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omen really are the lifeblood of soap, s aren’t they?

Let’s face it, the me en are only really there to ke eep the plots going – it’s the strong, gutsy soap w women that we trruly care about.

Take this week.

First up, there’s Sh haron, mourning

Your stars this week!

it lying down – see p42 for our exclusive interview. And it’s goodbye to one of our her son like she’s never strongest women this week, mourned before. She’s Corrie’s Bethany, as she seen more tragedy than leaves the Street. But will most, but can even Sharon she depart with new love Daniel, or will she step out on her own?

You know, there’s so much girl power in this issue, that from p38 pull through the worst right through to p52, we are one of all? Meanwhile, actually exclusively female! as Emmerdale’s Vanessa We’ll try to squeeze in some continues her cancer battle, fellas next week… promise!

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The BIG stories...

Coronation Street

4 Sarah & Adam get married 8 Daniel proposes to Bethany 9 Adam tells Gary Maria cheated 22 Jade makes a pass at Tyrone 23 Geoff worries Yasmeen has gone 29 Nina wants to spend time with Roy 30 Ed & James call a truce for Aggie 38 Bethany sadly leaves the Street 48 You Ask… Lorna Laidlaw (Aggie)

EastEnders

10 Sharon grieves for dead Dennis 20 Keegan is wrongfully arrested 24 Gray cracks trying to defend Whit 25 Linda tries hard to stay sober 29 Lola has a big shock for Jay 31 Jean becomes suspicious of Suki

Emmerdale

Or in See you then, the jungle… love. We’ll look out u for you on Danci g On Ice. I hear they’re looking for a new Our Girl. You’d be good in that.

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18 Liam faces off against Warren 28 Darren is still very depressed 31 Toby vows to find out the truth 50 Marnie pursues Edward

Home and Away

15 Mason is shot and killed!

30 Ryder is arrested for the sex tape

“Marlon believes that the Dingles have broken the code!”

and more!

Talk about a rose between two thorns. Am I right, ladies?

16 Marlon disowns the Dingles 26 DI Malone guns for Cain 27 Cara asks Nate to leave with her 28 Victoria has an awkward moment 30 Leyla feels insulted by Liam 42 Vanessa faces up to her cancer

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12 Inside Gossip 32 What Happens When?

34 Soapbox 46 10 Totally True Facts About…

Danielle Harold (EastEnders’ Lola) 54 Star watch 56 Style watch 92 Who’s In? Who’s Out? 94 Puzzles 96 The Hot List 97 Next week 98 Hits & Misses

Jude Monk McGowan

“There is going to be a showdown!”

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Ready Steady Cook

Neighbours Dramas

29 Casualty Jade is cross with Marty 31 Doctors Daniel & Zara play it cool 44 Casualty Zsa Zsa returns

We chat to Rylan ClarkNeal about his new role – turn to p57 for more!

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28 Paige & Elly both dress as brides

“Zsa Zsa is way too close to Dee Dee to develop a relationship”

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Sarah & Adam tie the knot!

BUT AS THE GROOM PLOTS TO DESTROY GARY, WILL THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER?

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Adam makes his vows to Sarah, while secretly vowing to avenge Gary

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he Barlow and Platt families come together this week, for what is arguably the Street wedding of the year – as Adam makes Sarah his wife in a gorgeous fairy-tale ceremony!

However, with the bride and her daughter Bethany at loggerheads – and scheming groom Adam taking every opportunity to rub salt in the wounds of Sarah’s former fiancé Gary (see p9) – the road to the swanky hotel venue for their marriage is anything but smooth…

“This is Weatherfield, so there will always be drama

whenever anyone ties the knot,” scoffs our cobbles insider. “However, in the grand scheme of soap weddings, Sarah and Adam get off pretty lightly. The massive smiles on their faces say it all!”

Although, at the start of the week, Sarah is anything but the beaming bride-to-be as she continues to quarrel with Bethany – while also conscious that her daughter’s dramas could spill over into the wedding day itself!

“Bethany’s relationship with Adam’s uncle and best man Daniel hasn’t won them many friends on the Street, with his late wife Sinead’s auntie Beth

publicly shaming the pair at every opportunity,” sighs our source. “Sarah’s primary concern, of course, is that Bethany is making a huge mistake getting involved with a man who has just buried his wife. However, there is the added fear that another row could kick off during Sarah and Adam’s nuptials, given that Bethany and Daniel are key members of the bridal party – and half the Street is on the guest list. Daniel can forget his best man’s speech if gobby Beth ends up getting hold of the microphone!”

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In the hours leading up to the e service, Sarah is heartbroken knowing k that she and Bethany are on su uch bad terms. Adam is unable to stomach seeing his fiancée so unhappy, and heroically steps in to calm Sara ah down.

Star Tina O’Brien (Sarah) skirts around the truth of her alter ego’s gorgeous gown…

Sarah’s marriage to Adam is sn’t actress Tina O’Brien’s (Sara ah) first soap wedding – with her ch haracter having tied the knot to Jaso on Grimshaw back in 2007. On n both occasions the bride looked stunning, although Tina confesses tha at her TV nuptials are never as glamorous as tthey look…

“You’re wearing the dress s for a long time, so it can get a bit smelly!” confesses c the actress who, in real life, wed d husband Adam Croft on New Year’s E Eve in 2018.

“By day four, you’re like, ‘Is that me that I can smell in my dress?’ Th he costume department will kill me for saying s that!”

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Thankfully y, the bond that mother and daughter share is too strong to o be broken by the stress off the past few weeks – and d Sarah and Bethany reunite in time for Bethany to slip s on her chief bridesmaid’s s dress.

“Hotshot solicitor Ad dam has spared no expense on the 192 20s-themed wedding,” grins our sn neak. “Sarah – who is flanked by Be ethany, little bridesmaid Lily, and page boy Harry when brothers Nick an nd David walk her down the aisle – lo ooks absolutely breathtaking in a flapp per-style frock, topped off beautifully with a feathered shawl a and sparkly headband. Ada am’s a lucky man!”

After exchanging their vows in a romantic r ceremony, the new Mr and Mrs Barlow B seal the deal with a passionate kiss.

However, before whisking his new wiife away from gloomy Weatherfield W to an exotiic location, Adam begins s married life by chann nelling his energy into making m Gary’s life a mis sery – setting off a catacly ysmic chain of events for him, Maria and Ali. Could the ho oneymoon be over before it has even begun?

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Bethany leaves the Street – after Daniel proposes! …BUT WILL HE GO WITH HER?

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fter weeks of being treated like a pariah over his relationship with Bethany, Daniel is determined to prove that he’s in love – by popping the question!

But as Daniel makes his public grand gesture, hollering up to Bethany’s window while he kneels on the cobbles below, she realises that he is proposing with his late wife Sinead’s wedding ring…

“Bethany is very confused, because Daniel is really drunk,” reveals star Lucy Fallon, who plays her. “He is slurring his

Daniel – aka the Beard – slurs his proposal to baffled Bethany

words and can’t properly stand up. It’s a Romeo And Juliet kind-of moment with Bethany up high on a balcony – although really she is just hanging out of the window! But after Bethany realises the significance of the

When Daniel calls Bethany

by Sinead’s name, she is completely devastated…”

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r ll her by Sinead’s name – she is completely devastated.”

The crushing reality of knowing that Daniel isn’t over Sinead, and won’t be for a long time yet, hits home for Bethany as she resolves to leave the Street and accept her magazine internship in London.

“When the day comes, she is one hundred per cent ready to leave,” Lucy tells us. “Everything that has happened recently, and everything that has gone on in Bethany’s past, cements in her mind that there is no reason for her to stay. She needs to go and do this job in London, grab the opportunity and see what happens.”

So, when Bethany says her goodbyes to her family and friends, how will Daniel react?

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Adam tells Gary Maria cheated!

HE TAKES GREAT DELIGHT IN SPILLING THE BEANS ON DR ALI’S SPECIAL EXAMINATION…

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ot on the heels of his ex Sarah’s marriage, Gary tells Maria this week that they should set a date for their own nuptials.

However, just as the pair excitedly look to the future, Adam knocks the wind out of Gary’s sails – by revealing all to Maria’s furious fiancée about the afternoon delight she shared with doctor Ali on Valentine’s Day! “The ink has barely had time to dry on Adam and Sarah’s wedding certificate when he takes pleasure in revealing the scandalous reve truth h of Maria’s fling,” frowns our cobbles source. “Seeing Sara ah go ahead and marry Adam has to sting for Gary, who o se ecretly probably still hold ds a torch for her deep dow wn. S So after Gary commits to M Maria, and then learns that she has been unfaithful, it is dou ubly hurtful.”

Maria a regretted her reunion with Ali once it transpired that Ga ary had secretly been planning to propose, and has sinc ce to old the disheartened doc to keep his distance.

But when Adam realises something could be going on between the pair, he makes it his mission to get the truth out of Ali. “Adam tricks Ali into telling all, and assures him that his secret is safe,” reveals our spy. “Yet that couldn’t be further from the truth, as he delights in informing Gary what his wife-to-be was up to on Valentine’s Day.” The irony of Gary’s situation is that he’s turned over a new leaf and, prior to learning about Maria and Ali, rejects an offer to join forces with his old debt-collecting buddy Sharon when they bump into one another.

Meanwhile, Maria waits for Gary in the Rovers to toast their engagement as he hunts down Ryan, demanding to know if anything is going on between Maria and Ali. Ryan insists that Adam is telling a pack of lies, before finding Ali and warning him that he’s just saved his skin.

However, when Gary eventually joins oblivious and tipsy Maria in the pub, he is quietly seething – and later puts in a call to Sharon offering her loan shark Rick Neelan’s old client list in return for a favour. What sort of awful revenge is Gary cooking up for Ali and Maria?

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Even under that hairdo, Ali can’t hide his pain at being snubbed by Maria

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Sharon blames herself for Dennis’ death – but in truth, many others share the guilt

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he residents of the Square do their best to return to normal this week, following the horrors of the boat party – but it’s clear that lives have been changed forever by the events of that night…

As shattered Sharon prepares for the funeral of her son, she’s blaming herself for his death. But little does she realise quite how deeply her supposed friends and family were involved in the tragedy.

And as Ian struggles to keep his own secrets, the truth is revealed in the form of an incriminating voicemail…

A MOTHER’S NIGHTMARE “It’s no surprise that Sharon has gone to pieces,” sighs our Walford source. “She’s led a life beset by tragedy, and thought she had already lived through the worst imaginable grief. But nothing compares with losing her Dennis. And this is in the immediate aftermath of a traumatic childbirth. She’s in the worst place she’s ever been.”

A large part of Sharon’s agony stems from the fact that i

Blame and shame in Walford!

WILL SHARON FIND OUT WHAT CAUSED THE DEATH OF HER BELOVED SON? she holds herself responsible for Dennis’ death. If only she’d been more focused on him – she thinks. If only she hadn’t become caught up in her affair with Keanu… So now, when Sharon looks at her new baby, she sees only a reminder of her mistakes – a reminder that she herself started the chain of events that led to Dennis being on that ill-fated boat.

Sharon’s lack of interest in her new child is noticed by Linda, who offers to take care of the baby as a distraction from her own problems.

Meanwhile, Kathy and Ian,

whom Sharon has been living with, notice how badly she is struggling. Although Ian, of course, is trapped by his own crushing guilt…

IAN’S SHAME Only a few people know that Ian was gunning for Dennis on the night of his death, and as the week begins, it’s clear that Ian’s son Peter holds his dad responsible for the tragedy.

“Peter’s giving Ian the cold shoulder for sure,” says our spy.

“But after talking to Bobby and Dotty about the online bullying that had set Dennis and Ian on

Sharon’s gone to pieces – she’s in the worst place she’s ever been”

a collision course, Peter agrees to hear Ian’s side of the story.”

However, it’s Dotty herself that Ian has most reason to fear. She knows how angry Ian was that night – and this week hears a damning voicemail left

by Dennis, pleading for Ian to let him out of the locked room.

“As far as Dotty is concerned, this is proof that Ian killed Dennis,” notes our insider. “It’s incendiary information. Imagine the ways she might use this to her

Why Dennis had to die!

We asked the EastEnders bosses how they chose their latest victim…

Kate Oates [Head of Continuing Drama, BBC] and Jon Sen [EastEnders’ executive producer] talked us though the planning of Walford’s most shocking death in years…

So, the big question: why poor Dennis?

Kate The main thing you

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advantage. Remember that this is Nick Cotton’s daughter we’re talking about!”

WHERE’S PHIL? One person who seems to have gone completely to ground since the accident is Phil. And with good reason.

After all, it was his fight with Keanu in the wheelhouse of the boat that caused the crash – and Dennis’ death.

“This responsibility will weigh heavily on Phil’s

conscience,” muses our mole. “After all, it was one of Phil’s feuds that also led to the death of Dennis’ father – a secret that Phil kept from Sharon for many years.”

The same guilt will also fall on Ben’s shoulders. His kidnapping of Sharon just before she went into labour stopped her from leaving with Dennis, leading to the boy joining the boat party.

So as Sharon struggles to come to terms with what’s happened, she will eventually emerge from her grief in search of someone to blame for Dennis’ death.

How will she feel when she learns that her husband, her best friend and the boy she once thought of as a son are all responsible?

want from any soap, any drama, is consequences. And that’s what comes out of Dennis’ death. It’s about where the story goes next, and the people who are left behind. The EastEnders story conference room is a vibrant place, and we discussed lots of different options, but we knew in our hea arts that h this hi was the twist th hat would w power us through months m of future story. It has h an epic, Greek tragedy feel f to it.

Jon As Kate sayys, I think in retrospect theree wa as only one candidate who could generate the type of story y we wanted to tell going forrwarrd.

How did Bleu L Lan ndau react when you told him m that his character was going to die?

Jon Professionaally!! He was incredibly excited to t be at the heart of succh a big week.

Whenever you’rre talking to an actor about a story y like this, they want to know how bi the story is goin ng to be,, and are always excitted to go g out on something as adrenali fuelled and mov ving g as this.

What will life b be like in Walford for the e su urvivors?

Kate The whole point of a disaster of this magnitude is that it has a huge impact.

If you can imagine a real community facing this, it would have long-standing repercussions. There will be consequences of this story in a year to come, and we know where it is going.

That is one of the joys of how we are all working together as a team on EastEnders at the moment.

We feel as if we have a real clarity – knowing where we are going with these characters in the long term.

The boat tragedy will have hard-hitting consequences for f a lot l off people. l

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DR ALI CLOCKS OFF!

James Burrows departs…

Ali played with fire by getting involved with Maria again

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Will Dr Ali’s feud with villain Gary see his time in Corrie come to an end?

aria’s love triangle in Corrie will go back into the TV reach a thrilling conclusion when drama side of things, and Dr Ali blasts out of Weatherfield!

I’m in talks with a few people,” adds Her fiancé Gary is set to learn this week James, whose previous acting credits that the exes slept together on Valentine’s include shows such as Mount Pleasant Day (see p9), and his discovery will lead and Happy Valley – as well as hit movie to a dramatic exit for Ali. Meanwhile, star Fighting With My Family last year. “I miss James Burrows is bidding farewell to the the creative side of things and would love cobbles after two years in the e role. role to go bac back to that. It’s exciting times.”

“I’ve had a great time on Corrie,” he James took over the role says. “It’s a brilliant of Michelle Connor’s show to have been a estranged biological son part of, and I’ve made in 2018, after Ali began lifelong friends. I’m not working as a trainee GP at allowed to say how Ali the local medical centre. leaves but it leaves, it’ss exciting!

He has already filmed his Ali and Michelle “I handed in my final scenes, and Ali’s exit had quite a rocky reunion at first notice as I wanted to will air next month.

Ray is gunnin ng for trouble – but who will be h his next target?

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orrie bosses are lining up Bistro boss Ray to take over o as the show’s new villain n! It’ll turn out that the sleazy tycoon has an ulterior motive for being on the cobbles and taking over the local bus sinesses – and he has a particular target… t

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“Ray might be discounted by the audience as someone who is going to disappear soon, but he’s the new baddie on the block,” shares our Corrie insider.

“After his indecent proposal to Abi, Ray blackmails Kevin into selling him the garage, meaning that he now owns two premises on the Street.

“This is just the beginning as he becomes a destructive force on the cobbles. Ray is around for the long haul – and he’s going to ruffle many more feathers going forward…”

So, just what is Ray’s interest in Weatherfield? He will soon unveil the new-look Bistro and will be Kev’s landlord – but why is he so interested in the lives of the locals?

EASTENDERS

STOP PRESS! Come home!

Tanya Branning ought to be set for a return to Walford, if EastEnders star Jake Wood – who plays Max – has his way! “If anyone reading this sees Jo Joyner [who played the actor’s on-screen wife], please ask her to come back nicely!” he pleads.

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Meanwhile, Tanya nearly had a different face altogether!

Actress Kellie Bright, who plays Linda in the BBC soap, auditioned for the part. “I screentested for the role of Tanya and read with Jake Wood,” she reveals.

New love for Alina!

Dotty has only recently joined her grandmother in Albert Square

Emma might not have cause to worry about Seb falling back into the arms of his ex, Alina, says Ruxandra Porojnicu, who plays her. “Maybe someone else will catch her eye…” teases the star.

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Job swap!

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he celebrations for Walford’s 35th anniversary have been blown out of the water by the news that actress June Brown, who has played Dot since 1985, has left the soap for good.

The 93-year-old actress – who is not currently on screen, after Dot decided to visit family in Ireland – has announced that she has no intention of going back.

“I’ve sent Dot off to Ireland where she’ll stay,” explains June, who appeared to be back in the Square fold when Dot arrived home with her granddaughter Dotty last year, only to leave again a few weeks ago after Martin told Dot he’d stolen from her bank account.

“I went back to do a good story, and when I got back it had gone up in smoke. I will never go back.”

June’s remarks appear to have baffled Walford bosses, with insiders saying that the star’s dressing room and all of its contents are still there.

“As far as EastEnders is concerned, the door remains open for June, as it always has if the story arises and she wishes to take part,” explains a spokesperson. Please stay, June!

Role reversal!

The actress behind Corrie’s Gemma – aka Dolly-Rose Campbell – had a taste of what it’s like to be on the other side of the camera lens recently, after swapping places with the Coronation Street production crew for the day.

So, that would be why they call it a camera dolly!

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Will anyone else come a cropper in the hostage situation?

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BUT WILL HE BE THE ONLY ONE KILLED?

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oor junior doctor Mason is killed this week, when armed men storm the hospital and a hostage situation ensues. And as he ends up dead, will the rest of the locals manage to make it out alive?

“It starts out like any normal shift, then, out of nowhere, these thugs burst in and hold everyone hostage,” says Orpheus Pledger, who plays doomed Morgan brother, Mason. “Then it’s a matter of how to deal with the situation and how to escape…”

With Alex, Jasmine, Bella, Mackenzie and Marilyn all being held hostage, Mason – along with newcomer Ari

Parata – attempts to get everyone out. However, it doesn’t go to plan.

“Mason basically makes a sacrifice,” Orpheus tells us.

“He is very willing to present himself and stand up in the face of adversity and danger to protect everyone else.”

As news of the siege spreads across Summer Bay, scared family and friends of the hostages wait outside for news about their loved ones. But unbeknown to them, Mason loses his life.

“I think it shows Mason’s character,” Orpheus tells us.

“It’s a testing time – he has to choose whether to take the noble path, and he does.

He fights until the end…”

“Mason stands up in the face of adversity”

The hostages are in grave danger during the siege

Back in the Bay, Justin and Tori are unaware of the tragedy that’s unfolding at the hospital. And after all the family has been through, will the news of their brother’s death finally break them?

“I hope they’ll be all right,” shares Orpheus. “One way for them to look at it is: if he doesn’t do what he does, there’d be more casualties.”

With Orpheus having waved goodbye to Home and Away after three years,

he tells us that he’ll really miss playing his alter ego.

“Mason just tried to do the right thing all the time,” grins Orpheus. “We can always go back and know that Mason’s a good guy. One of the plots I enjoyed was the medical marijuana trials with Raffy. The concept of that was really controversial, especially in Australia at the time, and the idea of getting a storyline like that was very exciting.”

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Marlon disowns the Dingles!

IT’S S NO O MORE O MR NICE GUY AS HE DISCOVERS THE TRUTH…

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urious Marlon tells the Dingles that they are dead to him this week, after finding out the shocking truth about his time in prison.

In the aftermath of his release, Marlon is struggling to fit back into normal life, especially given the injustice of his imprisonment. So things are already bad this week when he discovers April is being bullied because of her ‘murderer’ dad.

But when Rhona reveals that Charity sat on evidence that could have secured his release, Marlon is apoplectic with rage.

From now on, Marlon’s number-one priority is his daughter, April

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“What Charity and Ryan have done is pretty bad, but Marlon over-reacts massively,” shares Mark Charnock, who plays the angry chef. “He knows that if they had just come forward and been straight with the police, it would have proved that there are other people who could have murdered Graham and he would have got out. Marlon really goes after Charity!”

Marlon’s anger is understandable, but worse is to come when he hears from Rhona that Kim hired a hitman and that Al was implicated,

The Dingle ethos is that you have each other’s backs…”

Marlon is at the end of his tether, and tells his family he’s done with them all!

“I love all the shouting!”

Marlon’s misery is mounting, but his alter ego Mark is having a ball…

Hi, Mark! Marlon is in a bad place, isn’t he?

leading to another blow-up.

He goes over to confront Al and punches him, and as Marlon tells Ellis to get the police, yet another relationship breaks down.

“Marlon is really close to Ellis and treats him like a proper stepson, but Ellis chickens out because he doesn’t want to report his dad to the police,” shares Mark. “So, Marlon kicks him out. And when Billy tries to defend Ellis, Marlon kicks him out too! In a way, what Marlon is doing is getting rid of anybody in his circle apart from his children, who he wants to focus on.”

Even Mandy – who’s been a rock for Marlon and April – will feel his wrath.

“The stress levels build and build with Mandy,” explains Mark. “She’s invited a reporter to the village for Marlon’s release.

So while he’s trying to be reunited with April, there’s this journalist in his face.

Mandy did it to get money and Marlon can’t believe what she’s done.”

Fed up with his family’s behaviour, Marlon marches into the Woolpack to tell them he’s done with them.

“I don’t think Marlon realises how much he needs them,” warns Mark.

“But the Dingle ethos is that you have each other’s backs – and they didn’t.

Marlon believes they’ve broken the code!”

Kate White

He’s broken! He’s like a firecracker that’s gone off and now he’s very damaged d.

The consequences are going g to be really interesting in the late spring. There’s som me great stuff coming up – I’m really excited!

Are you enjoying these big dramatic scenes?

street as well! Everywhere I get, “What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be in your cell? Out on day release?” I get a lot of that.

It’s obviously people who have been watching it, and connected with it. It’s really sweet.

Yes, they’re brilliant. I love all the shouting! There have been some belting speeches where I really go off at people, and then some tender stuff with April. The rug has been pulled from under his life, and Marlon iss creating a distance between n himself and other people wherever he goes.

Are you touched by the fan reaction to Marlon being in prison?

Yes! I mean Twitter’s been amazing, but out on the

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Warren squares up to his rival – which bloke are you putting your money on?

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WHO WILL WIN THE BATTLE OF THE HOLLYOAKS BAD BOYS?

iam Donovan finally comes face to face with legendary villain Warren Fox this week, as the two men square up to each other during a tense stand-off in the Loft!

While Liam’s been used to running all the dodgy dealings in the village over the past couple of years, now Warren’s back, he’s keen to be the king of Hollyoaks once again. So as the men go to war, who will reign supreme in the battle of the bad boys?

“Warren definitely isn’t someone you should underestimate – you do so at your peril!” warns Jude Monk McGowan, who plays his new nemesis, Liam. “But I think initially, Liam totally does that! Liam’s been top of the tree, dealing all of the

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drugs, and he hasn’t faced any real competition that was all that serious. So this is the first proper head-to-head threat to his authority in the village.”

Although Warren has been back for a few weeks, the men are only now crossing paths thanks to their mutual interest in Mercedes. Warren is currently bedding Liam’s ex-squeeze – so when he hears that her former flame has smashed up the Dog, Warren storms round to confront Liam – with his heavies in tow…

“Warren has overheard Liam making threats towards

Mercedes, and takes that as proof that Liam was the one who shot her,” explains Jude.

“But smashing up the Dog was just Liam sending Mercedes a message that he’s over her – it’s a power move.

So when Warren comes round issuing threats, Liam’s not scared of him at all.”

Given that Warren’s body count is far higher than Liam’s, he probably should be quaking in his boots! But Jude reckons his alter ego would fancy his chances in a straight fight…

This is the first proper head-to-head threat to Liam’s authority…”

“He would certainly put money on himself to defeat Warren!” chuckles Jude.

“He has the connections, and he has some powerful people behind him. And the thing about villains is that they’re only ever as good as their adversaries.

“There is going to be a showdown and a battle of wills between these two – it’s been a lot of fun to film,” adds the actor. “It’s not going to be completely one-sided, there’s going to be a lot of to-ing and fro-ing between them. I know there are a lot of hardcore Warren fans out there, but hopefully some people will want to see Liam win, too!”

Sarah Ellis

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Wish list!

“I’d love to see Harrriet go rogue with Wiill. wn She’s already show she’s willing to bend the law if the situation h, so is personal enough why not push itt further? Perhaps she’ll get an appetite forr evil and become Emmerdale’s big villain. Evil vicar!

That would be one heck of a twist!” hel …says reader Rach “S Seeing Shirley being so v vulnerable with Linda re eminded me that she’s EastEnders’ most un nderused character. It’s ttime she had a proper ro omance – I’d love to see mo oreof hersensitiveside.” …pleads reader Liam from Canterbury fr C b “The Weatherfield Gazzette needs to employ Evellyn as a columnist. Who else e could dish the cobbles dirt in such an entertain ning way? Forget Bethany y and Daniel – get Evelyn on the payroll!” ” …suggests reader Roby from Sussex

ON TARGET!

After this week’s face-off, Liam could well be adding Warren to his dartboard of doom – and Jude tells us that he’s been finding Liam’s habit of throwing sharp objects at his enemies quite amusing off screen…

“I’m very fond of sending pictures to my co-stars on WhatsApp and teasing them about it,” he chuckles. “Especially on the rare occasion that I’ve managed to get one of them in the eye or through the head – because there are many, many times when I’ve missed the dartboard completely!”

Who is Liam aiming for next?

“Poor Maxine in Hollyoaks has been in the doldrums for way too long – isn’t it about time her glamorous sister Mitzeee returned from the States to give her a makeover? Maxine needs her now more than ever!” …points out reader Sandy Each week, we invite readers to share their dream soap storylines on our lnsideSoap Facebook page.

Check it out and join in the fun at www.facebook.com/ insidesoap. Or you can email your idea to us at wishlist@insidesoap.co.uk. There’s a £10 prize for every suggestion we publish in the magazine! lnsideSoap 19

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The burglar escapes scot-free

EASTENDERS | BBC1 MONDAY

Tiff & Keegan’s HORROR! A GREAT DAY TURNS SOUR AS KEEGAN IS WRONGLY ARRESTED...

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eegan is handcuffed and dragged away by police this week, after he and Tiff are victims of a burglary – and Keegan ends up mistakenly collared as the culprit!

The horrifying incident happens when he and wife Tiffany return home to their flat and disturb a burglar, who violently pushes Tiffany out of the way. Furious, Keegan starts scuffling with the mystery man – but as the police arrive, the intruder is gone, and they arrest Keegan instead of the burglar!

“This is a grotesque act of racism, and Keegan is so angry he can hardly contain himself,” explains our Walford insider. “Keegan has had to deal with repeated incidents of stop-and-search over the past few months, and he knows that his race is why the police keep apprehending him. But for them to ignore the facts this time, and put the handcuffs on him, is too much for Keegan to bear.

The injustice is appalling.”

Tiffany is shocked as the events unfold in front of her.

She knows that Keegan has

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been stopped of late, and that the police encounters have troubled him. But as a white woman, Tiff hasn’t experienced the racism that people of colour often have to deal with.

She’s devastated for Keegan, who had been full of joy following a family lunch att the Atkins house. After Iqra revealed that her Uncle Masood had given them his van, Keegan had grand plans for what it could mean for theiir business. They’d even got as far as thinking about applying for a business loan to grow their company quicke er.

But in the aftermath of the arrest, Keegan feels as if the whole world is against him.

“When Keegan sees Tiff’s Uncle Jack, who is in the police force, he launches

a tirade about how bigoted he reckons the Met is,” says our spy. “The pain he feels comes spilling out, and everyone is shocked by the depth of his anger. Mitch feels bad for his son, and tries to distract

OUR FAVO RITE RECEN NT SOAP UOTES…

“Do you know, I’ve always fancied being a wedding planner. Zipping around Cheshire in a little sports car, checking out castles.”

We’re here for this. It’s not as if G il is Gail i la exp experience en it comes weddings.

“As if my mum is going to do it with you, you pathetic old man. You sell battered sausages for a living.”

Lookin battered sausages that really did for Dennis.

“Talk to him, Ian. Don’t waste any more e time. Every second witth your son is precious.” ” Oh, Sharon. “’Ave you ever done it on water?”

You have to admire Kat – always ready for a new experience.

“I used d to love Prretty Woman.”

“What’s not to love?

A prostitute falls for a man twice her age after a week of paying her for sex.”

Keegan by offering to help him apply for his business loan.”

Will angry and despondent Keegan find a way to challenge the racism in a manner that doesn’t land him in bother?

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Kee plan for culinary y success before the incident

“It’s romantic, Denise. Not everyth hing has to be feministt.” t.

Even in the midst of a week of boat drama, EastEnders takes time to debate a key ethical issue.

“Dan nce?”

“Beca Because I can hold yo ou in my arms, gaze into your eyes – and I’ve bought a very spe ecific pair of trousers with lots of give in the gusset.”

Now we know what the ladies see in Dr Cavanagh.

“Look, I might not have both oars in the water when it comes to women, but if I needed someone to fight for my life, I’d choose you every day. And twice on a Sunday.”

Kevin should totally market his own range of Valentine’s cards. lnsideSoap 21

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a pass at Tyrone!

HE’S TRYING TO EAL FIZ’S MAN…

Jade gets the wrong end of the stick when Ty makes a gesture

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yrone is left stunned and horrified this week, when wicked Jade attempts to plant a kiss on him.

She believes that he’s the key to her having more contact with Hope, but a misunderstood moment sees Jade make an awful mistake. She’s desperate to see her little sister, and goes to beg Tyrone to give her

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access to Hope. He isn’t keen, yet feels bad when he sees how upset she is – however, Jade totally misreads his kindness for more…

“Let’s just say that Fiz is going to hit the roof when she discovers what Jade has been up to now!” warns our Corrie insider. “Ty is completely

innocent in this, he was just trying to show Jade some compassion. The kiss comes out of leftfield for him, and he’s horrified that Jade would think he was interested in her. Ty is committed to Fiz and would never think of Jade that way.”

The misunderstanding comes when Jade explains it’s her birthday, and Hope asks to get her a present. Feeling sorry for lonely Jade, Tyrone agrees to facilitate a visit and buys a cheap bracelet for Hope to

Ty is innocent in this – he was just trying to show compassion…”

give to her big sister. The problem arises when Jade quizzes Hope about the trinket, and the little girl tells her that Ty picked it out. Although what she says is true, Tyrone was only trying to do a nice thing for Hope because she’d begged him to. He didn’t mean to send any coded message to Jade about having feelings for her.

Following Jade’s pass at him, Tyrone is determined to put her straight. He follows her out to Victoria Gardens and explains that he doesn’t love her and that he and Fiz are rock solid together. Fiz soon catches up with them, and she’s spitting feathers. Could there be more violence?

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Don’t leave, GEOFF’S MANIPULATION CONTINUES…

D “Don’t forget that Fiz is Cilla’s daughter, and she’s been pushed to the edge by Jade,” shares our spy. “This woman has lied, manipulated and tried to frame her for child abuse. Now she’s trying to nick her partner as well! Fiz has had enough, and when she catches up with them, she tells Jade she’s going to knock her out!”

The last time they had a ferocious argument like this, Fiz assaulted Jade. Her rash decision is the reason that they still have to grant the twisted nanny access to their little girl.

Will Fiz go too far, and give Jade the ammunition she needs to have her sent down?

Kate White

istraught Geoff begs Yasmeen to stand by him this week, as Alya gets ever closer to learning the truth about his abusive behaviour.

She heads over to No 6 to confront Geoff and demands to know why Yasmeen was overheard sobbing in the garden. He’s rattled and

Alya could be about to discover how much of a vile bloke Geoff is

evasive, so Alya eventually catches up with her gran and persuades her to go for a walk together. When Geoff arrives home to an empty house, he’s certain that Yasmeen has left him – and breaks down…

“If only Yasmeen were ready to pack her bags and get the hell away from him,” shares our cobbles insider.

“Instead, she returns home

and finds him in a terrible state. Yasmeen doesn’t understand why Geoff thinks she was about to leave him, but she’s quick to reassure him that she’s not going anywhere. What’s it going to take for her to break free?”

Following his meltdown, Geoff is soon back to his old tricks as he continues his online campaign of abuse against Alya. But when she incorrectly assumes that shamed ex-boss Ray is behind it, Geoff starts to worry. There are ways for Alya to find out who posted the nasty comments, and Geoff’s terrified she’ll find out he was responsible. So, he attempts to convince the enraged businesswoman that she needs to rise above it and ignore the abuse.

Will Alya take his advice, or will her digging lead her to the truth about Geoff and his wicked ways?

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Gray advises Kush to plead guilty to the charges over his altercation with Leo

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hitney’s prison nightmare looks set to continue if she is refused bail this week – as her fate rests with solicitor Gray to convince the judge that Whit’s not a flight risk!

However, as the pressure mounts on the pair of them – with detained Whitney struggling to stay positive and hot-headed Gray battling to control his own demons – the chances of her returning home to Walford are slim…

“Gray has done a fine job of dispatching legal advice and swanning about in his sharp suits since moving to Albert Square – but now that the future of one of his neighbours is in jeopardy, he is under pressure to get a result in court,” points out our EastEnders insider. “As for Whitney, the reality of her situation has really begun to hit home, and she can’t face another night in jail.”

Despite his initial misgivings, Gray agreed to take Whitney’s case on after she confessed to stabbing stalker Leo King in Dot’s kitchen. Whitney’s actions were in self-defence, but legal professional Gray clearly has his reservations over whether the courts will see things that way.

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Will Whitney get bail?

GRAY LEADS THE CASE FOR HER DEFENCE – BUT CRACKS UNDER PRESSURE… EASTENDERS | BBC1 FRIDAY After visiting his client and seeing what a terrible state she’s in, Gray lies to Tiffany about how Whit is doing – while secretly panicking that he’s fighting a lost cause.

Meanwhile, Chantelle can see that the pressure is really getting to him. Yet when she tries to support her husband, volatile Gray

doesn’t respond well to being fussed over – exploding at his wife and grabbing her, before announcing that he’s dropping Whitney’s case.

“Gray can’t stand the idea of people thinking he’s a failure if he can’t secure Whitney’s acquittal,” explains our source.

“And who could be set to bear the brunt of his frustrations?

Gray can’t stand the idea of people thinking that he’s a failure…”

Long-suffering Chantelle, of course.”

It’s not just Whitney’s legal drama that Gray is managing – he is also representing Kush, who is in hot water after accidentally shoving Leo over a balcony prior to his death.

Gray’s boss at his law firm urges him to persuade Kush to plead guilty, however the news doesn’t go down well with Kat

EASTENDERS | BBC1 THURSDAY

Brave Linda fights back!

SHE’S MADE MICK A PROMISE – AND SHE INTENDS TO KEEP IT…

T Gray isn’t used to losing – but will he get the result he wants?

Whitney worries her claims of self-defence won’t be listended to

when she finds out. But, when Gray insists that it might be their best chance of helping Whitney, Kush is torn over what to do. As Gray subtly sews seeds of doubt in Kush’s mind

when they head to court, what will he plead?

Meanwhile, Whitney prepares for her own hearing as she hopes to be granted bail. The tension is palpable as Whit’s loved ones wait anxiously outside the court, leaving Gray on edge as he realises all eyes are on him to deliver. Can he secure Whit’s release?

Or will the judge send her straight back to jail?

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he troubled Carters now flourishing at school is start to resemble the definitely reason to celebrate.” happy family they There’s a sticky moment for used to be this week, Linda later in the week when as alcoholic Linda makes Tina stumbles upon her with good progress with her her stash of booze, and decision to quit drinking. worries that she’s fallen off the After nearly losing her life wagon. Thankfully, Linda is during the party-boat disaster, finally throwing out her wine Linda bravely admitted to bottles for good – and Mick husband Mick that she has couldn’t be more delighted. a serious issue with booze – “All Mick has wanted is and has promised to fight to help Linda through this,” her addiction to drink. shares our spy. “So the fact So, when the couple find out she’s now ready to help their son Ollie has won second herself is music to his ears. place in a competition And he intends to be by his at school – thanks wife’s side every step to a costume that of the way.”

Linda made for Is the troubled him – it really landlady finally lifts their on the road spirits… to recovery?

“It’s about time Mick and Tina finds Linda’s Linda had some hidden booze… good news,” beams our Walford insider. “Linda’s alcoholism has pushed their marriage to the brink – and almost resulted in them getting divorced! But it was …but Linda throws it poor Ollie who suffered the all away, and vows to most, so the fact that he’s fight her alcoholism lnsideSoap 25

PC Swirling has a scent for blood – but will he get it?

EMMERDALE | ITV THURSDAY

The wrong arm of the law!

MYSTERIOUS DI MALONE IS ON CAIN AND WILL’S CASE… s Will’s daughter Dawn delights in the news that she’s to get full custody of her son L Lucas this week, there’s barely y time for celebrations beforre disaster strikes!

Willl is left with a major proble em when the po olice inform m Cain of new fforensic evidence conc cerning the g gun used to shoot Natte, which wa as leant to him by Will.

An nd as Cain and Will meet p to plan their next move, up they’re already being spied on n by eagle-eyed newcomer DI M Malone. Emmerdale has a already revealed that Malon ne is to become a major chara acter over the coming

weeks – so what will his arrival mean for Will and Cain?

“This gun looks as if it will lead to even more trouble,” says our Dales insider. “Moira learns that the police have unearthed further evidence relating to the gun, and she’s forced to admit that it’s buried at the top of Butlers Farm.

All Cain cares about is keeping himself out of the frame. It might already be too late for that, though – because while he and Will discuss the urgent matter, they’re being watched!”

In a car parked not far away from the pair, detective Malone is secretly observing the scene – but neither Cain or Will is aware of his presence. Later, Will isn’t happy when PC

“All Cain cares about is keeping himself out of the frame…”

Who would Cain land in it to keep his own nose clean?

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Swirling arrives to question him – but worse is to come once DI Malone turns up to join his colleague in the task.

“Will is a convicted gangster – and with that kind of form, no wonder the police want to talk to him after one of his neighbours is shot,” mutters our sneak. “He’s well used to dealing with police questions, however, and is determined to keep his involvement under wraps at all costs. But when DI Malone appears, there’s a definite change in Will’s steely demeanour…”

Will is very clearly shaken by the unexpected arrival of the senior officer, and the situation turns sinister as DI Malone takes over the questioning – with a definite air of menace.

But how do the two men know one another? And why is Will so afraid of him?

Allison Jones

EMMERDALE | ITV THURSDAY

Come away with me!

NATE’S MUM INVITES HIM TO LEAVE…

Will Nate agree to Cara’s suggestion?

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Well, Nate has a lot to keep him in the village – a hell of a lot. He’s starting to develop a relationship with the Dingles now, and then there’s Tracy, too. And he also has his own business.

ate has a big decision to make this week, when his mum Cara invites him to leave the village with her. But will he decide a fresh start is what he needs? Jurell Carter, who plays him, mulls it over…

MARK!

When creating your next big villain, you need to find the perfect actor to bring them to life. So, it’s no wonder that Emmerdale cast acclaimed TV star Mark Womack in the role of DI Malone.

Mark, who’s married to ex-EastEnders star Samantha Womack (Ronnie Mitchell), certainly has form, having starred in several crime and police dramas, including Silent Witness, Murphy’s Law, Liverpool 1 and Merseybeat.

“It’s always fun to be the bad guy, and Malone certainly falls into that category,” enthuses Mark. “I’m looking forward to the audience seeing my character’s twisted tale unfold on screen.”

Hello Jurell! So how is Nate feeling about Cara being in the village now?

They’re trying to understand one another’s actions, and they’re finally on the way to building their relationship.

Cara’s presence is giving Nate a comfort away from home.

She’s an amazing actress, and such a great person with a genuine heart. I like to call her ‘Mumsy’ on set!

