grow faster.

Bike Night:

1. Wednesday – 19E Pit Stop

2. Wednesday – Jonesboro VFW – Dog Tags

3. Thursday - Quaker Steak & Lube

4. Friday - Tulips

Rallies:

1. 9th Annual Snake Pit Bike Rally in Shady Valley, TN June 9th to June 11th

2. Junebug Boogie Bike Rally June 15th – 18th Cookeville TN

3. Thunder In The Smokies June 30th – July 2nd Maggie Valley, NC

4. 55th Dirt Drags Boozy Creek June 30th – July 2nd

Why the Summer Solstice is Celebrated Around the World

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The summer solstice is a fascinating astronomical event and is celebrated in many countries around the world. The solstice literally means sun standing still in Latin. While it is orbiting the Sun, the Earth is also spinning around its own tilted axis. Due to the 23.5 degree tilt, the Sun’s rays directly hit either of the two tropical latitudes on a particular day of the year. The Summer Solstice occurs when the Sun’s rays are directly overhead the Tropic of Cancer (23.5 degree latitude North), making it the longest span of daylight and the official start of summer in the Northern Hemisphere.

The summer solstice falls between June 20th and 23rd each year. In the Southern Hemisphere, this date marks the Winter Solstice, that is the start of winter and the shortest amount of sunlight of the year. The Sun’s rays are reaching that part of the planet obliquely, therefore losing much of its heat and energy to dispersal in the atmosphere.

Historically, the Sun has been the subject of many a culture’s divinity and inspiration and it is often considered the deciding factor in the harvest, fertility, energy, creative progress, and much more. Most ancient cultures of the Northern Hemisphere had established Summer Solstice celebrations, often religious or spiritual in nature. The Celts, Gauls, Romans, Chinese, as well as Germanic and Native American tribes all had unique versions of Summer Solstice festivities. These included fertility rites, fruit and berry gathering festivals, bonfires and purification rituals. The symbolism of the Sun as a force of life gives both Solstices an essential place in human perception. The unique availability of light, which is associated not only with life and activity, but also positive forces in the universe, seems to fill us with a vivaciousness that is lacking for other periods of the year. Midsummer celebrations, as those in honour of the Summer Solstice are alternately called, are jovial and upbeat in spirit,

complete with revelling in the outdoors, food, merriment, bright colours, and all the special aspects of summer that people around the world long for year round.

The Sun is approximately 5 billion years old and is an astounding 109 times larger than the Earth. Surprisingly, the Earth only receives about two billionths of the Sun’s total energy, yet that seemingly insignificant fraction is enough to sustain carbon-based life. Dreading the “dog days of summer”? It was the Romans who came up with that term to describe the period of the summer that is characterized by extremely hot weather. They believed this change in the weather pattern had something to do with Sirius, the Dog Star, which is the brightest star in the summer sky. In recent years there have been many free e-cards designed to celebrate the summer solstice. It is now possible to choose from

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Abingdon Vineyards Presents Country Music Concert: Lauren

Abingdon Vineyards is thrilled to announce an extraordinary event featuring two rising stars in country music, Lauren Morrow and Josh Hedley. This event will take place on Sunday, June 25, 2023, at Abingdon Vineyards. Doors will open at 3 p.m., with the show commencing at 4 p.m.

Abingdon Vineyards invites music enthusiasts of all ages to experience the magic of country music at this event. With its picturesque vineyard setting and enchanting ambiance, Abingdon Vineyards offers the perfect backdrop for an unforgettable evening of music, relaxation, and joy. Tickets for the concert are $20 for Advance and $22 at the door. They are available now and can be purchased online at www.Abingdonvineyards. com. Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to witness two rising stars in country music. Grab your tickets today and prepare for an evening of exceptional music at Abingdon Vineyards.

Morrow and Josh Hedley

About Lauren Morrow: Lauren Morrow is an immensely talented singersongwriter who has been making waves in the country music scene. Her soulful voice, heartfelt lyrics, and undeniable stage presence have earned her a dedicated following. With roots deep in the rich traditions of country music, Morrow effortlessly blends modern storytelling with a classic sound, captivating audiences with every performance. She is currently on tour in support of her album ‘People Talk’.

Fans can expect an unforgettable experience as Morrow graces the Abingdon Vineyards stage with her exceptional music.

