This is Bad Herbert. He likes to eat cake. He doesn’t ask nicely, instead likes to take. And far, far away, at the back of this book Is a big chocolate cake just for you. Take a look!
Oh, Herbert, you’re naughty! You heard what we said. But you just would not listen! You went on ahead..…
...to page six. But it’s fine, we have built a big gate With a lock on to stop you from reaching page eight.
Where did you get that? Who gave you a boat? Who gave you that boat that would keep you afloat?
Here comes a big wave that will tip you right out And stop you from reaching page twelve, there’s no doubt.
...the last page of this book.