Allison Jones

But Cara’s a bit mean to Nate’s girlfriend Tracy…

Yes. But there’s no bad blood really. It’s because Nate is Cara’s baby boy – it’s a situation quite common with over-protective mums! Tracy’s actually very understanding, considering.

Nate’s a player and doesn’t really stick with one girl, so he must see something special in Tracy. He’s attracted to strong characters and familyorientated people – and he likes that she’s cheeky!

When Cara asks Nate to go off with her, is he tempted?

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MAKING HIS

Are you enjoying working with former Family Affairs star Carryl Thomas, who plays Cara?

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Here come the brides!

Mark comes face to face with two of his exes…

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ark is shocked this week, when he spots his ex-fiancé Paige and ex-wife Elly in front of the Lassiters Hotel – and they’re both dressed as brides!

In the hope of boosting ticket sales for the forthcoming Lassiters wedding expo, Terese asks Paige if she’ll help her attract interest in the function.

Paige happily volunteers, and ends up donning the gown she wore to her wedding to Mark

to hand out fliers for the event.

Meanwhile, Chloe asks Elly to do the same – and both of Mark’s exes find themselves working together in the bridal gear they wore to marry him.

So as Mark turns the corner with Aaron and David, he’s stunned to spot one of the women he’s walked down

the aisle with before spying his other former flame – who he arrested on their wedding day – standing in front of him.

Despite his initial alarm at the shocking sighting, could the vision of Elly and Paige dressed in their old bridal outfits again reignite a romantic spark for Mark?

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ictoria’s left feeling uncomfortable this week, when Wendy refers to herself as little Harry’s ‘Nana’.

With new mum Victoria still finding it difficult to bond with Wendy – the mother of her rapist and Harry’s late father Lee – this confident declaration proves tricky 28 lnsideSoap

for Vic to swallow. However, it seems that the two women might be making progress when Victoria later allows Wendy to babysit Harry, while she meets up with Luke for a date.

But as her liaison with Luke turns steamy and proves an unwelcome reminder of Vic’s ordeal with Lee, will her truce with Wendy and burgeoning romance be short-lived?

arren continues to suffer with depression this week – but will anyone clock that something’s wrong?

After Darren organises a comedy lunch at the Hutch, yet fails to advertise it, he’s

forced to work over time to make it a success. And later in the week, he finds himself on the receiving end of Nancy’s wrath when he forgets to pick Oscar up from school…

Jack picks up on his son’s manic behaviour, and attempts to find out what’s behind it.

Will Darren confide in him?

Mates before dates?

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ade grows increasingly frustrated with flatmate Marty this week, as he asks her to cover for him so he can go on an online date!

Having failed to come home the previous night, Marty arrives at work hungover – and

is vague about what he’s been up to when Jade quizzes him.

However, he’s quick to ask if she can help him out, as he sneaks off to meet yet another guy who’s caught his eye on a dating app, leaving Jade furious!

But when Marty slopes off to meet up with his date, will this guy turn out to be the man of his dreams?

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here’s a shock in store for Jay this week, as he tries to cheer up Lola and Ben’s daughter, Lexi.

When he tells Lola he’s planned a family afternoon for them all to enjoy, he’s thrown by his girlfriend’s unexpected response. But

while he struggles to take in her words, Jay doesn’t flinch in urging Ben to spend time with his little girl – and he’s also called upon to support Sharon as she prepares to lay her son Denny to rest.

However, as Lola later makes a big decision that will have a major impact on her and Jay’s relationship, how will he react?

Bat’s that!

Nina’s keen to spread her wings with Roy…

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arla is keen to help Roy’s niece Nina feel at home on the cobbles this week – however, as Carla reaches out, she’s taken aback by the teen’s reaction.

After overhearing Simon, Amy and Asha talking about a gig in town, Carla asks the youngsters to invite Nina along. However, Nina has got wind of Roy’s plan to go batwatching that night – so when Carla tells her about the concert, she’s stunned as

Nina reveals that she would much rather go out with Roy instead!

Of course, Roy is more than happy to have his relative accompany him on his quest, and as the pair await the creepy

Roy bonds with his niece Nina over their mutual love of bats

creatures in a derelict building later on that evening, Nina and Roy discover they have more in common than they thought.

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What a Streetheart!

CORONATION STREET ITV FRIDAY

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he Baileys unite to celebrate Aggie this week, after they discover that she has won the Weatherfield Golden Heart prize for her brave efforts to save gunshot victim Robert on Christmas Day.

The news is perfectly timed following Aggie’s recent return to nursing, and her family couldn’t be happier when she assures them that her first shift back has gone well.

But as the clan gathers in the Rovers and raises a glass to Aggie, can Ed and James put aside their differences and play happy families?

Liam’s love blunder!

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iam and Leyla’s blossoming romance runs into trouble this week, after the foolish medic makes a faux pas.

Liam buys his new girlfriend a gym membership

for her birthday – with no clue as to why she might feel a little insulted by the gesture! It’s fair to say that Leyla’s not a happy bunny – let alone a happy gym bunny – when she receives her gift.

Is Leyla set to make Liam sweat as he tries to save their fledgling relationship?

Ryder’s arrested!

The lad is charged for the sex-tape scandal…

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yder’s world falls apart this week, after he’s arrested and charged with a sex offence!

The teenager is stunned to be questioned by police about a sex tape of him and Jade that went viral, and insists that he had no idea their romp was even being filmed. The penny soon drops that Jade has set him up after he dobbed her in to the cops for stealing money from Salt – and the poor lad is left heartbroken when his former

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girlfriend shows no remorse for what she’s done.

As well as worrying about the fact that all his loved ones may have seen the footage, Ryder is also devastated when MacKenzie informs him that she’s given Jade her job back at Salt – while Ryder remains sacked! And after he’s formally charged with uploading the video, Ryder’s at rock bottom as it appears that even his good friends believe Jade’s lies…

Can Ryder do anything to prove his innocence? Or is he set to pay the price for falling for the wrong girl?

Jean rumbles Suki?

She spots some flaws in the faker’s fibs…

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The secret’s safe?

s manipulative Suki continues to pretend that she is dying from cancer this week, genuine patient Jean edges closer to exposing her deception!

Since arriving in the Square, sneaky Suki has been getting friendly with Jean, picking up tips for the right sort of things to say and do. Her performance so far has been convincing

enough, but her mask may be starting to slip as she loses track of some of the specifics.

When she bumps into Jean, Suki raises some suspicions – leaving Jean determined to find out the truth! Her erratic behavior prompts pal Shirley to worry that Jean could be off her meds again. However, soon Shirley herself is sceptic of Suki’s cancer claims…

Can the two friends work together, and uncover the true story about what Suki is up to?

REGIONS & RADIO...

FAIR CITY

● Bosco irons things out with Ray and Wayne this week – but after another awful driving lesson, will Bosco pass his test?

Elsewhere, Will allows Phoebe to think he attacked Cristiano in self-defence… Plus, Carol tells Hayley that she’ll help her to get rid of Aidan!

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aniel and Zara are determined to keep their romantic reunion hidden from friends and colleagues this week – but the clock is ticking on the pair’s saucy secret.

Convinced that they can keep everyone fooled if they carry on arguing in public, the sneaky couple steal moments of clandestine passion between their faked fall-outs. However, outraged that her co-workers won’t stop rowing, exasperated Emma looks set to catch them in the act.

Can Daniel and Zara continue to fob her off?

RIVER CITY

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oby vows to find out which of the Deverauxs gave him away as a baby this week – and he and Celeste think Lisa is the key!

After realising Lisa’s dad Louis was bumped off at the hands of Breda McQueen, the pair decide to use this gruesome detail to their advantage. So as they stage an argument to get Lisa’s attention, Toby is delighted to discover she’s upset because of a reminder of her dad – and swoops in to offer her a shoulder to cry on.

But does Lisa possess the information that Toby is so desperately looking for?

● Bob struggles with his guilt this week, as Angus’ health continues to get worse – but soon, more danger arises…

Meanwhile, Ruby makes a startling revelation to Ellie and Maggie. And after disasterous events, Stevie vows to get his revenge.

THE ARCHERS ● Robert attempts

to maintain calm between Lilian and Lynda this week, after their disagreement.

But can they repair their friendship?

Elsewhere, plans continue for Kirsty and Philip’s secret wedding. Finally, will Ben get what he wants for his 18th birthday?

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Keegan and Tiffany realise they’ve been burgled! ● Gray tells Chantelle that he’s decided to drop Whitney’s case.

● Daniel leaves Sinead’s belongings ● Distressed April receives a nasty in bin bags on Beth’s doorstep! text from the school bully… ● Sarah arrives for her wedding Tracy is hurt when Nate’s mum, EPISODES with her bridesmaids in tow… TONIGHT! Cara, is short with her!

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Daniel delivers his speech, but ends up breaking down.

● Bex tells her parents about her plans to go travelling…

● Chas offers Billy a job at the scrapyard to cover for Aaron.

Cara resolves to try to build bridges with Tracy… ● Marlon feels guilty when he realises April is being bullied. ● Billy is determined to impress Sam as he starts his new job!

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● Drunken Daniel proposes to ● The Dingles are horrified to find Bethany – with Sinead’s ring! out that Charity hid evidence…

EPISODES Jade thanks Tyrone for her TONIGHT! ● …and Marlon’s further floored by gift and makes a pass at him! another revelation about Kim! ● Bethany realises that it’s time for Tracy is pleased that Cara her to leave Weatherfield… apologises for her behaviour.

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● Dawn is overjoyed to hear she’s getting custody of Lucas!

Cara asks Nate to leave the village with her… ● Cain and Will are oblivious EPISODES that they’re being watched. TONIGHT!

● Gray advises Kush to plead guilty, but Kat isn’t best pleased… ● Jay plans a family outing, as Lola drops a major bombshell!

Dotty is shocked when she hears a voicemail from Dennis.

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● The day of Whitney’s bail hearing arrives! What will be the outcome?

Sharon is in need of support ort as Dennis’ funeral arrives. ● Sonia remains adamant that HOUR EPISODE! Bex shouldn’t leave Walford…

Nina opts to go bat-watching with Roy over going to a gig. ● Aggie is anxious as her first day back to nursing arrives.

● Jean grows more determined to prove that she’s right… ● How will Lola react when Jay plans a romantic gesture? ● Gray continues to struggle under the stress of Whitney’s case.

● The feud between Gary and Ali grows dangerous… ● Alya has a realisation about Geoff. What has she discovered? ● Aggie worries about James when he lies about his sexuality.

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HOUR ● Gary goes to Ryan to seek EPISODE! answers about Maria and Ali…

● Victoria is horrified when she’s reminded of Lee with Luke. ● Bear Wolf halts Bob’s plans to try to get closer to Wendy!

Will is tormented by his previous actions… ● Charity panics when Tracy organises a party for Vanessa. ● Cain makes an enemy that he might not be able to shake off! ● How will Jai react when Laurel makes a shocking confession?

YOUR ENTIRE SOAP WEEK AT A GLANCE! HOLLYOAKS

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1 MAR ● Guilty Diane confesses to Leela that she’s had an affair! ● Darren forgets to advertise his comedy lunch at the Hutch…

Edward comes to Marnie’s rescue at the Salon De Thé. ● Darren decides to take Tony to the Loft for a boys’ night out.

Chloe gives Elly an idea on how to celebrate her birthday… ● …a glamping trip to Pierce’s private island! Will she agree? ● Terese gets Paige and Elly to dress up as brides for the expo!

Finn tells Bea to pull out of her gig at the Waterhole.

● After Robbo’s discovery, he and Jasmine are feeling vulnerable.

Ryder is puzzled when he finds the sex tape on his phone… ● …and it gets worse for Ryder, as Colby comes to arrest him! ● Ryder is charged with uploading the sex tape of him and Jade!

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● Marnie and Goldie are impressed

by Edward’s performance… …and Edward tells Marnie he’s not looking for a relationship!

● Chloe and Aaron push Mark B to spend more time with Paige! ● Paul gets a lead on Jane’s catfish after talking to Yashvi…

Colby becomes suspicious of Bella and her ‘illness’… ● Tori tells Justin she wants to discharge herself and come home.

3 MAR

● Edward tells Verity that he plans to steal Diane away from Tony!

Nancy is livid when Darren forgets to pick Oscar up. ● Toby and Celeste are still no closer to finding out the truth…

● Paul finally finds the catfish.

It’s Mannix – back for revenge! ● Toadie is struggling on the anniversary of Sonya’s death…

Mark B and Paige arrange to meet, but she doesn’t show.

Tori is loving her first night at home with sleepless Grace. ● Maggie is anxious about going for her one-year cancer check-up… ● At the hospital, lives are in danger as armed men storm the place!

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Edward decides to use Marnie to make Diane jealous. ● Darren tries to make things up to Oscar, but Nancy is worried. ● When Lisa gets a sad reminder of Louis, Toby takes an opportunity…

● Toadie is touched by his family’s support at this tough time.

Prue arrives and tells Harlow that she’s left the Order! ● Hendrix doesn’t know how to act around Harlow after their kiss…

● Bella and Mackenzie take refuge together in the hospital. ● Robbo ignores Colby’s call as he waits to interrogate Des… John realises Marilyn is one of the hostages in the hospital!

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● Toby is left to undertake damagecontrol with Lisa after yesterday… …and Celeste is distracted by young Romeo! ● Yazz tells Tom that she’s selfconscious about her hearing aids.

Everyone is shocked that Gary and Prue are engaged! ● Finn reveals that he’s regained even more of his memories… ● Lucy is worried that Mark G is still too tied to the priesthood.

● Mason creates a diversion and tries to get the hostages out… ● …but as some of them escape, someone still inside is shot!

Jasmine realises that her bodyguard has betrayed her.

6 MAR

● Mitchell celebrates his birthday, but will Toby ruin the day? ● Juliet is intrigued when Jordan asks for her help at the school… ● Liam threatens to take down Mercedes once and for all!

● Hendrix and Harlow confront each other about their feelings! ● Gary and Kyle continue to fall out over Gary’s engagement. ● One relationship hits the rocks, as another blossoms…

● Colby and Dean go rogue and enter the hospital… ● Robbo finds out he’s in trouble – but has he realised too late? ● Upon their return, Alf has a very important question for Martha.

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FUTURE TWIN Surely I can’t be the only one loving Charity’s new hairsyle in Emmerdale! Now she looks the spitting image of Corrie’s Abi – they could be long-lost sisters! One of them could do a bit of soap hopping for a great storyline.

Abi would go down really well in Emmerdale – I’m sure Cain would welcome such a pretty and feisty new mechanic at the garage. | Sylvia, Hayling Island I’m not so sure, with these two it could be a clash of the titans!

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If Ziggy has to leave Summer Bay for her new job on the race track, then as much as it pains me to say, I will accept it. It’s nice to see her have a new lease of life after her ex-husband Brody completely broke her. But I’ll always admire someone who puts their dream job ahead of anything else. Let’s just hope Dean accepts it too! | Kelly Ziggy’s super-fast car talents are wasted in the Bay! We think she needs a new challenge…

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cards for them. Abi got so caught up with creepy Ray that she overlooked one of the real good guys on the Street. Abi is such a great character, let’s just hope she doesn’t end up behind bars… | Ann, Runcorn Somehow I don’t think Ray is going to take this lying down!

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Follow us on twitter @InsideSoapMag Ziggy’s swapping the beach for the pit stop

I think it’s time that all the soaps became a bit more interactive.

Why not have a disaster week, like the EastEnders boat accident or Graham’s murder in Emmerdale, but let the viewers vote and decide which character should be the one to be bumped off! | Colin, London That could end up being a very dangerous game…

Will Sienna’s exit see Brody and Liberty get together?

BYE BYE SIENNA, HELLO LIBERTY? There’s undeniable chemistry between Liberty and Brody in Hollyoaks! And now that Sienna’s run off, I think it’s the perfect opportunity for them to get together – especially as she’s having his baby! | Devon, Hitchin They would make a very sweet family, wouldn’t they?

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THE MOURNING AFTER… We’re all still recovering from the EastEnders boat party, which left many Albert Square favourites clinging to life and our readers gripped by the show’s 35th anniversary episodes!

It was hilarious when Shirley and Linda started brawling in the Vic as the special episodes started. It was unexpected, but not the first time a catfight’s happened in the Square. Hopefully the mother-in-law and daughterin-law will make up soon. | Manisa, Harrow Wow! Sonia’s in trouble this week, isn’t she? Not only has she found out Bex is back on

drugs, but there’s a body in her kitchen and police in her living room! I wonder if she’ll tell them, or maybe put Leo back up in the attic where he belongs. | Beth Sadly it was Dennis who met a watery grave, and most of you weren’t expecting that…

Even just looking at the murky waters of the Thames

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I think Harlow in Neighbours is going to be renamed the ‘Ramsay Street Cat Killer’ after the death of poor Clementine!

And is there a chance of seeing the Rebecchis’ dog, Clancy, now the cat’s gone? | Belinda, Margate I’m not even sure if Clancy is still there! The only clue we have to his existence is his occasional barking…

gives me the shivers! I wonder how long they left Kellie Bright [Linda] in that room full of water for? Here’s hoping she and Mick make it out alive and go back to being the strongest couple in Walford. Surely they wouldn’t kill off our beloved pub landlord and landlady… | Michael I’m worried that, after Kathy’s emotional spiel to Sharon when she was in labour, young Dennis might not survive. But would they really kill off the last and only Den in Sharon’s life? I don’t know how she’d cope with gaining one child and losing another in the same week! | Kate, Graveley I can’t believe you guessed it, Kate! Poor Sharon. lnsideSoap 35

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Bye, bye, Bethany: Her loved ones gather to say their farewells

CORONATION STREET | ITV FRIDAY

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hen Lucy Fallon arrived on the cobbles to play Bethany, the then-20-year-old was a novice – taking over the role of Sarah’s daughter at the eleventh hour, after the original actress who won the part was forced to drop out.

That’s easy to forget considering Lucy leav ves the Street just four years later as one of its brightest talents, with many awards on her mantlepiece – most notably for the show’s grooming storyline in which Bethany was sexually abused.

Lucy’s time on the show has been an incredible journey, and one that she will never forget…

“I couldn’t have asked for a better role,” beams the star, as she joins Inside Soap for the final time to reflect on five fab years as Bethany. “I was trusted with hard-hitting stories, and I’m grateful for that.

“I think it’d be really sad if Bethany was killed, or if something horrendous had happened to make her leave,” adds Lucy. “After all that’s happened, it’s nice that Bethany is leaving because of a decision she has made for herself.”

We take the opportunity to wish Lucy all the best as she heads out into the big wide world of acting – but not before taking a trip down memory lane to reminisce over some of Bethany’s best bits…

“I am really going to miss Bethan !”

A to W Weatherfield, h fi ld Lucy L Fallon F ll reflects fl on the soap role that changed her life…

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Street MEMORIES!

Lucy looks back fondly on her time sp p nt playing Corrie’s Bethany Pla attt… …

WHAT’S MY LINE?

“I remember my first scene was in the salon with Sue Nicholls, who plays Audrey, and Samia Longchambon [aka Maria],” says Lucy. “I don’t remember my first line, but I remember I had to say the name ‘Anna Karenina’ pronounced ‘Karen-in-a’, and I said ‘Karen-neen-a’! I was really embarrassed as they had to correct me. Everyone was very nice, i b t allll day but d I was thinking, thi ki ‘Thi is ‘This i the th worst thing that could have ve possibly happened!’”

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“It’s tough to choose, but the people I’ve enjoyed working witth the most are my on-screen fam mily, the Platts,” beams Lucy.

“I started my time at Coronation Stre eet with them, and I ended my time e here with all of those actors as w well. My journey wouldn’t have b n the bee th same if I wasn’t with them. They are like a second fa amily to me and, when I wa as leaving, Ben Price [wh ho plays Nick] sa s aid to m me, ‘We will always be here’,” which was jus st really nice.

“I wo ould have loved some more m scenes with Kate K Ford [aka Tracy]],” continues L y, grinning. “She Luc a Bethany could and ha h ave become an e l double-act!” evi

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“The plo ot that I am most proud p of is Bethany’s y g grooming g storyline, because of how important it was,” reflects Lucy. “It helped and encouraged people to open up about things that they might not have felt they could talk about. Not so long ago, someone messaged me to say that, between the ages of 10 and 21, they had been abused. As they were watching the plot play out, out they realised that’s what was happening to them. Now their abuser has been jailed for 17 years.”

ES BETHANY TAKES THE STAND

“The court scenes towards the end of the grooming plot were the most challenging as they were so emotional,” explains Lucy. “There were a lot of people there, and I had a lot to say. Even during rehearsals, I got upset reading my lines.”

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“My most memorable moment to film has to be when Bethany smashed up the Platt house!” exclaims Lu ucy.

“Although it was amidst the e emotional grooming storyline and I was crying and screaming, it was really fun to play, because I just let go, went crazy and smashed everything!

“Sometimes there are scenes where the director will go through with you what the character is feeling, but this was left up to me to go for it,” adds the star. “There was Jack P Shepherd [David], Tina O’Brien [Sarah] and Mikey North [Gary] in the scene and they were all like, ‘Where did that come from?’ It felt good.”

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“From the set I h ve tak a mug with Betha ’s name on, a coupl dresses, and Beth ny’s coat,” laughs Lucy, se real-life family joine for her last day on s “When we were on o ast week of filming I be to feel as if I was goin o miss her. It’s easy for e to come to Corrri and e Bethany, as I can switc to her easily – she is my alter ego. Betha B any will always be there e.”

EMMERDALE | ITV TUESDAY

“Vanessa’s tough – she’s getting out and living...”

AS VIEWERS REEL FROM VANESSA’S CANCER DIAGNOSIS, DALES STAR MICHELLE HARDWICK RECKONS HER CHARACTER WILL COME OUT FIGHTING…

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’ve known about this storyline for quite a while – I just didn’t know when it was going to be played out on screen,” explains Emmerdale star Michelle Hardwick, as she joins Inside Soap for a chat about her character Vanessa’s cancer diagnosis.

“When Jane Hudson first arrived as executive producer of Emmerdale, there were a few stories she wanted to do, and one of them was Vanessa’s cancer. She wanted to show a relatively young mum, just going about her normal business, when she suddenly gets struck down.”

But while Michelle has had plenty of time to get her head around Vanessa’s illness, it came as a bolt from the blue for us poor viewers. The first we heard

Tied up: Vanessa’s had a tough time recently, as she was held hostage

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of it was when wicked Pierce listened to a message from the hospital on Vanessa’s phone while he was holding her captive – and it certainly left fans of Vanessa’s romance with Charity reeling…

“It was a massive curveball, wasn’t it?” muses Michelle. “It does come out of nowhere, and I think the way the viewers found out was really shocking. I don’t generally look on social media when stuff like that happens on screen, though. I look when Emmerdale wins awards, and things that are more light-hearted!”

It’s not just viewers who are finding it hard to take in the news that their beloved ‘Vanity’ are facing this huge hurdle, however – Charity herself is also struggling with the bombshell.

She’d only just got Vanessa back from Pierce’s clutches when she was dealt

Confide in me: But Charity has no idea how to react to Vanessa’s bad news

this devastating blow, and in typical Charity fashion, she’s burying her head in the sand.

“The reason Vanessa didn’t confide in Charity to begin with is because she thought she would run a mile,” Michelle reminds us. “She was scared of her reaction, and it’s not until Manpreet points out that Vanessa can’t do this on her own that she finally tells Charity the truth.

“Charity’s reaction is everything that Vanessa fears – she just panics,” adds the star. “Charity keeps her distance from Vanessa, which only makes her feel more alone than ever.

She just wants Charity to tell her that they can get through this together.”

Having known about this storyline for so long, Michelle has had plenty to time to do research. And she tells us that it’s been really useful, as she’s thrown herself headfirst into filming.

“We’ve had conference calls, spoken to charities, and I’ve been talking to an expert

called Professor Mark,” she tells us. “He was telling me all about the symptoms, and how people react when they’re told they have cancer. It’s interesting, actually, as he said that it’s generally the people around the patient that cry more, whereas the person it’s happening to is often more stoic. That’s how I’m playing Vanessa, she’s being strong for everyone else. It’s the people around her who are breaking down.

“I was also interested to know whether Vanessa could carry on with her work as a vet,” continues Michelle.

“She can’t go near the animals, in case she gets an infection, but she’s okay to do light duties.”

Michelle doesn’t know yet what her character’s prognosis will be, although she does tell us that Vanessa will be undergoing treatment soon on screen. And as you’d expect, she won’t be wallowing in self-pity…

“Vanessa’s tough, so she’s just getting on with things,” reckons Michelle. “In the scenes I’ve filmed recently, she’s been like, ‘Come on Rhona, we’re going out, like we used to at uni!’ Rather than sitting around in her dressing gown and waiting for it all to happen, she’s getting out there and living her life.

“I’ve been chatting to some people who are going through this, and it’s been a real eye-opener for me,” she adds. “I was so nervous and excited about doing this storyline, so I just hope that I do it justice.”

Sarah Ellis

Charity’s reaction is everything thatVanessa fears…

KNOW THE SYMPTOMS Seek help if you’re worried about bowel cancer…

Although we never saw Vanessa investigating her symptoms on screen, the clues were there.

Michelle gives us a run-down of things that people should look out for – and seek advice from their GP about if they are worried…

“Vanessa was tired and losing a bit of weight,” explains Michelle.

“She had pains in her tummy and was bloated, but she was just putting it down to

IBS, or maybe a gluten intolerance.

It wasn’t until she noticed the blood in her stools that she made an appointment to speak to Manpreet.

“At that point, Manpreet was the only one who knew what Vanessa was going through,” she adds.

“She sent her for tests at the hospital, which is when Vanessa then found out she had cancer.”

Help and advice can be found at www. bowelcanceruk.org.uk

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CASUALTY | BBC1 SATURDAY

“Casualty has been such a wonderful ride!”

AS ZSA ZSA MAKES A RETURN TO HOLBY THIS WEEK, SHARON GLESS TELLS US WHY SHE’LL KEEP COMING BACK…

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e love it when our soaps attract bigname stars from the US – so the fact that former Cagney & Lacey actress Sharon Gless is returning to Casualty for another guest stint this week is proof that the medical drama really does have global appeal! And as Sharon speaks to us from her home in Los Angeles, she admits she’s a huge fan of British telly…

“There are so many wonderful shows in the UK,” she enthuses. “I love your television – just love it! The US used to be better at it, but you have surpassed

Zsa of the show: The neurosurgeon is back in the Holby ED

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us now, and my favourite shows are all from the UK. “I’ve done three stints in Casualty, and every year I wait to see if they will invite me back again. I love the cast and crew, and I love being in Wales [where Casualty is filmed].

It’s such a wonderful ride, I’ve had so much fun!”

Neurosurgeon Zsa Zsa returns to Holby this week following a request from her good pal Dylan – whom she rather affectionately calls Dee Dee – to carry out a tricky operation on young patient Luka.

“It’s a really difficult case,” admits Sharon.

“Dee Dee calls her and says, ‘Can you come?

Keeping Faith: Will Zsa Zsa be able to save her colleagues’ child?

Will you do this for me?’ And she always does. I’m sure it was her ego waiting to act, as she’s not without ego – she arrives and announces to everyone that she’s the most famous brain surgeon in the world!”

Viewers will know that young Luka is the son of ED medics Faith and Lev, and was recently diagnosed with a brain tumour. As Zsa Zsa meets with the couple, she reassures them that she’ll do her best to help save their son – but she can’t help but think that Dylan may have had an ulterior motive for calling her to help with this operation…

“Zsa Zsa keeps checking out Faith, as she suspects Dee Dee is emotionally involved there,” teases Sharon. “I said to the producers, ‘Is Zsa Zsa in love with Dylan? Because she’s a bit old for him!’ They said they weren’t playing it that way, but her nose is put out of joint by Faith.

“I think Zsa Zsa is way too close to Dee Dee to ever develop a relationship like that,” adds the 76-year-old star. “In a way, she’s raised him – certainly in his professional life, and a great deal in his emotional life, too. He’s vulnerable with her, in a way he isn’t with anyone else.”

Although the medics are reunited under serious circumstances, Zsa Zsa and Dylan are certainly happy to see each other. And Sharon was just as delighted to get to work with co-star Will Beck, who plays Dylan, once again.

“Will’s such a wonderful actor, I just love working with him,” she grins.

“I didn’t get the chance to work with him as much for this episode, because I was mostly in the operating room.

It’s a more complicated script this time around, and Zsa Zsa’s focus is on this child, so there’s not much emotion between her and Dylan. But we do have a lovely scene together after the surgery, which is sort of sad – it’s when they have to say goodbye to each other.”

Zsa Zsa may sweep in and out of the hospital in a haze of superiority, but Sharon admits she doesn’t fancy working in medicine herself – as it was hard enough just remembering her lines for this episode!

“Well, first of all, human functions are not my favourite thing!” she laughs.

“Plus, the dialogue is difficult. The cast is so generous, though – they let you know that we’re all frail and I’m not the first person who has a hard time with medical dialogue. If it’s over four syllables, I get a little confused!”

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Zsa Zsa’s nose is put out of joint by Faith!

TELLY ADDICT!

Sharon would love to be in more British shows…

“The actresses in that show are wonderful, although it’s an absolute steal,” continues Sharon. “They gave the Cagney character a mother, which we didn’t have in our show. The mother was kind of a whore, and they named her Sharon!

Thanks for the tip of the hat, guys!”

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It’s clear that Sharon loves working in the UK – “I’ve done three plays in the West End,” she tells us, “the people in Britain are so warm and lovely” – so we wondered what other TV shows she might fancy being in next time she pops over…

“Oh my God, there’s plenty I’d want to be in!” she gushes. “I loved Fleabag – just loved it! And what’s that other programme that’s just like Cagney & Lacey? Scott & Bailey!

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YOUR lnsideSoap BRIEFING ON THE WOMAN BEHIND EASTENDERS’ LOLA… Danielle joined EastEnders in 2011 as Lola Pearce – the granddaughter of Billy. Lola started o off as a troublemaker o – even stealing her grandad’s wallet at g one point. She later fell o pregnant after a onep night stand with her gay n cousin, Ben, and gave c birth to daughter Lexi. b Danielle left the show D in n 2015 but returned in 2019. “It was my first 2 jo ob and I was terrified,” admits the star on a taking on the role. “But itt was just amazing.”

Danielle Amy Louise Harold was born on n 30 May 1992 i south London.

The star struggled at school, gaining just one e GCSE. “I used to bunk k off a lot,” she shares.

“I didn’t understand maths and English, and was more into drama and sports.

I fell ill during Year 10 and was in and out of hospital. At that point, I gave up and didn’t try with GCSEs.”

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After school, Danielle worked as a waitress before taking part in Jamie’s Dream School in 2011. The show enrolled struggling teens on courses taught by celebrity specialists, such as historian Dr David Starkey and actor Simon Callow. “It was either continue waitressing or do the show,” reveals Danielle.

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“I worried quitting my job would be a mistake, but it turned out to be the best decision I’ve ever made. Jamie was lovely.” The actress thrived on the show, and even won a scholarship!

Danielle brushed d shoulders with Hollywood stars while attendiing the glitzy 2018 Cannes Film Festival.

“It was one of the best experiences – I was in a queue to get an ice cream and Uma Thurman was in front of me,” begins Danielle. “She dropped her wallet, and I picked it up and gave it back to

her. I also h l saw an anniversary i screening of Grease. I was dying, as Grease is one of my favourite films. John h Travolta spoke to the audience and I ended up touching his hand!”

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Danielle has always been tight-lipped about her love life, but in 2017 she was rumoured to be dating X Factor and Love Island star Luke White. The pair were pictured together numerous times – but it seems that she is now single.

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Danielle is one of five British soap actresses to perform a labour scene live! Lola gave birth during an Olympic-themed episode of EastEnders in 2012 – which also saw Billy carrry s the Olympic torch. “It was the best day – the buzz on set was amazing,” grins Danielle. “But I didn’t see the torch – I was stuck in the chicken shop with my legs open!

I had Ann Mitchell [Cora Cross] looking in my legs for two days during rehearsals.”

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Danielle is s addicted to and caffeine, a at her tells us tha n’t gone habit hasn unnoticed by her colle eagues.

“I drink about three Re ed Bulls a day!” laughs the ac d for ctress. “I’m renowned it on the EastEnders se et – although I know that it’s really bad for me.”

Between her Walford stints, Danielle has enjoyed moviie roles. In 2017, she was in Fanged Up – a tale about a group of people who break out of prison during a zombie apocalypse. The star attended the Fright Fest Film Festival covered in fake blood to promote the film! The following year, Danielle starred in the thriller Two Graves alongside ex-EastEnder Katie Jarvis (Hayley Slater).

Viewers and critics have praised Danielle’s performance as Lola. In 2012, she won B Best Newcomer from TV Timess and the All About Soap Baby Drama award in Best B 2013. The same year she was also sshortlisted for two Inside Soap Awards, and a British Soap Award in 2014.

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Despitte her good looks l and crop of o platinum hair, Danielle D was in disb belief when she was nominated for f Sexiest Actress at the 2014 B British Soap Awards. “I get a lot of attention as my hair’s so bright – I’m like a human light bulb,” laughs the star. ““I’m not sexy at all.

It was so embarrassing g. At work I can’t get my nails or hair done, and a my roots are down to my ears! So when w I heard I’d been nominated I just laughed.”

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I’m going to be really honest with you, it’s not very often people recognise who I am.

The wigs are my friend!

But just after I’d left Doctors, I was in the bank, “You seem to play I walked up to the desk Tembe job: Lorna characters related to the and this woman literally has experience in playing medical medical profession – do screamed, “Oh my God, it’s roles you think you’d be any Mrs Tembe!” I’ve never felt good at it in real life?” so embarrassed before! I went, That’s really funny! I’ve “Shhhhhh!” I didn’t know where to pu ut cliimbed up the ranks, myself. She was so excited! I think it’s because I was a receptionist also that thing of people not actually to o begin with, and now realising that people from the telly hav ve I’ve worked my way up to go to the bank! They don’t expect to o a nurse! But my niece to see you in places like that, and they iss a nurse, and I literally can’t quite get their heads around it. bow at this woman’s “Who would you rather go on a nigh ht feeet, as I think it’s a very out with – Aggie or Mrs Tembe?” th hankless profession.

Both, but for very different reasons! I’d d She’s incredible, and I think like to get Mrs Tembe drunk – I think anybody who does anything in the she’d be a bit wrong, ha, ha! And Aggiee medical profession absolutely deserves a little hero ba badge, because it’s not easy. I’d like to go out with because I know that she’d drink me under the table.

I’m constantly inviting her round mine She’d absolutely be the life and soul for lunch, because I know medics never of that party. I’d sit and observe Mrs have the time to eat properly.

Tembe, as you know she’d hit the deck k “What’s been your strangest-ever first. Aggie would be putting everyone fan encounter?” into a taxi at the end of the night.

eatherfield’s Aggie is used to keeping her wayward family in check – but can star Lorna keep her cool as she answers our probing reader questions?

“Who is your best friend in the Corrie cast?”

That’s tough – it’s such a huge cast. The person I spend most of my time with is David Neilson [aka Roy]. We’re often in that café together! I’m good friends with Stirling [Gallacher, aka Paula], who I know from Doctors, and Jane [Hazlegrove, aka Bernie], because I share a dressing room with her – we just laugh like drains!

“Who is your best friend in the Corrie cast?”

Bailey watch: Lorna with her on-screen family

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Funky beats: Lorna loves dancing to Bruno Mars

“What track gets you up and dancing on the dance floor?” ?

“Did you put any of your own touches to the house?”

“You’ve said that your mum iis a big bi Corrie fan.Wouldshefancyacameo?”

Oh my God, my mum would fall over herself to do that! She did a little cameo on Doctors, where all she had to do was sit with a magazine so you can just see her face. But she was so nervous, she put the magazine right up in front of her face! You could see her little hands shaking! And they very kindly, without her knowing, had filmed her getting direction, and rehearsing – so we had all the grandkids and great grandkids go to her house, and we all watched it together. She is the cutest woman ever!

“H Hav a e your real-life sons and onsc creen sons met each other yet?”

No, they haven’t, because I live in Birmingham, but I’m filming Corrie up in Manchester.

They are very similar ages, my boys and my on-screen family. I need to sort out a family dinner!

My boys have been up for a quick visit to Manchester, but we really need to make this Bern bright: Lorna happen shares a dressing at some room with pal Jane point.

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Home improvements: Lorna made her own contributions to the Bailey house

“Did you get to put any of your p own touches to the o renovation e of the B iley house?”

Yes, I did! My biggest thing was that the house had to be modern, it needed to have wooden floors, a wood burner, as these are all things that people aspire to now. They’ve come from Alderly Edge with a massive house and a big garden, so they’d want somewhere lovely to sit. I also thought it was really important to get a sense of history with this family, so there’s pictures on set of my mum – there’s one when she was 20 in Jamaica at a wedding, and there’s another lovely one of my mum and dad getting married.

And there’s a picture of my great uncle, who’s just turned 100! The other thing you’ll notice about the Bailey house is it’s never quite finished, because Ed’s too busy doing everyone else’s houses…

“Do you have any hidden talents?”

I have just started doing a pottery class – and it’s amazing. When I first started, I made this little egg cup, which was so rubbish. But the great thing is you can just squash it, and put it in the bucket and start again. So the next time I just threw the clay at the wheel, and I made this pot that was so fantastic – I thought it must have been the biggest fluke ever!

But then I went back the next week and made another one. I’ve made coasters, and I’ve just finished this massive platter. I also taught myself to crochet, just because I wanted to. I love YouTube!

“What would be your dream storyline?” …asks reader Alexandra from Derby

£20 Question

I actually think it would be fun to see Aggie going to a pottery class – she could bring Roy! And he would turn out to be a great potter, it’s probably one of those things that he’s been doing for years and never told anybody about. They could recreate the scenes out of Ghost – that would be hilarious!

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Anything by Bruno Mars. Havee you seen that video of the New w York policemen doing the dance to Uptown Funk? I was thinking, how amazing would it be to do that down the corridors of Corrie? Wouldn’t it? With everyone coming out of their dressing rooms and singing and dancing!

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FORGET BREXIT, LYSETTE ANTHONY (MARNIE) IS DETERMINED TO BR BRING SOME NTINENTAL CON CH HARM TO LLYOAKS… HOL

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Say fromage: Lysette smiles for the camera with co-stars Owen and Niamh

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’m going on strike if they take the Salon De Thé De Marnie away from me – they’ll have to pull me out of there by my feet!” declares star Lysette Anthony, as we chat about her alter ego’s new business venture. “It’s just absolutely brilliant working there – and what’s so delicious about it, quite literally, is those cakes.

I’ve got to stop eating them! As soon as we go into the Salon we can really play with the comedy, and I’m loving it.”

Presiding over her pride and joy definitely suits Marnie, but she’s going to be knocked from her perch this week as she pursues Tony’s dad, Edward.

Smitten Marnie is delighted when he comes to her rescue at the Salon, yet little does she know that Edward is only trying to make Diane jealous...

“Marnie’s hosting a music recital, and we’ve already seen that Edward is a proficient cello player,” explains Lysette. “She is one musician short of a quartet, and she manages to persuade Edward to play. She’s just in a complete lather of love and excitement, watching her man with his bow, but Edward’s being very wicked. Rest assured, though, whatever happens next, Marnie won’t take it lying down.”

Despite Marnie’s troubles, Lysette tells us that she and Joe McGann – who plays Edward – get along fantastically on set.

“We have worked together a lot before, so it’s a real joy,” reveals the star. “We were husband and wife on [early 2000s ITV soap] Night And Day, and we did a play together following that too. We just have such an easy shorthand, and Joe’s probably one

Voulez vous?: Marnie would love a spot of passion with Edward

of the best-read people I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with.”

With her love life falling short, it’s lucky that Marnie has a big family support unit waiting for her at home.

And they’re even more united now that Juliet and Romeo have changed their last name from Quinn to Nightingale.

“Well, that was Marnie’s idea, so she’s feeling very pleased with herself,” laughs Lysette. “Marnie just adores them, and I adore the both of them for real. They’re both fantastic, and they’re like brother and sister in real life. The other day Niamh [Blackshaw, who plays Juliet] was trying to have a little snooze and Owen [Warner, who plays Romeo] got the scissors out to pretend to cut her hair. He’s very naughty!”

Now that Romeo is working as a waiter at the Salon, Lysette informs us that she’s been trying to educate Owen in the art of speaking French!

“I’m constantly trying to teach him, but all Owen does is look at me with that charming smile and say ‘Enchanté’,” sighs Lysette. “But I’ve got a plan because Billy [Price, who plays Sid] wants to learn some more French, so I’m going to bring out their competitive spirit with one another.”

The Nightingales may be more united than ever right now, but Lysette warns that their happiness isn’t set to last long.

“Unfortunately, I think there’s trouble ahead,” she sighs. “Marnie refuses to see bad in Juliet, which is probably a mistake! The drugs story is so important because of what’s going happening on our streets, and Niamh is just superb!