About Josh Hedley: Josh Hedley is a phenomenal country musician and a true master of his craft. Known for his mesmerizing fiddle playing and smooth, velvety voice, Hedley has been hailed as a modern-day honky-tonk hero. With a deep reverence for traditional country music, he effortlessly weaves together

heartbreak, longing, and joy into his captivating songs. Hedley’s debut album, ‘Mr. Jukebox,’ garnered widespread acclaim and showcased his extraordinary talent as both a singer and songwriter. Audiences attending the concert can anticipate a spellbinding performance as Hedley enchants them with his unmatched musical prowess.

About Abingdon Vineyards: Abingdon Vineyards is a premier winery nestled in the heart of Appalachia. With its sprawling vineyards, breathtaking views, and a commitment to producing exceptional wines, Abingdon Vineyards has become a beloved destination for wine enthusiasts and music lovers alike. The winery regularly hosts a variety of events, showcasing talented artists and providing an unforgettable experience for visitors. To learn more about Abingdon Vineyards, visit www.abingdonvineyards.com.

Abingdon Vineyards

Sunday, June 25

Doors open at 3 p.m

Budd/Bosch Yearly Reunion

Please bring the follow items to share based on your last name:

When: June 24

Time: 2:00 - ??

Place: Cash Hollow Church 438 Cash Hollow Road Call Buddy Cretsinger @ 848-9162 for directions

Spouses and family members are invited!

Everyone please bring a covered dish to share and drinks for your family.

A-G meat

H-M potato dish

N-T vegetable dish

U-Z Dessert (anyone can bring extras)

Bring lawn chairs for your family and any outdoor games you would like to share

Call or text Louse Durbin with any questions;

423-929-8648(land line) or 423-914-0966 (cell)

2023 SUMMER PICNIC

Social Sentiments

By Wendy Hayden socialsentiments @outlook.com socialsentiments.net

Back Your Brand

What makes your brand stand out above the crowd? How would you describe the unique purpose of your brand in less than 60 seconds?

The Social Sentiments brand stands for bringing dreams to life through the use of social media marketing. The passion behind the brand is an accidental discovery of a love of social media. When that passion was realized, a world of opportunity opened up to help people understand the power of social media.

A strong elevator pitch shows that you believe in your brand and are passionate about sharing

your expertise with people who can benefit from it. Your belief in your brand will shine when you keep your passion in mind. Always remind yourself of why you created your brand and why it is worthy of sharing with the world. Your pitch should reflect the reasons why you back your brand, what makes it stand out, and the good it can create for potential clients. The ability to back your brand in 60 seconds is crucial to selling your unique expertise. Bring your brand to life with your inspiring short story!

I recently had a big argument with my closest friend. When you’ve been in one another’s lives as long as we have, it would be unrealistic to think there won’t be bumps in the road. Nonetheless, it breaks my heart when we have these disagreements over the years, because as much as it hurts to feel betrayed by those closest to you, it’s equally as painful to think you hurt them in return. When we finally simmered down enough to have a rational conversation and hash it out, (weeks later-this was no small tiff!) one thing that surprised me was when he kept repeating I tend to make “personal attacks” when we’re arguing. I had no idea what he was referring to; I racked my brains thinking of some insult I’d slung his way, or a name I’d called him. When he finally told me specifically what I’d said I was shocked! He was miffed by me calling out a situation in his life that I find unhealthy; for me, I was just using this scenario as evidence to support my feelings and said nothing derogatory, just stated the facts. I asked him to maybe consider it was hurtful because deep down he might know it’s true.

I think we all know that things hit the hardest when they’re close to home. We tend to personalize topics we’re insecure about and

Up or Out?

not think twice about actual insults with regards to things we’re confident in. For example, I know beyond doubt I am very smart and independent. So if someone were to call me stupid or a leech, I would laugh in their face and keep it moving. But if my Mom absent-mindedly tugs my shirt down because its riding up, I will burst into tears of fury, because I’m so insecure about my flabby midsection that in my mind it feels as though she’s calling me fat. (This is a very real situation that has happened. Recently.)

While listening to a fitness podcast yesterday, the host/ coach said, “I’m not trying to call you OUT, I’m calling you UP!” and I found that so fitting to these circumstances. It would be so beneficial to “consider the source” when reacting to things that feel like a personal insult. People who love and care about you aren’t trying to call you out, they’re trying to hold you accountable and lift you above the things holding you down. Nine times out of ten if something is striking a nerve with you, it’s because you’ve already rolled it around in your head enough times you know it needs to be changed. You’re not actually angry at them for mentioning it, you’re mad at yourself for not doing anything about it; its sometimes just easier to point the finger anywhere but back at yourself.

