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May 2018

FALLS,

TABLE OF

FEATURES 4 FRESHMAN ACADEMY RUMORS BUSTED 5 NEW TEACHERS OF LHS 6 DORM ROOM NECESSITIES 7 TEACHER SUMMER JOBS

IN EVERY ISSUE ON THE COVER

9 ENGAGE 21 BY THE NUMBERS 22 STANDING PAT 24-25 MEET THE NEW STAFF LOCAL BEST

OPINIONS 10 WHY I’M DELETING KANYE WEST’S MUSIC FROM MY PHONE 11 REPUBLICAN AND RACIST ARE NOT SYNONYMS 12 MINIMALISM DOWNSIZE UPGRADE

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CONTENTS

ENTERTAINMENT

SPORTS

16-17 FASHION THROUGH THE DECADES

21 COLLEGE BOUND ATHLETES

18 AFTER AP TESTS

22 SIOUX FALLS BABY DOLLZ SKATE THEIR WAY TO VICTORY

19 STATESBUDS: MAC N’ CHEESE EDITION 20 MIDEWEST FESTIVAL LINEUPS

23 STATE TRACK COMPETITORS

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4 FEATURE

Freshman Academy rumors busted by

Caiden Capaldo

Without a doubt, every student has heard about the new Freshman Academy that will be implemented at LHS during the 2018-2019 school year. What most students may not know is how it will be run, so here is a list of myths about Freshman Academy that will hopefully shed some light on the subject: Teachers are switching class subjects: This rumor is partially true, but for the most part teachers will be continuing to teach their current subjects. However, Kenneth Doyle, a Modern US History teacher, will be teaching a section of Government.

Joshua Smith, the AP Environmental Science teacher, will be the head of Freshman Academy. Because of this, Chris Ernster will be teaching AP Environmental Science next year instead of Smith. As of now, these are the only adjustments to the teacher roster that we are aware of.

Freshmen and upperclassmen will be completely segregated: The freshmen next year will be able to go to E-Wing just like any other student for world language and other electives, but their core classes will be more concentrated.

The goal of this is not to keep the freshmen completely isolated, but to create an environment in which the freshmen core class teachers are able to better communicate with each other about students who are struggling.

Upperclassmen are not able to do anything about it: This rumor is very false. In fact, Smith encourages all students who have a passion for service to help out with Freshman Academy as student mentors. To learn more about how you can help, visit his classroom (A-128) or talk to your counselor today.

Every teacher will have to relocate: While it is true a couple of teachers will be switching classrooms, it is nowhere near as drastic as every teacher moving around. The social studies department has hired two new teachers to teach world geography for the freshmen, so there will be two rooms those teachers will occupy in the A-wing.

Map of A-Wing

Highlighted area represents freshman academy areas

Freshman Academy is in E wing: Freshman Academy will actually be located in the southwest corner of the school near the math wing. While there will still be classes in E-Wing freshmen can take, every other student will still be able to take a class there as well.

“If you fail freshman English or math, then it is almost certain that you will not graduate [on time],” said Smith.

“My job is to figure out the best way to help these freshmen. If we could get as many helpers as possible to student mentor, that would be awesome.”

If any more rumors arise, make sure to talk to Principal Bob Grimm or Smith about it to clear the air. Helping the freshmen succeed is essential to serving our community, and there is no better way to help than to be a constant beacon of encouragement to our peers.

“As the APES teacher, I have been head of the science department for 10 years,” said Smith. “I get to influence about 100 kids a year, but through Freshman Academy, I will get to influence 500. I am not ‘leaving’ my students; I have an opportunity to help more kids, and I want to take it.”

FEATURE 5

New teachers of LHS

by Landon

DeBoer

Math

Science

Michelle Johnson Emily Kegley Eleanor Marcoiller Taylor Stacey

Kaylee Anderson Hailee Wiertzema Josh Tuttle Katie Nelson

English

Mindy Bunmaier Maggie Bryant Cindy Cummins Rebecca Mehrens-Peters Tony Welter

Social Studies

Special Ed Toni Hinker Shannon Rock

Roxanne Harte Regan Meyer

Physical Education Trey Naasz

Dance

Shannon Fury Jennifer Anderson

JROTC

Lt. Col. Brian Harwell

Dorm room necessities by

Brita Quello

Bath & Personal: Body Wash Flip-Flops Razors Shaving Cream Shampoo & Conditioner Shower Towels Washcloths Skin Care Needs Toothbrush & Toothpaste Cosmetics Makeup Bag Safety Kit Medications & Vitamins Cleaning Supplies: Paper Towels Cleaning Cloths Disinfectant Wipes Laundry Bag Laundry Detergent Garbage Bags Vacuum Bedding: Sheet Sets Comforter Blanket Throw Bed Pillows Storage: Command Hooks Closet Organizers Hangers Desktop Organizers Storage Bins Kitchen & Dining: Coffeemaker Cooking Utensils Dish Soap Sponge Dish Towels Tupperware Silverware Mini-fridge Microwave Dishes Water bottle Snacks & Quick Meals Beverages

As this school year comes to an end, some seniors start to dream up their dreamy dorm room that they will live in for their first year of college. With college comes the stress of designing and setting up your dorm room. Target, Urban Outfitters and PBTeen are stores that one shall rely on heavily when designing your college headquarters.

Look below to see a list of necessities and ideas:

Electronics: Headphones Portable Chargers Laptop Ink & Paper Portable Speaker Tablet TV Mouse & Keyboard Power Strip DĂŠcor: Rug Frames Dry-Erase or Cork Board Decorative Lights Decorative Pillows Desk Lamp Door Mirror Faux or Real Plants Succulents Picture Frames Wall Art Tapestry Futon or Chairs TV Stand Ottoman For Classes: Backpack Binders Folders Notebooks Writing Utensils Extras: Batteries Extension Cord Bike Lock Fan Board Games Lap Desk

PHOTO PROVIDED BY DORMIFY

This dorm room is a luxurious getaway for college students, due to the mix of class and coziness it provides.