“Plus, our resident drug dealer Connor [Calland, who plays Jordan] is just as charming off camera too,” adds Lysette. “So at this precise moment, all is fabulous in Marnie’s world – which, as we know, means it’s all going to go horribly wrong pretty soon!”

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Marnie is one musician short of a quartet…

OOH LA LA! Just like Marnie, Lysette is a sucker for all things Francais…

“One of my favourite places in France is Paris – I lived there many years ago and I worked in France quite a few times. I did a French course there, which was completely immersive and very hardcore!”

“Something I admire about the French is how protective they are of their own language and their way of doing things.

Plus, their sense of style is just a treat!”

“France does have some very complicatedly named pastries, and the show’s writers seem to be taking delight in finding tricky ones for me to remember! I managed to go through 17 takes recently, as I kept messing up on the complex culinary words.”

“I also get to practise French at home too. My son’s doing his GCSEs at the moment. I do love the language, so I must say it’s a treat pour moi!”

“If I opened my own French patisserie, it would be called Salon De Thé De Lysette, of course! But to be honest, I could quite easily live on the French peasant food – bread and cheese.”

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On this six-day break, you can follow in their footsteps as well as those of the drama’s cast. You’ll experience the island with Lee Durrell, who will accompany you on a visit to some of the family’s favourite places. Plus, you’ll take a boat to Albania and enjoy a private tour of the Greek and Roman ruins in Butrint. There will also be plenty of time to relax and enjoy the sun.

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DAY 1 Arrive in Corfu, enjoy a cocktail reception and talk with Lee Durrell DAY 2 Tour of Corfu Old Town and a visit to Mouse Island DAY 3 The White House in Kalami, the Lake of Lilies and talk by Lee Durrell DAY 4 Old Perithia DAY 5 Saranda and Butrint in Albania DAY 6 Return home YOU WILL GET THE CHANCE TO… O Visit the magical places featured in The Durrells with Lee Durrell MBE. O Enjoy two talks by Lee, who will give personal insights into her late husband’s life and their work.

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e love these photos of EastEnders’ Emma Barton (who plays Honey) dressed up to the nines – and possibly even the tens – as Breakfast At Tiffany’s heroine Holly Golightly. Perfect casting, we think!

It’s all to support the charity Dementia UK and its annual Time For A Cuppa campaign, which raises funds for Admiral Nurses, who provide specialist support to families facing dementia.

Emma – who ran the London Marathon last year in support of the charity – was delighted to rally to the cause once again.

“Not only do I get to dress up as my hero, Audrey Hepburn, but also to do it in memory of my great uncle, who died from dementia,” reveals the star.

“Admiral Nurses does such incredible work, and the Time For A Cuppa campaign is a really fun way to raise money with family, friends and colleagues – so I encourage everyone looking to make a difference to take part.

Who doesn’t like to go to a tea party?”

Time For A Cuppa week runs from 1-8 March, and if you would like to help Dementia UK by hosting a tea party, head to www.dementiauk.org to register for a fundraising pack.

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EMMA GOES FROM HONEY TO HOLLY…

he ere was a work’s night out for the Corrie cast recently, as s they screamed their way through Ghost Stories at Manchester’s Lowry Theatre. Kate Ford and Alison King – who as Tracy and Carla are no stranger to grisly tales of murder and revenge – clearly enjoyed watching rather than taking part in the drama for a change, while Jimmi Harkishin (Dev), Jack P Shepherd (David), Colson Smith (Craig) and Ben Price (Nick) were also up for a spook. But the best reaction of the night goes to Sue Cleaver (Eileen) – we haven’t seen n a look like that since Pat Phelan suggested a nighttime stroll by the sea!

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hile the residents of Walford spent Valentine’s Day on a sinking ship, real life was much more bouyant. Here m are some snaps shared by cast c members from date nights n with their beloveds – and don’t they look happy? a Best of all was Rob Kazinsky K (Sean Slater) wishing a Happy Valentine’s w Day D to his “true love” – pizza! p “You never judge me, m and you’re there for me n the middle of the night,” in he e posted. “Even when you’re cold in the morning, you still love me.” Aw. Even y Lin nda’s voicemail to Mick n wa as s less heartfelt than that!

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he last time we saw evil Andrew Earlham, he was lying dead in the Kent marshes after wreaking havoc on his seaside town. The renowned surgeon was found guilty of 19 cases of sexual assault, with local primary school teacher, Laura Nielson, among his victims – so it’s no wonder someone wanted him dead!

However, now the case is turned on its head, with Laura in the midst of his murder investigation as the main suspect. Yet given that many people wanted Andrew to pay for his crimes, did Laura kill him? Or could the perpetrator be someone else?

“The first time we see Laura, she’s relatively together and happy,” explains Joanne Froggatt, who plays her. “But then very quickly, the police discover Andrew’s body and Laura is under suspicion – along with every other character in the show! Laura feels really angry about the injustice of all that’s happened to her, and she quickly switches back to her determined, forthright self.”

There’s a new face on the scene, too, with hard-talking DI Karen Renton – played by Katherine Kelly – brought in to take on the case. She doesn’t give the suspects an easy

DEATH

AND DECEIT! JOANNE FROGGATT AND IOAN GRUFFUDD RETURN FOR THE TWIST IN THE TALE…

ride, but is it just Laura who she has her eye on?

“You can’t start off soft and go hard, you have to come in hard,” grins Katherine.

“Remember, Karen’s job is to gather evidence, not actually to find justice. Although you’ll see her accusing Laura on screen, what you don’t see is Karen telling everyone else she thinks they’ve done it, as well! She’s just like a bowling ball. She has to get a strike, knock them all over – and then start. Her tactic is to accuse everyone behind closed doors.”

And despite his character being killed off at the end of the first series, Ioan Gruffudd is back too, as we search for the truth behind Andrew’s death.

“We see Andrew in flashbacks along with some new characters,” explains Ioan. “We witness how

Andrew became who he was, and more about Laura’s path.

In the first series, Andrew was hiding everything so well with his confidence and his charm.

But when we see him on the run before he dies, Andrew’s life is completely falling apart.”

As DI Renton continues to delve into what really happened to Andrew, Joanne tells us that her character won’t be sitting on her hands – she might be doing some investigating of her own, and she won’t be entirely alone either…

“Laura is not one to sit on her laurels,” reveals Joanne “She’s on her fight for justice.

And even though Andrew’s turned up dead, he’s still haunting her and still affecting her life. He continues to control her life from beyond the grave.

We’re introduced to a new character, Winnie, as well as

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DI Harmon from last series – and all of these women feel the same as Laura. So we go back over those three weeks to o see who did it. Who killed h him?

And who’s the liar?”

Actor and writer Rufus Jones picks his dream viewing…

Like many other people, I watched Dracula over Christmas – one of our stars in Home, Youssef Kerkour, is one of the Dracula main guys in episode two, so I was looking out for my man on the boat! I often use Netflix to catch up on old stuff I never got around to seeing. It sounds ridiculous, but I’ve just been watching the second series of Happy Valley that I never saw – Sarah Lancashire is amazing!

Revenge mission: Victim Laura is interrogated

by DI Karen Renton

There’s an American show on BBC2 called Better Things gs, which is about a single mum of three kids, and it’s a very gentle comedy that’s beautifully done.

There’s also a US sketch show on Netflix called I Thinkk You Should Leave, which is absolutely hilarious. And Stath Lets Flats is anotherr one – Jamie Demetriou is incredible.

I have four-year-old twin daughters, so I tend not to go to the cinema any more. But I saw Little Women, which is brilliant, and I took my nephew to see The Rise Of Skywalker, which turned me into a giddy 10-year-old again.

Being in a US comedy would be a dream – Transparent was a brilliant ensemble piece that I would have killed to be in! And Arrested Development – I remember watching that and thinking, ‘This is the apex of American comedy’.

When I was 10 or 11, my dad used to let me stay up and watch LA Law – that was such a huge deal as I could tell that it was an adult show, with adult content! It made me feel like a little man engaging with all that stuff, so to be eng emember that!

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Dead giveaway: Flashbacks will show the days before Andrew was murdered

WE WERE WORRIED THAT THIS ceramic-based series might have ended up a casualty of the great BBC/Bake Off split of 2016 – so we’re very grateful to Channel 4 for giving it a new home. We’re pleased to report that it hasn’t suffered in transit either, as new host Melanie Sykes is fitting in seamlessly, while

judges Keith Brymer Jones and Sue Pryke are the ideal mix of encouraging and critical. We’re more fascinated by this show than by Bake Off, too – we have a basic understanding of how to knock up a cake, but not how to sculpt a vase! So, this is like peering behind the magician’s curtain… lnsideSoap 59

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JULIE HESMONDHALGH AND DAWN FRENCH STAR IN A DRAMA WHERE LOOSE LIPS SINK FRIENDSHIPS…

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he coastal town of Thurlbury is a quiet, picturesque sort of place, where nothing out of the ordinary ever happens.

Well, unless you get Maggie Cole a bit tipsy and ask her some probing questions…

In this new six-part drama, Dawn French stars as Maggie, who’s delighted to be invited to do an interview for local radio to promote Thurlbury’s upcoming anniversary celebrations. However, after the unscrupulous journalist plies her with free drinks and starts asking her about local life, Maggie says a lot of things about her fellow residents that she really shouldn’t – which makes the party she throws to celebrate the transmission of her interview really awkward.

We caught up with Dawn and Julie Hesmondhalgh, who plays Maggie’s best friend Jill, during filming, to find out more.

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Dawn, what was the appeal of this project for you?

Dawn I just thought it was a good idea for a central conceit – somebody makes a mistake that we could all make, then she’s betrayed by the person who interviews her. She enjoys the moment when she matters a lot and somebody is listening to her, and she gossips. However, because of that brief little flirtation with gossip, her world falls apart.

Maggie has to apologise – and she’s somebody who wouldn’t ordinarily be comfortab ble apologising… …

Jill is one off the people who’s particularly hurt by everything Maggie says, isn’t she?

Julie I think she’s always enjoyed the kind of person Maggie is – that friend who’s just full of herself, a big fish in a small pond. And Jill gets that and loves her and accepts it.

Jill’s the deputy head at the school where Peter – Maggie’s husband – works, and in the interview Maggie says something about Jill not being particularly bright, which I think is wrong, actually. I think she’s pretty smart, and she’s just someone who does sn’t wear it on her sle eeve. But it hits a nerrve for her.

Dawn It’s s heartbreaking.

Especially – and forgive me if this is a bit sexist – in women and in their very strong, best-friend Maggie may: relatio onships, it’s Her thoughtless just unthinkable comments cause heartache to do that.

And Maggie is an idiot for betraying her in that silly way, and she risks losing everything. When it all falls apart with Jill, to be given the cold shoulder is devastating for Maggie.

How does it end up affecting their friendship?

Julie It really cuts deep for Jill – for a friend to say it publicly.

To say that she doesn’t think I’m up to the job of taking over from Peter when he eventually retires, it causes a lot of pain.

That’s the betrayal.

So Maggie and Jill are set to have a tough time on

READY STEADY COOK | BBC1 MONDAY-FRIDAY

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RYLAN CLARK-NEAL RUNS AN ECO-CONSCIOUS KITCHEN AS THE COOKING COMPETITION RETURNS… F Feeling hurt: Jill can’t fo orgive Maggie f her words for

Captain cook: Rylan takes over on hosting duties

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ood news for red tomatoes and green peppers alike: Ready Steady Cook returns to our screens this week, after a 10-year break. The hardestworking man in showbiz, Rylan ClarkNeal, is the new host – and he tells us that he’s honoured to be working on a show he always loved to watch.

“It was on throughout my school years,” he recalls. “I’d just be getting home and Ready Steady Cook would be on, and it was my marker for ‘Oh, dinner soon!’

I don’t know if it’s just the way I’ve been brought up, but when the BBC asked me to do the show, the first person I rang was Fern [Britton, the original host] and the second was Ainsley [Harriott, who took over from Fern]. They were both so lovely – they told me to make it my own. They’re two tough acts to follow, but they’ve both been so supportive!”

Rylan’s no stranger to a chopping board or a saucepan himself – he was a finalist in Celebrity MasterChef in 2015 – but he explains that his role in the show is to be the voice of the viewer.

“The whole point is me not being a chef and just being a helping hand,” he says.

“If I was a chef, and someone asked me

Steady on: People have to prepare food on that table, you know

to grab the sumac, I’d go, ‘Yeah, sure, there you go’ – but I’m not, I’m like Jean at home, making her custard, so I’d say, ‘What’s that?’, and you then get told, and it’s like, ‘Great, now I know’.”

While the competitive set-up of the show is essentially the same, with two home cooks teaming up with a professional chef each for a head-to-head contest, the series has moved with the times and now places a greater focus on sustainability.

“All the ingredients that we have, whether they are in the pantry or come in the bag, are in season,” shares Rylan. “We’re really lucky to have filmed in Glasgow, because we have the fishery up there and so much other stuff available – it’s always in season, which means we’re not flying things in!”

Village people: The locals are set against one another

screen – but did you both enjoy working together?

Julie Oh yes – Dawn’s absolutely brilliant! I grew up watching French And Saunders and it’s a part of my language, my comedy.

So when you find out that you’re going to work with someone like that, it’s quite ‘Oh my God’! And you don’t know how it’s going to be, because sometimes really big stars have a pane of glass between you and them. But I can say there isn’t a bit of that! She’s just who she is – incredibly welcoming and warm and engaged.

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INSIDE TV McDONALD & DODDS | ITV SUNDAY

THE ODD COUPLE TALA GOUVEIA AND JASON WATKINS STAR AS MISMATCHED DETECTIVES IN A NEW DRAMA…

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hen hotshot DI Lauren McDonald arrives in Bath from the Met Police, she wastes no time in establishing herself as a force to be reckoned with.

But there’s one aspect of the new job that she hadn’t quite prepared for: DS Dodds, an introvert who has spent the

Dodds at odds: The DS is peturbed by the arrival of McDonald

past 11 years behind a desk and has only just been let out on operations again. Can the two of them find a way to become an effective team? We caught up with Tala Gouveia and Jason Watkins, who play McDonald and Dodds…

What is it that brings McDonald to Bath?

Tala The idea is that she’s been given a promotion she perhaps wouldn’t have had in the Met – she’s leapt up the ladder a bit by taking a job in a quieter town, so it’s a bit of a career move. But when she gets there, everything’s a lot slower-paced, things work

differently, and people who have influence in the city get to use that influence on the police, which she finds ridiculous.

Jason Juxtapose that with Dodds, who’s been stuck behind a desk and suddenly gets a promotion, so he’s very much an analogue in a digital world. And they clash, because she’s immediately appalled, compared with the detective sergeants she’s used to.

SANDYLANDS | GOLD WEDNESDAY-FRIDAY

SHORE THING NATALIE DEW AND SIMON BIRD STAR IN A NEW THREE-PART COMEDY…

he untimely death of her father, beac chfront tycoon Les V Vegas, in a pedalo accident sees 27-yea ar-old Emily relucta antly summoned back to o her childhood town o of Sandylands.

Luckily y, star Natalie Dew, wh ho plays her,

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didn’t have to do too much research into seaside life…

“I grew up in Devon, so we’d go to the sea every weekend!” she recalls. “An amazing memory I have is going to a charity shop in a weird fishing village. In the shop there was a jar with an oyster in it for 50p – my mum thought we should get it, and when we opened it, there was a pearl in it! She

Tala But you can’t help but warm to him!

How did you find filming in Bath?

Tala It’s very rainy, that’s the only thing!

Jason Surprisingly rainy!

I know people always say this, but Bath is another character in the piece – it’s beautiful architecturally, but it has this underbelly. In the first episode, we deal with an investor/industrialist, played by Robert Lindsay, who’s very much in the higher echelons of Bath society. Yet there’s also a drug element as well. That sort of thing is invisible, which is something to explore…

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Why was Dodds behind a desk for so long?

Jason He’s spectacularly dull!

He’s been doing cold cases, basically, and someone has gone, “Oh God, what are we going to do with him? Let’s expose him, and get him out”.

And there he is, with his analogue pen, writing it all down, but he’s actually rather good at it – that’s one of the joys. McDonald and Dodds realise throughout the series, as opposites, what the other is capable of.

THE LATEST TV NEWS… CALL OF DUTY

Cold Feet is taking a break now that its ninth series has concluded. The ITV show’s creators want to give the characters a chance to move on with their lives before revisiting them…

BBC1’s two newest comedies will each be back tto tickle our nes. Second funnybon series of both King d The Goes Gary and w have Wrong Show dered been ord – and you can eir catch the respectivve es first serie on BBC iPlayer!

Filming has started on series six of BBC1’s Line Of Dutyy Joining new guest lea ad Kelly MacDonald in n the upcoming run will be This Is England actor Perry FFitzpatrick, Our Girl G starr Shalom BrruneFranklin, F and Kiri’s Andi Osho.

THE TRIP TO GREECE | Sky One TUESDAY

NEAR MYTH

ROB BRYDON AND STEVE COOGAN TELL US ABOUT THEIR ESCAPADES AROUND THE GREEK ISLANDS…

must have been a mermaid – I don’t know how she knew.”

On her return to Sandylands, Emily is reunited with familiar faces such as B&B-running neighbours Derek and Jeannie (David Walliams and Sophie Thompson) – as well as her childhood crush Nathan Wild, now a police officer.

“I think Nathan’s missed Emily while she’s been away,” reveals Simon Bird, who plays him. “I don’t know what’s wrong with Emily, that she’s been holding out for Nathan!

But they obviously get on very well – who knows what could happen?”

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aving gallivanted around the UK, Italy and Spain, Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon are back for a fourrth series of The Trip: this time to Greece.

And as they explain to Inside TV, there e’s a fictional angle behind their joint jaun nt…

“We’re mimicking Homer’s Odyssey, which is the trip of Odysseus from Troy to Ithaca,” explains Steve. “Like Odysseuss, it’s his journey home from the war – I end up u going back to the home I used to live in with ith my ex-wife in the series, so it reflects that.”

Although Rob admits that he still doesn’t get to do any driving (“it works with our relationship that I would just sit there!”), it’s not only about the car this time round, as waterways play an important part…

Myth adventure: Will Rob and Steve make a good impression?

“We did a lot of travelling by water, didn’t we?” muses Rob. “I rather enjoyed that. We covered a lot of ground by different means.”

“Yes, we drove a lot, we sailed a lot, and what was wonderful was that when we went across a big stretch of water, the car would be there waiting for us,” remarks Steve. “It was like a very high-end driving holiday.”

“And it’s all arranged,” grins Rob. “We just close our bags in the hotel room, and the next thing we know, it’s in the next place.”

“It’s a bit like a school trip,” agrees Steve.

“And we’re the star pupils.”

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INSIDE TV SATURDAY 29 February 6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S) 11.30 Garden Rescue Swansea. (R/S) 12.00 PM Football Focus Dan Walker and guests look ahead to the weekend’s football, including Sunday’s League Cup final. (S) 1.00 BBC News/ Weather (S) 1.15 Homes Under The Hammer Property renovations in Carlisle, London and Walsall. (R/S) 2.15 Bargain Hunt Wadebridge 1: From the Royal Cornwall Showground in Wadebridge. (R/S) 3.00 Escape To The Country Wiltshire: A couple search for a property in Wiltshire.

(R/S) 3.45 Money For Nothing Transforming a floor lamp and a chaise longue. (R/S) 4.30 Final Score A round-up of this afternoon’s football results. (S) 5.10 The Repair Shop The team restores a toy fire engine, a Japanese bowl and a unique village sign. (R/S) 5.40 BBC News (S) 5.50 Regional News/Weather (S)

6.30pm The Greatest Dancer

6.45 AM Wild & Weird Ice Ice Baby. (R/S) 7.00 The Dog Ate My Homework Joy v Regan. (R/S) 7.30 The Dengineers Amazonian Den. (R/S) 8.00 Blue Peter: Crunchy Critters & Green Machines (R/S) 8.30 Deadly 60 Mexico 1. (R/S) 9.00 Tomorrow’s Food (R/S) 10.00 Queen Of Tigers: Natural World (R/S) 11.00 Our Coast Dumfries And Galloway/South Ayrshire. (R/S) 12.00 PM Rick Stein: From Venice To Istanbul The chef explores the cuisine of northern Greece. (R/S) 1.00 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh And Easy Food Posh Nosh. (R/S) 1.30 Formula E: Marrakesh 2019/20 Marrakesh EPrix: The Marrakesh ePrix. (S) 3.15 Cycling: Track World Championships 2020. (S) 4.30 Saving Lives At Sea The volunteers race to the rescue of a shark attack victim. (R/S) 5.30 10 Puppies And Us A family try to toilet train their new cockapoo. (R/S)

10.30pm Snowfall

6.00 AM CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV News (S) 9.30 James Martin’s Saturday Morning With guests Greg Wise, Ali Pope, Clare Smyth and Lenny Carr-Roberts. (S) 11.40 Living On The Veg Anna Jones: Recipes for jackfruit chilli, camembert hedgehog bread and chocolate mousse.

(R/S) 12.40 PM Save Money: Lose Weight The final two diets are put through their paces. Last in the series. (R/S) 1.10 ITV News/Weather (S) 1.20 Love Your Garden Hull: Alan Titchmarsh and his team turn a suburban plot in Hull into a wildlife retreat. (R/S) 2.20 Midsomer Murders Talking To The Dead: Barnaby and Jones race to find a connection between a stolen antiques racket and two couples who disappeared in a village rumoured to have haunted woods. (R/S) 4.25 The Chase Quiz show. (R/S) 5.25 ITV News/Weather (S) 5.45 Regional News/Weather (S)

10.10pm The Magnificent Seven

6.00 AM Mike & Molly (R/S) 6.25 Mike & Molly (R/S) 6.50 Cheers (R/S) 7.15 Cheers (R/S) 7.45 Frasier (R/S) 8.15 Frasier (R/S) 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond (R/S) 9.10 Everybody Loves Raymond (R/S) 9.40 The Big Bang Theory (R/S) 10.10 The Big Bang Theory (R/S) 10.35 The Big Bang Theory (R/S) 11.05 The Simpsons The Strong Arms Of The Ma. (R/S) 11.35 The Simpsons Pray Anything. (R/S) 12.00 PM The Simpsons Barting Over. (R/S) 12.30 The Simpsons I’m Spelling As Fast As I Can. (R/S) 1.00 The Dog House (R/S) 2.05 Four In A Bed The White Swan. (R/S) 2.35 Four In A Bed Clough View Farm. (R/S) 3.05 Four In A Bed The Buxted Inn. (R/S) 3.35 Four In A Bed Crescent Victoria. (R/S) 4.05 Four In A Bed Payment Day. (R/S) 4.35 A Place In The Sun (R/S) 5.35 Location, Location, Location Croydon & Reading Revisit. (R/S)

9pm Central Intelligence

6.00 Celebrity Mastermind (S) 6.30 The Greatest Dancer Alesha Dixon and Jordan Banjo host the dancing contest. (S)

6.30 Humpback Whales: A Detective Story Documentarymaker Tom Mustill revisits Monterey Bay California, three years after he survived a near-death incident. (R/S)

6.00 Celebrity Catchphrase Oti Mabuse, Judy Murray and John Thomson guess the familiar phrases hidden in animated clues. (R/S)

6.30 Channel 4 News/Weather (S)

7.45 Pointless Celebrities Wales: Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special Wales edition of the general knowledge quiz, featuring Di Botcher, Charles Dale and Colin Jackson. (S)

7.30 Dad’s Army The Recruit: The vicar enlists in the Home Guard. (R/S)

7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway The popular duo’s entertainment show, featuring undercover pranks, surprises galore and star guests. In this week’s show, Ant and Dec are joined in the studio

by Rob Brydon, who takes up the role of Star Guest Announcer. (S)

7.00 The Windsors: Secrets Of The Royal Tours Official tours and state visits in the past 30 years, including Diana, Princess of Wales’ charity work and visit to Angola for landmine awareness in 1997.

Last in the series. (R/S)

8.30 Catchpoint Sport Relief Special New series. Celebrity special edition of the game show, as Eboni Usoro-Brown and Darren Harriott take on Susan Calman and Johannes Radebe.

Hosted by Paddy McGuinness. (S)

8.00 Great American Railroad Journeys Halifax To Prince Edward Island: Michael Portillo begins a new journey on the tracks of the Ocean line to explore Canada’s maritime provinces, en route to Quebec City. (S)

8.30 The Voice UK Coaches will.i.am, Sir Tom Jones, Olly Murs and Meghan Trainor all return to their infamous red chairs as the acts they have chosen from the blind auditions go head to head and fight for their place on their coach’s team. Emma Willis hosts. (S)

8.00 D-Day: The King Who Fooled Hitler Documentary exploring the role played by George VI in maintaining the secrecy of the plans for the D-Day Landings, and how British intelligence viewed the monarchy. (R/S)

9.10 Casualty Faith and Lev prepare for Luka’s surgery and the emergency department rally around to show their support for the family. (S)

9.00 QI XL Queens: Sandi Toksvig looks at ‘Queens’, inviting Sarah Millican, David Mitchell and Colin Lane to join regular panellist Alan Davies to face her fiendish questions. (R/S) 9.45 Live At The Apollo Kerry Godliman comperes the show. (R/S)

10.00 BBC News/Weather (S) 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the latest Premier League matches, including Watford v Liverpool and Bournemouth v Chelsea. (S)

10.30 Snowfall Blackout: In the aftermath of the shooting Franklin wants everyone in the family to lay low. They do not know how much he is hiding or the pressure he is under, but Melody suspects the truth. (S)

9.55 ITV News/Weather (S) 10.10 The Magnificent Seven A remote frontier town falls under the control of a ruthless industrialist, who uses the locals as forced labour in his mines.

A woman goes in search of help, recruiting a band of seven hired guns to protect the town and train the people to fight back. Remake of the classic Western, starring Denzel Washington and Chris Pratt. (Cert 12, 132 mins. 2016) (S) ★★★★

9.00 Central Intelligence Years after being humiliated as a student, rogue CIA agent Robbie Wheirdicht turns to old classmate Calvin Joyner for help when he’s targeted by his own organisation. Action comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart and Amy Ryan. (Cert 12, 107 mins. 2016) (S) ★★★★

11.40 FILM LA Confidential Three cops - an ambitious rookie, a hard-boiled veteran and a smooth character more interested in celebrity than justice - investigate a corpse-strewn bloodbath in a diner. Thriller set in the 1950s, with Russell Crowe, Guy Pearce, Kevin Spacey and Kim Basinger.

(Cert 18, 132 mins. 1997) (S) ★★★★★ 1.55-6.00 AM BBC News (S)

11.15 Snowfall Other Lives: As Franklin lies between life and death, he considers the kind of man he has become. Last in the series. (S) 12.00 AM FILM Summertime A farmer’s daughter falls in love with a feminist in the 1970s, but their relationship is greeted with disapproval. Romantic drama, with Cecile De France. (Cert 15, 105 mins. 2015) ★★★★ 1.40-6.45 This Is BBC Two (S)

12.30 AM Ideal World 3.00 Rebound Sean Fletcher hosts the quiz that tests the general knowledge of six contestants, who go head to head in a bid to walk away with a big cash prize. The players must give as many correct answers as they can in the time it takes the ‘Rebound Bar’ to move across the studio, with the money on offer rising accordingly. (R/S) 3.50-6.00 Nightscreen

11.05 FILM Cowboys & Aliens A mysterious stranger leads the people of a Wild-West town to fight back against an invasion from another world. Sci-fi Western, with Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford. (Cert 12, 119 mins. 2011) (S) ★★★ 1.20 AM The Last Leg (R/S) 2.10 The Big Narstie Show (R/S) 3.05 Hollyoaks (R/S) 5.10-6.00 Come Dine With Me Birmingham. (R/S)

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants The String. (S) 10.15 The Loud House (R/S) 10.25 Access (S) 10.40 Pets Do The Funniest Things (R/S) 11.05 Friends The One With The Race Car Bed. (R/S) 11.35 Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device. (R/S) 12.05 PM Friends The One With The Football. (R/S) 12.35 Friends The One Where Rachel Quits. (R/S) 1.05 Friends The One Where Chandler Can’t Remember Which Sister.

(R/S) 1.35 Friends The One With All The Jealousy. (R/S) 2.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A tenant who refuses to pay rent and makes money by subletting the house. (R/S) 3.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords (R/S) 4.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A couple whose letting agent broke into their house and changed their locks. (R/S) 5.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords (R/S)

CATCHPOINT SPORT RELIEF SPECIAL | BBC1 8.30PM

7pm Building The Billion Pound…

6.05 5 News Update (S) 6.10 Warship: Life At Sea HMS Duncan is sent to Ukraine in a bid to bolster relations with Nato allies in the Black Sea. (R/S) 7.00 Building The Billion Pound Mega Bridge The engineering behind Montreal’s Samuel de Champlain Bridge, enabling it to carry one million vehicles every week and survive extreme temperature fluctuations. (S) 8.00 Cops, Criminals & Videotape Footage of offences captured on CCTV. (S)

10.00 Murdered By My Fiance Documentary following the case of Ian Stewart, who was found guilty of murdering children’s author Helen Bailey at their home in Hertfordshire.

(R/S) 11.00 FILM Cocktail Drama, starring Tom Cruise and Bryan Brown. (Cert 15, 99 mins.

1988) (S) ★★ 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S) 3.00 Access (S) 3.15 The Special Needs Employment Agency (R/S) 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In The Sun (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor North Shields.

(R/S) 5.10 House Doctor Hammersmith.

(R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S)

Catch of the day P dd McGuinness’ Paddy M G i game show where quick reflexes are just as vital as good general knowledge returns for a second series tonight, and while the great British public will be chasing Paddy’s dropped balls soon enough, we begin

with two celebrity specials in aid of Sport Relief.

Tonight’s stars playing for a good cause are England netball star Eboni Usoro-Brown and comedian Darren Harriott, facing comic Susan Calman and Strictly pro Johannes Radebe.

Inside TV asked Paddy whether we could expect to see his Top Gear co-stars on a future celeb special, and here’s what he had to say: “They’re very competitive.

It’d be handy for Freddie [Flintoff] – he’s about that height, he’d just take the balls out of the air!”

Welsh rare bits POINTLESS CELEBRITIES | BBC1 7.45PM Noswaith dda! That’s ‘good evening’ in Welsh, in honour of this all-Cymru edition of the quiz that rewards obscure guesses. Joining Xander and Richard for tonight’s show are such Welsh wonders as Hi-DeHi! star Ruth Madoc, West End leading lady and former UK Eurovision entrant Lucie Jones, 60m hurdles world record holder Colin Jackson, ex-Casualty star Charles Dale (Big Mac) and current Casualty star Di Botcher (Jan), musical theatre performers John Owen-Jones and Sophie Evans, and rugby union player Shane Williams. They’re playing for charity, but also for national pride – pob lwc (good luck), all!

BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 5.00-5.10pm Final Score From Northern Ireland BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.20pm Sportscene 11.20 Match Of The Day 12.40am FILM: LA Confidential 2.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.55-6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 1.15pm Weatherman Walking: The Welsh Coast 1.45 Homes Under The Hammer 2.45 Bargain Hunt 3.30-4.30 Escape To The Country BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 6.30pm Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.30-8.00 The Chronicles Of Erne 9.00 QI 9.30 Vic & Bob’s Big Night Out 10.00-10.30 Soft Border Patrol BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 5.30pm Humpback Whales: A Detective Story 6.30-7.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 9.00 FILM: Time And Again 9.30 QI XL 10.15-10.30 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 12.30am Teach My Pet To Do That 1.00-6.00 Nightscreen

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INSIDE TV SATURDAY 29 February Sky Witness Sky Atlantic

It’s not just in church that they’re under pressure either, as Connor returns home to face his mother’s questions over whether he knows anything about Geraint’s death – and the pressure of keeping secrets finally gets too much for him…

HIDDEN | BBC4 9PM Geraint’s memorial brings the whole community together, but listening to the service clearly makes Connor and Mia uneasy – particularly phrases such as “it’s not a time to protect the guilty”.

ROOM 101 | Dave 6PM A triple helping of banishments into Frank Skinner’s bunker of annoyances tonight. First up are Richard Osman, Roisin Conaty and Joan Bakewell, whose pet peeves include selfies, cobblers, and “all the rubbish animals in the zoo”.

6.00 AM Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers.

8.00 The Real A&E 9.00 Sun, Sea And A&E 11.00 Paramedics 1.00 PM UK Border Force 2.00 Nothing To Declare 2.30 Nothing To Declare 3.00 Nothing To Declare 3.30 Nothing To Declare 4.00 Nothing To Declare 4.30 Nothing To Declare 5.00 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.00 Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare

6.00 AM Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 The British 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 PM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Without A Trace Gung Ho. 2.00 Without A Trace Legacy. 3.00 Without A Trace Doppelganger. 4.00 Without A Trace Shadows.

5.00 Without A Trace Two Families. 6.00 Without A Trace The Season.

6.00 AM Monkey Life 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 Monkey Life 7.30 Monkey Life 8.00 Monkey Life 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Modern Family 9.30 Modern Family 10.00 What’s Up TV 10.30 Soccer AM 12.00 PM Cricket’s Funniest Moments 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday Up-to-the-minute scores. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge.

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7.00 Blue Bloods Unwritten Rules: A police officer is killed during an armed robbery.

7.00 Without A Trace Lost And Found: A teenager believes she was kidnapped.

7.00 The Simpsons Behind The Laughter: Spoof behind-the-scenes special.

7.30 Modern Family The Last Thanksgiving.

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8.00 Blue Bloods The City That Never Sleeps: A film star is stabbed while shadowing Danny.

8.00 Without A Trace Bait: A captain is found dead on his yacht.

8.00 A League Of Their Own With Ashley Cole, Noel Fielding and Aisling Bea.

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9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The Longest Night Of Rain: Tucker’s retirement party ends in disaster.

10 pm

10.00 The Good Doctor Influence: Shaun gets some unwanted attention after treating a social influencer.

9.00 Game Change Factbased drama examining the impact of running mate Sarah Palin on John McCain’s unsuccessful presidential campaign. With Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson and Ed Harris. (Cert 12, 135 mins. 2012) +++

9.00 Men In Black A cop joins a secret force policing aliens on Earth, and teams up with a veteran partner to track down a giant insect. Sci-fi comedy, starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. (Cert PG, 98 mins.

1997) ++++

11 pm

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Wednesday’s Child: The team searches for a missing diabetic child.

11.15 Babylon Berlin Crucial evidence falls into Rath’s hands.

11.00 The Russell Howard Hour Topical comedy and entertainment show.

12.00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 2.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 Blue Bloods 4.00 Nothing To Declare 4.30 Nothing To Declare 5.00 Nothing To Declare 5.30-6.00 Nothing To Declare

12.15 AM Oz 1.30 Oz 2.40 Californication 3.15 Californication 3.50 Dolittle: Special 4.00 Fish Town 5.00-6.00 Fish Town

12.00 AM Strike Back: Vendetta 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 The Heist 3.00 Jett 4.00 The Real A&E 4.30 The Real A&E 5.00 The Real A&E 5.30-6.00 The Real A&E

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FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER | E4 11.35PM The Goodmans will soon be returning to our screens with new episodes, so why not take advantage of this re-run of series two in full? It begins with Jonny uncovering a terrible family secret after reading Adam’s teenage diary…

W 6.10 AM The Bill 7.00 The Bill 8.00 The Bill 9.00 The Bill 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point 12.00 PM Tipping Point 1.00 Tipping Point 2.00 Tipping Point 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping Point 7.00 Inside The Ambulance 8.00 Inside The Ambulance 9.00 999 Rescue Squad A car crash victim has to be put into an induced coma at the roadside. 10.00 999 Rescue Squad A 21-yearold man is shot twice in the chest. 11.00 Louis Theroux: Dark States – Trafficking Sex Louis explores the sex trade in Houston. 12.00 AM One Born Every Minute 1.00 Great Ormond Street 1.50 Code Black 2.35 Renovate My Home: Leave It To Bryan 3.00-6.05 Teleshopping

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Alibi 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Murdoch Mysteries 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.00 Murdoch Mysteries 10.00 Miss Marple 12.25 PM Death In Paradise 1.50 Death In Paradise 3.05 Death In Paradise 4.25 Death In Paradise 5.45 Miss Marple 4.50 From Paddington: The sleuth investigates a friend’s claim to have witnessed a murder. 8.10 Death In Paradise Stab In The Dark: A plantation owner is killed during a seance. 9.35 Death In Paradise Hidden Secrets: A surf-school owner is shot dead. 10.55 Death In Paradise Damned If You Do. 12.10 AM The Coroner 1.10 The Coroner 2.15 Ten Days In The Valley 3.10 Murdoch Mysteries 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Sky One

GOLD 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.35 You Rang, M’Lord? 8.30 Porridge 9.10 Keeping Up Appearances 9.50 The Good Life 10.30 Only Fools And Horses 12.20 PM Only Fools And Horses 1.40 Only Fools And Horses 2.20 Only Fools And Horses 3.40 Only Fools And Horses 4.20 Only Fools And Horses 5.00 Only Fools And Horses 5.35 Only Fools And Horses 6.20 Only Fools And Horses 7.00 Only Fools And Horses 7.40 Only Fools And Horses 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 9.00 All Round To Mrs Brown’s 10.20 The Royle Family 11.30 Harry Enfield And Chums 12.10 AM Black Books 1.55 The Royle Family 2.25 You, Me & Them 3.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 3.25 Harry Enfield And Chums 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Com. Central 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Friends 8.35 Friends 9.00 Friends 9.30 Friends 10.00 Friends 10.30 Friends 11.00 FILM Mean Girls 2 (Cert 12, 92 mins. 2011) ++ 1.00 PM My Name Is Earl 1.30 My Name Is Earl 2.00 My Name Is Earl 2.30 My Name Is Earl 3.00 Friends 3.30 Friends 4.00 Friends 4.30 Friends 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends: First Dates 6.00 Friends 6.30 Friends 7.00 FILM Practical Magic (Cert 12, 104 mins. 1998) ++ 9.00 FILM Leap Year (Cert PG, 96 mins. 2010) ++ 11.00 Friends 11.35 Friends 12.00 AM Friends 12.30 Friends: First Dates 1.05 Broad City 2.05 Broad City 3.00 Broad City 3.50 Broad City 4.15 Impractical Jokers 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

FOX 8.00 AM Bull 9.00 Bones 10.00 Bones 11.00 The Mentalist 12.00 PM NCIS 1.00 Bones 2.00 NCIS 3.00 The Mentalist 4.00 NCIS 5.00 NCIS The Searchers.

6.00 The Mentalist Nothing But Blue Skies. 7.00 NCIS Semper Fortis. 8.00 NCIS Grounded. 9.00 Family Guy I Never Met The Dead Man. 9.30 Family Guy Chitty Chitty Death Bang. 10.00 American Dad! Dungeons And Wagons.

10.30 American Dad! Iced, Iced Babies. 11.00 Family Guy Mind Over Murder. 11.30 Family Guy A Hero Sits Next Door. 12.00 AM American Dad! 12.30 American Dad! 1.00 Family Guy 1.30 Family Guy 2.00 American Dad! 2.30 American Dad! 3.00 Family Guy 3.30 Family Guy 4.00 Bull 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping

Sky Comedy 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Everybody Hates Chris 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 The Mindy Project 10.30 The Mindy Project 11.00 The Mindy Project 11.30 The Mindy Project 12.00 PM The Mindy Project 12.30 The Mindy Project 1.00 30 Rock 1.30 30 Rock 2.00 30 Rock 2.30 30 Rock 3.00 30 Rock 3.30 30 Rock 4.00 30 Rock 4.30 30 Rock 5.00 30 Rock 5.30 30 Rock 6.00 30 Rock 6.30 30 Rock 7.00 30 Rock 7.30 30 Rock 8.00 30 Rock 8.30 Miracle Workers 9.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm 9.40 Ballers 10.15 Sex And The City 10.50 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 11.50 Veep 12.25 AM Veep 1.00 Sex And The City 3.55 Everybody Hates Chris 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.30 Cadfael St Peter’s Fair.

9.00 Lovejoy 10.00 Lovejoy 11.00 Sharpe 1.00 PM Auf Wiedersehen, Pet The Return Of The Seven – Part Two. 2.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet A Law For The Rich. 3.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries Space For Murder – Part Two. 4.00 Father Brown The Daughter Of Autolycus. 5.00 Father Brown The Rod Of Asclepius.

6.00 The Brokenwood Mysteries Black Widower.

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7.00 PM Rick Stein’s Long Weekends Bologna: The chef visits the city of Bologna in northern Italy.

8.00 Murdoch Mysteries Brother’s Keeper: The criminal who murdered Detective Watts’ brother is released.

7.00 PM The Seven National, UK-wide and international news.

7.15 Sportscene: Scottish Cup Live St Mirren v Aberdeen: All the action from the sixthround tie at Simple Digital Arena, as the teams contest a place in the semi-finals.

