This is the tale of a boy named Vlad, A boy whose breath smelt super bad. Vlad refused to brush his teeth, (both on top and underneath).
‘Vlad, my dear, you have to brush, Or else your gums will turn to mush.
Stay away Vlad; don’t come near! I love you – it’s your breath I fear!’
He went to see his good friend Frank, Who had big feet that simply STANK!
‘Hey Frank, what’s up with your foul feet? That odour has my bad breath beat!’
But Vlad and Frank knew what to do, They went and bought some lice shampoo.
They soaped him up from tail to ear, Then watched the lice all disappear.