Hopefully your dorm room can be a relaxing getaway where you can escape to. When designing a dorm room, you are going to want to stick to neutral colors because it offers a more peaceful environment. Good luck next year in college, but more realistically, good luck designing your dream dorm room.

FEATURE 7

Teacher summer jobs by

Hunter Merkley and Kate Fehrs

Shawn Bogart

Sarah Winterscheidt

While Shawn Bogart is not working in his classroom, he is dedicating his time as being an Emcee for the Sioux Falls Municipal Band. The Municipal Band is a wind band which performs two times every week during the summer.

“My job is to make stupid jokes, introduce the song, give the musicians a break in between songs and engage the audience in a fun, cheesy, family-friendly way,” said Bogart.

Each concert has a different theme, so he prepares his jokes to go along with that particular theme. Anyone who knows Bogart knows he loves joking around and having a good time, meaning it is the perfect job for him.

In the summer, Sarah Winterscheidt works at the Minneapolis College of Art and Design (M.C.A.D). With her position of Educator Ambassador, she is in charge of educating and informing new students and incoming teachers about what goes on at the college. She does this for about two weeks and then switches gears. When she is not working at M.C.A.D, her inner photography teacher comes out, as she occasionally takes some senior pictures.

“I’m pretty much an advocate for the college,” said Winterscheidt. “I tell people what they need to know to be successful during their time at the school.”

Dave Myers

Ken Doyle

Walking into David Myers’ office there are multiple model planes and pictures of airshows, but little does one know he is the one flying those planes. Myers has been working as an airshow pilot for the past seven summers and has enjoyed it very much.

He took up this job because it was something that interested him and involved interaction with his pilot peers.

“I like to fly first of all, but I also like the team part of this,” said Myers. “There are two or three guys flying with me at all times.”

Myers and his team perform 10 shows each year, and two of those include performing at the Dakota Bowl and President’s Bowl. For Myers, the performances are fun but can be a challenging at times.

“The aerobatics is fun,” said Myers. “Just flying from point A to point B can be boring; it is life or death in some situations.”

Throughout college, Ken Doyle worked for various landscape companies in Nebraska and South Dakota. During the summer, Doyle utilizes skills he learned on the job years ago to do various landscape work around the city.

For Doyle, the average work day consists of laying mulch and rock, fertilizing and building decks.

On his client list is LHS’s very own Ashley Griesse. He is in charge of designing a project for her new house.

Doyle recently branched off and started working for himself, creating his own company. He is not sure what to call it yet, but hopes the name comes to him soon.

“I love working with my hands and designing things,” said Doyle. “I have been in the business since college, so it just comes naturally to me at this point.”

PHOTOS BY RILEY RASMUSSEN

OP/ED 9

Another one: School surprise parties leave devistation An epidemic is plaguing the U.S. Indeed, the time has come when a nation once wrapped in the warm naivety of forethought is waking with a start to a thunderous truth.

“The scene was horrific,” said Sandie Hoke, a mother of two and witness to the event Friday. “You never think it’s gonna happen to you or your kids, but then it does. It did.”

Hoke was in route to pick up her children from Hoppy Jumps, the local primary school in Haystack, IA, when she got the call from the school district informing her of the incident.

“There were balloons everywhere,” recounts Hoke.

“When I finally got there, just popped balloons and streamers covered the playground. How do I explain this to my kids? Sometimes the bad guys win? That’s so messed up.”

In 1999, the first large-scale school surprise party left the collective conscious of the U.S. lost in grief and disbelief, and the unfortunate parents of the children who attended Party America Elementary sprawling.

Since then, over 270 school surprise parties have ravaged the country.

Many are demanding change, but the NPSA (National Party Supply Association) and its supporters feel any reform on party supplies would infringe upon the unalienable rights of the American People.

“Our forefathers wanted but one thing for their descendants,” said Corporate America, the NPSA spokesperson at a press conference minutes after the school party Friday.

greed erected by the NPSA, maverick students across the nation are standing up to the lack of legislation surrounding party supplies.

“It’s common sense,” said Cameron Gonzalez in an interview with CNN last Saturday. “If we want to end school surprise parties, we need to be more strategic with party supply allocation. Nobody needs New Yearsgrade party packs. That’s absurd.”

The increasing frequency of these attacks and the drop in NSPA stocks as well as his own wealth have snagged the attention of the President.

“Of course, we send thoughts and prayers to the families of the victims of the most recent ambush festival,” said Donald Trump Friday. “But now that a respectable ten minutes has gone by since this ever-so-horrendous tragedy, I do want to remind the public that party supplies don’t surprise people; people surprise people. In fact, I have nothing against parties or surprises.”

There is no hope.

EnGage “Life, liberty, and the pursuit to party.

Who are we without our miniature hats or confetti? Liberals, that’s who.

And we all know who was a liberal: Voldemort.”

Despite the seemingly invincible barriers fueled by ignorance, fear and

Welcome to the sixth installment of EnGage, a column. The goal of EnGage is to entertain, inspire and educate: to engage. Often, the stories will be satirical. However, they will occasionally be serious. Pay attention to the disclaimers, and, as always, please do not sue the Statesman. Thank you.

Disclaimer: The above is meant for satirical purposes only. The intention is not to make light of school shootings; rather, to highlight the absurd nature of the current situation through deadpan satire.

10 OP/ED

Why I’m deleting Kanye West’s music from my phone

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and interpreting their every move.

This constant spotlight undoubtedly puts stress on every action a celebrity makes and has filled news with the “scandals” of the rich and famous, but there are also actions that are overlooked and ignored by vulnerable and ignorant fans. Kanye West’s recent comments have been a clear example of this.