(Kick-off 7.20pm).

9.30 Scotland’s Game Perfect Storm: The dual drivers of money and media that transformed football.

9.00 Hidden The community gathers to mourn the passing of Geraint Ellis.

10.20 Life On Mars Gene fears a serial killer has resurfaced.

10.30 The Scotts Comedy, written by and starring Robert Florence and Iain Connell.

11.40 Kavanagh QC A Stranger In The Family: An old adversary returns.

11.00-12.00 TRNSMT Highlights from last year’s TRNSMT music festival.

10.00 Clive James: Postcard From Cairo 10.50 After The Storm Comedy drama, starring Hiroshi Abe. (Cert PG, 118 mins. 2016) ++++

9.00 Life On Mars Sam puts the team in danger.

Julianne Moore stars as Sarah Palin in the awardwinning Game Change 9pm Sky Atlantic

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1.10 AM The White Princess 2.20 Cadfael 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Hurricane Man 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Aussie Pickers 10.00 Storage Hunters UK 11.00 American Pickers 12.00 PM Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 1.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 3.00 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Scrapyard Supercar 6.00 DON’T MISS! Room 101 8.00 Not Going Out 8.40 Not Going Out 9.20 Not Going Out 10.00 Hypothetical 11.00 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You 12.00 AM Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish 1.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 1.55 Judge Romesh 2.35 Judge Romesh 3.00 Crackanory 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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8.00 South Pacific Endless Blue: An exploration of the marine wildlife of the region.

12.45 AM Top Of The Pops: 1989 1.15 South Pacific 2.15-3.15 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Murder, She Wrote 9.50 Murder, She Wrote 10.55 Murder, She Wrote 11.55 Murder, She Wrote 12.55 PM Murder, She Wrote 2.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 4.05 Murder, She Wrote 5.05 Murder, She Wrote 6.10 Murder, She Wrote 7.10 NCIS: New Orleans 8.05 NCIS: New Orleans 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 11.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The War At Home.

11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.55 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.55 Law & Order: Los Angeles 2.50 Law & Order: Los Angeles 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 High Street TV 8.00 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.20 Two And A Half Men 12.30 PM FILM Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Road Chip Family (Cert U, 90 mins. 2015) ++ 2.25 FILM Maid In Manhattan (Cert PG, 101 mins. 2002) ++ 4.30 FILM Beetlejuice (Cert 15, 89 mins. 1988) ++++ 6.25 FILM Ocean’s Twelve (Cert 12, 121 mins. 2004) ++ 9.00 FILM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (Cert 12, 117 mins. 2011) ++ 11.15 FILM Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (Cert 15, 93 mins.

2015) ++ 1.05 AM FILM George Of The Jungle (Cert U, 87 mins. 1997) +++ 2.55 Botched Up Bodies: Sex & Surgery 3.55 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Ellen 9.30 Dress To Impress 11.30 Celebrity Catchphrase 12.30 PM You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 2.00 FILM Animals United Animated comedy. (Cert U, 92 mins. 2010) ++ 3.55 FILM Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore Comedy sequel. (Cert U, 82 mins. 2010) ++ 5.30 FILM Yes Man Comedy based on the book by Danny Wallace, starring Jim Carrey.

(Cert 12, 104 mins. 2008) ++

7.35 Jurassic World Decades on from the creation of Jurassic Park, a fully operational attraction filled with genetically engineered dinosaurs has been opened on the island. In need of a new attraction, the company behind the park creates an entirely new species – but it quickly escapes to terrorise the tourists. Action adventure sequel, starring Chris Pratt. (Cert 12, 124 mins. 2015) ++++

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6.00 AM Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 6.20 Wife Swap USA 7.05 Don’t Tell The Bride 8.45 FILM Made For You With Love Romance. (Cert PG, 105 mins. 2019) +++ 10.30 The Goldbergs 11.05 Schooled 11.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 2.05 PM The Big Bang Theory 6.50 FILM Home Alone A boy is left to defend his home from burglars when his family jets off to Paris and accidentally leaves him behind. Comedy, starring Macaulay Culkin. (Cert PG, 99 mins. 1990) ++++

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8.55 AM Food Unwrapped 9.30 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 10.25 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 11.30 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 12.35 PM Location, Location, Location 1.35 Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes 2.40 Come Dine With Me 3.15 Come Dine With Me 3.50 Come Dine With Me 4.20 Come Dine With Me 4.50 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Four In A Bed 5.55 Four In A Bed 6.25 Four In A Bed 6.55 Four In A Bed

7.30 Four In A Bed Payment Day: The B&B owners meet for the last time to settle some scores.

9.00 24 Hours In A&E A 35-year-old woman fears a brain tumour has returned.

11.00 Family Guy Grumpy Old Man. 11.30 American Dad! 11.55 American Dad! Anchorfran.

11.35 Friday Night Dinner Buggy: Jonny discovers a secret in Adam’s childhood diary.

11.05 Father Ted New Jack City.

11.40 Father Ted Flight Into Terror: The priests face an untimely death.

12.25 AM The Stand Up Sketch Show 12.55 FILM The Five-Year Engagement (Cert 15, 119 mins. 2012) ++++ 3.15 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

12.10 AM Friday Night Dinner 12.40 Friday Night Dinner 1.15 Friday Night Dinner 1.50 Friday Night Dinner 2.20 Friday Night Dinner 2.50 Gogglebox 3.45 How I Met Your Mother 4.10 How I Met Your Mother 4.35-6.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

12.15 AM 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.15 24 Hours In A&E 2.20 24 Hours In A&E 3.25-3.50 Father Ted

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6.00 AM That’s My Boy Down Under. 6.25 Agatha Christie’s Marple Endless Night. 8.10 Midsomer Murders Hidden Depths. 10.00 Coronation Street Omnibus. 1.00 PM Lewis Generation Of Vipers.

2.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple Sleeping Murder. 5.00 Midsomer Murders Sauce For The Goose. 7.00 Midsomer Murders Crime And Punishment. 9.00 Midsomer Murders Last Man Out: A cricketer is found dead after a match. 11.00 Foyle’s War Killing Time. 1.05 AM Scott & Bailey Detective drama, starring Lesley Sharp and Suranne Jones. 2.00 Long Lost Family 2.55 That’s My Boy An evening of telly is spoiled.3.20 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

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8.00 Car S.O.S Triumph TR4: Fuzz Townshend and 8 Tim Shaw restore a 1962 pm Triumph TR4.

9.00 Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes The leader of a colony of intelligent apes tries to prevent his tribe going to war against the human race. Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Andy Serkis. (Cert 12, 127 mins. 2014) ++++

10.00 Family Guy Killer Queen: Peter and Chris attend a fat camp.

10.30 Family Guy Forget-Me-Not.

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6.00 AM World Of Sport: Petrol Heads 6.15 The Saint 7.20 The Professionals 8.20 The Professionals 9.30 ITV Racing: The Opening Show 10.30 Minder 11.35 The Sweeney 12.40 PM River Monsters Mongolian Mauler.

1.10 Football’s Greatest: Diego Maradona 1.30 ITV Racing: Live From Doncaster 4.00 FILM Bend Of The River Western. (Cert PG, 87 mins.

1952) ++++ 5.50 River Monsters Phantom Assassin.

6.20 Football Rivalries England And Argentina. 6.45 Live Snooker: Players Championship 10.30 FILM Beverly Hills Cop II (Cert 15, 96 mins. 1987) ++ 12.35 AM Fishing Impossible 1.40 Minder 2.40 Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping

10.05 24 Hours In A&E Patients include a barman with a fractured eye socket.

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Little Women: LA 7.50 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 8.50 Be Beautiful 9.00 LittleBe 12.00 PM Be Beautiful 12.10 The Millionaire Matchmaker 1.05 The Real Housewives Of Potomac Cayman We Get Along?. 2.00 The Real Housewives Of Orange County Dance Like No-One Is Watching. 2.55 Sam And Billie Faiers: The Mummy Diaries 4.00 Dinner Date Yasmin. 5.00 Dinner Date Jack. 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 Dinner Date 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 Botched Totally Waisted. 10.00 Totally Unbelievable 11.00 Vanderpump Rules Unfaithful. 12.00 AM Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 7.35 Match Of The Day (R/S) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S) 10.00 Politics England (S) 10.30 The Big Questions (S) 11.30 Wanted Down Under Young Family: (R/S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Newmarket Sawbridgeworth: From the Hertfordshire town of Sawbridgeworth. (R/S) 1.00 BBC News/Weather (S) 1.15 Songs Of Praise Kew Gardens: Aled Jones explores Kew Gardens with Alan Titchmarsh. (S) 1.50 Garden Rescue Makeover show, with Charlie Dimmock. (S) 2.50 Puss In Boots: The Three Diablos (R/S) 3.00 FILM Shrek 2 Animated adventure sequel, with the voice of Mike Myers. (Cert U, 89 mins. 2004) (S) ★★★★ 4.25 Blue Planet II Big Blue: Wildlife that live thousands of kilometres from land. (R/S) 5.25 BBC News (S) 5.45 Regional News/Weather (S) 5.50 Countryfile Gwent Levels. (S)

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BBC2 6.45 AM The Instant Gardener (R/S) 7.35 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Comedians Jamali Maddix and Bobby Mair compete in West Yorkshire. (R/S) 8.35 Countryfile Shaftesbury: (R/S) 9.30 Beechgrove Repotted Gardens On The Edge: (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Matt Tebbutt presents highlights of the series. (S) 11.30 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman Jasper Carrott: (S) 12.00 PM FILM Scott Of The Antarctic Fact-based drama, starring John Mills, Derek Bond and Kenneth More. (Cert U, 105 mins. 1948) (S) ★★★★ 1.45 Cycling: Track World Championships 2020 Day Four: Coverage of day four in Berlin. (S) 4.30 Winter’s Weirdest Events Unusual natural events that occur during the season. (R/S) 5.00 The World’s Most Extraordinary Homes Israel: Piers Taylor and Caroline Quentin explore four homes in Israel. (R/S)

8pm Top Gear

ITV 6.00 AM CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV News (S) 9.30 Ainsley’s Caribbean Kitchen Dominica: Ainsley Harriott takes a culinary tour of Dominica. (R/S) 10.30 Living On The Veg Luke Robinson: Recipes for Chinese dish crispy duck pancakes, spicy cauli wings and miso glazed aubergine. (S) 11.35 The Voice UK Emma Willis hosts the second episode of the Battle rounds. (R/S) 12.55 PM ITV News/ Weather (S) 1.05 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway Anne-Marie takes to the stage for the End Of The Show Show. (R/S) 2.35 FILM Uncle Buck A good-natured slob gets a taste of responsibility when he is called upon to look after his trouble-making nephew and nieces. Comedy, starring John Candy and Macaulay Culkin. (Cert 12, 99 mins. 1989) (S) ★★★ 4.35 Celebrity Catchphrase (R/S) 5.30 ITV News/Weather (S) 5.45 Regional News/Weather (S)

8pm McDonald & Dodds

Channel 4 6.00 AM The King Of Queens Multiple Plots. (R/S) 6.25 The King Of Queens Trash Talker. (R/S) 6.50 Everybody Loves Raymond The Ball. (R/S) 7.15 Everybody Loves Raymond Debra’s Sick. (R/S) 7.40 The Big Bang Theory The Date Night Variable. (R/S) 8.00 The Big Bang Theory The Decoupling Fluctuation. (R/S) 8.25 Beat The Chef (R/S) 9.00 Beat The Chef (R/S) 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S) 12.30 PM The Simpsons Mr Spritz Goes To Washington. (R/S) 12.55 The Simpsons CE D’oh. (R/S) 1.25 The Simpsons Three Gays Of The Condo. (R/S) 1.55 FILM Ice Age: Continental Drift Animated comedy sequel, with the voice of Ray Romano, Queen Latifah, Jennifer Lopez, Nick Frost and Peter Dinklage. (Cert U, 84 mins. 2012) (S) ★★★ 3.35 The Secret Life Of The Zoo (R/S) 4.35 A Place In The Sun (R/S) 5.35 Channel 4 News/Weather (S)

8pm My Family And The Galapagos

6.50 Doctor Who The Timeless Children: The Cybermen are on the march and as the last remaining humans are ruthlessly hunted down, Graham, Ryan and Yaz face a terrifying fight to survive.

Civilisations fall and others rise anew, while lies are exposed, truths are revealed and battles are fought. And for the Doctor – trapped and alone – nothing will ever be the same again.

Last in the series. (S)

6.00 Back In Time For The Corner Shop A family of five works in a corner shop to reveal how such businesses have changed over the course of the past century. (R/S)

8.00 Antiques Roadshow Battle Abbey 1: Fiona Bruce and the team visit Battle Abbey in East Sussex, where a Beatles guitar with an enviable history turns out to be one of the most valuable items ever seen on the show. (S)

8.00 Top Gear Paddy McGuinness, Freddie Flintoff and Chris Harris put the fire brigade, the police and the ambulance service to the test to see whose vehicles are the fastest. Last in the series. (S)

9.00 Last Tango In Halifax Alan and Celia’s relationship comes under increasing strain, Ted’s arrival from New Zealand raises questions and Raff is speechless as a giraffe turns up at Far Slack Farm. (S)

9.00 Win The Wilderness: Alaska The two remaining couples pay a visit to the empty property without Duane and Rena, to get a sense of what their new life in the wilderness will really be like. Last in the series. (S)

10.00 BBC News (S) 10.20 Regional News/Weather (S) 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman reviews the day’s Premier League action. (S)

10.00 The Ranganation Topical comedy show hosted by Romesh Ranganathan. With guest Sara Pascoe. (R/S) 10.45 Frankie Boyle’s Tour Of Scotland Oban To Glasgow. (R/S)

10.00 ITV News/Weather (S) 10.15 Harry Redknapp’s Sandbanks Summer John Barnes and Chris Kamara visit. (R/S) 10.40 Car Crime: Caught On Camera Documentary.(R/S)

10.05 Gogglebox Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas. (R/S)

11.30 Football Stars In Bad Cars Fulham team-mates Tom Cairney, Steven Sessegnon and Marcus Bettinelli drive a £2,000 hatchback for the day and play games set

by BBC Radio 1’s Chris Stark via the car radio. The players then pass the car on to Norwich City after giving it a makeover so that it is even more embarrassing to drive.

(S) 11.55-6.00 BBC News (S)

11.15 FILM Manchester By The Sea A man returns to his home town when his brother dies and he is named guardian of his teenage nephew. (Cert 15, 134 mins. 2016) (S) ★★★★★ 1.30 AM Sign Zone: Question Time (R/S) 2.30 Sign Zone: Fraud Squad NHS (R/S) 3.15 Sign Zone: Holby City (R/S) 4.15 Sign Zone: Holby City (R/S) 5.10-6.00 This Is BBC Two (S)

11.35 Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest Airport Staff at Heathrow airport contend with drunken passengers, drugs and drones, while Sue and Demi deal with an extra load of passengers after a closure at Gatwick airport. (R/S) 12.00 AM Ideal World 3.00 Australian Wilderness With Ray Mears Kakadu Wetlands: (R/S) 3.25 Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 Judge Rinder (R/S)

11.00 FILM Paper Towns Romantic mystery, starring Nat Wolff. (Cert 12, 109 mins. 2015) (S) ★★★ 1.05 AM FILM Stoker Thriller, starring Mia Wasikowska. (Cert 18, 94 mins. 2013) (S) ★★★★ 2.40 Come Dine With Me Northampton. (R/S) 3.35 Grand Designs (R/S) 4.30 Location, Location, Location Kent Coast. (R/S) 5.25 Cooking Up A Fortune (R/S) 5.50-6.30 Countdown (R/S)

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7.00 Russia With Simon Reeve The traveller witnesses a commemoration of the Second World War in the city of Irkutsk, and meets a Siberian community who worship a man claiming to be the reincarnation of Christ. (R/S)

6.00 Dancing On Ice Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby host the semi-final of the skating contest, in which the celebrities must each perform two routines for judges Jayne Torvill, Christopher Dean, Ashley Banjo and John Barrowman in the hope of winning a place in next week’s grand final. Plus, a performance by Cirque du Soleil: Crystal. (S)

6.05 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces The architect meets a Cornish couple working to restore a luxury American trailer. (R/S)

8.00 McDonald & Dodds The Fall Of The House Of Crockett: Mystery drama set in Bath, where the wildly ambitious DCI McDonald finds herself paired with the shy, modest DS Dodds, who has languished on the shelf for most of his working life.

However, it soon turns out the unassuming sergeant has a hidden talent for puzzle solving. Their first case sees the pair looking into the shooting of a homeless man in the deserted mansion of local industrialist Max Crockett. Jason Watkins and Tala Gouveia star as the detectives. (S)

8.00 My Family And The Galapagos As their stay on the Galapagos draws to a close, Monty Halls and his family find out what is being done to protect the islands and their endangered wildlife. Last in the series. (S)

7.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down In the quarter-final, the five remaining potters face two tough challenges, including producing two ginger jars around a pit fire. (R/S)

9.00 Homeland False Friends: Carrie arranges a meeting, Haqqani finds trouble at home and Saul cuts a deal. Thriller, starring Claire Danes and Mandy Patinkin. (S)

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Channel 5 6.00 AM Milkshake! 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants Cave Dwelling Sponge. (S) 10.15 The Loud House A Tale Of Two Tables. (R/S) 10.25 Access (S) 10.30 WWE Raw Highlights (S) 11.35 Friends The One Where Monica And Richard Are Just Friends. (R/S) 12.00 PM Friends The One With Phoebe’s Ex-Partner. (R/S) 12.30 Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break. (R/S) 1.05 Friends The One The Morning After. (R/S) 1.35 FILM Hailey Dean Mysteries: Dating Is Murder Premiere. Crime drama, starring Kellie Martin and Viv Leacock. (Cert PG, 88 mins. 2017) (S) ★★★ 3.25 FILM Hailey Dean Mysteries.

2 + 2 = Murder Premiere. Crime drama, starring Kellie Martin and Giacomo Baessato.

(Cert PG, 105 mins. 2018) (S) ★★★ 5.10 5 News Update (S) 5.15 Balmoral: A Hidden History A behind-the-scenes look at the secluded royal retreat. (R/S)

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9pm Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday

7.00 All The Queen’s Horses Documentary exploring the Queen and her family’s love of horses, and insiders add their tales of how this equine affection developed. (S)

8.00 When All Inclusive Holidays Go Horribly Wrong Holidaymakers discuss their dream break which turned into a nightmare. They include a nurse whose Crete family vacation was ruined by a construction site next to their hotel. (S) 9.00 Rich Holiday, Poor Holiday Morocco v Caravaning: Cheshire entrepreneur Jude Cisse and her family have a caravan break in Devon, while the hard-up McQueens from Peckham enjoy Jude’s private villa in Morocco. (S) 10.00 Secrets Of The Mega Cruise Ship Cruise Ship: Documentary following life aboard the MSC Seaside, one of the biggest cruise ships in the world. (R/S)

11.30 When... Goes Horribly Wrong (R/S) 12.50 AM Access (S) 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S) 3.00 Access (S) 3.10 The Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out The Blue Inn. (R/S) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R/S) 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor Compilation 1. (R/S) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S)

Relative tension “W can’t “We ’ ffallll out, can we?” asks Celia of Alan at the top of tonight’s episode, in the wake of her rather harsh words to Gillian. “No,” Alan assures her, “and we’re not going to.” But we can’t help feeling that there’s something not quite right

between them – it’s not tension, exactly, but definitely a sense of two people who aren’t as aligned as they once were. Still, if there’s one guaranteed way to relieve the pressure on a relationship, it’s having family come to stay, right? Er, right?

Maybe this isn’t the ideal time for Ted’s visit after all…

At least Caroline and Gillian are still getting on well. Gillian even suggests some places where “posh lesbians” might go to find a date – prompting Caroline to open up about Ruth.

Cyber threat DOCTOR WHO | BBC1 6.50PM We’ve reached finale time once again, so expect nothing less than the fate of the universe to be at stake in this bumper-length adventure. As we’ve come to expect, details of exactly what’s going down in tonight’s episode are being quite closely guarded, but we do know that the Cybermen are on the march and determined to find the last remaining humans – which means that Graham, Yaz and Ryan are in serious danger.

This is the sort of situation where the Doctor would be pretty handy to have around – but she’s trapped and alone, so things are looking pretty bleak for all concerned…

BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.00-10.30am Politics Scotland 11.30am Sportscene 12.15am Football Stars In Bad Cars 12.35 Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40-6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 10.00-10.30am Politics Wales 1.50pm Puss In Boots: The Three Diablos 2.05 FILM: Shrek 2 3.25 Blue Planet II 4.25 Weatherman Walking The Welsh Coast 4.55-5.25 Tudur’s TV Flashback 10.30-11.30 BBC Wales Live Debates BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 10.00pm QI 10.45-11.15 Sunday Politics Northern Ireland BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 6.00-7.00pm Scrum VS Sunday 10.00 Frankie Boyle’s Tour Of Scotland 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 11.30 The Ranganation 12.15am Live At The Apollo 1.00-1.30 Grand Tours Of Scotland SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 12.00am Through The Keyhole 1.00-5.05 Nightscreen YORKSHIRE as Main ITV except: 5.45-6.00pm ITV News Calendar

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in his scrotum, in terms of what it means for both his This three-part series – based health and his upcoming date on the award-winning stage with Rachael, who he’s fancied play of the same name – is for a long time. But Mick’s an exploration of friendship, efforts to hide the problem family, grief and, well, testicles. end up backfiring massively, 15-year-old Mick is alarmed and he’s not sure he can face when he discovers a swelling talking to the doctor…

6.00 AM Nothing To Declare The work of customs officers in Australia.

9.00 Sun, Sea And A&E British tourists hospitalised abroad.12.00 PM Stop, Search, Seize The work of Ireland’s border force.

1.00 UK Border Force 2.00 Nothing To Declare 2.30 Nothing To Declare 3.00 Nothing To Declare 3.30 Nothing To Declare 4.00 Nothing To Declare 4.30 Nothing To Declare 5.00 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.00 Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare

6.00 AM Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets Ireland. 7.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 8.00 The British 9.00 Without A Trace In The Dark. 10.00 Without A Trace Thou Shalt Not. 11.00 Without A Trace Light Years. 12.00 PM Without A Trace Upstairs, Downstairs.

1.00 Without A Trace American Goddess. 2.00 Without A Trace Nickel And Dimed – Part One. 3.00 Without A Trace Nickel And Dimed – Part Two. 4.00 Blue Bloods 5.00 Blue Bloods 6.00 Blue Bloods

6.00 AM Hour Of Power 7.00 Monkey Life 7.30 Monkey Life 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Modern Family 9.30 Modern Family 10.00 The Simpsons 10.30 The Simpsons 11.00 The Simpsons 11.30 The Simpsons 12.00 PM Magnum P.I. A Bullet Named Fate. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Impact.

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7.00 Ghost Whisperer The Prophet: A spectre gives Melinda a shocking vision.

7.00 Blue Bloods Innocence: Erin reopens one of Frank’s old cases.

7.00 The Simpsons Tennis The Menace.

7.30 The Simpsons Thanksgiving Of Horror.

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8.00 Ghost Whisperer The Gathering: Melinda and Professor Payne search for Gabriel.

8.00 Blue Bloods A Night On The Town: Danny tries to juggle work and romance.

8.00 Magnum P.I. Blood Brothers: Thomas searches for an Afghan who may have been a victim of trafficking.

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9.00 The Rookie Safety: Officers Bradford and West are tasked with a community policing project.

9.00 Game Of Thrones The Wolf And The Lion: A suspicious death threatens to overshadow the tournament.

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 O ’oe, A ’owau, Nalo Ia Mea (You And Me, It Is Hidden): Adam’s girlfriend Tamiko is kidnapped in front of him.

10 pm

10.00 Criminal Minds Spectator Slowing: The BAU team look deeper into a series of random explosions.

10.10 Game Of Thrones A Golden Crown: Ned investigates rumours about the Lannisters.

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Mother: A former black ops agent seeks revenge on Hetty.

11 pm

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Gambler’s Fallacy: Rollins makes a deal with the managers of a club.

11.20 The Outsider Foxhead: A family visiting a local cave festival narrowly avoids a dangerous encounter.

11.00 SEAL Team Danger Crossing: The unit is sent to rescue a marine pilot shot down in enemy territory.

12.00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.00 Ghost Whisperer 2.00 Ghost Whisperer 3.00 Nothing To Declare 3.30 Nothing To Declare 4.00 Nothing To Declare 4.30 Nothing To Declare 5.00 Nothing To Declare 5.30-6.00 Nothing To Declare

12.30 AM Oz 1.45 Life Itself: Special 2.00 The Outsider 3.10 The End 3.50 Dolittle: Special 4.00 Urban Secrets 5.00-6.00 The British

12.00 AM S.W.A.T. 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Air Ambulance ER 5.00-6.00 Air Ambulance ER

MY LEFT NUT | BBC3 6AM

THE CASUAL VACANCY | Drama 10PM A hugely starry cast, including Michael Gambon, Rory Kinnear and Keeley Hawes, plays out this adaptation of JK Rowling’s first novel for adults. A vacancy on the parish council in a Cotswolds village becomes an unexpectedly vicious battle…

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STAR TREK: DISCOVERY | E4 11PM Burnham and Lorca are sent out to the imperial flagship ISS Charon to deliver a special ‘gift’ for the Emperor – and you know those inverted commas mean it’s a gift that should be handled with caution. But there’s also a shock in store for Burnham…

W 6.05 AM Renovate My Home: Leave It To Bryan 6.30 Tipping Point 7.25 Tipping Point 8.25 Tipping Point 9.25 Tipping Point 10.30 Doctor Who 12.00 PM Doctor Who 1.00 Doctor Who 2.00 Doctor Who 3.00 Doctor Who Flesh And Stone. 4.00 Doctor Who The Vampires Of Venice.

5.00 Sun, Sea And Brides To Be 6.00 Sun, Sea And Brides To Be 7.00 The Wedding Fixer Adam And Daniel. 8.00 The World According To Kids Love & Hate. 9.00 Louis Theroux: Drinking To Oblivion 10.00 Stacey Dooley In The USA Girls Behind Bars. 11.00 Plus Size Love 12.00 AM One Born Every Minute 1.00 Great Ormond Street 1.50 Code Black 2.35 Renovate My Home: Leave It To Bryan 3.00-6.10 Teleshopping

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Alibi 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.40 Miss Marple 10.00 Death In Paradise 11.20 Death In Paradise 12.40 PM Death In Paradise 2.00 The Coroner First Love. 3.00 The Coroner How To Catch A Lobster. 4.00 The Coroner That’s The Way To Do It. 5.00 Father Brown The Upcott Fraternity. 6.00 Father Brown The Kembleford Boggart. 7.00 Father Brown The Lair Of The Libertines.

8.00 Father Brown The Truth In The Wine. 9.00 Carter Harley Wears A Wig: Harley takes on his his very first solo case as a private investigator.

10.00 Murdoch Mysteries Toronto The Bad. 11.00 Frankie Drake Mysteries 12.00 AM The Gulf 2.10 Ten Days In The Valley 3.00 Ten Days In The Valley 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Sky One

GOLD 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.15 The Piglet Files 7.40 You Rang, M’Lord? 8.40 As Time Goes By 9.20 Only Fools And Horses 10.40 Only Fools And Horses Christmas Special 11.20 Only Fools And Horses 12.00 PM Only Fools And Horses 12.40 Only Fools And Horses 1.20 Only Fools And Horses 2.00 Only Fools And Horses 3.05 Only Fools And Horses 4.20 Only Fools And Horses 5.00 Only Fools And Horses 5.40 Only Fools And Horses Christmas Special 6.15 Only Fools And Horses 8.40 Dad’s Army 9.20 The Royle Family 9.55 The Royle Family 10.30 Harry Enfield And Chums 11.10 Upstart Crow 1.20 AM Black Books 2.40 Harry Enfield And Chums 3.10 Marley’s Ghosts 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Com. Central 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Bob’s Burgers 8.35 Friends 9.00 Friends 9.30 Friends 10.00 Friends 10.25 Friends 10.55 Friends 11.30 FILM Annie (Cert PG, 115 mins.

2014) ++ 2.00 PM Friends 2.30 Friends 3.00 Friends 3.30 Friends 4.00 Friends: First Dates 4.30 Friends 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Friends 6.30 Friends 7.00 Friends 7.30 Friends 8.00 Friends 9.00 FILM Deep Blue Sea (Cert 15, 101 mins.

1999) +++ 11.00 Al Murray Live – Barrel Of Fun 12.00 AM FILM Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Comedy, starring Rob Corddry and Clark Duke. (Cert 15, 93 mins. 2015) ++ 1.00 Broad City 2.00 Broad City 3.25 South Park 3.50 South Park 4.15 Impractical Jokers 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

FOX 8.00 AM Bull 9.00 Bones 10.00 Bones 11.00 The Mentalist 12.00 PM Bones 1.00 NCIS House Rules. 2.00 NCIS Check. 3.00 Bones The Man With The Bone. 4.00 The Mentalist Orange Blossom Ice-Cream. 5.00 Bones The Man In The Morgue. 6.00 Bones The Graft In The Girl.

7.00 NCIS Musical Chairs.

8.00 NCIS IRL. 9.00 NCIS The Enemy Within. 10.00 Family Guy Con Heiress.

10.30 Family Guy I Never Met The Dead Man. 11.00 Family Guy Chitty Chitty Death Bang.

11.30 Family Guy Mind Over Murder. 12.00 AM Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 1.00 Family Guy 1.30 Family Guy 2.00 The Walking Dead 3.00 American Dad! 3.30 American Dad! 4.00 Bull 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping

Sky Comedy 6.00 AM Teleshopping 6.30 Teleshopping 8.00 Everybody Hates Chris 8.20 Everybody Hates Chris 9.00 The Mindy Project 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 The Mindy Project 10.30 The Mindy Project 11.00 The Mindy Project 11.30 The Mindy Project 12.00 PM The Mindy Project 12.30 The Mindy Project 1.00 Parks And Recreation 8.30 A.P. Bio 9.00 Saturday Night Live 10.30 Pete Holmes: Faces And Sounds 11.40 The Righteous Gemstones 12.20 AM Work In Progress 12.55 Curb Your Enthusiasm 1.35 Ballers 2.10 Rosie O’Donnell: A Heartfelt Standup 3.25 Everybody Hates Chris 3.55 Everybody Hates Chris 4.25 Everybody Hates Chris 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Doctor Finlay Stolen Lives. 8.00 Doctor Finlay Burning Bridges. 9.00 The Bill Expose. 10.00 The Bill Confessions Of A Killer. 11.00 The Bill Inferno. 12.00 PM The Bill Moving On. 12.30 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates How Time Flies. 1.30 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates Something To Treasure. 2.30 Cranford June 1842. 3.30 Cranford August 1842. 4.30 Cranford November 1842.

5.30 Cranford April 1843.

6.30 Cranford May 1843.

Steve McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) investigates three homicides in Hawaii Five-0 9pm Sky One

BBC Scotland

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BBC4

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 7.10 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.40 Ellen 9.15 Dress To Impress 12.15 PM Celebrity Catchphrase 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Top 100 Animals 2.20 FILM The Secret Life Of Pets (Cert U, 87 mins. 2016) ++++ 4.10 FILM Sing (Cert U, 108 mins. 2016) ++++ 6.20 FILM Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Sci-fi prequel. (Cert 12, 133 mins. 2016) +++++

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6.00 AM Hollyoaks 8.30 Rude(ish) Tube 9.00 Man With A Plan 11.00 The Goldbergs 11.30 Schooled 12.00 PM FILM Romance Retreat Premiere. Romantic comedy, starring Amanda Schull. (Cert PG, 90 mins. 2019) +++ 1.50 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 1.55 The Big Bang Theory 3.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5.30 FILM Home Alone 2: Lost In New York Comedy sequel, starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern. (Cert PG, 115 mins. 1992) +++

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8.55 AM Car S.O.S Subaru Impreza. 9.55 Car S.O.S Messerschmitt KR200. 10.55 Car S.O.S Triumph TR4.

11.55 Come Dine With Me North Kent. 12.30 PM Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Come Dine With Me 2.05 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Four In A Bed 3.10 Four In A Bed 3.40 Four In A Bed 4.10 Four In A Bed 4.45 Four In A Bed 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.25 Come Dine With Me 6.55 Come Dine With Me

7.30 Miss Marple A Caribbean Mystery: The shrewd spinster is sent to convalesce in the tropical paradise of Barbados, where she finds life decidedly dull – until a grisly double murder breaks the monotony and presents her with an unforeseen opportunity to do some serious sleuthing.

Feature-length mystery, starring Joan Hickson, Donald Pleasence and Adrian Lukis.

7.00 PM The Seven News.

7.15 Sportscene Including St Johnstone v Celtic.

7.00 PM Natural World: Attenborough’s Fabulous Frogs David Attenborough examines the world of frogs.

8.00 Fish Town There is a birthday celebration on board Westro. Last in the series.

8.30 Fight Like A Girl

8.00 The Science Of Doctor Who Brian Cox examines the science behind the long-running sci-fi series.

9.00 Partition: Legacy Of The Line Sanjeev Kohli and Aasmah Mir discuss the lasting impact of partition.

9.00 Britain’s Lost Masterpieces Belfast: Assessing the value of works at the Ulster Museum. Last in the series.

9.00 Ibiza Weekender A determined El Jefe plans to get tough on the team and end all the recent dramas.

10.00 The Casual Vacancy Drama based on the novel

by JK Rowling.

10.00 Two Doors Down Beth’s hopes of a nice Sunday lunch are dashed.

10.30 Scot Squad Spoof police documentary.

10.00 Britain’s Outlaws: Highwaymen, Pirates And Rogues Pirates: Examining piracy during the early 18th century.

10.00 Family Guy 10.30 Family Guy Leggo My Meg-O: Meg is kidnapped while travelling across Europe.

11.20 The Last Post Joe is assigned to recover incriminating photographs.

11.00-12.00 Seven Days News, sport and entertainment stories.

11.00 Alan Bennett’s Diaries Profile of the writer, following him at home in Yorkshire and in New York.

11.00 Family Guy Meg & Quagmire.

11.30 American Dad! Daesong Heavy Industries.

11.55 American Dad!

11.00 Star Trek: Discovery 11.55 The Big Bang Theory

11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Wiltshire’s emergency services deal with people who live alone.

12.00 AM FILM The History Boys (Cert 15, 107 mins.

2006) ++++ 1.50 The Secret Life Of Children’s Books 2.20-3.20 Britain’s Lost Masterpieces

12.25 AM The Cleveland Show 12.55 The Stand Up Sketch Show 1.25 Timewasters 1.55 Timewasters 2.25 Don’t Hate The Playaz 3.20 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

12.25 AM The Big Bang Theory 12.55 Brooklyn NineNine 1.25 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.55 The Sex Clinic 3.00 Star Trek: Discovery 3.45-6.00 Hollyoaks

12.05 AM Emergency Helicopter Medics 1.15 999: On The Front Line 2.15 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3.15-3.50 Father Ted

12.40 AM Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 1.40 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 2.40 The White Princess 4.006.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Hurricane Man 8.00 Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 9.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race 10.00 Top Gear 11.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 1.00 PM Drug Wars 1.30 Drug Wars 2.00 Aussie Pickers 3.00 American Pickers 4.00 Room 101 6.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race 7.00 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 9.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 10.00 QI XL: Pubs 11.00 The Misadventures Of Romesh Ranganathan 12.00 AM Mock The Week 12.40 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 1.40 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience 3.00 The Misadventures Of Romesh Ranganathan 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera 9.25 FILM Columbo: Suitable For Framing 10.55 FILM Columbo: The Most Crucial Game 12.30 PM FILM Columbo: Playback 2.00 FILM Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle 3.35 FILM Columbo Goes To College 5.25 FILM Columbo: The Most Dangerous Match 7.00 FILM Columbo: The Conspirators 9.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Blasters. 10.55 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Weeping Willow. 11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Girls Disappeared. 12.55 AM Law & Order: Los Angeles 2.50 Chicago PD 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 High Street TV 8.00 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.20 Two And A Half Men 12.50 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.55 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

2.55 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 3.55 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 4.55 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 5.55 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 7.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 9.00 FILM Ocean’s Thirteen Comedy crime caper sequel. (Cert PG, 122 mins.

2007) +++ 11.25 FILM Angels & Demons Thriller sequel. (Cert 12, 138 mins.

2009) +++ 2.05 AM By The Sea & Signing On 3.05 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

7.25 Come Dine With Me Merseyside: Jamie Somers hosts the final Merseyside dinner party.

ITV3

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6.00 AM That’s My Boy Go Jump In A Fountain. 6.30 Coronation Street 29/02/2020 – Omnibus. 9.25 Emmerdale 01/03/2020 – Omnibus.

12.45 PM Midsomer Murders Dead In The Water. 2.50 Midsomer Murders Orchis Fatalis. 4.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot The Third Floor Flat.

6.00 Midsomer Murders Schooled In Murder. 8.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 9.00 Joanna Lumley’s Trans-Siberian Adventure Joanna embarks on a 6,400-mile journey.

10.00 Midsomer Murders 12.10 AM Scott & Bailey 1.10 Scott & Bailey 2.10 The Halcyon Garland has an encounter with a figure from his past. 3.00 Emmerdale 5.45-6.00 Nightscreen

8.00 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen The shapechanging robots fight for control of a machine hidden somewhere on Earth with the power to destroy planets. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. (Cert 12, 149 mins.

2009) ++

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6.00 AM World Of Sport: TV Firsts 6.10 Auto Mundial 6.45 The Motorbike Show 7.50 FILM How The West Was Won Epic Western. (Cert PG, 157 mins. 1962) ++++ 10.55 FILM Bend Of The River Western. (Cert PG, 87 mins. 1952) ++++ 12.45 PM Live Snooker: Players Championship 2020 Final: First Session. 4.30 The Sweeney 5.35 Mr Bean 6.40 Goals Of The 90s 6.50 Live Snooker: Players Championship 2020 Final: Second Session. 11.15 FILM Zero Dark Thirty Kathryn Bigelow’s fact-based drama, starring Jessica Chastain.

(Cert 15, 157 mins. 2012) ++++ 2.20 AM Football Rivalries 2.40 Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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8.00 Emergency Helicopter Medics In Hartlepool, the heli-medics 8 pm are tasked with treating a man hit by a train.

9.00 999: On The Front Line Paramedics treat a woman with brittle bone disease.

10.00 24 Hours In A&E A staff nurse is attacked by a prisoner awaiting treatment.

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Little Women: LA 7.50 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 8.50 Be Beautiful 9.00 LittleBe 12.00 PM Be Beautiful 12.10 Income Property 12.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 2.30 The Real Housewives Of New York City 3.25 The Real Housewives Of New York City 4.25 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.20 Bethenny & Fredrik 5.45 Bethenny & Fredrik 6.15 The Bachelor 8.00 Sam And Billie Faiers: The Mummy Diaries 9.00 Botched 10.00 The Real Housewives Of Potomac 11.00 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 12.00 AM Growing Up Chrisley 12.30 Growing Up Chrisley 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping

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INSIDE TV MONDAY 2 March BBC1 6 am

6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal (S) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer Two properties in south-east London. (R/S) 11.00 Wanted Down Under Daniels: (R/S) 11.45 Saved On Camera (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Peterborough 14: From Peterborough. (S) 1.00 BBC News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors Hound Dog: Daniel and Zara have fun trying to keep a secret. (S) 2.15 Moving On Time Out: New series. Drama, starring Tom McKay and Angel Coulby. (S) 3.00 Escape To The Country Wiltshire: A couple returning from Sweden hope to find a home in Wiltshire. (S) 3.45 Money For Nothing New series. Sarah Moore visits Wallyford Recycling Centre in East Lothian (S) 4.30 Ready Steady Cook New series.

Rylan Clark-Neal hosts a revival of the culinary contest. (S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S)

10.35pm This Country

6 pm

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11 pm

BBC2 6.00 AM Flog It! Blackburn Cathedral: (R/S) 6.45 Bargain Hunt Detling 10: (R/S) 7.30 Sign Zone: Best Home Cook (R/S) 8.30 The Week In Parliament (S) 9.00 BBC News At 9 (S) 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) 12.15 PM Politics Live Updates from Westminster and beyond. (S) 1.00 Hardball Quiz, hosted by Ore Oduba. (R/S) 1.45 Best House In Town St Albans: Terraced: Properties in St Albans, Hertfordshire, are judged by neighbours. (R/S) 2.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip Weymouth: (R/S) 3.00 Red Rock (R/S) 3.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge Converted Leisure Centre: Three hopefuls transform bedrooms in a former leisure centre. (R/S) 4.45 Portillo’s State Secrets Crime And Punishment: Michael Portillo trawls through the National Archives. (R/S) 5.15 Flog It! Presented by Paul Martin. (S)

10pm Inside No 9

ITV 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment and fashion news.

