Best excuses for late, missing or incomplete homework. by Olivia Brost
Cindy Cummins English
“Miss Cummins. Here’s my homework. Don’t mind the spot on it. I threw up last night, but I wiped it off.”
Matt Daly History
“I had a student tell me he left it in his backpack which is in his friend’s trunk who is out of town.”
Monica Conover Spanish
“She said she was partying too much over the weekend to get it done.”
Chris Ernster Science
“A student told me he was playing Minecraft until five in the morning.”
Regan Meyer History
“He told me he worked on it on a party bus over the weekend and left it on there.”
Jared Jansen Math
“I had a student come to class saying she got married over the weekend, with a ring and all.”
Trent Dlugosh History
“Four of my grandmas died.”
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