West recently spoke on Twitter about his support for President Donald Trump and other political topics. While this sounds like a normal topic to be talked about, West later took his privilege of being a well-known celebrity too far.

Summer Ericson

Watching “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” at a young age instilled in me an interest in celebrities and their lives. I felt connected to the celebrities on the show, sort of like I knew them personally.

The stars of TV shows, movies and music tend to have this effect on people; their fame intrigues viewers and they end up, sometimes unintentionally, pulling a train of

“...how careless and hurtful does a celebrity have to be for fans to decide they aren’t worth following?”

In a conversation with TMZ Live, West can be heard making some unforgettable and extremely offensive comments.

“When you hear about slavery for 400 years, for 400 years?! That sounds like a choice,” said Kanye.

“Like, you was there for 400 years and it was all of y’all?”

This comment unsurprisingly sparked outrage from many, but also led to some defending West’s hurtful diction; mostly because these people have been longtime fans of West. This made me wonder, how careless and hurtful does a celebrity have to be for fans to decide they aren’t worth following?

For me, this comment made by West was definitely enough. The logical consequence for a celebrity, or anyone else who has a following of people and can influence others, is for that person to be held accountable for what they’ve done.

Celebrities are held accountable and are scrutinized by many, but I decided that the best way to protest this kind of language would be to just avoid supporting his music. I’ve been one of the many longtime fans of West, and I was disappointed when I heard that he said this.

But I did not find enough value in

continuing to support him.

Celebrities are, in short, given way too much leeway for their actions. Because celebrites are given a constant spotlight to their every move, it is inevitable for their mistakes to be heard or seen by thousands. And yes, people do make mistakes. But a simple mistake is different than using your fame as a platform to spread hate.

Yes, they are allowed to have their own opinions, but when those opinions are based on hate and deceit, I think it is safe to say that their ability to communicate to the whole world through media has been abused.

So, although I will miss West’s incredible, Einstein-like music, I won’t be listening to or supporting his music until he clears the air and repeals the meaning of his comments. I hope that other diehard fans can realize that supporting someone who makes comments like West’s means that they are also supporting their hateful behavior.

It’s time to fight back against the pink tax

by

Katie Osmundson

I am female. I am also a high school student, am on the debate team, have friends (maybe) and work a job. I have a family, drive a car, breathe oxygen and am generally broke. Oh, I also pay more for every day basic products and services 42 percent of the time, just because I am a woman.

In case that didn’t raise any concerns for you, it should. The pink tax, an extra cost added to products that are specifically

marketed towards women, is unfair and unnecessary. Not only are some women paid less for the work they do, but they now are charged more for products that they need by capitalistic, money grabbing businesses who see women as a market to exploit. By marketing goods directly to women, they are able to build a social precedent that women must be confined to the pastel, light-colored products.

From razors to pens, every day women are faced with an onslaught of more expensive goods that they are expected to buy.

According to Listen Money Matters, women and girls pay seven percent more for toys and accessories, four percent for children’s clothing, eight percent more for adult clothing, 13 percent more for personal care products and eight percent more for home health care products.

Businesses tack on extra costs to things as simple as dry cleaning; where a man would pay an average of $2.86 a shirt while a woman would pay $4.95. Companies that

manufacture razors and shampoo add costs to products by changing the colors to make it more likely that women will buy them, and thus they are more expensive to produce. And I hate to break it to you, but the grey razors work just as

“Oh, I also pay more for every day basic products and services 42 percent of the time, just because I am a woman.” well as the purple ones.

This problem also expands to other feminine hygiene items.

According to the Washington Post, “most states tax all tangible personal property” but they make exceptions for “necessities or non luxury items.” These items range from groceries to medical purchases and even clothes. Many people argue that tampons should be added to this list of non luxury items because women have no choice but to buy them.

The price of tangible products don’t only cost more, but women are also disproportionately taken advantage of with services.

Northwestern University did a survey on the differences between men and women when they called in for a quote on car repairs. When women sounded clueless about vehicle maintenance they were charged $406 for a job that was normally $365. Men who seemed equally uninformed were charged $383. Thanks, pink tax! It’s not our fault society told women that they didn’t need to learn about how to fix their car!

So, what can we do? California passed a gender discrimination pricing law in 1996, which fined businesses a minimum of $1,000 for charging woman more for a service. But seeing as we still have this problem over 20 years later, it isn’t working. The best thing that women can do to fight the pink tax is just to buy men’s products, which will force companies to realize that producing the extra goods just isn’t worth it.

OP/ED 11

Republican and racist are not synonyms

Chloe Crissman Bigotry. A noun for the intolerance toward those who hold a different belief from oneself. Bigot. In recent years, an adjective for a self-proclaimed Republican/Conservative. I am a Republican, but believe me, I am not a bigot.

I recently wrote an article addressing the pandemic of offense in this age. Example: “I am supportive of a woman’s right to choose abortions so therefore I hate babies.” But now with the current state of our nation, no, our world, I feel passionately about defending my political party.

I promise readers this will not be an article about how my views are right and yours are wrong. I am not here to discredit the ideology of any political opinions. I simply ask that you open your eyes and think for yourselves rather than rely on what you hear on the TV or read on the Internet.

The past two years, more than ever, I have felt genuinely afraid of sharing my beliefs.

I am afraid of being called a racist, a homophobe or sexist because frankly, I am none of those things. Because I am a Republican does not mean that I am a racist. Currently, the Republican ideology is American conservatism. The Republican political platform supports lower taxes, free market capitalism, free enterprise, a strong national defense, gun rights, deregulation and restrictions on labor unions.

Nowhere does it state that Republicans hate minorities, hate abortion and hate the

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homosexuals. That is a stereotype made up by the media.