(S) 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women Celebrity interviews and topical studio discussion from a female perspective.

(S) 1.30 Lunchtime News/Weather (S) 1.55 Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras follow Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Tenable That’s Showquiz: Five friends with a shared love of music and dance compete. (R/S) 3.59 ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh asks the questions as four contestants as a team to take on a ruthless quiz genius and secure a cash prize. (S)

9pm Liar

Channel 4 6.30 AM Cheers Coach Returns To Action.

(R/S) 6.55 Cheers Endless Slumper. (R/S) 7.25 The King Of Queens Precedent Nixin’. (R/S) 7.45 The King Of Queens Foe – Pa. (R/S) 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond Who’s Handsome?. (R/S) 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond The Car. (R/S) 9.10 Frasier Look Before You Leap. (R/S) 9.40 Frasier High Crane Drifter. (R/S) 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada (R/S) 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Capri. (R/S) 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/Weather Summary (S) 12.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O’Brien visit Swindon and Chippenham.

(R/S) 1.05 Posh Pawn James test drives a high-performance motorbike on sale for £35,000. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 A Place In The Sun (R/S) 4.00 A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now? (S) 5.00 Come Dine With Me Liverpool. (R/S)

9pm Prison

6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather (S) 6.30 Regional News (S)

6.00 Richard Osman’s House Of Games With Chizzy Akudolu, Miles Jupp, Amol Rajan and Ellie Taylor. (S) 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Newry To Portadown. (R/S)

6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S)

6.00 The Simpsons (R/S) 6.30 Hollyoaks Warren is on the warpath after Liam’s latest stunt and Diane struggles to keep a secret. (R/S)

7.00 The One Show With Alex Jones and Matt Baker. (S) 7.30 Inside Out Regional documentary. (S)

7.00 Coastal Path Paul Rose explores the north Cornish coast.

(R/S) 7.30 Mastermind Specialist subjects include John Lennon and Lorenzo de’ Medici. (S)

7.00 Emmerdale April receives an unwelcome message regarding her dad. (S) 7.30 Coronation Street Daniel bags up Sinead’s belongings for Beth. (S)

7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather (S)

8.00 EastEnders Keegan and Tiffany are stunned to bump into a burglar escaping from their flat. (S) 8.30 Spying On The Scammers – Panorama A report on fraudsters operating call centre scams in India. (S)

8.00 Only Connect Orwellians v Turophiles: The Orwellians take on the Turophiles in the last quarter-final.

(S) 8.30 University Challenge The sixth of the quarter-final matches. (S)

8.00 St Davids – Britain’s Smallest City New series. The busiest tourist season in the city’s history. (S) 8.30 Coronation Street The Barlows and Platts get set for Adam and Sarah’s wedding. (S)

8.00 Starbucks & Nespresso: The Truth About Your Coffee – Dispatches A report on children picking coffee beans used by two major brands. (S) 8.30 Food Unwrapped Helen Lawal searches for the secret to perfectly shelled walnuts. (S)

9.00 The Split Secrets come out and lies unravel as Hannah deals with the fallout from her anniversary Party, while the Noble Hale Defoe team attends an awards ceremony for Ruth. (S)

9.00 Murder 24/7 Cromwell - Part One: Detectives and specialists investigate a double stabbing in Colchester’s homeless community that leaves Carl Hopkins dead and the other victim seriously injured. (S)

9.00 Liar New series. Andrew’s body is found on the Kent marshes, but Laura once again finds herself drawn into his destructive path.

Return of the thriller, starring Joanne Froggatt. (S)

9.00 Prison The emotionally charged difficulties of being a mother in prison, with staff at Foston Hall believing that keeping family contact is vital to reduce reoffending. Last in the series. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.25 Regional News/Weather (S) 10.35 This Country Cynthia: An infamous Mucklowe family member returns to the village. (S)

10.00 Inside No 9 Thinking Out Loud: Seven disparate characters share their stories. (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

10.00 ITV News At Ten/Weather (S) 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) 10.45 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King The opening instalment in a three-part documentary. (R/S)

10.00 Baghdad Central Zubeida Rashid offers to help Khafaji find Sawsan, while a murder in the Green Zone wrecks Parodi’s investigation and brings him into conflict with Temple and Evans. (S)

11.05 Young, Welsh And Pretty Minted Gonth makes a new friend. (S) 11.35 Live At The Apollo Jon Richardson, Sara Pascoe And Nathan Caton: Jon Richardson hosts an evening at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, performing himself as well as introducing routines by Sara Pascoe and Nathan Caton. (R/S) 12.20 AM A Question Of Sport (R/S) 12.55-6.00 BBC News (S)

11.15 Hospital An 81-year-old has been left with a hole in his heart after suffering a heart attack, and face a complex procedure that carries a high-mortality rate. (R/S) 12.15 AM Sign Zone: The Farmers’ Country Showdown (R/S) 1.00 Sign Zone: Countryfile Shaftesbury: (R/S) 2.00 Sign Zone: Secrets Of The Museum (R/S) 3.00-6.30 This Is BBC Two (S)

11.45 All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite Action from the latest edition of the weekly AEW event, featuring all of the biggest stars on the roster, including Adam Page, Chris Jericho, Cody and Jon Moxley. (S) 12.35 AM Ideal World 3.00 James Martin’s French Adventure Marseille: (R/S) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00 Judge Rinder With Robert Rinder. (R/S)

11.00 Emergency Helicopter Medics (R/S) 12.00 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Trobiano’s. (R/S) 12.55 Hunted (R/S) 1.50 The Supervet (R/S) 2.45 Liberty Danish drama, starring Anton Hjejle (R) 3.55 Come Dine With Me Leicester. (R/S) 4.50 Location, Location, Location Surrey, Hants & Sussex. (R/S) 5.50-6.30 Countdown Quiz show. (R/S)

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Channel 5 6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine (S) 11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News At Lunchtime (S) 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A couple who unwittingly rented a property to a confidence trickster.

(R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Ryder needs to convince Colby of his innocence.

(R/S) 1.45 Neighbours Finn struggles to subdue his anger about the Mardi Gras party. (S) 2.15 FILM Famous And Fatal Premiere. Thriller, starring Sarah Roemer and Jon Prescott. (Cert PG, 87 mins.

2019) (S) ★★★ 4.00 Friends The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel’s separation causes friction in the group. (R/S) 4.30 Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Frank makes an announcement.

(R/S) 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

THE SPLIT | BBC1 9PM

The parent trap 9pm Warship: Life At Sea 6.00 Home And Away Ryder needs to convince Colby of his innocence, but Jade has stacked things against him. (R/S) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) 7.00 Gallagher Premiership Rugby Highlights Action from the 12th round of fixtures, including Harlequins v Exeter Chiefs at The Stoop and Bath v Bristol Bears at The Recreation Ground. (S)

O standing Our di appointment with the divorce lawyers has been moved this week to make room for Chelsea v Liverpool on BBC1 tomorrow night, although if you’re looking for spectacular gameplay and the occasional dirty tackle, it’s hard to know

which of the two is more likely to deliver. Mind you, on the basis of tonight’s happenings, we’re leaning towards The Split being your best bet…

Hannah’s due an awkward conversation with Christie after the revelations at her anniversary

party, and to make matters worse, she thinks Nathan has cottoned on to her affair.

Things aren’t much better at work either, as Fi and Richie fail to reach terms over custody of the kids, prompting a potentially damaging confession from Fi.

City limits ST DAVIDS – BRITAIN’S SMALLEST CITY | ITV 8PM

8.00 Traffic Cops An insight into the working life of officers patrolling the nation’s roads, using modern technology and old-fashioned methods to bring criminals to justice. (S)

9.00 Warship: Life At Sea As Iranian forces take control of the British-flagged oil tanker Stena Impero and hold the crew hostage, HMS Duncan is ordered to the Persian Gulf. (S) 10.00 Monster Warship Of WWI: The Mighty Dreadnought Charting the history of the warship from the dawn of the 20th century to the present day. (R/S)

11.05 FILM Run All Night Action thriller.

(Cert 15, 114 mins. 2015) (S) ★★★ 1.15 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S) 3.15 The Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out (R/S) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R/S) 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor (R/S) 5.10 Nick’s Quest Great White Shark. (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S)

With a population of just 1,841, St Davids in Pembrokeshire is the country’s smallest city in terms of inhabitants and urban area (although the City of London squeaks ahead of it if you define a city in terms of local authority boundary area – thanks, Wikipedia!). Despite its relatively tiny status, it has enough stories and characters to fill six half-hours of telly, hence this light-hearted series taking a look at events in the city last summer. With tourist numbers on the rise as the temperature soars, St Davids is preparing for its busiest summer to date – but what does that mean for the local residents?

BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00pm The Chronicles Of Erne 8.30-9.00 Walk The Line 10.35 There’s No Place Like Tyrone 11.05 BBC Arts NI Presents – Borders 11.35 This Country 12.05am Young, Welsh And Pretty Minted 12.35 Live At The Apollo 1.20 A Question Of Sport 1.55-6.00 BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 7.30-8.00pm Arctic Academy 12.45-12.50am A Question Of Sport BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 7.308.00pm X-Ray 8.30 Flooded Out Of My Home 9.00-10.00 Hidden 10.35 The Split 11.35 Spying On The Scammers – Panorama 12.05am This Country 12.35 Live At The Apollo 1.05-6.00 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30pm Beidh Aonach Amárach 11.15-12.15 Rugby Union PRO14 Highlights BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 11.15pm New Voices From Wales 11.25 Rugby Union: PRO14 Highlights 12.25-1.00am Mum WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six 8.00-8.30 Wales This Week 10.45 Sharp End 11.15 St Davids – Britain’s Smallest City 11.45-12.35 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 10.40pm Scotland Tonight 11.10 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King 12.05am Broadchurch 1.00-5.05 Nightscreen TYNE TEES as Main ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV News Tyne Tees

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INSIDE TV MONDAY 2 March Sky Witness Sky Atlantic 6.00 AM Nothing To Declare The work of customs officers in Australia.

8.00 Paramedics Following Australia’s ambulance crews.

9.00 Blue Bloods 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 PM Elementary 1.00 Blue Bloods Whistleblowers. 2.00 Law & Order Myth Of Fingerprints. 3.00 The Real A&E 3.30 The Real A&E 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.00 Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare

6.00 AM Storm City Flood.

7.00 Without A Trace Bait.

8.00 Without A Trace 9.00 Without A Trace Thou Shalt Not. 10.00 The West Wing Bad Moon Rising. 11.00 The West Wing The Fall’s Gonna Kill You. 12.00 PM Blue Bloods A Night On The Town.

1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Grave Danger – Part One. 2.00 The West Wing 18th And Potomac.

3.00 The West Wing Two Cathedrals. 4.00 Without A Trace Light Years. 5.00 Without A Trace Upstairs, Downstairs. 6.00 Without A Trace American Goddess.

6.00 AM Monkey Life 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 7.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize 10.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00 PM NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family 4.30 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama Crimes Of The Hot. 6.00 Futurama Jurassic Bark.

6.30 The Simpsons.

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7.00 Nothing To Declare 7.30 Nothing To Declare An aggressive passenger forces officers to take dramatic action.

7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Grave Danger – Part Two: Part two of two. The detectives search for Stokes.

7.00 The Simpsons New Kids On The Blecch: With the voices of ’N Sync.

7.30 The Simpsons Hungry Hungry Homer.

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8.00 Ghost Whisperer A Vicious Cycle: A spirit seeks help in finding her daughter.

8.00 Blue Bloods Black And Blue: An incident at a church tests Frank’s diplomatic skills.

8.00 Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries Northern Ireland: Andrew Flintoff gets frying for the people of Northern Ireland.

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9.00 Criminal Minds Saturday: Garcia leads a hacking competition.

9.00 The Outsider Tigers And Bears: Ralph and Yunis interview witnesses from the cave festival.

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10.00 Blue Bloods The Real Deal: New series. Danny and Baez grapple with an old case.

10.05 The End Polar Bear: A confession changes Edie and Pamela’s relationship.

10.40 True Blood

9.00 Men In Black II An alien plots to destroy humanity – and the only one who can stop her is a retired agent whose memory has been wiped.

Sci-fi comedy sequel, starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. (Cert PG, 85 mins. 2002) ++

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11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Downloaded Child: A single mother faces up to her past.

11.50 True Blood I Don’t Wanna Know: Sam shares his secret with Sookie.

11.00 Avenue 5 11.35 Strike Back: Vendetta Return of the action adventure, starring Warren Brown.

12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 The Good Doctor 2.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 3.00 Shades Of Blue 4.00 Ghost Whisperer 5.00-6.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK

1.00 AM The L Word: Generation Q 2.10 Oz 3.25 Californication 4.00 The West Wing 5.00-6.00 The West Wing

12.35 AM A League Of Their Own 1.30 Road Wars 2.00 The Real A&E 2.30 The Real A&E 3.00 Jett 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Futurama 5.30-6.00 Futurama

MATERNITY WARD | 5STAR 9PM Welcome to the Royal Preston Hospital’s award-winning Maternity Unit, where nearly 4,500 babies make their entry into the world every year. This new six-part series follows the staff and a handful of patients

through the arrival of a new generation, and we open with dance teacher Ashleigh, who has her hopes pinned on a more relaxing water birth after the traumatic delivery of her first child – will it all go to plan?

CRIMINAL MINDS | Sky Witness 9PM Something a little bit different for tonight’s episode, as we follow the BAU team away from duty for once, as they enjoy a Saturday off work.

For Rossi and Prentiss, that means helping Simmons to put a crib together. Aww!

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BLUE BLOODS | Sky Witness 10PM The Reagans return for a tenth season of law enforcement this evening, and the premiere also happens to be the show’s 200th episode. To mark the occasion, Danny and Baez return to a year-old homicide case, and Frank helps out his ex-partner.

W 6.10 AM MasterChef Australia 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 Tipping Point 9.00 Tipping Point 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Supernanny US 12.00 PM Tipping Point 1.00 Tipping Point 2.00 MasterChef USA The Finale – Part Two. 3.00 My Dream Home 4.00 My Dream Home 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping Point 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 The Wedding Fixer Adam And Daniel. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Two nurses hope their second child’s birth will be simpler than their first. 10.00 One Born: What Happened Next? 11.00 Inside The Ambulance 12.00 AM One Born Every Minute 1.00 Great Ormond Street 1.50 Code Black 2.35 Renovate My Home: Leave It To Bryan 3.00-6.10 Teleshopping

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6.00 Major Crimes Chain Reaction. 7.00 Motive Calling The Shots. 8.00 Motive Oblivion. 9.00 Murdoch Mysteries The Final Curtain.

10.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries Dead Beat – Part Two. 11.00 New Tricks Ghosts. 12.20 AM The Doctor Blake Mysteries 1.20 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 2.40 The Assets 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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GOLD 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.25 You Rang, M’Lord? 8.20 The Good Life 9.00 Porridge 9.40 Hi-de-Hi! 10.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 PM Keeping Up Appearances 1.00 Porridge 1.40 Hi-de-Hi! 2.20 The Good Life 3.00 Keeping Up Appearances 3.35 Dad’s Army 4.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s Army 8.20 Dad’s Army 9.00 Dad’s Army 9.40 Live At The Apollo 10.40 Peep Show 11.10 Peep Show 11.40 Upstart Crow 12.20 AM Black Books 12.55 Black Books 1.30 Black Books 2.00 Peep Show 2.25 Live At The Apollo 3.15 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Com. Central 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Will & Grace 10.00 The Office (US) 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00 PM Friends 12.30 Friends 1.00 Friends 1.30 Friends 2.00 Friends 2.30 Friends 3.00 My Name Is Earl 3.30 My Name Is Earl 4.00 My Name Is Earl 4.30 My Name Is Earl 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Friends 6.30 Friends 7.00 Friends: First Dates 7.30 Friends 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Impractical Jokers 10.30 Impractical Jokers 11.00 FILM Eurotrip (Cert 15, 89 mins. 2004) +++ 1.00 AM The Mick 1.30 The Mick 2.00 Ricky Gervais Show 3.00 South Park 3.50 Bad Robots 4.15 The Office (US) 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

FOX 8.00 AM Republic Of Doyle 9.00 Bones 10.00 Bull 11.00 NCIS 12.00 PM Bones 1.00 Bones The Woman In Limbo.

2.00 The Mentalist Orange Blossom Ice-Cream. 3.00 NCIS The Enemy Within. 4.00 Bull How To Dodge A Bullet.

5.00 Bones The Titan On The Tracks. 6.00 The Mentalist Black Market. 7.00 NCIS We Build, We Fight. 8.00 NCIS Cadence. 9.00 The Walking Dead Stalker. 10.00 Talking Dead 11.00 American Dad! Four Little Words. 11.30 American Dad! When A Stan Loves A Woman. 12.00 AM Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 1.00 American Dad! 1.30 American Dad! 2.00 Family Guy 2.30 Family Guy 3.00 American Dad! 3.30 American Dad! 4.00 Republic Of Doyle 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping

Sky Comedy 6.00 AM Teleshopping 6.30 Teleshopping 8.00 Everybody Hates Chris 9.00 Parks And Recreation 10.30 30 Rock 12.00 PM The Mindy Project 1.30 Modern Family 2.30 Everybody Hates Chris 3.30 Parks And Recreation 4.00 Parks And Recreation 4.30 Parks And Recreation 5.00 30 Rock 5.30 30 Rock 6.00 30 Rock 6.30 Modern Family 7.00 Modern Family 7.30 The Mindy Project 8.00 The Mindy Project 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 Miracle Workers 9.30 A.P. Bio 10.00 Last Week Tonight With John Oliver 10.35 Real Time With Bill Maher 11.45 My Favourite Shapes By Julio Torres 12.55 AM Entourage 1.30 Silicon Valley 2.05 Silicon Valley 2.40 Girls 3.50 30 Rock 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Soldier, Soldier 8.00 Soldier, Soldier Fall Out. 9.00 The Bill Slipping Away.

10.00 Classic Holby City Best Laid Plans. 11.00 Classic Casualty Internal Inferno – Part One. 12.00 PM The Bill Life’s Too Short.

1.00 Classic EastEnders 1.40 Classic EastEnders 2.20 London’s Burning 3.20 Monarch Of The Glen 4.20 Bergerac My Name’s Sergeant Bergerac.

5.20 Bread 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! It’s A Blue World. 6.40 As Time Goes By Pardon?.

Luke Arnold hits an unexpected obstacle as he seeks therapy in The End 10.05pm Sky Atlantic

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 Coronation Street 9.20 Superstore Aftermath.

9.45 Superstore 10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress To Impress 12.15 PM Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 Dinner Date Luke. 3.50 Dress To Impress Robbie. 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold

6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Baby Daddy 9.00 Mike & Molly 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Goldbergs 12.00 PM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 Baby Daddy 2.30 Baby Daddy 3.00 Mike & Molly 3.30 Mike & Molly 4.00 The Goldbergs 4.30 The Goldbergs 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory

8.55 AM Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 9.15 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 10.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 11.05 Emergency Helicopter Medics 12.10 PM 999: On The Front Line 1.15 Escape To The Chateau: DIY 2.15 Four In A Bed 2.50 Four In A Bed 3.20 Four In A Bed Sea-La-Vie. 3.50 Four In A Bed The Peaks Inn. 4.25 Four In A Bed Payment Day. 4.55 The Secret Life Of The Zoo 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S Singer Le Mans.

7.55 Escape To The Chateau: DIY Belinda and Lee welcome their first paying guests.

7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine Eva’s Back In Town: A worldly wise acquaintance of Alvin catches Howard’s eye.

7.00 PM Rugby Union PRO14 Highlights Action from the latest fixtures.

7.00 PM Beyond 100 Days/Weather 7.30 Francesco’s Mediterranean Voyage The Peloponnese.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Narrated by comedian Harry Hill.

7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Man With A Plan A Dinner Gone Wrong: Andi and Marcy revive an old high-school feud.

8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe Sins Of The Fathers: Feature-length episode.

A priest is murdered in a village, and the duo arrive to find a community divided. While searching for a likely suspect they discover the body of a girl.

8.00 Hebrides: Islands On The Edge A huge storm hits the archipelago.

8.00 New Zealand: Earth’s Mythical Islands New Arrivals: The nation’s pre-human past. Last in the series.

8.00 Two And A Half Men This Unblessed Biscuit: Berta injures her back at work.

8.30 Two And A Half Men

8.00 First Dates Abroad New series. The restaurant-based dating show returns to Australia.

9.00 The Nine The latest Scottish, UK and international news.

9.00 Age Of The Image A New Reality: New series.

How the power of images has transformed the modern world.

9.00 Family Guy Tea Peter: Peter joins the Tea Party and shuts down the government.

9.30 American Dad!

9.00 Celebs Go Dating Alison Hammond joins the agency.

9.00 Car S.O.S Toyota Celica: Tim and Fuzz restore a 1972 Toyota Celica.

10.00 New Tricks Ducking And Diving: The team reopens a murder case from 17 years previously.

10.00 River City Bob struggles with his guilt as Angus’ health deteriorates.

10.00 The Accused: Damned Or Devoted?

– Storyville The stories of four people accused of blasphemy in Pakistan.

10.00 The Stand Up Sketch Show With Sarah Keyworth, Maisie Adam and Russell Kane.

10.30 Family Guy

10.00 The Sex Clinic A personal trainer is concerned she might be a sex addict.

10.00 Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car 10 Behind the scenes at the pm car company’s factory.

11.15 Waking The Dead A Simple Sacrifice: Feature-length episode.

Boyd investigates a 25-year-old murder.

11.00-12.00 Love Song A stylist, a cinema host and a lecturer seek their singing soulmate.

11.15 Art Of France There Will Be Blood: The impact of the French Revolution.

11.00 Family Guy Forget-Me-Not. 11.30 American Dad! 11.55 The Cleveland Show

11.05 The Big Bang Theory The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition.

11.35 The Big Bang Theory

11.00 24 Hours In A&E A young man has a severe 11 reaction to a recreational pm drug.

12.15 AM Leonora Carrington: The Lost Surrealist 1.15 Rude Britannia 2.15-3.15 New Zealand: Earth’s Mythical Islands

12.25 AM Two And A Half Men 12.55 Two And A Half Men 1.25 Hey Tracey! 2.05 Plebs 2.40 Plebs 3.05 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.20 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

12.00 AM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.00 Celebs Go Dating 2.05 First Dates Abroad 3.00 The Sex Clinic 3.55 The Big Bang Theory 4.20 The Big Bang Theory 4.45 How I Met Your Mother 5.10-6.00 How I Met Your Mother

12.00 AM 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.05 Car S.O.S 2.05 24 Hours In A&E 3.10-3.40 Best Of Food Unwrapped

1.40 AM The Bill 2.40 London’s Burning 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00 PM Cop Car Workshop 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top Gear USA Special 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Room 101 7.40 Room 101 8.20 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You 9.20 QI 10.00 The Misadventures Of Romesh Ranganathan 11.00 Meet The Richardsons 11.40 Mock The Week 12.20 AM Taskmaster 1.20 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier 2.25 The Misadventures Of Romesh Ranganathan 3.15 Zapped 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera 9.25 Law & Order 10.10 CSI: NY 11.05 CSI: NY 12.00 PM Law & Order Avatar. 1.00 Law & Order 1.55 Law & Order 2.55 Law & Order 3.55 Murder, She Wrote 5.00 Murder, She Wrote 6.00 Law & Order COD. 7.00 Law & Order Paradigm. 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans Overdrive. 9.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent World’s Fair. 10.55 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Privilege. 11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit American Disgrace. 12.55 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.55 Law & Order: Los Angeles 2.50 Law & Order: Los Angeles 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

5STAR

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 High Street TV 8.00 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.20 House 10.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 12.05 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

1.00 Can’t Pay Special: Secrets & Lies 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home And Away 4.00 House 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home And Away 7.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole 8.00 Filthy House SOS 9.00 DON’T MISS! Maternity Ward 10.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.00 FILM Scary Movie 4 (Cert 15, 85 mins. 2006) + 12.35 AM Caught On Camera: Funniest Moments 1.40 Riverdale 2.35 Riverdale 3.25 Two And A Half Men 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

ITV3

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6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street 6.25 Classic Coronation Street 6.55 Classic Emmerdale 7.25 Classic Emmerdale 7.55 Heartbeat Vendetta.

8.55 The Darling Buds Of May – Part Two. 10.00 That’s My Boy Where There’s A Will.

10.30 Inspector Morse The Daughters Of Cain. 12.40 PM Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale 2.15 Classic Emmerdale 2.50 Classic Coronation Street 3.20 Classic Coronation Street 3.55 Midsomer Murders 6.00 Heartbeat Sleeping Dogs.

7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Inspector Morse 1.20 AM Inspector Morse 3.10 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Quincy ME 6.50 Kojak 7.50 The Saint 8.55 Minder 10.05 The Professionals 11.10 The Sweeney 12.15 PM Quincy ME Guns Don’t Die. 1.20 Kojak 2.20 The Saint 3.30 Minder 4.30 The Professionals 5.35 The Sweeney 6.45 FILM Goldfinger James Bond adventure, starring Sean Connery. Includes FYI Daily.

(Cert PG, 105 mins. 1964) +++++ 9.00 Giant Lobster Hunters 10.00 FILM Cop Land Police thriller, starring Sylvester Stallone. (Cert 18, 101 mins. 1997) ++++ 12.05 AM Car Crash Global: Caught On Camera 1.05 The Contender 2.20 Auto Mundial 2.50 Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Bachelor In Paradise 7.55 Bachelor In Paradise 8.50 Be Beautiful 9.00 LittleBe 12.00 PM Income Property David And Peter. 12.25 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 1.20 Vanderpump Rules Push Comes To Shove. 2.15 Million Dollar Listing: NYC Polar Opposites. 3.10 The Real Housewives Of New York City 4.05 The Real Housewives Of Dallas 5.00 The Real Housewives Of Dallas 6.00 Masters Of Flip 7.00 Buying And Selling 8.00 Dinner Date Jack. 9.00 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 10.00 Botched 11.00 Botched Seeing Double.

11.55 The Only Way Is Essex 12.45 AM ITVBe Nightscreen 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal (S) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (S) 11.00 Wanted Down Under Maguire Quinn: (R/S) 11.45 Saved On Camera (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Anglesey 11: From the Isle of Anglesey in north Wales. (R/S) 1.00 BBC News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors Shadow Of Doubt – Part One: (S) 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On Second Sight: Drama, starring Kacey Ainsworth. (S) 3.00 Escape To The Country Cambridgeshire: Jules Hudson searches for a Cambridgeshire home on a budget of £570,000. (S) 3.45 Money For Nothing An old radiogram and a chest of drawers are transformed in Greater Manchester (S) 4.30 Ready Steady Cook Akis Petretzikis and Anna Haugh create a meal in 20 minutes. (S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S)

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BBC2 6.30 AM Money For Nothing (R/S) 7.15 Escape To The Country Wiltshire: (R/S) 8.00 Sign Zone: Spy In The Wild The North: (R/S) 9.00 BBC News At 9 (S) 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) 12.15 PM Politics Live With Jo Coburn. (S) 1.00 The Super League Show Action from the fifth round of fixtures. (S) 1.50 Best House In Town St Albans: Semi-Detached: (R/S) 2.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip Devizes: (R/S) 3.00 Red Rock A confession shakes Kevin Dunne. (R/S) 3.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge Weatherboard Cottages: The competitors aim to impress while working in Kentish weatherboard cottages. (R/S) 4.45 Portillo’s State Secrets Tyrants: (R/S) 5.15 Flog It! Rochester Cathedral: Experts Raj Bisram and Adam Partridge search for antiques at Rochester Cathedral in Kent. (R/S)

8pm Back In Time For The…

ITV 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment and fashion news.

(S) 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women More celebrity interviews and topical debate from a female perspective. (S) 1.30 Lunchtime News/Weather (S) 1.55 Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Tenable The Dial Tones: Five telecoms workers answer questions about top 10 lists. (R/S) 3.59 ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants answer general knowledge questions and take on ruthless quiz genius the Chaser. (S)

8pm Love Your Garden

Channel 4 6.30 AM Cheers One For The Book. (R/S) 6.55 Cheers The Spy Who Came In For A Cold One. (R/S) 7.20 The King Of Queens Tank Heaven. (R/S) 7.45 The King Of Queens Altar Ego. (R/S) 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond Diamonds. (R/S) 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond The Game.

(R/S) 9.10 Frasier Chess Pains. (R/S) 9.40 Frasier Crane v Crane. (R/S) 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada (R/S) 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Hot Potato Cafe. (R/S) 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/Weather Summary (S) 12.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole makes good money restoring an antique pine sideboard in Sheffield. (R/S) 1.05 Posh Pawn James Constantinou test-drives a £30,000 Radical racing car. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 A Place In The Sun (R/S) 4.00 A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now? (S) 5.00 Come Dine With Me London. (R/S)

10pm The Windsors

6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather (S) 6.30 Regional News (S)

6.00 Richard Osman’s House Of Games With Chizzy Akudolu, Miles Jupp, Amol Rajan and Ellie Taylor. (S) 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Belfast To Portrush. (R/S)

6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S)

6.00 The Simpsons Homer upsets a new neighbour. (R/S) 6.30 Hollyoaks Edward lets Marnie down gently when she comes on too strong. (R/S)

7.00 The One Show Live chat and topical reports. (S) 7.30 Match Of The Day Live: The FA Cup Chelsea v Liverpool (Kick-off 7.45pm). Gary Lineker presents all the action from the fifth-round tie at Stamford Bridge.

The Blues defeated Championship sides Nottingham Forest and Hull City in the previous rounds, while Liverpool overcame rivals Everton, before beating League One Shrewsbury Town in a replay while fielding the youngest side in the club’s history. The sides met here in the Premier League in September, with the Reds prevailing 2-1. With analysis from Alan Shearer, Ian Wright and Glen Johnson. (S)

7.00 Top Gear Paddy McGuinness, Freddie Flintoff and Chris Harris put emergency vehicles to the test to see if the fire brigade, the police or the ambulance service has the fastest vehicles. Last in the series. (R/S)

7.00 Emmerdale Marlon feels guilty over April’s recent bullying. (S) 7.30 Dr Ranj: On Call New series. Dr Ranj Singh offers advice on common illnesses and accidents. (S)

7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather (S)

8.00 Back In Time For The Corner Shop 20s, 30s & 40s: The Ardens get a taste of corner shop life in the 1920s, 30s and 40s, when packaged food became plentiful – but rationing quickly has an impact on both the shop and day-to-day life. (S)

8.00 Love Your Garden Birmingham: Alan Titchmarsh and the team creates an elegant tea garden with a fully equipped kitchen for a charity volunteer in Birmingham who makes cakes for injured members of the services. (S)

8.00 Nightmare Cruises: Going Overboard Documentary examining cases where passengers on cruise ships fell overboard, examining the chances of survival and what steps can be taken to prevent further tragedies. (S)

9.00 Murder 24/7 A forensic search of a property gives the police a breakthrough in the search for the murderer, but also suggests the killing may have been self-defence.

Last in the series. (S)

9.00 Britain Underwater: Fighting The Floods A report from the communities that were hardest hit by the recent storms Ciara and Dennis. With behind the scenes access to the Environment Agency, as they work to stem flooding. (S)

9.00 24 Hours In A&E A teenager is rushed to hospital with a lacerated wrist after putting his hand through a pane of glass, while another patient discusses being diagnosed with a chronic condition. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.25 Regional News/Weather (S) 10.35 Beauty Laid Bare The Industry: New series. Four members of the public investigate the secrets of the beauty industry. (S)

10.00 Better Things The Unknown: Sam tries out a new play for Broadway. (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

10.00 ITV News At Ten/Weather (S) 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) 10.45 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King The boxer enjoys some downtime in Morecambe. (R/S)

10.00 The Windsors Charles and Camilla reluctantly agree to attend Kate’s father’s birthday party. (S) 10.35 Celebrity Crystal Maze Contestants include Anita Rani, Jeff Stelling and Hannah Cockcroft. (R/S)

11.15 The Truth About Takeaways Journalist Nikki Fox teams up with scientists at Liverpool John Moores University to discover what takeaways do to our health, what’s really in them and how people can kick the habit. In a unique experiment, 15 volunteers eat nothing but takeaways for two weeks and undergo a barrage of tests.

(R/S) 12.20-6.00 AM BBC News (S)

11.15 Putin: The New Tsar The story of Vladimir Putin’s rise to power. Contributors include former confidante Sergei Pugachev, chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov and Jack Straw. (R/S) 12.15 AM Sign Zone: Win The Wilderness: Alaska (R/S) 1.15 Sign Zone: Murder, Mystery And My Family (R/S) 2.00 Sign Zone: Island Medics (R/S) 2.45-6.30 This Is BBC Two (S)

11.40 Tenable As Good As Gold: A team of five family and friends answer questions about top 10 lists, then try to score a perfect 10 in the final round. Quiz, hosted by Warwick Davis. (R/S) 12.30 AM Ideal World 3.00 The Home Game (R/S) 3.50 Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.05-6.00 Judge Rinder With Criminal barrister Robert Rinder. (R/S)

11.30 Prison (R/S) 12.30 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Jack’s Waterfront. (R/S) 1.20 FILM What Richard Did Drama, starring Jack Reynor. (Cert 15, 86 mins. 2012) (S) ★★★ 2.55 Come Dine With Me (R/S) 3.50 Grand Designs (R/S) 4.45 Location, Location, Location Bristol. (R/S) 5.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R/S) 5.50-6.30 Countdown (R/S)

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Channel 5 6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine The broadcaster discusses the issues of the day. (S) 11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News At Lunchtime (S) 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords More alarming tales from the buy-to-let system. (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip.

(S) 1.15 Home And Away Ryder is charged with uploading the sex tape. (R/S) 1.45 Neighbours Finn is annoyed when Bea refuses his request to stop singing at the Waterhole. (S) 2.20 FILM A Wicked Vendetta Thriller, starring Katrina Begin and Joey Lawrence. (Cert PG, 90 mins.

2018) (S) ★★★ 4.00 Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Monica dates a millionaire. (R/S) 4.30 Friends The One With The Dollhouse: Chandler dates Rachel’s boss. (R/S) 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

DR RANJ: ON CALL | ITV 7.30PM

Medical marvels 8pm Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly 6.00 Home And Away Ryder is charged with uploading the sex tape, giving Mac no choice but to reinstate Jade. (R/S) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) 7.00 M&S Vs Waitrose: Which Is Better Value? Documentary examining the ongoing rivalry between these two supermarkets as they wage their daily war to attract the well-heeled shoppers of Britain. (R/S) 8.00 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly Graeme Hall helps to train three dogs that go overboard in protecting the family home, as well as a cavapoochon who loves to run faster than its owners can handle. (S)

9.00 Ben Fogle: Make A New Life In The Country Malvern Hills Brewery: A couple who who have given up successful careers in London to run their own brewery. Last in the series. (S) 10.00 My New Greek Life A couple who retired to Kefalonia struggle with being separated from their family. Laura and Ross move their yacht to a new island. Last in the series. (S) 11.05 Eamonn & Ruth Meet the Billionaires (R/S) 12.05 AM How To Have A Better Orgasm (R/S) 1.00 The 21. co.uk Show (S) 3.00 Access (R/S) 3.10 Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out (R/S) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R/S) 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor (R/S) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S)

Thi M This Morning’s i ’ resident doctor sets out to get us all taking more control over our physical and mental health in this new four-part series. There’s a lot of misinformation out there (and the vast increase in people using the internet to self-diagnose

hasn’t necessarily helped on that front), so Dr Ranj and his co-presenter Kylie Pentelow will be helping us to tell the facts from the fakery, and bring reports from the medical front line to reveal the latest breakthroughs in treatment.

In tonight’s opener, Dr Ranj goes out on call with the West Midlands Ambulance Service and finds out more about the day-to-day reality of their work, while Kylie heads to Milton Keynes to learn about a major development in keyhole surgery.

You’ve got ale BEN FOGLE: MAKE A NEW LIFE IN THE COUNTRY | Channel 5 9PM For the final episode of the series, Ben’s off to the Malvern Hills in Worcestershire to find out how things went for Hani and Sarah, who left London life behind to pursue their dream of starting their own brewery.

As a finance executive and a teacher respectively, neither of them had any prior experience of the beer industry, so it was quite the gamble to invest their life savings into building the brewery inside an old chicken shed – especially since they had a limited amount of time to get up and running. Will the couple confirm that it was all worth it, or has the beer business gone flat for them?

BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.35pm Spotlight 11.05 Beauty Laid Bare 11.50 The Truth About Takeaways 12.50-6.00am BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.35pm River City 11.35 Beauty Laid Bare 12.15am The Truth About Takeaways 1.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.206.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 11.30pm X-Ray 12.00pm Saved On Camera 12.30-1.00 Bargain Hunt 10.35 Young, Welsh And Pretty Minted 11.05 Beauty Laid Bare 11.45 The Truth About Takeaways 12.45-6.00am BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 1.50pm Waterworld 2.00 Stormont Live 3.00 Best House In Town 3.45 Red Rock 4.30 The Great Interior Design Challenge 5.30-6.00 Portillo’s State Secrets 10.00-10.30 There’s No Place Like Tyrone 11.15 Better Things 11.40 Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby 11.45-12.15 Inside No 9 BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 1.50pm First Minister’s Questions 2.40-3.00 Coast 11.15 New Voices From Wales 11.25-12.15 Natural World WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 10.40pm Scotland Tonight 11.05 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King 12.05am James Martin’s French Adventure 1.00-5.05 Nightscreen

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INSIDE TV TUESDAY 3 March Sky Witness Sky Atlantic 6.00 AM Nothing To Declare 8.00 Paramedics Documentary series following Australia’s ambulance crews.

9.00 Blue Bloods 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 PM Elementary Sand Trap. 1.00 Blue Bloods Guilt By Association. 2.00 Law & Order The Fire This Time.

3.00 The Real A&E 3.30 The Real A&E 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.00 Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare

6.00 AM Storm City 7.00 Without A Trace 8.00 Without A Trace 9.00 Without A Trace 10.00 The West Wing 11.00 The West Wing Two Cathedrals.

12.00 PM Blue Bloods Black And Blue. 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Grave Danger – Part Two. 2.00 The West Wing Isaac And Ishmael.

3.00 The West Wing Manchester – Part One. 4.00 Without A Trace Nickel And Dimed – Part One. 5.00 Without A Trace Nickel And Dimed – Part Two. 6.00 Without A Trace

6.00 AM Monkey Life 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 7.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize 10.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00 PM NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family 4.30 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama The Route Of All Evil. 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons

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7.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Documentary series.

7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Bodies In Motion: An explosion at a trailer park kills two people.

7.00 The Simpsons Simpson Safari: The family heads for Africa.

7.30 The Simpsons Trilogy Of Error.

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8.00 Ghost Whisperer The Night We Met: Melinda is visited by the ghost of a chef.

8.00 Blue Bloods Lonely Hearts Club: Jackie goes undercover as an escort.

8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 Desert Island: Karl Pilkington visits a desert island.

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9.00 The Good Doctor Unsaid: The team treat a boy who is unable to speak.

9.00 Save Me Residents of The Towers stage a reconstruction of Jody’s abduction.

9.00 Strike Back: Vendetta The team embarks on a dangerous mission aboard a train.

10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Redemption In Her Corner: Kat crosses the line.

10.00 The L Word: Generation Q Labels: Bette feels guilty about lying to Angie.

10.00 The Trip To Greece New series. The return of the comedy.

10.30 The Trip To Greece

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Beast’s Obsession: Benson is assigned her own security.

11.10 Babylon Berlin Greta’s conscience is torn.

11.00 A League Of Their Own Best Of: Highlights from the latest series. Last in the series.

12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Criminal Minds 2.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Shades Of Blue 5.00-6.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response

12.10 AM Oz 1.20 FILM Game Change (Cert 12, 135 mins. 2012) +++ 3.35 Californication 4.10 The West Wing 5.05-6.00 The West Wing

12.00 AM Jett 1.05 Avenue 5 1.40 The Heist 2.40 Hawaii Five-0 3.35 Hawaii Five-0 4.30 Stop, Search, Seize 5.30-6.00 Futurama

ROYAL HISTORY’S BIGGEST FIBS WITH… | BBC4 9PM There’s been an uptick of interest in Queen Anne since Olivia Colman won an Oscar for playing her in The Favourite last year, but how fair was the portrayal of her in that film?

In tonight’s final episode, Lucy

explores how Anne played a vital role in forging a union between England and Scotland to create Great Britain, but her reputation was ruined by rumours spread by a former friend out for revenge.