I find myself doing this a lot with regards to money as of

late. I’m obviously not sharing with the world the true depths of my financial struggles, but quite frankly it’s my greatest source of stress. Because of my line of work I don’t think people really grasp the full extent of just how dire the situation has been because it always looks like I’m dining out, having drinks and traveling. So anytime I post a beautiful vacation destinatio and mention how much I want to go, and someone says “just go! Stop making excuses and do it!” I have to physically contain myself from ripping their head off. These people think I’m just prioritizing work, or some other navigable roadblock, when in reality there are weeks I cannot afford my groceries. They don’t know, so I have to take a beat, take a breath and remind myself that was a completely innocent and actually encouraging remark. This person wants me to do things I enjoy- they’re not actively trying to twist the dagger that lives in my heart and my wallet.

On the flip side of this, I also need to improve my timing. No one is more aware of the things they’re doing wrong than the person doing them, and there’s a fine line between holding someone accountable and plain old badgering them. At a certain point I must let people make their own decisions and if they’re not ready to make the changes, no amount of confrontation from me is going to change that. It’s also probably not best to

by Kathie Scalf

bring up these issues during a heated argument. When you’re calling someone UP it should be presented with the love in which it’s intended and not through gritted teeth or raised voices. That definitely feels like you’re calling someone OUT and it’s not productive.

At the end of the day, its most important to hold ourselves to the same accountability we hold everyone else. Look inward at our own triggers and figure out why they’re such a hot button, then resolve it. And get in the habit of calling ourselves up instead of out; speaking to ourselves from a place of selflove and not self-hatred while being very real about where we thrive and where we could use some improvement.

XO - Kathie

Tusculum Inviting the Community to Participate in Discussion About Book That Explores America After The Civil War

Tusculum University is inviting the community to examine America following the Civil War through a summer book group on campus.

Organized by Tusculum’s Department of History, Museum Studies and Religion, the group will examine the book “Ends of War: The Unfinished Fight of Lee’s Army after Appomattox” by Caroline E. Janney in three sessions. They will be held on Thursdays at 6 p.m. on July 20, Aug. 3 and Aug. 17 in the Thomas J. Garland Library at Tusculum.

A department faculty member will facilitate each session, which will consist of open discussion among book group participants. Organizers will divide the book into three sections, and the group will delve into one of them in each session.

“We enjoy engaging with the community and look forward to hearing the group’s perspectives about this compelling book,” said Dr. Joel Van Amberg, the department’s chair and a professor of history at Tusculum. “This will be a fun and informative way to learn more about this period in American history from an impressive author and then hear the community’s take on her scholarship. We encourage the community to join us.”

The department has used the summer to provide thoughtprovoking and enlightening content for the community. For the last two years, the department has focused on presentations from Tusculum

faculty members and other speakers. Dr. Van Amberg said the department decided this year to switch to a new format, which will focus more on group discussion while still examining subjects people enjoy.

Group participants do not have to read the whole book prior to the start of the first session, but they are welcome to choose that option. They will need to read the section of the book designated for each session prior to attending.

Janney is the John L. Nau III Professor of History and director of the John L. Nau III Center for Civil War History at the University of Virginia.

“Ends of War” won the 2022 Richard Barksdale Harwell Award from the Atlanta Civil War Round Table as well as the 2022 Gilder Lehrman Lincoln Prize. The book explores what follows Robert E. Lee’s April 1865 surrender to Ulysses S. Grant. She relies on a variety of sources to highlight a period of confusion and violence as rebel soldiers dispersed and federal troops sought to maintain order throughout the subdued South. Janney recounts official proceedings and the dealings of military officials alongside the experience of common soldiers. She brings to life the heady first days of the postwar era while charting the birth of the Lost Cause narrative which supported continued rebellion during Reconstruction and beyond.

Participation in the sessions is free. In addition, the department will provide a limited number of free books to those who sign up for the group by 5 p.m. Friday, June 16. These participants should email Dr. Van Amberg at jvanamberg@ tusculum.edu. Anyone else who would like to participate in the group needs to notify Dr. Van Amberg via email by Friday, June 30. The book can be readily purchased online. More information about the university is available at www.tusculum.edu.