The media has created a clear divide between the liberals and the conservatives. Throughout all of history there are patterns of humans following something or believing in something because they are told to. If you see everywhere that something is bad with no explanation but you see it enough, generally that too becomes your stance. Because the rise of social media and TV creates a free platform for students, parents, teachers and political leaders to speak their minds, it also creates impressions on the minds of the billions of people who see it. The media polarizes Republicans as radicals, so that is the stereotype people think of when they think of the right-wing party. I guess it’s understandable seeing as how the media only focuses on Trump and @StudentsForTrump’s tweets. It only focuses on the people protesting Planned Parenthood and heckling homosexuals. PSA: TRUMP DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ALL REPUBLICANS. Republicans should not be afraid to speak their minds when liberals get to do so without being called bigots. Liberals should not be able to attack my political views because it differs from their own. That is, by definition, bigotry. Almost every day as I sit in class, I hear my peers make comments about the imperfections of my political party. They denounce what I stand for, and no one says a word. The kids in class that share the same beliefs as I do look at each other and shrink down in their seats. The few brave students who rebuttal these snide comments are immediately chastised and attacked. It is a losing battle. But the second that a student says a negative thing about the left-wing liberals, all

hell breaks loose. It is merely the truth that only some students get to voice their opinion.

I think the reason why Republicans are generalized as bigots is thanks to our current president. Donald Trump has created a name for Republicans that is unjust and incorrect to our actual beliefs. Because I state that I am a Republican does not mean that I agree with everything Trump has done. I believe that rules should be enforced, but I believe in inclusion of all races, religions and nationalities.

What I want people to know more than anything is that both political parties need something from the other.

Conservatives need liberals to stop abusing their cultural power. Conservatives feel extremely culturally vulnerable.

Because liberals have grown so quick to oppose discrimination, it has, in turn, created a discrimination of its own.

Liberals should remember that their own ideology states that “progressivism is progressive.”

Meaning that if liberals have their way, soon the list of things considered as “offensive” will grow immensely, making it a losing situation for anyone opposing their ideals. Liberals should also remember that it is not a crime to want to converse our history and culture. As a

white-American I am not proud of our history, but I do know if history is not conserved and taught, it will repeat itself.

Liberals need Conservatives to be less naive. Conservatives often forget or overlook the fact that when they support lower dependency on government, that also means cutting funding to programs like food stamps, housing assistance, Medicaid, etc. According to Peter Beinart from The Atlantic, Republicans forget that they support funding $20 billion to farmers or the 1872 law that allows mining companies to lease federal land for $5 an acre, and keep whatever they dig up . Both are forms of dependency that often only benefit white-Americans.

The bottom line is that I no longer want to be afraid to share my ideas. I am a Republican who supports gay marriage. I am a Republican who supports those who want to achieve the American dream no matter the race or religion of that person.

I am a Republican who believes that women have the right to what is best for themselves and their bodies. I am a Republican who wants to stop being called racist, homophobic and sexist. I am a Republican who just wants everyone to respect one another’s beliefs and political stances even if you may not agree with it.

“Republicans should not be afraid to speak their minds when liberals get to do so without being called bigots. Liberals should not be able to attack my political views because it differs from their own.

That is, by definition, bigotry.”

12 OP/ED

Minimalism: Downsize to upgrade “The anxiety of constant stacks of objects and clothing we never use might actually dissapate in society and we can focus on our aspirations. Embracing the lack of distractions has the potential to change lives, if not the world.”

by Timothy

Stolp As much as I hate to say it, I’m a neat freak. However, I never expected this passion for organization to spiral into a desire to own the bare minimum.

Growing up, we all dreamed of the brightest, shiniest new toy or gadget to show off and fulfill what seemed to be our deepest wants. The consumer mindset was ingrained in our minds from before any of us could remember. Eventually, a lot became too much, and too much became unbearable.

Thus, when I recently ventured into the world of minimalism, my jaw dropped (and so have all of my belongings, into the trash).

“With all that stuff, we weren’t satisfied,” said Joshua Millburn and Ryan Nicodemus, co-founders of The Minimalists. “There was a gaping void, and working 80 hours a week just to buy more stuff didn’t fill the void.”

The misconception I had prior to investigating a little more was that minimalism is 1) something that only happygo-lucky hippies participate in, 2) only adults can take on and 3) that it is a hack job attempt

at filling the void that Millburn and Nicodemus talk about. As I discovered, I could not have been more wrong.

“We focus on making room for more: more time, more passion, more creativity, more experiences…” said Millburn and Nicodemus.

“Minimalism is the thing that gets us past the things so we can make room for life’s important things—which aren’t things at all.”

The intention behind minimalism is not merely the elimination of items and piles of unnecessary products; rather, it is a lifestyle change to realign one with their values and the joy of life.

The way I see it, minimalism is a more mindful approach to our problems of consumerism. Returning to the basics meant not just cleaning my room nor purging my closet, but most importantly eliminating hindrances from my life goals and dreams. The anxiety of constant stacks of objects and clothing we never use might actually dissapate in society and we can focus on our aspirations. Embracing the lack of distractions has the potential to change lives, if not the world. To clarify, clearing

out the distractions does not entail only having a blanket on the floor for a bed nor owning four basic black tees, but finding the mental clarity to invest in hobbies that matter to you.

As a teenager, I still crave the latest and greatest: the new iPhone, the newest fashion or the coolest accessories for my car. But upon asking myself whether this really matters and if it really serves to bring me joy, I realized that life is more about cultivating a passion.

Therein lies the goal: Everyone—even non-hippies, non-adults—can adhere to the philosophy of minimalism to reorganize their belongings to fill the aforementioned void and improve their quality of life. Millburn and Nicodemus, as the arguable faces of the movement, can attest to the way this lifestyle changes them continuously.

“Minimalists search for happiness not through things, but through life itself,” said Millburn and Nicodemus.