THE L WORD: GENERATION Q | Sky Atlantic 10PM Dani’s father drops a bombshell on her and Sophie this week, and Shane’s also receiving some unexpected news that leaves her out of sorts. We have better news to report from Alice, Gigi and Nat, who find something in common…

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Thomas and Famy have made plans for a low-cost Indian fusion wedding – well, perhaps it’s fairer to say that Famy has made the plans, and Thomas has a habit of procrastinating.

Can Sarah Haywood help to even out their workload?

W 6.10 AM MasterChef Australia 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 Tipping Point 9.00 Tipping Point 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Supernanny US 12.00 PM Tipping Point 1.00 Tipping Point 2.00 My Dream Home Sandy And Pat. 3.00 My Dream Home 4.00 My Dream Home 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping Point 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 Sun, Sea And Brides To Be 9.00 Inside The Ambulance Paramedics attend a road collision. 10.00 DON’T MISS! The Wedding Fixer Thomas And Famy: A low-cost Indian fusion wedding in Canterbury. 11.00 Inside The Ambulance 12.00 AM One Born Every Minute 1.00 Great Ormond Street 1.50 Code Black 2.35 Renovate My Home: Leave It To Bryan 3.00-6.15 Teleshopping

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Alibi 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Murdoch Mysteries 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 10.00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 11.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 12.00 PM Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 1.00 Rush 2.00 Rush 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries 4.00 Murdoch Mysteries 5.00 Major Crimes 6.00 Major Crimes Internal Affairs. 7.00 Motive The Glass House. 8.00 Motive The Suicide Tree. 9.00 Frankie Drake Mysteries Out On A Limb. 10.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries Space For Murder – Part One. 11.00 New Tricks London Underground. 12.20 AM The Doctor Blake Mysteries 1.20 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 2.40 The Assets 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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GOLD 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.35 You Rang, M’Lord? 8.35 The Good Life 9.15 Porridge 9.55 Hi-de-Hi! 10.35 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.35 PM Keeping Up Appearances 1.15 Dad’s Army 1.55 Hi-deHi! 2.35 The Good Life 3.15 Keeping Up Appearances 3.55 Dad’s Army 4.35 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.15 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.55 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.35 The Good Life 7.15 Porridge 7.55 Dad’s Army 8.35 Dad’s Army 9.15 Dad’s Army 9.55 Dad’s Army 10.35 Mrs Brown’s Boys 11.15 Peep Show 11.50 Peep Show 12.20 AM Mrs Brown’s Boys 1.00 Dad’s Army 1.35 Peep Show 2.10 Peep Show 2.40 Marley’s Ghosts 3.10 Marley’s Ghosts 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Com. Central 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Will & Grace 8.35 Will & Grace 9.00 Will & Grace 9.30 Will & Grace 10.00 The Office (US) 10.30 The Office (US) 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00 PM Friends 12.30 Friends 1.00 Friends 1.30 Friends: First Dates 2.00 Friends 2.30 Friends 3.00 My Name Is Earl 3.30 My Name Is Earl 4.00 My Name Is Earl 4.30 My Name Is Earl 5.00 Friends 9.00 FILM Billy Madison Comedy, starring Adam Sandler. (Cert 12, 86 mins. 1995) +++ 11.00 The Ricky Gervais Show 11.30 The Ricky Gervais Show 12.00 AM Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central 1.00 The Daily Show 1.30 South Park 3.25 Bad Robots 4.15 The Office (US) (US) 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

FOX 8.00 AM Republic Of Doyle 9.00 Bones 10.00 Bull 11.00 NCIS 12.00 PM Bones 1.00 Bones 2.00 The Mentalist 3.00 NCIS 4.00 Bull 5.00 Bones The Boy In The Shroud.

6.00 The Mentalist The Silver Briefcase. 7.00 NCIS Cabin Fever. 8.00 NCIS Blast From The Past. 9.00 Family Guy Pawtucket Pete. 9.30 Family Guy Holy C**p. 10.00 Family Guy Da Boom. 10.30 Family Guy Brian In Love. 11.00 American Dad! I Can’t Stan You. 11.30 American Dad! The Magnificent Steven.

12.00 AM Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 1.00 American Dad! 1.30 American Dad! 2.00 Family Guy 2.30 Family Guy 3.00 American Dad! 3.30 American Dad! 4.00 Republic Of Doyle 5.008.00 Teleshopping

Sky Comedy 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Everybody Hates Chris 9.00 Parks And Recreation 10.30 30 Rock 12.00 PM The Mindy Project 1.30 Modern Family 2.00 Modern Family 2.30 Everybody Hates Chris 3.00 Everybody Hates Chris 3.30 Parks And Recreation 4.00 Parks And Recreation 4.30 Parks And Recreation 5.00 30 Rock 5.30 30 Rock 6.00 30 Rock 6.30 Modern Family 7.00 Modern Family 7.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm 9.40 Ballers 10.15 Sex And The City 10.50 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 11.50 The Late Late Show With James Corden 12.50 AM Entourage 1.25 Silicon Valley 2.35 Girls 3.10 Girls 3.45 30 Rock 4.20 30 Rock 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Soldier, Soldier 8.00 Soldier, Soldier Hide And Seek. 9.00 The Bill Life’s Too Short. 10.00 Classic Holby City Soft Centred.

11.00 Classic Casualty Internal Inferno – Part Two. 12.00 PM The Bill The Calm Before The Storm. 1.00 Classic EastEnders 1.40 Classic EastEnders 2.20 London’s Burning 3.20 Monarch Of The Glen 4.20 Bergerac 5.20 Bread 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! The Society Entertainer. 6.40 As Time Goes By An Old Flame.

Steve Coogan returns for a journey around Greece in The Trip To Greece 10pm Sky One

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Ellen 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 Coronation Street 8.50 Coronation Street 9.20 Superstore 9.45 Superstore 10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress To Impress 12.15 PM Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.15 Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen Show 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50 Dress To Impress 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold

6.00 AM Hollyoaks 6.30 Hollyoaks 7.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Baby Daddy 9.00 Mike & Molly 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Goldbergs 12.00 PM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 Baby Daddy 2.30 Baby Daddy 3.00 Mike & Molly 3.30 Mike & Molly 4.00 The Goldbergs 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Big Bang Theory

8.55 AM Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 9.15 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 10.05 A Place In The Sun 11.05 Emergency Helicopter Medics 12.10 PM 999: On The Front Line 1.15 Escape To The Chateau: DIY 2.15 Four In A Bed 2.50 Four In A Bed Artist Residence. 3.20 Four In A Bed Edenfield Guest House.

3.50 Four In A Bed The New Inn. 4.25 Four In A Bed 4.55 The Secret Life Of The Zoo 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Car S.O.S

7.55 Escape To The Chateau: DIY Tim and Krys have their first gastronomic weekend.

7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine In Which Romance Isn’t Dead – Just Incompetent.

7.00 PM The Children’s Hospital Documentar.

7.30 Test Drive Carbased game show, hosted by Grado.

7.00 PM Beyond 100 Days/Weather 7.30 The Yorkshire Dales Wensleydale: Paul Rose explores the region.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Narrated by comedian Harry Hill.

7.00 Hollyoaks Edward prepares a romantic dinner for Tony and Diane.

7.30 Man With A Plan The Talk: US comedy.

8.00 Judge John Deed Abuse Of Power: A fraud case involving two solicitors proves of interest to Deed, and causes outrage among his fellow judges.

8.00 Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands From Flottay To Sanday: War And Peace In The North: With Paul Murton.

8.00 King Alfred And The Anglo-Saxons Aethelstan – The First King Of England: Last in the series.

8.00 Two And A Half Men Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003..

8.30 Two And A Half Men Comedy series.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory The Prom Equivalency.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory Comedy series.

9.00 The Nine The latest Scottish, UK and international news.

9.00 Royal History’s Biggest Fibs With Lucy Worsley Queen Anne And The Union.

9.00 Family Guy Viewer Mail 2: Stories inspired by viewers’ letters.

9.30 Family Guy Livin’ On A Prayer:

9.00 Celebs Go Dating Anna and Paul come to a surprising conclusion when analysing Alison Hammond’s history.

9.00 Britain’s Most Expensive Home: 9 Building For A pm Billionaire A home costing millions in Mayfair.

10.00 New Tricks Nine Lives: The team investigates the death of an elderly woman.

10.00 Scotland’s Game The World Stage: The success of the Scottish football team 30 years ago.

10.00 The Stuarts And I Will Make Them One Nation: Clare Jackson examines the history of the 17th-century royal family.

10.00 Plebs The Marathon: 10.30 Plebs The Satirist: The boys launch a cabaret night in the bar.

10.00 First Dates A neuroscientist meets a publishing assistant.

10.00 999: On The Front Line Paramedics treat a woman with brittle bone disease.

11.20 Waking The Dead Every Breath You Take: Feature-length episode. A police hero is found dead.

11.00-12.00 Partition: Legacy Of The Line Sanjeev Kohli and Aasmah Mir discuss the lasting impact of partition.

11.00 Armada – 12 Days To Save England The Battle For England: The impact of the battle on Elizabeth I’s royal court.

11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! Garfield And Friends.

11.55 American Dad! The Dentist’s Wife.

11.05 The Big Bang Theory The Shiny Trinket Manoeuvre.

11.35 The Big Bang Theory Comedy series.

11.10 24 Hours In A&E A 75-year-old man is treated for a stab wound.

12.00 AM Inside The Medieval Mind 1.00 Rhythms Of India 2.00 Socrates: Genius Of The Ancient World 3.00-4.00 Royal History’s Biggest Fibs With Lucy Worsley

12.25 AM Two And A Half Men 12.55 Two And A Half Men 1.25 Ibiza Weekender 2.25 Don’t Hate The Playaz 3.15 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

12.00 AM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.00 Celebs Go Dating 2.05 First Dates 3.00 Gogglebox 3.55 The Big Bang Theory 4.20 The Big Bang Theory 4.45 How I Met Your Mother 5.10-6.00 How I Met Your Mother

12.15 AM 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 2.15 24 Hours In A&E 3.20-3.45 Food Unwrapped

1.50 AM The Bill 2.55 London’s Burning 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Dave

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 11.00 American Pickers 12.00 PM Cop Car Workshop 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Room 101 7.40 Room 101 8.20 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 9.20 QI H Anatomy. 10.00 Taskmaster A Pistachio Eclair.

11.00 Hypothetical 12.00 AM Taskmaster 1.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 2.00 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier 3.00 Zapped 3.35 The Indestructibles 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.05 Criminals: Caught On Camera 9.30 Law & Order 10.15 CSI: NY 11.10 CSI: NY 12.05 PM Law & Order 1.00 Law & Order 2.00 Law & Order 3.00 Law & Order 4.00 Murder, She Wrote 5.00 Murder, She Wrote 6.00 Law & Order The Dead Wives Club. 7.00 Law & Order The Brotherhood. 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans Follow The Money.

9.00 The Enemy Within 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Albatross. 10.55 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Flipped.

11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.55 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.50 Law & Order: Los Angeles 2.50 Law & Order: Los Angeles 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 High Street TV 8.00 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.20 House 10.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 11.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.00 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home And Away 4.00 House 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home And Away 7.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole 8.00 FILM Jumanji Fantasy adventure, starring Robin Williams. (Cert PG, 100 mins. 1995) ++++ 10.00 FILM Battle: Los Angeles Sci-fi thriller, starring Aaron Eckhart. (Cert 12, 116 mins. 2011) ++ 12.25 AM Sinkholes 1.20 Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun 2.20 Riverdale 3.15 Riverdale 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

ITV3

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6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street 6.25 Classic Coronation Street 6.55 Classic Emmerdale 7.25 Classic Emmerdale 7.55 Heartbeat 8.55 The Darling Buds Of May 10.00 That’s My Boy 10.30 Inspector Morse 12.40 PM Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale 2.15 Classic Emmerdale 2.50 Classic Coronation Street 3.20 Classic Coronation Street 3.55 Midsomer Murders Down Among The Dead Men. 5.55 Heartbeat Another Little Piece Of My Heart. 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Inspector Morse 1.20 AM Inspector Morse 3.10 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Quincy ME 7.00 Kojak 8.10 The Saint 9.15 Minder 10.20 The Professionals 11.25 The Sweeney 12.30 PM Quincy ME To Clear The Air. 1.35 Kojak Lady In The Squad Room. 2.35 The Saint The Angel’s Eye. 3.45 Minder Not A Bad Lad, Dad. 4.50 The Professionals You’ll Be Alright.

5.55 The Sweeney Contact Breaker. 7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special 8.00 Giant Lobster Hunters 9.00 FILM Assassins Includes FYI Daily.

(Cert 15, 133 mins. 1995) +++ 11.40 FILM Wanted Action adventure, starring James McAvoy. (Cert 18, 105 mins. 2008) +++ 1.50 AM Auto Mundial 2.20 The Protectors 2.45 Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Bachelor In Paradise 8.00 Bachelor In Paradise 8.50 Be Beautiful 9.00 LittleBe 12.00 PM Income Property Sean. 12.25 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 1.20 Vanderpump Rules 2.15 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 3.10 The Real Housewives Of New York City 4.05 The Real Housewives Of Dallas 80’S Ladies. 5.00 The Real Housewives Of Dallas 6.00 Masters Of Flip Deer Kortney.

7.00 Buying And Selling 8.00 Dinner Date Jonny. 9.00 The Real Housewives Of Potomac 10.00 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 11.00 Bridezillas 11.55 The Only Way Is Essex 12.45 AM ITVBe Nightscreen 12.55-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal (S) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (R/S) 11.00 Wanted Down Under Blacklidge: (R/S) 11.45 Saved On Camera (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Newbury 10: Contestants scour Newbury Showground for bargains. (R/S) 1.00 BBC News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors Shadow Of Doubt – Part Two: (S) 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On Man Of Steel: A former rugby league legend is blackmailed by his ex who threatens to reveal a secret. (S) 3.00 Escape To The Country Cornwall: Nicki Chapman help a Croydon-based couple find a Cornish home. (R/S) 3.45 Money For Nothing Salvaging three items from Woking Recycling Centre in Surrey (S) 4.30 Ready Steady Cook Culinary contest, presented Rylan Clark-Neal. (S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S)

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BBC2 6.30 AM Money For Nothing (R/S) 7.15 Ready Steady Cook (R/S) 8.00 Sign Zone: See Hear (S) 8.30 Sign Zone: Great British Railway Journeys Bodmin To Totnes: (R/S) 9.00 BBC News At 9 (S) 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) 11.15 Politics Live (S) 1.00 PM Hardball Quiz, hosted by Ore Oduba. (R/S) 1.45 Best House In Town St Albans: Detached: Three detached properties in St Albans are in the spotlight.

(R/S) 2.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip York: (R/S) 3.00 Red Rock Donna’s phone leads the team to the murder site.

(R/S) 3.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge Scottish Castle: Two designers vie for a place in the quarter final. (R/S) 4.45 Portillo’s State Secrets Celebrity And Scandal: (R/S) 5.15 Flog It! A special episode revisiting some of the historic venues visited during this series. (R/S)

8pm Saving Lives At Sea

ITV 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment and fashion news.

(S) 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women Another helping of topical studio discussion from a female perspective, featuring celebrity interviews. (S) 1.30 Lunchtime News/Weather (S) 1.55 Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Tenable Quiz show. (R/S) 3.59 ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants work as a team to take on ruthless quiz genius the Chaser and secure a cash prize. (S)

9pm The Trouble With Maggie…

Channel 4 6.30 AM Cheers Now Pitching, Sam Malone. (R/S) 6.55 Cheers Let Me Count The Ways. (R/S) 7.20 The King Of Queens Icky Shuffle. (R/S) 7.45 The King Of Queens Awful Bigamy. (R/S) 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond Recovering Pessimist. (R/S) 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond The Dog. (R/S) 9.10 Frasier Police Story. (R/S) 9.40 Frasier Where There’s Smoke There’s Fired. (R/S) 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada (R/S) 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R/S) 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/Weather Summary (S) 12.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R/S) 1.05 Posh Pawn James is offered jewellery by 1980s pop star Leee John. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 A Place In The Sun (R/S) 4.00 A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now? In France, a bar owner gets in trouble with the local police.

(S) 5.00 Come Dine With Me (R/S)

10pm Home

6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather (S) 6.30 Regional News (S) 6.55 Party Political Broadcast (R/S)

6.00 Richard Osman’s House Of Games With Chizzy Akudolu, Miles Jupp, Amol Rajan and Ellie Taylor. (S) 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Larne To Dumfries. (R/S)

6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By the Labour Party. (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S)

6.00 The Simpsons (R/S) 6.30 Hollyoaks Edward prepares a romantic dinner for Tony and Diane.

Meanwhile, Nancy is furious. (R/S)

7.00 The One Show Magazine show. Presented by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. (S) 7.30 Match Of The Day Live: The FA Cup Sheffield Wednesday v Manchester City (Kick-off 7.45pm).

Gary Lineker presents all the action from the fifth-round tie at Hillsborough, which is followed by the draw for the sixth round.

Wednesday have already defeated one Premier League side in Brighton & Hove Albion away in the third round, but face a daunting task against the holders, who scored four against both Port Vale and Fulham in their previous games in this season’s competition. With analysis from Alan Shearer and Micah Richards. (S)

7.00 The Andrew Neil Show Interviews, discussion and analysis from Westminster, including the latest on Brexit with Andrew Neil and guests. (S)

7.00 Emmerdale Marlon feels betrayed by the Dingles. (S) 7.30 Coronation Street Daniel resolves to prove his devotion to Bethany, and Geoff offers to pay for Sally and Tim’s wedding. (S)

7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather (S)

8.00 Saving Lives At Sea The Royal National Lifeboat Institution volunteers race to rescue two teenagers stuck in mud before the incoming tide overwhelms them.

Last in the series. (S)

8.00 Harry Redknapp’s Sandbanks Summer Harry Redknapp welcomes Nick Knowles and Rita Simons to Sandbanks. (S) 8.30 Coronation Street Bethany realises the time has come to leave Weatherfield. (S)

8.00 Kirstie And Phil’s Love It Or List It Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Christine Attwood and Tony Congdon in Purley, Croydon, who need help deciding whether they should sell or upgrade their home. (R/S)

9.00 Tigers: Hunting The Traffickers Aldo Kane reports on the illegal tiger trade in South East Asia, with the endangered big cats trafficked for products including wine and glue made from their bones. (S)

9.00 The Trouble With Maggie Cole New series. Six-part drama following the lives of residents in the close-knit coastal resort of Thurlbury.

Starring Dawn French and Julie Hesmondhalgh. (S)

9.00 100 Kilo Kids: Obesity SOS Following young patients in the Bristol Royal Hospital for Children, Britain’s leading childhood obesity clinic, a last resort for children living with extreme obesity. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.25 Regional News/Weather (S) 10.35 Eating With My Ex A woman wants to know why her ex left in the middle of the night. (S)

10.00 Live At The Apollo Sarah Millican, Tom Allen, Arj Barker: Sarah Millican hosts, with Tom Allen and Arj Barker. (R/S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

10.00 ITV News At Ten/Weather (S) 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) 10.45 Peston Political magazine show presented by Robert Peston. (S)

10.00 Home Peter tries to hold the family together. (S) 10.30 Gogglebox The armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. (R/S)

11.05 Fight Dirty Two teams of housemates go up against each other to clean each others’ homes. (S) 11.35 Killing Eve Don’t I Know You?: Villanelle lures Eve to Berlin by using the agent’s name while carrying out the murder of a Chinese army colonel, and trails the MI5 officer as she and Bill investigate the killing. (R/S) 12.20 AM Killing Eve (R/S) 1.10-6.00 BBC News (S)

11.15 Win The Wilderness: Alaska The two remaining couples pay a visit to the empty property without Duane and Rena, to get a sense of what their new life in the wilderness will really be like. (R/S) 12.15 AM Sign Zone: See Hear (R/S) 12.45 Sign Zone: Universal Credit: Inside The Welfare State (R/S) 1.45 Sign Zone: Hospital (R/S) 2.45-6.30 This Is BBC Two (S)

11.40 Britain Underwater: Fighting The Floods A report from the communities that were hardest hit by the recent storms Ciara and Dennis. With behind the scenes access to the Environment Agency, as they work to stem flooding. (R/S) 12.30 AM Ideal World 3.00 Broadchurch (R/S) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.05-6.00 Judge Rinder (R/S)

11.35 First Dates (R/S) 12.30 AM The Windsors (R/S) 1.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Hannah & Mason’s. (R/S) 1.50 My Family And The Galapagos (R/S) 2.45 Come Dine With Me Brighton. (R/S) 3.40 Grand Designs (R/S) 4.35 Location, Location, Location Croydon. (R/S) 5.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems Romantic Retreat.

(R/S) 5.50-6.30 Countdown Quiz. (R/S)

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Channel 5 6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine (S) 11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News At Lunchtime (S) 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A landlord who tried to evict a tenant for withholding rent payments. (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip.

(S) 1.15 Home And Away Tori goes home, and learns that Leah is missing.

(R/S) 1.45 Neighbours Paige reveals a shocking truth after standing Mark up. (S) 2.15 FILM Secrets In A Small Town Fact-based thriller, starring Kate Drummond, Rya Kihlstedt, Ron Lea and Al Mukadam.

(Cert PG, 93 mins. 2019) (S) ★★★ 4.00 Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck: Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel.

(R/S) 4.30 Friends The One With The Screamer: Joey’s play gets terrible reviews. (R/S) 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

TIGERS: HUNTING THE TRAFFICKERS | BBC2 9PM

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10pm The Chocolate Challenge 6.00 Home And Away Tori goes home, and learns that Leah is missing. (R/S) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) 7.00 Secrets Of The Royal Palaces Behind-the-scenes tales of the British monarchy’s residences, with a royal butler recalling how he accidentally ended up dancing with the Queen. (R/S)

8.00 Health Foods: Are They A Con? Paul Connolly and Jean Johansson lift the lid on health foods and other products, meeting a Cheshire family who may be falling for some of the supermarket branding tricks. (S) 9.00 Sarah Payne. 5 Mistakes That Caught The Killer Examining the murder of Sarah Payne, an eight-year-old girl who was killed

by Roy Whiting and the mistakes he made that led to him being arrested and locked up for life. (S) 10.00 The Chocolate Challenge With The Hairy Bikers Budding chocolatiers compete for the chance to make their own chocolate bar that will be manufactured and sold. (S) 11.05 Harvey Nichols: Britain’s Poshest Department Store (R/S) 12.05 AM The Woman Who Ate a House: PICA Syndrome (R/S) 1.00 The 21.co.uk Show (S) 3.00 Access (S) 3.10 The Hotel Inspector: Checking In, Checking Out (R/S) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor (R/S) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S)

I ffeels It l a little li l strange for us to describe a programme as harrowing and sickening, and in the same breath to urge you to watch it with every fibre of our being, but that’s where we find ourselves here, as Royal Marines Commando Aldo Kane

reveals the horrifying secrets of the illegal tiger trade.

Most people in the West are unaware of the threat posed to wild tigers by traffickers, who stand to profit handsomely from illegal (and highly prized) products such as tiger-bone

wine and tiger-bone glue – and despite the best efforts of campaigners, legal loopholes are letting them get away with it. But here Aldo shows the true horror of what they’re up to, as he covertly films at illicit tiger farms in Southeast Asia.

100 KILO KIDS: OBESITY SOS | Channel 4 9PM At Bristol’s Royal Hospital for Children, a team of specialists has assembled to tackle the country’s growing child obesity problem by addressing all of the potential causes, whether they be social, medical or emotional – and that includes working with the parents, as well as the kids themselves.

This documentary follows three patients who have reached the point where serious intervention is required: Tommy, who at age 14 is weighing in around 23st, five-year-old Liliana who is double the average weight for her age, and 15-year-old Harry, whose weight has led to the collapse of his hip…

BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.35pm Nolan Live 11.35 Eating With My Ex 12.05am Fight Dirty 12.35 Killing Eve 1.20 Killing Eve 2.00-6.00 BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 1.05am Debate Night 2.05 The Edit 2.20 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.25-6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 10.30pm BBC Wales Live 11.00 Weather 11.05 Eating With My Ex 11.35 Fight Dirty 12.05am Killing Eve 12.45 Killing Eve 1.30-6.00 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND as Main BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30pm Spotlight BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 11.15pm New Voices From Wales 11.2512.15 Snow Monkeys: Natural World WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.25pm ITV News Wales At Six MERIDIAN as Main ITV except: 3.59-4.00pm ITV Meridian Weather SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 10.40pm Scotland Tonight 11.05 Peston 12.05am The Home Game 1.00-5.05 Nightscreen

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INSIDE TV WEDNESDAY 4 March Sky Witness Sky Atlantic 6.00 AM Nothing To Declare 8.00 Paramedics 9.00 Blue Bloods 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 PM Elementary 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Law & Order 3.00 The Real A&E 3.30 The Real A&E 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 6.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 6.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line

6.00 AM The Guest Wing 7.00 Without A Trace 8.00 Without A Trace 9.00 Without A Trace Doppelganger II. 10.00 The West Wing Isaac And Ishmael. 11.00 The West Wing Manchester – Part One. 12.00 PM Blue Bloods Lonely Hearts Club. 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Bodies In Motion. 2.00 The West Wing Manchester – Part One. 3.00 The West Wing Way And Means. 4.00 Without A Trace Trials. 5.00 Without A Trace Malone v Malone.

6.00 Without A Trace 4.0.

6.00 AM Monkey Life 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 7.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize 10.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00 PM NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family 4.30 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons Day Of The Jackanapes. 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Futurama Less Than Hero. 6.30 The Simpsons

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7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 7.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Documentary series.

7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Room Service: A film star is murdered.

7.00 The Simpsons Children Of A Lesser Clod: Homer opens a nursery.

7.30 The Simpsons Simpsons Tall Tales.

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8.00 Ghost Whisperer The Curse Of The Ninth: Melinda meets a haunted waiter.

8.00 Blue Bloods Thanksgiving: Henry suffers a heart attack during Thanksgiving.

8.00 The Simpsons All’s Fair In Oven War: Homer challenges Marge to a cooking competition.

8.30 The Simpsons

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9.00 Criminal Minds To Hell – And Back – Part One: Part one of two.

A serial killer leads the team into Canada.

9.00 Angels In America Louis arranges a meeting with Prior, who tries to drag Belize to the courthouse.

9.00 SEAL Team Kill Or Cure: The unit protects aid convoys in an Ebola hot zone.

10 pm

10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Assume Nothing: Part one of two.

The team suspects two serial killers are on the loose.

10.00 Avenue 5 Are You A Spider, Matt?: Sci-fi comedy.

10.35 Intelligence

11 pm

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Post-Mortem Blues: Benson is investigated by the Internal Affairs.

10.20 Angels In America In the final chapter, a fight with Joe leaves Louis scarred. Roy plays a last joke on Ethel and Prior vows to live free of secrets. Last in the series.

ZOEY’S EXTRAORDINARY PLAYLIST | E4 10PM We love a good high-concept sitcom, so this one is right up our street: computer coder and total introvert Zoey Clarke has the misfortune to be undergoing an MRI scan at the moment an earthquake

happens, which somehow causes the massive playlist of the MRI technologist to be implanted in her brain. It also has the unnerving side effect of making her hear people’s thoughts in song form…

AVENUE 5 | Sky One 10PM Good news: this sci-fi comedy has already been renewed for a second season. Hurrah!

Slightly less good news: they’re being unusually stingy about revealing what happens ahead of each episode, so we can’t tell you what’s in store. Boo!

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FINDING JOY | W 10PM Things are looking pretty good in Joy’s life, but that seems set to be short-lived after she has an encounter with the freshly recovered Flora. Throw in a hot yoga class that leads to heat-induced hallucinations, and disaster seems inevitable.

W 6.15 AM MasterChef Australia 7.30 Renovate My Home: Leave It To Bryan 8.00 Tipping Point 9.00 Tipping Point 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Supernanny US 12.00 PM Tipping Point 2.00 My Dream Home Carolyn And Brad. 3.00 My Dream Home 4.00 My Dream Home 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping Point 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 Sun, Sea And Brides To Be A missing veil is a challenge for planner Jo. 9.00 Emma Willis: Delivering Babies Emma is on the labour ward, a consultantled maternity unit. 10.00 DON’T MISS! Finding Joy 10.35 Women On The Verge 11.15 Inside The Ambulance 12.20 AM One Born Every Minute 1.15 Great Ormond Street 2.05 Code Black 3.00-6.10 Teleshopping

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Alibi 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Murdoch Mysteries 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 10.00 The Guardian 11.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 12.00 PM Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Game, Set And Murder. 1.00 Rush 2.00 Rush 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries Murdoch In Ladies Wear. 4.00 Murdoch Mysteries Victoria Cross. 5.00 Major Crimes Special Master – Part One. 6.00 Major Crimes Special Master – Part Two. 7.00 Motive Fallen.

8.00 Motive Pilot Error: Betty faces a tough case 9.00 The Gulf Dividend. 11.00 New Tricks Romans Ruined.

12.20 AM Murdoch Mysteries 1.20 The Assets 2.25 The Assets 3.10 The Guardian 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Sky One

GOLD 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 The Piglet Files 78.00 As Time Goes By 8.40 The Good Life 9.20 Porridge 10.00 Hi-de-Hi! 10.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.40 Keeping Up Appearances 1.20 Porridge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.40 Dad’s Army 3.20 Dad’s Army 4.00 Dad’s Army 4.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.40 The Good Life 7.20 Porridge 8.00 Dad’s Army 9.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys 10.00 Sandylands 10.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys 11.20 Peep Show 11.55 Peep Show 12.30 AM Mrs Brown’s Boys 1.10 Dad’s Army 1.50 Peep Show 2.20 Peep Show 2.50 Marley’s Ghosts 3.20 Marley’s Ghosts 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 The Rookie 2.00 Ghost Whisperer 3.00 Shades Of Blue 4.00 Road Wars 4.30 Road Wars 5.00-6.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response

Com. Central 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Will & Grace 10.00 The Office (US) 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00 PM Friends 12.30 Friends 1.00 Friends: First Dates 1.30 Friends 2.00 Friends 2.30 Friends 3.00 Friends 3.30 Friends 4.00 My Name Is Earl 4.30 My Name Is Earl 5.00 Friends 9.00 FILM Notting Hill Romantic comedy, starring Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant. (Cert 15, 118 mins. 1999) ++++ 11.10 FILM Leap Year Romantic comedy, starring Amy Adams and Matthew Goode. (Cert PG, 96 mins.

2010) ++ 1.10 AM The Daily Show Special 1.40 South Park 2.10 South Park 2.35 South Park 3.00 South Park 3.25 Bad Robots 3.50 Bad Robots 4.15 The Office (US) 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

12.00 AM The End 12.35 Babylon Berlin 1.45 John Adams 3.25 Californication 4.00 The West Wing 5.00-6.00 The West Wing

FOX 8.00 AM Republic Of Doyle 9.00 Bones 10.00 Bull 11.00 NCIS 12.00 PM Bones 1.00 Bones The Blonde In The Game. 2.00 The Mentalist The Silver Briefcase. 3.00 NCIS Blast From The Past.

4.00 Bull Benevolent Deception. 5.00 Bones The Truth In The Lye. 6.00 The Mentalist Green Light. 7.00 NCIS The Artful Dodger. 8.00 NCIS Status Update. 9.00 NCIS Date With Destiny.

10.00 NCIS IRL. 11.00 American Dad! Joint Custody.

11.30 American Dad! The Vacation Goo. 12.00 AM Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 1.00 American Dad! 1.30 American Dad! 2.00 The Walking Dead 3.00 American Dad! 3.30 American Dad! 4.00 Republic Of Doyle 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping

11.05 Intelligence GCHQ falls victim to a cyberattack.

11.35 The Russell Howard Hour 12.35 AM The Heist 1.35 Caught On Dashcam 2.30 The Force: Manchester 3.30 Road Wars 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Futurama 5.30-6.00 Futurama

Sky Comedy 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Everybody Hates Chris 9.00 Parks And Recreation 10.30 30 Rock 12.00 PM The Mindy Project 1.30 Modern Family 2.00 Modern Family 2.30 Everybody Hates Chris 3.30 Parks And Recreation 4.00 Parks And Recreation 4.30 Parks And Recreation 5.00 30 Rock 6.30 Modern Family 7.00 Modern Family 7.30 The Mindy Project 8.00 The Mindy Project 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 The Righteous Gemstones 9.45 Work In Progress 10.15 Sex And The City 10.50 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 11.50 The Late Late Show With James Corden 12.50 AM Entourage 1.25 Silicon Valley 2.35 Girls 3.10 Girls 3.55 30 Rock 4.25 30 Rock 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Soldier, Soldier 8.00 Soldier, Soldier 9.00 The Bill The Calm Before The Storm. 10.00 Classic Holby City Dignity. 11.00 Classic Casualty Honey Bunny. 12.00 PM The Bill Taking A Stand. 1.00 Classic EastEnders 1.40 Classic EastEnders 2.20 London’s Burning 3.20 Monarch Of The Glen 4.20 Bergerac Roots Of Evil. 5.20 Bread 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! Sing You Sinners.

6.40 As Time Goes By The New Neighbours.

Sonny (AJ Buckley) protects aid convoys in an Ebola hot zone in SEAL Team 9pm Sky One

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E4

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 The Ellen Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Full Throttle 9.20 Superstore 9.45 Superstore 10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress To Impress 12.15 PM Emmerdale 12.45 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50 Dress To Impress 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Gold 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold

6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Baby Daddy 9.00 Mike & Molly 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Goldbergs 12.00 PM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 Baby Daddy 2.30 Baby Daddy 3.00 Mike & Molly 3.30 Mike & Molly 4.00 The Goldbergs 4.30 The Goldbergs 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Big Bang Theory

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8.55 AM Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 9.15 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 10.05 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 11.05 Emergency Helicopter Medics 12.10 PM 999: On The Front Line 1.15 Escape To The Chateau: DIY 2.15 Four In A Bed 2.50 Four In A Bed 3.20 Four In A Bed 3.50 Four In A Bed 4.25 Four In A Bed 4.55 The Secret Life Of The Zoo 5.55 The Supervet 6.55 Escape To The Chateau: DIY

7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine The Mischievous Tinkle In Howard’s Eyes.

7.00 PM Grand Tours Of The Scottish Islands From Flottay To Sanday: War And Peace In The North: With Paul Murton.

7.00 PM Beyond 100 Days/Weather 7.30 The Yorkshire Dales Swaledale: Paul Rose explores Swaledale.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold Narrated by comedian Harry Hill.

7.00 Hollyoaks Edward decides to turn his attentions to Marnie and to make Diane jealous.

7.30 Man With A Plan

8.00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates Helping Hansi: A persecuted pensioner seeks his long-lost sister.

8.00 Corner Shop Cook-Off Chef Gary Maclean goes up against Glasgow chef Julie Lin MacLeod.

8.00 The Victorian House Of Arts And Crafts Modern crafters move in to a Victorian arts and crafts commune.

8.00 Two And A Half Men Some Kind Of Lesbian Zombie.

8.30 Two And A Half Men US comedy.

8.00 The Goldbergs Food In A Geoffy.

8.30 Schooled The Rudy-ing Of Toby Murphy.

8.00 Jon Snow’s Very Hard Questions Quiz show, hosted by Jon Snow.

9.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries Seasoned Murder – Part One.

9.00 The Nine The latest Scottish, UK and international news.

9.00 A Very British History Whatever Happened To The Boat People?: Last in the series.

9.00 Family Guy Internal Affairs: Animation.

9.30 Family Guy Into Fat Air: Lois is reunited with an old flame.

9.00 Celebs Go Dating Liv Bentley’s love life could be looking up with an intimate date in a shed with roofer Dom.

9.00 The Great Pottery Throw Down The four remaining amateur potters 9 pm take part in the semi-final.

10.00 New Tricks Powerhouse: The team questions whether an executed man was guilty.

10.00 Bob Servant Independent Comedy.

10.30 Debate Night Topical debate on the big issues affecting Scotland.

10.00 The Stuarts A King Without A Crown: The impact of the Wars of the Three Kingdoms.

10.00 Celebrity Juice Comedy quiz, hosted by Keith Lemon.

10.50 Family Guy Be Careful What You Fish For.

10.00 Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist Pilot: New series. Musical drama, starring Jane Levy.

10.00 Coastal Railways With Julie Walters The actress travels around the UK coast by train.

11.15 Waking The Dead Life Sentence: Featurelength episode. Boyd reinvestigates a past theory.

11.30 The Edit Entertainment news with Amy Irons.

11.45 Insider’s Guide 11.55-12.00 Loop

11.00 Blood And Gold: The Making Of Spain With Simon Sebag Montefiore Reconquest.

11.20 American Dad! 11.50 American Dad! Widow’s Pique: Francine poses as a widow while Stan is away on a mission.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Contraction: Comedy.

11.05 24 Hours In A&E A 12-year-old girl is treated after falling down a flight of stairs.

12.00 AM Treasures Of Ancient Greece 1.00 Rhythms Of India 2.00 The Victorian House Of Arts And Crafts 3.00-4.00 A Very British History

12.20 AM Two And A Half Men 12.45 Two And A Half Men 1.15 Timewasters 1.45 Timewasters 2.15 CelebAbility 3.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.25 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

12.00 AM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.00 Celebs Go Dating 2.05 First Dates Hotel 3.00 Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist 3.55 The Goldbergs 4.20 Schooled 4.45 The Big Bang Theory 5.10-6.00 The Big Bang Theory

12.10 AM 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1.15 The Great Pottery Throw Down 2.15 24 Hours In A&E 3.203.50 Food Unwrapped

1.55 AM The Bill 2.45 London’s Burning 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00 PM Timber Kings 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster Twelve Blush Majesty Two. 7.00 Room 101 7.40 Room 101 8.20 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You 9.20 QI Hoaxes. 10.00 Hypothetical 11.00 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit Gregg Wallace v Jodie Kidd.

12.00 AM Taskmaster 1.00 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You 2.15 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier 3.00 Zapped 3.35 The Indestructibles 4.006.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera 9.25 Law & Order 10.10 CSI: NY 11.05 CSI: NY 12.00 PM Law & Order In Vino Veritas.

1.00 Law & Order 2.00 Law & Order 3.00 Law & Order 4.00 Murder, She Wrote 5.00 Murder, She Wrote 6.00 Law & Order 7.00 Law & Order Gunplay. 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans Let It Ride. 9.00 Rookie Blue Moving Day. 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Brother’s Keeper. 11.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 30. 11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Spousal Privilege. 12.55 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.55 Law & Order: Los Angeles 2.50 Law & Order: Los Angeles 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 High Street TV 8.00 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.20 House 10.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.05 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home And Away 4.00 House 5.00 House 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home And Away 7.00 Maternity Ward 8.00 10 Years Younger In 10 Days Gail And Sarah. 9.00 Filthy House SOS 10.00 Hoarders: Landfill In My Living Room 11.00 FILM Snatch (Cert 18, 98 mins.

2000) +++ 1.05 AM Prison Life: Raw & Real 2.05 Prison Life: Raw & Real 3.05 Riverdale 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street 6.25 Classic Coronation Street 6.55 Classic Emmerdale 7.25 Classic Emmerdale 7.55 Heartbeat 8.55 The Darling Buds Of May Climb 10.00 That’s My Boy 10.30 Inspector Morse 12.40 PM Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale 2.15 Classic Emmerdale 2.50 Classic Coronation Street 3.20 Classic Coronation Street 3.55 Midsomer Murders Four Funerals And A Wedding.

5.55 Heartbeat Seeds Of Destruction. 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Inspector Morse 1.20 AM Inspector Morse 3.10 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Quincy ME 7.00 Kojak 8.10 The Saint 9.15 Minder 10.20 The Professionals 11.20 The Sweeney 12.25 PM Quincy ME The Shadow Of Death.

1.35 Kojak Sister Maria. 2.35 The Saint The Man Who Liked Lions. 3.40 Minder The Beer Hunter. 4.50 The Professionals Discovered In A Graveyard. 5.50 The Sweeney 7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special 8.00 World Superbike Highlights 9.00 FILM Beverly Hills Cop II Includes FYI Daily.

(Cert 15, 96 mins. 1987) ++ 11.10 FILM Crank Action thriller, starring Jason Statham. (Cert 18, 84 mins.