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

I have never in my life played the game Dungeons and Dragons, but when I saw the trailer for the film I was intrigued. So when the film, "Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves" hit theaters I was ready to see this fantasy/heist adventure starring Chris Pine. The film begins by introducing us to Edgin Darvis (Pine), who is a bard ( characters capable of combat, and use their artistic talents to induce magical effects, even though this bard uses no magic), and a member of the Harpers, an order of peacekeepers. Edgin's time as a peacekeeper ends when his wife is killed by disciples of the Red Wizard, of whom he had previously arrested. As a result of his wife's murder, he turns to his friend Holga Kilgore (Michelle Rodriguez), a barbarian, who helps raise his daughter Kira (Chloe Coleman). The duo turn to a life of thievery and team with amateur sorcerer Simon Aumar (Justice Smith), rogue Forge Fitzwilliam (Hugh Grant), and the mysterious acquaintance Sofina(Daisy Head). When the group attempts to rob a Harper stronghold, things go terribly bad and Edgin and Holga are captured. After being held in prison for two years the duo escape to the city/ state of Neverwinter where they discover their former partner and friend Froge and become Lord of

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the city/state. While he has been the leader of Neverwinter, Forge has been taking care of Kira, who has been told her father abandoned her. When Edgin finally sees his daughter again, she rejects him due to the lies of Forge. Edgin and Holga also discover Sofina is actually a Red Wizard (the really bad guys), and is preparing to execute the duo, buy the attempt fails, and Edgin and Holga plan on robbing Forge's vault and rescue Kira.The duo plan on the rescue and theft during the High Sun Games, a gladiatorial event that had once been banned but were resurrected by the greedy Forge. However, the duo need help in their efforts, and once again team with Simon and add Doric (Sophia Lillis), a tiefling druid (a mix of human and "something else" with special shapeshifting powers). The group then attempt to get a magic relic known as "The Helm of Disjunction" from a paladin( a knight) named Xenk Yandar (RegeJean Page) who fled his country after the Red Wizards turned his people into an undead army. When the group meets Xenk, he agrees to help only if Edgin agrees to turn over any bounty the group gets to the people. Xenk guides the group through the Underdark (a subterranean group of caverns and tunnels) to find the Helm of which he no longer possesses. The group finds the Helm, but are attacked by a group of assassins sent by Sofina, and after fighting the bad guys, run afoul of an overweight dragon with a nasty attitude. The group manages to escape the dragon and assassins, and use the retrieved Helm to enter Forge's vault during the games. However, the group is captured and are forced to enter the games, minus Xenk, who left the group after they retrieved the Helm. The group manage to survive the games thanks to some magic and clever maneuvers, and escape via a boat but turn back when they see the city is being visabilly attacked by Sofina.

The group battle the powerful Sofina, but emerge victorious, and the real Lord of Neverwinter returns and Forge gets his comeuppance. As I mentioned earlier, I have no knowledge of the world of Dungeons and Dragons, so all of the aforementioned was new to me and enjoyable.I felt vibes of "The Lord of the Rings" and "Harry Potter", so I was having a blast in the theater. The cast was wonderful, led by the perfectly cast Pine, whose wit and humor are put to perfect use in the film. I loved all of his wisecracks and banter with his co-stars, especially

those with Page. The film is filled with action and wonderful special effects, even though I wish more dragons had been in the film, but I guess that's nitpicking. For someone who had no clue about the subject matter, other than it was fantasy based, I had a blast watchking "Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves", and if you are so inclined I'm sure you will too. Now playing in theaters. (Rated PG-13)

Bristol

PARAMOUNT

Jun 3 Sara Evans

Jun 13 Marcy Playground

Jun 15 Dave Mason

Jun 17 Nightrain-Tribute to Guns n Roses

Jun 24 Bored Teachers Comedy Tour

Jun 29 Christopher Cross

Jul 2 Ozark Mtn Daredevils

Jul 8 The Platters with The Drifters

Jul 13 Farm and Fun Time featuring Rodney Crowell

Jul 22 Head Games-Tribute to Foreigner

Jul 29 Journeyman: Tribute to Eric Clapton

Aug 12 Yellow Brick Road-

Tribute to Elton John

Aug 15 Jimmie Vaughan

Sept 13 Ben Folds

Sep 16 EW&F-Tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire

Oct 14 Lady Supreme-

Tribute to Diana Ross

Nov 10 Kathy Mattea

Nov 11 Chi-Town Transit AuthorityTribute to Chicago

CAMEO THEATER

Jun 17 Vixen

Jun 24 Robert Randolph

Jul 2 Firehouse with Trixster Acoustic

Jul 9 Glam Slam Metal Tour with Enuff Znuff, The Quireboys and Bad Marriage

Jul 16 Stryper

Jul 17 Tommy Emmanuel

Aug 17 Foghat

Nov 11 Bellamy Brothers

Dec 2 The Wizards of Winter

BRISTOL RHYTHM & ROOTS REUNION

Sep 8-10 Nickel Creek, Margo Price, Bruce Hornsby and the Noisemakers, Watchhouse, The Mavericks, 49 Winchester, Larkin Poe, Marty Stuart and his Fabulous Superlatives and more