“Thus, it’s up to you to determine what is necessary and what is superfluous in your life.”

300,000

The average number of items in an American household

50%

The percentage of Americans who don’t save money

40%

The percentage of toys owned by American children, despite their making up 3.1 percent of children in the world

100 billion The amount of money spent on jewelry, watches and shoes, more than is spent on higher education

1.2 trillion

Dollars spent on nonessential goods, items they don’t need

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Ice Cream B&G Milkyway 50.7% Stensland 27.6% Coldstone 21.7%

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#1 #2 #3

Pizza Little Caesars 55.5% Fieros 29.7% Boss’ 14.8%

#2 #3

Buffet Pizza Ranch 63.2% Hibachi 25.6% Royal Fork 11.2%

Wings Buffalo Wild Wings 80.6% Wingstop 14.5% Stubbies 4.9%

THE LOC

BES

The Best Places in Sioux Fal

#1 #2 #3

#2 #3

Bagels Bagel Boy 77.4% Einstein Bros. Bagels13.8% Panera 8.8%

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#1 #2

Statesman Edition

#1

Coffee Coffea 56% Josiah’s 25.9% Coffee Cabin 18.1%

#3

Subs Jimmy Johns 55.2% Goodcents 23.2% Pickle Barrel 21.6%

Pasta Johnny Carino’s 45.3% Olive Garden 36.5% Spezia 18.2%

alls. Chosen by the Patriots.

Fashion Stripes have been a common closet necessity for decades.

Born in the ‘60s, stripes in all colors have served as the basis of their expansion in today’s world of fashion.

Crochet clothing emerged with the rise of ‘60s bohemian fashion.

Sparked by bold and exotic trends, this style has stood the test of time and remains a staple for both summer and fall fashion.

through

‘70s

The rebirth of the lieutenant hat has created an accessory frenzy in recent months. Similar to its popularity in the ‘70s, this hat is emerging, once again, as a common staple for modern day closets.

One of the most memorable trends of the ‘70s is making a comeback in the denim field of fashion.

Despite being associated with its respective decade, the flare jean is still alive and well - creating a widespread trend among bohemianstyle fashion.

The iconic checkered pattern broke barriers in fashion through its expansion from the early ‘60s to the contemporary runway.

Transitioning from a simple, checkered print to one with added zippers, the pattern’s take on modern fashion continues to grow.

Skirts have been a recognizable and signature style for the ‘60s. As the fashion industry continues to broaden, these skirts have continued to develop through a variety of different lengths and patterns.

‘60s

Vibrant, rainbow-like colors were a common phenomenon born in the ‘70s. As fashion continues to dive into past decades, bright and vivid colors remain relevant in fashion today.

Although platform shoes peaked in the ‘70s, they are still finding their way into the fashion industry.

With the combination of added height and sleek design, platform shoes are making the ultimate comeback.

the

decades

Premiering in the ‘80s, metallic clothing is making its return in modern fashion. Replicating a futuristic design, metallic clothing is relevant now more than ever before.

Band t-shirts have always been prevalent in the fashion world because of their unique text and design. They began to gain popularity in the ‘80s and have been an essential part of one’s wardrobe ever since.

‘90s The trend of wearing t-shirts under dresses is getting the revival it needs. Sparked by its movement in the ‘90s, this trend still remains both stylish and comfortable.

Track pants have crossed over from athletics into the fashion realm because of their undeniable comfort and stylish combination.

They first became popular in the ‘90s but have recently made a comeback.

Dr. Martens have been taking the footwear industry by storm for several decades.

Gaining popularity in the ‘80s, this beloved brand has resurfaced in modern fashion, adding a touch of the ‘80s in current closets.

A clothing item that is not only stylish, but weather resistant as well, is the windbreaker. This piece can complete any rainyday outfit through the pop of color it adds.

‘80s

Although overalls peaked in the ‘90s, the trend has emerged once again as a prominent piece in modern fashion.

Transforming from traditional denim into other fabrics and colors, overalls have OVERALL changed the fashion world for the better.

18 ENTERTAINMENT

After AP tests LHS students have been...

by Jack Fehrs

AP Literature and Composition

AP Spanish

LHS seniors Josh Gurnick, Ben Wentzel and Kjerstin Aspaas prepare a kite for flying.

LHS seniors Alex Sweatman, Madison Heath, Savannah Heeren and Carter Lund work diligently on learning Spanish slang.

In Sue Bull’s Literature and Composition class, students trekked to nearby spencer park where they flew kites. Similar to the classes assigned reading, “The Kite Runner,” the casual kite flying turned into a battle for air space. Students also had the opportunity to read “The Collector of Names,” a collection of short stories. After reading the book, they got to ask questions and discuss themes of the book, with critically acclaimed author, Patrick Hicks.

In AP Spanish, students watched an episode of “Everybody Loves Raymond.” Although some of the jokes didn’t hit, it was a good learning experience for all. Students also worked on their slang and small talk in Spanish by learning commonly used phrases. It is one thing to learn Spanish in a classroom setting, but the real world is entirely different. Learning the small talk commonly used by native speakers will help in the future immensely. Finally, they experienced the film “Nemo,” an integral part of their childhoods, in Spanish.

AP Physics 1

AP Calculus

LHS senior relaxes on his desk as the sci-fi flick “Interstellar” flashes its title across the screen.

LHS junior, Jared Jaros, sits in his desk while the documentary “Inside Job” begins.

In Physics 1, students dove into deep space, exploring Einstein’s theory of relativity, black holes and wormholes. They also watched Christopher Nolan’s, “Interstellar,” a movie applying many of the space and time theories to a science fiction story. Although many of AP Physics One’s concepts were grounded in reality throughout the year, such as conductive dough, in the final weeks of class they got to explore modern physics.