2006) +++ 12.55 AM Fishing Impossible 1.55 Lethal Weapon 2.50 Nightscreen 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Bachelor In Paradise 7.55 Bachelor In Paradise 8.50 Be Beautiful 9.00 LittleBe 12.00 PM Income Property 12.25 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 1.20 Vanderpump Rules 2.15 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 3.10 The Real Housewives Of New York City 4.05 The Real Housewives Of Dallas 5.00 The Real Housewives Of Dallas 6.00 Masters Of Flip Double Trouble. 7.00 Buying And Selling 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 Sam And Billie Faiers: The Mummy Diaries 10.00 Growing Up Chrisley 10.30 Growing Up Chrisley 11.00 Singletown 12.00 AM The Only Way Is Essex 12.45 ITVBe Nightscreen 12.556.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal (S) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (S) 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited Fitzpatrick Revisit: (R/S) 11.45 Saved On Camera (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Newark 21: From Newark Antiques and Collectors Fair. (R/S) 1.00 BBC News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors Shadow Of Doubt – Part Three: (S) 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On Redundant: A middle-aged woman is forced to fight for her job. (S) 3.00 Escape To The Country Lake District: A couple hunt for a family home in Cumbria. (R/S) 3.45 Money For Nothing Saving an old radio, a set of chairs and a chest of drawers (S) 4.30 Ready Steady Cook Mother and daughter Azra and Hannah do battle in the culinary contest. Hosted by Rylan Clark-Neal. (S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S)

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BBC2 6.30 AM Money For Nothing (R/S) 7.15 Ready Steady Cook (R/S) 8.00 Sign Zone: Great British Railway Journeys Paignton To Tiverton: (R/S) 8.30 Sign Zone: Lose Weight And Get Fit With Tom Kerridge (R/S) 9.00 BBC News At 9 (S) 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) 12.15 PM Politics Live Andrew Neil and guests discuss the big political issues of the day. (S) 1.00 Hardball Quiz, hosted by Ore Oduba.

(R/S) 1.45 Best House In Town St Albans: Wildcard: (R/S) 2.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip Evesham: (R/S) 3.00 Red Rock (R/S) 3.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge Thatched Village: Transforming a bedroom in a thatched cottage. (R/S) 4.45 Portillo’s State Secrets Mysteries: (R/S) 5.15 Flog It! Nottingham: From the University of Nottingham. Presented by Paul Martin. (R/S)

8pm Secrets Of The Museum

ITV 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment and fashion news.

(S) 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women The women put the world to rights once more and invite a celebrity guest to chat about what they are up to. (S) 1.30 Lunchtime News/Weather (S) 1.55 Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Tenable We Have Clift Off. (R/S) 3.59 ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants work as a team to take on ruthless quiz genius the Chaser and secure a cash prize. (S)

9pm Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King

Channel 4 6.30 AM Cheers Father Knows Last. (R/S) 6.55 Cheers The Boys In The Bar. (R/S) 7.20 The King Of Queens Lost Vegas.

(R/S) 7.45 The King Of Queens Dugan Groupie. (R/S) 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond Neighbours. (R/S) 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond Fascinatin’ Debra. (R/S) 9.10 Frasier Frasier Loves Roz. (R/S) 9.40 Frasier The Focus Group.

(R/S) 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada (R/S) 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Flamangos. (R/S) 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/Weather Summary (S) 12.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R/S) 1.05 Posh Pawn Memorabilia expert Lawrence’s knowledge of cars is put to the test. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 Crufts 2020 (S) 4.00 A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now? Catching up with a fruit juice entrepreneur on the French Riviera. (S) 5.00 Come Dine With Me (R/S)

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6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather (S) 6.30 Regional News (S) 6.55 Party Political Broadcast (R/S)

6.00 Richard Osman’s House Of Games With Chizzy Akudolu, Miles Jupp, Amol Rajan and Ellie Taylor. (S) 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R/S)

6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.25 Party Political Broadcast (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S)

6.00 The Simpsons (R/S) 6.30 Hollyoaks Edward decides to turn his attentions to Marnie and make Diane jealous. (R/S)

7.00 The One Show Live magazine show, presented by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. (S) 7.30 EastEnders Gray’s boss urges him to make Kush plead guilty – leading to a confrontation with Kat. (S)

7.00 MOTDx Football discussion presented by Jermaine Jenas. (S) 7.30 Villages By The Sea Archaeologist Ben Robinson examines the history of Clovelly in Devon. (R/S)

7.00 Emmerdale Dawn receives news about the custody of Lucas and Marlon makes a huge decision regarding his family. (S) 7.30 Diet: Trust Your Gut? Tonight The importance of the digestive system. (S)

7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather (S)

8.00 MasterChef John Torode and Gregg Wallace preside as six more hopefuls compete in the second heat, getting their first chance to win a MasterChef apron by serving up their signature dish. (S)

8.00 Secrets Of The Museum Frankenstein’s monster is brought back to life at the V&A, the curators discover photographs of the real Alice in Wonderland and repairs are made to Shakespeare’s First Folio. (S)

8.00 Emmerdale Al has to work hard to get Ellis back onside. (S) 8.30 How To Spend It Well On Holiday New series. Phillip Schofield hosts this consumer travel show designed to help tourists get the best holiday for their money (S)

8.00 Crufts 2020 Clare Balding presents highlights from the NEC in Birmingham, featuring the Flyball, Agility and Heelwork to Music, while topics under discussion include dogs in mental health. (S)

9.00 Noughts And Crosses New series.

Drama set in a fictional world where black people rule over a white underclass, following two young people who are divided by their race, but united by love. (S)

9.00 Hospital The work of Alder Hey Children’s Hospital, following a baby about to have surgery and a 17-year-old with cerebral palsy as she reaches adulthood and leaves the hospital’s care. (S)

9.00 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy King Following his contest against Otto Wallin, Fury takes part in a WWE bout, finally has a rematch with Deontay Wilder confirmed and parts ways with trainer Ben Davison.

Last in the series. (S)

9.00 Hunted The hunters subject a captured fugitive to devious psychological pressures, while Hayley risks returning to Wigan to be reunited with her dog. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.25 Regional News/Weather (S) 10.35 Question Time Fiona Bruce hosts the topical debate from Tunbridge Wells.(S)

10.00 Vic & Bob’s Big Night Out Featuring a welcome return for Novelty Island, and a special rendition of That’s Magic. (R/S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

10.00 ITV News At Ten/Weather (S) 10.30 Regional News/Weather (S) 10.45 Liar Andrew’s body is found on the Kent marshes. Return of the thriller, starring Joanne Froggatt. (R/S)

10.00 First Dates Healthcare assistant Anthony wants to put his wild past behind him and bank manager-turned-performer Howard wonders if his date will recognise him. (S)

11.35 Newscast/Weather Laura Kuenssberg, Chris Mason, Katya Adler and Adam Fleming present their weekly round-up from Westminster, delivering their usual mix of serious analysis and light-hearted gossip about the biggest stories in politics. (S) 12.10-6.00 AM BBC News (S)

11.15 Match Of The Day: The FA Cup (S) 11.40 Live SheBelieves Cup USA v England: The opening match for both nations. (Kick-off 12.00am). (S) 2.15 AM Sign Zone: Confronting Holocaust Denial With David Baddiel (R/S) 3.15 Sign Zone: Dom Does America Soldier: (R/S) 4.00 Sign Zone: Trust Me, I’m A Doctor (R/S) 4.30-6.30 This Is BBC Two (S)

11.45 Dancing On Ice The semi-final of the skating contest, in which the celebrities must each perform for judges Jayne Torvill, Christopher Dean, Ashley Banjo and John Barrowman in the hope of winning a place in next week’s final. (R/S) 1.20 AM Ideal World 3.00 Diet: Trust Your Gut? Tonight (R/S) 3.25 Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.05-6.00 Judge Rinder (R/S)

11.00 24 Hours In A&E (R/S) 12.00 AM 100 Kilo Kids… (R/S) 1.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R/S) 1.50 Home (R/S) 2.15 Baghdad Central (R/S) 3.10 Starbucks & Nespresso: The Truth About Your Coffee – Dispatches (R/S) 3.35 Come Dine With Me (R/S) 4.30 Location, Location… (R/S) 5.25 Cooking Up A Fortune (R/S) 5.50-6.30 Countdown (R/S)

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Channel 5 6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine (S) 11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News At Lunchtime (S) 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Stavros and Emily try to get their house back from squatters. (R/S) 1.10 Access (S) 1.15 Home And Away Lives hang in the balance as the hospital siege escalates. (R/S) 1.45 Neighbours Harlow reluctantly attends Gary’s welcome back barbecue for Prue. (S) 2.15 FILM A Wedding To Die For Thriller, starring Christa B Allen, Danielle C Ryan, Jaleel White and Jacob Young. (105 mins. 2019) (S) ★★★ 4.00 Friends The One With Ross’s Thing: Ross finds a growth on his buttocks. (R/S) 4.30 Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion: Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal. (R/S) 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

NOUGHTS AND CROSSES | BBC1 9PM 9pm 10 Years Younger In 10 Days 6.00 Home And Away Lives hang in the balance as the hospital siege escalates. (R/S) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) 7.00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies The comedian returns to help more sick canines, including a Staffordshire bull terrier who has a suspected broken leg and a mystery lump. (R/S)

8.00 Britain’s Naughtiest Nursery (S)

9.00 10 Years Younger In 10 Days Paulette And Tom: Cherry Healey meets recovering alcoholic Paulette, who has been sober for six years, helping her to transform her look. (S) 10.00 Me & My Beautiful Face Documentary in which individuals speak straight to the camera, here talking about the psychological challenges of having facial structures different from the norm. (S) 11.05 Billionaire Kids: Diamond Lives (R/S) 12.05 AM Eamonn And Ruth: Blowing A Fortune (R/S) 1.00 The 21. co.uk Live Casino Show (S) 3.00 Access (S) 3.10 Paddington Station 24/7 (R/S) 4.00 Tattoo Disasters UK (R/S) 4.25 Tattoo Disasters UK (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor (R/S) 5.10 Nick’s Quest (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S)

Cross words C Considering id i there h was a point seven years or so ago where big-budget adaptations of dystopian young-adult novel series were everywhere, it’s a little surprising that we’ve had to wait this long for Malorie Blackwell’s Noughts & Crosses

books (first published in 2001) to get the dramatisation treatment – but better late than never, as far as we’re concerned.

The setting for the series is an alternate reality where strict race laws keep the black ruling class (the ‘Crosses’) and the white

underclass (the ‘Noughts’) as separate as possible. Needless to say, love between the two is explicitly forbidden, and that becomes a problem for childhood friends Sephy (a Cross) and Callum (a Nought), as they grow closer and closer…

HUNTED | Channel 4 9PM Getting separated from your partner on this show rarely leads to anything good, and sadly Frankie hasn’t bucked that trend. After splitting up from Dan, she gets captured by the Hunters, who put pressure on her to sell him out – will she be able to withstand their psychological games? As for Dan himself, he’s still out on his own somewhere in Cheshire – but that makes him even more vulnerable to the possibility of betrayal at the hands of his new friends. Meanwhile, in another move that previous experience leads us to advise against, Hayley risks returning home to Wigan to see her dog.

BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.35pm The View 11.15 Question Time 12.15am Newscast 12.45-6.00 BBC News WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.25pm ITV News Wales At Six 7.30-8.00 Hook’s Line On England: A Six Nations Special 8.30-9.00 Coast & Country 10.45 Diet: Trust Your Gut? Tonight 11.15-11.45 How To Spend It Well On Holiday SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 7.30-8.00pm Scotland Tonight 8.30-9.00 Diet: Trust Your Gut? Tonight 10.45 How To Spend It Well On Holiday 11.15 Liar 12.10am Dancing On Ice 1.45 Diet: Trust Your Gut? Tonight 2.10-5.05 Nightscreen

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INSIDE TV THURSDAY 5 March Sky Witness Sky Atlantic 6.00 AM Nothing To Declare 8.00 Paramedics 9.00 Blue Bloods 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 PM Elementary 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Law & Order 3.00 The Real A&E 3.30 The Real A&E 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 6.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 6.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line

6.00 AM The Guest Wing 7.00 Without A Trace Trials. 8.00 Without A Trace Malone v Malone. 9.00 Without A Trace 4.0. 10.00 The West Wing Manchester – Part One. 11.00 The West Wing Way And Means.

12.00 PM Blue Bloods Thanksgiving. 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Room Service.

2.00 The West Wing On The Day Before. 3.00 The West Wing War Crimes.

4.00 Without A Trace Penitence. 5.00 Without A Trace Volcano. 6.00 Without A Trace Party Girl.

6.00 AM Monkey Life 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 7.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize 10.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00 PM NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family 4.30 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons. 5.30 Futurama Teenage Mutant Leela’s Hurdles. 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons

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7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 7.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line Documentary series.

7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Bite Me: A man is suspected of killing his wife.

7.00 The Simpsons Fat Man And Little Boy: Bart creates a range of novelty T-shirts.

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8.00 Ghost Whisperer Giving Up The Ghost: Melinda helps a possessed baseball player.

8.00 Blue Bloods Moonlighting: A dangerous convict strikes a deal with Danny.

8.00 A League Of Their Own With Aaron Ramsey, Romesh Ranganathan and Kate Abdo.

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9.00 The Rookie Clean Cut: Two of the rookies are set to receive special awards.

9.00 John Adams Peacefield: The elderly statesman writes his memoirs.

9.00 The Heist Forensic evidence puts Will and Ishy into the spotlight.

10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Let It Bleed: A drug baron’s daughter is found dead.

10.20 The Sopranos Fortunate Son: Anthony Jr becomes a football star.

10.00 The Force: North East Snakes, Lives And Videotape: Officers race to save a man threatening to kill himself.

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Reasonable Doubt: A TV producer is suspected of molesting his daughter.

11.35 The Sopranos Employee Of The Month: Dr Melfi is raped.

11.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 Desert Island: Karl Pilkington visits a desert island.

12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Chicago Med 2.00 Chicago Fire 3.00 Chicago PD 4.00 Shades Of Blue 5.00-6.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response

12.45 AM Public Enemy 1.50 Dolittle: Special 2.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 3.00 Public Enemy 4.10 The West Wing 5.05-6.00 The West Wing

12.00 AM Intelligence 12.30 Intelligence 1.00 Caught On Dashcam 2.00 The Late Late Show With James Corden: Best Of The Week 3.00 The Force: Manchester 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Futurama 5.30-6.00 Futurama

WAR OF THE WORLDS | Fox 9PM Just to clear up any confusion, this isn’t the BBC adaptation that aired at the end of last year, but an entirely separate interpretation. This one takes place in modern-day Europe, as astronomers detect a

transmission from another galaxy that heralds the arrival of extra-terrestrial invaders who leave humanity on the brink of extinction. The cast includes Gabriel Byrne and Elizabeth McGovern.

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DIRTY STREAMING: THE INTERNET’S BIG… | BBC3 6AM …Secret is the full title of this documentary, which looks at the ecological impact of the streaming revolution and the proportion of the world’s energy used by the internet. Beth Webb asks if more could be done using renewable energy.

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The final episode of this tuneful dating show sees healthcare assistant Demi attempting to find a love connection by singing to her suitors, while newly single Nathan performs two songs close to his heart, to woo his musical matches.

W 6.10 AM MasterChef Australia 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 Tipping Point 9.00 Tipping Point 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Supernanny US 12.00 PM Tipping Point 1.00 Tipping Point 2.00 My Dream Home Ryan And Julie. 3.00 My Dream Home 4.00 My Dream Home 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping Point 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 Sun, Sea And Brides To Be 9.00 Inside The Ambulance Documentary series following the paramedics of West Midlands Ambulance Service. 10.00 One Born: What Happened Next? 11.00 Inside The Ambulance 12.00 AM One Born Every Minute 1.00 Great Ormond Street 1.50 Code Black 2.35 Renovate My Home: Leave It To Bryan 3.00-6.10 Teleshopping

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Alibi 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Murdoch Mysteries 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.00 Murdoch Mysteries 10.00 The Guardian 11.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 12.00 PM Major Crimes 1.00 Rush 2.00 Rush 3.00 Murdoch Mysteries 4.00 Murdoch Mysteries 5.00 Murdoch Mysteries Crime And Punishment. 6.00 Major Crimes A Rose Is A Rose. 7.00 Motive Reversal Of Fortune. 8.00 Motive Best Enemies. 9.00 Carter Harley Loses A Finger. 10.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries Space For Murder – Part Two. 11.00 New Tricks In Vino Veritas. 12.20 AM Murdoch Mysteries 1.20 The Assets 2.25 The Assets 3.10 The Guardian 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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GOLD 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 The Piglet Files 7.35 The Piglet Files 8.00 As Time Goes By 8.40 The Good Life 9.20 Porridge 10.00 Hi-deHi! 10.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.40 PM Keeping Up Appearances 1.20 Porridge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.40 The Good Life 3.20 Keeping Up Appearances 4.00 Dad’s Army 4.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.40 The Good Life 7.20 Porridge 8.00 Dad’s Army 8.40 Dad’s Army 9.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys 10.00 Sandylands 10.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys 11.20 Peep Show 12.25 AM Lenny Henry’s Race Through Comedy 1.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys 2.05 Peep Show 2.30 Marley’s Ghosts 3.00 The Rebel 3.35 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Com. Central 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Will & Grace 8.35 Will & Grace 9.00 Will & Grace 9.30 Will & Grace 10.00 The Office (US) 10.30 The Office (US) 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00 PM Friends 12.30 Friends 1.00 Friends 1.30 Friends 2.00 Friends 2.30 Friends 3.00 Bad Robots 3.30 Bad Robots Ups 4.00 Bad Robots 4.30 Bad Robots 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Friends 6.30 Friends 7.00 Friends 7.30 Friends 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 FILM The Intern (Cert 12, 118 mins. 2015) ++++ 11.30 FILM Eurotrip (Cert 15, 89 mins. 2004) +++ 1.30 AM The Daily Show 2.00 South Park 2.30 South Park 3.00 South Park 3.25 Bad Robots 4.15 The Office (US) 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

FOX 8.00 AM Republic Of Doyle 9.00 Bones 10.00 Bull 11.00 NCIS 12.00 PM Bones The Truth In The Lye. 1.00 Bones The Girl In Suite 2103. 2.00 The Mentalist Green Light.

3.00 NCIS Status Update.

4.00 Bull School For Scandal.

5.00 Bones The Girl With The Curl. 6.00 The Mentalist Little Yellow House. 7.00 NCIS Patience. 8.00 NCIS No Good Deed. 9.00 DON’T MISS! War Of The Worlds 10.00 DON’T MISS! War Of The Worlds 11.00 American Dad! 11.30 American Dad! 12.00 AM Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 1.00 American Dad! 1.30 American Dad! 2.00 Family Guy 2.30 Family Guy 3.00 American Dad! 3.30 American Dad! 4.00 Republic Of Doyle 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping

Sky Comedy 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Everybody Hates Chris 9.00 Parks And Recreation 10.30 30 Rock 12.00 PM The Mindy Project 1.30 Modern Family 2.30 Everybody Hates Chris 3.30 Parks And Recreation 4.00 Parks And Recreation 4.30 Parks And Recreation 5.00 30 Rock 5.30 30 Rock 6.00 30 Rock 6.30 Modern Family 7.00 Modern Family 7.30 The Mindy Project 8.00 The Mindy Project 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies 10.15 Sex And The City 10.50 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 11.50 The Late Late Show With James Corden 12.50 AM Entourage 1.25 Silicon Valley 2.00 Silicon Valley 2.35 Girls 3.45 30 Rock 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 Coronation Street 8.50 Coronation Street 9.20 Superstore Minor Crimes.

9.45 Superstore Salary.

10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress To Impress 12.15 PM Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.15 Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen Show 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50 Dress To Impress 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold

6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Baby Daddy 9.00 Mike & Molly 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Goldbergs 12.00 PM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 Baby Daddy 2.30 Baby Daddy 3.00 Mike & Molly 3.30 Mike & Molly 4.00 The Goldbergs 4.30 The Goldbergs 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 6.30 The Big Bang Theory

7.00 PM Beyond 100 Days/Weather 7.30 The Yorkshire Dales Wharfedale: Last in the series.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Yearbook A celebration of all the major events in the calendar.

7.00 Hollyoaks Toby is angry when he sees Romeo leaving his flat.

7.30 Man With A Plan Valentine’s Day.

8.00 Getting Hitched Asian Style Saffron Events plan the weddings of two young couples.

8.00 The Real T-Rex With Chris Packham The naturalist uses new research to create a CGI representation of a T-Rex.

8.00 Two And A Half Men Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer.

8.30 Two And A Half Men Comedy.

8.00 Young Sheldon 8.30 Young Sheldon A Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken And Holy Matrimony: Comedy.

8.00 Escape To The Chateau: DIY Dick and Angel host a special wedding for close friends.

9.00 The Nine The latest Scottish, UK and international news.

9.00 The Day The Dinosaurs Died An expedition to determine if an asteroid strike killed off the dinosaurs.

9.00 Celebs Go Dating Alison Hammond has a curious date with new man Bobby Ray.

9.00 Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes The property expert visits Harewood House.

10.00 New Tricks Buried Treasure: Two people confess to murder.

10.00 Love Song A healthcare assistant seeks a singing soulmate. Last in the series.

10.00 The Stuarts A Family At War: How became part of Great Britain in 1707. Last in the series.

9.00 Bridesmaids A disorganised woman takes charge of her best friend’s bridal party, but the wife of the groom’s boss causes problems. Comedy, with Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy. (Cert 15, 124 mins. 2011) ++++

10.00 Celebrity Gogglebox Shows under scrutiny include Love Island and Nigella: At My Table.

10.00 24 Hours In A&E A girl is treated after being 10 hit by a car and knocked pm under a bus.

11.20 Waking The Dead Deathwatch: Featurelength episode. The team hears a gangster’s deathbed confession.

11.00 Bob Servant Independent Comedy.

11.30-12.00 Two Doors Down Beth’s hopes of a nice lunch are dashed.

11.00 Female Filmmakers: BBC Introducing Arts

11.35 Family Guy Ratings Guy: The Griffins are invited to have their TV viewing habits monitored.

11.05 The Big Bang Theory 11.35 The Big Bang Theory The Rothman Disintegration: Comedy.

11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Crimes committed by young drivers.

12.00 AM How We Built Britain 1.00 Rhythms Of India 2.00 Flights Of Fancy: Pigeons And The British 3.00-4.00 Age Of The Image

12.05 AM Family Guy 12.30 American Dad! 12.55 American Dad! 1.25 The Stand Up Sketch Show 1.55 Two And A Half Men 2.25 CelebAbility 3.05 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

12.05 AM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.05 Celebs Go Dating 2.10 First Dates Hotel 3.05 Celebrity Gogglebox 4.00 The Big Bang Theory 4.25 The Big Bang Theory 4.50 How I Met Your Mother 5.156.00 How I Met Your Mother

12.05 AM Phil Spencer’s Stately Homes 1.10 24 Hours In A&E 2.15 999: What’s Your Emergency? 3.20-3.45 Food Unwrapped

6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Soldier, Soldier 8.00 Soldier, Soldier 9.00 The Bill Taking A Stand. 10.00 Classic Holby City The Innocents – Part One. 11.00 Classic Casualty The Ties That Bind. 12.00 PM The Bill A Different Ball Game.

1.00 Classic EastEnders 1.40 Classic EastEnders 2.20 London’s Burning 3.20 Monarch Of The Glen 4.20 Bergerac Entente Cordiale. 5.20 Bread 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! Maplin Intercontinental. 6.40 As Time Goes By The Bypass.

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7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine Of Passion And Pizza.

7.00 PM Sportscene Action from the midweek Premiership fixtures.

8.00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries A Cry For Justice: Feature-length episode. Reinstated to the rank of DS, Havers goes undercover to solve a murder at an exclusive club. The case makes Lynley realise the importance of his family.

Nyla Harper (Mekia Cox) continues her work as a training officer in The Rookie 9pm Sky Witness

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 11.00 American Pickers 12.00 PM Timber Kings 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Room 101 7.40 Room 101 8.20 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You 9.20 QI 10.00 Meet The Richardsons 10.40 QI Hanimals. 11.20 Mock The Week 12.00 AM Taskmaster 1.00 Have I Got A Bit More Old News For You 2.10 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier 3.00 Zapped 3.35 The Indestructibles 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera 9.25 Law & Order 10.10 CSI: NY 11.05 CSI: NY 12.00 PM Law & Order Remains Of The Day. 1.00 Law & Order Charity Case. 2.00 Law & Order Everybody Loves Raimondo’s.

2.55 Law & Order Vendetta.

3.55 Murder, She Wrote 5.00 Murder, She Wrote 6.00 Law & Order 7.00 Law & Order 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Players. 11.05 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 12.00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 2.00 Law & Order: Los Angeles 2.55 Law & Order: Los Angeles 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 High Street TV 8.00 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.20 House 10.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 12.05 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 2.00 Can’t Pay? My Nightmare Ex Wife 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home And Away 4.00 House 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home And Away 7.00 Spray Tan Mums: Single And Proud 8.00 FILM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 Romantic fantasy sequel. (Cert 12, 117 mins. 2011) ++ 10.15 FILM Bad Teacher Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz. (Cert 15, 92 mins. 2011) +++ 12.05 AM Two And A Half Men 2.05 FILM Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Road Chip (Cert U, 90 mins. 2015) ++

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6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street 6.25 Classic Coronation Street 6.55 Classic Emmerdale 7.25 Classic Emmerdale 7.55 Heartbeat Seeds Of Destruction. 8.55 The Darling Buds Of May 10.00 That’s My Boy 10.30 Inspector Morse 12.40 PM Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale 2.15 Classic Emmerdale 2.50 Classic Coronation Street 3.20 Classic Coronation Street 3.55 Midsomer Murders The House In The Woods. 5.55 Heartbeat No Laughing Matter. 6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Inspector Morse 1.15 AM A Touch Of Frost 3.00 That’s My Boy 3.25 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Quincy ME 7.00 Kojak 8.10 The Saint 9.15 Minder 10.15 The Professionals 11.20 The Sweeney 12.25 PM Quincy ME Stolen Tears. 1.30 Kojak Another Gypsy Queen. 2.35 The Saint 3.40 Minder 4.50 The Professionals. 5.50 The Sweeney 7.00 The Chase Celebrity Special 8.00 Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest Airport 8.30 Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest Airport 9.00 FILM Goldfinger Includes FYI Daily. (Cert PG, 105 mins.

1964) +++++ 11.15 FILM Wanted Action adventure, starring James McAvoy and Angelina Jolie. Includes FYI Daily. (Cert 18, 105 mins.

2008) +++ 1.25 AM The Sweeney 2.30 The Protectors 3.00-6.00 Teleshopping

8.55 AM A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 9.45 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 10.45 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 11.50 Emergency Helicopter Medics 12.50 PM 999: On The Front Line 1.50 Escape To The Chateau: DIY 2.50 Four In A Bed The Black Lion. 3.20 Four In A Bed The Wheatsheaf. 3.50 Four In A Bed Sherwood Guesthouse. 4.20 Four In A Bed 4.55 Four In A Bed 5.20 The Secret Life Of The Zoo 6.30 Crufts 2020

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Bachelor In Paradise 7.55 Bachelor In Paradise 8.45 Be Beautiful 9.00 LittleBe 12.00 PM Income Property Carol. 12.25 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 1.20 Vanderpump Rules 2.15 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 3.10 The Real Housewives Of New York City 4.05 The Real Housewives Of Dallas 5.00 The Real Housewives Of Dallas 6.00 Masters Of Flip Flood In, Flood Out. 7.00 Buying And Selling Dana And Terry. 8.00 Dinner Date Dee. 9.00 Totally Unbelievable 10.00 Married To Medicine Trouble In Paradise. 11.00 Singletown 12.00 AM The Only Way Is Essex 12.45 ITVBe Nightscreen 12.556.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Breakfast (S) 9.15 Britain’s Housing Scandal (S) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer (R/S) 11.00 Wanted Down Under Revisited Underwood Revisit: (R/S) 11.45 Saved On Camera (S) 12.15 PM Bargain Hunt Liverpool 27: From Liverpool Antique Centre. (S) 1.00 BBC News At One; Weather (S) 1.30 Regional News (S) 1.45 Doctors The Chase: (S) 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On Home: A bereaved mother befriends a young homeless man. Last in the series. (S) 3.00 Escape To The Country Forest Of Dean: Jonnie Irwin is tasked with a propertysearching mission in the Forest of Dean.

(R/S) 3.45 Money For Nothing Transforming a pair of chairs and a laundry basket. (S) 4.30 Ready Steady Cook Sinead and her grandmother Jean compete. Presented Rylan Clark-Neal. (S) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R/S)

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BBC2 6.30 AM Money For Nothing (R/S) 7.15 Ready Steady Cook (R/S) 8.00 Sign Zone: Winterwatch (R/S) 9.00 BBC News At 9 (S) 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S) 12.15 PM Politics Live Jo Coburn and guests discuss the big political issues of the day. (S) 1.00 Hardball Quiz, hosted by Ore Oduba. (R/S) 1.45 Best House In Town St Albans: Final: The week’s winning St Albans properties receive a second inspection. (R/S) 2.30 Terry And Mason’s Great Food Trip Canterbury: (R/S) 3.00 Red Rock Paudge’s vendetta against Doyle becomes physical.

(R/S) 3.45 The Great Interior Design Challenge Georgian Terrace: The three remaining designers work on a smart Georgian terrace in Bath. (R/S) 4.45 Portillo’s State Secrets Sport And Politics: (R/S) 5.15 Flog It! Kent: From Kent. Presented by Paul Martin. (S)

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ITV 6.00 AM Good Morning Britain (S) 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment and fashion news.

(S) 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle features. (S) 12.30 PM Loose Women Celebrity interviews and topical debate from a female perspective. (S) 1.30 Lunchtime News/Weather (S) 1.55 Regional News/Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S) 3.00 Tenable Finch Perfect: Quiz, hosted by Warwick Davis. (R/S) 3.59 ITV London Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot. (S) 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh presents as four contestants pit their wits against the Chaser in the hope of winning a potential prize pot worth thousands of pounds. (S)

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Channel 4 6.30 AM Cheers Diane’s Perfect Date.

(R/S) 6.55 Cheers No Contest. (R/S) 7.20 The King Of Queens Furious George.

(R/S) 7.45 The King Of Queens Entertainment Weakly. (R/S) 8.10 Everybody Loves Raymond Why Are We Here?. (R/S) 8.40 Everybody Loves Raymond Ray’s On TV. (R/S) 9.10 Frasier You Can Go Home Again. (R/S) 9.40 Frasier The Two Mrs Cranes. (R/S) 10.10 Undercover Boss Canada (R/S) 11.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Bazzini. (R/S) 12.00 PM Channel 4 News/ Weather Summary (S) 12.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R/S) 1.05 Posh Pawnbrokers Two vintage saxophones and a Japanese helmet attract attention. (R/S) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 Crufts 2020 From the NEC in Birmingham. (S) 4.00 A New Life In The Sun: Where Are They Now? (S) 5.00 Come Dine With Me (R/S)

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6.00 BBC News At Six; Weather (S) 6.30 Regional News (S)

6.00 Richard Osman’s House Of Games With Chizzy Akudolu, Miles Jupp, Amol Rajan and Ellie Taylor. (S) 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys (R/S)

6.00 Regional News/Weather (S) 6.30 Evening News/Weather (S)

6.00 The Simpsons Lisa discovers Bart’s demented twin. (R/S) 6.30 Hollyoaks Toby is angry when he sees Romeo leaving his flat. (R/S)

7.00 The One Show (S) 7.30 MasterChef Former participants Alex Rushmer, Dr Tim Kinnaird and Dhruv Baker join hosts John Torode and Gregg Wallace to help select those going through to the next quarter-final. More at 9.30pm. (S)

7.00 Extreme Wales With Richard Parks Extreme Caving: Ogof Ffynnon Ddu. (R/S) 7.30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Loose Women co-hosts Nadia Sawalha and Kaye Adams join forces with experts Tim Medhurst and Anita Manning in the antique shops. (R/S)

7.00 Emmerdale Will is forced to go back to his old ways and Vanessa receives a date for her surgery. (S) 7.30 Coronation Street Gary bumps into an old acquaintance and Nina joins Roy on a bat-watching expedition. (S)

8.30 EastEnders Shirley grows suspicious of Suki’s behaviour and speaks to Jean. As Gray and Kush set off for court, the solicitor subtly seeds doubts in his client’s mind about the plea. (S)

8.30 Wild Cuba: A Caribbean Journey Colin Stafford-Johnson explores parts of Cuba few outsiders have seen, observing the bee hummingbird – the world’s tiniest bird – and thousands of crabs migrating. (S)

9.30 MasterChef Six heat winners return to fight for a place in Knockout Week. (S)

9.30 QI Organisms: With Nish Kumar, Holly Walsh and Cariad Lloyd. (R/S)

8.30 Vera The Crow Trap: A murder at a remote cottage in Northumberland takes DCI Vera Stanhope back to a place full of childhood memories and reminds her of an unsolved case from earlier in her career. Delving into the local politics surrounding a controversial proposal to dig a quarry, she and her team find motives in the unlikeliest of places – until they realise that the truth could be hidden within the land itself. Detective drama, adapted from Ann Cleeves’ novel The Crow Trap, guest starring Daniela Nardini (This Life) alongside Brenda Blethyn. (R/S)

7.00 Channel 4 News/Weather (S) 7.30 Crufts 2020 Further coverage live from the NEC in Birmingham, where featured events include Flyball, Agility and Heelwork to Music. Host Clare Balding guests include Love Island’s Olivia Buckland and Alex Bowen, who talk about their French bulldog and the problems they have had concerning its health.

There are also some advice on grooming and teeth brushing, legal responsibilities as a dog owner and whether working dogs at the Gundog Trials in Lincolnshire can also be seen as family pets. With roving reporter Radzi Chinyanganya. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (S) 10.25 Regional News/Weather (S) 10.35 Greg James’ Sport Relief Heroes The DJ meets his heroes of the charity event. (S)

10.00 Mock The Week With Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Kerry Godliman, Milton Jones and Chris Washington. (R/S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

10.25 ITV News/Weather (S) 10.55 Regional News/Weather (S)

10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by former Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow for a comic review of the significant moments of the past seven days. (S)

11.35 Catchpoint Sport Relief Special Paddy McGuinness hosts a celebrity special edition of the family-friendly game show combining physical fun and an exciting question mechanic, as netball star Eboni Usoro-Brown and stand-up Darren Harriott take on comedian Susan Calman and Strictly Professional Dancer Johannes Radebe.

(R/S) 12.20-6.00 AM BBC News (S)

11.05 FILM The Beguiled Premiere. The arrival of a wounded Civil War soldier brings jealousy and betrayal to a Southern girls’ school. Period drama, starring Colin Farrell.

(Cert 15, 93 mins. 2017) (S) ★★★★ 12.35 AM Sign Zone: Spying On The Scammers – Panorama (R/S) 1.05 Sign Zone: Doctor Who The Timeless Children: (R/S) 2.10-2.10 This Is BBC Two (S)

11.10 McDonald & Dodds The Fall Of The House Of Crockett: Drama about chalk-and-cheese police partners solving crime on the streets of Bath, beginning with the murder of a homeless man. Jason Watkins and Tala Gouveia star. (R/S) 12.55 AM Ideal World 3.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? (R/S) 3.50-6.00 ITV Nightscreen Text-baed information service.

11.05 The Big Narstie Show (S) 12.10 AM FILM 2 Guns Action adventure, starring Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. (Cert 15, 104 mins. 2013) (S) ★★★ 2.05 The Simpsons (R/S) 2.30 The Simpsons (R/S) 2.55 Come Dine With Me (R/S) 3.50 Grand Designs (R/S) 4.45 Location, Location, Location (R/S) 5.45-6.00 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R/S)

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6.00 AM Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine (S) 11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R/S) 12.10 PM 5 News At Lunchtime (S) 12.15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords A landlord discovers a couple are subletting his house. (R/S) 1.10 Access Showbiz news and gossip. (S) 1.15 Home And Away Mac breaks cover to get help for a rapidly deteriorating Bella.

(R/S) 1.45 Neighbours Mark asks Lucy on a date, but she is concerned about his religious ties. (S) 2.20 FILM My Husband’s Double Life Drama, starring Amy Nuttall, Daniel Lapaine and Dragan Micanovic. (Cert PG, 86 mins. 2018) (S) ★★★ 4.00 Friends The One At The Beach: Phoebe receives shocking news.

(R/S) 4.30 Friends The One With The Jellyfish: Ross and Rachel get back together. (R/S) 5.00 5 News At 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Repeated from 1.45pm. (S)

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GREG JAMES’ SPORT RELIEF HEROES | BBC1 10.35PM

7.30pm The Yorkshire Steam…

6.00 Home And Away Mac breaks cover to get help for a rapidly deteriorating Bella. (R/S) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) 7.00 Helicopter Pursuits: Caught On Camera A compilation of police helicopter chases. (R/S) 7.30 The Yorkshire Steam Railway: All Aboard The annual steam gala is held, with a record 15 locos coming from all over the country for a steam spectacular. (S) 8.30 Celebrity Britain By Barge: Then & Now On the second part of the Scottish leg, Bill Oddie, Jennie Bond, Anne Diamond and Pete Waterman join the Glasgow and Edinburgh Union Canal, rising lock, stock and barge up the Falkirk wheel before heading east. (S) 9.45 Con Air A parolee hitches a ride home on a maximum-security flight conveying some of America’s deadliest criminals, and when they hijack the plane in mid-flight he is forced to intervene. Meanwhile, a US marshal has an ongoing battle on the ground to prevent the plane from being blown to pieces. Action thriller, starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, John Malkovich and Steve Buscemi. (Cert 18, 115 mins. 1997) (S) ★★★★ 12.05 AM Building The Billion Pound Mega Bridge (R/S) 1.00 Access (S) 1.05 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive gambling. (S) 3.05 Access (S) 3.10 Paddington Station 24/7 (R/S) 4.00 Paddington Station 24/7 (R/S) 4.45 House Doctor Kensal Green: (R/S) 5.10 Nick’s Quest Gorilla: (R/S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R/S)

O Over the h years some stars have gone above and beyond the call of duty for Sport Relief – David Walliams in particular, who took on not one, but three swimming challenges (the English Channel, the Gibraltar Strait and the Thames). He’s not alone, either

– we were full of admiration for Davina McCall taking a 500mile triathlon from Edinburgh to London that lasted seven days, Eddie Izzard taking on 27 marathons across 27 days in South Africa, Zoe Ball riding a bike from Blackpool to Brighton,

and John Bishop cycling, rowing and running back from Paris.

Ahead of this year’s telethon, Greg James meets up with the aforementioned stars to find out what motivated them to take on these feats of endurance, and what happened afterwards.

Small wonder WILD CUBA: A CARIBBEAN JOURNEY | BBC2 8.30PM Cuba lays claim to some of the most stunning wildlife in the world, much of which outsiders will never see – well, not until tonight, anyway. In this two-part series, Colin Stafford-Johnson gives us a glimpse of the creatures and locations that make this island so special, and tonight’s episode features a close encounter with the bee hummingbird, the smallest bird in the world, and one which can’t be found anywhere else on the planet. We’ll also get to see the spectacle of thousands of crabs migrating en masse – a bit like the crowds at Gatwick Airport in the middle of July, but with more legs…

BBC1 N IRELAND as Main BBC1 except: 10.35pm Soft Border Patrol 11.05 Greg James’ Sport Relief Heroes 12.05am Catchpoint Sport Relief Special 12.456.00 BBC News BBC1 SCOTLAND as Main BBC1 except: 12.15am A View From The Terrace 1.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20-6.00 BBC News BBC1 WALES as Main BBC1 except: 7.00-7.30pm Six Nations Sin Bin 11.35 Young, Welsh And Pretty Minted 12.05am Catchpoint Sport Relief Special 12.45-6.00 BBC News BBC2 WALES as Main BBC2 except: 7.00pm The One Show 7.30 Extreme Wales With Richard Parks 8.00-8.30 Saving Lives At Sea 11.05 New Voices From Wales 11.15 FILM: The Beguiled 12.45-1.05am Coast WALES as Main ITV except: 6.00-6.30pm ITV News Wales At Six SCOTTISH as Main ITV except: 12.55am The People’s History Show 1.20-6.00 Nightscreen

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INSIDE TV FRIDAY 6 March Sky Witness Sky Atlantic 6.00 AM Nothing To Declare 8.00 Paramedics 9.00 Blue Bloods 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00 PM Elementary 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 Law & Order 3.00 The Real A&E 3.30 The Real A&E 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 6.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line 6.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line

6.00 AM The Guest Wing 7.00 Without A Trace Penitence. 8.00 Without A Trace Volcano. 9.00 Without A Trace Party Girl.

10.00 The West Wing On The Day Before. 11.00 The West Wing War Crimes.

12.00 PM Blue Bloods Moonlighting. 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Bite Me. 2.00 The West Wing Gone Quiet. 3.00 The West Wing The Indians In The Lobby.

4.00 Without A Trace Manhunt. 5.00 Without A Trace Lone Star. 6.00 Without A Trace Transitions.

6.00 AM Monkey Life 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 7.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize 10.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.00 PM NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five0 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family 4.30 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama The Sting. 6.00 Futurama The Farnsworth Parabox.

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7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Shooting Stars: The team investigates a suicide cult.

7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons Pranksta Rap: Bart fakes his own kidnapping. With the guest voice of 50 Cent.