JOHNSON CITY

FREEDOM HALL

Jun 2 Mr. Speed- Kiss Tribute

Nov 1 Foreigner

CONCERT SCHEDULE CONCERT SCHEDULE

MARTIN CENTER FOR THE ARTS

Sep 8 The Black Jacket Symphony: Saturday Night Fever

Sep 20 Daniel Tosh

KINGSPORT

FUN FEST SUNSET CONCERT SERIES

Jul 20 Danny Gokey with Ellie Holcomb

Jul 21 Boys II Men with JohnnySwim

Jul 22 Clay Walker with Brittney Spencer

RED, WHITE AND BOOM

Jul 1 Cheap Trick

GREENVILLE

NISWONGER PERFORMING ARTS CENTER

Jul 14 Dugger Band

Knoxville

TENNESSEE THEATRE

Jun 20 Brit Floyd

Jul 15 1964: The Tribute

Jul 25 ZZ Top

Aug 15 Lyle Lovett and His Large Band

Aug 18 Kansas

Aug 16 Cinderella’s Tom Keifer Band

Aug 18 Kansas

Aug 31 Gladys Knight

Sep 26 Chicago

Sep 28 Tanya Tucker

Oct 26 Lewis Black

THOMPSON BOWLING ARENA

Jun 23 Hank Williams Jr.

Jul 15 Thomas Rhett

Jul 29 The Chicks

Sept 12 Guns n Roses

Sep 22 Koe Wetzel

Oct 6 Elevation Worship & Steven Furtick

Oct 16 Shania Twain

Nov 24 Kiss: End of the Road Tour

Dec 8 Lauren Daigle

KNOXVILLE CIVIC COLISEUM

Aug 24 Billy Strings

Aug 31 Hardy

Sep 14 Parker McCollum

Sep 28 Jon Pardi

Dec 1 & 3 Nate Bargatze

KNOXVILLE CIVIC AUDITORIUM:

Jun 5 Ryan Adams & The Cardinals

Jun 17 Darren Knight

Sep 24 Joy Koy

Sep 29 Crowder

Mar 1 The Fab Four performs The Beatles Rubber Soul

BIJOU THEATRE

Jun 9 Gangstagrass

Jul 22 Crash Test Dummies

Aug 11 /12 The Steeldrivers

Aug 23 Devon Allman & Donavon Frankenreiter

Aug 25 The War and The Treaty

Aug 4 The Wallflowers

Oct 7 Henry Cho

Nashville

RYMAN AUDITORIUM

Jun 11/12 Indigo Girls

Jun 15 LeAnn Morgan

Jun 17/18 Styx

Jun 18 Jackson Browne (Opry)

Jun 24 Tori Amos

Jul 6 Sam Bush

Jul 11 The Mountain Goats

Jul 13 Rhonda Vincent

Jul 21 Ed Sheeran

Jul 25 & 26 Ryan Adams and The Cardinals

Jul 27 Ricky Skaggs

Jul 28 America

Jul 30 Melissa Etheridge

Aug 9 The Turtles, Gary Puckett and the Union Gap, The Cowsills

Aug 14 Counting Crows

Aug 7 Sara Evans

Aug 19 Kansas

Aug 29 & 30 LeAnn Morgan

ASCEND AMPHITHEATER

Jun 2 Ruston Kelly

Jun 9 The Cadillac Three

Jun 23 Walker Hayes

Jul 11 Foreigner and Loverboy

Jul 18 Louis Tomlinson

Jul 19 Yungblud

Jul 20 Boy George & Culture Club with Howard Jones And Berlin

Aug 18 3 Doors Down

Aug 27 Ghost

Sep 12 /13 Artic Monkeys

BRIDGESTONE ARENA

Jun 13 Duran Duran

Jun 17 Bryan Adams and Joan Jett

Jul 1 & 8 Kid Rock with Travis Tritt

Jul 3 Matchbox Twenty and The Wallflowers (new date)