In Calculus, students watched the film “Hidden Figures,” a movie about the incredible women behind the 1962 NASA spacecraft launch. They will also be working towards making AP Calculus a more enjoyable experience for future LHS students who take the class. AP Calculus members are creating flash cards and activities for future students to use while reviewing for the test.

AP Macroeconomics In AP macroeconomics, Steve Blakenship is taking his class on an adventure through the 2008 economic collapse. Students will be watching the documentary, “The Inside Job,” narrated by Matt Damon, as well as creating slide shows on the knowledge they obtained about the great recession.

LEFT: LHS senior Paul Monson works hard on flashcards for future AP calculus students.

PHOTOS BY JACK FEHRS

ENTERTAINMENT 19

Statesbuds:

by Lauren Teller and Jenna

Becker

Mac n’ Cheese Edition

“I raised you on Mac n’ Cheese,” said Kris Jenner, business and reality TV mogul. An American comfort food staple, the simplicity and creamy macaroni noodles can do so much more than fill your stomach; they warm the soul. In order to find the ooiest of the gooiest noodles in town, we visited three different spots to find the best.

Noodles and Company

Panera

Einstein’s Bagels

Initially, the service at this restaurant proved to be lacking. The staff was quite frankly less than attentive and didn’t show much effort to create an enjoyable eating experience for their customers.

Although our experience had a rough start, the food here was subject to mixed reviews. Our meal arrived looking much different than how it appeared on the menu. The noodles were topped with shredded cheese and require mixing from the customer in order to cover all of the noodles in cheese. Once we dug in, Lauren enjoyed the cheesy goodness and found the sauce to be quite creamy, while Jenna thought differently. She found the noodles to be flavorless and lacking originality, as it they were storebought noodles. Still, both agreed that the dish was warm and yummy, though it would be cheaper to make your own at home.

Ahhhhh, classic Panera bread, known for their Vermont Mac n’ Cheese; we were excited to taste the menu favorite. Our noodles were served with a baguette on the side, which was a carb load that we were not at all opposed to. Coated in white cheddar sauce, the noodles were in shell form, allowing for the sauce to coat the entirety of the noodle, forming the perfect bite. Although very rich, the serving size was large enough to accommodate two. The waitress was also very kind upon hearing our request for two plates. Over all, we had a great experience with the staff and food, with enough to fill up two hungry gorls.

This next dish is an inventive take on America’s traditional Mac and Cheese.

This is not simply noodles, but an entire bagel topped with the glorious, yellow gold. Einstein’s mac and cheese bagel sandwich comes in two varieties: lunch or breakfast. We opted for the lunch option which comes with ham and all the traditional stuffings. The service here was great, with perky baristas eager to help us enjoy our eating experience. Sadly, not even the awesome service could salvage this sandwich. It was extremely dry on top, with what seemed like weeks old noodles. The sandwich was served cold which added to the bland experience of the bagel. It also tasted like mayo and onions that totally overrode the featured mac and cheese. Plain and simple: this sandwich was hard to choke down. While we wouldn’t recommend this option, we do commend Einstein’s for their creativity, even if the result didn’t turn out as well as we had hoped.

PHOTOS BY LAUREN TELLER

Throughout this dining experience, we were able to taste many traditional and fresh takes on one of America’s favorite dishes: Macaroni and Cheese. After experiencing the ooiest of the gooiest mac dishes, we found Panera’s to stand above the rest.

2018 MIDWEST FESTIVALS by

Katie Kroeze

Flashing lights. Eardrums buzzing. Summer sunsets. Corndogs and funnel cakes. Some of the best summer nights are spent at festivals around the country. Although one may think they have to travel far to experience these feelings, that is not always true. Some of the best up and coming artists on the scene are coming to short road trip near you.

June 16 Minneapolis $74

Rock the Garden Father John Misty Fiest Kamasi Washington

July 20-22 Chicago $191.25

Pitchfork

Lauren Hill Fleet Foxes Tame Impala

The War on Drugs

July 6-7 Des Moines $75

80/35

Kesha

Courtney Barnett

Phantagram

Carseat Headrest

August 2-5 Chicago $335

Lollapalooza

Logic

Bruno Mars

The Weeknd Post Malone

September 17-22-Lincoln-$25-75

Lincoln Calling Parquet Courts Lion Babe

Waxahatchee

Japanese Breakfast

August 17-18 Omaha $105

Maha

Weezer TV on the Radio Father John Misty

The Kills

Sports

MAY 2018

LHS STATESMAN

By the Numbers

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by

Molly Faris

College bound athletes

For each graduating athlete, there comes a time where a big decision needs to be made. This decision is whether or not they are going to play in college. This year, 19 LHS seniors decided to further their athletic careers.

State track championships in a row for boys

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NATIONAL SIGNING DAY

Straight state championships for the boy’s tennis team

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Days until the class of 2018 graduates

406 Number of LHS seniors graduating in 2018

Football

Jack Meyers - Northern State University

Cross Country

Courtney Klatt - Xavier University Ike Mendel - Bethel University

Upcoming Events June 2: LAST DAY OF SCHOOL June 3: graduation ceremony for LHS will be held at the premier center at 4 p.m.

Tennis

Meredith Benson - Creighton University

Volleyball

Allison Engel - Minnesota State Morris

Basketball

Dillon Barrow - Dakota State University Jymell Nave - Minnesota West University

Track and Field

Collin Brison - University of South Dakota Ryley Heier - University of Nebraska-Lincoln Soccer Liberty Justus - University of South Dakota Liam Downey - Wheaton College Courtney Klatt - Xavier University Tianna Neuharth - Dakota Wesleyan University Michaela Mohr - University of South Dakota Mike Schmidtman - Concordia College Kulyle Myers - Mount Marty College Isaac Woods - Luther College Nick Leach - Gustavus Adolphus College Baseball Alex Fuhs - Northwestern College

Softball

Peyton Senger - Dakota Wesleyan University

22 ENTERTAINMENT

Sioux Falls Baby Dollz skate their way to victory

by Cathleen Weng

The air is filled with the sound of crowds cheering and skates scraping against the floor as players in the game of roller derby try to score points.