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8.00 Chicago Med Guess It Doesn’t Matter Anymore: Dr Halstead’s world is thrown into turmoil.

8.00 Blue Bloods Whistle Blower: One of Erin’s informants is murdered.

8.00 The Simpsons Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?.

8.30 Modern Family Tree’s A Crowd.

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9.00 Babylon Berlin New series. Gereon gets sent to investigate an accident on a film set.

9.00 Intelligence Jerry makes a confession that devastates Joseph.

9.30 Intelligence Last in the series.

10.00 Chicago PD Mercy: The team turns its attention to an illegal arms dealer.

10.00 Babylon Berlin A witness steps forward with sinister information.

10.00 The Late Late Show With James Corden: Best Of The Week Highlights of the talk show.

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Thought Criminal: The team targets a photographer.

11.00 Public Enemy The Massacre Of The Innocents: Chloe and Michael make a breakthrough.

11.00 Avenue 5 11.35 The Trip To Greece The return of the comedy, starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon.

12.00 AM CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Blue Bloods 3.00 Shades Of Blue 4.00 Ghost Whisperer 5.00-6.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response

12.05 AM Public Enemy 1.15 The Outsider 2.20 Without A Trace 3.10 Californication 3.45 Californication 4.20 The West Wing 5.10-6.00 The West Wing

12.05 AM The Trip To Greece 12.35 Flintoff: Lord Of The Fries 1.30 Caught On Dashcam 2.30 The Force: Manchester 3.30 Road Wars 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 Futurama 5.30-6.00 Futurama

BABYLON BERLIN | Sky Atlantic 9PM We’ve been hankering for a third series of this excellent German-language drama set in 1920s Berlin for ages now, and we’re so thrilled that it’s finally here. We pick things up in the aftermath of the Great

Berlin Stock Market crash of 1929, and detective Gereon Rath and his enthusiastic apprentice Charlotte Ritter look into the death of actress Betty Winter on a film set, in suspicious circumstances…

CHICAGO FIRE | Sky Witness 9PM A redrawing of the boundaries for the various stations within the city leads to Firehouse 51 finding they now overlap with a nearby station, causing problems. Also this week, Casey and Gallo are hunting for some missing equipment.

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W 6.10 AM MasterChef Australia 7.30 Renovate My Home: Leave It To Bryan 8.00 Tipping Point 9.00 Tipping Point 10.00 The Bill 11.00 Supernanny US 12.00 PM Tipping Point 1.00 Tipping Point 2.00 My Dream Home Ashley And Aben. 3.00 My Dream Home 4.00 My Dream Home 5.00 Tipping Point 6.00 Tipping Point 7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 Sun, Sea And Brides To Be A cake causes concern. 9.00 999 Rescue Squad A 21-year-old man is shot twice in the chest.

10.00 Should I Go Under The Knife? 11.00 Inside The Ambulance 12.00 AM One Born Every Minute 1.00 Great Ormond Street 1.50 Code Black 2.35 Renovate My Home: Leave It To Bryan 3.00-6.10 Teleshopping

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4.00 Murdoch Mysteries Murdoch Ahoy. 5.00 Murdoch Mysteries Tour De Murdoch.

6.00 Major Crimes Sorry I Missed You: A body is found in the boot of a crashed car.

7.00 Motive Purgatory. 8.00 Motive The Amateurs. 9.00 Death In Paradise Political Suicide. 10.20 Death In Paradise The Early Bird.

11.40 New Tricks The English Defence. 1.00 AM Murdoch Mysteries 2.00 The Assets 2.55 The Assets 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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GOLD 6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 The Piglet Files 7.35 The Piglet Files 8.00 As Time Goes By 8.40 The Good Life 9.20 Porridge 10.00 Hi-de-Hi! 10.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.40 PM Keeping Up Appearances 1.20 Porridge 2.00 Hi-de-Hi! 2.40 Keeping Up Appearances 3.20 Dad’s Army 4.00 Dad’s Army 4.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.40 The Good Life 7.20 Porridge 8.00 Dad’s Army 8.40 Dad’s Army 9.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys 10.00 Sandylands 10.40 Peep Show 11.15 Peep Show 11.50 All Round To Mrs Brown’s 1.10 AM Dad’s Army 1.50 Peep Show 2.15 Peep Show 2.45 The Rebel 3.15 The Rebel 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

Com. Central 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Will & Grace 10.00 The Office (US) 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00 PM Friends 12.30 Friends 1.00 Friends 1.30 Friends 2.00 Friends 2.30 Friends 3.00 Bad Robots 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Friends 6.30 Friends 7.00 Friends 7.30 Friends 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 Impractical Jokers 9.30 Impractical Jokers 10.00 The Ricky Gervais Show 10.30 DON’T MISS! Bob’s Burgers 11.00 South Park 12.00 AM South Park 12.30 Bad Robots 1.00 Bad Robots 1.30 The Daily Show 2.00 South Park 2.30 South Park 3.00 South Park 3.25 Bad Robots 3.50 Bad Robots 4.15 The Office (US) 4.35 The Office (US) 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

FOX 8.00 AM Republic Of Doyle 9.00 Bones 10.00 Bull 11.00 NCIS 12.00 PM Bones The Girl With The Curl. 1.00 Bones The Woman In The Sand. 2.00 The Mentalist Little Yellow House. 3.00 NCIS No Good Deed. 4.00 Bull Already Gone. 5.00 Bones Aliens In The Spaceship. 6.00 The Mentalist The Whites Of His Eyes. 7.00 NCIS Lost In Translation. 8.00 NCIS Troll. 9.00 NCIS The North Pole. 10.00 War Of The Worlds 11.00 War Of The Worlds 12.00 AM Family Guy 12.30 Family Guy 1.00 American Dad! 1.30 American Dad! 2.00 Family Guy 2.30 Family Guy 3.00 American Dad! 3.30 American Dad! 4.00 Republic Of Doyle 5.00-8.00 Teleshopping

Sky Comedy 6.00 AM Teleshopping 8.00 Everybody Hates Chris 9.00 Parks And Recreation 10.30 30 Rock 12.00 PM The Mindy Project 1.30 Modern Family 2.00 Modern Family 2.30 Everybody Hates Chris 3.00 Everybody Hates Chris 3.30 Parks And Recreation 4.00 Parks And Recreation 4.30 Parks And Recreation 5.00 30 Rock 5.30 30 Rock 6.00 30 Rock 6.30 Modern Family 7.00 Modern Family 7.30 The Mindy Project 8.00 The Mindy Project 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 Veep 9.35 Veep 10.15 Sex And The City 10.50 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 11.50 The Late Late Show With James Corden 12.50 AM Entourage 1.25 Silicon Valley 2.35 Girls 3.45 30 Rock 5.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 The Ellen Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 Emmerdale 8.50 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 9.20 Superstore 9.45 Superstore 10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress To Impress 12.15 PM Emmerdale 12.45 Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! Gold 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50 Dress To Impress 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 You’ve Been Framed!

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6.00 AM Hollyoaks 7.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Baby Daddy 9.00 Mike & Molly 10.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Goldbergs 12.00 PM Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 Baby Daddy 2.30 Baby Daddy 3.00 Mike & Molly 3.30 Mike & Molly 4.00 The Goldbergs 4.30 The Goldbergs 5.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 5.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 The Big Bang Theory

8.55 AM A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 9.45 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 10.45 A Place In The Sun: Summer Sun 11.50 Emergency Helicopter Medics 12.50 PM 999: On The Front Line 1.50 Escape To The Chateau: DIY 2.50 Four In A Bed One4 B&B. 3.20 Four In A Bed Windy Bottom B&B. 3.50 Four In A Bed Jolly Carter. 4.20 Four In A Bed 4.55 Four In A Bed 5.20 The Secret Life Of The Zoo 6.30 Crufts 2020

7.00 PM World News Today/Weather 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1989 20/04/1989: Performance by Metallica.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Reloaded Comical clips, narrated by Harry Hill.

7.00 Hollyoaks Drama following a group of young people in Chester.

7.30 Man With A Plan Kate’s First Date.

7.30 Guy Martin: Last Flight Of The Vulcan Bomber The mechanic explores the last functioning Vulcan bomber.

8.00 Doddie Weir: One More Try The rugby player’s battle against motor neurone disease.

8.00 Cilla At The BBC Memorable TV appearances by Cilla Black.

8.00 Two And A Half Men Tazed In The Lady Nuts: Alan offers Jenny some relationship advice.

8.30 Two And A Half Men

8.00 The Big Bang Theory The Space Probe Disintegration.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory Comedy.

9.00 Death In Paradise Music Of Murder: Dwayne’s favourite singer is murdered.

9.00 The Nine Presented

by Laura Miller and John Beattie.

9.00 Top Of The Pops: 1989 27/04/1989.

9.30 Classic Albums: Carly Simon – No Secrets Carly Simon’s career.

9.00 Celebs Go Dating Dean Gaffney heads out in search of his ideal woman.

9.00 Just One Look Eva begins to see some light in the dark mystery surrounding Bastien and his friends. In French.

10.20 New Tricks Father’s Pride: A murder victim’s camera is found.

10.00 Scot Squad The cops tackle noisy neighbours.

10.30 A View From The Terrace Scottish football.

10.30 On Bass – Tina Weymouth! The contribution of bass to popular music.

9.00 Ride Along A tough cop takes his sister’s boyfriend with him on duty, leading to a dangerous encounter with the city’s most wanted criminal. Comedy, starring Ice Cube and Kevin Hart.

Includes FYI Daily. (Cert 12, 97 mins. 2014) ++

10.00 Naked Attraction A 25-year-old estate agent from Margate chooses a date.

10.15 24 Hours In A&E Medics treat a 20-year-old man who has collapsed.

11.45 Waking The Dead Special Relationship: Boyd and the team investigate the murder of a Home Office adviser.

11.30-12.00 Mirror Mirror ’People Do Suppress Their Chakras Which Will Then Block Your Auras’.

11.30 Michael Kiwanuka At The 6 Music Festival A set by the singer-songwriter, from the Roundhouse.

11.10 Family Guy The Old Man And The Big ‘C’.

11.35 Family Guy Killer Queen: Peter and Chris attend a fat camp.

11.05 Rick And Morty.

11.35 Mr Pickles Where Is Mr Pickles?: The collie is dog-napped.

11.50 Robot Chicken

11.15 24 Hours In A&E The King’s College Hospital staff treat patients involved in serious road accidents.

12.45 AM Girl In A Band: Tales From The Rock ’n’ Roll Front Line 1.45 Cilla At The BBC 2.45-3.45 Classic Albums: Carly Simon – No Secrets

12.05 AM American Dad! 12.35 American Dad! 1.05 The Cleveland Show 1.30 Two And A Half Men 2.00 Two And A Half Men 2.30 Plebs 2.55 Plebs 3.20 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00 Teleshopping

12.05 AM Rick And Morty 12.35 The Big Bang Theory 1.05 The Big Bang Theory 1.35 Celebs Go Dating 2.35 Naked Attraction 3.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 4.20 The Big Bang Theory 4.45 The Big Bang Theory 5.10-6.00 How I Met Your Mother

12.20 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.15 24 Hours In A&E 2.20 24 Hours In A&E 3.25-3.50 Food Unwrapped

6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Soldier, Soldier 8.00 Soldier, Soldier 9.00 The Bill 10.00 Classic Holby City The Innocents – Part Two. 11.00 Classic Casualty A Place of Safety.

12.00 PM The Bill An Ominous Warning. 1.00 Classic EastEnders 1.40 Classic EastEnders 2.20 London’s Burning 3.20 Monarch Of The Glen 4.20 Bergerac In Love And War. 5.20 Bread 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! All Change.

6.40 As Time Goes By Too Old – Or Too Nosy.

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7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine It’s Never Ten Years: Clegg and Truly reminisce about Compo.

7.00 PM Hebrides: Islands On The Edge A huge storm hits the archipelago.

8.00 Murdoch Mysteries Brother’s Keeper: The criminal who murdered Detective Watts’ brother is released.

Chloe (Stephanie Blanchoud) makes a breakthrough in Public Enemy 11pm Sky Atlantic

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2.10 AM The Bill 3.10 London’s Burning 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.10 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK 9.30 Storage Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 11.00 American Pickers 12.00 PM Timber Kings 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top Gear 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Room 101 7.40 Room 101 8.20 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 9.20 QI 10.00 Red Dwarf 10.40 Red Dwarf Body Swap. 11.20 Meet The Richardsons 12.00 AM Taskmaster 1.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 2.10 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier 3.00 Zapped 3.35 The Indestructibles 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 9.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera 9.25 Law & Order 10.15 CSI: NY 11.10 CSI: NY 12.05 PM Law & Order Church. 1.05 Law & Order Murder Book.

2.00 Law & Order Gaijin. 3.00 Law & Order Caviar Emptor.

4.00 Murder, She Wrote It’s A Dog’s Life. 5.00 Murder, She Wrote Lovers And Other Killers. 6.00 Law & Order 7.00 Law & Order 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 10.55 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.55 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.55 Law & Order: Los Angeles 2.50 Law & Order: Los Angeles 3.50 Access 4.00-4.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 High Street TV 8.00 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.20 House 10.05 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 11.05 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 12.05 PM Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 1.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home And Away 4.00 House 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home And Away 7.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 8.00 Florida’s Mega Sinkholes 9.00 FILM Hercules Mythological adventure, starring Dwayne Johnson. (Cert 12, 98 mins.

2014) +++ 11.05 Impact Wrestling 1.00 AM Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun 3.50 Access 4.00-4.00 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street 6.25 Classic Coronation Street 6.55 Classic Emmerdale 7.25 Classic Emmerdale 7.55 Heartbeat 8.55 The Darling Buds Of May 10.00 That’s My Boy Unfair Dismissal. 10.35 A Touch Of Frost 12.40 PM Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale 2.15 Classic Emmerdale 2.50 Classic Coronation Street 3.20 Classic Coronation Street 3.55 Midsomer Murders Dead Letters. 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Doc Martin 10.05 Scott & Bailey 11.05 A Touch Of Frost Care And Protection. 1.15 AM A Touch Of Frost 3.00 That’s My Boy 3.25 Nightscreen 3.30-3.30 Teleshopping

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6.00 AM The Protectors The Quick Brown Fox. 6.30 Quincy ME Stolen Tears. 7.35 Kojak Another Gypsy Queen.

8.35 The Saint The Better Mousetrap. 9.40 Minder The Old School Tie. 10.45 The Professionals The Untouchables. 11.45 Live Darts: UK Open 5.00 PM The Professionals The Ojuka Situation: Bodie and Doyle are assigned to protect a politician. 5.55 The Sweeney Faces: The squad foils a hijacking. 7.00 Live Darts: UK Open 2020 Day One: Afternoon Session. 11.00 All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite Action from the latest edition of the weekly AEW event.

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6.00 AM Teleshopping 7.00 Bachelor In Paradise 7.55 Bachelor In Paradise 8.50 Be Beautiful 9.00 LittleBe 12.00 PM Income Property 12.25 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 1.20 Vanderpump Rules 2.15 Million Dollar Listing: NYC 3.10 The Real Housewives Of New York City 4.05 The Real Housewives Of Dallas Where’s Copenhagen?. 5.00 The Real Housewives Of Dallas 6.00 Masters Of Flip Shaky Ground.

7.00 Buying And Selling 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 Botched 10.00 Botched 10.55 Kendra On Top The Parent Trapped – Part Two. 11.20 The Only Way Is Essex 12.10 AM Income Property 12.40 ITVBe Nightscreen 12.55-12.55 Teleshopping

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WHO’S WHO? CASUALTY Connie Beauchamp.........Amanda Mealing Rosa Cadenas........................Jacey Sallés Faith Cadogan.....................Kirsty Mitchell Charlie Fairhead .............Derek Thompson Noel Garcia ......................... Tony Marshall Ethan Hardy ................... George Rainsford Zsa Zsa Harper-Jenkinson....Sharon Gless David Hide ...............................Jason Durr Archie Hudson ....................Genesis Lynea Jan Jenning ..............................Di Botcher Dylan Keogh..........................William Beck Marty Kirkby ...............Shaheen Jafargholi Jade Lovall .........................Gabriella Leon Lev Malinowski......................... Uriel Emil Rash Masum.......................... Neet Mohan Jacob Masters ......................Charles Venn Robyn Miller ...............Amanda Henderson Will Noble.................................Jack Nolan Ruby Spark ...............................Maddy Hill

CORONATION STREET Dev Alahan.......................Jimmi Harkishin Adam Barlow .....................Sam Robertson Aggie Bailey ........................ Lorna Laidlaw Eddison Bailey ......Trevor Michael Georges James Bailey ....................Nathan Graham Michael Bailey ......................Ryan Russell Amy Barlow ......................... Elle Mulvaney Ken Barlow ........................William Roache Peter Barlow ......................Chris Gascoyne Leanne Battersby.................. Jane Danson Toyah Battersby ...................Georgia Taylor Emma Brooker .............. Alexandra Mardell Chesney Brown.........................Sam Aston Claudia Colby .........................Rula Lenska Mary Cole ................................. Patti Clare Carla Connor ............................Alison King Jenny Connor..............Sally Ann Matthews Johnny Connor ................. Richard Hawley Maria Connor ............Samia Longchambon Ryan Connor ....................... Ryan Prescott Roy Cropper ......................... David Neilson Ray Crosby................................Mark Frost Tyrone Dobbs .......................... Alan Halsall Paul Foreman ..............................Peter Ash Abi Franklin ..........................Sally Carman Seb Franklin.........................Harry Visinoni Eileen Grimshaw ..................... Sue Cleaver Imran Habeeb ................... Charlie De Melo Nina Lucas ....................... Mollie Gallagher Paula Martin ...................Stirling Gallacher Cathy Matthews...................... Melanie Hill Billy Mayhew .............. Daniel Brocklebank Liz McDonald ................... Beverley Callard Steve McDonald .................Simon Gregson Tracy McDonald ..........................Kate Ford Geoff Metcalfe ............... Ian Bartholomew Sally Metcalfe ...................... Sally Dynevor

Tim Metcalfe ............................Joe Duttine Yasmeen Metcalfe ................. Shelley King Alya Nazir .................................. Sair Khan Ali Neeson.........................James Burrows Daniel Osbourne .....................Rob Mallard Brian Packham ........................ Peter Gunn Bethany Platt ...........................Lucy Fallon David Platt ...................... Jack P Shepherd Lily Platt............................ Brooke Malonie Sarah Platt ..............................Tina O’Brien Alina Pop .................... Ruxandra Porojnicu Evelyn Plummer .............. Maureen Lipman Audrey Roberts ...................... Sue Nicholls Gail Rodwell............................Helen Worth Jade Rowan ........................Lottie Henshall Fiz Stape ..........................Jennie McAlpine

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Hope Stape .................... Isabella Flanagan Beth Sutherland ...................... Lisa George Kirk Sutherland.............. Andrew Whyment Rita Tanner........................... Barbara Knox Nick Tilsley .................................Ben Price Craig Tinker ..........................Colson Smith Danny Tomlinson ....................Dylan Brady Sean Tully ............................Antony Cotton Kevin Webster .................... Michael Le Vell Faye Windass ............................Ellie Leach Gary Windass ..........................Mikey North

DOCTORS Zara Carmichael... Elisabeth Dermot Walsh Ruhma Carter ......................... Bharti Patel Jimmi Clay................Adrian Lewis Morgan Daniel Granger............ Matthew Chambers Al Haskey................................ Ian Midlane Karen Hollins ......................... Jan Pearson Rob Hollins.............................Chris Walker Ayesha Lee ........................... Laura Rollins Valerie Pitman ....................... Sarah Moyle Emma Reid................................ Dido Miles Bear Sylvester .............................. Dex Lee Sid Vere................................... Ashley Rice

EASTENDERS Habiba Ahmed ......................Rukku Nahar Iqra Ahmed ........................... Priya Davdra Ruby Allen............................ Louisa Lytton Chantelle Atkins............. Jessica Plummer Gray Atkins .............Toby-Alexander Smith Mackenzie Atkins..............Isaac Lemonius Mia Atkins...................... Mahalia Malcolm Bailey Baker ............Kara-Leah Fernandes Mitch Baker ........................Roger Griffiths

Bobby Beale................ Clay Milner Russell Ian Beale...........................Adam Woodyatt Kathy Beale....................... Gillian Taylforth Peter Beale ..........................Dayle Hudson Jack Branning ......................Scott Maslen Max Branning .......................... Jake Wood Rainie Branning ................... Tanya Franks Jay Brown.......................Jamie Borthwick Keegan Butcher-Baker ...........Zack Morris Tiffany Butcher-Baker ...........Maisie Smith Linda Carter............................Kellie Bright Mick Carter .............................Danny Dyer Ollie Carter................................ Harry Farr Shirley Carter..........................Linda Henry Tina Carter.............Luisa Bradshaw-White Whitney Dean.....................Shona McGarty Bex Fowler........................Jasmine Armfield Martin Fowler .......................... James Bye Sonia Fowler ......................Natalie Cassidy Denise Fox..............................Diane Parish Mo Harris ................................ Laila Morse Callum ‘Halfway’ Highway...........Tony Clay Stuart Highway......................Ricky Champ Ash Kaur ...................Gurlaine Kaur Garcha Kush Kazemi ...................Davood Ghadami Ben Mitchell .......................... Max Bowden Billy Mitchell.......................Perry Fenwick Sharon Mitchell ......................Letitia Dean Kat Moon ........................... Jessie Wallace Jags Panesar.......................... Amar Adatia Kheerat Panesar........................... Jaz Deol Suki Panesar ..................... Balvinder Sopal Vinny Panesar .......................... Shiv Jalota Lexi Pearce......................... Isabella Brown Lola Pearce ........................Danielle Harold Jean Slater .......................... Gillian Wright Bernadette Taylor.....................Clair Norris Karen Taylor.....................Lorraine Stanley Patrick Trueman................Rudolph Walker Sheree Trueman.............Suzette Llewellyn

IN We spin soap’s rev volving door...

LUKE JACOBZ (Angelo Rosetta, Home H and Away) y It’s been a long time t since we last saw Ang gelo in Summer Bay, but he’s on o his way back! “It’s been 10 0 years since I was last here, so o I’m really looking forward to meeting all the new casst, and to see some old friendss too,” says star Luke. “I’m so excited that my first scene back is with Ray [Meag gher, o much aka Alf]. We all have so to catch up on! I’m thrilled to be part of the talented fam mily once more.” Late spring

IN

JANE HAZLEGROVE (Bernie Winter, Corrie) Given how tough Gemma is finding it looking after her quads, she’ll soon be needing the support of her own mum, Bernie. But can proud Gemma bring herself to admit that she’s struggling to cope without Bernie’s help? We can confirm that star Jane Hazlegrove has resumed filming on the cobbles, and we only have a few more weeks to wait for Bernie Bernie’s s return. return March

IN

LACEY TURNER (Stacey Fowler, EastEndeers) s Although Stacey has moved away from the Square with her new man Jerome, we know that she w will return sooner or later, as actress La acey Turner is only taking maternity leave e.

However, the star may want to delay her comeback for as long as possible, because she’s enjoying being a new mum so much! “I think it will be hard to go back to work, as much as I’m looking forward to working again,” she commented recently, having given birth to daughter Dusty last July.

“I will miss Dusty, because you get so used to spending g l all day, every day, together.

She’s great company.”

Later in the year?

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Matty Barton ................. Ash Palmisciano Victoria Barton ................. Isabel Hodgins Rodney Blackstock ........... Patrick Mower Leanna Cavanagh ................Mimi Slinger Liam Cavanagh.............Jonny McPherson Al Chapman ..................Michael Wildman Ellis Chapman ..................Aaron Anthony Belle Dingle.................Eden Taylor-Draper Cain Dingle ..........................Jeff Hordley Charity Dingle .................... Emma Atkins Chas Dingle....................... Lucy Pargeter Mandy Dingle .......................... Lisa Riley Marlon Dingle.................. Mark Charnock Moira Dingle .................... Natalie J Robb Sam Dingle .......................James Hooton Samson Dingle .........................Sam Hall Sarah Dingle ............................ Katie Hill Vinny Dingle .................. Bradley Johnson Harriet Finch ...........Katherine Dow Blyton Liv Flaherty .........................Isobel Steele Billy Fletcher ........................ Jay Kontzle Jacob Gallagher ............Joe Warren Plant Leo Goskirk...................Harvey Rogerson Rhona Goskirk........................ Zoe Henry Leyla Harding .....................Roxy Shahidi Pierce Harris ............... Jonathan Wrather Lydia Hart ............................ Karen Blick Bob Hope ......................Tony Audenshaw Brenda Hope ..................... Lesley Dunlop Jimmy King ............................Nick Miles Nicola King ......................Nicola Wheeler Paddy Kirk ....................... Dominic Brunt Priya Kotecha ....................... Fiona Wade David Metcalfe ..........Matthew Wolfenden Tracy Metcalfe .......................Amy Walsh Eric Pollard .........................Chris Chittell Wendy Posner ................. Susan Cookson Doug Potts ..................... Duncan Preston Nate Robinson ..................... Jurell Carter Jai Sharma ......................... Chris Bisson Manpreet Sharma ........... Rebecca Sarker Rishi Sharma..................... Bhasker Patel

Amelia Spencer ...............Daisy Campbell Dan Spencer ............................Liam Fox Ryan Stocks .......................James Moore Diane Sugden ............. Elizabeth Estensen Andrea Tate ...................Anna Nightingale Jamie Tate ...................Alexander Lincoln Kim Tate ............................... Claire King Dawn Taylor ..................... Olivia Bromley Will Taylor ........................ Dean Andrews Arthur Thomas ..................... Alfie Clarke Gabby Thomas................. Rosie Bentham Laurel Thomas..............Charlotte Bellamy April Windsor ................ Amelia Flanagan Bear Wolf ...................... Joshua Richards Vanessa Woodfield .......Michelle Hardwick Amy Wyatt ............. Natalie Ann Jamieson Kerry Wyatt ........................ Laura Norton

HOLBY CITY Ben ‘Lofty’ Chiltern ..................Lee Mead Dominic Copeland .................David Ames Essie Di Lucca ......................Kaye Wragg Cameron Dunn.................... Nic Jackman Xavier Duval................... Marcus Griffiths Adrian Fletcher ..............Alex Walkinshaw Ange Godard ....................... Dawn Steele Chloe Godard ...................... Amy Lennox Ric Griffin ........................ Hugh Quarshie Henrik Hanssen ...................... Guy Henry Donna Jackson.................... Jaye Jacobs Sacha Levy .......................... Bob Barrett Kian Madani ................... Ramin Karimloo Max McGerry........................... Jo Martin Nicky McKendrick.............Belinda Owusu Jac Naylor...........................Rosie Marcel

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HOLLYOAKS Leah Barnes ................Elà-May Demircan Grace Black ....................... Tamara Wall Courtney Campbell........... Amy Conachan Bobby Costello ......................Jayden Fox Tom Cunningham ..................Ellis Hollins Charlie Dean .................... Charlie Behan Martine Devereux .................Kéllé Bryan Mitchell Devereux .............. Imran Adams Walter Devereux ......... Trevor A Toussaint Joel Dexter .............. Rory Douglas-Speed

Liam Donovan ........ Jude Monk McGowan Scott Drinkwell.................... Ross Adams Celeste Faroe ......................... Andrea Ali Toby Faroe ........................Bobby Gordon Warren Fox ........................Jamie Lomas Brooke Hathaway .................. Talia Grant Brody Hudson ..............Adam Woodward Diane Hutchinson ............... Alex Fletcher Edward Hutchinson ..............Joe McGann Tony Hutchinson ................. Nick Pickard Kyle Kelly ........................... Adam Rickitt Damon Kinsella ............... Jacob Roberts Maxine Kinsella ..............Nikki Sanderson Leela Lomax ............... Kirsty-Leigh Porter Peri Lomax..................... Ruby O’Donnell Lisa Loveday ...................Rachel Adedeji Imran Maalik...........................Ijaz Rana Misbah Maalik......................Harvey Virdi Sami Maalik ............................Rishi Nair Yasmine Maalik ................Haiesha Mistry Goldie McQueen ............... Chelsee Healey John Paul McQueen ........... James Sutton Marlena ‘Nana’ McQueen ... Diane Langton Mercedes McQueen....... Jennifer Metcalfe Sylver McQueen.......................David Tag Luke Morgan .......................... Gary Lucy Mandy Morgan ............ Sarah Jayne Dunn Oliver Morgan ............ Aedan Duckworth James Nightingale ........ Gregory Finnegan Juliet Nightingale ........ Niamh Blackshaw Marnie Nightingale ......... Lysette Anthony Romeo Nightingale..............Owen Warner Darren Osborne ....... Ashley Taylor Dawson Jack Osborne ................ Jimmy McKenna Nancy Osborne ..................... Jessica Fox Jordan Price.................... Connor Calland Ella Richardson ....................Erin Palmer Cindy Savage ............... Stephanie Waring Liberty Savage ............ Jessamy Stoddart Sally St Claire ....................Annie Wallace Sid Sumner ............................ Billy Price

HOME AND AWAY Ben Astoni..........................Rohan Nichol Maggie Astoni .................. Kestie Morassi Ziggy Astoni .................... Sophie Dillman Mackenzie Booth.................... Emily Weir Marilyn Chambers..............Emily Symons Jasmine Delaney .................... Sam Frost Willow Harris ....................Sarah Roberts Ryder Jackson ............... Lukas Radovich Jade Lennox......................Mia Morrissey Justin Morgan .................James Stewart Mason Morgan ..............Orpheus Pledger Tori Morgan .................. Penny McNamee Bella Nixon ..................... Courtney Miller John Palmer ................. Shane Withington Leah Patterson ............... Ada Nicodemou Irene Roberts ............... Lynne McGranger Ryan ‘Robbo’ Shaw .................Jake Ryan Alf Stewart......................... Ray Meagher Martha Stewart ................. Belinda Giblin Roo Stewart .....................Georgie Parker Dean Thompson ............ Patrick O’Connor Colby Thorne .......................Tim Franklin

Your update on the one-time stars of soap...

SAMANTHA’S SPORT RELIEF CHALLENGE! Ex-EastEnder Samantha Womack (Ronnie Mitchell) is undertaking a task for BBC One’s Sport Relief: a four-day 100-mile triathlon across the Namib Desert in southern Africa. The original idea was to trek across a frozen lake in Mongolia, but plans changed due to the coronavirus.

STAYING IN AMERICA! Margot Robbie, who played Donna Freedman in Neighbours from 2008 to 2011, has spoken about her exit from the Aussie soap: “I told them I was moving to America, and then I asked if they would kill me off in like a really big dramatic way. They said no, because ‘If things don’t work out in America, we want you to come back and play the role again’. So my character also moved to America, and I guess she’s e s still there! there!”

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LUCY-JO’S FULL HOUSE!!

Lucy-Jo Hudson (formerly Hollyoakss’ Donna-Marie Quinn) has given birth to a son – her first with boyfriend Lewis s Devine. “We are so in love with our b baby boy!” posted the star on Instagram.

“Our family is now complete!” The actress already has a six-year-old daughter, Sienna Rae, with ex-husba and Alan Halsall (Corrie’s Tyrone).

REGIONS & RADIO FAIR CITY RTÉ1, RTÉ Player (Ireland only) Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday 8pm (NI only: Sky 161, Virgin 875) RIVER CITY BBC Scotland, iPlayer, Monday 10pm; repeated on BBC1 Scotland, Tuesday 8pm Sky 971, Freesat 960, Virgin 862, TalkTalk TV 956 THE ARCHERS BBC Radio 4, iPlayer Sun-Fri 7pm (omnibus Sun 10am)

NEIGHBOURS Zenin Alexio .................... Axle Whitehead Aaron Brennan .....................Matt Wilson Chloe Brennan .............April Rose Pengilly Mark Brennan .................Scott McGregor Jack Callahan ................. Andrew Morley Gary Canning ............ Damien Richardson Kyle Canning ..................... Chris Milligan Sheila Canning ................... Colette Mann Aster Conway ........................ Isla Goulas Elly Conway ......................... Jodi Anasta Mannix Foster ........................Sam Webb Clive Gibbons ....................... Geoff Paine Mark Gottlieb ..................Bruce Samazan Hendrix Greyson ................Benny Turland Pierce Greyson ....................Tim Robards Mackenzie Hargreaves ....... Georgie Stone Jane Harris ......................... Annie Jones

Finn Kelly ................................ Rob Mills Karl Kennedy ...................... Alan Fletcher Susan Kennedy............Jackie Woodburne Beatrix Nilsson ..............Bonnie Anderson Dipi Rebecchi ..................... Sharon Johal Jarrod ‘Toadie’ Rebecchi .....Ryan Moloney Nell Rebecchi ...............Scarlett Anderson Shane Rebecchi ............ Nicholas Coghlan Yashvi Rebecchi ................Olivia Junkeer Harlow Robinson ........... Jemma Donovan Lucy Robinson ......................Melissa Bell Paul Robinson ................... Stefan Dennis Terese Robinson ....... Rebekah Elmaloglou Paige Smith................... Olympia Valance Hugo Somers........................John Turner David Tanaka.....................Takaya Honda Prudence Wallace ......... Denise Van Outen Ned Willis..................................Ben Hall Roxy Willis .......................Zima Anderson

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1 2 3 4 3 See 24D 7 See 25D 8 7 8 Vinny __, was stopped and searched while working 9 10 with Albert Square tenager Keegan Baker (7) 11 12 13 14 9 Clinical Decisions Unit next to Holby City Hospital’s 16 emergency department (1,1,1) 11 See 46D 13 See 38D 18 16 Son of 10D by long-time Emmerdale village resident 21 19 20 Marlon Dingle (3) 17 Dale __, cottage where Amy 23 Wyatt lives in the Dales (4) 18 __ House, community centre located in Weatherfield (6) 21 He accepted money 26 27 to bump off Graham Foster in Emmerdale! (2,7) 29 23 __ Blackwood, former EastEnders actor who is soon 31 32 to join the cast of Hollyoaks (7) 26 Helen __, actress who 35 36 33 34 has played Coronation Street’s Gail Rodwell since 1974 (5) 37 28 & 31D He recently reunited with his wife Dipi 40 39 in Neighbours (5,8) 32 __ Cassidy, EastEnders 42 41 actress who first played 33A’s mum Sonia nearly 45 46 three decades ago (7) 33 Troubled Albert Square 47 teenager who is furious with her parents for stealing from 49 her granny Dot Branning (3,6) 37 __ Blackstock, charming Dales resident (6) 39 __ Wolf, Paddy Kirk’s 15 Type of establishment old man in Emmerdale (4) 1 Lisa __, actress who plays owned and run by David 40 Coronation Street actress Beth Sutherland in Corrie (6) Metcalfe in the Dales (4) Nicholls or Cleaver (3) 2 Sid __, works at The Mill 19 See 47A 41 Kian __, Darwin ward’s Health Centre in Doctors (4) 20 Albert Square woman clinical lead in Holby (6) 3 Local university where Kat Moon was left with __ 43 __ Canning, Ramsay Street Hollyoaks village teenager on her face following a resident reunited with Clive Peri Lomax studies (1,1,1) house fire in 2014 (5) Gibbons in Neighbours (6) 4 Full first name of Laurel 22 David __, he plays Dominic 45 Market trader Shrimpy is Thomas’ dad in Emmerdale (7) Copeland in Holby City (4) always seen wearing one of 5 What Weatherfield 24 & 3A The seventh actor to these in EastEnders! (3) mainstay Maria Connor play 25D in EastEnders (5,6) 47 & 19D Father of quads, styles for a living (4) 25 & 7A Ian’s son who has one of whom is profoundly 6 See 49A recently returned to Walford deaf in Corrie (7,5) 10 __ Goskirk, Dales vet from New Zealand (5,5) 48 __ Morgan, set to be fatally whose ex killed her boyfriend 27 & 12D Nephew of 28A shot by the Ouroboros gang Graham Foster (5) whose mum is Andrea in in Home and Away (5) 12 See 27D Neighbours (4,6) 49 & 6D Chester lass who has given away her 14 William __, long-serving 29 Shiv __, EastEnders newborn baby (6,8) Coronation Street star (6) actor who plays 8A (6)

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SOAPSTAR LINKS

Fill in all the squares in the grid so that every row, column and each of the nine 3x3 boxes contains all the digits from one to nine…

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A:Widowed on wedding day B: Parent has run a pub C: Has struggled with mental health issues D:Wrongly believed mum was dead E: Works in a school

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Doubtful Asian country

--- Gadot, actress

Curry spice Playing card

Prima donna Ballet skirt

Domestic animal

Precious flower

Present or donation

Cheeky sprite Thoughts or notions

Elongated opening Walford’s --Branning, pictured

Stingy or tight

Surface hollow Single number

Curve or bow Garden tool

Hollyoaks’ --- Kelly, pictured

Porcelain

Man’s name

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£50 For your chance to win, solve the puzzle by filling in each answer in the same direction as the arrow. When you’ve completed the grid, you’ll find that the letters in the yellow squares, when rearranged, will spell out a word which is related to Maria in this week’s episodes of Coronation Street…

THIS WEEK’S SOLUTIONS SUDOKU

SOAPSTAR LINKS

Link 1: E Link 2: D Link 3: B Link 4: C Link 5: A

Laid by a chicken

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PRIZE WORD Letter

6 3 9 4 2 7 1 8 5

Gawp or stare

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A R M I

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Edible jelly

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M E A L

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Posh boat race

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PRIZE ARROWORD Interval or range

B E A B L C E E X K I O B O R I O O K N E Y R

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M A S H

T A L K

Buzzword or craze

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3

Radio antenna

Z R E L N I O N A

PRIZE ARROWORD

7

3 2 3

B L D R A C I C K P E O C O L A

D L A U F A F S I T O N O N I A N L L I C A P E R T E A R R O U R T Y

PRIZE WORD Review

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1

T E O A B D S O N M I T E C A W H I T E E T P R I Y

9 7 1 3 6 2 8 5 4

5

E M A R M I A

N B R O D Y B I N U O N S H O N A R A M O L I S A V U B A R E C E S N A S S F

8 2 3 7 4 5 9 6 1

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N E K A N C A O A N N I O C R O C Z E T A V H U M A R O L L I D

1 9 4 8 3 6 5 7 2

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7 1 4

W T H I T N D E Y N E E S U O N A

2 8 5 1 7 4 3 9 6

8

PRIZE CROSSWORD

3 6 7 2 5 9 4 1 8

2

Can you identify the correct links between these five soap characters?

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTIONS

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Caught in a trap!

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EASTENDERS

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ainie’s relationship with Stuart comes under huge pressure next week, when a face from her past comes back to haunt her!

It’s make or break time for the couple, as Rainie continues to be shaken by the surprise encounter, leading Stuart to make a massive decision about their future together.

But is Rainie prepared for what Stuart’s about to say to her?

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Time for the truth?

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aurel faces a huge dilemma next week, when Jai suggests they move in together! But can she really live in the same house as him while still hiding the truth about Arthur?

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Amy Walsh

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Jake Ryan

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WHAT’S HIT TH HE BULLSEYE RECENTLY – AND WHAT’S FALLEN WIDE OF THE We don’t know W w what they put in the water in New Zea aland, but Peter Beale seems to B ha ave grown three feet taller. He’s arrrived in Walford like Hagrid at Harry Potter’s H house.

Do wobbly ats really boa storre bottles of wine p on high up shelves? Isn’t that kinda dangerous?

(PS. Drink responsibly.)

We don’t think Mick has ever set foot in Dot’s kitchen before. It was nice of him to dress to match.

Emmerdale’s Dan could be to Mandy as Corrie’s Ches was to Gemma.

A completely lost cause… until she turned up.

Remind us why Nate’s mum Cara isn’t a Dales regular? She’s the best new n character in yea ars!

Of the many reasons to mourn the death of Dennis, what breaks our heart the most iis losing l the last link to our beloved Dennis Rickman – once equally D c elly despatched by the Story Gods crue of EastEnders – and to ‘Shannis’, the g atest soap romance of all time. It gre a o means we’ll never meet old Den also Watts’ great grandson, Dennis W Jnr Jnr Jnr. How much more tragedy can Sharon take?

How much more can we ta e?

The Flanagan siblings are so talented they could have their own soap opera.

Watch out, world!

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by Neighbours’ little anniversary tribute to EastEnders. We’ll have a Linda Colada and a Wet Dennis please.

We’re not sure who looks more disapproving of Linda’s carry-on.

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This beige e imposter must surely be b his old lilac one, faded by the sun n.

killer Pierce attempting Psycho rapist kil to counsel Vanessa through her cancer diagnosis is some of the most twisted character interaction we’ve ever seen. Yuk!

If Cathy wasn’t such a sweetheart, she’d be utterly terrifying.

Nothing says “I’m just not that into you” quite like “I’d rather stick with the bloke who killed a woman on her wedding day”. It sure sucks to be Dr Ali in Maria’s love triangle.