Jul 16 Blink 182

Jul 24 Greta Van Fleet

Jul 27 The Chicks

Jul 28 50 Cent

Jul 29 Sam Smith

Aug 1 Nickelback

Aug 12 Luke Bryan

Sep 12 Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie

Sept 20 Wu-Tang Clan

Sept 22 Avenged Sevenfold

Sept 29 Thomas Rhett

NISSAN STADIUM

Jun 11 CMA Fest

Jun 15 Beyonce

Jul 22 Ed Sheeran

Jul 28-29 George Strait, Chris Stapleton & Little Big Town

BROOKLYN BOWL

Jul 9 The Struts

Jul 15 King’s X

Jul 25 Ann Wilson & Tripsitter

GEODIS PARK

Aug 26 Guns n Roses

BROWN COUNTY MUSIC CENTER

Jun 6 Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band

Jun 9 Rodney Carrington

Jun 11 KC and the Sunshine Band

Jun 19 Jackson Browne

Jun 25 Elvis Costello

Jun 29 Trace Adkins

Jun 30 Here Come The Mummies

Jul 22 Randy Travis

Jul 25 Melissa Etheridge

Jul 30 Ann Wilson and Tripsitter

Manchester

BONNAROO MUSIC AND ARTS FESTIVAL

Jun 15-18 Foo Fighters, Paramore, Nil Nas X, Sheryl Crow, Kendrick Lamar, Korn, The Revivalists, Pixies, Umphrey’s McGee and more!

BRISTOL TN/VA

The Motivation to Clean

Let’s get one thing straight. I’m not that messy of a person. I’m not even all that disorganized. However, I do tend to put off getting my house ready for company till the very last minute, or I randomly will pick a day to do it without putting much thought into it. Case in point, this weekend I have some guests coming over, and for weeks I’ve been thinking that giving my game room a little tidy over is a thing I needed to do. There isn’t anything bad strewn about the place, I don’t have crumpled fast food papers loitering anywhere. It’s more that thing of “Oh, the coffee table looks a bit messy, I need to take care of that.” I’ll note the thought and then a few days or maybe a week or so will go by before I do anything about it. I’ll pass by the coffee table as I’m about to head out the door or something, and then I’ll stop and decide “The time is now” and I’ll clean it up.

The most haphazard when it comes to organization is my movie shelf. As you might imagine I have a rather large collection of physical

media, and it often grows a little at least every other month. I have a bad tendency to sit the new discs on top of the filed away discs on the shelf, then weeks will go by before I finally stop and go “Oh, I need to file those away.” This is always, most, usually, because it’s the day before I know company is coming over and nine times out of ten, someone wants to look over the movie library.

If the factor of how unkempt something is determines the mess, then my home office is the biggest offender in my home. I don’t recall offhand who said it, but there’s some quote about “A clean desk is the sign of an unproductive person, a messy desk is the sign of hard work.” Using this metric, right now my desk makes it look like I’m the most productive human being alive.

There are crumpled papers, two sets of Post-it note pads, two months' worth of correspondence

from a friend in South Carolina, a tube of chapstick, an almost empty bottle of sunscreen, a reminder for a dermatologist appointment I had a month ago, and notes from rehearsal for the play I directed that closed over a month ago, so you can imagine how long those have been here. There’s also an empty coffee mug with residue at the bottom which indicates it once had coffee in it. How long has this mug been here? I don’t know, it may be that I need to run a carbon test on it to determine its age. It is Christmas themed so that’s a bit disconcerting. I think a home desk becomes something of a “catch-all” for a lot of people. I’m not gonna judge myself because a coffee cup from Christmas is still hanging around here. I must have been doing something important that day.

The one thing I am super lazy about doing with cleaning is

dusting. The work areas of my desk, the main part? Not dusty. The top area—my desk has storage that hangs over the pain work area—where I keep some Funko figures and other assorted things. That is almost always dusty. You’d think as someone who has allergies bad I’d be more on it, but if I’m keeping sixmonth cold coffee mugs on my desk, dusting is the last thing on my mind.

But as I type this it’s starting to click with me how bad it is and how much a good dusting would help. So now the motivation has been planted in my head and I bet as soon as I finish this I’m going to grab the duster and give the top a going over. Then we will repeat this cycle in six months. I wonder if I have any summer-themed mugs I can leave on my desk for that future cleaning session? See you next week.

By Andy Ross theloaferonlineprint @gmail.com