Ham loved his life on the farm with his crew, Satay and Chops and adorable Stew.
A van had rocked up with a sign on its side with a picture so gruesome - quick animals, hide!
‘ I know I’ll be taken I’m gorgeously plump, voluptuous, wobbly, just check out this rump.’
Ham was determined to change his own fate. ‘My life will not end on a fine china plate.’ The animals knew that to save their own bacon, a grand plan was needed before they were taken.
‘ I’ve got it!’ cried Ham, ‘the answer’s crop dusting. We’ll head to the patch every time that we’re busting.’