Roller derby is a full contact sport played on roller skates where a designated player, called the jammer, tries to get through the pack to score points for the team.

The team with the most points wins. There are two teams each game and the game, also called a “bout,” is split into jams, or plays. The Sioux Falls Baby Dollz organization has two roller derby teams: the Baby Dollz is the “B” team and Sodak Attack competes as the “A” team. Sodak Attack ranks 20th in the world within the Open Division.

“The best part is the family and the experience that comes with it and how accepting the team is to everyone,” said LHS

PHOTO PROVIDED BY HAPPY WHITE

The two teams of the Sioux Falls Baby Dollz organization, Sodak Attack and the Baby Dollz, pose for a team photo. sophomore Happy White, who participates in Sodak Attack. “I like how everyone can fit in, no matter who they are. It kind of gives you a sense of empowerment as well.”

A number of LHS students

participate on the Sioux Falls Baby Dollz teams, particularly on the Sodak Attack team. Their selfdescribed mission is “to empower, build self-confidence and develop athleticism in children ages 7-17 in a positive team culture.”

“Having that kind of place and environment is super cool and kind of unique. It’s hard to find,” said White. “If you had the chance to find that spot, you’d take it. It’s a really cool opportunity.”

Sodak Attack won their most recent game against the Omaha Junior Roller Derby team in the Cinco De Mayo Bout at Special Olympics South Dakota.

“Before a bout, we always get together as a team and pep each other up,” said White. “We have our own little traditions.”

White encourages students to join roller derby if they want to, as it is a growth sport, meaning that it opens its players up to a number of different opportunities that other sports do not necessarily have.

“It’s taught me how to stand up for myself and be confident in myself,” said White.

Standing Pat: NBA Coach of the Year race by

Behind every great team is a great game plan. The writer and director of that team’s game plan is the head coach. For the 2017-2018 NBA season, there have been many coaches who seem like the most brilliant game plan writers in the game: Boston Celtics’ coach Brad Stevens, former Toronto Raptors head coach Dwane Casey and Utah Jazz coach Quin Snyder.

Although there are strong cases for each and every one of the coaches in the league, these three stand out in ways of efficiency, late-game heroic game plans, manipulating opponent’s defenses and winning games when it counts.

As come to show, the top three coaches have a record to reflect their coaching. One of the many assets that the coaches have in common: They all made the playoff

Oliver Lockwood-Powell

race. With the Jazz in the West and the Raptors and Celtics in the East, the league is well-represented in great coaching staff throughout the league.

This season, the Celtics have proven not only to be worthy to take the Kings crown, they have also shown to be very efficient, even without their top two scorers out. PG Kyrie Irving, who missed a significant chunk of the season, and SF Gordon Hayward who missed the whole season, have been two key reasons why Stevens is a shoe in for the COY award. He led his team to the number one spot in the east for most of the season with one star, and a newly formed team. Grinding out wins against both Western and Eastern conference teams, Stevens has shown that his

growth from his assistant coaching days back at the Butler University.

Also in the East, Coach Casey for the Raptors has been in a great position for years. If one were to look at their lineup, you would originally expect greatness. But if you are to look at the statistics, Casey knows how to spread the floor and get the ball to the right spot when it counts. Although Casey was recently fired by the Raptors, that should not go against his case for COY. Casey was the author of the illustrious first seed story this year for the Raptors, allowing them to make a statement during the regular season.

Lastly, Snyder for the Jazz has been brilliant. They are the only team in the playoffs to not be graced with an allstar player, however are one of the most efficient and timely

teams in the game. Being a defensive mastermind, as well as helping develop rookie of the year candidate Donovan Mitchell, Snyder has proven day in and day out that his all-starless roster was able to compete against even the best teams in the game. Making it to the second round, and even snagging a game from the almighty Houston Rockets, Snyder really made his case for being one of the most brilliant coaches in the league.

When it comes down to it, each of the three coaches have what it takes to be crowned the league's best coach. At the end of the day, we will see who is the grittiest, most brilliant game planner in the league: Snyder, Casey or Stevens.

State Track competitors by

Somer Luitjens

Courtney Klatt, 12

Courtney Klatt has been a LHS track standout for two years and could not be more excited to participate in her last meet. Klatt competes in many different races but is known for her amazing talent in the 3200 and 1600 meter events. Since this is her last high school track meet, her overall goal is to break the five minute barrier in the mile and get a personal best. Although Klatt is nervous about the results of the meet, she is excited to get the opportunity to take a trip to Rapid City, SD and spend time with her teammates. Klatt is ready to take on her last competition as an LHS Patriot.

“I get pretty nervous for the big meets because I want to do my best for my team,” said Klatt. “Nerves are good though because that just means the thing you’re nervous for is important.”

PHOTO PROVIDED BY COURTNEY KLATT

Collin Brison, 12

PHOTO PROVIDED BY COLLIN BRISON

Collin Brison has been a part of the LHS track team for four years and is ready to compete in his final meet as a Patriot. Brison will participate in the open 100, open 200, 4x100 and the 4x200 meter races, and is hoping that his relay team will be motivated enough to drop a few records for their last run. None of this is new to Brison. He has been in these situations before and he is definitely more excited than nervous. Brison is really looking forward to competing in his last track meet and giving everything he has got.

“Regarding the state meet, I am most excited to just go out and compete my last time as a Patriot as well as solidify the friendships I have made for life,” said Brison. “I am definitely looking forward to it because at the end of the day I want to be the best I can be and that elevated competition helps me and everybody else on the team do just that.”

Jack Elliott, 11

Jack Elliott has been a competitor for the LHS track team for three years and is extremely excited to be able to participate in the state meet. After winning the State championship for cross country last year, he hopes to win a few more titles at the last meet of the year. He will be participating in the 1600m and the 3200m and even though he is nervous about the two big races, he is hoping the nerves will motivate him and his running abilities.

“I’m excited to run out in Rapid City on their track for the first time,” said Elliott. “I am nervous, but there are always nerves leading up to a big race and that ultimately helps you run to your ability.”

Sara Croghan, 9

PHOTO PROVIDED BY JACK ELLIOTT

Sara Croghan has been a freshman standout for the LHS track team this year. Her first year competing on the track team has been exciting yet nerve racking all at the same time. Croghan has qualified for the State meet in Rapid City this year for her outstanding performance in the high jump. Besides having the goal of getting a personal best of a five foot jump at state, Croghan is excited for the new experience of being surrounded by incredible athletes. She will definitely be a great, young competitor for LHS.

“I think I am most excited to be with everyone in Rapid and watch all kinds of phenomenal athletes compete in one big meet,” said Croghan. “I’m a little nervous because it is scary to be around so many great and seasoned athletes.”

PHOTO PROVIDED BY SARA CROGHAN

MEET THE Elizabeth Boysen, 10

Johanna Brower, 10

Sophia Boyt, 10

Cameron Rhode, 10

Slater Dixon, 11

Mara Fendrich, 10

Emily Hall, 11

Nicole Schmitz, 11

Caroline Sudbeck, 11

Kathryn Sweeter, 11

Morgan McDonnel, 11

Nyah Thaemert, 11

Pet peeve: Loud chewing LHS crush: Jana Klawonn Most embarrassing moment: Falling down the last three of the E wing stairs

Pet peeve: Having a pet peeve LHS crush: Obviously Mr. Bobby Grimm Most embarrassing moment: Finding out Slater loves me only platonically

Pet peeve: People chewing gum loud LHS crush: Abe Lincoln Most embarrassing moment: IDK

Pet peeve: When people don’t recycle LHS crush: All of the recycling cans Most embarrassing moment: Someone caught me not recycling

Pet peeve: Morgan Ann Hansen LHS crush: The stuffed mole rat in Jaws’ classroom Most embarrassing moment: Puking all over the bleachers freshman year at my basketball game

Pet peeve: When Nicole Schmitz talks to me...

Ugh LHS crush: Monica Conover-she’s a babe Most embarrassing moment: When Nyah Thaemert dances... I’m embarrassed for her

Pet peeve: Saying “You guys” LHS crush: We’ll see ;) Most embarrassing moment: My entire freshman year

Chloe Robinson, 11 Pet peeve: Caelyn LHS crush: Mark Olsen Most embarrassing moment: Too many to pick

Pet peeve: Kathryn Sweeter always asking to hang out LHS crush: Lance Luitjens... Sorry Som Most embarrassing moment: When Nyah Thaemert dances... I’m embarrassed for her

Pet peeve: Styrofoam LHS crush: Sienna Syverson Most embarrassing moment: Being rejected

by Lizzie Boysen as her LHS crush

Pet peeve: People who dab but don’t double dab LHS crush: Chuck Howes, my husband Most embarrassing moment: Dropping the batton... Sorry Embry :(

Pet peeve: When people point LHS crush: Kevin Zhou Most embarrassing moment: Fell out of a boat

Pet peeve: Nicole Schmitz LHS crush: Samwelli Gibson Yoweli Most embarrassing moment: When Nicole and Kathryn try to dance in public

Aly Stallinga, 11 Pet peeve: “You guys never understand my sarcasm.”- Morgan Hansen LHS crush: Mark Olsen Most embarrassing moment: That’s too embarrassing to say

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STAFF Jaida Sorensen, 11 Pet peeve: When Teeba crosses the line LHS crush: That hot light skin Most embarrassing moment: Does my love life count?

Xander Donahue, 12 Pet peeve: Clouds LHS crush: Will Howes’ dad Most embarrassing moment: Taking journalism

Easton Plourde, 11

Georgia Conlin, 12

Pet peeve: When I drop spaghetti out of my pocket LHS crush: Noah Johnson Most embarrassing moment: In middle school the whole school found my YouTube channel

Ethan Kolb, 12

Emily Shank, 12

Pet peeve: Too many to count LHS crush: The trees around the parking lot Most embarrassing moment: When I’m at work I say, “Have a good rest of your night” and it’s 11:00a.m.

Margaret Meierhenry, 12 Parker Hibbard, 12 Pet peeve: How Grimm always messes up the names on the announcements LHS crush: Tim Stolp, only when quoting vines Most embarrassing moment: My entire freshman year

Lily Hiatt, 12 Pet peeve: People who chew with their mouths open LHS crush: That’s for me to know and you to find out ;) Most embarrassing moment: ...It’s personal

Pet peeve: Maryam LHS crush: Daulton Vanderloo Most embarrassing moment: Everytime I trip in the hallway

Pet peeve: That Brooke Luitjens had to graduate LHS crush: Brooke Luitjens Most embarrassing moment: When I see Lance in the halls

Nayeli Ayala, 12 Pet peeve: When people chew their gum loudly LHS crush: Gage Gramlick <3 Most embarrassing moment: When I was a little kid and thought I was Dora :)

Pet peeve: Parker Hibbard LHS crush: You know who you are ;) Most embarrassing moment: Freshman year

Lea Schriever, 12

Pet peeve: People being peppy and children LHS crush: Addy Momo Most embarrassing moment: When Amanda Nelson scared me and I almost kicked her pregnant belly and she peed and I ripped my skirt

Maryam Rauff, 12

Pet peeve: No I don’t have a pet named Peeve LHS crush: Grape Most embarrassing moment: When I was 12